#hell yeah the trans warrior!!

[sodo-warriorsdesigns]

New design after MONTHHHSSSS of not drawing Warrior Cats <:) Sorry guys!!

He just like me fr!! (Transmasc)

[arolesbianism]

Thinking abt spiraling upwards side characters again. Charredpelt my absolute beloved

[crazylittlejester]

ITS MANDARIN WARRIOS AGAIN I KNOW I JUST SENT IN TRANS WARRIORS HEADCANNONS BUT I HAVE MORE (shout out to my cousin for helping come up with this):

anyways

CW for extremely implied (like two or three lines) of trans/homo/queer-phobia

the chain goes to gerudo town and they stop at the kara kara bazaar where wild explains that they need vai outfits since they don't let men in (or if TOTK has happened, he can't let men in with him, even if he has clearance) and the group has varying reactions, from sure whatever (legend, hyrule, twilight, time), HELL YEAH/sure, that sounds kinda fun (sky, wind, four,) and the captain just stares at the outfit for a second an quietly nods. in fact, he's weirdly quiet the whole visit to the female city. Time seems in tune with whatever is going on with captain, and gives a tiny "don't" sort of gesture at one point when twilight tries to talk to the captain.

Legend, who wears skirts all the time, who's worn dresses and cheerleader outfits and you name it, gets worried for a different reason. while most of his hyrule either wasn't there or didn't care, he's run into quite a few people (creatures? beings?) who don't hold the same values, and legend thinks the captain has finally snapped and has secretly been a raging homophobe the whole time. (no, legend does not have trust issues wdym)

legend takes warriors out on a "night patrol" after seeing him pace and fidget and pick at the outfit for the 16th million time. they walk pretty far out, far enough that the lights of the city no longer dim the sparkling night sky. legend stops dead in his tracks and turns to warriors like: "dude if you're really gonna be a hateful piece of dookie then i will make your life miserable again because i will not let you hurt my brothers like that" and warriors, who's dealing with awful dysphoria rn, whos super uncomfortable because people kept staring at his burn scars, who hates the hot sun and the itchy desert and is super overstimulated just breaks down bc he thinks he's been betrayed by another brother.

Legend is very surprised bc he was expecting to fistfight a bigot not consoling his brother who has planted himself down against a rock and his melting down in front of his eyes. warriors awkwardly explains whats really going on, and legend feels supers guilty and embarrassed for thinking so poorly of his brother. blah blah feels, cheesy stuff, they talk, then they start making there way back to the inn, after a promise from legend to keep quiet. to make it up to him, the next day legend decides to go drinking with wars since time and twi are needed for something else (up to reader what that thing is) yada yada hurt/comfort, the end

(Bonus: warriors helps legend pick out skirts and dresses because he has a much better eye for fashion -though legend would never admit it- and knows how the sizing works and what pieces go where, and they bond over the lack of pockets)

-mandarin warriors

:)

THE LITTLE “:)” AT THE END OF THAT WAS DIABOLICAL.

im absolutely obsessed with this, i need to write a fic about wars being trans because trans wars is something that is so incredibly real to me

[nitearmorweek]

As everyone gets to work preparing for NiteArmor Week, the mods wanted to encourage people to bring their own lived experiences into their creations. You are welcome to write and draw mandalorians in a way that reflects your own life and culture; Bo-Katan and the Armorer do not have to physically resemble their live action counterparts.

What does this mean? Do you want to share your Mexican heritage and weave it into the story of your NiteArmor fic? Hell yeah! Do you see the Armorer has having dreadlocks? Include them! Do you have an insulin pump and think Bo-Katan has one under her flightsuit too? We want to heart about it!

For those who may need a little help or are looking for new resources, we have gathered a small list of guides. Some of the below sources came from @lavenderursa's collection of inclusive writing tips. The mods recommend reading through the original post they worked hard to put together! The hope of this new post is to build out their post to include a few more elements specific to Star Wars.

Writing Resources Collectives and authors who have published tips and guides on writing stories that center diverse experiences:

Writing With Color

The History of Black Hair [Words to Describe Hair]

A Guide to Natural Black Hair

How To Write About Trans People

A Primer on Writing Trans Characters

The Do’s and Don’ts of Writing Transgender Characters

Important Tips on Making/Writing Asian OCs

Dear Non-Asian Writer

How to Avoid Asian Stereotypes, Appropriation, and White Washing

​Tips for Inclusivity with Reader Inserts

A Guide to Writing Disabled Characters

A general cane guide for writers and artists (from a cane user, writer, and artist!)

