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baekhvuns · 2 years ago

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Tbh I expected it I'm either very lucky or very unlucky in life, there's no in betweenen 🤡 I was hoping for January or late March/April dates, BUT NO, FUCKING FEBRUARY OFC. I HATE YOU KQ. And I bet they're gonna add more dates in London, Berlin, maybe Paris. My trip has already been postponed 4 times, I gotta go eventually... if everything goes well I'll be back in SK in June/July, bet they'll be in the US then 🔫 honestly I'm so pissed, I don't even wanna see any concert footage, idc.

I'M APPALLED WHAT POSITIONS GUIDE?! Poor avo...... but maybe uni AU with some avocado statue action should happen in one of your fics

Famous GOMs in a nutshell, that's why we started organising our own, cause fuck off. It's not even just about winning fan calls, but I don't want to give those bitches more chances they don't deserve it

Omfg, not My Little Prince I meant My Little Monster 💀 SNAFU's issue for me is... it's too long and has unlikeable characters, it's just annoying as hell. I remember Negima but at what cost... School Days YES IT'S SO BAD

Damn, I have my other faves in the Harem, because I'm still not sure if mister knight is up to something or not, but I guess them being the endgame would make sense. Klein my himbo <3 gonna read it so we can discuss

Cristiano you fucking fool 🤡 now I have no idea who's gonna win this shitshow

Since Seonghwa will be away he lost his chance, I'll marry Soohyuk in February in Korea, you're welcomed to attend <3

Finals in December, really?! Foul. 💀

Btw white shitty guys, Alaric from TVD is one too He even blocked Paul afterwards 😭 aaaaand that bitch played Elle's asshole ex in Legally Blonde, everything makes sense

Bestie I wouldn't survive Hwa rn, and clearly I won't even get a chance so aihdjashskieshkajsjssh maybe it's for the best. But I can't lie, I would love to die because of him. Now I hope he's not gonna keep his blonde hair for Europe, he should go bald

Hair makes kpop - now this is the quote 😂 you're right

Baek running away and breaking world's records jadhaisahahssha you should've been a part of the relay on Kingdom

I don't know I could never vibe with SuperM's music, I tried but it was always lackluster and I was so disappointed, it all sounded like it was catered towards NCT fans 😭😭😭😭 but if they came near me I would definitely see them (they won't)

Omg this is terrible and there are people who love snow?! That's what I'm fucking saying, it's insane! It's been snowing here as well, I was so happy the snow has melted, but it's here AGAIN. Not as bad as in Canada ofc, but even 10 snowflakes are too many

People are so vile and cynical, Hyuna and Dawn were together for years, so no it wasn't pointless. Yeah, this is fucked up

So maths, chemistry, physics, logic I was notoriously bad <3 you were feeling Fearless I guess huh? I don't use Spotify regularly, so I'm excluded from wrapped. But I checked YT and my top song is Knock Down by Xdinary Heroes

I played hockey in the past, my thoughts are: I could beat hockey player San

Aahhh Ouran quiz ok this is somewhat true actually

Lmao models? Ha ha ha ha right......

This thread, stop I can't 😭

Cathwa forever 😻 - DV 💖

hi hello!!!

NAURRR THIS ISNT FAIR 😭😭😭 DBWKDJWKDHWK RIGHT IN THE FEBRUARY PLS OUT OF EVERY MONTH TOO ON VALENTINES AT BERLIN COMEONNNN,, maybe the cb season will be june/july! u can see them then 😭😭😭 WHAT TIME ARE U LEAVING (if u leave like mid feb, so like around feb 15 what if u take the last min flight to whatever place theyre concerting at and attend the show AND then go to ur trip??) CAN THE TRIP BE CUT SHORT SO U CAN ATTEND 😭😭😭 the last part was me during the can concert 😭😭

I'M APPALLED WHAT POSITIONS GUIDE?! Poor avo...... but maybe uni AU with some avocado statue action should happen in one of your fics

IM NOT EVEN KIDDING THE SCHOOL NEWS PUBLISHED ABT IT FBDB 😭😭 SICK ATROCIOUS FBWNDHS ur betting im mentioning the avocado, have a san junior hockey player fic <33 fbwmdhwk

no bc that so??? id sue bc damn iM giving all my earrings for YOU to go on a fansign without even giving the albums???? 🔫🔫 NAAAAH THIS IS SO WACK

WAIT I JUST SAW THE REVIEWS OF MY LITTLE MONSTER WHATS SO BAD ABT IT 😭😭😭,,, AAAAAA TOO LONG tbh it do he looking good dbdb but maybe the unlike able character will break it for me,,, HRKWHDKW STOP BC NEGIMA WAS SO WEIRD 😭😭 I STILL QUESTION MYSELF ON WHY I WATCHED IT FBFB no buts the way there aren’t any good shoujo animes after the older ones,,,like something like the patisserie show, usui or even the fantasy ones! need that era back so bad STOP DO U RMR PRETTY RYTHM AURORA DREAM BC THAT WAS MY PEAK ANIME ERA

tbh what the maid said to sir sonnaught broke me bc he might never get his chance 😭😭 harem’s plot is thickening but it’s quite boring bc we don’t see a lot of latil and the others,,, KLEIN IS SO FUNNY GBWNFBSK poor guy truly, if in the end either tasir or sonnaught end up with latil ill be so happy <3 AND THE GREAT SAGE??? LMFAOOOO???? THIS GUYS JOKES STRAIGHT JOKES WHEJ I THOUGHT WE COULDN’T GET FUNNIER PERSON THAN KLEIN

Cristiano you fucking fool 🤡 now I have no idea who's gonna win this shitshow

kr and brazil tmr 🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️ kr truly needs a miracle to win against them dbdb AND neymar PLAYING???? SHIT???? hopefully they make him play in the second half dbdb its over, esp bc they’ll play for pele,, scary hours open for the next few days it’s gonna be so hectic, im gonna be streaming this match so hard anon 😭😭😭 it’ll be unpredictably predictable, who are u taking ur bets on?

Since Seonghwa will be away he lost his chance, I'll marry Soohyuk in February in Korea, you're welcomed to attend <3

BFMQHDKQHDKW HE LOST HIS CHANCE ESP AFTER THE EURO DATES 😭😭 u bet drop me the location and outfit theme im pulling up but it better not be a 30 min ceremony 🔫 a week 🔫

Finals in December, really?! Foul. 💀

YEAH 😭😭😭 BACK TO BACK TOO DBDDB

Btw white shitty guys, Alaric from TVD is one too He even blocked Paul afterwards 😭 aaaaand that bitch played Elle's asshole ex in Legally Blonde, everything makes sense

im so appalled actually

LMFAOOOO 😭😭😭 no bc if u don’t get to witness blond hwa, he needs do due his asap them, BECAUSE NO WAY IS HE GONNA PULL UP TO EURO WITH THAT MALFOY HAIR AND UR NOT PRESENT 🤚🏼🔫

Hair makes kpop - now this is the quote 😂 you're right

exactly!! the crazier the hair, the brighter it is, it makes the kpop tier <3

Baek running away and breaking world's records jadhaisahahssha you should've been a part of the relay on Kingdom

FBAMDHWKDJWK SUDDENLY MINHO BECAME MY SPIRIT ANIMAL IN A DREAMFHWJBD,,, LMFAOOO GIVING WOOYOUNG A RUN FOR HIS MONEY

AHHH UR RIGHT it def was very nct centered,, but tiger inside felt like shinee exo and nct (but only in the vv last part) mix,, I THINK IT WAS TBH waiting for them to add changmin in it for the spice,,, best superm song was i wish u were here 🤚🏼 baekhyun CARRIED THAT song,, i hope they do!!!!! pls flaw lots of taemin pics and maybe that devil (kai) and incarnation’s too <3

YEAH ITS SO TERRIBLE THERES WALLS OF SNOW PILLED UP its pretty but from afar and sO cold! pls pray it cancels my final <3 10 SNOWFLAKES ARE TOO MANY FBWND 😭😭 don’t slip and fall bestie!! bring out the chonky boots

People are so vile and cynical, Hyuna and Dawn were together for years, so no it wasn't pointless. Yeah, this is fucked up

yo literally??? like whole video essay’s on them and speculating what they went thru?? 😭🤚🏼 like if they announce they went back again suddenly everyone will be like “I KNEW IT!”

