#headcanons: no quarter

[melusinezephyr]

————  𝚑𝚘𝚠   𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜   𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛   𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛   𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚢   𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 ?

𝐀𝐋𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐒   𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐒 :     bold .     𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐒   𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐒 :     italic .

ANGER  .   jaw clenching , hands balling into fists , teeth grinding , yelling , going non - verbal , stuttering speech , rushed speech , slow and concise speech , rambling , quiet , arms crossing , shaking head , tearing up , animated , expressionless , projects , internalizes , vents , withdraws , tighter movements , passive aggressive , direct , physical outbursts , verbal outbursts .

JOY  .   easy smiles , fighting back grins , suppressed laughter , loud laughter , giggles , chuckling , smirks , whole body laughs , covers mouth when laughing or giggling , throws head back when laughing , slaps leg , touches people around them when laughing , looks down when laughing , looks for eye contact when laughing , sparkling eyes , bubbly happiness , quiet subtle happiness , obnoxious happiness , wants to spread joy , quietly savors joy .

SADNESS  .   crying , bottling it up , seeks distractions , wallows , meditates and processes , avoidance , seeks out comfort , withdraws , swallowing thickly , talks it out , internalizes it , sad smiles , depression naps , uses alcohol , uses drugs , seeks out sources of joy , fidgets with sentimental item , sits in silence , broods , gets moody , wants someone to share the misery , tries to hide negative emotions , nurtures others to make themselves feel better .

EMBARRASSMENT   AND   SHAME   .    blushing , looking away , rubbing at back of head , covering face , laughing nervously , laughs it off , overthinks , lets it go , self deprecating humor , deflects , gets irritated , smiles , withdraws , crossing arms over stomach , crossing arms over chest , hands in pockets , shoulders sinking , shrugs , falling into silence until comfortable again , talking a lot to compensate .

GUILT  .    avoiding eye contact , shoulders sinking low , head hanging down , crying , chest aches , lashes out , internalizes , apologizes , deflects , communicates , withdraws , grand gestures for forgiveness , accepts fault easily , punishes themselves , martyrdom , victim complex , over - active guilt complex , healthy conscience , internalizes even after forgiveness , seeks redemption , moves on easily , denial , lack of guilt or conscience , sorry they got caught more than caused harm , can’t handle knowing they hurt others . (girl this woman does not feel guilt idk what to tell you)

FEAR   AND   ANXIETY   .   trembling , crying , sarcasm or sass to cope , rambles , goes silent , gets angry , fidgeting , impatience , clenching jaw , picking at nails , chewing at lip , pulling at clothes , adjusting jewelry or clothing , swallowing thickly , eyes widening , over - reacts , under - reacts , calm , logical , panic , irrational , overthinks , carefully analyzes , talks to themselves , breathing exercises , flight , fight , withdraw , fawn .

tagging: hi dash.

[hemlock-dreams]

Hello yes hi. Big fan. Very big fan! Ur art, story, and that bad-freaking-ass spiderman design has me on a choke hold. Just a question bc I'm curious and a fanatic, what's Deadpools and Peter's relationship like here? Are they just lookin for a fun time or Something deeper? I gotta know man. I'll take all scraps I can get

Thank you so much! Here are some scraps I have fashioned into something edible (hopefully).

(Tfw u hug ur friend and pull back covered in his blood)

Wade doesn't have casual friends. In fact most people tend to leave, and the ones that stick around tend to like him in small doses.

Peter is weird. He's friendly, puts up with Wade's antics and is (for some reason) really patient with his bullshit. He lets Wade chatter and actually listens, they watch tiktoks together and Peter opens all his memes (not to mention actually replies to his texts!!)

Peter is also really tactile. Wade has had more casual physical contact (arm around the shoulders/neck grasping/etc) in the past few months than he's had in forever.

Peter also cares. Wade hasn't had anyone who's really cared in a long-ass time.

TLDR: Wade is so fucking far gone on him it's not even funny. He's also terrified of messing it up because if it goes south, it's not just a date he's gonna lose out on, it's the entire friendship. So he's been basically pining behind his usual 'I'm-going-to-make-crude-sexual-come-ons' routine and hopes Peter doesn't realize it's not for show.

