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Han Family Mini-Profile Masterlist

Since all of the relevant mini-profiles of the currently (alive) key players are complete, I figure this is a good opportunity to reconvene all of them into a sort of quick glance list at the family members and their connections listed out by age for easy reference.

The Adults

Vespera Han

Hufflepuff

b. September 1968

Pureblood

Marco and Gemma's aunt

The head bitch matriarch of the family™

Eldest child of the four

Mother to Kate, married to Elphias

Current CEO of Wingardium Corp.

Understands the legacy entrusted to her and is not afraid to do whatever it takes to preserve it

Schemes with Oren and Mara

"There's no greater power than loyalty to one's family."

Strong advocate for magical higher education

Continues to expand the company's investments and funding for the development of privately-held magical schools

Was a hat stall during her time at Hogwarts

Inwardly cold, outwardly warm

Elphias Han

Gryffindor

b. May 1967

Pureblood

Marco and Gemma's uncle

Father to Kate, married to Vespera

Not part of "the family" but took the Han name

Married Vespera for the prestige; was married for his money

CFO of Wingardium Corp., formerly an international consultant at Gringotts

Moonlights as a pianist (for the hobby not the money)

Everyone's favorite uncle! (no, really...the Han men don't have the best track record)

A strong negotiator and very observant

Can easily blend in with super casual or very corporate settings

Quite supportive of Kate where it counts, up until...

"Did you ask your mother first?"

Gideon Han

Ravenclaw

b. April 1972

Pureblood

Marco and Jeremy's father, Gemma's uncle

Former journalist for the Daily Prophet

Arrested for alleged death eater activity

Serving a not-life-sentence in Azkaban

Father of the year, amiright?

Second child of the four

Stern, serious, severe, and very very broken down

"Every family has its dark spots, I just never anticipated it would be him," — auntie Vespera

Would've preferred to be a food critic but got entangled in writing current events at the behest of his sister, Vespera

Faye Han

Hufflepuff

b. August 1972 – d. March 1998

Half-blood

Marco and Jeremy's mother, Gemma's aunt

Gideon's wife

Heather's older sister

Death from mysterious poisoning

Although not without her flaws, all in the family but Oren practically sanctified her after her death

Excelled in charms

The war took a very harsh emotional toll on her

Was very encouraging for further investment in education

Pensive

Secretive

Percival Han

Slytherin

b. June 1976

Pureblood

Marco and Jeremy's uncle

Gemma, Aline, and Dante's father

Heather's former husband

"We don't talk about your Uncle Percival." — Vespera Han to Marco and Jeremy

Oren Han

Slytherin

b. November 1979

Pureblood

Marco's paternal uncle & godfather/guardian

Third child of the four

Prestigious hitwizard for the MoM

"No, I don't want to go to your 'afterwork mixer' Charlize; it's unprofessional."

Just one hair shy of being considered a dangerous criminal if he wasn't "working for" the "good guys"

Strong—and very particular—personal value system teetering between lethal justice and harmful retribution

Aided in the incarceration of his own brother

Loves his cat more than most people (Schrödinger, you absolute beauty)

Slutty black turtleneck™

Not very well-liked within his department

Besties that kiss w/Mara Burke

Heather Han

Gryffindor

b. March 1980

Half-blood

Marco's favorite aunt, Faye's younger sister

Gemma, Aline, and Dante's mom

Assists with Wingardium Corp's philanthropic activities

Magical artifact/art museum curator

Not the best witch but a relatively good person

Single mom™

Formerly married to Marco's paternal uncle Percival before his passing

Had a secret affair

Epitome of elegant simplicity

Always invites all the kids over for breakfast

Very knowledgeable about certain things even though she may not have been the best student in school

Compassionate yet has a short fuse

Mara Burke

Slytherin

Half-blood

b. November 1981

Marco's godmother/"aunt," and namesake

Besties that kiss™ with Oren Han

Fascination with vampires and the macabre

Works at St Mungo's (and nabs blood for vampires) as the Healer-in-Charge of the Alchemy Room, started out as a mediwitch

Once attempted to promote the intrusive methods of muggle medicine in the hospital — was not looked upon favorably

Dabbling in blood magic...secretly

Manipulative, unafraid of violence

Wine connoisseur

Estranged from her family

Conspiring with Vespera...

The Kids

Kate Han

Slytherin

Pureblood

b. November 1988

Marco's cousin, Gemma's cousin

Vespera and Elphias' Daughter

Only child (and it really does show)

Plays flute

Scary one with RBF™

Event Planner & Part-time Image Consultant

Arguably abuses her power the most in the family, yet also in the most covert way

Emotionally closed-off from the rest of the family

Competitive with her cousins

Wore red too much for any Slytherin to actually like her

Attended W.A.D.A after graduating from Hogwarts

Ruthless

Aline Han

Hufflepuff

b. July 1990

Pureblood

Marco's cousin, Gemma's older sister

Likes crystals, cocoa, and ice cream (the last one especially)

Loves aurology

Marketer for Florean Fortescue's Ice Cream Parlour after successful part-time work and an internship

"Pure," sweet, did everything that she was supposed to and flew under the radar of her family's watchful gaze by being successful in her own rite

Not very forthcoming, inwardly plotting—grew up getting away with a lot by diverting attention away from herself

Likes playing Nintendo with Dante

Pastel and pink fanatic

One of the most muggle tech-savvy people in the family

Jeremy "Bear" Han

Ravenclaw

b. July 1993– April 2013 (or is it?)

