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koolaidashley · 8 months ago
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Love is…….visually impaired !!! 😁
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mioons · 4 months ago
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it's currently well past midnight and some of my roomies are playing truth or dare ^^ i played a few rounds but dropped out later because shit was getting a little risky and freaky (i'm a massive coward) but yeah, and the room is actually so cold i'm about to be frozen solid lmao. we went fishing today in camp, but who knew catching fishes were that hard?? it kept taking the bait before running away i'm crying TT. i also read a few more pages of war and peace by leo and yeah, it's still not making sense.
i'm glad you enjoyed your burger, your mum sounds like an amazing cook <3 and yes, i really don't understand when people say that the bug is more scared or me, like... isn't it obvious that the bug purposely wants to bully me and make me go through hell? istg those bugs probably enjoy it.
also! i really want to try writing on tumblr, but i have no idea where to start TT. could you give me a few tips since you have the most amazing works ever? (your writing has me giggling and kicking my feet whilst questioning my mental stability)
i hope you have a good day/good night's sleep! love you lots <3
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(ONCE AGAIN 🫧 ANON IM SORRY FOR ANSWERING UR ASKS LIKE SUPER LATE TT)
i’ve never actually played truth or dare seriously because i’m usually too much of a wuss to play 😣😣 do they nawt give u blankets?? that’s crazy insane why would they want to freeze innocents students.. smh.. DO BETTER! next.. FISHING?? that sounds so cool i would never wanna go fishing because im always scared the fish would drag me into the water 😭😭 but you DID YOUR BEST! those fishes are just bad😞😞 anyways war and peace can burn😒😒 i do nawt want my 🫧 nonnie to be suffering cuz of a damn book
also for writing on tumblr … HMMM. i’m not sure if you knew but my first fic was a heeseung fic and it was rlly rlly short that got very very little notes but the thing about writing is to like what you’re writing, if you have an idea that you LOVE jot it down immediately and save it for later! don’t rush your writings, sometimes i take over a week to write one work and sometimes i take less than 3 days.
if you want your reader to giggle and gush (HEHE THANK YOU FOR LIKING MY WORK TO THAT EXTENT IT MAKES ME HAPPY) make sure to thoroughly describe what the member you’re writing for or what ‘yn’ is feeling. imagine what would make you gush irl and translate it into your work! i hope this helps because this is what i usually do HEHE
have a good nights sleep tonight nonnie<3 hope you don’t freeze to death! love ya!! 💋
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reverielix · 3 years ago
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I know nobody asked for this but
The signs' ways of showing love
For this, regard your venus (and possibly also moon, sun and the 7th house, 5th house, 1st house and just overall chart dynamics and aspects, this is pretty general and only for fun. Feel free to employ asteroids as well!)
I apologize in advance for how often I've said quality time lol
Aries: quality time (going on a spontaneous trip, challanging the other for a fun duel, playing sports together, screaming around to loud music, THE SPARK haha)
Taurus: gift giving/physical touch ("I saw this at the store and immediately thought of you" is probably the most Taurus Venus thing to say lol, prompts you to take care of yourself/you take care of yourselves together)
Gemini: words of affirmation (conversations about deepest thoughts about the world and generally just what they are interested in, words of affirmation is closest to this but I'd say it's more conversation and sharing interests + LISTENING and asking questions back!)
Cancer: quality time (+physical touch) (very much loves cuddles and just being around the person, it's not necessarily about any physical touch but cancer is good at showing affection nonverbally, will show you their room and talk to you about all the nostalgic things they kinda hold onto lol)
Leo: words of affirmation (Leo is different than Gemini here because Leo is pretty much about the affirmation part and is good at bringing out the confident side of the other. Will tell you you are beautiful all the time hehe)
Virgo: acts of service (+gift giving) (do we even have to discuss this? About the servant? Of the zodiac? No because Virgo silently loves you and takes away burdens from your daily routine + wash your dishes or pick something up for you at the store. They're the type of love you'll mostly see in ffs where they're already married lol You'll find sm love packed up in the details. That's why it also fits with gift giving so well. Writing > talking to you, because they get quite nervous talking about feelings or just in general talking. Writing gives them time to think and get their thoughts into a cohesive, well-worded string of "argumentation" if you will^^)
Libra: words of affirmation/gift giving (Libra will sweet talk you into falling in love with them more deeply and pamper you with gifts 100%. Librans are pretty good at showing affection and are probably going to utilize every love language but probably mostly those two.)
Scorpio: quality time (they just want to be with that person and know about them, ask questions and actually also answer some questions and get more personal about themselves when they truly trust and love somebody. For Scorpio it's either all in or nothing at all, so quality time fits here well for all "stages".)
Sagittarius: quality time (I know I know it's another quality time one but honestly what else would you classify going on spontaneous trips with each other and getting tattoos as souvenirs? Their love language is wanting to be with that person and demanding less space than with the rest. They just wanna be wild and free with you lol maybe go to festivals, show you their music and teach you some words they picked up from other languages.)
Capricorn: physical touch/acts of service (they don't need verbal affirmation, they get and give it through touch. They would put their work load aside just to help you with something if their loved one needed them and tbh get a kick from being needed. Also definitely the most sneakily touchy one out of the signs.)
Aquarius: quality time (yes I am going to talk in 1st person plural because my Aquarius influence in love is almost illegal tbh we just like talking to others, quite like gemini, with the difference that our emphasis is not on curiosity and venture but rather on wanting to give the other the feeling they are understood. We will let you know the weirdest shit about us that nobody knows (again, referring back to the onion layers that Aquarius uses to kind of control the proximity between themselves and others) when we truly trust you. With words, it kinda can get a bit uncomfy though, so, a bit like Virgo, we like writing more than actually talking to you upfront about it lol. Also we will have debates with you about stuff that interests us and then mad respect you when you win and actually make it to convince us haha)
Pisces: physical touch/quality time (just wants to be in somebody's arms. Hopeless romantic, and seeks a deep emotional bond where you teach each other things. There's a reason Pisces is exalted in Venus: it's because they go beyond the realms of realism and love in a world untouched by humans. It's what we or most people want love to feel like: emotional, dreamy, very much surreal and magical and fairy tail-esque. Pisces will give you the type of bond that just can't be described in words and you also don't want to reduce it to some letters either.)
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astrobiche · 3 years ago
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Zodiac signs in school 🏫
This is based on my personal experience with these signs and the post only takes into consideration the sun sign, which is not enough so take this with a pinch of salt!! (Fun post definitely not educational)
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Air signs
They're the ones that are most likely to leave an impression on the teachers, either good or bad lol and are hardly forgotten even by their peers.
💎Geminis usually tend to be good students, they like to discuss theories with teachers regardless of whether they put lots of effort in their studies or not, even argue/debate and not take information at face value, but that could get them in trouble when they take it too far. (I know a gemini who got in trouble with a professor because he would give counter arguments all the time, to the point she kicked him out of class). They usually have many friends and they can be popular, even when introverted.
💡 Aquas tend to argue with teachers too hehe but they can be the ones to defend the students' rights and stand up for folks/say what everyone is thinking but too afraid of saying, they don't shy away from the attention this gets them. (An aquarius girl used to tell the teacher straight up that her ways of teaching were not effective and students shouldn't be treated with disrespect). A lot of aquas also love astronomy! And they offer a fresh perspective during class debates.
⚖️ Libras either dont give a fuq and just sit there being pretty or they try to get the teacher to like them and flatter them 😭 but if they have other academically inclined placements, they can be extremely hardworking! Also they can come to class dressed to the nines and carry lipgloss/perfume in their bags. Their notebooks are usually also very aesthetically pleasing as they use all types of colored pens and even doodle cute shapes like roses on them.
Fire signs
🔥 Aries are lowkey in class but school can get them too worked up, they can be active and join clubs dedicated to sports to blow off some steam. They are also prone to headaches and should relax a little 😭 they can be quite the flirts too! They also get the job done even when they procrastinate.
🦁 Leos, those who work hard usually are the type to enroll in extracurricular activities and take online courses to make their resume as neat and full as possible, some stand out and some don't. Those who breeze through everything can still be popular and easygoing, the guy/girl next door type. You can find them in theatre club and generally in lots of clubs. If they see a cat lounging on campus, 8/10 they would go "aww how cute" or some variation of this or even pet it.
🧜Sags are either at the top of their class or don't give a shit, no in between. They tend to ace foreign languages exams and are friendly with exchange students, trying to experience different cultures as much as they can. They can be sporty too. Those who don't care about school rarely even attend class or could get in all sorts of trouble with teachers. If they lead a club, they're most likely the laid back type who listens to everyone. They can be either too hype/too reserved? Like they can be confusing but still funny.
Water signs
🦅 Scorpios, i didnt meet many but those i know get impacted so much by their studies? Its like they let them affect their mood and they tend to be too introspective and hard on themselves. Especially scorpio stelliums. The scorpio suns i know stand out the most in class amongst the rest of the water signs. With peers, they can be super sweet but they dish out the shadiest comments when someone pisses them off lmao
🌙 Cancers same, they might let their studies affect their mood a lot. They can be moody at times and they tend to remember stuff well? Not necessarily school related but their memory is no joke, especially those with cancer mercury. Those i know don't try too hard in school, even though they're smart. They're very funny and crack the best jokes in class and make memes a lot haha and are little gossipy 👀
🧚 Pisces, those i know don't let school affect them that much. They might join the students board to defend people's rights. They can be wise when developed and seem grounded and poised. Very sweet. (Might update this once I know more pisces suns)
Earth signs
🌿 Virgos, they are amazing at debate and public speaking. Even when they get lazy and don't put effort into their work, I noticed how they can make great presentations. Also good at writing! I know a virgo sun who published a bunch of books when he's still in uni. They are surprisingly chill about school work.
🏞️ Capricorns, hard on themselves and could either feel like the rest of the group are incompetent in group projects, or they may feel like they're incompetent themselves and not good enough. Teachers tend to like them. Good at problem solving. They tend to focus on their goals and projects and are rarely swayed or blindsided.
🍃 Taurus, those I know tend to care more about extra curricular activities and projects they have on the side than actual school. May not have that many friends as they value quality over quantity. (I didn't get to meet that many tauruses yet so will probably update once i do).
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ame-perduexx · 4 years ago
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Random Astro Observations <3
(ughhhh this one took so long again - take what you want, leave what you want:D )
Cancer Venus (males specifically) love giving gifts!! and hugs!! type to just lay on top of you bc they like the pressure hehe
Scorpio Risings do be having that piercing eye-contact!! and a lot of ones who have blue eyes I’ve noticed have a lot of multi-colors in there! like green,brown,hazel all wrapped up in the blue
Taurus Venus’ become attached v v v quickly in relationships, physical touch is definitely one of their big love languages, and sometimes their identity is tied to the person they are with, and they don’t particularly see/find a problem with this
Capricorn Suns are literally some of the funniest people I’ve ever met. they all have contagious laughter. ppl like to make them out to be this responsible party killers but in my experience these are some of the biggest “party animals” - when a Capricorn lets loose its fucking amazing
Capricorn Moons are....strange with their emotions....my personal experience is that they don’t necessarily withhold their emotional responses but more of manipulates them into getting certain things from people.....
Aries Moons are the ones to have tantrums. hate to say it but you guys really be getting ANGRY one second, have a lil scream & cry sesh, and then 5 mins later all is forgotten and they’re giggling at YouTube videos
you can always tell who a Cancer Rising is...especially in females.....they also are some of the most pure-hearted ppl ever - nice just for nice’s sake!
Pisces moons are 10xxxxx more emotional than Cancer moons but Cancer moons are 10xxxxx more emotional than Cancer suns
lmaoooo Libra suns talk so much shit behind peoples back and then will treat them like royalty the next min.
Taurus Sun females I unfortunately really do notice get into a lot of physical/emotional/mental abusive relationships - ones that literally end up pushing friends/family away to remain in the toxic situation
Gemini moons really struggle with vocalizing their emotional needs/desires -they will literally talk about anything in the world except how they are ACTUALLY feeling
Leo rising (females specifically) are sexualized at a very young age and will most likely struggle a lot with men viewing them solely as sex objects
seriously....every virgo (male or female) I’ve met are insanely different from each other
Scorpio moons (my fellow babies <3) will most likely struggle with their relationship with their mother!! like insane amounts of miscommunication and the mother was probably emotionally unavailable!! also physical touch is very *meaningful and at times v overwhelming
Aquarius moons have no idea what they really want. I truly think their deepest desires are other-worldly - in the sense that it’s hard for them to find what they want from another person bc their desires can’t necessarily be found “on this earth” 
Sag suns almost always study abroad, work abroad, or travel a lot abroad in life
****That’s it I tried to include an array of signs and placements but you know how it be!! Cheers <333
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spiritualhippybitch · 4 years ago
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Inspired by @m-ariams
It’s no nuance november so I’m gonna do one for Astrology too hehe 🌚✨
🪕@ cancer mars, you might think you “showed” them with your passive aggressive remarks, but you didn’t. You’re just a bitch who can’t confront.