He's also struggling with some very horny feelings for Spiderman but that's a whole other bag of marbles.

Don'tmessthisupdon'tmessthisupdon'tmessthis- "Hey, your tits look fantastic today" Fuck. Peter: "Thanks! Scarlett told me to get smaller shirts."

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Peter, on the other hand, is kind of reluctant to have romantic relationships because his Spider side and human side tend to blend together in ways that most people can't handle.

Because what does a regular person do when their boyfriend's venn diagram of 'hunt/eat/mate' is a circle? Peter always has to hold himself back, has to watch his strength, has to curb his knee-jerk reactions to violence...it's exhausting. And it's gotten the people he loves hurt.

So he's interested, but contents himself with platonic interactions because he thinks he doesn’t deserve anything more.

He also doesn't want to ruin the friendship, because he actually, genuinely likes Wade.)

Now when he's in the suit...well...impulses tend to go out the window...

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Thank you so much for the asks! I hope this was satisfying!! <3 <3 <3

[rinablet]

one day, daichi’s favorite ramen place suddenly closed down

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a belated birthday gift for the best haikyuu captain!

[turtleblogatlast]

Every single member of the Hamato family is equipped with the cantrip Vicious Mockery and 80% of its use is friendly fire.

[starcurtain]

What do you think Aventurine would be like as a boss?

Aventurine's first character story tells us that people both outside the IPC and internal to the Strategic Investment Department are explicitly racist toward him, so I would say first that I suspect Aventurine's team is much, much smaller than other Stonehearts like Topaz. For example, we constantly see Topaz's dumb "support squad" following her around in most of the events she shows up in, while we've never been introduced to a single "Aventurine support squad" member.

My suspicion is that, between the rampant racism and the undoubtedly common rumors about Aventurine's dangerous behavior, very few people are even willing to be put on his team in the first place. I suspect he's much more likely to be paired up with one or two "strategic partners" (like Ratio) and sent to handle things that way, rather than actually having a large group of underlings he directly supervises.

But just logistically speaking I'm sure he does have a few underlings, and I think... He's probably a very difficult person to work for, for a couple reasons:

He will almost certainly beat assholes to the punch. If a majority of the people who have been assigned to work with him don't want to be there, you can bet he's not going to wait around for new people to prove they are racist garbage. I imagine that, for the most part, he's off-putting and offensive to new people from the get-go. You ask which desk is yours and he just goes "Oh, feel free to set your things anywhere!" then turns around like: "Wowwww. Jim, this rookie is trying to steal the desk you've had for ten years! How inconsiderate our new friend is proving to be~!" New people on his team probably have the worst few weeks of their lives. (Because... If people are going to hate him on principle alone, he might as well give them a reason, right?) However, this has the effect of weeding out most of the people who are incapable of dealing with Aventurine's antics, so I imagine that the few who persevere through the hazing are probably genuinely decent folks. Those that make it past the initial "Let's see how much you hate Sigonians and disrespect me personally" vibe check probably end up on Aventurine's good side, and I think he eventually eases off his newbies after a while. (Not before they've proven their exceedingly high tolerance for shenanigans and even higher ceiling for shock factor, though. If a new employee makes it past the first month of working for Aventurine, literally nothing else will ever phase them. An elephant-sized Warp Trotter could warp them all six galaxies over and they'd just be like "Anyone got a working cell? I need to tell my babysitter I won't be back by 9.")

I think he's just never there. Absentee boss in the extreme. It's not that he ever slacks or doesn't do the work--it's just that he's constantly going off and doing the missions all on his own. It doesn't matter how many times the higher-ups assign him to do a team task, tell him he has to take the full squad... He just scampers off and does the deal entirely on his own, comes back covered in blood, and is like "Hey guys, I took care of the problem; enjoy some comp time on me!" I don't think he drags his average-level underlings into his dangerous gambles; I think he just does all the work with their clients by himself or with a high-caliber partner. You would think this would make him a great boss to work for, but I implore to put yourself in such an employee's shoes: You go into the office every morning only to see your to-do list is empty. Your boss isn't there to give you any new direction. After twiddling your thumbs for four hours, you find out the reason he isn't in the office this morning is that he's recovering from betting he could take an entire pack of Borisin in a fist fight. He's not in the hospital because of the fight (which he won). He's in the hospital because he was then promptly shot in the back by the guy he was betting with. Why is your life like this? Why must you be subjected to the soap opera of your boss's own self-destructive spiral?

