#hell yeah speak your truth buddy

[sweetmapple]

Pest control

[loathemetc]

Deltarune Theory: Do you know who your FRIENDs are?

A while ago I made this whole chart about who FRIEND might be and then I just straight up forgot to post it.

And I think I did like, an okay job here, although there are some assumptions and confusions. It's actually the bonus drawings I did that now I think might be closer to the truth.

Well maybe not the second one, maybe the second one, idk, but the new Spamton Sweepstakes stuff does seem to imply FRIEND is Noelle's missing digital pet, with it appearing in the cat petterz minigame and all. But hey, what can we actually do with that information?

Well, let's look at the assumptions we've had before. Obviously this being the "egg" page on the website, along with multiple red trees linking back to it across the website, it gives us the impression that the man behind the tree gave Noelle this egg. But who's the man behind the tree?

Well if you've read my other posts you'd know I agree with Spookydood's hypothesis that neither the man behind the tree nor the mysterious Valentine's letter are Gaster. But the man behind the tree and the mysterious Valentine ARE the same person. Go go gadget evidence compilation:

That seems pretty straightforward, yeah? Very deliberate writing choices. But can we determine who this is even further?

The speaking patterns of the Valentine are very... Alice in Wonderland. A sort of rhythmic speaking in confusions and wordplay. And honestly? I think that tell us everything we need to know.

FRIEND appears as a floating smile in the darkness. He's associated with Noelle's cat game. The egg man is associated with a tree and an odd manner of speech. A cat in a tree that turns into a floating smile and has an odd manner of speech? That's the fucking Cheshire cat, straight up.

I don't think Noelle's game created FRIEND, I think FRIEND was interfacing with it the same way Spamton did. That would explain why the sweepstakes stuff doesn't have to be canon, if it was actually FRIEND's backstory from Noelle's game that would have to be reiterated in the game itself. But if he was just giving her the egg, the same way Spamton gave her the Pipis, that's just a thing he did, not vital backstory.

"But is he Mike though?" Uhhhh. Good question? I'd probably lean no still since FRIEND's name seems to have been forgotten while Spamton just knows Mike's name straight up. Maybe Spamton is special, he does have the glasses in FRIEND's colors. Why would Tenna be looking for FRIEND anyhow? I don't really know or care if FRIEND is Mike right now, I'm pretty satisfied with the conclusions I came to. Thanks to my buddy Victor for helping me reach said conclusions.

Just one last thought though... Is FRIEND from the Card Kingdom? The tree they take with them certainly is. And after all, Chapter 1 is a fantasy forest with a playing card theme and a cruel ruler, that's Alice in Wonderland as hell. If FRIEND is a strange, powerful cat darkner from the Card Kingdom... Well, so is Seam. Seam, who has been our guide to the secret bosses. FRIEND, who''s face has only ever been seen in game guiding us to the Spamton fight. Hm.

Curiouser and curiouser.

[gothamite-rambler]

Duke Thomas when he learned the darker moments of Bruce including the "Test" he performed on Tim, everything with post revival Jason, and a few bits and pieces for Dick. So he is sticking up for his buddies/brothers.

Duke (on comms during a mission): When I see you stand by Selina, I believe you see two bad bitches. I believe you don't like women, it's real competition, you might pop ass with 'em.

Batman (confused): What?

Duke (rapping): Let's speak on percentage, show me your splits, I'll make sure I double back with you. You were signed to a trigga that's signed to a trigga that said he was signed to that trigga.

Jason and Dick listening in are too stunned to speak.

Barbara (eating cheese puffs while working, impressed): Nice switch up there.

Batman (sad dad voice): I just wanted to know why you were giving me the silent treatment. Please stop.

Duke (rapping with ease while decking a goon in the face): Put your eldest son through hurtles, you're a douche bag. Throwing a weapon at your second son's neck that's a jackass move and putting the third to a test, that's hoe shit-

Batman (enraged, gritted teeth): You are not doing this! Stop it right now!

Duke continued to play the villain as the Dark Knight confronted him, the entire exchange echoing through the Batmobile's speakers.

Duke (interrupting while rapping, enjoying this): Hoe, what? You ain't like that call out? Bat to bat, I'll call out the ego knight. Imma get back to that, for the record. Now why would I call you out at this moment? Y'all think I'd let that slide? Nah, but you got a son to raise, but I can see you don't know nothin' 'bout that-

Batman (hearing an echo from his batmobile): You're on a speaker system?!

Duke: Tell him to pray, know nothin' 'bout that. And givin' him tools to walk through life like day-by-day, know nothin' 'bout that. Teachin' him morals, integrity, discipline, listen, man, you don't know nothin' 'bout that. Speakin' the truth and consider what God's considerin', you don't know nothin' 'bout that-

Batman (shouting, startling the villains in front of him): ALRIGHT, I GET IT!

Poison Ivy (in the background, pouting): Aww, come on, it was just getting good!

Batman: You shut the hell up, Pam! Signal, we will talk about this later!

Jason (laughing): Nah, he’s not finished yet.

Dick (sounding corny, bless his heart): Let him cook!

Batman: Who told him?!

Tim (amused): We may have… told him some stories about you while his arm was healing.

Duke: Yeah, and it’s a good thing little Robin isn’t on patrol tonight. I was holding this in, but I didn’t want the kid around. I respect you, Batman, but sometimes you’re trash at parenting! You trash! You trash!

Batman (offended): Stop calling me trash! This is oddly hurtful!

Riddler: A dumpster fire fit's you more.

Ivy (dryly): Rat-infested garbage barge.

Mad Hatter: Trash island!

Batman: Oh, would you all shut the hell up!

Dick covered his mouth, smiling but also shocked. Jason was laughing. Tim smiled while patrolling with Duke.

Duke: I’m tired, B! I'm tired! What did these intelligent, handsome, confident men do to you? That test alone was foul! You are—

Villains: Trash!

Batman (clenched jaw as he spoke): What can I give you to make this embarrassment end?

Duke: I can see you’re a changed man, but you owe your sons, and me—an apology. Namely, a trip to New York Comic Con all expenses paid... and you buy me a cosplay for an anime of my choice.

Poison Ivy: Good start, but go higher!

Jason: Get us all cars!

Batman (mumbling): Am I in hell?

Barbara: Sorry to chime in, but I’d like a trip to Hawaii with a date.

Dick: No fair! I said Star and I were going to Hawaii!

Batman: I said I was sorry, why must you remind me of this and demand bribes! I already pay all of you and I am not a bad bitch! I’m Batman!

Barbara (joining in): Bitch Man!

Batman: He’s only acting like this because I said Castlevania is dumb! Which it is! That’s just my personal opinion!

Mad Hatter and Riddler disagreed, but Batman threw a dull batarang at both of them to shut them up.

Tim: Batman... you sent him a PowerPoint on why it’s bad.

Ivy (crossing her arms): I bet you hate Kendrick too.

Ivy ducked as Batman tossed a small pebble at her.

Duke (shouting, enraged): Castlevania isn’t a stupid anime just because you didn’t understand Dracula as a character! Keep talking and ooo, I’ll start with Not Like Us! Don’t test me, I’m operating on two hours of sleep!

Stephanie (laughing): Bitch Man's gonna need Aloe Vera for those burns!

Batman: Okay, laugh it up! When I'm back home, all of you are on punishment! Oracle cut the feed from my car speakers and I don’t dislike Kendrick! I have great taste in music!

Batman cut off his communication device and Barbara disconnected the bluetooth connection Duke set up when Bruce wasn't aware he put that in his car. Ivy walked over to the Dark Knight with a smirk, making the hero groan annoyed.

Batman (gruff, wanting a break for the night): I already thanked you for helping me.

Ivy (enjoying the strife and chaos): You did, but this little call out towards you was much more satisfying. At least you’re not a terrible dad like mine.

Batman: I’ll take that as a compliment, weed.

Ivy (smugly): Whatever helps your verbal beat down, douche canoe.

[reverseexorcist]

❥ 𝐋𝐮𝐭𝐞 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 ❥

Man, I support women's rights and all, but women's wrongs is where it's at. Like, I get she's meant to be awful and all, but what if I was her favourite?

➲ Lute + !F!Reader

➲ Romantic ☒, Platonic ☐

➲ 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐝 Count; 1,424 Words

➲ Warnings/notes; Female reader, spoilers for episode 8, mentions and brief depictions of gore, mostly fluff though, my god I wanna write so much more of Lute but my ideas only get so far

➨ Okay, so first off, this woman is probably stoic as fuck - At least in the beginning of the relationship. Stiff and gruff because to her she's a warrior first and herself second. That's what she's had to be for the longest time ever, and it's gonna take a while for you to coax her out of her battle-hardened shell

➨ The kind've touch starved person that would rather die painfully than ever let someone touch her kind've vibe. Even when you're the exception, it's probably just better to ask before initiating anything just so you don't get socked in the face

➨ (She'll apologise, but probably wouldn't be able to stop because that's just her instinct)

➨ When she warms up to it though, oh boy

➨ "What is this?"

➨ "A hug?"

➨ "Disgusting… Do it again."

➨ (Gladly. Her wings are so soft and fluffy and perfect for hugging)

➨ Her wings will flutter softly, puffing up and getting extra fluffy at your touch as she practically melts into you. She'll deny it every single time, but you know the truth, especially when you hear her walk through the door after a long day at work only to be met with the audible 'poof' from the exorcist as her wings fluff up

➨ Speaking of, Lute takes pride in her wings. Very careful with them outside of battle and all, meticulously cleans and preens them at the beginning and end of every day and is a chronic stomach sleeper because of this. Probably has some expensive feather shampoo or cleaner or whatever that makes them smell like cedar. Whenever she ends up moulting, the floor of your apartment will be covered in black and white feathers

➨ (Don't tell her, but you've kept some of them)

➨ AND THE MUSCLES!

