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The Owl House Headcanon on Character's Favorite Japanese Dishes.
Luz Noceda: Okonomiyaki (Hiroshima-Style preferred). She likes it for it is a perfect comforting fusion between pancakes and takoyaki (which she had some bad memory from getting her tongue scrouged by it). Plus, she can choose a variety of fillings, which is great for her neurodivergent vibe (while also easily getting bored).
Amity Blight: Zaru Soba. She'd likely go for a dish that is simple yet defines Japanese elements. She would enjoy it with chunky chopped spring onion, wasabi-infused dipping, and hot tea on a side. After a few years of trying more Japanese dishes, she also got into shio udon and yakisoba. (and yakisoba-based okonomiyaki with her sweetheart)
Willow Park: Kimchi Nabe; full of vegetables, proteins from meat, eggs, mushrooms, tofu, and gochujang-rich kimchi (Giving spiciness and Korean-ness that Willow never realized she needed). She loves her nabe with varieties and large quantities of proteins. Especially chicken-based meatballs (like in sumo wrestler Chanko Nabe), chicken breasts, lean slices of beef, and white tofu. Plus, extra spicy.
Gus Porter: Omurice with ketchup fried rice underneath a blanket of thin and creamy omelet. He prefers creamy demiglace sauce with mushroom and beef stock base, alongside ketchup and a dash of Kewpie mayo. Maybe steamed bacon with low-sodium, crabstick, or fish sausage for the side protein. Plus, he loves Sanrio and doesn't care about locals' eyes upon him enjoying his two plates of My Melody Omurice.(It's kids' size, so two is it).
Hunter Noceda/Park/Daemonne: Kushiyaki, especially those from old-school Yatai stalls. However, he would avoid poultry-based ones (especially the wings, as tributes to his lifesaver, Flapjack) and alcoholic drinks. He usually goes with beef and vegetables on the same stick. His favorite side drink is Ramune or Calpis yogurt drink. He usually has a few pods of salted edamame first, if offered.
Vee Noceda: Shojin Ryori meal from local Zen Buddhist temples. Somehow, she can tastes 'magic' in food, and enjoy talking about spiritual and morality topics with Buddhist monks(and nuns). She usually not paying them by money but doing them some cleaning and arranging the sutra. She sometimes enjoy draining magic from Omamori (Green one is a yum!).
Edalyn Clawthrone: Tantanmen, extra broth, extra noodles, and a few extra pieces of boiled eggs. With rice on the side. After an extreme night (either work, or a party), she carves for carbs, proteins, and spices. Eventually, it becomes her usual comfort dish. Plus, it was worth her two meals and a pretty budget. If she feels extra fancy, maybe some extra meat as well.
Lilith Clawthrone: Kure's JMSDF (Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force)-style Curry Rice, with milk (low-fat, or soya milk) and salad with a light dressing. She prefers a vegetarian version and original taste that serves Japanese maritime forces. She eventually made her own thanks to befriending a friend who was a chef on a Japanese battleship in the Cold War.
King Clawthrone: Set of different sushi varieties. He is into nigiri and maki with a few simple ingredients. He is into a grilled saltwater eel, salted boiled ebi (or tempura-fried), churnchy cucumber, and tamago. Onigiri is also his go-to, but he is not into raw meat.
#the owl house#toh headcanon#luz noceda#amity blight#willow park#gus porter#toh hunter#vee toh#headcanon favorite food#japanese food#eda clawthorne#king clawthorne#king toh
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People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again
#My art#One Piece#Long post#Sir Crocodile#Nico Robin#Alternatively panel 5 would've been a close up of Crocodile's face from Robin's POV where he looks like he's giving her a death glare#Not intentionally he's just a big scary bastard with a Resting Murder Face and Robin is a small traumatized child#But I wanted to focus on the silliness of the moment so you get the goofy version instead#IDK man there's just something very funny to me about the idea of Robin just randomly info-dumping about a subject she's read about#And Crocodile being like ''?????????????????????? The fuck you talking about??''#Robin leaves the ship's kitchen and Crocodile just stares at the tomato like ''...It's a fruit? Forreal?''#(Meanwhile Robin is sweating bullets like ''I called his favorite vegetable a FRUIT right in his FACE he's going to KILL ME'')#Robin grew extra feet from the bottom of her feet to reach the counter and that actually isn't me trying to explain bad art away#In the original Papadile comic there was a panel of Robin doing the dishes with extra feet to reach the sink but I cut it out#(It was a stress relief comic I did not feel like drawing a complicated background in detail) (BUT YES I THOUGHT OF IT)#Nico Robin Age 11 is *more* than capable of cooking Crocodile just does not trust her with his food. At least not yet#She did start doing the dishes unprompted and continues to do so (mostly out of fear). Croc told her she didn't have to but allows it#IDK a lot of people seem to headcanon Crocodile as incapable of cooking and like. Surely Mr ''I don't trust people'' knows how to cook#Like he doesn't have to be a master chef or anything but and maybe he enjoys not HAVING to cook (pain in the ass with one hand + knife/hook#But surely he can cook decent enough. SURELY#Botanists don't @ me I know the ''tomato is a fruit'' thing isn't fully accurate this is just a silly little haha comic
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Look Mihawk’s eyes definitely glow in the dark and this fact definitely threw Shanks of the first time he learned it which coincidently was during their *coughs* first time. But it’s kind of hot and he’s grown used to it now……mostly.