FBWMDHWKHDWK HES ON HIS WAY RIGHT NOW TO TEACH U, SOON TO BE UR FAV MATH NERD <33 ur tutor in question, was feeling so fearless for huh yunjin, hot take but she really, REALLY reminds me of krystal 🧍🏻‍♀️ANON U HAVE TASTE BC THAT SONG IS A BANGER very villain esque i must say 👀

I played hockey in the past, my thoughts are: I could beat hockey player San

BDMWFHWKH ur cameo in the fic confirmed, san’s rival from a different school <3! about to beat his ass, id pay money for this and yn will cheer for u and only u

Aahhh Ouran quiz ok this is somewhat true actually

i actually got the same one! setting us up fr, so here’s one more to celebrate it fbfb

Lmao models? Ha ha ha ha right......

NOT SEONGHWA FUCKIKG HOPPINGNFBFBF,,, to be that parent and go home to their s/o and not see hwa must be disappointing

This thread, stop I can't 😭 /// Cathwa forever 😻 - DV 💖

STOPPP THEYRE SO CUTE 😭😭😭 ADOPTING EACH OFHER FUCK OFF THIS IS SO PURE,, he is a furry. its in his dna atp.

also,,

AND?? AND WE COULD’VE GOTTEN HER?????? FUCK???

😭😭🤚🏼 not him walking past THE naomi campbell

a sign for u to read model hwa bc this is exactly the elevator scene

THIS ENTIRE THREAD?????? AND THIS its SO tempting to buy the album 🙂🙂

#✉️ : ask #dv 💖 anon

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bimbospace · 5 years ago

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Long live the king 🤡

#i have decided to rebrand after 9 years #goodbye oxykittens #hello himbo status #this is also my twitter @ so feel free

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dragonspine-jpg · 3 years ago

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THE CANON ITTO CONTENT WE HAVE IS SO FUNNY???

HE IS A HIMBO I WILL NOT BELIEVE OTHERWISE

LIKE THE WAY HE GIVES HIMSELF A NEW NICKNAME ON EACH BILLBOARD POST DEPENDING ON THE TOPIC AT HAND ??

arataki "the supreme", "to the victor go the spoils", "the undefeated", "the oni sumo king", "NO PRISON FOOD FOR ME" ITTO LIKE HELLO ??? NO PRISON FOOD FOR ME ???

it's like he keeps changing his discord status 💀 everytime the topic changes he uses a nickname to redeem himself 😭😭 ppl are complaining about him stealing? well, "to the victor go the spoils". the fact that kujou sara kicked his ass is brought up? arataki "the undefeated" itto. he's going to prison? "no prison food for me". same energy as 'you'll never take me alive!'

THIS MAN IS SO FUNNY AND I'M SO SURE HE'S BEING SERIOUS?????? I JUST KNOW HE GIVES HIMSELF THOSE NICKNAMES TO ACT COOL

ALSO WHY DOES HE KEEP GOING TO JAIL

HE JUST KEEPS EATING PPL'S FOOD ??? AND LITERALLY STEALING TOYS FROM CHILDREN? AND HE SEEMS TO BELIEVE HE WON THEM FAIR AND SQUARE ?????? HE'S SO FUNNY??

THEN HE GOT ARRESTED AGAIN FOR HIS BILLBOARD POSTS?? HELP ME?

also kujou sara calls him an idiot so himbo itto is canon

I REST MY CASE

#📎.poppy.daydreams #📌.itto #I LOVE THIS MAN #he gives me such bokuto energy !!!!!#maybe mihoyo made some points #itto #arataki itto #genshin impact #himbo itto

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sugrbugz · 3 years ago

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𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑘𝑠 + 𝑓𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑎𝑠𝑖𝑒𝑠 💌 𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑡 𝐼𝐼

18+ only!!

hello loves! thank you so much for love on my last post!! i was worried it was going to flop hehe :33 just a reminder my ask box is open! submit anything you want to see me write there!

contains: solomon, diavolo, simeon, and barbatos !!

cw: there’s not too much in this worth a cw but ill add them anyways! slight impact play, hypnotism, and some light bdsm :3

𝙎𝙊𝙇𝙊𝙈𝙊𝙉

mirror sex - as someone who’s been living for a long time he needed a way to spice things up. he also would be one to want to admire his partner! he’d like to hold his partner close to him, fucking them slowly in the mirror. “look at how pretty you are..do you see the beauty i do?”

oral fixation - i firmly believe that solomon would love giving and receiving head. he’d also just randomly start pushing his fingers in your mouth, loving how you obediently suck on them <3

𝙎𝙄𝙈𝙀𝙊𝙉

religion kink - he wouldn’t want to admit it but his angel status is also kinda a turn on to him. the way you hold his innocence above his head, give him something new to worship, he adores it. his favourite is when you dress him up all pretty and make him sit inbetween your knees, praying over and over to you and only you <3

body worship - this one sorta ties in with the religious stuff! however i feel simeon would seriously love to take his time with you, kissing every surface of your skin till he’s satisfied. leaving hickeys in places he knows that only he will ever see, whispering sweet nothings against your soft skin while he kisses at, looking at you with those gorgeous eyes- shajsjsksksmm simeon <3

pet play - okay listen. with the amount of bunny simeon fics i’ve read this has to be canon. imagine, your sweet little angel in a skimpy skin tight bunny suit. all of his best features on display for you and only you. he’d be so embarrassed that you can see every little twitch his cock does, especially when you stroke the hair between the ears on his head and praise him for being a good bunny <3

𝘿𝙄𝘼𝙑𝙊𝙇𝙊

cockwarming - i know this big himbo demon would absolutely love to cockwarm with you. having your much smaller body in his lap while he works on paper work, huge cock that won’t stop throbbing deep against your pelvis. he loves how you squirm when you can’t take the feeling of being so full with no friction.

impact play - every now and then you absolutely refuse to listen. wether it’s to diavolo or any one else. he knows it’s just in your human nature, but the behaviour still must be corrected. so when you would be sassy to him in bed he’d smack your cheek before quickly cupping it in his hand, massaging at the pink skin with a low: “remember where you are. remember your place, my human.”

roleplay - i think diavolo would love roleplaying with you. it’s fun to be someone he isn’t even if it’s for an hour or two. he’d love the idea of you basically working for him. you’d tend to him all day, playing the role of his assistant (barbatos thanks you for the day off.). anything he wanted you’d give him. so when he pulls you in by your waist, hands giving hard against your hips he’ll softly whisper in your ear, “why don’t you go bend over that desk..then maybe i’ll let you get that bonus.” it gives him a whole new sense of adrenaline.