Creating authentic deaf and hard of hearing characters

Art Tips Helpful information on how to draw different body types, skin tones, and hair:

Basic Skin Tone Coloring [part 2]

Kupa's Guide to Skintones

A Guide to Drawing South Asian Skin Tones [part 2]

Protocols When Drawing Native American Hair

A guide to designing wheelchair using characters! [part 2]

Whitewashing in Art and How Colors Work

​How to Draw Disabled People

Drawing East Asian Faces

Plus Size Body Types

POC Blush tones

Afro, 4C hair

Image References Websites that offer images that can be licensed for use and/or inspiration. The below three are highly recommended resources, but some do have a cost:

createHERstock - Your destination for authentic stock images featuring melanated women

Nappy co - Beautiful photos of Black and Brown people, for free

Eye for Ebony - Beautiful lifestyle stock photos featuring people of color

Affect The Verb - This is a disability-led effort to provide free & inclusive stock images from our own perspective, with photos and illustrations celebrating disabled Black, Indigenous, people of color (BIPOC).

Pixerf - Asia's fastest-growing Asian stock photo market place

Disability: In - Disability Inclusive Stock Photography

Disability is Beautiful - The best free stock images provided by the disability community.

Cosplayers Artists and content creators that have posted amazing Star Wars cosplay! Their hard work and attention to detail in costuming is a wonderful source of inspiration and reference. If you are inspired by any of their photos, please make sure to credit them and send your love. Here are just three examples of cosplayers within the fandom:

Jahara Jayde | twitter | ko-fi

arseniccupcakes | twitter | patreon

cutiepiesensei | twitter | instagram

Further Reading Additional articles, studies, and analyses that discuss racism and ableism within the Star Wars fandom specifically:

Racism In Star Wars: A List of Resources

Star Wars Franchise: Stitch's Media Mix Analyst

Star Wars: A Tale of Racism

Disability In Star Wars

Blind Warriors, Supercrips, and Techno-Marvels: Challenging Depictions of Disability in Star Wars

What's the Problem, Papi?: Internet Daddy-ism and Coddling, Fetishization, and what "Latino-looking" actually means.

Sinophobia in SW Animation

Thank you for making it to the end of this post! Please do not consider this a definitive list or a replacement for anti-racist work in the real world. Keep reading, stay curious, and seek out new perspectives from voices you may not have been listening for.

Do you have any additional recommendations, sources, or guides to share? Feel free to drop them in the comments of this post ❤️

[wc-confessions]

I fucking love trans headcanons for warriors so much. Erins made a mistake and called Rowanstar a molly that one time? EASY EXPLANATION. Redtail is a male tortoiseshell which is almost genetically impossible? ABSOLUTE TRANS ICON. Squirrelflight? HELL YEAH. Nightheart? NEVER READ A BOOK ABOUT HIM BUT SURE! Firestar? LOVE TO SEE IT. Ravenpaw? GOT SOME YELLOW WHITE PURPLE AND BLACK IN EM. I love all these silly kitties and their gender shenanigans. All your trans headcanons are valid and fuck anyone who says otherwise <333

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[kurtmustdie]

caught up with cringetober because I literally forgot to do it, individuals and explanations under cut

Day 1: Heterochromia I’ve come to the revaluation that my sona is already cringe as hell considering not only can his entire body change color but he also has differently colored eyes as a staple of his design. They’re usually yellow and blue but this time I color picked the blue from the trans flag and the mint from the Vincian flag for this color palette, it turned out really pretty :)

Day 2: Self Insert Now she isn’t my self insert anymore, but back in the day when I was at “peak cringe” she definitely was. This is my warriors OC Icypelt and I have a post going over part of her story on my profile somewhere. She’s been through a lot and I think her modern design is very pretty :)

Day 3: Unnecessarily complex fit/design Spider scene is kinda infamous in my brain for having wayyy too much detail but I love them and I think this might be my favorite one out of this batch, super cute, the pose is really cute and the colors are nice and fits her really well :D

day 4: Angel x Devil inevitable MCR reference ik, Helena and Revenge, love them dearly. Poor revenge man this one is cute and looks like a sticker!!