Because you know Mihawk is definetly the type of dude to never turn on a light ever and with his propensity for staring unblinkingly and his half hazard middle of the night sleeping habits. It’s a bit of a bit of a problem .
the years Shanks has lost of his life waking up to a floating pair of shimmering golden and ringed eyes staring at him in complete darkness he will never gain back and are best not talked out.
Also imagine if Mihawk is prone to midnight snacking (making up for all the food he doesn’t eat during the day to maintain his vampiric reputation) so many a red haired pirate have woken the ship with Shrieks having stumbled into the very dark kitchen to see a pair of otherworldly eyes completely demolishing a plate of leftovers or an entire charcuterie board staring right into their soul.
Ben and Yasopp have almost shot him multiple times(with only one of those times being on purpose) Many a crew member has solicited Shanks to get his boyfriend exorcised and the ship cleansed. In 2 years the closest Zoro ever came to cutting Mihawk was while blindly flailing his swords around in the dark trying to fend of the kitchen demon that besieged him during his midnight beer run. This will happen every night, they never talk about it. Zoro never figures out it’s Mihawk and is pretty sure the Kitchen is haunted. Won’t keep him from his midnight protein shake (he is no longer allowed beer)
Perona is the only person who is even slightly normal about this (she lived on thriller bark floating pair of eyes in the dark is child’s play) she just switches on the very bright white kitchen lights, effectively blinding Mihawk and leaving his terrible posture and he use of his precious kogatana to eat meatballs exposed to the light. She gets a cup of water turns off the light and leaves. The next day Mihawk buys her a new dress they never speak of this again.
#Mihawk just very *girl dinner* vibes#like he can cook his fancy meals with their fancy wine pairings but we all know he’s a scavenger and grazer at heart#sorry just nobody whose favorite food is wine has normal eating habits#also Mihawk naps so much I’d be suprised if he sleeps through the night#he probably treats sleep like a slightly prolonged nap. goes to bed promptly at 10 off to scare unsuspecting pirates into heart attacks at#Shanks again thinks this adorable. his crew is starting to realize that he is a freak#disordered eating mention#disordered eating in tags#throwing thoughts to the void#dracule mihawk#one piece#hawkeye mihawk#mishanks#akagami no shanks#shanks#goth family#one piece goth family#goth fam#Perona#roronoa zoro#red haired pirates#red haired shanks#akataka#benn beckman#op#one piece headcanons#mihawk x shanks
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you scold luffy for eating his third midnight snack in bed and he pauses, looks between his food and you, and then wraps a rubbery arm around your waist three times before lifting you out of bed and walking you both to the kitchen where he plops you both down in chairs, and continues to eat.
#mans two favorite thing is you and food#no way you're going to separate those two things#monkey d luffy#luffy fluff#luffy#straw hat luffy#luffy x reader#luffy headcanons#one piece#one piece headcanons#one piece imagine#fluff
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22 more images (with some saucy shenanigans and immature "seduction" tactics towards the end) below the cut:
Ryuk makes his grand return and is brought up to speed with Light and L's immoral union. The date seems pretty successful~.
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#drawn by me#my fanart#my fancomic#Death Note#The Chain#lawlight#Light Yagami#L#Ryuk#smooch#saucy shenanigans#suggestive dialogue#Ryuk third-wheeling~#L meets Light's quirky-deadly roommate#henh not much to say about this one. basically a continuation of the previous entry despite the absurd update gap.#I've lost the ability to keep anything brief anymore~#L seems a bit out of character with his willingness to go with the plan huh? And don't you think he'd have gotten used to Light's teasing b#now? Maybe it hits a little different knowing for a fact that it's coming from Kira's mouth directed towards him of all people~#Also the picture where Ryuk is saying he'll scram when things get heated is probably my favorite drawing of him that I've done!#he was so intimidating to draw especially over and over in comic form. such a far cry from my usual human style#but like all things I gradually became more and more comfortable drawing him. I'm very happy about that! :)#I have a dumb idea/headcanon concerning the nerds' first copulation attempt~.#if I decide to include it here I will definitely try to age restrict it even though it won't necessarily be graphic.#don't wanna get in trouble lol#I have more trouble drawing spicy scenes than I do with shinigami subjects XD#tw: food issues#they both eat the sketchy 'apple' to prove they're not cowards... despite it not being the smartest idea in the world. >_>
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Two things I’d kill for that have negative chances to happen:
- a speed drawing video from OX
- one of those character sheets they often have in manga with height, astrological sign, favorite food, even the blood type of each character.