➨ Oh buddy boy does this woman have muscles

➨ Like, yeah, she's the lieutenant of the exorcist army of course she's gonna be buff, but it doesn't mean it's any less hot

➨ (If you're lucky she might let you feel 'em)

➨ Lute is secretly so proud whenever you gawk over her. Will flare her wings and pose for you, but only you and only ever in private. There's no way in heaven or hell that Lute wants Adam on her case about her peacocking around her girlfriend

➨ (You think she's the type to ask you to sit on her back while she's doing push-ups? I do)

➨ She tries her damned hardest to keep you away from Adam. The dude is cool, but she's already worn thin keeping up with his energy and antics. Lute's aware of his antics, especially around women and she'd rather not make you go through that. You are hers, after all. She may be Adam's right hand man (woman), but you're her life partner first and foremost

➨ Can't talk about Lute without mentioning that the WOMAN HAS AN UNDERCUT? Sorry, but women with undercuts are my weakness

➨ Just imagining hugging her, wrapping your arms snuggly around her shoulders as she swaddles you in her broad wings, only to reach up and fluff the fuzz of her undercut

➨ I mean, her hair is probably just as soft as her wings. At least with her hair she'd probably let you comb it or something. Wing touching is something very intimate in heaven, so that probably won't happen for a while

➨ When it does happen however ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

➨ Nah, just kidding. Wings are sensitive, but, y'know, you probably already know this because everyone in heaven has wings. It'll probably just be you preening each other as you both devolve into flustered puddles

➨ Love language is probably something alone the lines of acts of service (giving and receiving) or words of affirmation (receiving).

➨ Likes hugs and kisses are cool and all and she'll probably never say no (unless it's in public), but getting told by you that you find her laugh adorable or that her wings look awesome or something like that (or even something even sappier), my god her brain with blue screen of death before you snap her out of it

➨ It honestly makes her so happy. I mean, no one else really compliments her like that. Sure, she and Adam hype each other up, and her subordinates respect her. But Adam's humour is far from clean and she gets the feeling the other exorcists are kind've scared of her

➨ After a few years and just settling into the relationship, it gets to a point where Lute realises she probably wants to spend the rest of her life (unlife? Afterlife? Does it count if she never died?) with you

➨ If you're just a regular citizen of heaven (i.e. someone Lute can't tell about the exterminations), she's probably more likely to baby you about literally everything. Like, she's extremely protective, but not necessarily jealous, but you're just so fluffy and soft and she just has the innate urge to protect you

➨ There's a part of her that just so damn tempted to tell you for the sole fact that it's another opportunity to flaunt how great she is. The bigger, more logical part of her knows that you're more likely to be absolutely horrified and would most likely want to break up in that very moment

➨ Which is the exact opposite of what she wants

➨ On the other hand, if you're a fellow exorcist like herself, chances are there will be some favouritism in the ranks

➨ Kind've loves you for it, because at least this way she knows you can take care of yourself without her having to mother you. And, while some part of her certainly does like the idea of having a partner that sort've contrasts her in an opposites attract kind've way, she also really likes the idea of a girlfriend that she can spar with

➨ (Insert cliché moment during a fight where one person lands on top of the other and they both blush)

➨ Exorcist or not, though, she still has her helmet just hanging around the apartment. If you're an exorcist too, sometimes the two of you will just sort've sit around and polish them whilst talking, making sure they shine for the next time you descend to hell.

➨ If you're not, well, Lute struggles to come up with an excuse for the first time you see it, eventually labelling it as an odd gift from Adam. It doesn't come up in conversation again till she comes home late from the office (curse the seraphims and Adam alike for giving her so much paperwork) only to find you curled up in your shared bed, clutching her helmet to your chest

➨ (It couldn't of been comfortable, but Lute's cold heart melted ever so slightly at the sight)

(Spoilers for the finale)

➨ My god, if you weren't an exorcist at the end of season 1 and you saw Lute come back in the state she did - Immediate heart attack

➨ At first you were confused, because, well, she told you she'd be gone for the entire day and wouldn't be back until midnight. And yet, when the commotion outside started only to be followed by horrified gasps, you couldn't help but get anxious

➨ Winding through the panicked streets, you finally managed to make it to the front, only to see Lute staggering toward the high seraphim. Her gaze glossed over you, eyes narrowed into slits that burned with raging fire

➨ Not only was she covered in crimson, but her clothes were also stained with the brilliant gold of her own blood. If that didn't freak you out, you couldn't help but let a strangled scream tear from your throat at the sight of her missing arm

➨ That seemed to snap her out of it. She glanced past the extremely tall form of Sera and gave you a mixed look, one filled with regret and despair, rage and fatigue, and the slightest hint of warmth as your very presence calmed her. Too much shit had happened in the past hour or so for her

➨ However, her bedraggled form covered in her own blood and the blood of sinners alike was bound to spark more questions from your anxious mind, and Lute had the idea that if you reacted like this about her returning early from an extermination, you probably weren't going to be so receptive to what her job actually was…

Rules + Info,

Masterlist,

[astrowarr]

love your connection on how last life has affected double life scar's behavior, so i've decided to rewatch limited life to continue being insane about him in general and once you get past the first 8 minutes filled with. whatever the hell is happening to him there. you actually get insane lore implications. especially one moment when scar and grian cross paths (ofc they do) and scar tries to swindle grian out of his diamond sword in exchange for a diamond hoe and says "the diamond hoe can build you a future and a sword just brings you destruction" which is like. ok. whatever. not insane about that at all. but moving past that, grian leaves and scar doesn't move and keeps talking "audience just said it was a great deal, it's more of a like [grian is completely gone by this point] being a bigger person and becoming-" and there is a harsh cut in scar's pov. and then he's speaking with bdubs in the same spot and in bdubs pov you can see that he literally cut just one line "it didn't work". and bdubs says "he's gone" and scar in his pov literally DUBS OVER and adds a "yeah! correct. and He will Regret that" line. i hate that i need to crosswatch his pov with others to get the truth on what happened. i have finals. and grian is also not normal in that interaction. he makes a point of "y'know, i just thought if i ask you a question straight [about whether he's a boogeyman or not], you can be honest with me". and then says "scar's not the best liar". ok buddy. ok sorry astro i'll just follow your example and make a google doc and stop yapping in your asks. explodes.

never apologize for yapping in my asks I'M GOING CRAZY OVER THIS. what do you MEAN he cuts out "it didn't work" and dubs over. like, cutting out your admission of failure and then manually inventing this threatening bit. he's so abnormal. every time one of them cuts out a singular line, especially in the middle of the interaction, it says so much about them dude. that's why these analysis docs are so hard but so worth it; cross-watching takes a billion years but then you get gems like this and it's so rewarding both satisfactorily and analytically. that said YEAHH MAKE A DOC!! i would read the SHIT out of it! this is lovely work

also dude... augh... grian... wanting scar to be honest with him. and then being disappointed but unsurprised when scar Isnt, and is immediately able to clock it... both of them should die

[hainethehero]

HEADCANNON: MARVEL VILLAINS FOAMING AT THE MOUTH FOR CAPTAIN AMERICA...

The Avengers visit The Raft to question any of the numerous villains about their evil plans for World Domination™️...

"Where's the pretty one? I'll only talk to the pretty one."

Tony, Thor, Bruce, Clint and Steve all look at Nat, who wrinkles her nose and raises a questioning brow. But then the villain cackles and shakes his head.

"Nah, I mean the pretty blonde with the puppy eyes, big tits and the gorgeous ass."

And they're all like, "oh... ohhhh" and look to Steve, who blushes and looks away shyly. Call him a prude, but, by his estimation, he'd just only thought fondue was a euphemism for sex.

And it doesn't stop there!

The villain goes into every vulgar detail about what he'd like to do to Steve and exactly how he'd do it. He talks about how he'd pull his hair, bite his neck, suck on his tits, leave his lips bruised.

Saying lewd things like:

"You'd look so fuckin pretty riding my cock, princess." and "God, I'd love to put you on your hands and knees. I'd rail you so good sweetheart."

All the while the other Avengers look on with various expressions of concern and confusion- well, Tony just looks sort of intrigued, but that's besides the point. Steve's face is aflame, eyes looking everywhere but at his teammates.

Then Clint speaks up and warns, "Yeah, might wanna hold your horses on this one, dude. Unless you want the Winter Soldier on your ass."

And the villain just looks even more interested and says excitedly, "I love a challenge. I'd go to war for that ass."

Natasha shrugs, "More like a suicide mission."

And Tony says, "Yeah buddy, you don't touch Rogers while Bucky Barnes is still breathing."

Then Steve sputters because um, no, the Winter Soldier does NOT like him like that. He'd barely said more than ten words to Steve despite them always being paired up for SHIELD missions! Barnes always acted all stoic and annoyed whenever Steve spoke to him. And he always acted all pissy and disgusted whenever Steve was instructed to join his operations, even though Steve would be under his command!

Like, there was no winning with Barnes so why the hell did everyone on his team think Barnes would be pissed right now?!

But then the villain pipes up, "Whatever you say. I'm willing to negotiate with Malibu Barbie. Get me in a room with him and I'll tell you everything you need to know."

And Natasha goes, "Wow, not even negotiating for a lesser sentence? Just one-on-one time with Rogers?"

The villain says, "Oh, I can always hatch a plan of escape some other time. But this? Oh, I'm gonna be the envy of all the other baddies out there."

And the Avengers all frown because what?

"What d'you mean by that?" Thor questions to which the villain says, "Wow, for the world's heroes you guys really are out of the loop."

And after leering at Steve again, he explains, "Evil plans for world domination aside, a lot of us have our likes and dislikes, our vices and poisons. The truth? Everyone's just foaming at the mouth to get their hands on this one."

