#hehe silly grandpa man

[f0xgl0v3]

I LOVE SIMON FAIRCHILD WHY IS HE SUCH A FUNNY GRANDPA MAN I FEEL LIKE HE WOULD HAVE THE WATER FLOWER TRICK AND THEN LAUGH AS I FELL FOR IT AND THEN WOULD HAVE ICE CREAM

Uh, I got to his episode :3 he is a horrible man who brings fear to everyone except I also think he is silly. Nothing will ever change here at ‘Characters that Kleos latches onto’inc.

[shunin-gumis]

Designs of Happiness - Track B01

L4mps Main Story Translation

Title: ep[1] flowers for?

Characters: Toi, Ryui

Summary: Toi and Ryui are making a bouquet for some reason.

Thank you myun @/myuntachis, Niri @/Niri_riri and Dimi @/taatsums for helping me with proofing!

Location: Flower Laundry

Toi: Hmm…

Ryui: …Picked your flowers yet? If you can’t decide, I’ll choose them for you, so don’t hesitate to ask.

Toi: Thank you, Ani-sama. But I’m sure it’s best if I pick something by myself, right…? 

Ryui: …Right. I’m sure that’s what he’d prefer too.

Toi: Did you already decide what you’re going with?

Ryui: Yeah. We’ll practice making the bouquet when you’re ready.

Toi: Got it, I should hurry and make up my mind.

Ryui: Don’t worry, take your time. 

Toi: Okay… 

Toi: Ani-sama, don’t leave me behind, okay?

Ryui: Don’t be silly. Of course I’ll never leave you behind. 

Toi: …Okay. 

Ryui: …… 

Toi: …… 

Ryui: Toi.

Toi: Yes?

*Ryui hugs Toi*

Toi: Wah… What’s wrong, Ani-sama…?

Ryui: You looked like you wanted a hug… Am I wrong?

Toi: …Hehe.

Toi: No, you’re right. You always know exactly what I want. 

Ryui: Of course I do. We’re two halves of the same whole, after all. 

Toi: Ah…! 

Ryui: Mm? 

Toi: I think… I’ll pick this flower. It caught my eye just now. 

Ryui: It’s very you. I’m sure he’d be happy with it. 

Toi: Yes… It’d be great if it cheers him up, even just a little. 

Ryui: Aight. Let’s try our hand at making a bouquet for when the time comes.

Toi: Ani-sama, do you have scissors?

Ryui: How about I cut it for you? I’m worried you’ll hurt yourself.

Toi: I can do that much! …See!

*snipping sounds*

Ryui: Yep, a natural at handling scissors too.

Toi: Ehehe.

Toi: …… 

Ryui: …… 

Ryui: Hey, Toi… Remember the scissors we got back when we started elementary school? The yellow-green ones. 

Toi: I do! That takes me back… Even though we’d bought them separately, we ended up getting the exact same ones. 

Ryui: Right, right. 

Toi: The teacher put stickers with our names on them so we wouldn’t get confused over which one belonged to whom… 

Ryui: And then you ripped it off, saying we didn’t need it. 

Toi: You did too! At the same time, even.

Ryui: That I did… 

Toi: We’ve always been together, picking the same things, living through the same time… 

Toi: Whenever I got hurt, you’d also have an injury in the same place. When I thought about calling you, you’d call me right then instead. We’ve always matched. 

Ryui: And when we got in the bath, not even our old man could tell us apart. 

Toi: They always relied on the color of our clothes to figure out who’s who. So we’d prank them by swapping places often. 

Ryui: …Right. 

Toi: (We’ve always matched, ever since the moment we were born. Before I met Aa-chama, even the color of our hair was the same.) 

Toi: I’m so glad we’re twins. 

Ryui: Same. Can’t even imagine what being born alone must be like. 

Toi: …… 

Ryui: Here, you want me to hold this down so you can tie the ribbon, right? 

Toi: Yes, thank you. 

Toi: Hmm, I can’t get it right… It keeps coming apart… 

Ryui: Try tying it a little tighter? 

Toi: Okay, I’ll try that now… 

Ryui: …… 

Toi: …… 

Toi: (Ani-sama… If I could live a long life, unlike Dad, do you think we’d match even when we’re old grandpas?) 

Toi: (I wonder if that’s something you’d also wish for.) 

Toi: (I want to keep matching with you forever.) 

Ryui: Hm? Did you say something? 

Toi: Nope! It’s nothing. 

Ryui: Now I’m curious. Tell me. 

Toi: It’s okay, I’m not thinking about it anymore. 

Ryui: …… 

Ryui: (It’s been a couple weeks since we came back from Hakodate.) 

Ryui: (We were working on prep for the First Tour and whatnot when that guy just up and vanished… A lot of stuff has happened since then.)

Ryui: (Toi must’ve been feeling uneasy, wondering if I’ll leave him all alone back with the Shiramitsu family.)

Ryui: (There’s no way I’d let that happen. We’ll always be together, as long as he wishes for it.)

Toi: Oh, I think I’m getting better at tying the ribbon…!

Ryui: I’ll hold down the knot, so tie it one more time.

Toi: Mm… Like this… 

Ryui: …I think that’s the wrong kinda knot. 

Toi: Oh no, you’re right! Gotta redo it… wait, huh…? 

Toi: I keep getting it wrong… 

Ryui: It’s all the ribbon’s fault. Let me at it, I’ll wrangle it into submission. 

Ryui: …There, that’ll do it. 

Toi: As expected of Ani-sama… What a pretty butterfly knot! 

Ryui: I‘m pretty good, right? I think I do a better job than a certain florist. 

Toi: Ehehe, yay! 

Ryui: Guess I’ll tie this one off too. 

Toi: Using dry flowers in your bouquet really shows off your great taste, I think it looks wonderful.

Ryui: This one’s just for practice, but when I get better at it, I’ll give you one too. A much better one. 

Toi: Really? I’d love that! Should I keep it in my room, or use it to decorate the shop… 

Ryui: …Looks like you’re feeling a little better. I’m glad. 

Toi: Yep! Thank you as always, Ani-sama… Let’s make the best bouquet ever for the real deal.

Toi: So that we can express how truly sorry we are to him… 

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[jazzjlan]

ok look, this has been scratching my brain the past few days and i had to let it out, fair warning though it's not THAT shocking it just fascinates me and i was going insane as the damn linebeck stan i am

midway through this blog i just checked the zelda wiki and hyrule historia again and found out 100 years passed since then, so just a small warning this is all BEFORE i found out about the 100 year gap between the games, and theory's rather going with the more "logical" 70-80 years

This is basically related to Phantom Hourglass and Spirit Tracks, and specifically Linebeck himself. Based on some rambles of mine one random night at 4 am, with no prior research but facts from Hyrule Historia, and autism.

In Spirit Tracks, you come across Linebeck III, who looks very similar to Linebeck himself from Phantom Hourglass. He gives you a letter from his grandpa, which is signed "Linebeck Senior". Initially I thought; "Is his grandpa Linebeck's father? Is Linebeck this guy's dad, then?" But turns out I was wrong.

I was reading Hyrule Historia the other day (i have the french version, hence the french screenshot underneath) and it says that Linebeck III is not only Linebeck's descendant as mentioned in-game but also his grandson. Therefore, Linebeck Senior is in fact the guy we all know (and love) from Phantom Hourglass.

don't worry, i got you covered, put a translation at the top as well

But then I was confused. I asked myself; "Wait, how did Linebeck ALREADY have a grandson???"

Putting Linebeck aside, if we pay close attention to Niko, the silly hehe pirate from Tetra's crew who appeared since Wind Waker, we notice that he's aged up, from possibly a child/teen to a grandpa. I'd like to pretend Niko's around 14-15 during TWW and PH.

So if we think about it, a lot of time has passed since the events of Phantom Hourglass, let's say 70-80 years. we love you grandpa niko

Anyway, going back to Linebeck, let's say he's in his 40s, and so is Linebeck III (maybe younger, he seems like it), and if we still say that the average human life expectancy is 80 years, that means Linebeck III is born when his father's the same age, being 30-40 years old.

If we take this same pattern with Linebeck (Senior) and his child (Linebeck II), that means...

Linebeck's a father during the events of Phantom Hourglass???

i'm honestly shook over this fact idk why. it's just so funny to me to think of linebeck as a dad, seeing his personality and the way he acts and so on. i just always see him as some bitchless pathetic stinky garbage man LMAO

With whom did he even have this child? Jolene? Who knows?