🪕Aquarius sun with Sagittarius moon have THE BIGGEST god complex. They victimize themselves and make you feel bad for them and then proceed to belittle your ideas and opinions. They’ll correct you on things you are right about, and act like you don’t know anything. (Also avoiding emotional confrontation at any cost, most likely with stupid jokes) you are also not that funny.
🪕Leos are either really smart or they are really stupid.
🪕@ Sagittarius you are not Gandalf stfu. You don’t know everything.
🪕a lot of people shit on Aries for being “the youngest sign” and act like Aries are only about being impulsive and childish, when in reality most Aries are really wise, mature and extremely creative and artistic. Ex. Emma Watson, Lady Gaga, Elton John, Mariah Carey
🪕 as much as I love most Pisces ( having Venus, Mercury and my 7th house in Pisces) you guys really need to shut up about relationships and the people you are talking to atm. Like yeah we get it, you jump from one relationship to another so you don’t have to face the fact, that you should love YOURSELF first before someone else. (This is especially true for Pisces who have a lot of fire influence and a Scorpio mars)
🪕if you have Capricorn moon you’re fucking awesome and probably the one who holds your family and friend group together. You’re the best, sorry I don’t make the rules.
🪕you don’t hate gemini, you just hate that you can’t control them the way you want. Also you just hate the fact they can do so many things at once, jealous much...
🪕@ Scorpio moons and Mercuries, it’s not that deep get over yourselves.
🪕from personal experience cancers can be really manipulative and lie a lot to victimize themselves or to make themselves look “good”.
🪕cancers with Leo influence can be really rude and arrogant. Especially rising and/ or moon
🪕 Taurus can also be really rude and they’re stubbornness just adds to it in certain situations.
🪕 there are actually a lot of libras who bully and Aries who stand up against the bully.
🪕 @ Scorpios you staring the shit out of someone doesn’t make u mysterious, it makes people want a restraining order.
🪕 literally every Taurus I know is a pothead. And sadly it’s because you guys do it to avoid problems. (Doesn’t mean that everyone who smokes is)
🪕@ Capricorn moons, smoking cigarettes won’t solve your problems, however it will solve your wish to die by giving you various types of cancer.
🪕And lastly libras loovveee to pretend like they listen to you, but in the end totally ignore what you said and continue to do what they want.
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zhowongli · 4 years ago
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hello! i started a new thread because the other one (+ this one) got really long, so sorry! but i guess this is my love letters to you guys because you’ve made my tumblr experience so, so much better && i’m grateful for all of you guys + all of my mutuals and followers!!
first of all, @himawari-senpaii thank you so so much for your kind words! meggi, i love your sunflower motif because it suits you so well! sunflowers make me smile whenever i see them, and it really brings me so much joy to see you on my dash/notifs. your tags are always so fun and sweet. thank you for tagging me in this 🥺 
@animoozies connie, where do i even start? you were my very, very first tumblr mutual on this account! i’m so thankful you reached out to me before, and you’re still checking up on me even now. words can’t describe how much i adore you + how appreciative of you! when i see you on my dash with your stories, i always end up cackling because you’re so fun. idk how you do it working all those hours + going to nursing school, but you is a mf boss ass queen!!
@hoekaashi ash, my queen!! my tag for you is my day is blessed because ash ✨exists✨ because that’s honestly how i feel about you. i am truly blessed with your kindness, your humor, your friendship, you. thank you for always keeping me company through our struggles in pharmacy school! you are one of the realest people i know, and i feel so honored that you always send me random kenma pics & fics you think i’d like 🥺
@kanao annette, the other half of my soul, my whole heart, my literal soul sister. you are one of the biggest blessings i’ve received this year, and i honestly don’t know where i would be without you listening to my dumb shit and supporting me through all my mess LOL. thank you for validating me all the time, even if it’s just stupid stuff like enabling me to buy all the random stuff that i’ve been thinking about LMAO. i love how we are always ✨speaking✨ and  ✨manifesting✨ good things in our futures together. i literally feel like i can talk about any and everything with you, and i love that about us 🥺 i am manifesting that beach vacation 2021 for us, okay!!! 💖
@sapphitedreams leo, my cutest menace in the kitchen 💖 thank you for reaching out to me when i was too shy to reach out to you uuuu. you’re such a chaotic calm in my life, and i love your energy. i am constantly in awe with how adorable, supportive, and creative you are! even though you bully me sometimes and only make things for characters’ birthdays, you are so so talented and it floors me every time i see your creations because they are so amazing idk how they’re real. i hope you are able to get some rest even if you have to work during your break (& i hope you don’t accidentally fall during work anymore smh HAHAH)!
@onefortyninecm danielle!! my love!! i know i mention this before, but i am always so so inspired by you. you’re so tiny, but you have such a big heart and soul. you’re so beautiful inside and out + your humor is god tier. i’m so glad you were the very first person i’ve ever commissioned from (& spiraled me into comissioning indulgent kenma art HAHAHA), and i’m still amazed by your talent and kindness every time you post something new omg. i still can’t believe you DREW ON YOUR PHONE what the heck!! you’re so talented it’s crazy HAHA. i’m always thinking fondly of you + dandy wedding in a pumpkin patch 2021, okay thanks. 
@p-irozhki rissa!! i am so blessed with all the gifs you create and all your content on my dash! whenever i think of you, i think about all the smol icons you use because to me, you = cuteness = i wanna hug you so much!!! i think i already said it, but i’m always so thankful when you read all my self-indulgent fanfics and leave kind comments on them 😭 thank you for culturing me about mangoes HAHAHA. there’s never a bad time with you, and i’m thankful we got to meet this year!
@hoshino-a lena lena! you actually have so much bde that i am in constant awe by you. you are such a baddie & i have this like clear imagine in my head of you with crisp and clean vibes + the skies from your pfp on discord, hehe. i love you and all your brain rots about your exes. at this point, every time i see semi, my first thought is “ah it’s lena’s ex” and whenever i hear some sad song, i would be like “omg it’s lena ab her ex semi eita” LMFAOIOAGJDLA. i love talking to you because your energy is just immaculate + i just love your presence 💖 also please get some sleep because do you even sleep 😭 
@myelocin nic!! you’ve painted my world in so many iridescent shade so life, i can’t even begin to describe how much you mean to me. you works are just so beautiful so imagine how much i shrieked when i saw you followed me LMFAOOADIGDALJ i love that your blog is your safe space because it has become a place of comfort for me as well (and i’m going to miss you so much when you leave 😭😭). your makki brain rot is so strong, and sometimes i think about makki and you making dinner and teasing each other and throwing flour at each other or something idk. this is nic’s world now and we are all living in it tbh. 
@tsu-kiss nina!! you are someone i find such comfort in. i’m not really sure if that even makes sense LOL. but your blog and you are a source of comfort for me. in my head, you have such an older sister vibe even though i’m older than you LMAOOADGHDAKJ. i hope life is treating you well because you deserve all the best!! seeing you thrive makes my heart so full 🥺 i love you so much!!
@souheii lisa!! i kid you not, the first time you dropped an ask in my ask box, my heart skipped a beat because you told me you love me and i love you and you are so cute and i cri!!!! i know we don’t talk often, but every time i see you on my dash or in my notifs or when we do talk, it’s like a little shot of serotonin every time :”) thank you for being such a lovely human being mrs. iwaizumi hajime, 27, althetic trainer😭
@ultkags​ cas!! my first child 💖 i know you’re on a hiatus right now because school really, really sucks BUT you are seriously one of my biggest blessings. you are literally my ray of sunshine because every time i talk to you, i gain so much warmth and energy from you. every time i see your edits, it absolutely AMAZES me because i literally don’t know how i am able to see all your edits FOR FREE?? all your thoughts behind the composition and symbolism for each piece is CRAZY. please remember that i’m always your biggest fan + i love you so so much. please take care and remember to drink water and get some rest!! your grandma is always here to send you love + forehead kisses because this grandma can’t bake :(
@u-make-my-heart-tsumtsum​ ree!! hi, i know we’ve only started talking recently but i love how open and warm you are. our love was so strong that even tumblr tried to stop us 😭 conversations with you are always so easy and lovely, and you are just such a cool person!? i love reading all your thoughts (& i can’t wait to dive into your masterlist after school ends because we live for fluffy tsumu content 😭). i’m not sure why you even follow me, but i adore you so much!!
@neonghxst​ el, where do i even begin!! you are such a lovely person, and i literally have no other words to say because you always leave me speechless. your writing is so so gorgeous, and you are so so beautiful. i love reading all your stories because they truly leave an everlasting impact on me, and i love reading your interactions + just seeing you on my dash. you are so thoughtful, and you take care of everyone around you so well. i hope that you are also giving yourself the same treatment because you deserve all the best as well! remember to drink water in between your coffees and get some rest as you go into your final 2 weeks of the semester!! 
@und3lla​ maliha! hi love! i know we haven’t spoken much or in a while, but i really do always think of you randomly. you were one of the first mutuals i made && you are such a sweet soul. i love how every time we talk, it really fills me up with happiness. thank you for just being such a lovely person && you truly are one of the softest people i’ve met. thank you <3
@deadontheinsidebut angel, my dumb ham, my queen, my hoe (heaven on earth), my everything. i know you are also on a semi-hiatus right now because everything that’s going on, but i hope you are properly taking care of yourself >:( i’m always here to remind you to drink some water in between your coffees and teas and to GET SOME REST. you are so so driven, and i really admire how open and friendly you are. you truly are your namesake because you are literally an angel, and i always feel so blessed to be in your presence (even if you bully me sometimes for being a boomer 😔). words can’t describe how much i love you and care about you && i hope that you are able to find what you’re looking for during your break! 💖
@rumprich​ ananya! hello! i am so thankful to see you and all your content on my dash. you have so much creativity, and all your edits are so aesthetically pleasing to look at? like it’s so light + pretty!! i’m so so grateful that we are mutuals somehow because ahhh i really don’t deserve you. you are so adorable, and i truly am blessed to see your presence! 
@yuki-souma​ vee! i know we only started talking very very recently, but you are so much fun to talk to! i love how diverse our conversations are, and i love that we have similar favorites, and even when we don’t, it’s always a fun conversation that i look forward to! i love how open and inviting you are, and i’m really grateful that we are mutuals + i love and appreciate you so so much! 
@owlywrites​ owly! hello! you are seriously one of the most supportive souls i’ve met on this website. your kindness and drive to learn always leaves me speechless because you’re so amazing. thank you for being so kind to me, and i hope you extend that same kindness to yourself! don’t be so hard on yourself and remember to take breaks and take care too. you are such a beautiful soul, and i hope you’ll remember that i’m always here to support you!! 
@graphicstills-in-motion hi arianne! thank you so so much for always being so kind to me. i don’t know what i did in life to deserve you, but i must have done something right to have someone so kind like you in my life! thank you for being such a sweet soul + always boosting everyone around you up. your kindness is definitely contagious! i love seeing your edits and reading our conversations because there are always so many thoughts put in. thank you <3
@applepienation​ justine! thank you so much for always checking in on me whenever i post random shit on my dash. i really do appreciate you and all that you do for not just me, but also for everyone around you. you are such a ray of sunshine, and i’m so thankful that you’re in my life! i know uni is crazy for you right now, but i hope you’re still taking time to take care of yourself! sending you lots of love and positive energy!!
@touyax​ drake! hi love. i absolutely LIVE for your tags LMAOOADJGALD. they are literally my thoughts but you just typed them out HAHAH. i’m so thankful that i get to see your beautiful content on my dash, and i’m always in awe by all your edits! thank you for always being such a fun person + never leaving me feeling like a fool whenever i post ask games LOL. i love and appreciate you so much! 💖
@kagehjna​ ilayda! my kagehina supplier 🥺🥺 i love seeing your presence on my dash because you truly post all the best things! you are such a lovely person + i love reading your tags HAHA. you are truly a joy and we will definitely have matching kagehina icons one day okay 😭😭 12/7 is finally here/coming SO I AM SO EXCITED FOR YOU!!! thank you for always blessing me <3
@sadaharus hi mei! you are literally the definition of softness to me. all your content and edits are just so soft and beautiful, and i love seeing everything you post. you are my main gintama supplier HAHA. i really appreciate how kind you are + how you’re always so sweet to me. 🥺 i know it’s kinda funny how i started following you because of a random ask game, but i’m so so glad i did because i always feel so thankful you’re here! 
@fake-charliebrown charlie! my little sprout babie!! i have so much admiration for you because you have so so much talent! your style is so distinctive, and i love that!! it’s so soft + vibey, and i’m honestly so so amazed by it all. not to mention, you have the best haikyuu thoughts! thank you for sharing all of that with me! i’m thankful for you, thank you <3
@itachihaa​ ay! my froggy princess 🥺 thank you for always being so kind to me + having the patience to deal with how slow i am to responding!! i’m really appreciative of you always because you make/have so much beautiful content and you are so so sweet as well!? and the way you call me miss starlight 🥺 that makes me so soft like!! uuu i love you. 
@stardust-make-a-wish​ star! you are so so adorable!! i LOVE reading your tags because they make me feel so fuzzy and soft but also relatable HAHA. your presence is such a joy + thank you for always interacting with me even though i just spam random stuff LMAO. i love how thoughtful your answers are + how much you love cake/sweets (very suiting because you are so sweet 🥺). thank you for being interested in me even though i am the one asking you questions! 