Even when he's around, he's probably weirdly awkward. Don't get me wrong, I bet when he's in a good mood he throws all kinds of extravagant parties in the office, and his employees would never lack for bonuses and perks. But I think he has never really bothered to learn--or perhaps simply does not care--about normal managerial behaviors and boundaries. Like, you slip up and tell him your mother-in-law is in the hospital. He comes back five minutes later to tell you he's just bought six bouquets (sent from your address), commissioned a personally embossed card for her with your monogram, and contracted the services of the best-reviewed individualized medical team in Pier Point under your name. He's patting himself on the back for being an incredibly thoughtful boss. You don't know how to tell him that you haven't spoken to your mother-in-law in years, not since her last attempt to poison you. Every six months he buys the whole team new cars. You have no idea what to do with all these cars. It's too many cars. Put some cars back. He calls everyone his "friend," but even after working for him for years, you still have absolutely no idea about his likes, dislikes, or hobbies outside of the IPC. You could not name his favorite food if someone put a gun to your head. Does he exist outside of the workplace? You literally can't imagine him anywhere but on a mission or at a poker table. He's constantly bringing an "I am the party!" vibe to the room, but everyone else is a bored 8-5 worker who doesn't have a drop of enthusiasm left in their veins. It's like when a singer asks the audience to cheer along with a song, but nobody in the audience makes a peep. Absolutely no one in the IPC cubicles can match his particular freak. Aventurine's a smooth-talker and a street-smart cookie for sure, but something about the way his smile looks like it's made out of plastic when anyone tries to engage him in chitchat at the water cooler gives you the vague impression that he's probably never had an actual friend in his life. If "uncanny valley" was a vibe a workplace could have, Aventurine's office would have it.

Long story longer, I think Aventurine has very few people willing to tolerate him as a boss, whether because they are racist or simply because his quirks are just too quirky. However, I like to imagine the few who have hung in there are ride or die. You know they have an "Aventurine Protection Squad" group chat. They probably all wear peacock-teal and gold accessories in solidarity. They have definitely disappeared people for talking shit on their boss before. Aventurine has no idea how much they actually like him.

[satisaranea]

haymitch having to address 4 different deaths for each district on his victory tour. can anybody hear me. haymitch likely having to play the narrative that the deaths of his family were mysterious unsolved murders and to even make it so, partake in the humiliation ritual of public funerals held within the capitol. haymitch having to keep distance from the other victors because he really is a killer and cannot face it. 47 faces and 47 graves dug all because of him. is this thing on. haymitch being forced to mentor tributes he likely knew as classmates or school peers for the first few years of his victory. can you hear me do you understand !!!! haymitch having his games pulled from every possible outlet and blacklisted because of the shocking nature and traitorous way of his win. haymitch likely facing so much scorn amidst all the grief just for surviving. just for making it back home.

[wuzhere75]

WOF community I propose to you a headcanon: Sandwings and/or Hivewings that are fluorescent like scorpions, maybe even specific black patterns glow

Also while doing research I discovered that some scorpions can shoot venom out of their stinger so maybe they can do that as well

SURPIRSE! Wough upon ye! It is images from Wikipedia I’m obsessed with part 4 look at these stupid idiots from the Arizona Bark Scorpion page

[nickpeppermint]

[spirk-trek]

am i the only one who knows for a fact spock has a little fish tank in his quarters orrrr

[melusinezephyr]

Professor Zephia of the Black Eagles

PERSONAL INFORMATION

GENDER. Agender (She/They/He) AGE. 2500 (Apparent age is around 28-30) HEIGHT. 6’5” (196 cm) BIRTHDATE. November 21st CREST/HOLY BLOOD. None  CLASS. Black Eagles Professor AFFILIATION. TWSITD/Lord Sombron

BIOGRAPHY. 