Personally, I just think it's funny to think of Jolene's being after Linebeck's ass because of that child he possibly abandoned. But that's not the canon reason why she's after him, that being just pure revenge.

honestly i'd like to think of it like that it's just hilarious like "LINEBECK FOR FUCKS SAKE WHERES THE CHILD SUPPORT"

However, if we delve into the more canon timeline, being ST happening 100 years after PH, that would mean that Linebeck possibly had his child after finding land, by the end of PH. It's either that, or he could just be much older than I thought (like, maybe 60?) and he's already had his child.

and niko's old as fuck and somehow still thriving

wild

thanks for listening to my rambles baibaiii

[vendetta-if]

Ash: First girl/boy, best girl/boy. Been there, done that. Will do again though, I'm a sucker for tropes.

Rin: Ice Queen no matter the gender. Will continue to flirt, and not just MC wants to mess with their old man a little bit.

Skylar: Goodie two-shoes, must (and will) corrupt. Also must (and will) smooch and every opportunity.

All fine and excellent RO's in their own rights. 10/10 would pick them all again.

But Santana...

Santana is the afformentioned BBG.

They are the kicked puppy you apologize to for two weeks straight, because you didn't watch where you were going.

They are the poorest little meow meow, that you want to cuddle with and coo at.

They are the mascot the DnD party picks up in session two, and who they swear bloody retribution for when they're grieviously hurt in session twelve.

They are the spirit animal of 90's kids. Embodiying unrestrained world weariness.

They are the emotional support gremlin in desperate need of emotional support.

In other words, everybody in the poll is sleeping. Full-on anesthetized 'snork mimimi' sleeping.

Since they wouldn't accept it as a gift, my MC would set up and then blatantly and unashamedly rig a sweepstake to give Santana a new car. A new car that would say: I don't care about gas prices. I'll drive ten miles to the gallon anyway.

But Santana wouldn't have to worry about something silly as that. MC would also include a lifetime guarantee on access to maintainance and petrol.

...

Now, in case it wasn't glaringly obvious, I like Santana. And I believe more people should.

Thank you for reading my stupidity.

Those Santana descriptions… 😩😙👌🏻 I feel like this is how most of you guys see Santana:

Also, unashamedly rigged a sweepstake 😂 YES 👏

MC: “Santana! Please, fill this in!” [slams a sweepstake form on the desk]

Santana: “Huh? A sweepstake? To win a… Bugatti? MC… You know the chance of me winning this is like… less than one percent, right? Not to mention with my luck…” [mumbles]

MC: “Oh.. I know the chances, alright… 😏 But, I’ve got a good feeling about this one! Trust me! Picture it: You rolling in with your new Bugatti! It would put Chief Anand’s BMW to shame! 😎”

Santana: “Hmm… 🤔 That’s indeed a good image….”

MC: “C’mon, just fill it in. It won’t hurt and you won’t lose anything!”

Santana: [sighs] “Fine, fine…” [fills in the form] “There you go—”

MC: “Thank you! Hehe…” [snatches the form and bolts away]

Also, MC convincing Luka and Grandpa to buy or at least become a major shareholder in a petrol company so Santana can get lifetime free petrol 💀

[mr-wonder]

“ Well good morning to you too, sweetheart! Do you need something, son? “

Yea I made a grandpa blog /silly

Mostly for my Susie blog, and some friends blog ( @housebound-hermit + @secretmailservice ! Hehe)

Will be very headcannon based!

My main is @clownazon <3

Adam Bernard Wonder is a man entering his late 80s, he used to be the towns mailman in the 50s and retired in 90s to 2000s!

He had his son James Wonder, who then went on to get married to Sylvia and have his two grand kids Susana (Susie) and William! He adores them to bits and pieces, and often looks over them as their guardian, though as of recent, he’s been trusting Marco Garcia too.

His wife passed away shortly after James was born, and he’s been hesitant to love again.. though he’s been getting a bit close to the towns Priest and the towns local Hermit /silly

Absolutely no terfs, pedos, racists — all that stuff. Gtfo ❤️ grandpas place is a safe place damnit

Have fun!

OCs are allowed (wonder is shipped with a friends OC after all) !

And yea🩷❤️ go wild!

[urbuddynova]

Another SCP poll cause Hehe!

Got back some motivation to draw more scps. GUYS IF YOU CHOOSE BIRD MAN AND THAT STUPID MASK AGAIN I WILL CRY I SWEAR-

OK- I put some more familiar faces this time....and scp 5031 because i love them :) I wanted to add our distinguished gentleman SCP 1867 but only one person chose him last time :(

[hballegro]

chapter 8. the biggie. part 1.

it is now i reveal a terrible secret to you all;

you can ctrl+f this chapter and compare it to If-- by Rudyard Kipling. and you will find that every god damn word in that stupid poem appears at least once. there are also a few paraphrased lines in there that you might notice.

WHY???

[i am very bad when it comes to gaging ppl's knowledge of poems i think everyone already knows, so yeah, the poem they're sharing is If- by Rudyard Kipling. easy for me to recognize personally because my mom memorized it all in school and would say it to me sometimes]

this process included me writing the whole thing out by hand, ctrl + f for all of the words, highlighting the ones that i had yet to use, and then keeping the list next to me while editing the first draft

and if you didnt notice this fact at all. that means i did a GOOD JOB!! cause its SUPPOSED TO BLEND IN SEAMLESSLY!!

yknow. its the moment hawkeye fell head-over-heels. and bj too, maybe. so ofc i had to include it in the chapter where they finally Kiss. they havent worked it all out yet yeah but. cmon. i cant just not. my options were to either have one of them reference it directly [im bad at that, and would be ham-fisted], or do this insane strat. and i picked the worst option. fuckin Knaves i hate you rudyard kipling for this and other reasons

also; shouted out in the ao3 endnotes but ill do it here to all sneaky-like, shout out to serpercival for both motivating me to put trapper in this chapter via loving the guy a lot and for letting me use their marvelous brain to pick out some subtle nods to Trapper John MD. i dont wanna @ people but hehe i can still link their page >:]

anyway: the painting peg talks abt being erin's favourite is California Spring, as she says, and here it is

folks i can finally use this meme i made back before i even finished chapter 4

shoutout to this video for being great to have in the bg underneath my sad love music to really set the scene. Loon moment

if you liked how papa Daniel Pierce acted in this, good! hes based off my childhood best friend's mom! she was very intimidating and always had this serious look on her face but the very first time i went over to their house she went 'psst. [best friend]. hball. come over here my husband is gonna come up the stairs and you should jump out and scare him' within the first 20 minutes!!

so basically hes stern/serious/intimidating [formal letters, the kind of man to not want to worry his son, idk just feels right] but goofy as shit and its all a facade [had hawkeye so he gotta be a lil silly, dinner table talk in Sons and Bowlers]

if you liked how i described hawkeye's childhood home GOOD!! i was describing my grandmother's house the whole time and you didnt even know. that ugly sofa is a thing my grandpa did. get pranked. always draw on experience when possible folks

i plan to have the next chapter out two days from now. THREE at the LATEST. and tomorrow i plan to publish the next Operating in Limbo chapter ~sometime~ before midnight [my time. central time.], or like 1am at the latest since i can stay up late tomorrow. unless the Troubles.

reward for scrolling this far; my saga of proto-names being shit like 'ooga booga' continues in the form of this being the working title for the Big Conversation chapter;

[anachronistic-falsehood]

ok ok ok ok farmer mackerel infodump incoming. u asked for this !!!!!!!

i think! if i were to turn him into a full oc i would change the stardew backstory a little bit. instead of grandpa passing the farm down 2 him. i think his grandpa was really good old time buddies with Willy . after grandpa dies and mackerel goes through his whole career crisis thing he realizes that the happiest he's been was with his grandpa and his old fishing buddies out on the water !!! so he moves to sdv to become willys apprentice :]

he is somewhat awkward in social situations 1) because hes more of a "i belong out in nature" type of guy and also 2) his best friends are old men so i think hes like. 25 but speaks like hes 87. picked up all the old man lingo. this bitch speaks like if jake english was a fisherman !!!

u know all those memes that are like "i say 'morning' because if it were a good morning id be fishing" or wait i just googled funny fishing shirts and this one popped up im crying. he wears this into harveys office one morning probably