𝘽𝘼𝙍𝘽𝘼𝙏𝙊𝙎

hypnosis - barbs definitely would love to sit you down, slowly putting you into a trance of hypnosis. he’d very very rarely do this, only when he knows you guys need to just relax and have fun. you’d have a safeword for when he needs to pull you out of said trance. he makes it so you guys can literally fuck for hours, his supply never runs out and you don’t get senstive…until the next morning

love making - i do not think barbatos would be kinky at all. i think he’s more about cherishing his lover. taking his time making them feel even more deeply in love with him then they already were. he’d be the type to hold your hands in his and smile at you while giving you the deepest strokes of your life. he’d keep a slow pace but fucking you so deeply it makes you cry when you cum <3

#obey me #obey me smut #diavolo #diavolo smut #simeon #simeon smut #solomon #solomon smut #barbatos #barbatos smut #obey me!#o.🌷

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blkchxrryblyss · 3 years ago

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Hi love ! It’s me again ❤️

Your Shoto piece was phenomenal and I have a teensy weensy request because I’m hooked 🥴.

Can you give me Pro!Himbo Kirishima asking the cute girl from the bakery that fixes his coffee just right and always has a special strawberry muffin, to match his hair 🥺, for him when he comes in the mornings before patrol. Then could you tell me what happens on said date. If you don’t mind 👉🏾👈🏾

Thank you bb ❤️

you always ask for such cute requests, I love it bby🥰So here you go

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himbo!kirishima x blk fem barista!reader

w.c - 1.4k

warning: reader has dreads (here’s a hair visual https://twitter.com/turahjeannie/status/1481790488902615044?s=21 )

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The young hero loved coming to see you in the cafe you worked. He would always order the iced caramel macchiato and you took it upon yourself to throw in your specially made strawberry muffin that was so red it matched his vibrant red hair. He came and got it so much that his brain basically wired that no one can make the coffee and muffin how you did. He was starting to think that you put a spell on the items to make him keep coming back for more. But he didn’t think it was a spellbook spell, no, he figured your beauty was the spell. He found you so beautiful. Your dark smooth skin, your doe-like eyes, your full lips, your bright smile, your dreaded hair that sat in a palm tree-styled ponytail with your edges swooped smoothly on your forehead. He couldn’t get over how gorgeous you are. He found you so gorgeous that he could barely keep a conversation with you.

He stuttered a lot whenever you smiled at him. Would look down whenever you maintained eye contact too long. Absolutely turned blood red when you passed him that special muffin and told him ‘have a wonderful day, Mr. Riot’. He adored your presence and looks and just wanted you all for himself, but he couldn’t do that if he couldn’t even ask you on a date. So he practiced with the help of his most favorite dysfunctional couple and best friends Bakugo and Shinsou.

“Good morning, miss- no no that’s terrible.” Kirishima nodded at Shinsou, clearing his throat again.

“Hello, sweet thing- fuck no, you creep.” He flinched from Bakugo’s yell and pouted, “But she is sweet so I wanted to call her sweet.”

“Kirishima-kun calling her “sweet thing” is something my 60-year-old grandfather would say to a 20-year-old he saw on the streets. Let’s not use that. Okay, buddy?” Shinsou proposed, playing with his boyfriend’s fingers.

Kirishima sighed and squeezed his broad body between the two as if they weren’t noticeable cuddled up in their couch, making both men groan in annoyance.

“I just want to ask her out perfectly. That’s what she deserves. How did you ask Bakugo out, Shinsou?” Shinsou was about to answer, but Bakugo quickly interrupted to cut the conversation short.

“That’s none of your business. Look, dipshit, just ask her out as if you were ordering a drink. ‘Can I get an espresso, a strawberry muffin, and possibly a partner for this date I planned out for tonight?’ Then boom.” Kirishima slowly nodded but gave his friend a questionable look.

“But I don’t drink espressos or have a date planned.” He said genuinely confused. Bakugo gave off a heavy sigh and glared at the man.

“DUH DUMBASS! IT WAS AN EXAMPLE!”

The next day Kirishima pumped his head up with some encouraging affirmations to prepare himself for his big goal today. He was feeling so confident when he walked out of the house, walked down the street, and walked inside the cafe. Unfortunately, it all slipped away when he was met by your bright smile. Your hair was in its signature high ponytail but a few dreads dangled in your face, giving it a slightly different frame.

“H-hey, Y/N. Can I get y-your usual? Wait, no, I’ll g-get my u-usual. We-well I can’t re-really get it since I d-don’t work here. Haha, sorry.” He stumbled to get out scratching the back of his neck.

You smiled at the nervous man while you made his drink. He decided to sit down and watch you so you took this chance to talk to him.

“You don’t have to be so nervous, Mr.Riot. I’m just a regular worker. You’re the real superstar.” You gave him a wobbly smile sliding his cold drink towards him, “I should be the nervous one, to be honest.”

He was so zoned out he didn’t pay attention to anything you said. He was too busy staring at your lips when you talked. He didn’t even notice the next words that came out of his mouth.

“Go on a d-date with me?” He recited still staring at your lips.

Your face upturned into shock and so did his when saw that you stopped talking. Both of you were stuck as to what just occurred. Kirishima felt so embarrassed because what if you didn’t even like him. Yes, you surprised him with that specially made muffin, but you were probably just being nice because you are a disgustingly nice person. He was beginning to feel stupid.

“I’m so sorry. I just blurted that out like it was just a regular day. That probably made you so uncomfortable, I’m really sorry. Please don’t hate me, you probably don’t even see me like that and I just embarrassed myself informs of this whole cafe. Oh my god, I can’t even handle-��

“Okay.”

“-this. Wait, what?”

“I said, okay. I’ll go on a date with you. I would be honored actually.” You laughed softly.

Inside Kirishima was spazzing out. He couldn’t believe you said yes. He was so sure that you didn’t like him. You were too perfect. But you said yes. You said yes to him. And he still hadn’t said anything back.

“OKAY-ahem- I mean okay, okay that’s great. I’ll pick you up tonight. Bye!” He raved, happy as ever completely forgetting his strawberry muffin and the fact that he doesn’t even have a date planned.

Later that night your shift ended and as you were locking, you turned around and was met with a tall red-haired pro hero holding a bouquet of…..lilacs? You immediately began sneezing and backing away, worrying the young hero.

“W-What’s wrong? Did I do something?” he questioned in a concerned tone. Finally catching your breath since you backed a good distance away, you gave him a reassuring smile.

“I'm allergic to lilacs, Kirishima.” his eyes widened looking down at the purple flowers that he was sure were your favorites.

“I overheard you talking to your co-worker about flowers and I heard you say lilacs were your favorites,” he recalled in a small voice.

“Lilies are my favorite. More specifically oriental lilies are my favorite. You must have misheard.” you chided, biting your biting lip to hide your upcoming giggle.

“Oh my god! I could've killed you! Can't believe I almost murdered my crush with these deadly flowers.” he scrambled to get rid of the flowers and luckily a man riding on a skateboard polled next to you both.