PERSONAL HISTORY - Unknown INTERESTS. Music, games LIKES. Sombron, the true Lady Veyle the Four Hounds, cute things (won’t admit this one), scary stories DISLIKES. The false Lady Veyle (?), annoying people, bad weather STATUS. Serving to revive Lord Sombron CLOSE ALLIES: Griss

DINING HALL PREFERENCES

LIKES. Pheasant Roast with Berry Sauce, Beast Meat Teppanyaki, Gronder Meat Skewers, Grilled Herring, Fruit and Herring Tart, Sauteed Jerky, Super-Spicy Fish Dango, Garreg Mach Meat Pie, Fried Crayfish DISLIKES. Sweet Bun Trio, Vegetable Pasta Salad, Vegetable Stir Fry, Two-fish Saute, Small Fish Skewers

DINING HALL NOTES

FAVOURITE DISH.  ✧

"Mmm… thank you dear."

LEAST FAVOURITE DISH.  ✧

"Why would you dare to try and give this to me?"

TEA TIME GUIDE

FAVOURITE TEA. Rose Petal Blend CONVERSATION TOPICS. A word of advice, Children at the market, Evaluating allies, Overcoming weaknesses, Someone you look up to, The library’s collection, Your ambitions, The ideal relationship, Cats, Books you’ve read recently, I heard some gossip

TEA TIME QUOTES

GREETING.  ✧

(1) "Hello! Please do sit down, I would quite like to enjoy your company." (2) “It was my pleasure to meet you.”  (3) “Sorry if I kept you waiting for long.”

FAVOURITE TEA.  ✧

“Oh, did you prepare this just for me? How… kind.”

FIVE STAR TEA.  ✧

“Oh dearie, you didn’t need to go through the trouble.”

BEING OBSERVED.  ✧

(1) "What do you think you’re looking at?"  (2) “Do you find me that interesting to observe?”  (3) “Don’t stare so much, it’s rude.”

QUIPS.  ✧

"Mm."  “Interesting…”  “Nice day, isn’t it?”  “(Laughs)”

ENDING.  ✧

"Thank you for your… indulgence, dear.”

FINAL COMMENTS.  ✧

(Can’t think of any lol)

MISCELLANEOUS DIALOGUE.

GIFT GUIDE

FAVOURITE GIFTS. Ancient Coin, Anemone, Board Game, Carnation, Forget Me Nots, Hunting Dagger, Owl Feather, Rose, Smoked Meat DISLIKED GIFTS. Daffodil, Fishing Float, Lily, Lily of the Valley, Sunflower, Violet

GIFT QUOTES

DISLIKED GIFT.  ✧ "Throw this damn thing away, sweetheart. Why would you even bother giving this to me?" LIKED GIFT.  ✧ "Mm. Thank you dear." FAVOURITE GIFT.  ✧ "Interesting… Thank you darling."

LOST ITEMS

WYVERN HARNESS. A harness for a wyvern decorated with blue roses and magenta tassels that is carefully taken care of. It probably belongs to someone who dresses in a similar manner and greatly cares for their wyvern. - Location found: Stables. MAGENTA RIBBON. A long ribbon with tassels of a matching colour at various points along it. You cannot tell what it is meant to be used for, but it probably belongs to someone who keeps ribbons in their… hair? - Location found: Black Eagle’s Classroom. HALF FINISHED NEEDLEWORK. A half finished picture embroidered on dark fabric. There are stitches that seem to have been torn out quite angrily and it is found laying on the floor like someone discarded it in a rage. It probably belongs to someone who would keep such a craft completely secret. - Location found: Greenhouse.

LOST ITEM QUOTES 

OWNER.  ✧ "Ah, how careless of me to lose something so dear. Thank you for returning it." NOT OWNER.  ✧ "Why bother me with something that isn’t even mine? Go."

BATTLE QUOTES

MOCK BATTLE RETREAT.  ✧ “Hmph. I have been… careless.”  FIRST KILL.  ✧ "Aww... did I break you?"