ANYWAY. U KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

uhhhh what else what else. feral behavior he eats seaweed and algae fresh off the hook ive said this before. he probably chews on stuff hes not supposed to a lot. i accidentally befriended haley really fast this playthrough without meaning to so i think it would be funny if she was like his wingman. babygirl you cant go on a date wearing your smelly waders let me find you a real outfit. she probably picked out his tux for the wedding HFBDJSNS

hes kinda no thoughts head empty i think. nothing in his head but air and love and bait worms. tilts his head like a puppy when hes confused. not necessarily stupid but just like.... clueless

OH ALSO hes got a big water dog. somethin like a chesapeake bay retriever (idk the dog i picked in the beginning looked like this and i googled good fishing dogs and these guys came up so. perfect)

I THINK THATS ALL THE IDEAS I HAVE RN . lmk if u want anything else hehe

NODDING FURIOUSLY TAKING NOTES THANK U MAC. jake english but as a fisherman I LOVE THAT <3 i love mackerel he's just a silly lil guy!!! ik we're not in multiplayer or anything but i gotta make the lore make sense so im gonna canonically say for the sake of the fic that our grandpas owned the farm together and now brandy and mackerel moved in and kinda split the property in half 2 do our own shit on our own farms but we're still besties and share a lot of the stuff we grow. like neighbors!! also i like 2 think we were coworkers at our shitty jobs before moving together. LOVE that ur friends w all the old men and then there's haley. the token gen z givin u fashion advice <3 girl who hates being dirty and smelly is besties w the feral fisherman!!! most unlikely friends thats so fun i love it <3 thank u mac i love ur little farmer guy i am holdin him gently in my hands like a baby hampter

[softxsuki]

hii! i hope you're eating and hydrating well! I'd like to join the match-up event please.

she/her, fandom: tokyo revengers, romantic match-up with a male character, I am intp, gemini. i don't really have a type, but for some reason I have a crazy thing for bloodied knuckles. the character is preferably would be understanding, supporting, teasing and funny (maybe even soft??). i am kinda shy, but also silly and easy going (if you can say it like that lol), kind (i think), and a little bit of a troublemaker, always looking for an adventure hehe. my hobbies are reading (fiction/scifi), scrapbook, baking... I love listening to music (any kind), im learning to play electric guitar, and im doing wrestling for like 4 years (brazilian jiu-jitsu yeah I can fight >:)). I'm currently in high school, I enjoy taking long walks and skateboarding (that's how I get to school and back). big spoon!! i love chocolate and mochi.. that's pretty much it

for the scenario, probably something like fluffy ditching school with the character during the lunch break and going to a park instead (with all the kisses and hand holding stuff). thank you very much, have a nice day!!

1000 Follower Event Matchup #29

This event is CLOSED. You can view the event masterlist here.

Note: Hi hi! Hope you enjoy! Sorry for the long wait (hopefully you haven't unfollowed yet 😭)

I match you with: MIKEY

Runner-up is: Baji

Mikey:

Oh he has bloody knuckles all right

Especially when those dark impulses kick in

Mikey’s only soft spot is you, after everything he’s been through, you’re the last string of sanity he has left

He’s his old self whenever it’s just the two of you, making you laugh and teasing you endlessly to see the way you react

Mikey is supportive in everything you do and will do everything in his power to help you achieve your goals

Knowing you can fight and fend for yourself if a relief for Mikey, but that doesn’t mean he won’t be any less protective over you

Double trouble duo over here, he’d never deny a chance to cause trouble with you, though he’s willing to take the fall for it all if you’re both ever caught 

When he isn’t doing gang business, he invites you to his grandpa’s place and you both bake together, getting flour on his nose…it gets very messy but it’s full of cute moments and Mikey even licks frosting off your cheek (he totally didn’t put it there on purpose)

Also would enjoy being the little spoon :D

Ditching school with Mikey?

He’s down

I don’t even think this man has shown up for even half his classes anyway 💀

But he’s ready to pick you up from your classroom; I swear he just bursts in, takes your hand and drags you out mid-class and your teacher is just like ????

I know you mentioned ditching during lunch break, but nah, he’s not waiting for your lunch break lol

He already has your skateboard and he has a bicycle as you ride to the park, getting some of your fav foods along the way and eating them together

Insists on feeding you

Swinging on the swings together while hold hands

Kissing under the playground set (no kids around thankfully)

It’s just a cute afternoon together

EVENT REQUESTS ARE CLOSED

REGULAR REQUESTS ARE OPEN

Posted: 8/28/2023

[solarianradiance]

“Whoop!” The Peppermint looking Ice King hopped down from the top of the waterfall, sticking the landing. “Huzzah! Touch Down!” He then approached the pair, waving at them like they were friends, which they were not. “Howdy kiddos what’s the haps?! This a picnic?! Please say yes, cuz I forgot my trail mix back at the castle and I have got the munchies like ya would not believe.”

“Uh... who’s this, your friend?” Finn asked the Princess.

“NO!” Bubblegum said with venom. “That’s Ice King and he ain’t no friend of mine!”

“Oh Bubble baby, c’mon, don’t be like this, especially in front of the kids!” The Ice King retorted. “You’re gonna traumatize em!”

“NO! DAAA-” The Princess was about to swear again, but after side-eyeing Finn she course corrected. “-NG-GUM... V-VARMINT! Speaking of which, it’s high time I took you out like one.”

The Princess readied her Flamer, setting it to full blast, prepared to take the Ice Kings life. Then she remembered the Crown upon his head, HER crown. She lowered her flamethrower and sighed in livid frustration. She couldn’t risk damaging the Gem. She suspected it would be able to survive anything due to being a Magical Artifact of great power unto itself but did not want to risk it.

“First, GIVE ME THE HEL-HECK BACK MY CROWN!!!”

“What? Oh this?! ZONK NO! It’s mine! I found it and it makes me look regal as heck but in a subtle way, like I’m 500 and boyish again!”

“W-WHA-... Glob, give me strength.” Bubblegum said as she rubbed her hand into her face. She was so tired of his shenanigans that she was starting to lose her flavor. What was she going to have to do to get some peace, sacrifice a lamb?

“But seriously, you got any food? I’m starving!” Asked the Ice King.

“I ain’t gonna feed you, ya mangey... moon mongler!” Said the Princess, who considered torching the Lunatic as Finn walked past her. “What are you-”

“Here!” Finn offered up pair of bagged snax. “Would you like Chips or Cookies?!”

“Oh! Uh... thanks kid!” He said as he took both and opened them up to start chowing down on the unhealthy remedy for the Munchies.

“Hah! Good choice bro!” Finn said with a cheerful admiration.

“Oh. My. Flipping. GLOB!” Shouted Bubblegum. “WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!”

“Hole up for a sec!” Finn said hoping for patience.

A giggle could be heard from the trees above, Bubblegum and Finn, both barely heard it, but it was there. But neither paid it any mind, assuming it was a bird.

“So... Ice King...” Finn began.

“Yeah, what you want kid?” The old man said in a grouchy grandpa way as he munched on some chips. “If its the snax back ya ain’ gettin em! Cuz they’re mine, see!” He said as he opened his gob showing what he munched on.

“Hehe, gross!” Finn commented, retaining a warming, gentle smile, which the Ice King took notice of, but remained cautious. “Listen, can you be a good neighbor and let my friend over there have that crown hers back? It would mean a real ton to her and stuff.”

“Pffft-hah... dork.” Said a hushed, muffled, breathy unseen voice.

Finn looked around but spotted nobody. He felt a sense of confusion, because he swore he heard somebody but retained his focus on the now.

“Hmmm...nah!” He said as he stuffed his maw. “I mean wafs-shinnit fa me!?”

“Uh... I dunno, what do you want? A hug?!” Finn offered. “I can give mega good hugs! See! Watch!” Finn hugged himself, looking all silly and ridiculous. Yet he was also wholesome and endearing at the same time. Bubblegum felt a smile crack at the sight, as did the other person that invisibly floated behind the Ice King.

“See!” Said Finn. “Mega good hug! Gimme that crown and I’ll give ya one a-these, just like a Gwandson to his Gwampapa~”

“Hmmm...nom!” The Ice King of the Crimson Red said as he took another bite of cookie, contemplating the boys offer. He did like the idea of being hugged by a total stranger claiming to be his Grandson.