Day 6 (I skipped day 5 because I didn’t want to open up ms paint today): neko i kinda hate this one but cat Gerard yay

Day 7: Pinterest base at first I wanted to draw hobie in place of Gwen but I remembered that I haven’t really drawn Mikey with her even though they’re supposed to be friends so I drew her instead. Idk. The height difference is not accurate because of that but Jumping Spider is small because he’s based on a jumping spider and those are tiny who would have thought

Day 8: tumblr sexyman i have never played undertale a day in my life i just know a lot of people wanted to jump sans’ bones

day 9: Crossover ship/rarepair OH BOY THIS ONE GOES KIND OF HARD AND IM EMBARRASSED ABOUT IT BECAUSE THEY KIND OF WORK FOR EACH OTHER UM MIGUEL OHARA X CLOTTED CREAM COOKIE IM INSANE OMG-

day 10: fursona i already have a fursona I already drew and yes I colorpicked from the lesbian flag how could you tell /j

Day 11: Yandere LYLA is technically canonically a yandere because spoiler alert she tried to kill Miguel’s fiancé via overheating her in the shower (essentially literally boiling her like a lobster) because she was “in love” with him (she said if she did have autonomy and had feelings the would be in love with him but she doesn’t but idk who knows I don’t).

day 12: niche interest ik MCR isn’t exactly “niche” but the black parades story in particular has always caught my interest and I have my own interpretation of it and a whole kind of story I’m still developing and character arcs and headcanons and interactions and yeah you get it, death in particular has evolved into god knows an OC on his own I just keep him attached to MCR because… it makes more sense that way, ig-

day 13: creepypasta does this count- whatever grimdark is just the same thing as a creepypasta- I’m not really in the MLP fandom anymore but it was my first ever “fandom” I was actually apart of. My first hyperfixation if you will. I wasn’t in the grimdark part of the fandom because I was too young for it but I was actually watching the izzzyzzz grimdark video and I was like “oh” and drew a rainbow factory Rainbowdash. Honestly I should draw ponies more they’re fun to draw

Day 14: candygore (?) im not good at drawing candygore and since I was rushing this o didn’t do it as well as I thought I can, but it still turned out pretty cool

Day 15: song lyrics aaaa inevitable hesitant alien drawing this one turned out so cute!! The colors and the sparkle eek so cute aaa action cat lyrics I’m breaking down right in front of you I’m sorry

planning on doing the rest of the month now, maybe not exactly on time since I’m still in school but I’ll try to get 31 drawings out by Halloween. Love the idea of cringetober because I just love all things cringe. Ack this is so good

[transwrongs]

i think terfs (at least here on tumblr) are very interesting. but like the same way learning about cancer or extinction events or ww2 is interesting.

female separatism. bioessentialism. generally grimy attitudes. and a vehement denial of anti-trans labels while being explicitly anti trans. truly fascinating.

i was scrolling thru one woman’s blog bc i’d apparently reblogged a popular post she made. she was expressing her previous confusion around this new term “terf” and how, upon further research, she found that this term was being used very generally to describe anybody possessing the same fascistic, anti trans ideals. but she also found that she held those very same fascist ideals, but SHE’S not a fascist!! she’s a feminist! a radical feminist. a real biological real-life pure WOMAN, how could SHE be a fascist? no no no it’s the kids who are out of touch!

so now she drifts further and further to the right as she becomes engulfed in this victim/warrior mindset so indicative of fascists. they literally find themselves in alignment with nazis, falling face first into the fact that people are treating them the exact same way they treat nazis and instead of doing some self reflection they rub their face further into shit and double down.

“liberals call everyone terfs the same way they call everyone nazis so neither of these things are bad actually.” or “liberals call everyone terfs, the term has lost all meaning, that means terfs aren’t actually real”. you can see it in real time if you find the right accounts! truly fascinating stuff.

also;;

terfs will be like “lol you call everyone you disagree with a terf. i’m not a terf you’re crazy. what the hell is a terf? you’re crazy. why are you calling me a terf? you’re crazy” and then when you scroll thru their blogs half the posts are blocked bc you have the terf tag blocked and half the posts are tagged with stuff like “terf-safe” and everyone they’re reblogging from reblogs the same posts from the same people who also have a ton of posts that explicitly say things like “terfs are cool actually and they do nothing wrong and i love being one of them.” like yeah… yeah we are all crazy for calling you a terf bro idk where we come up with this stuff. it’s this weird form of cognitive dissonance and/or delusion that borders on malicious intent. i really really don’t know what to make of it.

like i said. fascinating.

[wundergeek]

New FFXIV fic: Research: the Most Fun a Catboy Can Have Without Taking off His Clothes

Length: 2 chapters, 8.5K words total Alisaie (trans) / G'raha (trans) / Warrior of Light (non-binary) (Eventual) very smutty smut As always: (1) I don't care what the devs say, Alisaie is absolutely not 16. By 5.3, she'd be about 23. (2) In a world where no one is explicitly gay or trans, that means anyone can be.