[strawhatmay]

Here’s another piece in the same universe as “A friend in the house.” I love the idea of the Vinsmoke brothers actually being brothers, in a modern au. So yeah, If you like this one, check out the other one I have and also consider following me cause I’m gonna keep posting stuff from this universe ☺️ I’m currently working on an Amnesia au (Zosan/Sanzo, always) as well.

Anyways, this one is about Zoro struggling to find Sanji’s bedroom in the Vinsmoke household, I hope you like it! I’m pretty satisfied with how it turned out.

Meet the Vinsmokes

Red opens the door in a fancy suit.

“Hey Zoro, come on in,” he says while adjusting his tie. Zoro nods at him with a smile and enters.

Ichiji is easily the least annoying of the bunch, still annoying sometimes but not even half as much as his siblings. With both quiet but strong personalities, they get along just fine.

Even Reiju gets on his nerves more often than not. She’s too much like Sanji.

“Date night?” Zoro asks him.

“Actually yeah, but don’t tell the others, I told them it was just some work dinner,” he half whispers.

That makes sense, given how much they tease each other, but Red specifically could not live this down.

From a very young age, he was known as the one “without feelings” the most. It was Red, Blue, and Green, but as they grew up, Blue and Green transitioned and showed emotion. Not Red. Not really. Sure, he loves his mom and his siblings, but he rarely shows it. And it’s clear he loves Zeff, just like the rest of them, but that love he shows even less. He’s always been the kind of guy who focuses on his career and making money.

So, Ichiji going on a DATE? A ROMANTIC date? He LIKES likes someone? It’s embarrassing. And Zoro can’t blame him for not wanting his family to find out yet. Hell, it was embarrassing for him once he realized that basically everybody knew he was crushing on his current boyfriend back then.

“Hey I’m just here to wait for the Cook, not to speak to the rest of the Power Rangers,” Zoro tells him.

“Good luck with that,” Ichiji says, takes his car keys, and leaves through the main door.

Now…the house is practically a mansion, not hard for a regular person to get lost, “so what’s left for poor Zoro?” one might ask.

The thing is, he’s been here a good number of times to know his way around. Or so Sanji assures him. But every time he comes in without the blonde it feels like a brand new house.

So he goes through one hall expecting to find the stairs to the bedrooms, but finds the big living room instead.

“ZORO HEY, YOU WANNA PLAY MORTAL KOMBAT WITH ME?” Green screams from the couch in front of the huge TV. He waves a joystick at Zoro.

“No, thanks,” he answers. Zoro knows Yonji looks up to him like an idol. He’s not sure why though, he’s barely an example of anything, and Sanji keeps him in line most of the time anyway.

“Come ONN, I’ll let you be Scorpion this time.” It’s not his fault really, that he’s used to getting what he wants, being the baby of the clan. Zoro doesn’t know how Judge (ugh) and Sora treated him when he was an actual baby, but his siblings basically let him do whatever he wants, even when he’s only younger by a few minutes.

“We never play anymore! What happened to the fun, single, Zoro who never missed an opportunity to play with the coolest Vinsmoke?”

(He finally got with your brother, that’s what) Zoro thinks but doesn’t say. If he told Yonji the truth, that he was only really being friendly with him to get on Sanji’s good side back when they weren’t together yet, it would break his heart. Make Yonji cry and whatever good relationship Zoro has with the family turns into trash pretty quickly.

“Sorry buddy, I’m on the clock”

That´s a lie, the movie starts in no less than two hours, and Sanji is still at the restaurant. But Green doesn´t need to know.

Zoro looks around for a different door. Why are they all the exact same door, though?

“Sure sure, ok some other time then, yeah? How about tomorrow? You’re staying the night, right?” Yonji insists.

“Yeah yeah, we can play tomorrow.”

“Ok! Cool! Can’t wait! But you can’t be Scorpion, that was a one-time offer,” Yonji says as he grabs a handful of chips.

“Sure buddy, bye bye now.” Zoro heads to the door far left, passing the fancy tall flower pots.

With his mouth full, Green keeps talking. “The best I can do is Sub Zero, but I guess you can also be Johnny Cage if you really really want, although he’s usually Niji’s pick. You also got Jax, Sonya Blade…oooh Liu Kang is pretty cool, he seems like your style…”

Zoro closes the door and takes a look at the room. Another big space with some fancy chairs and a couch. Great.

He decides to just go right every time there’s more than one option. So he goes through a couple of bathrooms (mind you, one was the size of his apartment), a studio, a room with just a big piano in it, and then finally the stairs.

Zoro reaches the second floor and goes left. Cause Sanji’s bedroom was to the left, right?

He walks for a bit, just looking around, trying to spot Sanji´s big black door. He contemplates whether to just call out to his boyfriend, but he must be so close, he can´t give up now.

Suddenly, the most annoying voice speaks from behind him.

“Oh ho ho…don’t tell me you’re lost.” A teasing edge to his tone.

Zoro doesn’t turn around. He closes his eyes to prepare himself for this interaction.

Blue.

“You know, for someone who's been in my house a LOT in the past year, you sure don’t act like it.”

“Niji, piss off.” Zoro doesn’t want to deal with his bullshit. Not now and not ever, to be honest.

“Oh don’t be like that, Mossy~” Zoro turns around with a scowl, annoyed at the nickname (only one person can call him that and get away with it). “I can help you, let me see your collar, I’ll call your owner.” The bastard smiles. He’s dressed in his tennis player outfit, holding the racket like an asshole.

Why? Why is he here? Why couldn’t he just be out somewhere else for the day? And why is he here? In this hall? Out of the many many halls in this house?

“Tell me that at least you know these walls,” he gestures at the wall to his left, “are not the walls you usually see during your normal walk.”

“I don’t want your assistance, Number Two.”

“Oh but you do need it, badly, don’t you?” Smug. “I'm sure you don't even know where you are right now, poor little ugly thing.”

He’s as condescending as they come. The typical rich jerk who acts like he's better than anyone else and gets on your nerves. He always manages to find new ways to annoy the hell outta Zoro.

“There is nothing I need less than your clown hair near me.”

“And look who's talking.” Niji might act like the comment didn’t bother him, but his tone change says otherwise. “Maybe all that hair dye is finally getting in your brain, huh?”

“I told you, it’s natural.”

“Sure sure, mine too.” But the sarcasm is evident.

It’s not like natural blue hair doesn’t exist, like Vivi’s, but he’s seen old pictures of Niji, of all of them, and they were all blond when they were kids. Zoro’s hair has always been green.

“I’ve always BEEN like this.” He’s getting irritated.

“You’ve always been directionless? Or as stubborn as a mule? Either way, I bet it’s true.” Niji´s smile is wide and annoying. Zoro wants to punch it.

“Listen, you little-“

“What’s going on here?” A voice interrupts them.

Nightmare is over.

“I was just offering my help to this ungrateful patch of grass.” Niji looks at his brother annoyed, like he was not bothering Zoro just now.

“Help with what, exactly?” Sanji crosses his arms.

“I was just-“ Zoro starts. “He’s been roaming around the house for a good half hour before I ran into him,” Niji interrupts him. “I saw him through the security cameras.”

“Oh yeah?” his boyfriend looks at Zoro with a smile. Very different from Blue, Sanji’s face shows adoration. Doesn’t make the whole thing less embarrassing for Zoro, though.

“How about you mind your business, Sonic?” Zoro says while Sanji grabs his arm and drags him in the opposite direction. “Don’t have anything better to do than watch the camera pointing at the main door?”

“I was trying to spy on my brother, dumbass.” Damn, Ichiji is not gonna like that. “For the record, you think ‘Sonic’ is an insult? I WISH people called me that.”

Sanji stops Zoro before he can say anything else. “Let it go, Moss.” When Niji is out of earshot, Zoro relaxes. Sanji lets go of his arm and interlocks their hands.“I just need to change my jacket and we´ll be on our way.”

“You gotta let me punch him one of these days, you know he’s asking for it,” Zoro pleads, still being dragged by Sanji. (Oh right, these walls do look familiar now) he realizes. These have flowers, while the others had stripes.

“We’ve talked about this, you can’t put your hands on my siblings,” Blondie says patiently.

Zoro protests under his breath.

“Speaking of…”

They reach Sanji’s bedroom. Sanji puts down the code and opens the door. Zoro heads to the desk and sits down, facing Sanji, who stands still in front of him.

“Is there something you wanna tell me?”

Zoro rests his elbows on his legs and looks up at Sanji, confused. “What do you mean?”

“You know how you were…fighting with Niji back there…” Sanji looks at the floor, hesitant.

“If it bothers you so much, I can try to be civil, but he-”

“No, that's…not what I meant- I just…” Sanji struggles and Zoro keeps staring, waiting.

Sanji signs.“He gets on your nerves pretty easily, like I used to. You guys fight a lot, like we used to…and I'm just wondering if maybe that's a…thing, for you,” Sanji won't look at him.

Zoro laughs loudly. “Are you out of your mind?” He gets up and makes Sanji look him in the eye.

“He's not the ‘annoying but hot’ type, not even the ‘annoying but cute’ guy, he's just annoying, plain and simple,” he puts his arms under Sanji´s forearms and smiles. “You're both.”

Sanji grabs a handful of Zoro´s hair and yanks until the latter complains. Then, he lets go and gives him a peck. “Alright, just making sure.”

“I argue with Nami all the time, do you think I want her in my bed?” Zoro says while Sanji goes to his closet to change into a warmer jacket. “Seriously, what were you thinking?” he says almost laughing again.

“I hate you,” Sanji answers with a smile on his face. When he gets close to Zoro again, he points at his face. “You better not tell anyone about this,” he says, suddenly serious.

“That's gonna be difficult, I don't know Curly…” Zoro says teasing him as he heads to the door and opens it.

“Mosshead, I swear-”

They close the door.

