#heat lamps...!

[iorimeowtohashi]

Ohse Lizard Analysis

I'm sure everyone has the species of Ohse's lizard at the top of their minds. Luckily for you, I'm here to help. Ohse's lizard is first introduced to us in episode #15 (A Ghost's Chamber), seemingly free roaming around Ohse's room, and conveniently has a small visual:

On first inspection, this strikes us as quite similar to a Komodo dragon, however for all crsm has it's more,, fantastical,,? elements, I'm not entertaining this.

However no worries. This is just clickbait.

Thankfully we have two far more helpful visuals:

Ohse's bedroom presents us with a far more realistic pet lizard (+ setup) but even better comes the twitter accompaniment visual, showing us what looks like a fairly clear skink!

Yay! you're thinking, We did it! A Skink! but hold on. there's more. Skinks belong to the Scincidae family, which contains over 1500 described species, and is one of the most diverse lizard families overall. From the more detailed episode visual, my initial (cliche) impression was that it could be a blue-tongued skink - good temperment, common pets, legal in Japan - and visually, it would arguably fit. However, considering Ohse takes his lizard around during season 2, I would consider the slightly smaller pink-tongued skink as well.

Both exhibit the characteristic stripes, the cute baby big head, and the pale/potentially yellow-ish main body colouring. To pick between the two, I would say that while blue tongued skinks do make more common pets, and the banding is more similar to that seen in crsm, the pink-tongued may have a slightly more accurate face shape, and build. However. Am I lizard expert? Clearly not. Take from that what you will.

Anyway. Less eventful than I hoped but Ohse's lizard is a skink truther here. enjoy

[koolaidashley]

Google says Sliders like heat lamps if that helps.

Ok heat lamp given and Draxum called 💪🏻💪🏻 gonna make him do the hard work am I right ..and def NOT tell anyone else …right….😬😬

[diodellet]

cw: sorry for writing more bedroom shenanigans, it will happen again. unbeta'd, all mistakes are mine. probably some scientific inaccuracies, except for the inertia bits, that i understand. established relationship things and some light swearing. it's all lighthearted 😇

who needs morning alarms when you're partners with naga!jamil?

the first thing to wake you up is the cold press of his scales against your skin. which is the beginning of the end, sad to say. being part-reptile, of course his instincts bring him to search for the closest heat source. as the warm-blooded one in the relationship, you will make do.

which leads to your current predicament - not the comforting feeling of sleeping in his arms, the upper body situation is all fine and dandy on this side, you like the fabric of his sweater, you (both) deeply crave this kind of skinship, it's all good up here! - his coils are twined around your legs, heavy enough to pin you in place, leaving you vulnerable to the cold of the room. as your eyes crack open, what greets you is the dim blue glow of dawn. of course.

in this world of magic, you'd think they'd have created a kind of blanket that doesn't become utterly useless after several hours of shifting in one's sleep. with your limited movement, you manage to free one arm.

"jamil." you shake his shoulder.

"hmm?"

"can you get up, please? i need to shut off the ac."

to your dismay, he makes a vague sound of protest, curls his arms more protectively around you.

"jamil." he can't seriously be going back to sleep.

"it's still early, and you're all nice and warm..." and wasn't that the twisted miracle of this situation? the fact that you woke up before his alarms?

his languidness has got to be a joke. you've seen him move quicker than a bullet. snakes can haul ass when the situation calls for it. you weigh your options, you could yell 'spider' and risk the consequences of a freshly-awoken-and-panicking jamil.

or you could just freeze. who needs legs? who needs to move? the way his fingers idly stroked against the flesh of your stomach was nice and comforting -

"bullshit, you're also freezing...!" he just liked to see you struggle, didn't he? you try kicking your legs in a last bid to free yourself only for his coils to shift and properly entrap you in their grip.

oh that was unfair, being comprised of mostly muscle and having quick reflexes even when half-asleep. damned naga anatomy.

you heave an exasperated sigh through your nose, not even bothering to hide your annoyance.

jamil's breath fans across the back of your neck. "didn't you want to spend more time together like this?" he asks, faux-dejection creeping into his voice.

the skin of your nape erupts in a flurry of goosebumps, definitely not from the cold. you feel like you're burning, and you're not sure if that's a good thing.

so you decide to roll off the bed and take him down with you.

tagging my fellow jamilnatics: @viperwhispered @twstgo @crystallizsch @jessamine-rose @just-a-little-silly

(if any yall wanna be tagged for future jamil writing, just lmk through the replies. i know in my bones he will strike again)

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 338

So the GIW is the Ghost Investigation Ward and not the Ghost Extermination Ward, yes? Hear me out, hm? 

