#hellkat Maggie

[meyerlansky]

[samuelroukin]

*everyone being tortured* izzy: this is kinda hot actually CON O'NEILL as Izzy Hands in OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH (2022— ) Episode 2.06

[bizarrelittlemew]

Our Flag Means Death 2x6 | A beautiful name (requested by anon)

[our-flag-means-love]

ofmd as text posts | part 9

[itswhatyougive]

Say what you will about Stede Bonnet, but he is in demand. Blackbeard can't stop touching the stiddies, Prince Ricky gave him the eye at Spanish Jackie's, Anne Bonny climbed in his lap to kiss him sloppy, Hellkat Maggie was giggling and kicking her feet, even Izzy Hands slapped his ass and copped a feel of his thigh.

Ed was right. Everyone DOES want a piece of the Gentleman Pirate

[thunderwingdoomslayer]

They are too cute

[theenoathee]

imagine boning your fiancé for a whole day and then emerging from that cocoon to hear your entire found family being tortured 😭😭😭 like 😭😭😭

[confusedraven1]

they should get together next season. i have a feeling they’d hit it off really well.

[cottoncandiescupcakes]

OFMD hot pirate women rated

Spanish Jackie 10/10

Archie 10/10

Zheng Yi Sao 10/10

Auntie 10/10

Anne Bonny 10/10

Mary Read 10/10

Hellkat Maggie 10/10

The Swede 10/10

Steak Knife 10/10

Conclusion: all lady pirates are a 10. <3

[gay-baby-brig]

BRING HELLKAT MAGGIE BACK I LOVE HER

[bestial4ngel]

Hellkat Maggie and her sharp teeth and profit sharing ways have captivated me

[crownspeaksblog]

I love the women of our flag means death!!

Mary: starting with the og! Got left by her piece of shit husband and just turned around and made a fantastic life for herself. Become a famous painter with a cool ass name, the widow bonnet! Found love. Was gonna kill stede for ruining her life (I love him, i didn't want him to die.. but also fair enough!)

Mary's eyepatch friend: wears an eyepatch. Owns a leopard. "Murder's a natural cause". (What else do you need!)

Spanish Jackie: business woman. Wooden hand. 20 husbands. Looks badass in a red suit and a gold sleeping gown!! Poison trained herself and her husbands. Abandoned 19 of husbands and joined the revenge with her 20th husband who gives great massages! "Let's go husbands"

Zheng: pirate queen. Conquered china. Can kill someone by hitting pressure points on their body. Can hold off like 10 English soldiers on her own! Also has an adorable hair style and turns into a shy, giggling teenager around the soft, sweet guy she likes! (Good for her!)

Auntie: can see what happened at a certain place, using vibes and taste only. Learned there's nothing wrong with being soft. Told her kid, she's proud of her!

Archie: She's wild! Was in a snake cult! (some people don't like that she just showed up and became a part of the crew.. I however love that! More wild women!)

Anne and Mary: insane sapphic pirates (duh!) Mary has axe on her, poisoned her wife (affectionate). Anne wore someones face to save mary. Burned down her antique shop that's probably been her life for years, just because she loves mary and wants to be happy, in love and go on adventures with her. Stabbed her wife (affectionate).

Hellkat Maggie: wears a noose around her neck. Has a beautiful name! (I want her to join the crew!)

Antoinette: she realized it's disgusting that her husband is her brother.. (we love character development!)

Olivia the seagull: avenged her husbands death by fucking with calico jack moments before he died (an absolute win in my book).

[our-flag-means-love]

oh i forgot to post this. join the ofmd writers discord for exclusive sneak previews of the memes i say i'll post the next day and then forget to.

[alexibeeart]

oh to be the crewmember on Zheng's ship who gets put to sleep with chamomile then falls into Stede's arms and laid gently and comfortably on the floor

oh to be Hellkat Maggie held at knifepoint by Stede with his strong pirate captain arms wrapped around my torso and cradling my forehead

huh? what.. who said that

[whim-prone]

Hellkat Maggie I'll join your crew if you you're free on Thrusday I am free on Thrusday

[nutt-butt]

SHE HAS A NAME😤......a BeAuTiFul onE 😏