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Time Wasn't In Our Favor (Demon Slayer)

We're just going for the angst this week huh- kjajkearjkeajkr

Heyo everyone! I wrote this a while back and did a small poll with everyone on which Obamitsu fic they wanted to see: the super fluffy one or this. The fluff won. All this time later I finally decided to share this with everyone! :D I hope you like it!

CW: MAJOR SPOILERS FOR DEMON SLAYER MANGA. Angst, Heavy angst barely any comfort, mentions of past abuse, mentions of past torture, mentions of past bullying, insecurity, blood and injury, death, food mention, almost confessions, just lots of pain and heartache y'all I cried writing this kjarjkekjarjek

Summary: Four times Obamitsu almost confessed, and the one time they finally did.

“Kanroji looks…uneasy.” Obanai mused out loud one day, watching the pink haired Hashira speak with the others. While she smiled and greeted everyone as per her welcome, there was clear discomfort on her face whenever she was alone. She was always clutching the ends of her uniform, tugging on it as if it would somehow get longer.

“I don’t blame her. That perv was the one who made the uniform.” Sanemi grumbled, referencing none other than Maeda- one of the many tailors in the Demon Corps. He was good at the craft, but notorious for his…revealing design choices. “I heard he tried to pull the same thing on Shinobu and her Tsugoku. She burned it before him.” The Wind Hashira snickered, clearly pleased with the thought. “Shame she didn’t get to him a third time.”

“He designed yours too, yes?” Obanai eyed the bare chested Hashira, his scars gleaming brightly against his skin. “I assumed he only did that for the woman.”

“Ay, eyes up here, buddy.” Sanemi snapped his fingers, focusing the other. “And yeah- I told him to make mine like this. Makes the whole bleeding thing easier.”

The ‘Bleeding thing’ was what Sanemi called his Marechi blood- a rare type that demons craved like an addiction. He often used said blood to kill his targets, luring them in with the smell and cutting their heads off clean. It left him with scars all over, but the white haired man didn’t seem bothered by it.

Obanai was about to remark on Sanemi’s other intentions regarding the choice of clothes when his eyes went back to Mitsuri. She was now talking to Shinobu, her stance relaxed once more. It must have been comforting, having another woman on the team to talk to. While he hasn’t seen any of the Hashria leer at Kanroji, he wouldn’t be surprised if those outside their group have, taking in her entire being like a piece of meat.

The thought alone made his stomach turn. He wanted to hunt them all down and gut them.

“Ayo, your bloodlust is showing.” Sanemi reached up and nudged his foot, bringing him back to reality.

“Says the man with the most bloodlust here.” Obanai retorted, earning a snort.

“I save it for demons.” A half truth. Sanemi followed his gaze, humming softly. “She’s a tough woman. You don’t have to worry about anyone being gross to her. She’d probably knock them out with those killer biceps.” He nodded approvingly, flinching when Obanai punched his shoulder. “Ouch, damn- what the hell?”

“Don’t be cruel.” He growled, feeling protective. He didn’t know much, but they seemed to be an insecurity for her- her arms. The way she tucked them in when in groups or kept her hand gestures close to her chest. It was like she was trying to shrink in on herself.

“I wasn’t....” Sanemi rolled his eyes before turning back to the girl in question. “I didn’t mean it in a bad way. I like her arms. I think they're great.” He nodded. “Don’t hit me again- I’m not trying to steal your girl.”

“She’s not my-”

“But she does look uncomfortable.” He carried on, furrowing his brows. “Especially with the skirt. Think she’d feel better if we force Maeda to make her a longer one?”

Obanai doubted it. Not only would it not be ready for a while, but the implication felt…wrong. Like he was telling her what to wear, or that he was only looking at her legs.

Legs…wait a moment…

“Don’t. It’ll make things worse. But I do have an idea.” Obanai mused, starting to perk up.

~~~

“Oh wow…Iguro-san, these are beautiful!” Mitsuri gushed as she held up the socks. They were knee high, light green with stripe detail down the legs. Thick enough for coverage but light enough so she won’t sweat. They matched the tips of her hair, she realized- a detail she hadn’t even thought of herself. “I love them!”

“I’m glad.” Obanai smiled behind his mask, fighting down the blush threatening to spread over his cheeks. He looked away politely as she pulled them on, Kaburamaru hissing in approval as she squealed with delight. “They’re on! How do I look?” She asked, striking a pose. Already she looked much more comfortable in her own skin.

Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful. Obanai almost said it as he took in her smiling face, the look of utter joy in her green eyes as she fluttered about- beyond pleased. It was like the sun was eclipsed until this moment- finally peeking out behind a mass of dark matter to shine down on them, enhancing the world around them. Obanai nearly forgot to breathe when she smiled at him like that.

“You look wonderful.” He got out, making her blush and shine more.

One day, he’d tell her.

One day.

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“Mm! Mm, mm mm! The smell is amazing!” Mitsuri was in heaven- her cheeks flushed with absolute joy as she breathed deeply. She had gotten back from a particularly long mission, and she was starving. The plan had been to go home and make something, but she ran into Obanai along the way. The first thing to greet him, much to her horror, was the growl in her stomach.

“Hungry?” He asked, voice teasing. Her face burned.

Now they were here- a small restaurant that Mitsuri knew well. The shop owner loved her- she tipped well and always made his day better. When she walked in, the old man greeted her with open arms and a bright laugh. “Welcome back, Miss Kanroji! Ah, I see you brought a date!”

“Oh, this is Iguro-san! He’s a fellow Hashira.” She reassured him, her cheeks bright red as the man and his wife came around to properly say hello. She dared a peek- Obanai looked rather flushed himself. Don’t let this get awkward, Mitsuri. “I’ll have my usual, though er…keep it to one serving.” She shifted, forcing a smile.

“Just one? But we made a whole pan-” The kind man began, cutting off when his wife pinched his arm. “Alright then- a serving of Curry rice for the lovely lady, and for you sir?”

“I’ll have the same thing.” He nodded, his voice quiet. The couple faded away as Mitsuri and Obanai took a seat, side by side along the table. She knew she should sit across from him but…”Sorry- is this weird? I’ll move.” She offered, starting to stand.

“It’s alright. I don’t mind.” He patted her hand, keeping her there. He didn’t look uncomfortable- even if he seemed to stop breathing for a moment. Oh dear, did she take too much space? She wasn’t exactly slender. Was she crushing him?

“Are you sure? I really don’t mind-” She began again, only to stop when the restaurant owner came by, placing their bowls before them.

“Here we are! I added half an extra serving for you, Kanroji. I know how much you love our curry rice!” He winked playfully at her before heading back, ignorant to the way her soul dropped to her stomach.

“Kanroji? Are you okay?” Obanai asked, brows furrowing as he took in her pale face. “Is there something wrong?”

“No! No, not at all!” She squeaked, shaking her head as she gathered her chopsticks. “I’m fine! Totally fine! Let’s eat, shall we?”

If she were completely honest- she wasn’t fine. When she usually came here, she was either by herself or with Rengoku. The Flame Hashira ate as much as she did, so she never felt weird polishing off so many bowls of the delicious curry rice.

Awful as it sounds, being here with Obanai- it reminded her of her ex fiance.

“You’ll never find a man who will welcome your presence for the rest of your life.”

“You eat like a boar. What man would want you?”

“Your hair is hideous. And your arms? God- it’s like you're more monster than woman.”

All this time later, and those words still stung. She felt them clawing up her throat, choking her. Her eyes burned as the shame she felt coated her skin like oil, sticky and suffocating. She couldn’t let Obanai see her eat that way. It was bad enough he saw her hair. He saw her fight demons in a way that was without a doubt not fit for a lady.

If he saw her eat like a monster- like a demon…

“Kanroji, are you okay? You look like you're gonna be sick.” Obanai sounded so concerned. He looked at her bowl, taking a sniff. “Is there something wrong with the food? You haven’t touched it. Do you want me to get you something else?”

I want to disappear. She thought helplessly. I want to fade away. I want to be more what the world wants. I want to fit in, to blend in. To go unnoticed. I want to be forgotten.

“I…” She began, freezing when she saw the chopsticks before her, holding some of the rice.

“Erm…sorry if this is…eh…” Obanai seemed flustered as he offered the food, his cheeks red behind his mask. Still, he held her gaze. “I think…I think eating something might make you feel better. Sometimes we get stomach aches from not eating…at least, that happens to me.” He nodded at the rice. “Erm…this is kinda awkward, if you want me to put it down I’ll-”

Her lips closed around the chopsticks, the rich flavor melting on her tongue. It was a little embarrassing, being fed, but… “Thank you.” She smiled, taking the chopsticks from his hand. Taking a breath, she looked at her bowl. She wanted so badly to dive in and eat, but…

“Kanroji, please.” Obanai nodded. “You should eat. If you want, I’ll keep feeding you-”

“Oh no! I got this!” She tried to eat slowly, but before long she was devouring her bowl, lost in its flavor. When she finished, there wasn’t a grain left. “Mm…mh!”

Oh no. Oh god. She forgot. She forgot he was-

The untouched curry slid into her view, Obanai’s eyes kind. “If you’re hungry, eat. A Hashira needs their fuel, and you especially.” At her questioning gaze, he nodded. “Love breathing is a branch of Flame breathing. Those types of moves burn through calories like nothing. You need to restore your energy, so eat what you want.” He nodded. “Besides; I think the restaurant owner here would be pretty sad to let that pan go to waste.”

Her eyes grew misty, but not from hurt. She smiled wobbly, taking the bowl. “Thank you, Iguro-san.” She paused then, suddenly feeling bad. “But your food…”

“I already ate.” He dropped casually, making her stare. “Really. I had those snacks you left me. They were amazing.”

“You really liked them?” She asked, her heart starting to swell. As she turned to her bowl, she heard Obanai ask the old man to bring Mitsuri her usual order. “And some Sakura Mochi. They’re her favorite.” He nodded, making her heart race within her chest. He remembered.

