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bumblebeebats · 1 year ago

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"Don't just throw ripped jeans away, you can repair them using these 10 cute Visible Mending techniques!!" unfortunately my friend the first point of failure for every single pair of jeans i have owned in my life has been the Crotch and Ass. Knees: fine, cuffs: fine; but 3 years in, and all that stands between the world and my astronaut-patterned taint is 0.5µm of denim worn so thin that every squat threatens to tear it to shreds like wet toilet paper. If the Tiktok craft community could figure out a way to resurrect jeans afflicted in such a way that doesn't involve adding a whole ass buttpatch like some sort of inverse assless chaps situation then that'd be great

#and yes i have indeed experimented with trying to add invisible patches on the INSIDE of the jean but unfortunately #trying to sew anything to the non-euclidean hellscape that is the crotch area of a pair of pants #inevitably ends up 1. (hand-sewing) puckered as hell or 2. (machine sewing) w me accidentally sewing a leg hole closed 😔

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wtfforged · 2 months ago

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...?! (zsweekd1)

#its 3am of day 2 and posting on time is a scam #hell idek if ill do the rest of the prompts #as per usual. right click open in new tab or ill blowed up #wtf... art #one piece fanart #zoro #roronoa zoro #sanji #black leg sanji #zosan #sanzo #zsweek2024 #zosanweek2024

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splendidfemalelegs · 2 months ago

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These legs will be wrapped around my girl 😍😻

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ruidusnightmare · 5 months ago

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liam and laura's in sync head turn sends me

#critical role spoilers #critical role #matthew mercer #spreading your legs #fearne calloway #bells hells #lmaooooooo #i laughed way too hard at this

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ironlegend27 · 1 year ago

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Natalie Portman

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keferon · 7 months ago

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......So originally I wanted to make just a sketch of the hug scene but mhmgkhllgkh here we are haha

Based on Mistakes on mistakes until

+ close ups of their eyes because I sprinkled them with the tiny extra details

#maccadam #transformers #fic fanart #momu fanart #jazz #prowl #jazzprowl #their proportion are kinda wOooOOouuUughhHH~~#*proportions #but I don't care honestly #my leg was driving me crazy I just tried to distract myself #also I originally wanted to give Jazz red eyes #but color theory wasn't color theoring #anyway I still like this piece~#the point was to emphasize that Prowl is the one who initiates the hug #but also show that Jazz is immediately like..oh hell yeah physical affection #words aren't wording today....

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nice-hills · 22 days ago

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#sexy chick #sexy pose #so hot and sexy #beauttiful girls #bikni girls #nice and tight #nice tiitted girl #hot as hell #sexy and beautiful #so hot 🔥🔥🔥#nice hills #legs #great legs #hot pics #sexy bikni

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littlelilaclina · 3 months ago

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“you only live once, eat what you want!” why would i live my one life fat..?

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nikkinelson1313 · 19 days ago

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come on

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ironlegend27 · 1 year ago

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Elizabeth Olsen

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pyr0frnzy · 6 months ago

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(PRETTY PLEASE READ FROM RIGHT TO LEFT…)

Luffy Zoro Sanji and Usopp if they ever all went on a waterslide together…

#one piece #art #usopp #black leg sanji #sanji #roronoa zoro #trans zoro #monkey d. luffy #god usopp #digital art #fanart #comic #mini comic #fan comic #it’s just them being silly #this is based on a tiktok if you know which one i’m references then you are so cool #just imagine all of them in a water park together #theyre so getting banned omg #also trying to figure out what the hell the ship name btwn all of them is but i’m blanking…

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wardingshout · 1 year ago

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Zelda goes mushroom girl

#tloz #a link to the past #zelda #link #my art #I was happy with that first one but for some reason decided it still needed a companion piece so I spent way too long on that second one...#I don't think there was any time during the progress where I was happy with it but hfduhdfu at least I got to Attempt drawing moss hell yea #I also at some point sat in Pyu's art stream and said I enjoy drawing legs As I was being murdered by the infamously impossibe (imo) squat.#it's ok I had fun !! but I need to learn how to let doodles be doodles or I'll never finish stuff at this rate dfsuhfd #if everything in my tloz tag looks like it was drawn by different people uuuh 2023 was art crisis year ngl......#I'm falling back into my old ways rn though #anyway I think about these two a lot I think they're both stone faced and awkward ppl in different ways but they try rly hard to be friends #like I like to think it starts out so incredibly awkward and a bit sad bc they keep stepping over each other's toes accidentally the harder #they try but idk they find comfy middle ground idk in my brain they have a very interesting friendship I wanna get around to drawing it #in a proper way that might make sense....#if I don't write 200 tags I will die maybe it's bc I grew up on dA or smth #and yes I know how to find 1 (one) type of mushroom /I/ am not mushroom girl unfortunately smh

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splendidfemalelegs · 2 months ago

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Little sexy black number 👌🏽😍😻

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bunnieswithknives · 6 months ago

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AU based off Nature except I kept thinking about it too hard. Dales not a good dad, but its such an easy problem for him to throw money at, and what do you do when a part is damaged? Well, you replace it.

Basically an AU where Dev gets to experience medical trauma and realizes much sooner how much his dad doesn't love him

#I have IDEASSSS #but only if people are interested #fop #fairly oddparents #dev dimmadome #dale dimmadome #fop dev #fop dale #fairly oddparents a new wish #fop a new wish #fop nature au #moral orel nature #hurt no comfort #blood #child abuse #child neglect #medical trauma #implied gun violence #Dev only gets a week or two off school because his dad doesn't want people to think anythings wrong #Dale doesn't care thattt much about public optics but people knowing you permanently disabled your son is absolutely not good for business #Dev hates the leg and keeps it as hidden as possible #as far as anyone else knows he just took a week long vacation and came back lazier and crabbier than ever #Dale did it out of his own sick kind of love but to Dev its just a reminder of how replaceable his dad sees him.#just the same as any other of his machines #The doodle in the corner is Dev coming into his own a bit more. He stops trying to look like his dad #Did you know Dev and Dale have naturally curly hair?? They just hair gel it to all hell #I think in this timeline Hazel shows up pretty soon after he returns to school so the accident is pretty fresh #art #digital art #fanart

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thegoddessvanessa · 7 months ago

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Monstrous high heels 👠

#legs and heels #high hells #hot content #big bootie #phat ass white girl #curvy girls #curvy brunette #big juicy ass #phat butt #chanel woodruff #dark art #fish net #black outfit #curvy body #big round butt #gorgeous #amazing butt #amazing curves

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