@karasu-hoes​ daisy! hello! i have so much admiration for you because you have so much creativity and kindness! like your events are so cool and unique + your writing is so beautiful! i love reading your feral thoughts + all your work. i also really love reading your witching hours!!! thank you for blessing me with you 🥺 you are always so kind + i love how much you care about your friends and the people around you. i hope you’re taking care while renewing your teaching certifications! 💖
@frailuta nico! hello love! i know we haven’t really spoken before, but i just want to know i love you so much. you make the most beautiful gifs + i truly am in awe every time you post something. life is tough sometimes, but you are tougher! sending so so much love and positive energy to you + please remember to take care! <3
to all my mutuals and followers: thank you so so much for sticking with me and my mess of a blog. i honestly don’t really contribute much to anything, but i’m so thankful you guys are still here! thank you, thank you, thank you! i love and appreciate all of you guys + my ask box/messages are always open if you want/need someone to talk to 💖 thinking fondly of everyone today + so much love to you guys mwah mwah!
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shinymooncolor · 4 years ago
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Hi everyone,
Here’s a little companion piece to @canesinthecrease @siriuslyqueer’s O’Knutzy fic
As always - thanks to @lumosinlove for this fandom!
Leo grinds. Logan scowls. Nado strikes out. Kuny has a feeling. This is a short little thing. There’s a lot of arguing. Future plans are made.
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Friday 5.32 pm
Kuny: we bring out leo and tremz. I think they want drink. We buy leo drink. Cute boy will help get girls
Nado: I love you bro. What better way to appreciate cute baby rookie than to use his innocent boy next door to ensnare hopeless girls
Kuny: I think he have fun. Tremz too. Boy very tense. Wanted fight today had to hold him away. Little puppy try to fight big dog
Nado; are you the big dog?
Kuny: bigger dog than u
Nado: fuck off you’re like build on whatever shit they fed you in Russia.
Nado: but you still wanna go out? I’ll ask tremz and Leo. What about Olli?
Kuny: not Olli last time he talk to stripper and help her get job. He not good at that
Nado: that was precious. He’s legit the only man to ever pay someone to get off his lap. I wasted $200 trying to get him a lap dance
Kuny: u can put on outfit and lap dance Olli. I know u still have it
Nado: of fuck off you couldn’t keep your eyes of me. Bitch
Kuny: you look good in heel. Hehe almost tall as me. That why picture is in living room.
Nado: Leo says he won’t drink much. Hahahaha no. Wanna go to slugs? Bet we won’t get trouble for Leo.
Kuny: slugs ok. Have shirt I borrow I only brought tshirt
Nado: don’t stretch it. But yeah. It’s in my bag
Friday 11.34 pm
Nado: hey Kuny where the hell u at? Tremz is scowling so hard and grumbling. I was gone for like 20 minutes
Kuny: leo drunk. Did u sex in bathroom? We at bar. Leo is drunk heh he wants dance
Nado: nah just made out. Lock didn’t work hahah also she was too young. Don’t wanna be creep.
Kuny: I think Logan jealous
Nado: what?
Kuny: he was rude to girl I introduce to leo and he blush when I ask why
Nado: he’s just tense af!! imagine living in dumo’s basement - he needs to get laid. Both of them.
Kuny: ok u find girl for Logan I dance with Leo
Saturday 1.33 am
Nado; did Leo just grind? Or did my eyes deceive me
Kuny: heh he grind and stole hat. He hang off Logan. Is cute like baby fluffy gray bear thing
Nado: a koala? Did they get into the taxi alight?
Kuny: yess koala. Yes leo climbed in Logan lap. I think he like boy
Kuny: Also u bring home girl?
Nado: nah can’t be bothered too much work. Wanna go get some greasy food? Also Calm down, I know you love queer eye but I don’t think leo and Logan are secretly screwing. And if he wanted boys why wouldn’t he be climbing me? I’m like 200 pound certified Canadian beef.
Kuny: I just get vibe but maybe u right. We get curly fries also u not hot. I’m hot. And cute accent
Nado: fuck off! If I wanted a man I could get ANY man I wanted.
Kuny: not me. And no. I get more man than u.
Nado: I know thAts not what you mean but hahahahhahahahhaahahahaahahahah - also, I think I couldn’t get you? I know you bub, I could get you in my bed in 20 minutes hardly even trying
Kuny: is not fair. I’m smart in Russian. Ha no u can’t - prove it
Nado; ok. I’d take you to the zoo so you can make faces and giggle at the penguins, then I’d buy you fancy sushi and fruity cocktails, I know you have a thing for hair so I’d get my fingers in your hair and you’d be on my bed. Easy peasy.
Kuny: not bad date but I saw kase scare you haha. U can’t handle big boys
Nado: I wasn’t scared? Did you see his eyes? He was about to eat me or something. Also if he hadn’t just played a game I bet he’d have been interested.
Kuny: u took cold shower.
Nado: I can’t help it man. Kase is hot when he’s angry hahahah
Kuny: home? I’m hungry u always so horny
Nado: you’re always hungry. Gonna eat me out of the house and I’m not always Horny but I have needs
Kuny: then find new roomie. U love me. U have date with right hand
Nado: alright you big lump, meet at the front doors. And leave my hand out of this. Freak.
Saturday 8.21 am
Kuny: I think this first time no girl in kitchen
Nado: well, couldn’t be bothered.
Nado: I want pancakes pleAseeeee I wuw uuuu
Kuny: I not wife u make pan cake and that don’t work when u not look like puppy. Also princess is napping on me. She cute
Nado: you’re so the wife. you came home with princess, you actually talk to the aloe Vera plant, you cook and clean. Don’t understand how she can stand your stinky face
Kuny: I not wife. U my wife I make more money and I’m bigger. Also not stinky took shower when we got home.
Nado: no you’re not. Ew don’t tell me about your wanking
Kuny: yes I am. And I not wank just shower. Leo spill his beer on me. Ur shirt hehe
Nado: well we’d be husbands anyways also you better have soaked that!!
Kuny: ur such a wife hehe my little French girl. Heheheh
Nado: you’d be lucky to land me. I’m legit the only person to keep up with your snoring and disgusting socks everywhere and I’m French Canadian Kunt not French
Kuny: u snore too
Nado: alright how’s this. Once we retire together if we’re both single, let’s give it a go. Bro wives eh??
Kuny: u make pancake and we have deal
Nado: alright you pathetic dork. Using our cat as en excuse to make me do all the work
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kyuus4ku · 3 years ago
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Omg, can you analyze my big 3? If you don't want to you can ignore this lol
Mine is Sagittarius sun, Aquarius moon and Leo rising
hehe hiii and yes sure! can't ignore a sag ^_^
zodiac ask game
sagittarius sun
okay i did this earlier so i hope u don't mind me copy pasting/paraphrasing... bc i went feral with this one lmfao; sags are genuinely my top FAVOURITES. i could talk to you guys for hours because AJRKDS you're just so fun and witty. great listeners and very easy to get comfortable with! i wouldn't be afraid to say the weirdest shit with you guys because you're so chill AND I JUST LOVE YOUR SASS AND HUMOUR SO FUCKING MUCH like i'd let you guys roast me bc you do it well LMAO could say you're a little quick-tempered, which can make you a little blunt with your words? it's not that you do on purpose, but fire signs are usually on-the-go type, so you need to have an outlet somewhere maybe? it really depends on your patience, nevertheless you are extremely bright, and ik sags were and always are capable of making me see the bright side of things, even if they're not very motivated themselves. are you addicted to things you're familiar with because the idea of change kinda scares you? uncertainty and the lack of clarity could just send you into a spiral sometimes, right? you're not set in your ways, you just feel like sometimes there are so many paths to choose from, and choosing just one path seems so fucking overwhelming. at least that's my experience with sag suns. nevertheless, you guys are understanding, and even if you don't understand someone's state of mind (due to how curious you are, you will eventually), you won't judge them for it. i see u have a fire sign (leo) as your rising too... could i say that whenever intense emotions come into perspective, you kind of lose control and it impacts your self-confidence?
aquarius moon
i did this earlier too! but i'll personalise it a little so it's a more relevant to your respective chart: i suppose this part of your chart accounts the part of you which likes to be alone? aquarius moons thrive in isolation, but not in a bad way. they like to do things on their own, and i could say you feel pretty detached from everything and everyone at times, correct? that's probably because you're used to be a loner, and people may point out how distant you actually are, maybe without you even being aware of it. you could say you're emotionally detached? and that makes it hard for you to bind close relationships. nevertheless, you are really good at communication. aqua placements generally treasure communication, and again, i'm guessing you're great at listening due to this. people find your serene nature to be so comforting, making you one of the most calming placements to be around. the aquas i know are extremely understanding, and not in the least judgmental. an ideal type of conversationalist, if you're around people you are comfortable with. now for you, i'm guessing it's hard to cope with how fierce your emotions can be sometimes since aquarius moons are more or less... detached and calm. pretty much versatile? fire signs (sag, leo, aries) are on-the-go, right, so perhaps you're torn between dealing with a problem slowly and wanting to get past it asap, which can lead to more stress and conflict. it really depends on whether or not you prefer to feel. nevertheless your sag sun really contributes to your social skills, and your aquarius moon just adds on to how reliable/caring you are.
leo rising
did this earlier too! but i will elaborate a bit more: all i can say is that: if you know what you want, not much can stop you from getting there (depending on how self-reliant you are). you have a pretty chill aura, but i suppose people would perceive you as enthralling if you're comfortable enough around them, especially if they give you the liberty to be yourself. people may view you as caring and supportive, and accuse you of having a heart of gold, which many people won't hesitate to take advantage of. it is nice to have a little attention directed your way, no? your sense of security varies with how people view you, so being praised is something you don't mind, but being insulted is something you can't take. leo placements are generally classified as leaders, but leo risings don't mind being lone wolves either, since overwhelming circumstances (crowded places, panicky situations) send them into a fit of agitation.
okay i can tell you're a friendly person? depending if you're comfortable with someone? literally all these placements make up one of the most friendliest, charismatic signs, but you aren't a pushover. i say that because one, leo placements have ego (good thing, not bad) and they don't really tolerate it when people try to step over them. can be defensive/protective too? sags don't tolerate bs either, and aquarius moons are reserved, but this kinda balances out everything. like you can be aggressive, but you can all be passive, depending on how well you can read a situation (you're a sag, i bet you're good at reading ppl's energy /gen) your aquarius moon hinders you from being too rash, your leo moon provides you with confidence and anything else which can offer self-defense, and your sag sun can help you adapt to people's energy. ngl your chart was one of the hardest to decipher i'm sorry if its not that accurate!!
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meyouuu18 · 4 years ago
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TTROPAHIN O JOJOWAIN: JOJAK SAYNS EDITION
𝗣𝗜𝗦𝗖𝗘𝗦 - JOJOWAIN. Pisces people are empaths by nature. Sobrang jowa material nila, lahat ng kaya nilang iprovide para maging masaya ka lang, ibibigay nila. Maski umabot sa point na wala ka na talagang kelangan gawin kundi mag-exist at mahalin sila. Pati sobrang dali nila ma-attach, di sila pwedeng harot harutin kasi trip mo lang. Kaya kung ayaw mo mag commit, wag kang humarot ng Pisces na nananahimik, tangA
𝗔𝗥𝗜𝗘𝗦 - TTROPAHIN. Unless kaya mong magkeep up sa mga to kasi palagi silang busy. They are goal-driven people and usually focuses on their careers more than anything else kaya in their defense, busy naman talaga sila. Walang time for relationships kaya wala ding time magbigay ng label. Ang maganda lang sa kanila, masarap silang kasama sa inuman kasi sila pasimuno ng kwentuhang kagaguhan, saka sila yung nanlilibre nalang bigla pag lasing. Actually, sila yung mga mahilig manlibre in general. Pwedeng pwede harutin kapag ikaw mismo di pa ready magcommit. Baka naghahanap ka ng maling tao para sa Pasko, sila na yon. 🥰
𝗧𝗔𝗨𝗥𝗨𝗦 - JOJOWAIN. Mga masasarap kasama. Masarap kausap. Masarap magluto. Masarap magmahal. Masarap sakalin. Masasarap in general. They prefer comfort above anything else, kaya expect to be treated like VIPs. They like art, music, and food. You don’t have to worry about where to go — they know a lot of places to take you to. They make good Instagram partners and makakaasa kang hindi masasayang yung OOTD mo, badi. Jowable na jowable sila kasi bukod sa may sense silang kausap and may laman utak nila, sobrang okay din yung sense of humor nila. Ang problema lang sa mga fucking Taurus, kapag nag-away kayo, wag kang umasang mananalo ka. At the end of the day, kahit sino pang mali, ikaw ang magsosorry. Para kang nabudol hAHAHAHAHAHAHa
𝗚𝗘𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗜 - TTROPAHIN. Kasi mga 🅱️🅾️🅰️🆖 sila. It goes without saying na pag may Gemini kang kasama, hindi boring ang buhay kasi andami nilang personalities. Para kang may 10 tropa sa isang tao. Marami silang kayang gawin, magugulat ka nalang na skilled pala sila sa isang bagay. Kaya ang sarap nila maging tropa. Sila yung mga mag aaya gumala pero di natutuloy. Kahit Kdrama saka american series sisimulan lang di tatapusin. Sa una lang magagaling. Ang tanging tatapusin nila, relasyon nyo. 🥰 Jowain mo unless boang ka din and gusto mo maexperience pano maging ✨ 𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙪𝙣𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚 ✨.
