#hed bite me

[s0fter-sin]

vampire au where they can only drink the blood type they were before they were turned. other blood has an almost poisonous effect, burning them from within like acid and drinking too much of it can kill them

in the old days, before the knowledge of blood types, it made humans they could feed on absolutely precious. they're kept safe, pampered and doted on; a vampire’s most prized possession

attacking another vampire's human is seen as the highest insult; not only is it a slight against them, it also carries the implication of "i want you to starve"

it's also used as the cruelest of punishments; starving a vampire for months, until they're feral with hunger just for their torturer to throw in a random human, watching them desperately suck down poison, their instincts begging them to keep drinking even as it kills them

ghost is one of the few who survived it; thrown in a pit so deep, he saw stars in the middle of the day, left with nothing but the dried bodies of the humans roba drained without care, others with their throats slit, blood he can't drink spilled out around them

a taunt of the one thing he needs but will never get

but ghost hasn't survived this long just to give up here

he refuses to die in this stinking, rotted pit

ghost is a force of nature as he descends over roba's manor; killing any who wander into his path until the halls run red. until he gets his hands on roba and tells him a secret:

vampires can feed on the blood of any vampire, regardless of blood type

it becomes a legend in vampire high society; if you starve another, you'd best make sure they actually die

otherwise you might end up piled in a dining room, the vampire you left for dead lounging on a throne of corpses with his fangs lodged in your throat

ghost decimates roba's empire, burning it to the ground until no one dares to speak his name in fear of incurring his wrath. it's incredibly taboo for a vampire to feed off another but ghost's too powerful for anyone to challenge him and the other vampires are too scared to try. scared of what he's willing to do, the lengths he'll go to; not that they'll ever admit it

soap is the first human he ever brings to court; delicately bathed in the finest silks and jewels, his throat always bare so he can show off ghost's ownership, his bite framed in lace

he's not like the delicate waifs the other vampires show off; he doesn't cling to his master, demure and submissive. he shows off his teeth as often as any vampire, fully willing to rip out the throats of any who insult him or ghost

a feral master needs a just as feral pet

[jonny-b-meowborn]

Once an Afton fucker always an Afton fucker

speedpaint

[justlikearat]

Jason grace should have an oral fixation. I think he should bite his nails and chew the ends of pens actually. Wolf boy things. And autism things.

[boo-gutzz]

more roierrrrrrr

I think he deserves to bite cellbit at this point

[tinyalechardy]

Can I give Tiny Hardy a Scottish egg? He seems to have eaten too little.

Yeah go for it.

Although an entire Scotch egg might be too much for him.

Hes just a little lad.

Hes not very tall

6 inches

[nintendont2502]

dirkjake as the world's most fucked up qpr where the shit they do isn't even that romantic but the *way* they do it is so fucking homoerotic that they constantly have to remind people that they aren't actually dating. and also they keep making out which absolutely doesn't help

[snobgoblin]

found these old pictures of Leroy and I miss him so much he was so cute bro. sweetie baby. freaking little guy

[nashvillethotchicken]

Ldpdl need some friends he ain't fuckin or kin with and bad. Like real bad

[potatobugz]

ok. hear me out. bear with me. ive been struck with an idea for a kny au in which basically genya and kanao become main characters.

keeping in line with the whole "5 senses" theme, genya would have a heightened sense of taste and kanao would have good eyesight. :)

[triglycercule]

thinking about mtt literally physically dragging eachother down and being restrained to eachother because theyre genuinely that fucking ass for eachother but then it means i'd have to decide which of them to humiliate by putting a collar on them. and i can't choose. if they dont all equally suffer than whats the point man 🙁🙁🙁

[murdockmeta]

things murderdock has done that make me want to bite him:

said ACAB (pointed out the hypocrisy of the NYPD, killed a cop, tried to have two more killed)

said eat the rich (psychologically tortured and threatened norman osborne just for kicks. has a personal vendetta against oscorp)

wore hot pink and red together. and. looked so good doing it.

got kicked in the face by captain america and enjoyed it

anyway. this list isn't exhaustive. as you were.

[thatoneweirdo14]

if the chibi shorts are canon that means lu guang is aware of our world and is afraid of it

[tai-janai]

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i need to stop thinking about skeptic dissecting stubborn

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

i have normal feelings about him

[the-mozzarella-brothers]

ghhh i miss being in israel so bad