“Okay! Counteroffer! I’ll give you this cute crown upon my handsome brow, in exchange for a hug... from Princess Bubblegum!!! Deal?!” He said with a wicked cookie eating grin as if he had made an offer of the century.

“NO!” Shouted Bubblegum with spicy venom. “AIN’T NO WAY I’M-”

“Deal!” Said Finn with great enthusiasm. “I’ll even throw in a hug from me! Now gimme the crown and she’ll give you the hug!”

“Okie dokie!” Said the Red Ice King as he granted Finn his desire, plucking the cute tiara off of his own head and planting it onto Finn’s head. “I’ll collect my prize... riiiiight after I finished these, scrumptious cookies!” He stuffed a cookie into his mouth and began to chew the treat. “Mmm, succulent soft baked. Ho-ho, boy do I remembah~”

“Cool! Thanks!” Finn paced his way over to Bubblegum, whose mouth was open in disbelief. Finn’s trick actually worked somehow.

“Princess, meet crown! Crown, meet Princess! Here ya go!” Finn offered the item to the Lady, who simply stared at him as if this was some sort of dream or illusion. “...Uh, take it? It’s not gonna bite ya! I think. That would be kinda cool in a real wack-a-doodle manner, but I don’t think something like that’s gonna happen!”

Bubblegum snapped back to reality at his comment, giving a mild snort at the absurdity of it all. She plucked the crown out of the boys' hands and planted it back on her temple where it belonged.

“Thank you... Fffinn! I...” She said trying to find the words. “I... appreciate what you did!” She then put on a smile, a slightly fake one, the Princess had business to tend to and did not want the innocent child to see it. “Now, could you please run along to the castle and get more help for me please! It’s really super urgent!” She said, hoping he would listen.

“Yeah fosure! Right after you hug that guy and I’ll be on my way!” He replied giving thumbs up with his tongue out and a smile.

This was the exact thing she did not want to hear and her slightly fake smile became a slightly more fake one. “N-...no I am... not going to hug him.” She said as her facade cracked a little with a tinge of disgust in her words.

“Hehehe, sure you are, a deal is a deal!” Finn said without skipping a beat. “Princesses always keep their ends of the bargains!”

“I... DIDN’T agree to hug him.” She said with clear anger. “Nor would I do so even if he was the last person in all of Ooo! How dare you expect me to fulfill a promise that YOU made!?”

Finn sensing the Princesses disdain felt a bit dour. He was a Boy of his word, but he also did not mean to overstep his boundaries.

“U-uh...u-u-umm... I-I’m sorry, I just... wanted to help and stuff!” He said with a timid voice. “B-but what’s wrong the red guy anyways?! Sure, he’s kinda weird and gross, but what’s one hug for him helpin to find your cr-?”

“HE’S A FLIPPIN LUNATIC THAT’S BEEN HARASSING ME FOR YEARS, KID!!!” She yelled with a viciousness comparable to that of an enraged Tiger.

“F-for realsies?” Finn asked, shaken slightly by the unexpected tone of the Adult. It wasn’t something Finn was used to seeing. Even the unseen 4th person that floated around had never seen Bonnie like this.

“YEAH! FOR ‘REALSIES!” She shouted. “He has been going around, kidnapping Princesses like me, like some twisted demented creep who doesn’t take no for an answer! So no! I am NOT hugging him! Instead...” She lifted up her flamethrower and shot a brief stream up into the air. “I am going to burn him to death!”

Finn gasped at the idea, the boy glancing back at the old man in red, obliviously enjoying the snacks he gave him.

“So if you don’t want to be traumatized while I bake his cake, I suggest you obey my command and walk away while you can. Otherwise, I’ll help you find a therapist.” She said in a voice most bitter. This is not a situation she wanted, but she was done being patient. She set the flamer to full blast and took aim. “So move aside! I got a problem to solve.”

The person that floated above them was in a state of shock and disbelief, a hot rage and a cold pain filled her body, her arms, her legs, her chest. She did not want this to happen, but now it was out of her hands to prevent. She lifted her Bass Axe over her, read to bring it down upon her old friend to protect an even older one. As she did this, ice cold tears welled up in her eyes as she prepared to do the hardest thing of her long life yet.

“No.” said Finn as he stood directly between the Ice King and the Candy Princess.

“Excuse you?” Said the Princess in confused disbelief.

“I SAID NO!” Yelled Finn with a passionate anger in his voice. “I WON’T LET YOU JUST KILL HIM!”

“Uh, that’s not for you to decide, kid!” Spat the Princess. “His fate was sealed when he decided to try to kidnap me for the last time. Now obey my command or get scorched with him!”

“I DON’T CARE!!” Finn yelled. “You can’t just kill people just because they’re an inconvenience!” He glanced back at the Ice King. “I don’t know that guy, but as far as I personally know, he hasn’t done anything wrong! And as my brother taught me, I gotta give peeps the benefit of the doubt! So until I see him do something donkin evil, he’s a person darn it, HIS LIFE HAS VALUE!”

His last words caused both the Princess and the invisible Axe Murderer to slowly lower their weapons. They didn’t expect him so say something with such sincere... conviction.

“So, you’re... just gonna stand there and be cooked alive with him?” Asked Bubblegum, wondering just how serious he was.

Finn showed a sense of fear on his face. He did not want to die, especially at the hands of the Princess. But then he showed his resolve. “...If I have to, I will! Because that’s what heroes do!”

The Princess was taken aback by his answer. A child willing to put his life down for a stranger that had a bad reputation, even if the face of death. It touched her, his sweet innocence and naivety caused her to blink back to a time she had thought lost. Bonnie did not want to hurt Finn, she wanted to protect him, causing her to lower her weapon even more.

“We don’t have to kill him! Or fight each other! We can, talk it out maybe? I dunno!” Finn offered, hoping the Princess would see it his way. “I got the crown back with snax, didn’t I?”

“You...” The Princess hesitated, she was still afraid of the Ice King and being wrong. “I... don’t trust you... OR HIM!!”

“Well... I trust you!” Said Finn.

“WHAT?!” Said Bonnie. “But we JUST met! You don’t even KNOW me!!”

“Why not though? You’re Princess and you haven’t done anything wrong, ever! So I trust you to do the right thing no matter what! Here, I’ll even turn my back to you!” Finn said as he spun around, doing as he said. “See?! Perfect trust! Ain’t no biggie!”

“WHA-WHU-...kid you’re crazy!”

“Why would it be cray-cray? You gunna do somethin evil?” Finn said as looked back, smirking.

“Na-NO! I wussent gunna!” Said Bubblegum as she blushed, almost as if she was a kid caught doing something naughty and embarrassing.

“Then it ain’t no biggie, see?” Finn said as he looked towards the Ice King, wondering what the big deal is with the guy.

The Ice King swallowed the last cookie and stood up, brushing off his beard full of crumbs. “All right, that... MMM! That was fattening good! Glad I found those snax!” He then belched. “Okay Princess! Time to go home, cuz you and I got a Wedding ceremony to catch!”

“Oh sweet! Who be gettin hitched, homie!?” Finn said, like the naive child he was.

“Oh, glad you asked!” Said the red man as he took his crown in hand. “Just Princess Bubblegum and her King that is I~”

He planted the crown upon his head and with it, a shimmering of magic all around him, his colors shifting, or burning, the red away and turning him in a variety of blues. His hands then flashed with white frosty light that was zap happy in its sound and he floated above them in a manner most menacing.

“Well.” Finn began as he glanced back at the Princess. “The-.... the Princess don’t wanna marry you, so... you gotta respect her decision, right?”

“Oh hahahahaaha!” The King cackled like a Madman in the moonlight. “Kiddo! Buddy! Her consent is of no concern to me! Now DIE! ZAP!” He hurled a bolt of freezing lightning that landed between Finn and Bubblegum, striking with such force they both were sent flying. Bubblegum even lost her flamer as she was made dizzy.

Finn was knocked down, but quickly got up with a groan. “DUDE! WHAT THE FLIP!? I WAS LITERALLY JUST VOUCHING FOR YOU!!!”

“Oh please, kiddo, I don’t need nobody vouchin for me!” Declared the Ice King with unironic confidence as he floated. “Not with these good looks and mad charisma stats! This Tumblin sexy man don’t need no wingman!”

“You were literally about to get a hug! From the Princess! Maybe. From me! DEFENINTLY!!!” Finn slammed his fist into his palm.