- - -

Alisaie shifted and looked down at her hands. "I had several classes with Raha at the Studium, but we were never anything other than friends there. At that point, he still thought his precious Allagans could do no wrong, and he spent all his time with a nose in a book while I was always skipping classes. Then, when we met again in the First, he'd been the Exarch too long, and he was so paranoid and secretive. Not to mention the way he was always manipulating everyone around him."

"He had to," I felt obliged to point out. "The stakes were too high."

"They were," Alisaie acknowledged, then took a deep breath. "But this new Raha..." Her voice trailed off, and she shook her head, obviously unsure how to finish the sentence.

"He's like a fusion," I offered. "With the best qualities of both of the previous versions."

"Yes!" Alisaie's eyes flashed with relief as she looked up to meet my gaze. "He's... he's experienced. Confident. Not so desperately, irritatingly eager to prove himself, because he's already done it! And being able to set down the Exarch's mantle has made him so much more open and... trusting. He believes in everyone, and trusts people to do what they're good at." She sighed and scrubbed a hand over her face. "Hells, I don't think I'm doing a good job of explaining it."

"Believe me, I get it," I said, putting my hand over one of hers. "The new G'raha is walking competence porn."

Completely caught off guard, Alisaie burst out into loud peals of cackling laughter. Finally, she was able to wrestle back some control and gave me a conspiratorial grin as she wiped her eyes. "So what would you think of maybe making our V into a triangle?"

I grinned. "It would make my life a lot easier, honestly. It's been a bit awkward trying to juggle separate one-on-one time with everything that's been going on." I paused and leaned forward as I lowered my voice. "And assuming he's on board with it, I'd love to see that pretty cock of yours in his mouth while I fuck him."

Alisaie actually blushed. "So how should I... you know. Talk to him?"

"Wow," I drawled, grinning teasingly. "Look at you not marching up to him and flat out demanding to get your mouth on his junk. You must have it really bad."

"Shut up, you," she growled, turning an even brighter shade of red.

I widened my eyes innocently. "I thought you were looking for advice?"

There was a loud thunk as Alisaie banged her forehead on the table. "I hate you. I hate you so much."

"Too bad. Guess I'll just keep him to myself then."

Alisaie lifted her head and glared at me in a way that promised I would absolutely pay for this later. "Fine. Please. Give me some advice."

I smirked. "Offer to help him do research."

It was a struggle not to laugh at the dismay on her face. "I hate research."

"So do I. And yet, my advice stands."

Alisaie scowled at me suspiciously.

"You'll get to impress him with how many books you can carry," I teased.

"You're holding out on me," Alisaie hissed, poking me hard in the shoulder. "What aren't you telling me?"

I leaned forward and held her gaze as I dropped my voice to a whisper. "He always gets horny when he's really onto some hot bit of research, and he claims that getting fucked helps him put the pieces together faster."

Alisaie's face lit up like a Starlight Tree. "Really," she breathed.

"Oh yeah," I whispered back. "It sounds wild, but several times now I've fucked him over his desk, and then he's filled an entire blackboard with notes. Clearly something about it works for him. So I help fetch and carry the books he needs, which saves him time, and I bring something to work on when he doesn't need me. After a few hours, he starts babbling about something it would take three Doctorates to follow, and that's usually about when he starts begging me to fuck him."

Alisaie's was practically salivating by the time I finished. "How do I get myself invited to one of these sessions?" she asked, enthralled.

Read the whole thing on AO3

[reactionimagesdaily]

7,000 Followers Milestone

Hello everyone! We’ve hit another milestone, and I’m here to celebrate. :D

I’ll be honest - I have nada in the way of plans or funny ideas for this one. The terf-begone post SHOT me past 7,000 way before I’d expected it to happen (which, hell yeah, trans rights!) so I didn’t have anything sophisticated, like a song cover or an image selection, to commemorate.

So, we’re falling back on ol’ faithful: a QnA! For the next week (or two weeks (or whenever I arbitrary decide the celebration is over)), please send me inbox asks about... well, anything you’d like!