MONASTERY QUOTES

CHOIR PRACTICE.  ✧ (1) "I am not great at singing, but I shall try." (2) "At least I like music…" COOKING.  ✧ (1) "I have never had anyone like my cooking before, but it cannot truly be that bad." (2) "I hope you do not mind if I had some… unconventional ingredients." (3) "(Cackles) How fun something like this can be!"

TUTORING

INSTRUCT N/A (Is the instructor)

TASKS

STABLE DUTY. ✧ “... Must I do this?” WEEDING.  ✧ "Hmph. Menial labour I see." SKY WATCH.  ✧ “The view from up here is rather… nice”

CERTIFICATION EXAMS FAILED.  ✧

"Ah… I have failed."

PASSED.  ✧

"If I am to serve you, I need something in return."

LEVEL UP

0 TO 1 STATS UP .  ✧ “My, you do nag, don't you? What happened to "just do your best"?” 2 TO 3 STATS UP .  ✧ “Did I improve or didn't I? It's a simple question.” 4-5 STATS UP .  ✧ “You cannot begin to grasp a Mage Dragon's full power.” 6+ STATS UP .  ✧ “My skills are improving. Right now, I feel as if I could do anything!” UPON REACHING LEVEL 99 .  ✧ “Hm. This cannot be it.” BUDDING TALENT “Hmph. Only natural.” NEW SKILL “Such sweet attention! It seems someone is fond of me.” RECLASSING .  ✧ “Let’s see what I can do now!”

BATTLE QUOTES

WHEN SELECTED

FULL/HIGH HP .  ✧ “How exciting.” MEDIUM HP .  ✧ “Whenever you need me.” LOW HP .  ✧ “I can carry on.”

ENEMY DEALS 1 OR NO DAMAGE OR MISSES .  ✧

“What a shame!”

CRITICAL ATTACK .  ✧

“No quarter.”  “You've been naughty!”  “That's enough out of you.”  “Want a reward? Here it is!” 

GAMBIT .  ✧

“I'll take the lead.”

GAMBIT BOOST .  ✧

“Not done yet.”

DEFEATED ENEMY .  ✧

“The Hounds are victorious!”  “Aww... did I break you?”  “If only you'd stayed out of my way.”

ALLY DEFEATS ENEMY .  ✧

“I'm too late for that one.  “It's over already?” 

ALLY HEALS/RALLIES .  ✧

“Such a wonderful feeling.”  “I can go on now.” “I'll make it count.”

DEFEAT QUOTE

CASUAL .  ✧ “You're... quite strong...” CLASSIC .  ✧ "I need... more time..”

THE ADVICE BOX

"I do not know what love or family truly feels like, but I have children (the word is heavily scratched out, with a hole through the paper where it was) people that I care about here at the monastery. How would one go about expressing that care in a way that could be perceived as normal (another hole through the paper) loving?" > Be nice and kind! Hug them often! > Just treat them like anyone else would. Let them know that you love them in your own way. (Correct Answer) > Just ignore them. Love isn’t worth it anyway.

[breakfastteatime]

Today's Fallen Order request is 'Small' for @foolinapril

Jaro would not say he forgets how small children are. It is simply that he so rarely encounters them that he has no need to recollect how tiny both they and their furnishings are. He has had apprentices before, certainly, but never one so young and therefore so small. Tiny, actually, would be more accurate. This youngling, Cal Kestis, is quite literally pocket-sized. Given what the Council has asked Jaro to take Cal into, he may very well place the child in a pocket to keep him safe.

The boy says goodbye to his clanmates, accepts a few clumsy hugs, waves one final time, and joins Jaro. His lightsaber swings on his hip, the hilt nearly as long as his leg. He has a tiny carryall that likely only carries a few changes of clothes. Jedi, after all, do not have possessions. That’s alright. They will need to stop by the quartermaster to pick up the necessary supplies a growing Padawan will require.

And Cal must grow. Fast.

The boy stares up (and up) at Jaro, gamely trying to mask the tears shimmering in his eyes. “I’m ready, Master Tapal.” His voice is so small it sounds like the squeak of the Temple mice.