~~~

“That was amazing!” She sighed, patting her belly as she and Obanai left. The restaurant owner and his wife saw them off, smiling at eachother knowingly. She had a feeling she was never gonna hear the end of it from them next time she came. “Thank you so much, Iguro-san. You really didn’t have to pay though! I know my order can get…expensive.” She almost cringed at the amount of bowls she tucked away.

“It’s no trouble at all. You were happy, and that’s what matters.” He nodded, not quite looking her way as he tugged on his mask. His ears were red now, something she found rather cute. “Please never feel the need to hide from us, Kanroji. We’d never judge you for how you live.”

The unspoken “I” was there. It made them both blush.

“Thank you, really. I…” She wanted to say more then. It had been a long time since someone made her heart race like this. Someone who looked at her only fondly as she ate, no judgment in sight as she finished off bowl after bowl. He never pointed it out, only kept the conversation going; talking about missions and life and friends.

He made her feel…normal.

She wanted to tell him that.

She wanted to tell him more.

“Hm? What is it?” Obanai asked, looking at her curiously.

No. Not yet. She swallowed her heart back to her chest.

“Nothing. Just…thank you again.” She smiled, tugging at her hair.

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Obanai was more careful than this.

As the Serpent Hashira, he was rather fast on his feet. He moved like his breathing style, slithering and evading demon attacks as he brought them down one after the other. At best, he walked away without a scratch.

Today, he wasn’t so lucky.

“Iguro-san! Oh no, you’re hurt!” Mitsuri was beside him before he hit the ground, the demon fading into ashes behind them as her hands steadied him. His entire body hurt, and his face felt wet. When he blinked, nothing fell from his eyes- it wasn’t tears.

Which meant it must have been blood. Lovely.

“It’s alright- are you okay?” He grunted, the smell of Sakura Mochi telling him she was rather close. Her hair was frizzy from the fight, and her eyes were wide with worry. She had a bruise along her chin, and her clothes were frayed at the sleeves.

Bruised and dirty, but she was alive. Good.

“Nevermind me, you’re bleeding!” Her hands reached out, hesitating momentarily before she took his chin, gently turning it to look at the cut. “It doesn’t look that bad- if Kocho-san was here, she’d know exactly how to handle it.”

“It’s alright- I can take care of it.” If anything- he’d prefer to. The cut ran past his mask, cutting it to the middle. In order to clean the wound, he’d need to remove said cover.

The cover that hid his scar and the painful memories it carried.

“You’re so strong, Iguro-san.” She smiled, cheeks pink as she wiped the blood away with a portion of her Haori. “That’s what makes you so great- you can handle just about anything.”

The words made his face heat up, and he was about to tell her not to use her Haori on him. “The blood will never come out!” He was about to say.

Only for the words to get caught in his throat when he felt his mask slip.

“Oh!” Mitsuri caught it before it could hit the dirty ground, the damage it took was more severe then they realized. “I’m so sorry- I must have worsened the damage! I’ll fix it up-” When her eyes came back to Obanai, he looked stricken, pale and shaky as he clamped a bloody hand over his mouth. “I-Iguro-san? What’s wrong? Are you about to be sick?”

He didn’t answer, his throat closed with fear and his mind racing a million miles a minute. No- no no no! This wasn’t supposed to happen! She can’t see it- she can’t!

His fingers pressed tightly against the scar tissue stretching past his lips, reminding him of that horrible day. The knife glinting in the candlelight. The pain stretching along his face. His tears as he begged and begged them to stop, to let him go, to kill him.

All for that horrid Serpent Demon. All to keep the stolen riches the demon provided.

He wished he could forget it. How he was almost given to that horrid beast, and the consequences that came when he escaped.

All of it, there on his scarred mouth. If Mitsuri saw it…she’d know what he was.

A coward. A monster.

“Iguro-san…” Mitsuri bit her lip, eyes wide with worry as she took in the shaking Hashira before her. Then her eyes grew clear. she grabbed her sword. 

Before Obanai could stop her, she sliced through a clean chunk of her Haori, the strip long and thick. Folding it, she brought it up and pressed it over the hand covering his mouth, her touch light.

“It’s not much, and it probably smells weird, but it’ll have to do for now.” Her eyes were so gentle, so kind as his hand fell away, his mouth once again secured. Her hands came around and tied his new makeshift mask into a secure knot, careful not to catch any of his hair in the process. “There we are! Feeling better?” She asked.

The mask smelled like sakura mochi and tea and home. Even with everything that happened, she never lost that scent. Tears burned his eyes and cut off his voice, making it impossible to speak. Instead, he reached out and took her hand, squeezing it tightly in his own. He hoped she’d hear his silent thank you.