I have some hyperfixations I’d be especially happy to talk about if people asked - Bionicle, Fallout New Vegas, Mass Effect, Warrior Cats - but I’m also happy to take general questions :)

[crimsonxe]

I know I'm EXTREMELY late but I have my reasons -cough- fuck you Netflix from a Warrior Nun fan -cough- for holding back on too much of Netflx; I'm mostly binging from time to time and Arcane is coming soooooo yeah, binge time. Anyway just went through Alice in Borderland s1-2 and got some thoughts which include obviously spoilers below:

I know that it comes with an asterisk (namely the actress playing her isn't trans) but love that one of my favs is also a trans characters, just cause LGBT+ YES! She's so badass

Also I ship them so much and all it took was like 2-3 episodes cause chemistry and care they show towards each other; like I would NOT have thought I'd be shipping them at first (then again I didn't expect Ann or Mira to go the routes they went) xD Was so happy to see that her come back in the real world, cause ngl I'd have been really damn pissed off if Ann stayed dead but fucking Niragi lived. Kuina/Ann all the way.

Love the smug bastard that is Chishiya

ngl not a fan of whatever the fuck is going on with Aguni and Akane, like she's a high school student (at most 18) and he's a middle-aged man. Like get anything there gone plz.

Now getting to my other fav up there with Kuina, the badass Usagi, like YEEEEEEEEEES! I almost want her to be the MC.

Y'know at first I wasn't a huge fan cause "hot badass girl" x loner nerd (I guess in this case gamer) guy as a means of the writer making up for irl is eye-rolling; but this case actually earned my loving them. Slowburn, actual emotional bonding, no cliche cringe forced moments, soul-bonded, and going through hell for one another = YES.

[hislittleraincloud]

Idk if you’re friends or friendly with Romance Dream, but I would suggest telling her to cool it on the posts. She’s making a fool of herself and misrepresenting Percy fans :/

I'm not anyone's babysitter.

I've already mentioned in a reblog or two that I do not approve of her RPFing, and to tone down the language when talking about Wenclair. I don't like it when she goes and uses negative judgemental language like "disgusting" when it comes to the ship itself.

What is disgusting is the insane objectification and projection going on with the Wenclairs. It's a behavioral issue, not an inherent "this ship is {insert whatever negativity you've seen/heard}".

Whenever someone says that the ship itself is disgusting, I have said that it isn't. LGBTQIA+ ships aren't disgusting. If I thought they were disgusting I would not write the Nightshade ladies in as I have (Tanaclay, Yokovina). Or write Moira!Chancellor/Larissa Weems (I started the 🔥, almost trans-centric post-Walker Wake deleted scene, it's in my files along with an unfinished Pink Bubblegum (Donovan/Wednesday/Enid) AU fuckfest...I haven't finished either because I'm just too busy with 8, Miller's Girl Universe stuff, and other non-fandom writings). Even ABW getting railed by Donovan while at the same time psychically experiencing a male orgasm counts as queer.

But I digress.

Again, I'm not her babysitter, and no one has any obligation to listen to someone you are just acquaintances with (I would only call people whose faces I've seen in long chats over multiple weeks/months "close"), but it would be nice if those who weren't Wenclair would be reasonable and not behave like a fucking homophobe who hates the ship "because they're gay", just as the more psychotic Wenclair people should back the fuck off when it comes to Ortega herself and her friends and co-workers. Bitches are already complaining about "the age gap" between her and Glen Powell under this post:

The 🏳️‍🌈 are just pissy that she's swapping spit with cis males (and probably loves dick, just like her buddy Sabrina C.). They'll never fucking let up until she cuts all of the fans off for real (which she basically has, by avoiding all social media save for IG). Or until they make her job unbearable because she can't pretend to fuck men as part of her job.

I played a gay ass trans man on screen (yeah, I'm on IMDB 💩). I'm not gay. It was called ACTING.

There is such a dearth of reason and reasonable people in this damnable fandom. I'd say that most of the people in this fandom are kids whose brains haven't settled yet, but then again, I came across someone who's in their goddamn 30s who can't grasp simple concepts. The infantilizing of our youth/young adults is nearly complete.

ETA: While editing this post, I glimpsed at one of her later posts and comments. Does this work for you? FTR I didn't do it for anyone, I did this because it pissed me off when I read it.

Also FTR, I supported Trio Sandwich (Harry/Hermione/Ron), Drarry, Dramione, Snamione, Wolfstar, Gin & Tonic, Lucmione, and Weasleycest. My ex wrote a gnarly McGonagall/Lucius short before. Neither of us cared WTF was written, so long as it was written well. I wrote the first shorts/drabbles for certain rare pairs that no one would touch. We all wrote something like that because there was no lacking in creativity with the Potter people.