He shoved the flowers in the kid's hands and saluted him, “Enjoy the flowers. Very manly to receive flowers.” he smiled brightly as the man nodded looking at them.

“Thanks, dude." The boy rolled away and you both pulled your attention back to each other.

“I’m sorry for almost murdering you, Y/N.” he sulked looking down ready to get reprimanded. Instead of rejection, he felt a small hand interlocked with his.

“Next time just get some lilies. Those will give me more life.” The statement made you both smile and walk towards the park.

Now even though Kirishima had nothing planned, he did set up a small picnic area for the both of you, compliments to Bakugo for cooking up some quick dishes on such short notice. For the next two hours, you both talked and laughed, learning about each other. He learned about your upbringing and why you moved to Japan. You learned about his hobbies and the goals he has towards being a pro-hero. The chemistry between you two was so strong that you felt as if you have known him for years. Sitting in front of the small lake, you both were in comfortable silence, eating your onigiri. The silence only lasted for so long before you remembered that you had to give him something. You reached into your bag and pulled out a small container.

“You forgot your muffin, Mr. Riot.” The blush rises on his cheeks and it gave you so much happiness. It made you so happy that you pressed a light kiss on his cheek.

“I should probably forget it more often if I'm going to get kisses.” he laughed taking a bite out of it.

“I'll give you kisses whether you forget it or not, silly.”

You both sat in comfortable silence, thinking that this was one of the best dates you've both ever been on.

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chezzywezzy · 2 years ago

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Yandere Batman & Catwoman (4/5)

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“Holy shit,” I gasped as we pulled up to his penthouse. It towered amongst Gotham’s skyscrapers. Never did I think I would be of such a status to enter a building as tall as this. My heart was thumping in my chest and I couldn’t help but feel unworthy of such a sight up close. I was in the passenger of Bruce’s rather humble sedan and he was driving. Not much conversation had been exchanged since I opted out to get a quick nap.

“I’m aware that it’s a bit excessive,” Bruce chuckled, "but it’s the only home I’ve ever known.”

“You’re one lucky duck, Bruce Wayne,” I hummed. “No offense, of course. I know even billionaires have their problems.”

Bruce shook his head, driving into an underground parking lot. “None taken… What was your childhood like?”

I watched in awe as we pulled into a private underground parking lot, each spot except one taken up. He pulled into it and stopped the car. I waited until we were both out. Then Bruce had taken my hand to lead me inside the manor. He was still suited up, and so was I, although I was sustaining a massive wedgie. Leather was badass looking, but it had its flaws.

“Well… I grew up in the system before they gave up on finding me a family when I was a teenager. I met Selina at the orphanage and we’ve been best friends ever since. But, since we could never afford much to improve our resume, like college, we’ve been stuck with shitty jobs most of our lives. That’s about it, really.”

“What about your parents?” he prodded.

“How would I know? They abandoned me at birth. I know nothing about them,” I chuckled dryly.

Bruce nodded.

He led me up a set of stone steps, his grasp on my hand tight the whole time. The door at the top was password protected, but he quickly padded it in. The metal door opened, and the entire aesthetic of the building changed. Despite the exterior, the decor was old-fashioned and mostly wooden.

He led me down a hallway. The halls were lit by bulb-shaped lamps, and the house was mostly deserted. I felt my phone, which was buried in my pouch, continuously vibrating. I assumed Selina was desperate for me to return home.

However, I was entranced by the home. Despite how large it was - I presumed there was at least five or six stories - it felt homely. It was desolate, but comfortable and safe.

He finally lead me into a quaint living room. There were two arm chairs opposing another and a long love seat between them. There was a dying fire in the fire place and the walls were littered with either bookshelves or very expensive Victorian portraits.

I pulled off my mask while Bruce nudged me into the room. “I’m going to get changed now. Wait here for me… Is your suit uncomfortable, though? I can ask Alfred to find something for you.”

“You have women’s clothes lying around?” I asked suspiciously.

“No, just my mother’s old things,” he quickly answered.

I clammed up and nodded. “Right. That makes sense.”

I went and plopped down on the love seat, my exhaustion taking the wheel once more. My body slumped, despite the adrenaline still coursing through my veins. My eyes fluttered shut as I watched Bruce walk out of the room.

Damn. I really thought a man like him would at least be a playboy. It was hard to imagine that he was without some fatal flaw. I barely knew him, but the facade he put up was one of perfection. He was rich, humble, handsome, and a superhero. Was he a secret alcoholic? Or did his violent habits extend out of his superhero job? Was he lazy or lackluster?

It was so impossible to tell what was wrong with him. Everyone had their flaws. Selina was too untrusting and only believed in herself. I was the opposite of her, welcoming and friendly and definitely a himbo. Both of us were withdrawn from general society, too. But what was Bruce’s problem?

“Hello, Miss Y/n.” I shot up, only to be met with an old man who I presumed to be Alfred. I sent him a smile. In his grasp, he had some neatly folded clothes. “I hope you don’t mind, but I pulled this out of Bruce’s wardrobe. Any of the former Miss Wayne’s wardrobe is in storage and too dusty for further wear.”

“That’s perfect, actually. Can you direct me to the bathroom?”

I rose to my feet, meeting him in the doorway. He smiled kindly and I took the clothes. He motioned down the hall. “That way. The room to the right. If you desire a shower —"

“I’ll be alright for now, actually. It’s so great to meet you, Alfred.”

“You as well, Miss Y/n. Enjoy your stay.” He nodded humbly and went the other direction.

I was quick to enter the bathroom. It was oddly small for a mansion. I washed my face and splashed some on the sweatier parts of my body. I even sprayed some perfume that I had in my bag just in case. It’s not like I had anticipated this or anything.

Bruce’s clothes were large and loose over my much smaller frame. It was rather flattering, actually. And when I sniffed it, it smelled like him. I couldn’t name his smell, other than that it was his. I folded my suit and returned to the living room. He still wasn’t back, but I assumed his room was on a higher floor or something.

I laid back on the couch again. I clutched some of the excess t-shirt like a teddy bear. Even in my weariness, I enjoyed Bruce’s scent. It felt intimate to be wearing him clothes, even. And to know such secrets about his life - it felt like things were going in the right direction.

My eyes fluttered shut once more and I welcomed myself to the entire love seat, stretching out and lying down on my side. I didn’t plan to sleep yet. Actually, I was hoping for the night to go in a completely different direction, even though I had work in the morning.

If you’re picking up what I’m putting down.

“Sorry to keep you waiting - Oh. Were you sleeping?”

Bruce had entered the living room with casual clothes. The same fit as me. A t-shirt and sweat pants. I shook my head and smiling sweetly, sitting up. In his grasp were two glasses and an expensive bottle of champagne.

“I wasn’t. Just resting my eyes. Catching criminal scum tires you out, you know?”

Bruce laughed and sat beside me. He popped open the bottle and poured into the glasses. My heart was already thudding. Just from being in close proximity, my heart started up when I was with him. Our glasses clinked together in a polite silent toast.

I leaned against his shoulder, sniffing his neck. “Are you wearing cologne?”

“…Perhaps.”

A laugh bubbled in my throat and I silenced it by taking a sip of the fruity liquid. “…Hey, Bruce?”

“Yes?”

“Something about you is bothering me. You’re just too perfect. What’s the catch?” I inquired quietly.

