That deal with the devil/fae post where they want the summoner's first born in exchange, and the summoner goes "ok when do we start" BUT STEDDIE WITH STEVIE
She hasn't given up on that 6 nuggets dream but it's became quadruple hard now that she's transitioning, both because of dating and the technical stuff. So she figures, I'll ask a magical being for the right plumbing and it'll all be smooth(er) sailing from there.
Eddie the Banished is the demon, and he's like "of course sweetheart, but I get dibs on the first off spring".
And Stevie gets all red and stuttery at first but she is desperate and she figures, the sooner the better, and since he's already here and offering, she asks "Would you want to do all six?"
what do you mean my strap ´isn´t a real dick´?? im gonna shove you to the floor and rock this fuckin strap into your dumb mutt cunt and knock you up with it before you wanna say it isnt real again
very silly christmas concept, but crowley makes you play the role of santa so that you can visit all of the dorms and spread holiday cheer. the only burden/blessing is that everyone thinks you're their gift instead of the actual gifts you've brought. >_<