Jesus, I never thought I would ever say this — given how shitty JKR is — but I miss when that fandom was a big fucking family where we had our Weird Uncle Johns/Aunt Janies (like me...people from Pornish Pixies and Parry Hotter on LiveJournal) but we still understood that fiction is fiction and that we all loved the same canon. That all went to fucking Hell once this place became popular for fandoms and people started behaving like the goddamn Warriors for Innocence.

[peanutrat20]

💙: 👤😈🤖🏒leo🏳️‍🌈?

🐢: 🩹❓(does casey have any relevant role)🐱🦹‍♀️👬(all the turtles')🏳️‍⚧️

🔪: 🧑‍🍳🧓👶💵?

<333

first i would like to say i was completely confused as to what aus these went to [iteration in babysitters guide's case] before i remembered my emoji system no one uses. so thank you for using it and confusing the hell out of me 3> love you breeze

warriors heart

yes

felix my cat oc is in this

you see him in some flashback scenes from leo

this is mikey

yes

shelldon is in warriors heart yes

when she is no longer with the foot

yeah probably

all the boys in both my rise aus are some flavor of ace/aro/aroace

leo is ace gay in warriors heart

babysitters guide to turtle mutants

leo

he is oldest and the only one who isn't high 80% of the time

is casey relevant?

unfortunately despite being april's friend and later girlfriend they are mostly just mentioned by april [pronouns are they/them but doesn't mind femme terms]

...

does donnie count?

no. there is too much already conflicting animal dna with just the boys that adding a pet would not be a good idea

the scientists

yup she is big sister

leo: trans male he/him

mikey: cis male he/she

donnie: nonbinary he/they

raph: genderfluid she/he/they pronouns depend on gender

not hero material

mikey

this is rise au

raph oldest mikey youngest

april takes produce and other things from the garden to the farmers market

sorry this took so long to respond to i went to respond when my laptop crashed

again 3> love you breeze

[boyakishantriage]

"Alright. Let me tell you a story."

She said finally, leaning against the cell wall. The vampire like alien hesitated. "A story."

"Aye. There's only one copy in this world and, I'm afraid most of the people it was about..."

"Alright then."

She looks at him, something. Off about the way she looked at him. An inhuman intelligence behind her toothless smile.

"You're aware of your people's... legends yes?"

She started, the alien nodding slowly. "Aye."

"This story comes before then."

I were falling, fighting lions, kingdoms honour. All of it for nothing, reaching towards the sky...

"There was a warrior. The Arabics called her "The Lion". Not really important, but he were."

"He?"

"Trans, long story."

"He were a warrior who fought with honour. The only one the Arabics know from an evil kingdom, liars, scoundrels, the lot who gain power in ways that are just wrong."

"mmm."

"There were another. A woman, y'know Hell?"

"... Yes..."

"Well, she were the princess of it."

The bat like man hesitated.

"This..."

"Is like an old legend, yeah. I assume history nerd, that nobody knows the origin of it?"

"..."

"That's what I thought. But history states she vanished, became human, started vampires on other planets... Then died at the hands of a mortal who somehow were vampire. Right?"

"Yes, but that..."

"Is a summary. I know. But her name. Her title. Was Omega."

The ship suddenly careened, fire burning through the hull of the ship as something pulled it towards something else.

Eyes wild, the vampiron's wings extended, blood magic igniting as there suddenly were a whole less air. He turned to look at the woman, calmly sitting on the cell floor.

"I thought..."

"Nano machines, but that-"

She motioned at the now floating away random laser shot.

"Was a one in a lotta numbers shot right?" She looked at him, one eye staring at him. A kind of. Inhuman intelligence. No. Someone of his kind, if not older...

"What-"

"am I? It's complicated, but." Her hand igniting with plasma, matter curling to her will.

"You're coming with me." She said, the energy field dissipating as a portal opened between the two.

[chaotic-enby-selfships]

RANDALS FRIENDS HEADCANONS

kay fuckers so thanks to @rebornheart this weird comic is my newest hyperfixation so you all get this (also TW, mentions of ki//ing animals, snakes eating people, mutilation, medical things and possibly body horror. also spoilers for Randals Friends)

-NO ONE IN THAT HOUSE IS NEUROTYPICAL. Luther+the two catmen are Autistic, Randal has ADHD, and Sebastian has ✨anxiety✨

-Randal is clingy as hell. he will not let go once he has attatched himself to you

-Also do you guys know the stereotype of that one kid who cant eat sugared cereal and/or drink soda bc otherwise they go ballistic? Yeah, Randal is that kid.