Bruce tensed. “I… I hold on to the past. I’m too serious and obsessive. Ever since my parents died, I’ve wanted nothing more than to fight crime. And you can say that it’s because I have a strong sense of justice, but in reality… I know it’s to fill the void in hopes that one day I’ll discover who killed my parents.”

I intertwined my arm with him, nuzzling into his neck further. “…I understand. Thank you for being honest with me.”

“I want things to work out with you.”

“The feeling is mutual, Bruce."

He downed the rest of his wine, setting the empty glass on the table in front of him. I sat up, mimicking his behavior. The moment the glass hit the table, my attention was tore away as Bruce grabbed my jaw and pulled my into a passionate kiss. I threw my arms around his neck, moaning quietly.

I felt him trying to push me against the couch, but I rivaled it, pushing him against the couch and straddling his lap. One hand was gripping my thigh and the other wandered underneath the ill-fitting t-shirt, ghosting over my bare waist. I separated from the kiss, blinking and making eye contact with him. His lips chased mine, but I ducked away, leaving a trail of butterfly kisses across his jaw.

He pulled me even closer, a new feeling blossoming in my stomach from his body warmth. Bruce threw his head back, his grip on my body tightening. While I began to kiss and suck on his neck, my hands wandered down to his shirt. I pushed my hands under, palming at him prominent six-pack.

Bruce cursed quietly and huskily. I pulled away, my lips wet and swollen with arousal. Bruce, with half-lidded eyes, suddenly grabbed my ass. I let out a squeak as he stood up. I wrapped my arms and legs around his midsection. I buried my head in his neck, laughing at the abrupt change in positions.

Bruce forced me to abandon my things but I didn’t mind. When I met his intense, passionate gaze, I melted. No words were exchanged as he carried me with ease into an elevator. The moment he hit the button and the door closed, I attacked his lips again.

I lost complete awareness of my surroundings, even when he exited the elevator. To me, he and I were the only things of this world. Everything that was important faed into the background. And as Bruce dropped me on the bed, immediately resuming a position above me, he was the only thing that mattered.

~~~

I hummed quietly, a feeling of pure ecstasy and peace consuming me as I woke up. I felt an arm around my waist. My vision was still groggy as I turned to my other side. I was confused as I came face to face with her. She was sleeping. I took in her naked, sleeping form. Her beautiful caramel skin, her short, messy hair, the blanket that covered her upper chest. She was breathing softly. And yet, I was in the same bed as I was with him…

Her eyes blinked. She gave me the softest smile.

“Sleep well?”

I blinked, and suddenly, it was Bruce. A blush of embarrassment and shame spread across my cheeks, but Bruce interpreted in different. He chuckled, leaning closer and pressing his forehead against mine. I melted as he pulled me closer and pressed a kiss to my lips.

I brushed off the hallucination. It meant nothing. It was nothing. It never happened. As our lips separated, I breathed in response, "Yes. Last night… was perfect.”

Bruce blushed. “Good. It was… my first.”

I let out a gasp of excitement. “Really? Oh wow, I feel honored. Oh - it was good, wasn’t it? I should’ve made it way more special —"

He shut me up with another kiss, his nose scrunching in amusement. He had a lovely, natural smile on his handsome expression. His eyes were soft. They made me feel soft. “It was incredible, Y/n.”

My worries washed away and I sunk back into the comforter. I glanced past him, looking at the curtains. The sun was shining through them, and a realization flashed in my mind. I rolled onto my other side, grasping for a phone. I didn’t have mine - I left it downstairs - but Bruce’s was on the bedside table. I snatched it, immediately seeing that it was… only seven o’clock. My shift started at nine today. Thank god.

Bruce rolled closer to me. “Thinking about work?”

“Yeah. I’ll have to head home at some point to grab my uniform.”

“Just quit. I can easily fund for you to be a full-time vigilante.”

That struck a chord with me, and not a good one. “N - no, I couldn’t. I have to make sure Selina and I can pay the rent.”

“I’m sure you’ll make a much greater impact if you can scour the streets for criminals full-time.”

“Selina wouldn’t like that.” I rolled on my side to face him again, feeling rather stressed from the sudden propositions.

“Selina doesn’t like a lot of things,” he countered, caressing my cheek. “I could easily help you out. It would be making a difference for the city. Plus, you’d be able to live a cushier life.”

“You make it sound like it’s a sugar daddy arrangement.”

“No, nothing like that. I just… trust you. I believe in you. And a part time job isn’t good enough to fund suit and weapon upgrades.”

“It would put a dent in our relationship. Selina wouldn’t stand for it.”

“And what about you?” he grimly remarked. “It’s always about what Selina wants and thinks. What do you think?”

“Well… I… It’s a nice offer, I have to admit,” I sighed. “I just…”

“Just?” he prodded further.

“I’ll just think about it. Is that an acceptable answer?” I chuckled.

“For now.”

He suddenly stretched, rolling onto his back. He kicked the covers off, and out of embarrassment, I covered my eyes. He laughed in amusement, but didn’t comment. I heard him look through his wardrobe, and I parted my fingers just enough to peek before covering my eyes again. I heard him slip on his sweat pants, and I finally removed his hands. I couldn’t help but admire his bare chest, though.

“I have an online meeting to attend for about an hour. When you’re hungry, just head to the kitchen and ask Alfred to make something,” he informed as he pulled a dress shirt over his head.

I hummed in response, finally sitting up. “Alright. I might not see you before I have to get going to work, though, Bruce.”

He just nodded, giving me a curt wave. “I’ll drop by the diner at lunch.”

“Bye, Bruce.”

I giggled before finally removing the blanket. I stole some of his clothes. I was about to leave the room to freshen up, but his phone buzzed. Out of curiosity, I grabbed it. For such a secretive man, I was surprised it wasn’t password protected. I quickly noticed that the notification was from the GPS tracker app.

I opened it. The tracker had stopped inside a large storage unit by the sea.

She was probably at her base. Good. But Bruce was already working and I had work now. I… could take the day off. Selina wasn’t working now, either. And it would be a good chance to prove to her I wasn’t completely dog shit at this whole vigilante thing. Because I was certain that when she realized that Bruce - Batman - and I had a thing, she immediately thought that he was carrying me through the process.

But, when she realizes I had caught Harley Quinn and was going to take her down and was going to carry Selina, she might actually respect me in this ‘business.’ So, I quickly stole Bruce’s phone and went to my phone.

I raced to the living room to grab my things. I quickly texted my boss and then I called up Selina. I could only hope that she wasn’t asleep. But, she answered immediately.

“Where have you been? You didn’t come home last night. You better not have been with him —"

“For your information, I was,” I interrupted in anticipation. “Listen, Br - Batman’s in a meeting right now and Harley Quinn’s at her base. I’ve taken the day off work. Come with me to catcher. Please?”

“I’ll go by myself —"

“Jesus, Selina. You really think I’m that incompetent?” I snapped.

“Harley Quinn is dangerous —"

“So, I guess I’ll just go by myself.”

“No. No! Just… Fucking fine. Come home first and we’ll go from there. How about it?” she caved, much to my glee.

“Great!” I exclaimed ecstatically. “I’ll be there soon. Give me… half an hour. The taxi might take a while with morning traffic and all.”

“But there’s only traffic downtown. Tell me what his address is —"

I hung up on her, grabbing my stuff. And so, I was off.

The taxi trip went by in a flash. Before I knew it, I was in my apartment building.

“Selina?” I called as I opened the front door. I was shaking in my combat boots with anticipation, as my boss regretfully let me go for the day. I knew the diner needed me, but the city needed me even more.

The house was seemingly barren as I entered. Selina had yet to emerge. I set my bag and suit on the counter.

“‘Lina?” I called again in confusion.

I rounded the corner, figuring that she was in her room changing.

I didn’t have time to react as something large and metal hit the side of my head. My vision went dark.