𝗖𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗘𝗥 - JOJOWAIN. Pakiusap lang, jowain nyo ang mga Cancer babies. They are very caring and loving in general. Their maternal instincts are out of this world, para kang baby kapag kasama mo sila. Y’alls dont have to worry about your day, a Cancer got you covered. They make homes out of people they love, so expect a long-term relationship with them. Ang downside lang is since sobra sila mag invest and care sa tao, sobra din sila kung mag overthink. Every little thing na mapapansin nilang nagbago mula sa tono ng boses mo hanggang sa pagtatype mo, ikakaoverthink nila. They wont ask for too much, siguro isang timbang assurance saka loyalty lang kapalit ng karupukan nila sayo. Saka di ubra sa kanila yung 30-day trial. Kung di mo kaya mag offer ng lifetime warranty, wag ka dito tAnga.
(Also, founders of #sadboisadgirlclub)
𝗟𝗘𝗢 - TTROPAHIN. Uhm. Leos. Unless you can date someone who only sees and values themselves, sure. Leos are known for being narcissists. They put themselves first before anything or anyone else. Pag sila jowa mo, para ka paring single. They have a really bad temper so usually sila yung super vocal sa misunderstandings and sila yung mapride talaga. They seem like they don't know how to really be in a relationship or how a relationship actually works. Super okay nila as tropa tho, kasi masarap silang kasama and hindi sila KJ sa mga trip nyong gawin. Very reliable as a friend, not as a jowa. Also, di ka nila iiyakan. They got no time for that. NEXT!
𝗩𝗜𝗥𝗚𝗢 - BOTH. Virgos are smart manipulators. Akala mo naisahan mo sila pero yung totoo they are always a step ahead of you. They are lowkey perfectionists and small issues turn into big ones kasi kahit maliit na bagay kinakairita nila pag di nila gusto. They are really caring and can replace one of your parents for a lifetime. They know how to live and survive on their own — so they make good partners. They’re nice as friends din kasi they’re the super caring ones that goes “odiba, sabi ko na sayo e. Kaso di ka nakikinig. Marupok ka diba? O ayan tiisin mo tanga”. Sila rin yung usually tinatakbuhan ng friends. Most likely to have a bestfriend of the opposite sex, so eto baka maging issue nyo to. If you can’t deal with someone na parang puro mali lang nakikita sayo, wag ka na dito mars. They only want the best for you and themselves kasi. Hehe 💀
𝗟𝗜𝗕𝗥𝗔 - TOTORTAHIN. Yes. Ang mga dapat sa mga Libra ay tortahin nalang dahil hit or miss sila maging jowa. Kapag single, di makapili sa lima. Pag in a relationship, hindi naman marunong pano maging mabuting jowa. Mapapamura ka talaga. Bukod pa dyan, di nila alam yung gusto nila sa buhay nila, mapa-resto na kakainan o damit na isusuot. Likes all things aesthetic, cute, and fun. Social butterflies kaya baka maging issue nyo rin yung pag gala gala and travel. Saka wag ka magtaka kung after 1 week nyo magbreak meron na syang kausap na iba. Yung apat, nakareserba lang, mga ginhost nya nung naging kayo na. Jowain nyo mga Libra kung ikaw ay fucking paladesisyon sa buhay. They all need someone they can depend on for adult things and decision-making bc they are babies in a nutshell. Pero kung ikaw ay immature little shit din, maglaro nalang kayo ng tagu-taguan tutal igghost ka lang din naman.
𝗦𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗣𝗜𝗢 - SUSUNUGIN. MGA FUCKING DEMONS. Sabi nga, if the devil can’t reach you, he will either send a Scorpio or Sagittarius on your way. Mga legit magpapahirap ng buhay mong nanahimik. Guguluhin yung kaluluwa mong nahihimlay. Kung gusto mo ng may nang aaway sayo araw-araw, yung cocombohin ka ng mura kapag galit, yung isusumpa yung angkan mo kapag nag-break kayo, get yourself a fucking Scorpio, badi. Di man sure na magtatagal kayo, sure naman yung slot mo sa impyerno. On the other hand, they make great friends kasi they will take your secrets to the grave. Very reliable. In fairness sa mga Scorpio, matataas ang IQ and common sense nila. Masasarap din kasama sa galaan and inuman. Kapag may apocalypse, sila rin yung most likely na magsusurvive kasi di nila alam yung salitang panic. They're pretty chill in general — wag lang talaga tatamaan ng lintik kasi lintik lang ang walang ganti. Time!
𝗦𝗔𝗚𝗜𝗧𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗜𝗨𝗦 - ISASAING. Para naman maexperience nila pano maging bigas na iniiwan sa loob ng rice cooker at hindi binabantayan. Na pwede palang maging mabuting jowa kahit walang nakatingin sa kanila. Problema kasi sa mga Sagi, kung gano sila kabilis maboringan, ganon din sila kabilis magmove on and magdump. Isa sila sa mga signs na may reputation for being ghosters and takot sa commitment. The good thing about them is that they are VERY honest, reliable, and funny — the traits you look for in a friend. Saks na saks lang kasi hanggang friendship lang ang kaya nilang ioffer sayo sis. Sa sobrang funny nila, tingin nila sa feelings mo joke lang din kaya di ka seseryosohin. Gives good advices, 10/10. Lahat ng zodiac ata ikakasal na sa paligid, pero sila yung nag-iisang walang partner na happy drunk lang sa gedli. To them, life has so much to offer than being sad in a failed relationship. Atleast pag friends kayo di kayo nagbebreak.
𝗖𝗔𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗡 - BOTH. Caps make good partners kasi they're labelled as the CEOs and leaders of the zodiac. They are your law-abiding citizens. Mga nagbabayad ng tax ng maayos. Mga nag-aaral ng mabuti. Mga nagtatrabaho para sa magandang future. They like to live comfortably, so they work really hard for it. Gusto rin nila na yung mga tao sa buhay nila, napprovide nila yung needs. They make really good providers - in short, they make good life partners. The downside lang is that they're so focused on their goals, na magkakaron ng time na mas priority nila yumaman kesa lumandi. Trust me, they have time for love naman. Pero they rather be successful na single than may jowa pero walang naachieve na goals sa buhay. They're often hard on themselves, kasi a lot of people depend on them. Responsible, consistent, and supportive — all you can ask for in a friend and a partner.
𝗔𝗤𝗨𝗔𝗥𝗜𝗨𝗦 - BOTH. Tong mga Aquarius, mga hit or miss din parang Libra. Kaya bagay sila e. Minsan cold, minsan clingy. Minsan sweet, minsan toyo. Their mind is an endless reel of thoughts, kaya madalas sila mag overthink. They see things in all angles, kaya sobrang advance nila mag-isip. This is not good overall, pero sometimes it helps kasi pag may problema, expect them to think of all the possible solution and outcomes na minsan naooverlook mo. Kinda really hard to get to know them. They only let you see what they think you deserve to know. Kaya kung di ka worthy, wag ka mag expect na makikilala mo sila ng buo. They don't judge so they make a lot of friends. This trait also works in a relationship kasi you know they like you because of who you are. No need to pretend when you're with them. They may come off as flirty, pero if you don't poke their interest, expect them to get bored easily. It takes a lot of patience to know where you stand with them, so if you really like someone born under this sign, mag hoard ka na ng pasensya -- kulang ata isang timba.
Yan lang. Wag nyo ko awayin.
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giovanniis · 5 years ago
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what  is  UP  my  pals  ,  mis  amigos  .  my  name  is  dab  and  i’m  ur  new  bff  .  besides  that  ,  i’m  also  twenty  ,  use  she/they  pronouns  ,  and  am  kickin’  in  over  here  in  pst  !  under  the  cut  ,  i’m  gonna  ramble  probably  a  lot  about  my  son  ,  giovanni  .  (  spoiler  alert  :  he’s  a  dumbass  who  only  ever  wants  to  talk  about  hockey  .  )   DMISMDA  anyways  .  pls  give  this  a  LIKE  if  u’d  like  to  plot  and  i  will  come  RUNNING  !  my  d*scord  is  𝒅𝒂𝒃𝒆𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒊_420#1971  if  u  wanna  hmu  there  !  i’m  gonna  shut  up  here  now  so  i  can  start  babbling  more  below  hehe
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chicago’s very own GIOVANNI NARCISO has been spotted on madison avenue driving a range rover , welcome ! your resemblance to shawn mendes is unreal . according to tmz , you just had your twenty-second birthday bash  . your chance of surviving new york is uncertain because you’re stubborn , but being ambitious might help you . i think being a leo explains that .  3 things that would paint a better picture of you would be the sharpened blades of a pair of ice skates, hockey memorabilia everywhere, and late night escapades . 
╰  *  MINI STATS  !
FULL NAME  :  giovanni  noel  narciso  
NICKNAME(S)  :  gio  ,  g
AGE  :  twenty - two
GENDER  +  PRONOUNS   :  cis  male  +  he  /  him
ORIENTATION  :  bisexual   /   biromantic
ZODIAC  :  leo  sun  ,  gemini  rising  ,  pisces  moon  
BIRTHDAY  :  july  26th  ,  1997
PLACE  OF  BIRTH  :  toronto  ,  ontario  ,  canada 
LOVE  LANGUAGE  :  physical  touch  
OCCUPATION(S)  :  professional  hockey  player  for  the  ny  rangers  ,  socialite  
DRINKING  /  DRUGS  /  SMOKING  :  hell  yes  /  no  /  only  weed
TRAITS  :  stubborn  ,  hotheaded  ,  dramatic  ,  standoffish  ,  brash  ,  overemotional  ,  facetious  ,  distant  ,  provocative  ,  inconsistent  ,  unpredictable  ,  gullible  ,  sympathetic  ,  charming  ,  loyal  ,  hypocritical  ,  protective  ,  talented  ,  ambitious  ,  passionate  ,  affectionate  
LIFE  GOAL  :  make  it  to  the  hockey  hall  of  fame  and  be  remembered  as  the  G  O  A  T  
╰  *  BACKGROUND  INFO  !
giovanni narciso was born in toronto, canada on july 26th to a world-renowned hockey player and his socialite wife. needless to say, gio lived his life in the spotlight from the moment he was born, and he’s always had everything he’s ever wanted right at his fingertips.
from a young age, gio was encouraged to be active all the time. he started skating almost as soon as he learned how to stand up by himself. it’s no wonder that he had such a knack for it with his father being a hockey legend and the fact that he got so much practice. when his father realized that gio had a natural affinity, he put him onto a club hockey team as soon as he was old enough, and started making gio work with a private coach to give him a one-up on his teammates and everyone else on the ice ( despite the fact that he was only seven when he started ).
because of this, he always felt a lot of pressure to be the best he could possibly be… how could he not ? there were sports reporters showing up to his games to get the scoop on how he was doing, and how he compared to his father, and if he’d ever actually make it in professional hockey.
his parents divorced when he was eleven, and his mom moved to marry a much older, wealthy man in chicago, illinois. so, much to his despair, gio lived his life switching from toronto to chicago. the only constant in his life was hockey. so even though it stressed him the fuck out, it also made him feel at peace. he knew no matter where he was, he could get on the ice and kick everyone’s ass. he spent most of his time in chicago with his mom, and attended school there too, but during holidays or the summertime, he spent his time back up in toronto with his dad.
this really took a toll on his mental health because his mom ?? sorta just forgot about him :/ like … she fought for custody just to spite his dad ? she didn’t actually want gio. this sounds kinda dumb but like … sorta think about cinderella ( #gioella ) and how he suddenly got thrust into an entire new family that didn’t really like him or know how to connect with him. he felt really alone more often than not.
luckily, at sixteen, he was signed to a minor league hockey team in chicago. because of this development, he stopped going out to visit toronto as often ( especially when it was game season ). this caused a lot of buzz in the hockey community because oh my god giovanni narciso, son of a hockey legend, was breaking onto the scene
and it SHOULD’VE STAYED THAT WAY !!!! BUT NO ! gio’s dad had other things in mind. demon.
you see, pretty much all throughout high school, gio was dating kylie. she is the love of his life. there’s never been an ounce of doubt about that fact. the sky is blue and gio loves kylie. like ???
gio proposed to kylie when they were eighteen. fresh out of high school. this made gio’s dad LIVID. he didn’t like kylie or her family or anything about her. gio’s plan, of course, was to say a big fuck you ! and marry her anyways. but it didn’t end up working out like that.
sadly, giovanni’s father did not approve of her. was he a little salty that gio chose to stay in chicago and not visit anymore (even if it was because he was signed there) ? yes. was he incredibly greedy and wanted to cement the narciso name in history too ? aaaabsolutely.
as soon as he was eligible at eighteen, gio had multiple offers from nhl franchises to come play for their teams. he could pick and choose whoever he wanted, basically. he was a real hot commodity. but suddenly, the offers were being ripped right from his hands. and it was all because of his dad’s influence in the hockey world. he basically gave gio an ultimatum: marry kylie, and there was no more hockey. or do as he said, and he could have it all.
it was rushed, haphazardly chosen decision, but gio chose hockey. it had helped him through every rough patch in his life, and it was the one thing he knew he was good at. it’s not like he was exceptionally smart or good at anything else. if it wasn’t hockey, then he wasn’t worth anything. that’s something he honestly believes to this day.
so instead of TALKING THIS THROUGH WITH HER LIKE ANY RATIONAL PERSON WOULD ! he straight up left. packed his shit and left in the middle of the night when kylie was asleep. completely ghosted her. didn’t answer her texts, her calls, nothing. blocked her on everything.
he did as his father told him to, and started dating carolina graham, a nice girl that his father liked a lot better
their relationship was reminiscent of p*te dav*dson and ariana grande’s. they very quickly got engaged and they were the talk of all the tabloids. there wasn’t a moment where they could step out without cameras being shoved in their face. this sky-rocketed gio to socialite status. everyone that didn’t already know him from hockey wanted to know the handsome young man now engaged to carolina
ok now lightning round
when he was twenty-one , he secured the bag with the ny rangers DJSIOAJDOA and got a multi-year contract — one of the biggest contracts in the nhl history, and became one of the youngest captains ever .