Nodding, Jaro leads the way out of the youngling dorms. Cal’s footsteps pitter patter rapidly behind him, and Jaro remembers he must slow his pace for such a small pair of legs. He should review standard Human growth patterns. He knows enough to recognise Cal will be small for some time yet, and even fully grown, he will be significantly shorter than Jaro.

It is early morning and the Temple’s corridors are quieter than ever. So many Jedi are absent, called into service for the GAR. Jaro and Cal will only evade that fate for a few short months as they adjust to their new partnership.

They reach their shared quarters. Jaro opens the door and shows Cal in. They enter his chambers. Cal looks around wide-eyed. Jaro took care to requisition new furniture to avoid the likelihood of triggering Cal’s psychometry. A desk, a chair, and a rather tall cabin bed. Cal’s clan master, Petra Entola, told him Cal liked high places.

Yes, they have much to do in these few short months.

“Do you like it, Padawan?”

“Yes, Master,” Cal says, placing his bag upon the floor. “I’ve never had my own room before.” And then he shrugs. “Not that I remember anyway. I like it.”

There is, however, a slight buzz of confusion in the air.

“You are certain?”

“Uh huh!”

He sounds cheery enough. Jaro gives Cal a brief tour (there isn’t much to see beyond a common living space, a small kitchen, a refresher that must seem very large to Cal, and Jaro’s own room. They leave again shortly after the tour to gather supplies from the quartermaster, stop in the mess hall for breakfast, and then take a walk around the Room of a Thousand Fountains. After lunch, they meditate together and Jaro allows the boy to burn off some nervous energy in the dojo. As expected, Cal warms up as the day goes on and finds lots of questions to ask, all of which Jaro is happy to answer.

By the end of the long day, Cal yawns and drags his feet all the way back to their quarters. He is surprisingly efficient in the refresher, and is soon clad in pyjamas, rubbing his eyes, and off to bed.

Jaro has just made himself some tea when he hears a rather distinct crash. Rushing to his Padawan’s room, he finds Cal safely on his bed…

His desk, however, has tipped over and hit the floor face first.

“What happened?”

“Oh, I didn’t see a ladder so I figured this was a challenge!” Cal says brightly.

“A challenge?”

“Yeah – how to get into bed. So, I stood on the desk and jumped, except the desk kinda… fell.”

Suddenly, the morning’s brief hint of confusion makes perfect sense.

“Tomorrow, we will find a ladder,” Jaro says.

[bisexualjonahsimms]

Autistic Bones Characters and Diagnosis: My Thoughts!!!

Zack: I think Zack showed a lot of stereotypical signs of autism when he was young (lining up toys, no eye contact, frequent meltdowns, no interest in other children), and given that he was a white boy he was probably diagnosed young.

Despite being diagnosed it was hard to access any sort of support growing up since he excelled in school, and with eight kids his parents couldn’t afford things like occupational therapy (but they did all they could to support him).

Brennan and Cam know from day 1 since they’re his superiors, but his first few months at the Jeffersonian he doesn’t tell anyone else or ask for any sort of accommodations, both because he’s grown used to not having any, and because he wants to ‘fit in’ with the others.

Brennan: Not diagnosed until sometime during the course of the show, and doesn’t consider that she could be autistic until someone else brings it up (either someone casually mentions her being autistic assuming she knows, because let’s be real, it’s kind of obvious, or someone comparing her to Zack who she knows is autistic).

Lots of internalized ableism and definitely rejects the idea that she could be autistic at first. I imagine she has a lot of experience with ‘autistic’ being used as an insult towards her, and her general dislike of psychology ties into it as well. She does get over this, but it takes a lot of work, and even when she does get a diagnosis from Sweets, she can’t accept it right away. But everyone around her loves her and is there to help her come to terms with this information and figure out where to go from here !!

Hodgins: My audhd king. Late diagnosed ADHD, never diagnosed autistic (but he is, argue with the wall). His autistic traits all get written off as ADHD or anger issues.

I don’t think he’s at a ‘disadvantage’ by not being diagnosed, because he works in such an environment that he can get the support he needs without it, and ADHD diagnosis helps him to understand why he is the way he is (especially in the context of his childhood and realizing that he wasn’t ’a problem child’ he was just neurodivergent)

[hungergameshyperfixation]

Okay so now that it’s past the initial June hype I think we can all agree that there’s a small sense of dread that comes along with SotR, right?