~~~

My first reaction, when I came to, was to sit up. However, my head was pounding. A sturdy arm pressed me back down and I struggled, until my vision became clear and I saw that it was only Bruce.

I was confused, gazing around my apartment. I was lying on my couch, and the sun was peaking through the window, high in the sky. So many questions were going through my head. Where was Selina? How was Bruce here? What time was it?

Bruce brushed some of my hair out of my face, hushing me. “Before you ask, she’s gone. She knocked you out and took the tracker.”

“How are you here, though, Bruce?” I inquired hoarsely.

“I tracked my phone.”

Bruce sighed. “I followed the path to what I figured was your apartment. I had a feeling that I’d find you here. I didn’t think she was so violent,” he hissed.

“But she has the phone. It should’ve led you to her,” I countered immediately.

“As much as I appreciate the thought, it would’ve been more productive to follow her,” I squeaked, raising my voice. “She could have been caught already. Or worse, killed! I trust her, but Harley Quinn has henchman and she herself is a complete psycho. That’s two-man job and I thought she’d understand that!”

“Good riddance,” Bruce huffed underneath his breath.

“How dare you,” I gasped, pushing him away and immediately kicking my feet off the couch. “I know she can be a pain, but she’s still my best friend, my sister! God, Bruce, I know you don’t like her, but you can at least —"

“At least what?” Bruce grunted, towering over me as he grabbing my shoulders. I tried to shrug him away, but his grasp was tight. “She treats you like you’re her property. She doesn’t think you’re capable of anything and she’s clearly violent. She controls your every move —"

“Then what are you doing right now?” I seethed. He finally took a step back, released me. Shame washed over his expression. “You’re not any better than her. And at least she’s known me for, what, a decade now?”

“If you doubt what I feel for you —"

“I don’t. I never said that. But what I am saying is that you’re fucked for even implying that she’s better off dead. Now, shove off and leave it to me.”

“But you need the address.”

I rose to my feet, but halted anyways. He was right. I bowed my head. “Whatever. Just… let me handle the whole rescue mission when I get there. I’m… going to get changed.”