* more fun facts about gio n hockey : he plays first string center and is #2 !
since his career was actually stable, he decided to stop having to pretend to be in love with someone, and immediately just broke up with carolina. he said goodbye wifey JDSAODSA  aaaaand now , a year later , he’s livin it up !
also ? 1000% still in love with kylie but THAT is a completely different story he is a #simp
╰  *  PERSONALITY  !
hockey is a rough-around-the-edges type of sport, and that’s reflected in gio’s personality. he’s very charming, and is typically a pretty nice person ? he doesn’t go out of his way to be kind or anything but he’s not gonna start a fight for no reason DSAIJDSADSjDI
he’s terribly stubborn, and once he’s set his mind on something, it will happen no matter what or who he has to do. this could be good because in a way, it just means he’s very ambitious, but it’s also bad because he will do and say things without a thought about how it makes someone feel
narciso is a fitting last name because he’s incredibly full of himself. how could he not be ? he’s the son of a hockey legend, and he’s made a great name for himself too. he’s an amazing athlete, and he knows he’s good looking too. it’s no secret that he’s a little big-headed sometimes.
he has a very short temper. he blows his lid very easily, and will say things he probably doesn’t mean just because he wants to hurt you.
he just??? doesn’t think. he doesn’t have a filter literally at all. will say the first thing that comes to mind always and it’s usually fucking stupid sdjdjas… he’s also a big jokester and very sarcastic 
also has a problem with being honest ? lies about everything? the type of person to smile in your face while he stabs you in the back? will lie when there’s no reason to? you could be like “gio did u eat breakfast” and he’ll be like “ya.” even if he didn’t like… dumb shit. don’t ever trust him about anything
ok so he comes off as cocky like… externally… but inside, he’s really insecure? like he believes that love exists because he’s felt it but he doesn’t…. think it was meant for him, if that makes sense. because every time he loves someone, he fucks it all up. because of this, he has a really poor vision of love n everything. uhhhh can u say trust issues?
he’s also a wh*re . i’m so sorry. lowkey craves affection and fills that void with meaningless hookups and one night stands 
most people think he lives up to the ‘dumb jock’ stereotype, which is something he’s also really insecure about. it’s not that he didn’t try in school. he did to a point, but then he just flat out stopped caring. school was always really difficult for him. he was diagnosed with dyslexia when he was 7, and it always made him feel really out of place in school… to the point where he just stopped caring because all it did was made him feel frustrated and dumb when all he needed was some extra help?
he’s misunderstood
and also just… a whole mess tbh djsaios….
u can find some wanted connections here 
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jewelstrology · 6 years ago
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When The Signs Have a Crush on You 💓🙈✨
Aries: Low-key in ur face, always wanting to be where u are but pretending they aren’t THAT interested... 😏 It may be a little too obvi if they really like u and they won’t shy away from making a move on u. They try to act chill tho but u’ll be the only thing that melts them. 💗
Taurus: Slowly figuring u out because they need to make sure they can be comfortable around u. They will blush very easily tho but may be quiet around u. They may spoil u or do things for u (they don’t do shit for no one it’s always ‘do it urself’) but for u... they’ll change that. 😉
Gemini: Will try to make u laugh and laugh at all ur jokes. 💗 They might actually let YOU speak!!! Could kind of be show-offs tho but it’s cute. They’ll probably tell u all of their secrets without even realising it and they’ll want to hang out a lot.
Cancer: Nice and soft with u + extra friendly and careful. They’ll be there for u even in little situations because they care, may be shy...☺️Buy u food hahaha! They’ll want to be the one u go to hug when ur sad so their going to hint that they REAAALLLYYY care!
Leo: Will show off and make sure ur watching but will play it off like their naturally like that. They’ll try to charm u with compliments but u have to show them ur interested (if u are) or they’ll ghost u. 💀 Bit cocky around but probably scared/anxious around u bc their softies.
Virgo: Funny af around u but also really shy, not that quiet tho. They’ll study u from afar and do their research!! 😂 You won’t really be able to tell they like u bc they have a poker face tbh. After a while they’ll probably make their move on u if their crush becomes more serious.
Libra: THEY DON’T HIDE IT! Will test u and push ur buttons tho to see how u react. You’ll probably know they like u bc they’ve told everyone and u heard it from someone else..🤫 Their the ride or die type and they defend u whenever!!! They’ll literally fist fight a bitch if someone messes w/ u...
Scorpio: Okay... they think their mysterious but in all honestly if a Scorpio likes u, u will DEFINITELY know. Their kinda obsessed with u and u can see it in their eyes. Scorpio eyes give them away. And their probs creepin on u rn hehe
Sagittarius: Ohhhh my god... honestly they’ll tell u to ur face they like u and then literally not show it. But they do. They just.... live in the moment and if ur not there in the moment ur not on their mind. Their mind wanders. But if they realllllyyyy like u. Ur about to have some really interesting convos. They’ll tell u crazy shit to impress u..
Capricorn: THEY DON’T SHOW IT SKDHKSKA-. No but they MIGHT let u borrow their pen ... they’ll sit with ur friends but be 10 seats away but to them that’s ‘getting to know u.’ 😤 But if they want u, their determination will get them where they wanna be with u, but be prepared for long term.
Aquarius: They’ll be low-key up front but in a very subtle way bc they don’t play games and they need to be sure if u. If they ask u what u think of things, or they start being more themselves around u it’s a good sign they like u. 😇
Pisces: Their romantic, they probably draw u secretly, and they blush easily. They may not make any moves tho, and they could keep a distance bc they don’t want the version of u they’ve created in their head to be ruined. They have a relationship with u in their dreams and their okay with just that ahah.. But if u want it to be reality u have to make the move. ☁️☁️☁️
if u want a Love Reading by me direct message me for details or check blog :) 💗✨ xoxo
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we-rate-tmnt · 5 years ago
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Oh sweet! Had a huge crush on 2012 karai too she was awesome :P also the brief time when she hung out with splinter and the turtles and there was a moment when mikey called her their sister during battle i think, that made me so soft 🥺 tbh she and Leo's relationship weirded me out bc they're adopted siblings obvs they didn't know but the writers did, not a big fan of their decision. can u rate the tmnt reincarnations next? like in general, i want to catch up with tmnt but idk where to start :)
I think everyone who watched tmnt 2012 had a gay awakening when Karai appeared 
I love those episodes where she bonds with the turtles and Splinter. One time, when Mikey hummed the theme song, she giggled. It was a parallel to when they traveled back in time and the same exact thing happened. Mikey hummed the song and baby Karai giggled. I like the subtle dynamic between Mikey and Karai, it gives me the warm-fuzzies. 
And yeah, the writers were pretty damn weird about that. 
But now it’s time for the big. bad TMNT overall ratings!
I can talk about every single little thing in each series, including art style correlating to tone, but I’m going to give a run down of what I enjoy the most. The ratings are going to be a bit different, as I’m rating them by ‘version to watch/rewatch first’
With the good original cartoon sliding in, it’s...
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987)
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The very first thing I ever said when I watched this was ‘hehe turgle’ because of how small and squishy they looked! The art style is really cute and gives a very warm vibe. It reminds me of when I used to watch Gilligan’s Island when I was a kid, a bunch of goofy characters in potentially life-threatening situations. For me, it’s a show to watch for shits and giggles, rather than a serious plot. I don’t really think this is the best starting point. I prefer going from a dark series to a lighter one, so I’d watch this one maybe after a different reboot. Also, I adore the 80′s Shredder, he’s fun to watch and to make fun of. 
5/10
Next up is the one I watched on Youtube (but since I didn’t know how VPN’s worked so most of the videos were blocked except for Fast Forward and Back to the Sewer)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003) 
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This one made me go ‘hehe turgle’ less, but still quite a bit. (They’re so short what). I think out of all the series, this is the one I’d start with. The plot is well organised (with a few bumps but what story doesn’t?), some well thought out character development and many, many interesting side characters! Bishop, Leatherhead, Baxter Stockman, these characters were so neat in this series. This show I feel was the darkest, and I guess 4kids agreed as some episodes were banned from airing when they first came out and I think there’s one that never finished production as it was too graphic and violent’. The voices in this series are so recognizable. Like here, read this is Mikey’s voice: “See what I made ya do there?” Anyone who knows the voices can easily imagine them. The animation is very clean and there’s some epic shots in there as well. The soundtrack is implanted in my memory and when I rewatched it, I had to pause and think for about five minutes when I got swept in a wave of nostalgia at a few familiar notes. And despite what everyone says about Back to the Sewer, the theme for that season was a bop. I think this is the best place to start if you like dark shows and all the episodes are on Youtube (In Canada because it’s blocked everywhere else).
9/10
This one is the show I love dearly, grew up on and still have a tiny plastic Katana from a Leo figure I can’t find:
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012)
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This show in terms of tone slides right in between the 2003 and 1987. There’s so many light-hearted episodes and jokes mixed in with some real scary shit. This one was the first version that made them seem like actual 15 year olds, rather than early 20′s. This is also the show with the most accuracy in terms of ninjistu. I adore the animation and art style and there’s so much going on in this show, there’s no way I’d be able to unpack even half of it. April really developed in this show, she became a Kunoichi and got a badass weapon and she trained. She didn’t become a ninjistu master overnight and that was so important to the character. I love the designs of Shredder’s henchmen in this show, Dogpound/Razar, Fishface and Tiger Claw. Beebop and Rocksteady were a huge highlight in every episode they were. It was nice to see them be shown as actual people before they got mutated, along with their clashing personalities that eventually made them into a great team. Also I can’t stop thinking about ‘I will crush your head like the blueberries,’ I love that line. Cute, fun but with a very serious and real edge, neat characters and designs. A really great show! This would also be a great starter, but the episodes are harder to find for free (unless you have Hulu) 
8/10
Now for the series I am currently obsessed with and am BOUNCING for excitement for the new episodes this month,
Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Oh oh oh I love this version SO much!!! This how has so much expectation subversion and is really different from the rest. A lot of people were (and still are for some reason???) complaining about this version. ‘Oh no Raph is leader, they’re all different sizes, why are they all Party dudes, etc etc.’ I think that a lot of this is based on the idea that the makers did this as more of ‘change for surprise’ when really, it’s a well thought-out decision. Raph is bigger because it helps him reign in his strength since he could easily hurt others and he’s older, so he assumes the leader position not just by default, but because he’s the one who’s the most grounded. Donnie is a softshell so he relies more on technology to protect himself, Mikey is the perfect balance of funny and annoying, Leo isn’t leader to explore a different aspect of his character. I’m not going to talk anymore about the characters as that is for another time. The art style and animation is AMAZING LIKE WOW. It’s so dynamic and bright and creative! The opening has me speechless alone! This series is still airing and has a lot of potential, with Shredder and Kraang replaced by Baron Draxum (voiced by JOHN CENA, like not a joke, he’s voiced by the wrestler) as the main antagonist. I think this is also a good starting point as it’s fresh and has around 30 episodes, so it’s faster to watch compared to the 100-200 episodes of the other series. 
8/10
I’m not going over IDW since I haven’t read too much but I strongly advise using it as a starting point, it’s not finished and the order is tricky to navigate. 
Idk so far but don’t start here, maybe after watching 2003/10
I hope this helps in your quest for turtles and thanks for the ask! 
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camillemontespan · 5 years ago
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a week at aunt olivia and uncle leo’s [part three]
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Part Two if you want to catch up.
Just some more Leo x Olivia x Lily escapades.
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Day 4 continued
Leo made Olivia a cup of coffee to try and sober her up before he picked up his car keys and insisted on driving Stacey and Milo back home. Stacey was not fit to drive in her drunken state.
As Olivia took a deep gulp of coffee, she was aware that Lily was watching her by the kitchen door, the bag of frozen peas clasped to her head.
'You okay babe?' Olivia asked. Lily nodded. 'I fell but I'm okay.'
Olivia beckoned for Lily to move closer and she examined her head. 'Ha, barely a bump. You'll be fine.'