When she squeezed back, fierce and kind- she squeezed his heart as well.

~~~

Later- with his face newly cleaned and his clothes fixed, Obanai found a small parcel waiting for him. The note on top was written in curly strokes, a heart dotting her name.

Iguro-san, I fixed your mask! It was kinda dirty, so I cleaned it as well.

With love- Mitsuri

He held it close to his chest, his newly stitched and clean mask. It still smelled just like her.

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Master Ubuyashiki was gone.

He gave his life so he could end this Demon war once and for all.

Mitsuri wiped at her tears, running through courier after courier as she searched for the demon in sight. She would not let Master’s parting gift go to waste. She would make his dream come true!

Now if she could only find the freaking thing!

This particular one- an Upper moon she believed- was rather elusive. Anytime she got close enough to cut her head off clean, she’d strum her Biwa and the room would shift. One minute Mitsuri was above her, the next she was free falling into yet another part of the tower.

“THAT IS IT!” She raged as she stood, racing through more hallways. The changing made her head hurt, and she was sure if she saw another Biwa after this the instrument would only play sour notes. Still- she had to pursue!

Flying high, she raised her sword, the witch once again in sight. “I’ve gotcha now-”

And then there was a door.

Smacking her then and there, pain exploded across her body as Mitsuri flew off the edge. Her nose was bleeding- but she didn’t know if it was from pain or embarrassment.

Or both. Most likely both.

Falling backwards, she knew it was not gonna end well. Her body was already sore from crashing into various walls and floors. This time she suspected she wouldn’t make it.

Suddenly, arms were around her, and she was flying. Blinking, she barely registered her savior before they rolled onto a nearby column. “I-Iguro-san!” She gasped, staring up at him. Her heart did a hundred funny things then as she looked into those concerned mismatched eyes.

And then her face burned, shame bringing her back to reality. “I’m so sorry- I got ahead of myself.” She moaned as she covered her face. “Forgive me!”

“It’s quite alright, Kanroji.” He reassured her, helping her to her feet. “You’ve done well. Please be careful- we don’t know how this Upper Moon works or what her abilities are. She very well could have more than we expected. It’s better to analyze her now and look for any openings.”

“Right!” She nodded, the logic in his voice soothing away her nerves. “You be careful too, Iguro-san. This whole room shifting thing isn’t fun to deal with.” Her bruises screamed in agreement, making her wince.

Obanai nodded, a picture of preparation. “Very well. Let’s-” Suddenly the floor split, sending them in different directions. “IGURO!” She cried, barely breathing as he dodged the column. Obanai called out something to her, but before she could react, she was suddenly flying once more, this time towards the ceiling.

With a wall jump and a slash of her blade, she was safe- barely. She shook it off as she turned to glare at the Upper Moon. “You won’t be able to attack me with the same move twice!” She cried, going for an opening.

The room changes, a door opens. She’s falling again.

Well damn.

“GAHHHHH!” She raged as she fell. She was so mad she nearly forgot what Obanai called out to her.

“MITSURI LOOK OUT!” Was what he called.

Mitsuri.

Mitsuri.

He said her name.

The realization motivated her, pushing her to her feet. “He said my name…I have to live, so I can say his.” She nodded, running once more.

And then…

“Later.” She decided. “I’ll tell him it all later.”

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Rain would have been appropriate in a situation like this.

Footsteps she knew like the back of her hand came towards her. Gentle hands pulled her up, resting her against a bloody chest. “Kanroji..I’m back.” Obanai’s voice was raspy. He didn’t have long left.

“Please…call me Mitsuri.” She breathed, the phantom pain of her missing arms nearly choking her. There was blood everywhere. She didn’t know who it belonged to. At this point, did it really matter? “Did we…did we do it? Is he dead?” She had to know. She needed to know.

“Yes. He’s gone.” Obanai breathed, blood dripping from the cuts where his eyes once were. She wanted to see them. To run her once there hands along his cheek, brushing away the blood that coated his face and just feel him.

Muzan took that away from her. She hoped he burned wherever he went.

“Good…hey, I can’t feel anything.” She laughed up blood, shaking her head. “I guess I’m dying.”

“I’m dying too.” The words cut, even if she knew it was true. “So you won’t be alone.”

“No…don’t die yet.” She breathed as her eyes filled with tears. “You can’t die yet.” Her voice grew sad then. “I’m sorry. I wasn’t much use in the fight.”

“No, don’t say that. It’s not true.” His voice was so gentle as his hand came up, running through her shredded locks. “Do you remember that day? The day we met?”

“Of course. I got lost in the mansion.” She giggled at the memory, it felt so far now. “You helped me then. Thank you.”

“It’s the other way around.” His voice grew soft as he reflected on all their moments together. The day they met- how she laughed like bells and smiled so warmly at him. How their time together made him feel like they were just normal people living their lives.

“You’ve saved so many people with your bottomless kindness. You should be proud, Mitsuri. Thank you. Thank you so much for letting me stand by your side.”

Tears spilled down her cheeks as she let out a sob, shaking her head. “I’m so- so happy Obanai. Thank you, for always making me feel loved. Meals tasted better with you. I just- I want to do it all again.” She looked up at him through the blurriness, and it was like she could see him for all that he was- human and the love of her life. “If we are to be reborn, please- make me your bride!”

“Of course. If you will have me.” He pulled her closer, his lips brushing hers as the last of her breath faded away. “This time…I’ll be sure to make you the happiest person alive. I won’t let you die next time…Mitsuri, my beloved.”

Thanks for reading!

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2.5 Xianzhou continuance thoughts [part 4]

**SPOILER warning** for the end of the mission, covering the conversations between the Yaoqing trio, the Generals and everything else. If you haven’t cleared the story yet then go do so. Or go farm some relics. Do a ten pull. Go frolic outside. Do whatever you wish except ruin your own story experience with spoilers by reading ahead.

The way my heart sank thinking that Jiaoqiu truly didn’t survive his injuries..

..only for us to see Trailblazer and Bailu messing around, weeping at a hastily put together grave for March because she disappeared out for their sight for two minutes. Hoyo must take great pride in successfully giving me a heart attack.

Pfftt, I’ll enjoy the lighthearted conversation while I can though I guess. We truly didn’t do much during this mission with all the POV switch ups that happened, though I still love that they’re allowing us to speak more. All the Trailblazer voice actors are great and I hope we continue to hear them more often in the future.

Annndd that the panic settles back in. Jiaoqiu’s injuries were no doubt the worst, while Feixiao probably faced some drawbacks from all the fighting and madness she endured, but Moze too? I guess he did get attacked by Hoolay and his followers once the warhead realized he was spying on them, but then Moze was seen later on the Skysplitter when Feixiao at the bloody heart and he did eventually find Jiaoqiu somewhere with the help of the Trailblazer, so surely he couldn’t have been that hurt if he was running around everywhere, yeah? Perhaps exhaustion caught up with him after all the chaos, or he knows how to deal with pain rather well. Possibly both.

Why am I not surprised to hear that Feixiao is the kind of person who can’t be confined to a hospital bed. Even if she left in plain sight, I’m sure she would’ve quick enough that no one could even catch her to bring her back.

Seems the whole Yaoqing trio shares this mindset too. Moze could easily sneak out in the shadows whereas Jiaoqiu probably just walked himself out with an excuse like “I’m a healer, trust me when I say I’m fine” or something.

Oohhh buddy.. I love it when characters have different roles in status or have to act a certain way around each other but one of them tells the other to forget the formalities and just be truthful because their relationship is worth so much more than that, like yes she’s his general and he’s her healer, but I have no doubt they’ve become such close friends over the years too. Also, the way the scene doesn’t show his entire face.. god, what nice foreshadowing.

Aww sweetie nooo! Please don’t blame yourself! If anything, blame the plot. It’s like the four stars had a rough time in Penacony and now it’s the five star’s turn on the Xianzhou. And I’m sure I mentioned it before but the trio’s voice actors are all so talented and completely nailed these two story patches. The emotions are perfect.

WHAT IF I CRIED HUH?? Is that what Hoyo wants? For me to become a sobbing mess after thinking Jiaoqiu healed perfectly fine?? AAAaahh.. I’m not entirely sure if the blindness is a result of Hoolay’s attack or a side effect of the poison Jiaoqiu drank, but either way I’m so incredibly sad. Our handsome foxian has already been through hell from being Hoolay’s hostage, did we really need to take away his eyesight too?? Man.. if anything, I will say it was clever of Hoyo to make the one character who always has his eyes closed end up blind because then they wouldn’t have to change up his model at all. It might seem off-putting whenever people use his ultimate and see his eyes now though. Aah, his pretty golden eyes.. I’ll admit that they did seem a bit dull during that one scene of him all slashed up and bloody on the floor, but I didn’t think it was anything serious. More like it was an art style choice and he was so worn out from the attack and knocking at death’s door.

Tell me why I don’t believe his smile and that’s he’s only saying such a thing so Feixiao doesn’t bury herself under all the guilt she feels. Looking back now though, I can appreciate the subtle hints about his condition before Feixiao revealed it. I remember Jiaoqiu mentioning how he recognized the sound of Feixiao’s footsteps when she approached him, so pair that with how the game framed his face before in the previous shots where his eyes weren’t visible and yeah.. smart moves. Sigh.. he once left his role as a military healer to prevent himself from watching more people rush towards their death and now he’s not gonna see much of anything.

Bruh.. he faced the foxian’s worst enemy, got taken hostage by them, watched people die in front of him, got seriously attacked and purposefully drank poison at some point, yet despite all that trauma, he solely cares about how Feixiao is feeling? GOD HELP ME he’s too precious and sweet! I adore him so much and his devotion to her has me so giddy and weak. In a shipping context or not I fucking I love the bond these two have y’all.

I mean.. I guess? In exchange for losing his sight, Hoolay was definitely defeated, which grants all the foxians a big sigh of relief to finally be rid of the monster that haunted them and treated them as slaves for centuries.

More importantly than that (to me at least) is knowing that Feixiao’s moon rage was actually taken care of. Part of his ‘About Feixiao’ voice line is “I cannot leave this world before she's cured” and our man really kept his promise. I wish he didn’t have to go through such extremes to achieve one of his biggest goals in life but hey, if Jiaoqiu says he’s fine, I’ll choose to believe him. Just a little bit.

The way Moze was here the entire time and he didn’t even know… aaahh. Considering Moze was here way before Feixiao first showed up, he probably moves too quietly for Jiaoqiu to even hear him. I wanna bet that Moze left the Alchemy Commission after Jiaoqiu did just to make sure the guy didn’t get himself lost or walk into any danger.

I fucking hope they can find someone to help him! Also, I absolutely LOVE that it’s her now making a promise to find a way to heal him! All those years of Jiaoqiu stressing about finding a cure for her moon rage and Feixiao gets the chance to pay back all his efforts. Kinda surprised that Bailu couldn’t do anything about Jiaoqiu’s sight, but perhaps she doesn’t know how to or isn’t strong enough for such a thing yet? Not even Lingsha could’ve helped I guess. Who knows.

Ma’am.. I love each and every little thing about you, but can you relax? Please?? You just snuck out of the Alchemy Commission, which means you probably aren’t even full healed yet, and we’re already chatting about rushing into more battles? How about we take a break for a little bit and go enjoy the real Wardance. Sound good?

Me and Jiaoqiu sharing exactly one brain cell.

Just hearing her say “wildfire” made me miss our favorite Underworlders even more. At least we’ll get to see a whole bunch of Luka during the Wardance event.