“Why settle for a hug when I can get MARRIED!!” He yelled as he zapped an Ice Bolt at Finn.

“NO!” Yelled Bubblegum, reaching out instinctively in a desire to protect the child.

Finn simply dodged it thankfully. “You’re gonna have to do better than that you old frostybuns!”

“Don’t you yell G-rated insults at me ya lil jumpin bean! NOW DIE LIKE A BIG BOY WORD!!!” He shouted as he launched a flurry of bolts at Finn again.

“NO! YOU-...Can’t...” Bubblegum yelled only to find Finn was dodging all of them with ease like he was a seasoned acrobat, performing flips and jumps as if it were nothing. “Wow, he is a lithe one. Didn’t think bear mutants could do such tricks.” She said to herself, actually impressed.

“Hold. Still. You. Little. You. Stale. GRAHAM CRACKER!” The Ice King threw bolt after bolt at Finn but could not hit him. Finn threw a rock at him, hitting his chest. “GAH!”

“That all ya got ya glorified kitchen appliance?” Finn taunted as he juggled a stone in one hand with his sword in the other. He then tossed the rock up and used his sword like a baseball bat and struck the rock at the Ice King, who dodged it. Well, actually, he barely moved, he just turned in the air to watch it fly out of the area.

“Looks like you just struck-GOW!” Ice King was cut off by Finn’s mighty foot to his blue face in a kick, causing him to spin in the air.

“Hahaha!” Giggled the young Adventurer. “This is too easy!”

“FINN!” Shouted Bubblegum, getting Finn’s attention. “RUN! RUN AWAY! NOW!!”

“What?! Why!? I’m totes kickin his tail all over the place!” Finn asked in disbelief as he did a little jig to taunt the guy. “Didn’t you see the way I decked him just now?!”

“He’s holding back Finn! He can easily kill you if he gets angry enough!” She explained. “So, run! Get help! NOW!!!”

“Nah, I think I c-WHOA!” Finn barely dodged a beam of ice from his opponent.

“You’re WAY outta ya league, kiddo!” Growled the Ice King. As he beamed a ray of ice at the child.

“You’re the one whose missing all your shots bozo!” Finn taunted.

“Who said I was tryin to hit ya?!” The King countered.

“Huh?” Finn said as he looked around. Everything was covered in sheets of sleek ice. But he didn’t understand the gravity of the situation until it was too late. “GAH!” He screamed as he slipped, hitting the ice, sliding a ways along. “Uh-oh” He said as he realized what it meant.

“Hehehe! Now you get it!” The King cackled in triumph. “Now for my prize!~” he said as he hovered over to Princess Bubblegum.

“Oh HECK no!” Bubblegum and Finn said in unison.

The Princess picked up a rock ready to rumble.

“Babygirl don’t be playin hard to get now! You know domestic violence is a poor alternative to talking it ou-OWHOW!” The Ice King took a rock to the nose, which he rubbed to soothe.

“I DON’T want to marry you, Ice King.” Bubblegum said. “I don’t want to marry you, I don’t want to date you, and I sure as HECK don’t wanna listen to your stupid songs about doing any of that stuff either! So please, for the last time, FFFLIP OFF!���

“Now now! No need for coarse language in front of the child!” The King Tutted. “They pick up some potty mouth wor-OW! All right, that’s it! When we get home you are gettin a timeout!”

“NO!” She shouted as he grabbed the Princess by the wrists and was about fly off with her, despite her protests of fists to his face, some which landed.

“UNGRAB HER YOU FLIPPIN FREAK!!” Finn screamed as he slid towards the pair on his belly like a penguin, rolling forward onto his feet and then launching himself head first into the Ice King with great momentum that it knocked both the King and the Princess into the shallow water. Finn then stood up ready for another go at him.

“EERRRRRAAAAGH!” The King growled like a beast. “WHY WON’T YOU STAY DOWN!!” He then prepared to fire another Ice Beam at Finn.

“Uh-Oh!” Thinking fast he ran towards the tree for cover as the Ice King fired his beam of Ice at him, starting from the Kings own feet, tracking towards Finn. It was much larger and slower than the last beam was and in it’s wake, left a thick rail of ice.

Finn however saw an opportunity, he ran up the tree as the beam spell finished, flipping at the crescendo and in the wake of the beam left a railing that was the dream of a grinder that Finn planted on, sliding directly towards the Ice King with speed and force.

“Oh fffudg-” Said the Ice King as he felt the full force of Finn’s kick to his forehead, knocking a daze into him as he landed face first into the shallow water. “Rrrrmmuugh” He groaned as he laid there.

“Wow...” Said an impressed Bubblegum as she had witnessed everything, which was the only thing she could say as she approached Finn. “You... y-you did it! You actually beat him! You defeated the Ice King!”

Finn panted, the fight taking a lot out of him. “Yeah! Pretty cool, right!? Hehehe! Pun.” He said with a thumbs up.

“Nobody has been able to do that since... Billy...” She said with almost disbelief. If she had not been here to witness this event, she would not have believed it.

“Billy?!” Said with a sense of distance. “I... did something here did too?”

“Yeah! He used to wrangle the Ice King whenever he got lose before disappearing. Always had a heck of a time doing it too!” Explained the Princess. “But nevermind that! Take your Sword and finish him off!”

“What?!” Said Finn like he had a little crazy in his ear. “You mean... like...”

“KILL HIM! Yes! Take your blade and cut his head off!” Commanded the Princess.

“ARE YOU CRAZY!?” Finn spat back, his voice cracking. “He’s defeated! Can’t we just leave? Or arrest him!?”

“No!” She said with a stern flatness. “Everytime he’s arrested, he escapes! Everytime he gets knocked down, he get’s up again! This whole shindig of him kidnapping Princesses and causing havoc? It will start over again and more suffering will continue! He needs to be put down PERMANENTLY!”

“But... but!” Finn said timidly.

“Finn... please... I don’t want to have nightmares of him anymore.” Said Bubblegum, putting on a sad face, bringing out her tears, hoping the boy would obey her so that she would not have to sully her own Royal hands with his blood while also having the detachment of the deed of taking the Ice Kings life. That way nobody could say SHE killed him. She just wanted the act done.

“U-um... well... I did give him the benefit of the doubt. I’ll... put him down.” Finn said, taking his sword in hand, his face sullen with oncoming sadness, approaching the Ice King who was still face down in the water, wearing his admittedly cool crown.

“Sorry bro, but you’re evil, I gotta do what Heroes do and... slay you.” Finn said as he and the invisible entity raised their weapons, prepared to take the life of someone who was unaware.

Finn with both hands on his sword stood there, frozen. He shook a little at the thought of taking the life of a defeated opponent, even if it was someone like the Ice King who just attacked him.

“Mmmmrm....mmmrmrm!” Finn hummed. “mmmmmRRM I CAN’T DO IT!”

This shocked both Bubblegum and the Invisible Girl, who lowered her axe as Finn turned to Bonniebel, lowing his sword to his side.

“I’m sorry Princess! But this is wrong! And I can-Huh?!” Finn tried to explain, but felt the chilling cold touch of something around his right wrist. Finn’s bolted around and saw it was the Ice King.

“GOTCHYA PUNK!” He shouted as a flash of freezing light enveloped both of their hands. Then he let go of him.

Upon his entire forearm was a block of Ice that covered Finn’s limb. “AAA!” He shouted as the cold stung him with mild pain, stumbling back away from the Ice King a little.

“HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!” Cackled the Coldhearted Clown. “That’s what chya get fer letting ya guard do-AAA!” Finn clocked the King with his frozen appendage. “MY SCHNOZ!!! YA BROKE MY SCHNOZ!!!” Yelled the Frozen Monarch as he grasped his face.

Finn stumbled backwards a distance away from the grazed King and fell onto his boy buns into the running stream. He too was grazed as he was coming to terms with his frozen limb.

“FINN!” Yelled Bubblegum who rushed to the boys aid. “Your arm!!!”

“It’s... fine!” Said Finn with a grimmace.

“NO! It is NOT fine! It is 100% not fine! It is ROUGH and COARSE! Because I should not have made you do that! Oh Glob!” She explained. She felt such guilt over manipulating him to do her bidding. “Look, this is just my problem! Okay!? Just get up and run! I won’t let you die for me, so-”

Finn place his hand on hers and looked her dead in the eye. “It’s okay, really! I promise that I will protect you no matter what, Princess! Even if it costs me my arm or my life, I will ALWAYS protect you! I swear it!” He said with a most natural sense of sincerity.