Lily smiled and Olivia crouched down, her eyes wide. 'You're actually gorgeous, you know that right?' she asked, her voice slurring. Lily blushed, not used to compliments from Olivia. 'Thank you Aunt Olivia..'
'Honestly, I'm so glad you don't take after your dad,' Olivia continued. 'So glad.'
Lily wrinkled her nose. 'What's wrong with daddy?'
Olivia rolled her eyes. 'Well, he's definitely punching with your mom, that's just my opinion anyway.'
Before Lily could speak, Olivia clicked her fingers. 'Come! Join me in the living room.'
When Olivia was drunk, she adopted a very regal manner. More regal than usual. She strutted into the living room, taking care not to bump into the coffee table, and settled down on the sofa. She patted the space beside her and Lily eagerly curled up, resting her head on Olivia's chest. 'Can we watch Peppa Pig?' she asked hopefully.
Olivia smirked. 'We're not watching that crap.. No, honey, I will pick your education..'
Olivia scrolled through her recordings until she reached her chosen programme. She then grabbed a blanket and tucked Lily in beside her.
The opening bars to the Sex and the City theme tune filled the room.
'What's this?' Lily asked.
'This, darling,' Olivia drawled, 'is the best 90s show ever. See, that's Carrie with the curly hair. She writes for a newspaper.'
Lily nodded, keen to impress Olivia with her quick understanding. She pointed at the screen which showed the episode title. 'What's that say?'
Olivia squinted. 'Politically Erect.'
Lily frowned but continued to watch. She snuggled into Olivia and grinned when Charlotte came on screen. 'She's pretty!'
'Yes, Charlotte York,' Olivia said. 'She's the boring one.'
'Oh.. Who's the best one?'
'Samantha Jones,' Olivia replied. She then paused the TV, suddenly aware in her drunk state that maybe this wasn’t appropriate. But, instead of changing the channel, she tried to negotiate with the four year old. 
'Don't tell your parents you're watching this, okay? There's some adult scenes which I will ask you to close your eyes for and I'll fast-forward them, okay?'
Lily nodded obediently and for the next thirty minutes would close her eyes and Olivia would fast forward whenever Samantha had sex or talked about dildos. It meant Olivia only got to properly watch about ten minutes in total but she didn't mind - anything was better than constant Peppa Pig.
When Leo arrived home, exhausted from trying to stop Stacey from hanging her head out of the window like a dog as she screamed about how drunk she was, while Milo sat in the backseat, petrified,  he found Olivia and Lily sat cross legged on the sofa facing each other, looking very serious.
'So what have you learned?' Olivia asked her.
Lily looked up at the ceiling as if reciting lines. 'Mr Big is a mean man, Steve is nice but a little meh, Aidan is the best guy ever and Smith is a babe.'
Leo stared at Olivia in horror. 'You have shown her Sex and the City?! She’s four!’
Olivia shrugged. 'It's educational.'
Leo closed his eyes and counted to ten. 'Lily, bedtime.'
'But we're gonna watch another one!' Lily protested. Leo sighed and crouched down in front of her. 'If I give you some more ice cream, will you go to bed and promise not to tell your mommy and daddy about the TV show?'
Lily looked conflicted. 'But I.. I wanna see Aidan..'
Leo narrowed his eyes at Olivia who avoided his gaze, instead focusing on her fingernails.
'Lily..' Leo tried again. 'Waffles for breakfast tomorrow?'
Lily grinned. 'Okay!'
She jumped off the sofa then turned back to quickly kiss Olivia on the cheek. She did the same for Leo before skipping out the room.  Leo turned to look down at Olivia who was studiously avoiding his eyes. 
‘Liv.’
Olivia looked at her fingernails. ‘Damn it, I got a hangnail.’
‘Liv..’
Sighing, she looked up at him with wide blue eyes. ‘Yes?’
‘You do realise if Drake finds out, he is going to murder you.’
Olivia waved her hand in the air. ‘Please, he won’t find out-’
‘Babe, he found out Lily had fallen down the fucking stairs,’ Leo said bluntly. ‘I’m in shit now. This-’ he pointed to the paused episode of SATC- ‘is probably even worse in his eyes because you have introduced her to men! And sex toys! And sex! She’s like.. twenty years too young for this!’ 
‘First of all, she already has Milo!’ Olivia protested. Leo threw his hands up in the air, exasperated. ‘Exactly! Alarm bells are already going off in Drake’s head! How’s it gonna look when he asks if she’s been watching bloody Peppa Pig-’
‘Hehe, bloody,’ Olivia giggled, ‘I love it when you pretend to be British, it’s so sexy-’
‘LIV!’ 
Leo sat down on the leather armchair and closed his eyes, trying to think. ‘We just need to hope she won’t say anything, okay?’
Olivia rolled her eyes and stood up, slinking over to Leo. She knelt down on the floor in front of him, moving his legs apart so she was between his knees. ‘Leo..’ she murmured.
Leo looked down at her, his green eyes meeting her blue ones. She stank of wine but God, she looked hot in her low cut top and leather trousers. 
‘You’re cute when you’re worried,’ Olivia teased, nipping his ear with her teeth. 
Leo sighed and let her kiss his neck before she pulled his sweater up his torso and up over his head. Her eyes roamed his golden skin, hungrily studying his broad shoulders and muscles. ‘Olivia..’ he groaned. He really wanted to tell her off but he knew she wouldn’t take him seriously, especially now he was shirtless.
‘Let’s forget about kids and parents for a while and just be us,’ Olivia whispered, kissing him deeply. ‘I want you.’ 
In spite of himself, Leo chuckled and he let her drag him off the chair and up the stairs to their bedroom. He was never good at telling people off, especially when it came to Olivia.
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Day 5
The next morning, Lily dressed up in Olivia’s clothes. She had the day off from playgroup and she wanted to make the most of it, so she asked Olivia if she could play dress up. 
‘Sure, babe, but don’t touch these..’ Olivia said, taking away her lingerie and bondage gear, shoving them to the top of the wardrobe. 
‘Can you help me play Carrie?!’
Olivia blinked. ‘Uh.. okay..’
So, for two hours, Olivia helped Lily find Carrie Bradshaw inspired clothing; tricky, considering most of Olivia’s clothes were red, but they managed. They settled on Lily keeping her own pink chiffon dress on, but she borrowed Olivia’s faux fur stole in red and her black stilettos. 
Lily grabbed hold of Olivia’s hand as she practiced walking in the sky high heels. ‘One, two, three, four, five and twirl!’ Olivia instructed. Lily followed her instructions and twirled awkwardly. 
‘Can I borrow a bag?’ Lily asked. Olivia found her a red snakeskin handbag with a gold buckle and Lily hung it from her shoulder, adopting a haughty pose and began to strut/stumble along the bedroom floor. 
‘I’m meeting Charlotte and Samantha for brunch!’ she called, pretending to be Carrie. ‘I want coffee!’
As Lily became more confident in walking in heels, Olivia followed her around the house, holding in laughter as Lily threw herself into her new role. ‘Aidan is my boyfriend!’ she squealed. 
She passed Leo who was making waffles for a late breakfast. ‘Oh wow, look at you, you gorgeous thing!’ he cried, crouching down to give Lily a hug. Lily twirled around, showing off her outfit. ‘Don’t I look pretty?!’
‘So pretty!’ Leo told her. ‘I love your bag!’
Lily grinned and climbed up onto the chair at the kitchen table. Carefully, she placed the handbag on the table like she saw Carrie et al did with their handbags and smoothed down her hair, trying to appear grown up and fancy. She was so fancy! 
She eyed the waffles and Leo gave her a wink, serving up a stack of them with banana and Nutella. Olivia sat down beside her, rejecting the waffles and helping herself to granola instead.
Leo’s phone rang. ‘Oh no, it’s Drake..’ he groaned. Lily’s eyes lit up. ‘Daddy!’
Leo had no choice but to answer. ‘Hey man.’
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Camille was trying to wash the Vaseline out of her hair when Drake phoned Leo. Drake had been anxious ever since last night when Lily had fallen down the stairs, which Camille understood, but she also felt he was being a little.. overprotective. Lily had said she was okay, which Camille believed, and Leo’s reassurances had been enough.  But that hadn’t eased Drake’s mind. 
‘How is she?’ Drake asked bluntly. Camille wrapped her hair in a towel and winced at his sharp tone; she wished he was a bit more polite. Olivia and Leo were looking after Lily after all. 
‘I don’t care that she’s having waffles, how’s her head?’ Drake snapped. ‘Uh huh.. uh huh.. she’s not got concussion? She doesn’t seem odd to you? You sure?’
Sighing, Camille grabbed the phone from Drake. 
‘Hey, Leo,’ she said, her voice cheerful. ‘Thank you for looking after Lily, we really appreciate it. Can I say hi to my baby girl?’
‘Um...’ 
Camille’s smile faltered. ‘Leo?’
‘She’s eating waffles, she might be too busy to talk-’
‘I wanna speak to mommy!’ Camille heard Lily’s excited voice in the background.
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Leo swallowed. He hoped Lily wouldn’t land him and Olivia in shit about her TV watching. That said, he had made her waffles as promised..
He handed Lily the phone. ‘Hi mommy!’ she shrieked, grinning happily. 
Olivia and Leo’s eyes met, both of them looking terrified. Olivia couldn’t eat her granola as her stomach was in knots. 
‘I’m having waffles!’ Lily continued, shoving a big piece into her mouth. ‘They’re yummy.’
Maybe it would be okay, Leo thought. Maybe waffles were her new obsession. 
‘I’m playing Carrie today,’ Lily said.
Or not.
‘We were watching Carrie and Samantha and Charlotte and Miranda last night!’ she continued. Olivia groaned loudly and Leo bolted to take the phone from Lily. 
‘Hey, Cammie!’ he hollered.
There was a silence on the other end of the line. Camille soon broke it. ‘Cammie?’
‘Just trying out a new nickname..’ he muttered, turning red. 
Lily giggled. ‘Cammie sounds like Carrie.’
Leo could hear Camille and Drake murmuring in the background, the occasional hiss and swear word.  They were not happy.
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‘I swear, she’s been watching Sex and the City,’ Camille hissed. Drake turned white and pulled the phone from her hand, taking control. 
‘Leo, put Lily on the phone,’ he ordered. 
‘But I want to talk to you!’ Leo tried to persuade him. ‘How’s couple time?’
‘Leo..’ Drake ground out. Leo sighed and gave Lily the phone, admitting defeat. She smiled and her legs swung from the chair happily as she took the phone to talk to her dad. 
‘Hi daddy.’ She picked up her sippy cup of chocolate milk and took a big glug, not caring that she now had a chocolate moustache. 
‘Lily,’ Drake said, trying his best to be calm. Maybe it was okay. Maybe she was having a great time and eating right and playing in the garden and reading and having a proper bedtime and just, you know, being a happy kid. 
‘Are you having a good time, Lily?’ he asked. 
He could hear her eating a waffle before she spoke clearly. 
‘Abso-fuckin-lutely.’ 
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Hey! If it’s not too much, may you ship me please ( Queen and Bo Rhap)? I’ve always had a dream of owning a motorcycle but keep postponing it. I don’t even have a license but am not giving up. Usually I’m the quiet one who tries to avoid attention at all costs. I’ve been bullied at school so I don’t think I’m loveable at all. I act as the Ice Queen who mocks all feelings and love but am actually a really emotional person, I guess I’m a good actress because I never show the darkness in me 💋
hello hi
motorcycles are so badass but also terrify me hehe
ships below the cut!!!!
For Queen, I ship you with Roger Taylor!
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You and Roger are so mutually symbiotic when it comes to relationships - you direct all of the attention to him, and he gratefully accepts the spotlight, partially because he knows you prefer the background, and partially because he’s a Leo and Leos are such attention whores (in the best of ways).
In regards to emotion, you and Roger are very similar, but with different causes. While Roger pretends to mock emotion/sappiness for prideful reasons, you tend to mock them as a defense mechanism. Roger is the only person able to dismantle this defense mechanism, and he’s secretly the sappiest little shit there is, but you know not to tell the boys or he’d have a cow.
First meeting? You first met Roger at a motorcycle/car show, where he’d wandered off to the cycles for a moment and found you admiring one of the models.
Seeing a pretty lady there intrigued him, and since Leos are no strangers to confrontation, he approached you almost immediately. Although women weren’t sparse at the shows, he rarely saw one by themselves, especially around the cycles.
“Is this yours?” he asked, assuming you were the owner due to your proximity to it.
“Who, me?” you asked, looking around before smiling bashfully and shaking your head. Attention was not something you regularly seeked, or ever got used to. “Er, no. I wish, though.”
“Oh, d’you have one already?” he asked, stepping over and running his eyes along the bike before meeting yours, his eye contact unwavering and confident.
“No, just really want one, honestly.” You ran your fingers along the handlebars, then raised your eyes back to his and smiled. “Do you own one?”
“No, no,” he laughed, tugging at the end of his hair as he gave you a charming smile. “I’m a car man myself.”
You raised an eyebrow, questioning him as you moved your hand off the cycle. “Then what brings you over here? If you haven’t noticed, these aren’t exactly cars.”