Ah, even more name drops to taunt my hopes with. I’m still bitter we were teased with Jingliu’s return. Speaking of a certain blonde man though, can we ask him to cure Jiaoqiu’s eyes? We don’t exactly how skilled Luocha is with healing since everything about him is a giant mystery, but I think it would be a nice reason to bring him back, if only for a moment. I know he’s still locked up but whomever does eventually heal Jiaoqiu will be put on my good side.

Well, at least we finally get an idea of what our “traveling merchant” has been carrying in that coffin of his.

Having the Swarm be mentioned right before Ruan Mei.. oh dear. What kind of chaos are we in for next time there’s a mission on these ships.

Now then, I know our mad scientist was mentioned at the very beginning of the quest by Himeko regarding some fossils, then again once more towards the middle by Feixiao when she was chatting with Yukong about how the Verdant Knights found the wreckage of Whistling Flames ship, so that of course got my hopes up that we might finally learn more about Tingyun.. but I wasn’t expecting to hear her speak!! Thank heavens she’s actually alive! Whether by chance or because Ruan Mei has already.. you know, used her as a test subject, who knows. I’m leaning towards the latter option personally but regardless! I’m so thrilled for her! I’m not even that big of a Tingyun fan but my mouth was literally hung open in a huge grin when I heard her voice again. I can’t imagine how her voice actors must’ve felt being called back after so long in to give just a single line for this character again after what happened during the main story.

Speaking of powerful one liners, Feixiao receives a second one about Jiaoqiu after you complete the entire mission. Ain’t that grand.

Behold! I’m finally done with all this rambling and I can finally start the Wardance event! I’ve already seen some characters and cutscenes that I’m excited to learn more about. I do enjoy Luka but hopefully I can just breeze through it and not take an abundant amount of screenshots this time.

[lyyricreads]

hello tumblr! back at it again with the gravity falls theorism decoding nerd geek combo!

cw!! potential spoilers?

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”you are now twenty-one grams lighter.”

”this contract is legal and binding. we reserve the right to use your likeliness, face, voice, and small town pluck in whatever nefarious manner is deemed necessary. your soulmate will not recognize you and will walk right past you on a cold autumn day, never making eye contact.. not even processing that you have eyes at all. no amount of interaction will move them to a place where they can remember. in lifelines you have closed spent together each time choosing whatever [???] closest like otters holding hands in a tumultuous river. you were birds. you were trees with roots entangled drinking in the sunlight together. wherever we go next, whatever you choose, I will always be right there with you.

that's done.

buddy congratulations, you have chosen bill instead!

mcdonalds reserves the right to put a giant yellow 'M' on your torso and send you walking around a crowded times square while you scream: ”THE FRIES, THEY DEGRADE IN NATURE. IT'S AN IMMORTAL FOOD!!”

”[there/they] will be landfills long past our deaths. good god, the things I've seen. ..who am I? im bills previous lawyer. He put my soul into a quill pen so I can write his legal documents until the sun snuffs out like a candle in this sick universe. I used to be so hot; I was so fine .. now, im fine print. speaking of which, ... ”

”bill reserves the right to put your soul into a:: inanimate object, a strange creature, a concept, a sentence, a [???] but rustic mason jar with wildflowers in it.”

”if at any point you wish to have visitation rights with your soul... you will be swiftly denied unless you had a cool day planned for the both of you, then bill might want to come along. by signing this document, you forfeit any right to eating soul food.”

”it will turn to ash on your mouth. a fitting punishment for a fool who squandered the only truth gift life owes you.”

bill reserves the right to dress your soul however he seems necessary, especially if your soul was a nerd before acquisition. your soul may become fractured and placed into different objects, this has no purpose and will not resurrect you if you die. signee has forfeited all rights to any [???] including but not limited to:: heaven, hell, purgatory, bug corner, [???] state, the dream house[?], [???], reincarnation processing center, axolotl tank, ant consequences, hole signee can can no longer board the train, and is advised to discard all bell bottoms. signee can no longer have a puppy as a best friend (they can sense what is gone.) cats are [???] [???] may experience occasional [???] possessions [???] [???] the [???] [???] the [???] [???] son on [???] [???] the [???] ant other [???].”

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and yeah! that's it. condolences to my neck, brain, light bill, and eyes. I unfortunately fully committed to translating what I was able to decipher. I definitely did infact try my best, so if there are any mistakes or errors, please lmk!

[aspiratadinferos]

Hii! I’m Charlie (I also go by Less, Rust, and Aspire). I’m 21 years old (April 7th), I usually go by she/her, I live in PST time zone, and I like the band Ghost a little too much.

You might know me as ‘that one Father Jim account’ or ‘that person that headcanons Chain to be schizophrenic’ and yeah, that’s me! Hello there! I run a bunch of ask/roleplay accounts because it’s fun :)

MORE ABOUT ME

-I really don’t care what you call me. I truly don’t care if you call me ‘shithead’ or something. I go by any normative pronouns, you can go ahead and mirror your pronouns if you’d like.

-I tend to ‘go with the flow’ when it comes to stuff. I hate arguing, anything that is easier and morally right is something I agree with. I will try to stay out and/or end arguments when I see them, but I will step in if you’re hurting one of my friends.

-I’m an INFP-T which lowkey explains a lot. I think a lot more than I act/speak. I see everything you send to me, I just don’t really know how to respond haha. Despite what you may see, I am pretty antisocial/a little too quiet, so I will go hours without responding to something (but you’ll see me liking posts and reblogging. It just means that I don’t want to write or say anything atm.)

-I am too empathetic, an overthinker, and an over-explainer, so please use tone tags when needed, and be truthful about them! I hate hurting you all, so please be blunt with me. If I say something mean or I’m hurting you, please just tell me because then I have a chance to fix it.

BOUNDARIES

-I am not afraid to hit the block button if you make me uncomfortable. I have a wife, but we don’t mind JOKING flirting. Please do NOT be weird with me when I’m out of character/not in character on my roleplay blogs, I get uncomfortable easily even if I don’t act like it.

-I’m not going to tolerate weird sex offender kinks (rape, pedophilia, incest, etc) if I see you posting anything like that I will block you.

-No homophobia, transphobia, fatphobia, racism, trump supporting, nazi/fascism, ANY of that. If I see you posting that and interacting with me I WILL block you.

-Please don’t vent in my inbox/dms. It hurts to say this, but it really makes me uncomfortable and I don’t know how to respond. I try my best, but I hate making people upset so it’s likely I just won’t reply. I don’t mind giving advice but please do not vent.

-Let’s keep this positive, alr?

MY BUDDIES <3

- @/puuuders (chaos as a person)

- @/ask-frater-imperator (just a chill guy)

- @/zenitheternal (chronically online)

- @/moongoddesssimp (𝒻𝓇ℯ𝒶𝓀𝓎)

- @/emo-clown-in-hell (silly)

- @/zombocomme (i can only imagine you in glittery jackets)

- @/mythrite (cheese)

MY OTHER BLOGS

- @frjimdefroque (likes and follows will come from here)

- @chaintheghoul

- @thechromaticghoul

- @sisterjudith

And, I am mod RUST for @everything-ghostrp

I love you all so much. Please stay safe. Cya!

This will be updated eventually.

[chaifootsteps]

So, through the shenanigans of Tumblr, I saw an anon criticizing you years ago for liking Shadowsight and Ashfur... and lmao, got a laugh out of me because yeah. If Shadow being a young adult man is the biggest issue here, oh man.

Bahaha, anyhow, I hope you're doing well and still speaking your truths, fellow citizen of hell!

That one still makes me laugh whenever I think about those two! "There are probably other ships with the same dynamic that are more age-appropiate [SIC], healthy and sensible!"

It's like yeah buddy, I'm sure there are tons of other ships where one character is a literal manipulative ghost whispering poison and lies into the ears of another, but it's also healthy and sensible.

[stari-hun]

Limbus Maxxing

My live rambles on limbus company as I play (I like Mili so imma play for them).

Prologue rambles under the cut

TRUCK KUN?!

Ok Kaalaa Baunaa ass

Oh great so our name is Dante and we just made a pact with some unknown entities who are vaguely ominous and homosexual

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Faust: Wassup dawg ur now leader of the squad

MC: what squad??? WHO ARE YOU???

Faust: Not the people killing you

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OH GOD WHY DOES THE BATTLE MECHANIC LOOK SO SCARY-

Oh god I’m not understanding shit. Can’t wait to overlevel and just be op

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Panther: 0 stars on Yelp, shit theatre kid performance, will not be going back

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Ah yes a clock with a time gimmick very unexpected much wow very woah

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The CG art is so cool, fully how it’s different than the sprites

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MC is fr deciding trust purely off vibe checking people

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MC: why is everyone calling me Dante?

Faust: It’s your name

MC: Nuh uh

Faust, ignoring MC: You’ll get used to it

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Gregor: ay Buddy just to start off with, I’m not judging with anyone’s representation and what they decide to do with their head yk? Your body ur choice

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Mmm delicious immoral actions and expectations from a higher organization in control the group is forced to rely on. I eat it up every time. Constantine would thrive in this world

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Ishmael: All of your introductions are disappointing as hell. You do know this is us introducing ourselves to a superior right? We’re working right now.

Also Ishmael: I’m Ishmael

LIKE LMAOO????? All that and she also gives an informal introduction. Also the similarities in the way the intro cards treat Sinners and how Arcanists are treated in hit game Reverse 1999

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Heathcliff: Yeah I don’t care about trying to please you or fitting in (proceeds to give one of the only proper self introductions)

HELLOOOO???? If he gets angry we contact HR lmaoooo

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Ok Tsukasa move it on

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Ah yes, the token autistic member, I see you Hong Lu

Ignoring that lady-

Ah another autistic, this time one with an unfortunate but definitely gendered name. Love me a character who just wants to do their job then clock out

Oh ew Dante is French /silly

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MC: wow Meursault you’re really one of the polite people here :)

Meursault: This is the normal reaction for this situation

MC: :)

MC’s thoughts: Something’s deeply wrong with him.

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Outis going on this long chuunibiyou like rant to MC while they have no clue what’s going on still

Outis: I vow to serve you with unrivaled devotion, Executive Manager. My blade is yours to wield.

MC: here I thought you’d be one of the normal ones….

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MC: I mean I want my head back but eh….. eH

Vergilius: smh, I tell you to go to hell and you hesitate? Smh.

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Imagine losing ur head and memories and non-binary company takes you, dies, gets revived, and tells you to literally go to hell

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Faust: Ur strategy game is clearly shit so let me tell you how to improve

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Vergilius: enough useless chatter

No???? Knowing how to revive people is actually incredibly useful?? I need to know how to be doing that

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WE HAVE A FUCKING SANITY BAR??? NOOOOOOOOOOO

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Oh god the designated driver is a speed demon-

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Yeah Kagamine Rin, speak ur truth

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Vergilius is such an antiyapper. Get bro some noise cancelling headphones with the way he hates background dialogue

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Charon: Damn. A missed chance to run someone over.