The Princess was speechless, he such conviction to his words and they were for her. Even though he was a bit unsettled and injured, he was still willing to protect her, even at the cost of his life. He was probably ignorant, a child playing hero, but she didn’t sense any sort of falsehood, he was dead serious. But it did leave a bit of blush on her face as it his words left her a little bit inspired.

“Finn...I...” She began in a soft voice as she held him.

“Need to SHUT THE HELL UP!” Shouted the Ice King, grabbing their attention with his invocation of an ancient Norse Goddess... with 2 L’s. He snapped his nose back into place and growled at the pair. “I... am... DONE! Time to finish this little game with a bit of a FROST NOVA!!!”

The King’s hands came alight with frosty magic and he spun his hands over one another like some sort of dance as he slowly floated upwards.

“OH NO YA DON’T!” Finn said in defiance, standing up rushing towards him to attack. But he was stopped as the Princess yanked on his free hand to stop his foolish bravery.

“NO! FINN!”

“WHAT!? WHY?! I GOTTA STO-”

“SHUT UP AND LISTEN!” She shouted. “His Spell that he’s about to use is gonna freeze this river and we’ll be stuck! OR WORSE! We gotta book it to higher ground, NOW!”

“A-...OKAY!” Finn agreed as the two rushed hand in hand to the island.

“WHERE DO YA THINK YOU’RE GOIN?!” The Ice King hollered. “Why don’t stay for some CHILL!?!?” He slammed his hands into the stream and came forth a great sheet of rock solid ice, stopping the stream dead. The Ice traveled with speed towards the Princess and her friend.

Finn glanced back and his sense of danger told him that now was time for a judgement call. They would not make it back on the shore in time. So Finn instead stopped the Princess in their tracks and lifted her above himself with surprising strength.

“FINN! WHAT THE HAY ARE YOU DOING?!” The Princess shouted in protest as she was lifted.

“Fufilling my promise!” He said as he turned around, stepped back and took a firm stance.

The Ice then hit him and he was frozen from the waist down. “GEYAAAAA!” He screamed with a shock to his system. “C-C-COLD! SO COLD! IT’S LIKE WHEN JAKE POURS ICE CUBES DOWN MY PANTS BUT A MILLION TIMES WORSE!!! IT’S ALGEBRAIC BAD!!!”

Thankfully the Princess was safe, Finn gently lowering her to the ice covered shallow river. “Are you okay!?” She asked.

“M-m-m-my boy bumps are goin numb, but, yeah? I think?” He shuttered in the cold.

“AAA-HAHAHAHAHAAAA!” The Ice King cackled in triumph as he floated closer with menace. “What’s the matter, kid? Where’s that spunky bravado you just had a moment ago? Did it freeze and die like you’re about to?” He growled in a low, threatening tone.

“Dude! Take a hint!” Finn declared, trying to hide his sense of fear. “You ain-GUH!”

The Ice King slugged Finn with a fist to the boys face. Blood had spilled forth from his nose. Not much, but just little, enough to show that the blow wasn’t just for show.

Ice King then planted his hand upon the childs face, to muzzle him. Finn looked into the visage of the Lunatic and saw him bear a demonic smile filled with dark glee, his teeth sharp, on full display.

Bubblegum never saw this side of him before, he usually was just a cornball idiot that was more like a harassing kidnapping clown than an actual threat half the time. He was actually... scary, she was afraid of him now.

“Ya really should stayed down ya lil bastard.” Ice King said with a snow demons grin. He lifted his free hand into the air above his head, looking like claw about to come down, alight with crackling ice magic. “Now you’re about to be a frozen carcass. Any last words?”

Ice King lifted his hand off the boys mouth. Finn looked into the eyes of his soon-to-be killer and saw a genuine curiosity in them.

“I-...” Finn began. “I guess I always knew I’d go out saving somebody.”

“HAH!” The King laughed. “Nobody chooses how they go, kid.”

As he was about to land the killing blow, Ice King felt the hand of someone familiar grasp his wrist. “Stop.” She whispered, a desperation in her voice. “Please...”

“Huh?!” Ice King gruffed, he glanced back. But saw nobody was there, confounding the Royarch.

“WAIT!” Bubblegum shouted, getting the Ice King’s attention.

“Oh what now?!” Ice King moaned. “Can’t chya see I’m in the middle of turnin this child into a pint sized cadaver? Women am I right?” He asked Finn.

“If you let him go... I’ll...” Said the Princess. “I’ll...”

“Yeah? YEAH?! You’ll what?!” Ice King demanded.

“I’ll... I will marry you... Ice King.” The Princess said with a sense of defeat.

“Wha-, REALLY?!” King shouted.

“...Yes.” She said as she hung her head. “I will marry you, if you let that boy go.”

“PRINCESS N-N-N-NO!!!” Finn protested.

“... Well hawt dang! Wooo!” Cheered Ice King. “After so many years, I finally got one to say yes! Who knew child murder was what did it?! Pretty sure that’s a red flag and that I’m about to get stabbed, but I’ll take it!”

“NO! I f-f-forbid this a-a-act of union!” Shivered Finn. “Esp-p-p-pescially when it’s on mmmm-m-m-m-my bhalf!!”

“Finn shut up!” Shouted Bubblegum.

“Yeah! Put a sock in it!” Agreed Ice King. “You ain’t gonna ruin this for us, no way, no how!”

“He’s right, Finn... we’re... engaged.” Bubblegum said in a dour tone. “That means this now has nothing to... do with you.”

“But Princess Bubblegum, you don’t have to do this!” Finn said with sorrow. “I promised I woul-”

Bubblegum planted her hand on his mouth to silence him. “You’re just a kid, Finn. You don’t understand what you meant when you said that. Even if we both believed you.” The two stared at each other as she removed her hand from his mouth. Finn felt a tinge of cold pain within him, like he failed her. She planted a kiss on his cheek, causing the boy to blush. “Thanks anyways though...” She said with a half a smile. But it only lasted a moment before melting into a sad frown. “Now go home, and don’t follow us. That’s a direct command from your Princess.”

“Hey can I get a little sugar here myself?” The Ice King asked, offering his own puckered lips.

“Uh... why not save if for the ceremony? It’s... bad luck to kiss the bride before then, right?” Said Bubblegum, hoping the idiot would buy it.

“Mmmm, yeah you’re right!” Ice King agreed. He then grabbed her like a bride and began to float. “We got all of eternity to smooch, baby! Hahahaha!!!”

“W-W-WAIT! Hold up! Aren’t chya gonna free him!?” Bubblegum asked anxiously.

“What? Hecks NO!” The King spat. “Why the skrog would I do that?! Sucka tried to 69 me! I ain’ gonna let that slide!” A snort followed by giggling could be heard from somewhere, probably the invisible person.

“I’LL 69 Y-Y-YOU R-R-R-RIGHT NOW YA J-J-JERK!” Finn threatened, the invisible person doing whatever she could to remain invisible and not burst out laughing like a psychopathic clown hearing the best joke possible, sounding like a deflating balloon.

“But you said you’d let him go if I went with you?!” Decried the Princess.

“Nah-uh my dear~!” Said the King in a sly manner. “You asked me to just let him go, nothing about when or how! Monkey’s paw rules, honey! You really should think about how you word or phrase things! Save you a headache in legislation!”

“Then the deals off ya butt!” Bonnie protested.

“TOO BAD! Cuz I hold all the cards! Most of which I dealt to myself! BY CHEATING! WITH A LOADED DECK! AAAHAHAHAHA!!!” The King laughed. “Here kid! I’ll leave ya with a gentle snow ta ease ya into that good night!”

The Ice King flew over the Boy. “FINN!” Yelled Bonnie as she rached out for him. “PRINCESS!!!” Finn shouted as he reached back for her with his free hand with all of his might. The two nearly touched hands, but missed.

The King flew high up into the air and spun around and around and around like a record, clouds gathering to him in a spiral, laughing like a maniac the whole time.

Then suddenly, he flew off, towards the Mountains of Ice, leaving only cloud and a mostly out of season dense snowfall from the clouds.

“PRINCEEEESSS!!!” The Boy shouted again, thrashing against his helpless frozen state, long after she and her kidnapper fled from sight.