“Really?” he asked jokingly, making a mock face of surprise. “I had no idea.” It only lasted a moment longer before both of you started laughing, and he shook his head before crossing his arms, sighing with a smile. “No, I just came over here to look, but then I got distracted. I saw a pretty lady looking at a motorcycle and kind of lost focus, had to come and talk to you.”
The unabashed compliment brought a red tinge to your cheeks as you smiled bashfully once again, looking down out of shyness. “You use that line on all the pretty ladies you see at auto shows?” you asked, using up a remarkable amount of your courage to tease him.
“Only the prettiest,” he quipped back immediately, not even missing a beat as he smiled pleasantly, watching for your reaction. The wider smile he got out of his comment satisfied him, and before you could even process what was happening, you’d given him your number and promised a date later on in the week. That date led to more dates, including auto show dates, and eventually to you becoming his girlfriend.
As I said before, you and Roger are both only your true selves emotionally around each other. One day, when you’d both had particularly bad weeks, you remembered talking to Brian on the phone - he’d called to see if Roger had shown up at your shared flat, as he’d stormed out of the studio.
“He was being such a prick, making fun of John’s song for being cheesy, and then I make fun of how ridiculous he’s being and he goes bonkers.” You had to laugh at that, shaking your head and moving to hold the receiver between your shoulder and ear as you pulled the kettle off the heat, moving it to another part of the stovetop.
“I’m sure he’ll be here soon,” you replied simply, putting some tea in to steep as Brian sighed, letting out a grunt in agreement.
“Well, best of luck to you if he does show up. He’s a nightmare right now.” 
“I’ll let you know,” you laughed softly, hanging up the phone before going to get down two mugs. Sure enough, Roger came storming through the front door in a huff, grumbling incoherently as he threw his coat down in the hallway and kicked his shoes off. As he did, you pulled out the cream and sugar, trying to compartmentalize your bad day as you were sure to get an earful of Roger’s bad day first. Later, you told yourself. I’ll listen to him right now.
“Fucking righteous cocks, all of them,” Roger muttered as he came into the main part of the flat, searching for you before finding you in the kitchen. When he saw that you had tea ready, his demeanor softened a tick or two and he sighed, coming into the kitchen and wrapping his arms around your waist from behind, hugging you tightly as he buried his head in your neck. “Hi.”
“Hello, Rog,” you replied fondly. You couldn’t help it - even if you weren’t having the best day, his presence was enough to calm you down and make you forget all of the horrid problems you were facing day to day. “Do you want some tea?”
“Of course,” he murmured, kissing your shoulder in thanks before helping himself to some tea, the both of you ending up curled up on the couch together as you drank it, Roger venting in between sips.
“I just thought John’s song was a bit sappy, that’s all I said, and then Brian’s riding my arse, saying I’m being ridiculous, and then they all started ganging up on me.” There was a permanent pout on his lips as he spoke, and he was visibly upset by what had gone down. This side of Roger, the sensitive side, was rare for the boys to see, but it had become a regular in your life, so you knew how to tread lightly as you spoke.
“It’s alright, Roggie. You can all sleep it off tonight and maybe you can go back in tomorrow with a few ideas of lyric changes for his song? Yeah?” Roger nodded, letting out a long exhale before he wrapped his arms tighter around you, sitting down his tea.
“What about you, love? I haven’t asked you how your day was, sorry I’m an awful boy toy.”
“Not my boy toy, boyfriend,” you laughed, shaking your head as you snuggled into him. Then you let out a sigh, letting the smile slowly fade. “It wasn’t great. Boss was on my case all day, telling me I was a ‘detriment to the company’ for asking for a deadline extension. The usual, but I just turned in my extension request and let it be.”
“You need to get a new job, that place isn’t good for you.” He frowned as he spoke, rubbing your arm, and you shrugged as you pouted your lips, looking eerily similar to your boyfriend just moments before.
“Don’t want to go anywhere else, need to save up.” 
“For what?” he asked, a small grin suddenly lighting up his face, and you knew he was about to say something adorably stupid or just plain stupid. “Oh, for your motorcycle?”
“Shut up, Rog, you know I want one still! You can’t hate a girl for dreaming.”
And for BoRhap, I ship you with Ben Hardy! Wow you got the Rog Duo sorry it worked so well
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Ben would for sure be the most into your whole motorcycle thing - Ben’s a decently rugged guy, so the fact that his girlfriend is into something so badass would be uber exciting for him.
But as rugged as he may be, the machismo doesn’t go much farther in past his exterior. Sure, he has some virile qualities, but Ben is literally a freaking sweetheart, and he makes sure that you know that he treasures you so much.
I think you two would meet at a bar. Hear me out:
You’re out with a couple of friends who wanted to cheer you up - you’d had a bad week at work, and compartmentalizing it all had led you into a sour mood that they decided needed a remedy in the form of a night out.
Ben is out with the BoRhap boys, and acting a general fool because they’d all decided to get piss drunk since tomorrow was their day off from interviews. 
But Ben acting a fool while you were leaving a barstool led to him knocking your drink out of your hand and directly onto your white shirt. 
You would have shamed yourself for wearing a white shirt, because the liquid was starting to seep in and quickly become somewhat transparent, but you didn’t have time to get upset with yourself, because in a moment a horribly embarrassed blonde man was apologizing and practically fawning over you. Meanwhile, your friends stared on in shock while his friends jeered at him, giving him hell for being clumsy. Neither of you paid much attention to them, though.
“Oh, Christ, I’m so sorry! I didn’t mean to, here, let me buy you another drink,” he rambled, laughing pitifully at himself as he grabbed a few napkins for you, briefly meeting your eyes with an embarrassed look and a red face.
“No, that’s okay, I should have been watching where I was going,” you replied, your voice a bit quiet while you tried not to drool over the man, who could have easily doubled for a Greek God, as he handed you napkins to wipe your shirt off. But it was a fruitless endeavor, and you blushed as your green bralette started to show through, shaking your head and crossing your arms over your chest.
Right now, you were getting an inordinate amount of attention from him, his friends, and your friends. You could have died on the spot, but he came to the rescue.
“I am seriously so sorry, here!” He chuckled at himself, pulling off his jacket and handing it over to you so you could cover up before calling for the bartender. “What were you drinking?”
“Bourbon and coke,” you replied, pulling his jacket on with a grateful smile and zipping it up as you turned back to the bar. “I’ll pay for it, don’t worry about-”
“Nonsense. I spilled it, I pay for it,” he interrupted, flashing you a toothy smile before ordering your drink for you. 
After that, you’d spent the night talking to him, mostly forgetting about your friends, and he’d sent you home with the jacket, using it as an excuse to get your number and pick it up from you some other day. Which, he used as an excuse to meet you on a date. And he conveniently kept forgetting the jacket with you, continuing to use it as an excuse the whole while.
But you didn’t mind - a sweet, sexy guy finding dorky excuses to hang around you? Yes please.
And he used the jacket to ask you out, actually. He met you down by the river one night, and you two had decided to take a walk, arms around each other while you wore the jacket. Somewhere in there, he snuck a note into the pocket, then asked if you could give him a receipt from the pocket, claiming he needed it to balance his checkbook, and when you pulled it out, it was a note asking you to be his girlfriend, which got a very bashful, yet very sure affirmative.
It did take him a while to break down your walls, even after that. As you said, you’re quite a guarded person, and Ben really wasn’t. He was more of an open book with his thoughts, words, and emotions, always finding an eloquent way to express them. So, he took it upon himself to start helping you find ways to channel that emotion.
Kissing your head as he entered the flat, he gave you an affectionate smile before hanging up his coat and going to pull off his shoes. “Hello, love. How was your day?”
“It was fine, yours?” you replied, wrapping your arms around his waist once he’d put his shoes up. He took your face in his hands, slowly scanning over your expression before playfully scowling.
“Fine?” he asked, prying a bit, and you rolled your eyes, leaning into his touch a bit as you scoffed.
“Can’t I just have a fine day? Why does everything have to be so deep?”
“Because your words say fine, but your cute little frown says you’re pissed at your boss for the fiftieth time in a week.”
“Damn it, you know me too well,” you groaned, hiding your face in his chest as he chuckled lightly.
“How about we do this?” he started, wrapping an arm around you and leading you to the couch before pulling you onto his lap, curling up with you. “I say one thing that happened in my day, and you say one thing that happened in yours... sound good?”
“Yeah, yeah,” you agreed reluctantly, a light pout playing on your lips as you curled into his chest. “Go ahead.”
“Well, I dropped my coffee on my way into the interview today.” He then raised an eyebrow, urging you to reply, so you did.
“I brushed my teeth today.”
“Okay, smart ass, two things,” he laughed, tickling your side gently and making you laugh with him before he wrapped his arm around you again. “1. I meant something irritating, like someone you can talk through. And 2. you do that every day... at least I think. God, I hope so.”
“Ben, you shit, of course I do!”
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Miyako-bachan
The theme for this thing is Egao to Kimi ni, or, when translated, “To the Smiling You,” by Suzuko Mimori. The original version for Washio Sumi is A Hero or the shorter piano version done by YouTuber Hiumann works just fine. Because it’s such a nice song, and I couldn’t resist. -///- Even with the Yuki Yuna franchise being flawed like all heck with the ableism present in its magical girl system, the music and voice acting is still great.
Anywho.
The other song I’m going to mention here is actually My Neighbor Totoro’s Path of the Wind by Joe Hisashi, since Lang and Os both apparently see it as Tomoko’s theme. I’m surprised I totally missed that, but it works with all the classical orchestra cues! Hehe. ^_^
Copyright stuff. I don’t own anyone except Tomoko. Kei and Miyako belongs to @langwrites​ and Otoha to @owlsofstarlight​.
And to Os? This is my first time writing nonverbal cues and the like for Otoha, so feel free to correct me on anything.
Canonically takes place after How to Kill a Slimy Snake Man.
“To-To, you feeling better?”
Kuroha-san again. I was lucky. I really was. I wanted to hug them so much, if not for the fact that we had just finished what could be the biggest Group Hug out of all Group Hugs, and it was all out of thoughts of killing a Resident Snake.
What had the world come to. What had it come to, indeed.
Leo and Josh would probably be proud. I think.
Hisako simply shrugged when I leveled a questioning mental stare in her direction. Ninja world isn’t the best world, dear. Just take what you can get.
…Fair enough.
I wiped at my eyes as much as I could, trying not to sniffle. Crying for the entire day was not on my agenda. “Y-Yeah, better. A bit shaken, but better. You?”
A soft and reassuring dinosaur roar was my answer.
A giggle left my lips. How cute. At this point, I couldn’t think of a time where I would get tired of hearing replies like that. It was better than the ninja silence, so woo! “Of course, Osie. Of course.”
I didn’t have to look up to know Otoha was beaming and Kei was smirking. “‘Osie,’ huh?” Kei said softly, the smirk already seeping into her voice. “That was fast. Though, Tomo?”
“Hm?”
“Don’t you think you’re forgetting something?”
I wiped at my face a bit more with my hands to get rid of any remaining tear trails before trying to keep a level frown in Kei’s direction, because the warm fuzzies had already gone somewhere. “Forgetting what? We just talked about our latest Conspiracy Plot of killing a Creepy Slimy Snake Man, Kei, what else is there for us to do?”
“It’s not really something for us, but more you, Tomo,” Kei said with a small shrug of her shoulders, pointing at the hanging clock behind her with a thumb. “The Snake Man was way too distracting.”
“Um,” I said instead to fill in the silence, and over Otoha’s confused mumbling, I glanced at the clock. The seconds-hand was moving as usual, so what was the problem—
Wait.
Hisako nearly fell out of her chair and onto the library floor. You have training today, don’t you, Tomoko-chan? And it’s…
“It’s…after…1…in the afternoon…” was the slow response leaving my lips, and the hot coals were already flooding my face as butterflies started emerging from unseen chrysali in my stomach. “OH GOD!”
MIYAKO’S GOING TO KILL US!
It didn’t take long for the adrenaline to start coming in, and wearing a skirt was definitely not in this afternoon’s schedule. My cheeks were burning, but I needed to change, like now. Combat skirts were not a thing in Narutoverse, and I was not going to start making it a thing! Even if it was tempting! Mama would kill me first, all for ruining good clothes. “K-Kei, why didn’t you say it sooner?!”
Her only response was a quiet and perplexed, “I meant to say it earlier?” Emphasized with a raised pointer finger.
“THAT DOESN’T HELP!”
“T-To-To?” Otoha yelped. I couldn’t blame them for the reaction, since I ended up jumping to my feet before running over to my closet, narrowly avoiding accidentally kicking them. It took all I had to not slam the door open, instead putting in the least amount of force my emotions could allow while glancing over every single drawer and hanger I had in the area, because skirts could not become a thing in kenjutsu practice. Practice that I forgot about entirely. Frig.   
Aaaand without even being a sensor or looking behind me, my gut already knew that Kuroha-san was totally caught off guard. Aaaaaah, I needed to be better about this shit. Scheduling and sleeping late was one thing for Vy, a new life should’ve meant improvement! But nooooo, emotions had to be something else. Gosh darn it.