Bruce’s gaze followed as I grabbed my outfit and went into my room, suiting up.

~~~

We were only a few storage units away. And that was when we decided to start being sneaky. We were walking, but we peered around every corner and eyed every camera. The storage units were surprisingly barren. Whatever they were planning clearly wasn’t taking up a lot of space. Hell, it was hard to believe that all of Harley Quinn’s weapons and men resided in one storage unit.

I was still completely pissed at Bruce. But, for the time being, I needed him.

“It’s this one up ahead…” He grabbed my arm suddenly, stopping me. “This doesn’t feel right, though. Something’s off.”

“I think so too. Do you think it’s a trap?”

Bruce bit his lips. “Maybe. But it was probably a trap for Selina. I can’t imagine them sticking around the crime scene for long.”

“So… you don’t think it’s their base?”

“No. She’d need at least a dozen to have enough space for everything. These storage units aren’t that large.”

I nodded in agreement. “If this is your way of saying that we should go in together, no way in hell. Selina seriously needs to learn to see me as a capable person.”

“Sure.” I appreciated Bruce’s ease. Even though I was mad, that certainly lightened the mood. Maybe his feelings made him biased, but at least he thought me to be strong. “I’ll keep a look out. Stay safe, Y/n. And go through that side door.”

That was all I needed. I took the green light. I went to the back door, the storage unit looming over me. I grabbed the handle and pushed.

I cringed as it squeaked loudly. And yet there was no noise from inside.

It opened with ease.

Confused, I pushed it open. The storage unit was spacious and open and… empty. But there had to be a catch.

I entered, withdrawing my whip. However, all was abandoned as I realized that there was only one chair in the center, and tied to it was Selina.

I dashed over to her, occasionally glancing around the storage unit. It was empty, except for her. Clearly, Harley Quinn and her henchmen had packed up and left. I tucked my whip away again, tears sprouting to my eyes. The moment I made it to her, I crouched in front of her, drinking up her appearance.

She was still in her Catwoman garb. Her wrists were tied behind the chair while each foot was tied to a leg. Her head was bowed and she was clearly passed out. However, I was shocked to see that she was completely unarmed. Harley Quinn had no real reason to spare her life, unless if there was a message behind it.

I grabbed her head and tilted it up. I shook it vigorously, trying to get her to wake up. It was in vain, though, so instead, I moved to untie her. I was sure that the rope’s grip left some bruises, but I was glad that was the only harm dealt to her.

“Bruce!” I shouted, hoping he’d heard me.

Indeed, he had, as he dashed in with his fists clenched. He expected a fight, clearly, but when he saw us, I could tell the dots connected in his head. He rushed over, also checking Selina over.

“She’s unharmed?”

“She seems to be,” I sighed in relief. “But it’s… stranger. Quinn had her chance. She could’ve tortured her for information, killed her, anything… And yet, she’s unharmed. It’s like they were rushing to leave.”

Bruce clicked his tongue. “She’s a distraction.”

I gasped. “Y - yes…! You’re right, I should’ve realized it sooner. Bruce, check the news!”

Bruce pulled out his phone. I rose to my feet, peering over to look at his phone. He pulled up the browser and typed in the website for Gotham news. My heart sank in realization as there was a new headliner.

Bruce clicked, enlarging it so we could read the article.

‘HARLEY QUINN STRIKES AGAIN : MAYORAL RUNNER UP MURDERED.’

“A mayoral runner up. That’s oddly specific. It was targeted. Political,” I hummed.

“You don’t think she’s trying to put a stop to the election, do you?” Bruce theorized.

“It… makes sense,” I agreed. “It would explain the bank robbery. The targeted murder. The need for a distraction.”

Bruce was about to reply, but a quiet groan turned both of our attentions to Selina.

“Y/n,” she coughed out.

Immediately, I melted, crouching in front of her. I cupped her cheeks. She coughed again, blinking, but as soon as she realized it was me, energy flooded her systems and she collapsed over me into a hug. I hugged back, laughing.

“I’m sorry,” she heaved into my shoulder.

“I’ve got you, Lina. You’re safe.”

I didn’t respond because if I answered with an ‘I’m fine’ it’d be an obvious lie. Instead, I let her recover as Bruce hovered behind me. He’d already put his phone away.

“We have to plan. Y/n, Selina, your apartment is closer than mine. Let’s head there.”

Selina tilted her head, confused. “Plan? For what?”

“We’ll fill you in,” I reassured, helping her get to her feet.

Selina just nodded, clinging to my side. “…Thanks.”

@moonmaiden1996

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someone1348 · 3 years ago

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Part 2!! Wooo!! Hehehe

(Honestly wasn't too proud of part one so redemption arc time! /hj /lh that's just me though lol it was good just not my best work)

People in this!: switch!badboyhalo, switch!Foolish

This is part two to this fic that I did yesterday: Two Weeks

A big Thank you to @fluffallamaful for helping me figure out how to do the link thingy! :] thank you so much my friend!

Tw: a very small mention of drugs other than that none!

Side note: prompts are back open! So feel free to send your ideas in I would love to write them!

And with all of that being said! Enjoyy! :]

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The rise and fall of the muffins

"Foolishh~"

"Uh oh"

The totem shark slowly put away some of the quartz blocks he was using for the great Dream XD build while turning with a nervous giggle to face the smiling demon that stood before him.

"Hello Foolish~"

"Hihi hi! Bad! H-how'd you sleep last night?"

The demons smile grew wider upon hearing the demigods question. Foolish gulped as a small giggle escaped Bad's mouth before fully answering the obvious lee in front of him.

"Good, surprisingly no nightmares, I actually had a really good dream~"

"O-oh yeah? W-what was it about?" Rubbing the back of his neck

"I got to tickle you and teach a certain angry muffin a lesson"

"What?!"

"I said I was a teacher and got to teach a really cool lesson! What did you think I said?"

"Oh! Nothing! It S-sounds like a great dream indeed!"

"It was!" Bad smiled and began walking closer to the golden boy "So! Is this the thing you were talking about yesterday? With the two weeks?"

"Oh yeah!" Snapping out of it as his mind raced with thoughts and questions he pointed to the XD statue. Bad walked closer to were Foolish was admiring his friends talent

"Wow! This is so good Foolish!" Bad squeezed his shoulders lightly as Foolish nodded at his work

"Thahank you!" The bright smile and slight giggle from the himbo made bad smile too!

'He definitely said tickle earlier, I couldn't have imagined that, and the shoulder thing now?! What is happening!?' His mind raced once more as bad went on about whatever he was talking about, Foolish was too focused on what bad was or wasn't planning to focus on anything else.

The demon smirked pinching his ribs quickly as Foolish squeaked and snapped out of it,

"W-what was that for?!"

"Hmm?"

"Y-you?"

"I've been talking about and looking at your statue, I was cut off by you squeaking so I looked over, are you okay? Are you doing drugs again?! Foolish!"

"No no! I thought! Nevermind"

"Okayy"

'Seriously what is happening?! Is XD invisible or something, no! This has to be bad! Or maybe it's not? Gah this is confusing!'

"Something tickle foolish?"

"Huh?!"

"Is something the matter Foolish? Your acting strange"

"Im acting strange?!"

"Yes! If you want tickles just say so"

"Bad!"

"What?! All I said was if you want some help just say so"

Foolish facepalmed himself before staring at bad in a concerned manner. Now the demon did feel a bit bad for what he was doing but! This is revenge for Foolish being a very rude muffin to him yesterday.

"Im going insane"

Bad bit his lip to stop himself from giggling

Foolish slowly tilted his in realization his lips curling upwards into a "angry smile" he wasn’t really mad

"Badd~"

"Hmp- pfft! Hahaha! Im sohohorry Foolish! I felt so bad but your reheheactions! I had to!"

"Oh you think that's funny huh?~"

"Nohot reheheally! Foolish wait!"

Bad backed up through the sand his hands out in front of him for defense as the demigod inched closer and closer to him a smirk growing on his golden face.

"How about I give you something to really giggle about bad" with wiggling fingers Foolish pounced gently onto Bad as he tried to run, it was hopeless now sitting upon the demons back Foolish gave a warning ticklish swipe to the back of Bad's neck.

"Eep!"

"Im gonna get you baddd~"

After the night he had with XD this rare ler moment was most definitely needed.

"This is what you get for messing with a Demigod Bad! Tickletickletickletickle!"

Without another word Foolish skittered his tickly fingers all over Bad's ribs, uppp and downnn he used this rhythmic motion to make a beautiful song through Bad's giggles making sure to hit all of the notes, the high set of cords, the low set too! Even the in between sets for an extra verse in his tickly and oh so giggly chorus.

"MeheHEheAniE! HAhaha!"

"Oh I'm mean?"

"YehEHes! MuhuhufIN hEHehAD!"

"You haven't seen nothing yet if you think this is me being mean~" he lowered his voice speaking next to Bad's ear before drilling into his underarms causing bad to clamp them down as his legs kicked some of the sand behind him.

"FOHOhoholiSH!"

"Yes Bad? That's my name?"

"QUihIHit! IHihiT mUffin hEheAd!"

"Neverr! Mwahaha!" The demi god playfully evil laughed wiggling his hands out from underneath his underarms to scribble along his sides underneath his shirt.

"HEhEheY!"

"What's wrong bad? Ticklish?~"

"MAhahaHAYbEheE!"

"Oh maybee, Hmmm~ Tickletickletickletickle Tktktktktktktk~"

"FOhoholish PLEhehEHeASE!"

"Alright Alright!" He giggled a bit flipping him over rubbing away the ghost tickles before trying to help him up, that was short lived as Foolish was tackled to the ground mid pull

Bad now straddled his waist returning the smirk Foolish had worn when he was tickling Bad moments before.

"This was supposed to happen from the start but you beat me to it!"

"Nohohot fahair!"

"I didn't even start yet!" The demon giggled before wiggling his fingers teasingly at the demi god

"You've just woken up the Tickle monster Foolish grr!" Bad playfully stated before wiggling all ten fingers all across the totem shark's golden and quite ticklish stomach.