Snow was falling around him, his breathe could be seen in the chilled air as he was tuckered out. He felt the sting of ice upon his flesh, numbing him as he began to shiver. But now he felt a new pain well up within him.

“I couldn’t help her.” Said Finn quietly as tears began to run down his cheeks as he began to cry. Then he felt something upon his cheeks, a cool hand gently wipe away a single boyish tear, snapping him from his mourning over losing the Princess.

“W-what the?” His eyes darted around trying to find who did that. Then he spotted an outline of snow floating in front and above him. “Who the kronk are you!?”

The silhouette jolted and then floated around Finn, the boy tracking the entity with his head. “HEY! I SEE YOU!!!” Finn shouted.

“Wh-HUH?! HOW TH-” Said the voice of a girl, who stopped mid sentence as she noticed snow was on her, revealing where she was.

“Did you just... touch my cheek?!?” Finn demanded, his face blushing in confusion. “Cuz that’s... um...” He wasn’t sure what to say really.

“Ugh, whateves.” Said the Invisible Girl as she struck Finn’s iced hand and feet with her axe, cracking them. “Laters.” Said the entity as it floated off towards the Ice Mountains.

“WAIT! WHO-O-O ARE YOU?!” Finn shouted.

“Finn?!” Said a masculine familiar voice.

“You can’t be Finn! I’m Fi- wait, what the skroobles?” He said in confoundment.

“FINN!” Stretched Jake’s head into Finn’s sight.

Adventure Time Presents: The Good, The Fair & The Beautiful. - Chapter 8 - Zalloj - Adventure Time (Cartoon 2010) [Archive of Our Own]

[pierre-reads-comics]

The Amazing Spider-Man (1963) #7 — Stan Lee, Steve Ditko

Hehe, look at this silly grandpa.

[leakylungs]

i am…i am curious abt ur timkon au. is there anything you can tell me abt it 👁👁

omg you have no idea how many THOUGHTS I have on this AU!!

I'll put some info below the cut lol! 🥰

Okay so… this AU has been in my head for like a year. I was playing a lot go Breath of The Wild so it's super obviously inspired by that I think lol!

I have a whole lot of thoughts but the short of it is Kon gets sucked into a magic portal and Tim jumps after him (blah blah blah Tim can’t just let Kon leave him again!). They end up in a new world (alternative universe, another planet, something else? Who knows), the world is sort of botw/lotr inspired where there has obviously been a lot of history (this post explains it well), there some magic, different nonhuman races, just the whole Fantasy kit and caboodle!

Tim is like okay…. I gotta learn as much about the magic in this world as possible so I can figure out a way to get home since there is no technology. Tim thinks he will just learn about it from books, instead a few weeks into this new world a colony of women who live atop a mountain invites him to learn from them because the Gods said they should. He later is also trained by a mysterious swamp man, a librarian, and a farmer to figure out a way to get them home.

Kon and their horse (who they can't agree on a name for) are not invited and are left in the village at the bottom of the mountain. Kon becomes the town's personal hero, he kills monsters, catches thieves, helps local farms, and this lesbian couple let him stay with them as long as he does chores around the farm because their son went to the “big city” to learn medicine. Kon pretends to have like a half-giant grandpa to explain his strength, but besides that, he hides his powers.

While Tim trains with the swamp man, Kon hangs out with the elves! He has a great time and learns how to bake magic bread and some healing. Tim gets all stinky and has to hang out with the old guy who lives in a swamp, Kon gets a feather bed and learns to cook.

I could go on and on but they do fall in love/confess and it’s adorable. They find a decrepit farmhouse and restore it, they have a horse named Horse, and a cat named Cat. They love collecting spices and food this new world has are trying to guess their world equivalent. Its lovely and domestic!

In the end, I don’t want it to be too heavy, I want silly hijinks, cute and tender moments, sorta monster of the week style.

I don’t know how long I would want them to be stuck there, probably a year at least. I do want some angst about trying to get home, but also getting comfortable where they are.

Also not sure how I would get here but I love the idea of Tim having to go through a magical 'rebirth' of sorts in some mystical pond and he comes out with white hair, eyebrows, eyelashes, etc (hehe you'll see photos in my Pinterest board). Just think he deserves a fresh look!!

Thoughts on this are actually all over the place, but I have a playlist and a Pinterest board lol.

Here are just some other photo references for the world I liked: X , X

Here are two fics that super inspired me as well: Curryverse, A Choice to Make!

Anyways always open to chatting about this lol!!!

[thebenriksai]

Comparing, pt 1

Hello everynyan!!! Today, PigelOn and I decided to compare our drawing styles. We got on Magma and drew characters, both ours and canon. They were randomly given to us by roulette, and we tried to keep within 5-7 minutes. That's what we did!!!

Gordon. We slightly panicked on him both but everything turned out to be ok!

Second was Alex. We both were silly with her at the beginning and still we have thought that we forgot something about her, haha. But woman is gorgeous, still.

Next was Tommy. We were very happy to have the chance to draw him. Such a silly boi

Johnathan!! I was redrawing it many times. I wasn't happy with any of my previous attempts. Pigel was struggling with his one pose, especially with his hair. (LOOK AT THE BLUEOPAL'S JOHN, LOOK AT THIS GORGEOUS MAN, JOHN FANS IM CALLING FOR YOU -p)

Dr. Coomer!! We don't draw him often, so it was funny. My version is in despair, while PigelOn's version is just silly grandpa HAHAHA I LOVE HIM

OF COURSE BENREY AND HIS STUPID HELMET AAAAAAA-I hate drawing his helmet haha. We decided that my Benrey is like a real brother, and PigelOn's Benrey is..well..he really took interesting meds hehe.

And we decided to draw each other!! It was fun! Yeah and thanks for reading!!

That's all for now, haha!! Part 2 soon! Byee!!

-Blue Opal / Alex

-PigelOn

[aneenasevla]

Spookengan 8 - Haunting Memories

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Made in Collab with @useless-bi-otch

Ohma looks at the skull ornament. "How weird, putting skulls to decorate a party…", he was about to hang it when Kanami says from the kitchen: 

"No, no Ohma, the skull ornaments are not for hanging, they go in the table…"

"Oh, okay" he says, putting the bag somewhere else "And what do I put up here?"

"Look for the bone strings or the pumpkin strings, whichever looks nicer in this corner" Kazuo intervenes, holding the said strings. One had leaves and miniature pumpkins, the other a bunch of little bones hanging like a Christmas ornament, only in a different way. The Halloween-like way.

"This is even weirder", he points to the bones "What are these things for, Yamashita Kazuo? Aren't bones for dogs and, like… for cemeteries?"

"Ahaha, it's kinda weird, isn't it?" Kazuo laughs a little at his confusion "But Halloween is a festival adapted from a very old custom. Some cultures believed that at this time of year, spirits returned to the world of the living to visit them. What's better to represent this than bones and skulls? … And yes, I read this in a magazine to find out more about the subject" He admits, pouting "The boys like these Americanized celebrations, it doesn't hurt to know more about…"

"I can answer that too, Mr. Yamashita", Kanami smiles "And yes, that's pretty much it."

Ohma nods, but still grimaces at the bones "Okay, but the pumpkin is at least edible. Bones remind me of empty plates and garbage.” He picks up the string with the pumpkins.

"Good choice, these pumpkins are cute", Ryuki comments while holding a very confused Dorobo in his arms "Put the bones near the cats, Mr. Yamashita. Then it'll look like they just ate a monster."

"Ooh, like they're protecting the house or something?" Kanami gets excited, looking at the boy holding the cat "Sounds cool! I bet that'll scare off evil spirits!"

"Is this really that scary?" Ohma raises an eyebrow "I think it scares the living, at best."

“The objective is to scare the shit outta everybody, man. That's the fun of Halloween" Koga smiles sharply "Just wait 'till you see the costume I got, then you'll know what a real scare is."

"Please don't" Kazuo groans "I'm too old to be scared like that. You don't want to take advantage of the month of the dead to make me join them, do you?"

"Don't say stuff like that, Mr. Yamashita!" Kanami shivers.

"If you do join them, can you please let grandpa know I'm fine?"

"Ryuki!", Koga and Kanami exclaim at the same time. Ohma chuckles.

"I'm sure the Old Man is with my master, since he was also his master. But old Yamashitakazuo has better things to do here, right?" He taps the old man on the shoulder, smiling mischievously.