See, it’s really hard to study ecto-entities when they’re going all over in and out of the world. Really hard! And of course they aren’t like, sentient, studies for years before the boom in this one town showed this! But, the overgrown not-birds (they’re still debating that) are really hard to watch doing their natural thing when they naturally mimic people around them! 

So! They got this idea, right? Their operatives can capture some! They’ve even made enclosures based off of what they currently know! It’s like containing crows, down to the mimicry & puzzle solving just er, with opposable thumbs and intangibility. 

And they don’t succeed first tries of course (Wow were said operatives frustrated and maybe cursing a bit that might be a bit violently) but then they get some assistance from the Fentons! Trying to hit an ecto-entities’ wings in a way to not permanently injure them is hard, but the new net canons that a ghost can’t pass through? Perfect! 

They have so many specimens now! They even released a few that were very much uncontainable- they rely on technology a bit and that entity kept unlocking all the doors. So catch and release with that one it is!  

They even managed to catch the white-haired ghost! In double! Which might not seem that important, but! As they realize during intake & initial examination (wow are they bitey) the two appear to be young! Something their ectobiologists only theorized about but oh are they excited! (Now if only the two would stop trying to escape their enclosure that’d be swell! Look, toys! Foo- oh dear God that baby ecto-entity is melting- Oh few, okay note taken to raise ambient ecto levels in that room dear god that was horrifying and stressful. … Maybe get some feelers out for feeding unstable energy entities…) 

[i-havenothingelsetopost]

convenient nests

[coolnonsenseworld]

Samurai and Ninja in crappy pics because December here is under a constant cloud and I just want y'all to see them all golden and cute without learning how to take aesthetic pictures 🥴 💙❤️😆🥰

linktr.ee/Mezzy

[mavigator]

the easiest ways to defeat namor:

1. hit him on the soft spot on the back of his head that makes him forget who he is

2. rotate him to induce tonic immobility like a shark

3. be a blonde woman

[ohgreat-moretapes]

Hoodie please say that Tim is at least alright- as much as I love you(/p) and want to put you in a little glass terrarium to watch you like the little bug you are (/aff). This blog was supposed to be *Tim's* first yknow

I think he's on his way out because I can't find him anymore ┐⁠(⁠´���ー⁠｀⁠)⁠┌

-⦻⦻⦻

[homeofhousechickens]

A reminder to never use heat lamps in your chicken coop. The brand doesn't matter all heat lamps are a fire hazard because chicken coops are highly flammable. Try a heat plate or heat panel instead as they are much lower risk.

[wiezumbeispiel]

Had an idea that was like. Well what if instead of crows glados had 3 baby porygons?? They’re kind of like birds. Kind of. Anyways all you need to know is that she loves them very much

[featheredsnek]

Are snakes in cold blooded in the roomsnakes universe? If so, do they have anything at home like a heat lamp to lay under?

[chocolatecakecas]

24 year old dean snowed in at some crappy motel on christmas eve in nowheresville, usa. and he's watching it's a wonderful life on the staticky tv while he sits on the lumpy bed with his arms around his knees and there's only a bag of chips and a half drunken beer because all the stores were closed. and the air is cold because the ancient heater keeps turning on and off. and his dad has gone awol and sam didn't call. and he's watching george bailey standing on that bridge and he feels more alone than he ever has in his life.

[mischievousspooks]

Squish

[magsterdragster]

Sleepy boys 💕

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[mumblelard]

thinly veiled or all sit and no ramble makes mumblelard a very twitchy bhoy

my wonky foot is healing happily hopping barefoot around the house but too much shoe time is hurty

[kedreeva]

Now that the quail have all moved outdoors, I repurposed their brooder to contain Bug tonight. She has to stay with Sark while I'm off adventuring for a night, so I made her a nice perch bed. Then she didn't want to come down.