I probably could have worded it nicer, but what left my mouth instead was a rushed, “Oh gosh, I’m so sorry, Kuroha-san, think you could look away with Kei while I change? I need to run over to meet Miyako-bachan for afternoon training with Hayate, and I still can’t believe I’m the doofus who got too emotional over an overpowered, useless snake and totally forgot about it in all that shit!” Because my closet was big and I still needed to find a good pair of sweatpants. I couldn’t even help letting out the loud and pitiful, “Baaaaah!”
Otoha’s only response was a yelp caught between a squeak and another dinosaur roar.
“And that’s why I meant to say it sooner if not for the Orochimaru issue…” Kei trailed off. Probably because I unintentionally let out a loud and mortified hiss. Cat-like, too. Aaaaah. Closet, closet, give me glass slippers and then I’d be off, so cooperate!
Tomoko-chan, breathe. Remember to breathe. Cinderella references aren’t going to help you calm down.
Aren’t you terrified too, Hisako? This is Miyako-bachan we’re talking about!
Who, last I checked, has never seen you late until now. And it’s only been… Hisako raised her left hand to count off fingers. Well, an hour, so it shouldn’t be too bad! First time’s for everything!
Welp.
Sure, the advice was nice, but bleh. The smile she was giving me didn’t help anything. It only made the butterflies in my stomach mutate into loud and angry vultures, hungry for my anxious entrails. I was lucky that Miyako-bachan wasn’t as hard on me like some other people, but still. Anxiety did not help anything.
Um, Hisako, it’s still an hour. And it’s MIYAKO-BACHAN.
…Point. Hope she won’t be angry?
In my haste, I ended up grabbing the nearest pair of pants I could find, being baggy blue shorts before pausing. Oooookay, this specific pair wasn’t in my best interest, considering the flecks of dirt covering the pockets from my last Gai-related training session, and considering my nearby…full laundry basket, um. So…
My gaze fell down to my bottom half, my hand tugging at the hem of my shirt. “Er, Kei? Silly question, but is Miyako-bachan okay with skirts? Because I forgot to do laundry.”
There was a pause as a hand made hard contact with a forehead behind me. It was obvious who it was. “Tomo, we have training gi. You could just go as you are right now.” She paused before adding, “Or I could just piggyback you back home?”
Uh. That was nice, but the stomach butterflies could beg to differ. Heavily. I did my best to swivel my head back to meet her questioning stare without rolling my eyes. “If not for the fact that I worry about throwing up over your shoulder, sure! Anyone have a magic cure for motion sickness?”
There was a soft crow caw as a response as a hand flapped in the air. Of course it was Otoha. “To-To, no. That’s not how chronic sickness works.”
“My point exactly, Kuroha-san. My point exactly.” I smoothed out my blouse, dusted off the back of my skirt, and glanced over my closet again before grabbing the nearest pair of clean exercise socks. Why, oh why, did I forget to do laundry today? Oh right. Snake man. Sucked ass. “Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate you two very much,” Kei and Otoha glanced at each other and shared a chuckle at that, “but I don’t want to get bile on you two! I set myself up for this, so I have to reap my mistake! Even if it means facing Miyako-bachan’s wrath!”
Maybe the fist pump was a bit much. Still, it was a good way of getting myself in the spirits to face the future, and once I grabbed a spare hair band for exercise, it was turning back and fully facing them. My best friends. There was one thing left. “So, uh. Well, you two can still follow me?”
Kei grinned widely before getting up from her seat cushion. “I still have to head back and look after Hayate, so that’s a given, Tomo.”
On the other hand, Kuroha-san blinked before letting out what sounded like a combo of her usual happy dinosaur trill and something more nervous. Huh? “I’m coming too!” The remark was said rather loudly too, so I couldn’t help but jump.
…What just happened? Hisako filled in for me.
Kei gave Otoha a confused glance. “Os? You okay?”
“Um. Yeah. Just fine!” Otoha gave us both a thumbs-up when it became obvious we were staring in her direction. It seemed alright, but Hisako’s quirked eyebrow was more than enough to express my concern. After the snake man, I had more than enough of an excuse to be fussy.
Staaaaaare.
“Uh.” Otoha waved their hands in the air vigorously, shaking their head all the while. “To-To, Kei-Kei, really, I’m fine. Promise!”
I closed my eyes, doing my best to not clench my jaw. Teasing and prodding wouldn’t get us anywhere, and the clock was ticking. Way too ominously. Gosh darn it. Miyako-bachan wouldn’t let me hear the end of it at this rate. “Well, the tables are turned now. But time is precious. Talk later, run now?”
Otoha nodded just as Kei snapped her fingers. “Yep. Still up for a piggyback, Tomo?”
Um. The answer was obvious. “Please, Kei. No.”
“It was an idea.”
“Again, no. Let me handle your mom’s anger, please?”
“You sure about this, Tomo?”
My hand was already resting on the doorknob when the question was posed. I took in a breath to steady myself. Running had become easier, considering I wasn’t sweating this time, buuuuuut. “...50% sure.”
Behind my right shoulder, Otoha interrupted with a quiet and vibrating, “Why 50%, To-To?”
Because she’s Izumi Curtis in a yukata and longer hair?
Instead of saying that, I blurted out a high-pitched squeak of, “Because Kei’s mom is a badass swordswoman and a wonderful teacher, but she’s still scary?”
Kei’s stare was already starting to burn holes into the back of my head. I couldn’t tell if it was worry or suspicion or both, considering how her stare was still unreadable sometimes. It almost felt like I could burst into flames alone from her stare. Aaaaah. “Tomo, I can handle Mom for you. You don’t have to worry.”
Sweet idea…buuuut.  
I turned back to shake my head, feeling the familiar heat flood my cheeks, this time of shame. “Kei, I’m an hour late. Even if I had emotional issues,” she gave me a raised eyebrow at this, but I continued, “that doesn’t change the fact that I’m late by more than an hour!” It took almost everything I had to not pace back and forth and keep my grip on the door handle. “I promised Miyako-bachan, and I missed it. I-I’m a bit scared, but I have to deal with it.”
Otoha and Kei’s stares in my head, from what I could see past my bangs anyways, spoke volumes of their disbelief. “To-To…” Another soft dinosaur trill graced my ears as soon as a hand reached over to squeeze my free left one, and I turned my head to meet Kuroha-san’s brown eyes. “It’s okay. Kei-Kei wouldn’t lie. We got your back.”
“Besides, Tomo,” Kei said softly, poking the back of my head with a finger, “Mom’s been fond of you for years. I don’t think she’s going to explode on you.”
“…I hope?”
Another poke to my head. Aaah. Kei was giving that same unimpressed look again. She wasn’t buying it. “Tomo. Just relax.”
I gulped, nodded, and turned back to the door. It didn’t take much to open it, but once the visage of a lavender yukata registered in the new space, I was already freezing.
She was standing right behind the door.
“Hello, Tomoko-chan,” Miyako-bachan said coolly, hands hidden away in her yukata sleeves. From what I could see of her face, she was completely stoic, giving away nothing as her gaze was level with mine. “I see Kei-chan is with you.”
Tomoko-chan, breathe. Breathe.
Of course my Nobody would notice that my lungs stopped taking in air first.
“Um,” I said instead, because a lump had surfaced in my throat and I could vaguely make out some shocked noises behind me that I knew wasn’t from Kei. Panic was already bubbling up in my gut like a volcano. Aaaaaaah. What was I supposed to say in the face of that? My mouth moved without thinking as I ducked my head.“Yeah. Um, Miyako-bachan, I’m sorry. I’m so, so, so sorry! I met up with Kei and another friend—”
“Tomoko-chan.”
“We were talking for a long while, andIkindagottooemotionalandlosttrackoftime, soI’msosososorry—”
“Tomoko-chan.” A hand landed on top of my head, stopping the ramble right in its tracks. I tried not to flinch, closing my mouth in time to look up. Miyako-bachan only smiled serenely. “I am not angry.”
“…Oh?” was the rather intelligent answer from me.
“Surprised, but not angry,” she added in the same quiet voice, brushing a stray strand of hair back before glancing past me. “From the situation, I am assuming you and Kei-chan have made a new friend in your unexpected absence?”
“Yep!” Kei answered for me, rather proudly too. She had wrapped an arm around the now apparently frozen Otoha in the time it took for me to ramble like a dolt. “This is Kuroki Otoha, Mom! Our friend, fellow ninja and bookworm. Otoha, Mom. Mom, Otoha!”
“A-Also known as Kuroha-san?” I added sheepishly. “To me, anyways…” My voice cracked again.
If Miyako-bachan was surprised, she didn’t give off the impression of it. Instead, she lifted her hand from my head to smile broadly in Otoha’s direction. “It is a pleasure to meet you, Otoha-kun. Would you like to come in?”
“A-Ah,” Kuroha-san said simply, jaw clenched before putting up what looked like a crooked smile and a shaky wave of her hand as acknowledgement. The vibrating nod was hard to miss, and from the looks of it, it seemed like Otoha had lost all sense of words. Her mouth was on the edge of saying something affirmative, but with the wind behind us, nothing came out of it.
I glanced at Kei in question, but she only shrugged and squeezed Kuroha-san’s shoulders all the while, almost as if to steady her. Kuroha-san was still staring in Miyako-bachan’s direction with wide eyes and that clenched jaw.
Meanwhile, Miyako-bachan glanced between the three of us with that same smile. She wasn’t fazed, I’m guessing? “How about the three of you come in? I can prepare tea and some snacks.” She turned back around with a dainty step into the Gekkō household, and paused. “Tomoko-chan, be sure to talk to Wataru about training gi, alright? We will start as soon as you are ready.”
Hisako let out a small sigh. Of course. …Yep, knew she wasn’t going to let us out of this.
I still couldn’t stop myself from smiling because Miyako-bachan wasn’t angry. Thank the gods. Or Buddha. Or whoever. Because good luck was good luck. “O-Okay!” Maybe it was the stress. Or the fading heat of my cheeks. Still. I don’t even know where the name came from before it was already coming out of my mouth. “Thank you, Miyako-shishō!”
I could already feel Kei and Otoha’s surprised stares boring into my back. Aaaaaah, what the fuck did I just say. Sure, Miyako-bachan was pretty, awesome, and really well-off for a woman in Konoha, and I just respect her, okay?! Aaaaah.
Miyako-bachan visibly paused her walking pace back in the house. “Shishō?” Without wasting a single second, she turned her head to face me again, long black ponytail brushing her neck all the while, a smaller smile on her face. “Tomoko-chan, you don’t have to call me shishō.”
Oh gosh. “B-But you teach me a lot of things, Miyako-bachan, so you’re shishō to me too!”
Miyako-bachan’s smile broadened. “Oh, Tomoko-chan, come in and take off your sandals already. You will catch a cold if you stand out in the wind all day.”
More embarrassed heat. Aaaaah. I was so cheesy. My feet were already sweating. “Okay! I-I’m coming!”
Kei simply chuckled softly behind me. Otoha was still silent.
“Strike-one! Block! Backstep! Tomoko-chan, you are faltering! Keep a steady breath!”
“Hah! Hah!” The snap of a shinai in the air. “R-Roger that, Miyako-shishō!”
“Block again!”
“Hah!”
“Backstep! Backstep! Backstep! Strike-two! I did not hear a snap of the shinai, Tomoko-chan! Swing harder!”
“H-Hai, Miyako-shishō!”
“You can do it, Tomo-nee!”
Otoha was still staring out towards Miyako with wide eyes as Kei drank some of her green tea. Tomo was doing fine based on chakra alone, even with her iffy endurance, so it was time to focus on the other person in the vicinity. Miyako could take care of Hayate. “Something the matter, Otoha?”
The enby startled before turning to her with a sheepish smile. She waved her hand in the air as discreetly as she could, shaking her head to the previous question. “Okay. Just really really really happy, Lang-Lang,” was the mouthed response, and Kei nodded. It was a nonverbal moment. Alright. “You have—” Otoha paused at this, glancing back at the training session still going on between Miyako and Tomoko for a moment.
A moment of silence, aside from the snapping of shinai, Hayate’s cheering, and Miyako’s barked instructions, passed between the two.
“Os?” Kei whispered.
Otoha turned back to her with a big, shaky grin, vibrating in place on her seat cushion. “You have a really awesome mom, Kei-Kei.”
Kei grinned back. “Mom is awesome. I’m glad you like her.”
Otoha nodded vigorously, opening her mouth again. “I-I wanna cry, just a bit,” they mouthed. “Could I come here more often?”
“No one is saying no, Otoha,” Kei replies, the grin already making her cheeks hurt from how big it was on her face. “It’s always nice to have company.”
Otoha’s shoulders tensed just as her smile broadened, nodding hard again. “Th-Thank you, Lang-Lang,” was the silent, mouthed reply. Accentuated with another wave of a hand in the air. “Thank you.”
“No problem, Otoha,” Kei turned back to the training session with that same smile, holding back a snicker at the latest event going on. “No problem.”
“Tomoko-chan, your stance is too loose! Tighten your muscles!”
“H-Hai, Miyako-shishō!”
“Strike again!”
“HAH!”
Even with the hard swipe of Tomoko’s shinai in the air, Kei didn’t miss the small and happy dinosaur trill nearby. It was peaceful. Just as it should be.  
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