"HEHEhehEY! NOhOhOT fAhAhaIR!"

"Oh this is plenty fair"

Bad smirked before swiping two fingers quickly up each side before going back to the demi gods stomach

"aYEE! W-whAHaHa BAhAD!?"

"That is what unfair looks like~"

Foolish whined a bit through his laughter as Bad would purposely skip over his sides or quickly poked or swipe them every now and again, it was driving him crazy

"Aww what's wrong? Does Foolish want his sides tickled?~"

"MEHeHeahan!"

"This is for being a rude muffin yesterday" Bad stated smiling as he skittered his claws gently around Foolish's neck

"EE Hehehey!"

"Thiss is for almost giving me nightmares" he joked giggling along with him tickling all over his ticklish ribs stopping at the lowest one tapping ever so lightly with a big smirk on his face that sent shivers down Foolish's spine the said shark already giggling in anticipation.

"And this! Is for stealing my idea and tickling me first! Tickletickletickletickle!" Bad dug gently into Foolish's sides scribbling along the length of each side

"NAHAHAHAHA!"

"What's wrong Foolish? Ticklish?~"

"NOHOHO!"

"You seem pretty ticklish to me~ Tickle tickle tickleee~ giggly little totem shark"

"BAHAHAD PLEAHAHAHASE!"

"Hehehe!" Bad giggled along with him tracing shapes into his sides the smirk never once leaving his features

"All you gotta do is admit it~"

"IHIHIHIHIT TIHIHICKLES BAHAHAD!"

"Good! Im so glad!"

Bad took a deep breath in blowing a raspberry into his right side listening to the squeals and laughter that left the demigods mouth before he did the same thing to his left side

"BAHAHAHAHAD!"

"Okay! Im down now giggles!" He rubbed away the ghost tickles surrounding his sides before helping Foolish sit up hugging the totem shark quickly before smiling together

"You are amazing Foolish never forget that, you make amazing builds! But you need to take care of yourself to! You know this better than anyone that a good build needs a stable and good foundation! You are that foundation so put yourself first every now and again yeah?"

Taken a back a bit Foolish softly smiled nodding "thank you bad, and im so sorry about yesterday!"

"Don't worry about a thing! Don't make me tickle you again"

"Hey!"

"That's what I thought~"

The pair laughed before helping each other up, Foolish went back to his build and Bad kept him company for a while which made things go by much faster!

'Thank you Bad, for everything'

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I had so much fun writing this one! I hope you enjoy this two parter and yeah! Have a great rest of your day today, reminder that you are loved, you are appreciated, you come first and I am so incredibly proud of you we all are! <3 /p /gen I hope you all enjoyedd!! :]

-K <3

#k writes tk things #mcyt tickle #dreamsmp tickle fic #dream smp tickle #mcyt tickle fic #switch!foolish #switch!badboyhalo

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itadorisgf · 4 years ago

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— testing positive

⤷ anonymous asked: can i request nanami, gojo, megumi, and nobara reacting to their s/o getting positive for COVID-19 i also LOVEEEE your writing. it warms my heart❤️

note: i couldn’t leave out my boyfie itadori <333 also thank you so much!! eheh it makes me really happy to hear that :)

ft. fushiguro megumi, gojo satoru, itadori yuuji, nanami kento, nobara kugisaki

warning: covid-19 talk

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FUSHIGURO MEGUMI

once you send fushiguro the text confirming you’ve tested positive, he’s facetiming you immediately.

a deep crease forms in between his brows and his lips twist into a frown when you pick up.

he asks if you’re okay and you have to assure him that you’re fine and you’ll just have to quarantine until you recover.

it’s clear from fushiguro’s expression that he dislikes the idea of you quarantining by yourself, but he knows that it’s important that you do until you’re no longer sick.

his friends can pick up that fushiguro is worried about you. he’s quieter than usual around them and spends more time attached to his phone.

nobara’s probably the one to tell him that he shouldn’t worry too much, you’re going to be fine.

and although it’s blunt and fushiguro tosses an empty look her way, it does alleviate his worries the slightest bit.

he texts you everyday, checking in on your status.

he’ll give you little updates as to what he’s doing throughout the day.

he appreciates it when you do the same and attach pictures to your text messages as well.

that way he knows that you’re alive despite feeling like shit.

GOJO SATORU

tbh if you test positive for covid, there is no way that gojo isn’t also positive considering how he hangs off of you like a leech all of the time.

when you both receive your results, gojo’s immediate reaction is to happily proclaim how you’re stuck with him now.

his smile doesn’t dim when you send a glare his way and roll your eyes.

you two quarantine together. despite the fact that you frequently act exasperated with gojo, you’re glad that you’re not alone.

gojo gets whiny when he’s ill so if your symptoms are less severe than his, you’re going to have to step up and take care of him.

but if you’re the one feeling worse off, gojo will shut up for once and take care of you.

actually i take that back, gojo doesn’t know what it means to shut up.

but he absolutely hates seeing you ill because you’re not as playful anymore and you don’t respond to his quips the way you usually would.

he still makes jokes and he’s his usual loud-mouthed self, but he’s softer and more gentle when taking care of you.

he’s super clingy and will not let go of you even if you protest that you’re both sick.

he’ll respond that if you’re both sick, it’s fine because neither of you have to worry about spreading it to the other.

you just have to relent and accept that gojo’s a clingy whiny baby when he’s ill, but he’s your clingy whiny baby.

ITADORI YUUJI

my darling itadori is a himbo.

you’ll have to wait for a reaction because his brain is buffering and trying to process what you’ve said.

once it sinks in, he is instantly going to try and fuss over you.

like he’ll try to approach you and you have to back away and be like no!!!

such a pouty baby when he realizes that you’ll have to quarantine alone.

he’ll text you constantly and facetime you nearly every hour.

he doesn’t want you to feel alone since he can’t be with you. and he also misses you a lot.

will try to convince you that it’s okay for him to quarantine with you since sukuna wouldn’t let him get sick.

he’s shot down by everyone, including sukuna, who pops in to say that he’d gladly allow itadori to get sick.

it’s unnerving for the others to see itadori so down.

normally when he gets into these moods, it’s easy for him to plaster on a smile and act like he’s okay, but he doesn’t have the energy for that when you’re the one who’s not doing well.

nanami will be the one who will pull itadori aside and tell him that you’re going to be fine. “you believe that they’re strong, do you not?”

and of course itadori believes you are, you’re one of the strongest people he knows.

so after talking with nanami, itadori will feel a lot better.

yes, he’s still worried about you and sad that he can’t see you at the moment, but he knows that you’re going to be okay.

NANAMI KENTO

you text him that you’ve been notified you’ve tested positive and nanami is calling you as soon as the text message says delivered, despite the fact he’s still at work.

right away nanami is questioning how you’re feeling and if you’re okay.

once nanami has ensured that you are, in fact, okay given the circumstances, he’s lecturing you.

telling you that you should’ve exercised more caution when leaving the house, that you should’ve invested in a better mask, etc.

let him lecture you for a bit, he’s just concerned about your health.

and honestly it doesn’t come off as him chastising you, he’s just airing out all of his concerns and thinking about what extra precautions you could’ve taken that would’ve prevented you from being in this position.

after he’s done with his lecture, he’ll then ask if you have everything you need for quarantining. if not, nanami will leave work right then and there to pick it up for you.

even if you try to convince him that you’ll be fine without that item, nanami is still going to get it for you. he’ll leave it on your doorstep for you and then leave.

as much as he wants to turn around and take care of you while you’re ill, he knows that will only result in him contracting the virus as well.

he calls you whenever he has a break from work.

he’s checking in to make sure you’re eating and staying hydrated, and taking care of yourself overall.

it’s endearing to listen to him rattle off his check-list for what you need to do.

through the receiver, you can hear the staticky voice that could only belong to gojo in the background saying hello.

nanami ends the call soon after, saying a quick i love you before muttering about bothersome shamans.

NOBARA KUGISAKI

nobara is going to be PISSED that you’re sick.

you text her that you tested positive for covid, and you bet your ass that nobara’s facetiming you right away.

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU TESTED POSITIVE? HAVEN’T YOU BEEN CAREFUL?”

don’t bother trying to argue with her right now.

let her get it all out of her system.

she’s just aggressive because she cares for you greatly.

and genuinely wonders how you managed to contract the virus.

everyone knows that you tested positive because nobara doesn’t fail to mention how you’re a damned idiot for getting sick.

but if anyone agrees with nobara, she’s glaring at them. she’s the only one who can call you dumb, nobody else can.

she expects hourly updates of how you’re doing. will stop whatever she’s doing if you call or facetime her.

if you’re really feeling unwell when you call her, nobara’s voice gets really soft. she gently chastises you and tells you to get some rest and that she’ll call you again later.

if anybody calls her out on it, nobara promptly tells them to piss off.

she makes you a get well soon basket and drops it off at your door.

it’s so so so sweet.

she includes a fluffy blanket, some of your favorite snacks and drinks, and one of her sweatshirts (that she knows you like to wear).

she facetimes you at the end of everyday and asks how you’re feeling before proceeding to tell you about some stupid shit that itadori did.

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