-He's also kiiiind of a sadist. Not towards his family (Luther, the catmen, etc.) but he often does go out into the woods and kill small animals for fun. probably eats them raw too

-Randal is also hella destructive. This motherfucker needs fucking chew toys to keep from tearing up the house

-Whenever Luther has to bathe the catmen it's always a fucking nightmare. They hiss, scratch, meow, claw, etc. And couple that with the fact that they're the size of full-grown humans...... yeah it's not easy getting them into the tub.

-Nanas belly acts as Luthers Safe Space whenever he needs to get away from everything.

-Speaking of Luther, he's the type to wiggle his fingers at donuts and say "Don't mind if I do"

-Randal and Luther also aren't human. I mean, in the comic, randal got his fingers chopped off and even fucking grew his legs longer sooooooo yeah. Also the catmen aren't just humans dressed up like cats. Catmen are just grown up catboys. -Randal is 10000000% a roblox kid. You cannot tell me otherwise. He's also a keyboard warrior, and it gets even worse when he's tired. -If Sebastian were to escape, Luther would chop off his legs so that it would be harder for him to escape in the future.

-Randal is CONSTANTLY eating things that he isn't supposed to. flowers, dirt, wood, you name it. Sebastian still wonders how he's alive.

-If Randal saw a christmas tree, he would absolutely try to climb it. -Luther has a whole-ass medical office off of his room. Like we're talking scapel, anesthesia, an operating table, syringes, everything. He has this because of all the shit that happens to Randal and No One is allowed in that room without his permission

-Randal has also snuck into said medical room and ate all kinds of medicine he wasn't supposed to.

-Luther spends at least 2 hours in the bathroom doing his hair and makeup -Randal has a freakishy high pain tolerance. This fucker could fall 200 stories and be 100% fine

-Speaking of Randal, he also snorts bath salts. Luther constantly has to get new ones because of it

-Luther is Gay and Trans, Nyen is Gay, Nyon is Nonbinary (or Nyonbinary), Randal is Bi and uses he/they/it, and Sebastiant is Cishet

-Also Sebastians anxiety isn't just from being Randals pet. That definitely did make it worse for him, but he's always had it. He was on medication for it before he got caught and mistaken for a pet. Okay that's all the Headcanons I have for now soooo bye

[tsuki-sennin]

Majesty descends!

...this is gonna be a long one, maybe; a lot seems like is gonna happen here. Get yourself a snack, perhaps.

I had a long weekend. Our AC broke, a bunch of our carpet had to be ripped out, and I couldn't sleep in my own bed. What better way to unwind than with our pals So-tan, Mashin, Tsuba-san, and... Agatha. ...yeah, those're not gonna stick around.

Spoilers, I guess...

-Baby Jesus is now literally Baby Jesus.

-I can't get over the fucking name Skearhead.

-Be strong! ...clearly you're gonna have to if Majesty's stickin' around~!

-Whoa! That was a whole sentence right there!

-I see Minoton is still in the opening credits despite having been fired.

-Dai Henshin!

-I have to admit, her poise is quite admirable.

-I think it'd be flat out impossible for her to lie, considering this is a main cast of like 6 people. Literally who else?

-Oh, there she is

-Underg Boss.

-You seem a very sad man, Skearhead.

-Y'know I agree Ageha. Learn from everybody else!

-Hot damn, Sora.

-Senpai Cure...

-The Skyland Hundred Crack Fist is beyond a two year old's reach.

-Tran

-Sition: Have you given this album a listen? Did you love it, did you-

-...what manner of concotion is this, Mashiro?

-Lemon juice...

-Infinite sour hell

-Oh yeah, what does Majesty use to transform?

-"I'm afraid it's fingerprint locked."

-Something extremely marketable that only Majesty can become.

-OH FUCK

-He got Ranborged.

-Not even their own get a say in this process.

-"The princess means nothing to us anymore. It's only natural that we shift our priorities."

-Kick into a punch.

-I have to wonder just how this process works on living creatures. Them possibly dying is something we've established with Shalala, but I like to imagine Underg Energy amplifies all of someone's worst traits.

-Minoton's fighting it...

-Something only Elle-chan has in her.

-Rip it right out of her own heart!

-Oh, hello! God, you are long!

-Majesty~!

-Oh damn, she's got spikes!

-Descend, mystical nobility! Cure Majesty!

-On my planet, this is a symbol of hope.

-Wasting absolutely no time, are you kiddo?