[rotten7rat]

BATFILES: Jason Todd

FULL NAME: Jason Peter Todd

ALIAS: Red Hood, prev. Robin

DATE OF BIRTH: August 16, 1997

HAIR: Dark strawberry-blonde, white piece at front, loose curls

EYES: Pale blue-green

SKINTONE: Fair

HEIGHT: 6'3"/190cm

WEIGHT: 242lbs/110kg

ETHNIC BACKGROUND: Italian, Dutch, Scottish, Irish, Indonesian

DISTINCTIVE SCARS AND MARKINGS: Light freckles across face, shoulders and arms, deep scars on face, missing chunk from left ear, scar on left side of neck, small scar on right cheekbone, flecks of white in facial hair on chin

LANGUAGES: English, French, German, Italian, ASL, Mandarin, Arabic, Spanish, Russian (could use some work)

ADDITIONAL INFORMATION: has moderate hearing loss in left ear and mild in right, suffers from chronic pain, especially in hands, gets migraines

[a-dumb-sarcastic-bisexual]

A long list of Clone Wars headcanons just cause

Sometimes Ahsoka will get the zoomies and how she handles that energy is roughhousing with Anakin who's more than willing to participate 

It becomes a show for the 501 because seeing the small togruta tackle the lanky ass nightmare that is Anakin Skywalker to the floor is hilarious 

They are both guilty of not knowing their strength so some people (cough cough Obi-Wan cough cough) caution them against it they don’t really listen tho which has resulted in some pretty hilarious injuries 

One of those injuries happened when they were playing around and Ahsoka shouldered Anakin so abruptly that he fell back on him tailbone and got the wind knocked out of him she sat by his side laughing her ass off

It took her an unreasonable amount of time to realize he was in pain and when she did she started apologizing like crazy she still gets embarrassed when people bring it up and still apologizes years later

There was another time when Ahsoka turned her back to Anakin when they were roughhousing and he pushed her so hard that she almost fell off of the landing platform they were standing on

He snatched her up by the stomach while muttering “I’m so sorry” and then he started frantically checking to make sure he didn’t seriously hurt her while Ahsoka laughed so hard she swears to this day that she pulled something 

Unfortunately when the laughter stopped she did realize she managed to sprain her wrist and when Anakin found he helped her wrap it

You’d think that they’d learn from these incidents but nope they still play fight like two big dogs 

Even tho Anakin and Ahsoka’s place is pretty clean it’s never really quiet there’s always gotta be some kinda noise 

Sometimes it’s Ahsoka’s music playing loudly in her room, sometimes it’s a holomovie in the living room, and sometimes it’s just them bickering in the kitchen

It doesn’t matter what it is it’s never truly quiet even at night there’s a small amount of noise from Anakin’s snoring (which he denies) and Ahsoka’s purring thing (which she also denies) 

As crazy as it sounds the people closest to them will admit that their noise is strangely comforting  

Anakin and Ahsoka are so freaking similar that it turns heads sometimes they’ll say something the other said but they’ve never heard like “This is where the fun begins” 

It’s stopped Obi-Wan in his tracks before it kinda freaks him out and worries him a little bit but it also puts a small smile on his face when the duo says the same thing at the same time

They’re also able to predict how the other will react once Ahsoka was teaching the clones tricks with her saber and they broke it they felt terrible but they were also terrified about Anakin’s reaction 

Ahsoka was the only calm one in the room and explained to the group that Anakin would pretend to be pissed for about an hour but then he’d “calm down” and ask for the parted to fix it and by that time rolled around she’d already have his favorite holo prepped and food from Dex’s

They listened to her with a healthy amount of skepticism and were happily surprised to find out the next day that she was right  

There was another time when Anakin and Obi-Wan decided to buy Ahsoka her favorite boba to soften the blow that she wasn’t gonna go on a mission Anakin told Obi-Wan that she’d be happy for a minute before asking what happened and he was right 

When Ahsoka got closer to Anakin the clones and everyone else she showed her secret passion for acting like she doesn’t know them in public when they piss her off

It worked a couple of times and one of those times Rex almost got arrested because the officer didn’t believe that they were the commander and captain of the 501st Rex didn’t blame the dude because he couldn’t prove it without Ahsoka’s help and she refused to back him up

Ahsoka finally dropped the act when the cuffs came out but she was still kinda reluctant

She did agree to take a break from that prank and she stopped doing it entirely when Obi-Wan had to bail Anakin out of jail (she bought a lot of boba for a very long time to make up for that one)

They will reference the prank occasionally by asking each other at random points in the day “Do I know you?” 