"Ahaha, I- I sure do!" Kazuo, who had turned a little pale, smiles nervously and raises a thumb "I want to live long enough to see Yasuo giving me a daughter-in-law, and maybe a grandchild. And to see the two of you tying the knot..."

Kanami's eyes widen, her face turning red. Ohma, on the other hand, only smiles more.

"Nah, you need to put more goals in there, Yamashita Kazuo, our knot is already tied enough..."

"Ohmaaaa!" Kanami whines, mortified.

"What? I live here, and so do you. What's more tied than that?"

Ryuki smiles, looking at the kitten in his arms "And they also have two kids!" he shouts while lifting Dorobo by his armpits.

"You mean Ohma and Sis are 'pet parents'? That's so freakin' cheesy, hahaha" Koga chuckles.

"Have some respect, they're a piece of work just like kids!" Kanami exclaims, pointing the meringue-full whisk at him "I was already a 'pet mom' even before Ohma brought Dorobo home!"

"So you were always cheesy and he got infected just by living under the same roof, hehe… hey, calm down, sis, it's a joke!" Koga starts running when Kanami drops the whisk and threatens him with a wooden spoon instead; a much more effective weapon. Kazuo just watches them, smiling tenderly. He really missed that laid-back atmosphere, the silly, familiar banther, which felt as natural as breathing. It reminded him of when Kenzo and Yasuo were little, when his wife was still with them, when they were a happy, functional family…

The thought brought a cold, unpleasant feeling to his chest, and he tried to distract himself as he arranged the skulls on the dining table. He hated when that melancholy came to disturb him at the most inopportune moments…

"Hey, Yamashita Kazuo" Ohma calls for the old man "Relax, we were joking' about the bones, but you aren't supposed to join them. They are for Kanami's birthday."

"What? Oh no, Ohma, it's not that'' He shakes his head quickly "I was just thinking, reminiscing a few things…" He tries to smile "Seeing everyone getting together like this just brought back some bittersweet memories, nothing more."

"Hnmm… Kanami said that she also has bad memories of her birthdays" he looks at the decorations "She said that everyone got bummed after a while, with the parties lookin' the same every single year. Then I said I wanted to see it… and she replied with something very interesting."

"Oh?" Kazuo adjusts his glasses "And what was it?"

“It will be nice to make new memories with you.” He smiles sideways, watching Kanami guide the two younger men while Koga decorated the cat tree and Ryuki made meringue bones on a platter.

Kazuo can only stare at him, eyes wide. Ohma had a very simple line of thought, and it was in that simplicity that he managed to express a wisdom worthy of a philosopher. He'd always done that, as long as he'd known him...

And with that thought, the old man ends up smiling. Ohma had really changed his life, hadn't he? He helped him reconnect with his sons, taught him to be more confident and assertive, to persevere even when things seemed too difficult… his family had even grown thanks to him. When you had someone like him always encouraging you, making brand new memories sounded marvelous.

"New memories, eh…? I used to think I was too old to make something like this. But apparently there isn't an age limit for that" he concludes.

"You bet. Come on, there's more bones to toss around the house, and they're not yours" Ohma jokes, nodding.

"Hahaha, and I'm glad for that!" Kazuo shivers, but still laughs in the meantime "As I said, I still want to live for a very long time."

And he really hoped he still had a good few years ahead. He didn't want to miss out on any more new memories that Ohma and he would create, alongside the little family they'd formed.

Next Chapter Here

[moononastring]

You brilliantly have given nsfw and uncle Eris headcanons... Now I present you with...

Helion as a grandfather headcanons! 🌞

Oh god. Oh god the cuteness. | Uncle Eris | So again, this is going off of that Elucien have twins ( boy and girl ) hehe.

Helion is already so so so extra. But with his grandbabies??? He's the worst. Like if y'all thought Eris spoiled them, Helion is on a whole other level.

On a sad note, he has so much to make up for because he missed out with Lucien that he really tries to be a part of every milestone of theirs (which Elucien are more than excited to share with him).

Gifts upon gifts upon gifts. Baby pegasus and togas are fOR SURE. Matching togas with grandpa are a must.

You will find Helion going to meetings with a baby strapped to his chest, no questions asked.

He offers to babysit ALL THE TIME. He and Eris really do buttheads over this but grandpa card stumps uncle card HAHA.

He likes to take his grandbabies on Grandpa and Me dates (Lucien is always allowed to tag along but Helion also has separate Dad and Me dates for him on the condition that Helion is NOT allowed to call it that in front of anyone. )

He takes them on library adventures to explore all the knowledge there. They choose different books together and Helion reads and explains any topics they are interested in.

He has his grandbabies play "messengers" to LOA (even when they're in the same room). So he'll write a sappy, silly note to flirt with her and use the grandbabies to send it who are just giggling the whole time. LOA rolls her eyes most of the time with a smile and sends one back.

Sleepovers are a must, especially when they're young.

As they get older, Helion is always enthusiastic about their interests and welcomes them to join him in any court events/meetings.

He plays wingman. A lot. They really really really hate it (they don't but man is he embarrassing about it). Also, can you imagine trying to date the High Lord of Day's grandchild? Helion tries to not make it a big deal but gives them that wide smile with a "if you fuck this up, you die" look.

He tries to give them the bird and the bees talk even though Elucien already have. Lucien immediately shuts that down "NO DAD THEY DON'T KNOW NEED TO KNOW ALL THAT JUST YET" Elain thinks it's hilarious.

I can see him getting small matching tattoos with his grandbabies. He's not just any grandpa, he's a cool grandpa.

That's all I have for now hehe! I hope you like <3

[wishhouse-in-your-soul]

for the headcanons hehe ummmm... james please :-O

Hoohoo, let's do all of them \o/

Sad headcanon: Doesn't know how to cook for one person, has a bunch of food that spoils while Mary's in the hospital. :'(

Job headcanon: Does he not have a canon job? Hm, I think I can see him working maintenance jobs, like HVAC or electric. Partially because he was raised by a landlord and Frank seems like the guy to call his son in to do apartment maintenance.

Drinking headcanon: Total lightweight, wine and cocktails knock him tf out. He drinks beer and that's it!

Angry headcanon: Doesn't raise his voice often... he's that quiet anger kind of guy.

Fear headcanon: See 9.

Musical headcanon: You know he listens to classic rock.

Food/Cooking headcanon: A pretty decent cook, he probably has four or five recipes he cycles between. That said, he's also the kinda guy who eats ham and cheese sandwiches for lunch all the time.

Shopping headcanon: "Hey Mary, are you free tonight? I'm gonna take you to the most breathtaking place on earth..." (takes her to IKEA)

Childhood headcanon: Frank took him to a circus when he was young and he was afraid of how big the elephants were and that they could lift him with their trunks. :'( The reason he's swole now is because that inspired him to do a lot of sports in school so the elephants couldn't lift him.

Sleep headcanon: My mans sleeps in a king sized bed but only stays on his side, even when no one else is with there with him. :'T

Driving headcanon: It's too bad GPS wasn't a thing in the time of Silent Hill 2 because he's (literally) lost without Mary reading him directions.

Friendship headcanon: I don't think he has close friends... he seems like someone who has a lot of acquaintances but no one that he can really confide in.

Sex headcanon: I think he's a fan of it.

Romance headcanon: Despite being sexluvr69, he's pretty milquetoast with romantic situations! Mary took more initiative.

School headcanon: Was on a lot of school sports teams as a kid! Total jock. His grades probably weren't great, but who cares about that when you're the star football player?

Appearance headcanon: He's built exactly as Dog Ending says he is.

Technology headcanon: He's the kind of guy who automatically writes stuff off as 'too complicated' if he's uninterested in them. It took him twenty minutes to hook up a Game Cube and Laura won't let him live it down.

Family headcanon: I think his paternal grandpa is also a weird dude... it runs in the family.

Joke headcanon: This is probably intended for me to come up with a silly headcanon, but I already did IKEA dates and elephant nightmares so instead I'll say... he cannot tell jokes. He knows funny jokes and he enjoys them, but he is hilariously bad at repeating them and always leaves out important details. Again, Laura will never let him live these mistakes down.

Choose your own topic!: This is where I vent my frustration that 'Let's Be Bad, Henry, Let's Be Really Bad' by the pAper chAse is such a good James song and how it's ruined because Henry is a different character and it doesn't match him at all.