-JESUS

-She's so brutal, I love it.

-She has mastered the Skyland Hundred Crack Fist.

-Seems poor Minoton has yet to escape their grasp.

-Majesty in 3D. She's real.

-M

-Majestic Chroniclon

-BIRDS

-It's like night and day between her and Majesty.

-"Don't run in the house like I'm doing!"

-Hello, Kingy!

-Awwww, Mashiron.

-Damn, even got ancient languages.

-"Gimme~!"

-And now this monument is made of acrylic plastic.

-"There could be demons! Dragons! Demon Dragons! Dragon Demons!"

-They grow up so fast, huh Mashiro?

-Nothing to it but to follow her along that path.

-Doing Shrine shenanigans.

-Ultrawoman Elle...

-Bord...

-The Bull of Heaven comes crashing down.

-Oh, okay

-Sure, put your friends in stolae. ...or I guess in Tsubasa's case a tunica.

-The wall ate them.

-Oh hello

-This place looks like a

-Majestic Chroniclon~!

-Sealed away forever. No more books.

-Holy shit, he just

-Smashed through

-Nothing stops the Juggernaut.

-"Warrior...?"

-Time to go.

-"Princess time. >:3"

-Absolutely love this battlefield, by the way.

-Holy shit, there's so much detail here

-...y'know, suddenly I completely agree Prism's concerns.

-He's juicin'!

-Cure Majesty's will be done.

-Hearts as one!

-Man, I just realized that Tsubasa's still the shortest Cure here.

-Not even as tall as a two year old.

-It's okay buddy, you'll be a valuable member of the Short King Army one day.

-Oh wait, aaaaaaaaah danger oh noooo

-Believe!

-Majestic Chroniclon!

-Take off into the soaring world!

-PreCure! Majestic Halation!

-Purified... for real this time.

-Oh I'm sure it doesn't, Skeebo.

-That nickname, that's gonna stick.

-"I've well and truly lost, Pretty Cure. Perhaps we shall meet again one day."

-Ah, in the credits for real this time.

-Oh fuck Battamonda

-Jesus Christ man, clean your kitchen.

-You sucked, you got fired, that's it.

-Kabaton seems to be scaring you just fine, pal.

-Into the drain with you! It's where you belong~!

-Mashiro-sensei...

-You are a tremendous bitch, you know that?

-The princess loves flowers...

-Heckled by kindergartners.

-Even in their old age, the flowers still have tremendous beauty.

-"Might I peruse your work up close~?"

-Her mojo has been thrown off...

-Oh man, I feel that so hard.

-M

-Monda.

-You plagiarizing fuck

-Moth....

-Here comes Skeebo. Sorry you're still not in the opening.

-Dude

-Here comes Sora-chan~!

-Monda-san~!

-"Wow~! Clearly this is beyond me, but I love the way it looks~!"

-Swingin'~!

-"This is just like the hit book."

-Seeing this man explode into nerves is quite cathartic.

-Suppose Tsubasa doesn't see it either.

-Batta!

-"Get him!"

-Batta :)

-"Underg Energy. Arise."

-"Kyoborg. The power difference compared to a Ranborg made from a model T. rex and a Kyoborg made from a skateboard and a toy disc is, if you'll pardon the phrase, radical."

-"Bye bye :D"

-"Time for war."

-Majesty bitch slaps Kienzans. Good to know.

-"On and on, as per usual!"

-"I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU PEOPLE STOP LOOKING AT ME"

-"So it is."

-Live in fear, Battamonda.

-What an odd visual metaphor you've made, Mashiron.

-His malice has completely been overtaken by his incompetence.

-Man

-What a fun set of episodes this was.

-Obviously Elle completely wrecking shop is the big thing, but there's a lot of great growth for Mashiro that really elevates it beyond a lot of sixth ranger-type intro episodes.

-Baseball Sora~!

-"...what are these based balls?"

[kaiokentimesten]

unrelated to dsmp i think im the only one on planet earf who believes in aroace transmasc naruto in gay love with sasuke. sasuke is also a gay man for sure he was not made to feel a woman's touch. and yet... also sakura is bisexual trans girl + kakashi is bisexual as Hell. i could see pupgender kakashi too. <- the narutoisms

I believe this. Naruto like HAS the colors of the aroace flag it just makes sense

see for Dragon Ball I think Saiyans as a race didn't really have gender? Like they were just a warrior race there was no masculinity or femininity you just Fought and shit. But Goku came to earth and was like woah hey this man thing is kinda cool! so yeah