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AYYYYYYY MILI SONGGG WRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Oh damn it really is a bus and not a train- though to be fair it is like the outer look of a train just compressed into one car

[rex101111]

Dual Rulers Episode thoughts....2!! -Much as I kinda dislike the current direction they've taken his character in the Strive Era, Sol's dynamic with Sin is a very solid one. Grumpy old asshole forced to hang out with his literal puppy dog of a grandkid. Very basic but very fun.

Using the Crusades as a relevant point of comparison was a good call, Sol knows the horrors and bloodshed of that era to his bones and can only see it as a screaming nightmare, Sin has grown up hearing about it as some far off time in bedtime stories, both views are not exactly the truth but both come from an honest place.

Also Sin in general is not having a fun time hanging out with his grampa Freddy. He keeps jumping out of airplanes and dragging him along with no parachute. Mom come pick him up he wants to go home.

-Bridget! Bidget! Brisket! Sunshine of our lives here she is! And she's...busking? Actually yeah that would make sense. Seen plenty of those guys doing Yo-Yo tricks. Sure bounty hunting is her main source of income but you gotta supplement that shit. HRT don't come cheap apparently.

-Vernon! Ol' buddy ol' pal how are ya? Not gonna lie I was just really happy to see him again. Dude was the highlight of Strive's main story so he's a champ in my book. Relatedly every time they referenced the Strive Story they do it with some really vague shit. I know the target audience for this show, lore nerds like me, will know what "flying White house" is supposed to mean. But. Like. Some random dude scrolling on Crunchyroll sees this show and clicks on it for nothing better to watch, and they get hit with that lead pipe of a sentence that the show refuses to elaborate or linger on. the Fuck. do you Mean. Flying White House?

-Relatedly related when the narrator went "but that's a story for another day" vis a vis Sol losing his Gear powers I audibly went "THE HELL IT IS! I SPENT LIKE TWO DAYS SHIT POST BLOGGING ABOUT THAT MESS THAT WAS PLENTY ENOUGH FOR ME THANK YOU."

-Unika! Back again on her terrorist shit. Still not much to read on her personality wise but she gets to show off some more of her weird ass powers and attacks. Seemingly mostly magnets and electricity? Electro-magnetism? I dunno but it sure looks cool! Her fight with Sin especially was a highlight, really fun hyper speed bullshit.

-Aaaand rant time! Wow two episodes in a row i have something to rant about at length huh wonder if that'll become a trend anyway how about that "shared vision" scene, huh? Personally I don't buy it.

As in, I don't buy that sort of thing happening with Sin specifically. Like. Okay let's put the jokes aside for a sec Sin ain't stupid, alright? He's not. He's got good instincts and he's got good intuitive thinking if you give him a second to get a running start. But he's not "figure a person's deal just by clashing weapons with them" level, ya know? If it was, say, i dunno, Ky that'd be more believable. Literally spent his whole life fighting and killing and nearly dying he could figure Unika's sad backstory if she had just fought him properly in Illyria for another two minutes.

Also it kinda copes out on us actually getting to hear Unika's deal from Unika, ya know? Like I'm not asking her to spill her guts in episode 2 this isn't Naruto and Sin's Therapy No Jutsu needs more work, but maybe if she said a few words near the end of that fight, about her seeing Sin act the way he does and go "...bet you never had a sad day in your whole damn life, right?" Like she'd be wrong, but the fact that she makes that mistake about Sin would tell us a lot about her character. Of which she has shown very little so far.

Speaking of that fight...

-BAIKEN! SHE IS HERE AND SHE IS KICKING ASS AND SHE IS...already gone wow not even two minutes of screen time I WANT A REFUND ON THIS ANIME I AM TOTALLY PAYING TO WATCH IN A LEGAL WAY. Seriously though the writers seem to just kinda get a very major part of Baiken because what little she has to say is very on brand. Her telling Sin to not bother talking to Unika is right on the money because she knows Unika's deal. She's had this girl pegged from minute one because she spent decades being Unika. This angry ghost that won't listen to anyone until she bleeds the world dry to her satisfaction.

Also her two moves in the Unika fight were so funny. Like Sin is fighting for his fucking life Sol is wheezing in a corner like an old man after a marathon and Baiken just shows up and is like "*chains up your huge weapon* No. No. /Bad./ Bad terrorist. Put that down." and "*blocks your fuck off laser attack with a metal panel* Okay now you're just embarrassing yourself." She's already done with this girl and she hasn't spent a full minute in her presence.

-Also also Sin during that entire fight going "I AM GOING TO HAVE A FUCKING CONVERSATION WITH YOU IF IT KILLS ME DAMN IT!" was. So good actually. That I buy. That is Sin all over.

-RAM AND EL! POWER SISTERS! DO THEY DO ANYTHING!? KICK ASS AND NEARLY KILL A MAN! AWESOME! ANYTHING PLOT RELEVANT!? NO? okay cool moving on have fun hiding the body girls try not to get dirt on your shoes.

-That. That fucking ending man. World's most British man continues to not catch a break. Only Axl, only Axl Low would wake up to that bullshit. God that cracked me up.

tomorrow i'll try for two episodes! don't hold your breath on that one though you'll probably turn blue

[mysteriouspersonrambles]

Live listening to the new Malevolent episode so long post:

Dude fucking medieval Britain being Kayne’s bind spot is so funny - like what a loser

Alexander!!!! My Boy I love you so much

This peace is not going to last

Oh a weaved basket let me guess the village is going to be totally destroyed and that’s what causes the foul taste in the river or the bad river taste came from the witches nest dumping into the river supple

You walk a path with devils- bestie you guys run had fist into the devils on a regular basis don’t act like all those run-ins aren’t your fault

Nooo Yorick - get bagged idiot I suppose

Arthur continues to be the most conspicuous guy of all time. Congrats buddy nobody does it worse than you

Do you still have your lighter remember the magic lighter

Arthur you trespass on the Daily you where a fucking PI dude

Oh never mind Arthur got his spooky sense and being touched by ghosts apparently he truly is beloved

Arthur was a Boy Scout oh man I forgot about that. What a mental image

Oh yeah Arthur’s super dead parents

Oh man friendship let’s go. Wait Arthur what happened with your friend did die or something. Oh who am I kidding it’s malevolent of course he’s dead

Ohh what else is in the pen. Is it bones I hope it’s bones.

Aw boo it’s just a weird figure dudes you guys encounter those things all the time

Bewildered Englishman I love that

Yeah dude he’s different it’s the trauma. Remember he had to eat a man

But your Kayne’s favorite boytoy that should mean something

Dude I hope they run into their other self’s that would be so fucking funny please 🙏 or like a Catbox situation (does anybody get that reference)

Yeah dude fuck the narrative

You might fail but also like you’re the MC’s so plot armor

Huh difficult to see anything else but the fire- this better not be foreshadowing

The Guy is back hell yeah ohhh what a voice

Arthur does not know how the deal with the fay

Arthur this village is fucking dead there is nobody here

Yeah guys this guy has been through some shit

I think he’s warning you dude you know there are monsters about

Yeah dude the Fay the one you don’t know how to handle

I like this guy he speaks in riddles

I this guy talking about the prince or another Arthur or just regular Arthur

Welcoming is a dangerous thing Arthur

Dude not his biggest trauma

This man is not up to date with modern law procedures man

Ohhh spooky ghost man is a story teller

Dude the foul taste in the water

Self hate for the win 🏆

He is the boy’s vengeance

Oh shit was I right or half right but I knew this guy was ghost guy. I think that’s actually so cool

The witches child?? Or Faroe

Arthur these noises are not the ones I would want to hear when talking about children. Like I know you’re morning but the noises man

Good choice Arthur I would want the truth too but it could be something you know but still

That’s so cool that the ghost kids are so powerful good for you ghost kids

Scratch!!!! Or the goat lady the one who was mentioned in the 1st season I can’t spell her name but I was talking about her the other day

Or maybe just another spooky ghost lady either way in hyped

Fuck indeed you just murder one of her kids and she got a good look at you and who you’re traveling with

You can’t destroy the darkness idiot

Oh fuck is Alexander evil please I will cry if he is

You don’t get a weapon you chose a truth

Yeah man you can’t escape the darkness idiot

Is she why Kayne can’t be here. Is Kayne scared of her please that would be so funny

“He is not what he seems” I can’t tell if this is about Yorick or Alexander the owl it could be both but I love them so much.

Also where was Yorick this episode I missed him he’s not evil just kinda dumb and a plotter and he wants a hand of glory but he’s just a little guy

Arthur are you going to sleep on the ground the forest is going to eat you

William aw what happened to him how did he die horribly

I’m sad this episode was a feeler though I’m glad Arthur got a little peace of mind when it came to Faroe. I can’t wait to see the absolute shit show that must be next episode this one was much too fluffy something terrible must be coming.

[dabuerre]

sooo uuhhh... yesterday i finished Maelstrom and i kinda cant believe this shit. if this is how she goes im gonna be really fucking sad. but right now i still hope. like there is so much setup this season for her and they would just do this?? why?? is her destiny to die in a fucking storm? i doubt it, i mean, we are talking about kara fucking thrace lol

ive also seen episodes The Eye of Jupiter, Rapture, Taking a Break from You All, The Woman King, A Day in the Life and Dirty Hands. lemme just quickly scribble down some thoughts

The Eye of Jupiter/Rapture

oh yeah, gaius, hi. no responsiblity guy, im the victim here!! yes you are my little dude. never change. change is for pussies gaius is definitely not the chosen one. its prolly kara i find it funny that Caprica Six already killed two Cylons. she really hates herself huh the nova is fucking sickkk. although i have no idea how a fucking explosion is gonna help you locate something honestly if i was kara i would also hate the destiny bullshit.

Taking a Break from You All

i wonder what the fuck gaius told Gaeta. what is he hiding? do we have another Kat situation on our hands? i loved how Laura gives him the glasses, just how he did to her. the whole "What has happened will happen again". man like, gaius, bro.. i know.. i guess i know that its not in your soul or something bud buddy just say that you fucked up. its not that difficult. like even if you get shoved out the airlock some people might find the truth you speak finally respectful and alteast think of you in your final moments. guess thats not enough. that drug scene is insaneeee Sam please go home. i think its prolly obvious but i really dont like the guy. i mean this guy talks a guy into suicide and then talks the leader of the fucking resistance into killing his own wife. now i know he doesnt say it fully but honestly, doesnt matter to me i hope lee didnt stay with dee because guilt and regret. "i cant do this to her" but you can buddy. staying in this relationship.. idk maaan.

The Woman King

very simple though. Helo fucking rocks.

A Day in the Life

i really hope Adama isnt a Cylon. like maybe the insane mind scenes atleast different. but they play out almost the same as Gaius's. its confusing. the chief saving scene is fucking insane loool i honestly think, even though i would love to see it, there wont be any confirmation about LauraXAdama. very unfortunate. she likes him so muuuch

Dirty Hands

oh yeah this episode is absolutely fucking insane. if i was the chief i would tell the president "i dare you, go visit the fucking ship" cuz the conditions? and knowing that its very possible that for the rest of your life you will be doing only this? sounds like hell to meee gaius please just... go to sleeep or something. you are a coward. an opportunist. i still have hope for you but that hope is being diminished every episode. when i started watching it was at like a 100% for redemption and now its like 15%. cuz i guess its easier for him to think that he didnt do anything wrong than admitting the fact that yeah bro you keep making mistakes and intentionally sabotaging everything you do for fake pussy also, seems like chief took a page from rom. a true union man. Adama is insane though. threatening him with the life of his wife lol

allright now im gonna do The Son Also Rises, gonna write thoughts immediately cuz i hate going back to these episodes and basically rewatching them and remembering what i thought about them. sometimes i just wanna binge and go episode after episode but then these post suck and im not happy with them soo. gonna try something different.