Pureblood

Marco's older brother, Gemma's cousin/favorite family member

Sporty -> fencing and baseball

Loves beautiful things and entertainment in general; arts, sports, theatre, poetry, etc.

Would be considered the golden child if it weren't for how much he doesn't want to actually do anything

"The Handsome One"

A little bit selfish and shallow

A little bit full of himself

One of the few in the family willing to break out of the mold

His lack of ambition places a heavy burden on Marco within the family

Lover of muggle things and "useless" skills

Nicknamed "Bear" because of Gemma's struggle with saying his name in her infancy

Went missing, to the distress of Marco and Gemma

Marco Han - Main OC

Ravenclaw

b. September 1997

Pureblood

Younger brother™ The quiet one™ On guard™

Made Head Boy in 7th year

Lover of books

✨ Secret Seer ✨

"Headphones-in means don't talk to me"

Would probably be happy staring at the Black Lake as a statue for the rest of time if it meant less problems in his life

Incarcerated alleged death eater dad; dead mom; hitwizard uncle/guardian...yikes

An intellectual living off the bare minimum of foods—bonus points for Oreos, blueberries, and/or coffee cake

A little bossy

Pretty sociable once you get past the looming sense of dread and book/music barrier

Well dressed but pretty stressed

Gemma Han - Main OC

Slytherin

b. February 1998

Pureblood

Marco's cousin with pesky little sister vibes™

Argumentative™

Muggle tennis hobbyist

Enjoys flaunting wealth

Tried out for Slytherin Quidditch Team Beater in her 2nd year but didn't make the cut— consequently said "fuck you" to the captain and then tried out every time since until she made the team in her 5th year

Harshly teases as a form of love

Also harshly teases as a form of hatred

Is secretly a bastard child

Overcompensates for her anxiety

Loves jewelry and is a huge fan of metal-charming (and metal-charmers—her idols)

Dante Han

Hufflepuff (eventually)

b. May 2003

Pureblood

Marco's cousin, Gemma's little brother

Too young to GAF

Likes aquatic life

Shares food with the giant squid while at Hogwarts

[orphiclovers]

listened to the heathers musical soundtrack thrice while drawing this. jd/veronica yoohan high school au. you agree

alternatively. heathers movie + 1863 yoohan

[shellibocs]

— oh, anyone could kill me / and I'd never ever let it be you

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[marzghost]

Johnny announcing Tanya: Mileena's bestie (have been together in past games and are canonically having entanglements in MK1)

Johnny announcing Sareena: Bi-han's future bestie ( their complicated but basically together in past games)

Johnny announcing Kenshi: BEST FRIEND (👀)

.... all I'm saying is home boi has been calling cannon past/current ships besties and I'm just gonna continue to live in my delulu world lmao

[savvywavvy96]

what kind of posts would you guys like to see from me?

filler bi han image #2 !!

[kylosroboarm]

[basicallyanotherwitchesthing]

Hans Holzer, Heather: confessions of a Witch as told to - Pocket - 1975

[daniarts19]

We’ll, here we are again with a new Heathers AU fanart, this one is Hans as Jason Dean/JD, and of course I have him no because of the the Same actor reference (Ryan McCartan). It’s because they both show the same level of a young, both being very sympathetic to their past which are very messed up which why how they are and also being the main character so called “love interest” At first (Veronica and Anna), until later they revealed their true nature and plans, but unlike Hans, JD still wanted Veronica but for murder purposes.

Yet I do like them not because of that because of their past and how terrible family they grew up in their childhood.

I hope you like this though.

Frozen © Disney

Heathers © New World Pictures

[livingdeadgirly]

Can someone draw the lin kuei as heathers pretty please

Bi han is heather chandler

Tomas is heather duke

Kuai liang is heather mcnamara

[virfujiwara]

I live for that sweet frozen rush lol

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HP GE - MA - Heather Han

Gryffindor

b. March 1980

Half-blood

Marco's favorite aunt, his mom's younger sister

Gemma, Aline, and Dante's mom

Assists with Wingardium Corp's philanthropic activities

Magical artifact/art museum curator

Not the best witch but a relatively good person

Single mom™

Formerly married to Marco's paternal uncle Percival before his passing

Had a secret affair

Epitome of elegant simplicity

Always invites all the kids over for breakfast

Very knowledgeable about certain things even though she may not have been the best student in school

Compassionate yet has a short fuse

[nofatclips]

King Of A One Horse Town by Dan Auerbach from the album Waiting On a Song - Directed by Aaron Hymes

[devilsrains]

eroica fanzines

"someone is killing the great NATO agents of europe" from guns and red roses #1 (1989) by heather bruton

[camyfilms]

PETER PAN 1953

There it is, Wendy; second star to the right and straight on till morning.

[heathersproship]

Ryan McCartan's Hans is so perfectly cast I literally cannot. I should not be simping this hard for him but !!!!!!!

JD: Veronica, open the - open the door, please / Veronica, open the door!

Hans: Love is an open door!

JD: I was meant to be yours

Hans: You (and I) were just meant to be!

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM THE PARALLELS I CAN'T TAKE IT

[basicallyanotherwitchesthing]

Hans Holzer - Heather Een Heksenleven - Fontein - 1975