Like sometimes they’ll be out and Anakin will ask “Have we met before?” most of the time Ahsoka will answer “No actually we haven’t” (this girl is wearing his cloak he’s wearing one of her headwraps and his arm is resting on her head) 

Sometimes Padme will make a big deal of taking Anakin and Ahsoka out to do something just the three of them

Whenever Padme and Anakin show the smallest form of affection towards each other Ahsoka makes a big deal about gagging Anakin makes a bigger deal of “evening it out” 

Like if he kisses Padme and Ahsoka gags he’ll grab her and give her a big smooch on the forehead and then like the little shit that he is he’ll whip his lips calling her greasy

She gets him back by whipping the spit off her forehead with his robes (and also backhanding him which Padme kindly ignores)

Padme will sometimes tease her too like if she grabs Anakin’s hand then she’ll link arms with Ahsoka and make a small comment like “There now you’re even”

Sometimes Ahsoka will get them both back in the moments when they check on each other first she’ll make a big deal about saying “Well kriff me I guess” even if she doesn’t have a scratch on her 

Both Anakin and Padme will make a big deal about checking her for injuries with a couple of comments like “Oh my poor little padawan you have a scratch from training last night how did you cope”

I said in my first post that Ahsoka and Anakin have a playlist and I love the idea that they have different titles for them like “Obi-Wan’s least favorite playlist” “get ready to kick seppie’s ass” “the council pissed me off again” and stuff like that 

It’s all in good fun but they’ll never let anyone else see those titles because they know it’ll get a good scolding from Obi-Wan

The moment Obi-Wan knew Anakin had formed an “unnecessary attachment” wasn’t some big life-or-death moment on the battlefield 

In hindsight it was a pretty funny moment that was caused by Anakin’s stupidity cause he had broken a glass earlier that day and he thought he got all the pieces so he didn’t feel it was necessary to tell Ahsoka

Next thing he knows the poor togruta is gasping in pain and when he goes to check on her she’s sitting on the kitchen floor while the mother of all glass shards is sticking out of her foot 

Now you might be asking “How did Anakin miss a glass shard the size of his hand?” he honestly couldn’t give you an answer but he could tell you was in that moment he realized that he forgot to restock the med kit even though Ahsoka had reminded him about it earlier that day

All Obi-Wan got to see of this was a blur of Anakin holding his profusely bleeding padawan while yelling at the top of his lungs “Move she’s bleeding out!”

No one can really blame the man for dropping everything he was doing to chase after his former padawan and they also can’t blame him for assuming the worst like her being stabbed or shot

He didn’t know what he was expecting when he walked into the halls of healing but it wasn’t an embarrassed Anakin standing over a cackling Ahsoka as the healers scolded him for causing a scene

He makes a silent note to give Anakin a small lecture about keeping his emotions under control before checking on his giggly grand padawan

[moonslesbology]

okay but you know how everyone has their idea on what happened specifically to haymitch’s family and girlfriend

well here’s my thought

snow wouldn’t kill them directly. haymitch is a new victor, everyone is watching him. his family and gf are probably notable faces since they were probably interviewed. if they suddenly die, the capitol would be so confused

also imo a sudden death wouldn’t be as painful

it would have to be something that basically places the blame onto haymitch

hence i think haymitch’s brother and gf were reaped for the 51st hunger games

obviously he tried his best and when his best wasn’t enough, he turned to alcohol. his mother committed suicide out of agony, thus leaving haymitch in an empty house.

turns out it’s canon they died like two weeks after his victory :(((((

i’m still headcanoning this because i wanna torture haymitch more :)