#19 days#I must know if Jian Yi is A-#it’s important#Qiu’s favorite food is beer#OX let us build crazy headcanon around irrelevant details plz I’m on my knees
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Tails’ favorite food are mint candies (even if Sonic says they’re not a “real meal”), but what is his comfort food? Chili Dogs! He can’t help it, the moment he feels sad, or lonely or angsty he’ll go cook some Chili Dogs, and every time without fail he’ll feel better in a matter of seconds.
It might have something to do with the fact that every time Tails makes Chilli Dogs Sonic appears at his doorstep no mater how far away he is.
Or maybe not, maybe they both were hungry at the same time at it was just a happy coincidence that Sonic went to that specific live-in lab and that Tails was cooking right at that moment.
#miles tails prower#sonic the hedgehog#sonic and tails#wholesome sonic and tails wednesday#unbreakable bond#sonic#also Sonic’s favorite food are obviously chili dogs but do you guys think that maybe his favorite ones are the ones that Tails cooks#they’re brothers your honor#they’re a cosmic truth#practically canon headcanon#chili dogs are tails’ comfort food headcanon my beloved
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your post about grunts and disabilities aids got me thinking, so here's a dump of some disability related stuff I hc because you're cool and there NEEDS to be more disability rep in this fandom
Hank: selectively mute, uses sign language to communicate. HOH and missing an eye. autism and ASPD.
Sanford: also HOH due to his job and visually impaired after 12. gets a white cane after he gets his eyes fucked up. OCD.
Deimos: uses crutches on occasion because something fucking up during his cloning process caused him to be pretty frail and weak, at least at first. also keeps stim toys on him. auDHD.
Doc: definitely a cane user. has a severe mouth injury from his time at the AAHW, so he can really only drink liquids. his mask has a thing that automatically amplifies his voice since the injury makes it hard to talk. I also like to imagine either he or Hank have a prosthetic leg. SZPD.
Victor: I can't think of any disability aids he'd have, but he definitely has PPD (as in paranoid personality disorder, not postpartum depression,) and DID.
all of them would realistically have some kind of C-PTSD and chronic pain / chronic fatigue due to the lives they live
anon i literately owe you my life omg....these are all so good! thank you personally for saying deimos would use crutches (<- professional projector onto deimos-er) also him having audhd makes so much sense to me personally, ive always thought he has adhd (like me omg)
on the subject of doc using a cane, may i offer one of krinkels' stream sketches: hank with a cane?
#personally i think doc can eat but he avoids very hot/very cold foods#hank i think is very specific and particular about what food he eats and it took a lot of time with him and doc to figure out his diet#ALSO SANFORD WITH OCD IS MY FAVORITE HEADCANON EVER!!! i personally insert it into my art a lot!! but also mostly my writing lol#asks.fla
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satan's random headcanons
• gives you kisses on knuckles and forehead because he's a charming prince who normally only exists in fantasy. but your fantasy turns out to be real life and now he's your prince charming.
• the most decent one in the family. the first time you realize he's actually a demon is when he talked about how he was going to tortune a lower demon.
• cat café date at least once a week. if there's a new cat? he goes there everyday for a week. friend with all the cat café owners in devildom, he also has share of some cat café since lucifer doesn't allow him to have his own cat.
• always says that he's gonna snitch to lucifer if his brothers do something wrong so he can trick them to tell him their secrets then blackmails them later. succeeds every time for 5000 years straight.
• actually the best cook in the house. from desserts to main courses. there is nothing that he can't cook, as long as he has his cook book with him. he learns recipes from every restaurant he goes, takes note of them, remembers what dish his brothers like and cook them later when he's on cooking duty (also remembers what dish lucifer dislikes and cook them later). if someone in the family says the dish he cooks today good, prepare to eat it for the rest of the year everytime satan's on cooking duty. yes, he LOVES to take care for his brothers though he never admits it.
• never organize his room unless lucifer angrily and strictly asks him to (which happened a very very long time ago since he casted a spell on his door to stop lucifer from entering his room). always says "it's messy in my own way", that's true, he knows where exactly to find this things. you need to borrow some books about devildom's history? shelf 1, row 2, number two from the right side. need some spicy romance book? on the floor, the whole stack at the left side of his armchair.
• knows some very good if not the best pick-up lines. first of all, he's closest with asmo. second, he reads romance books more than anyone in the three realms. always give you the most poetic love letters you've ever received.
• acquainted with all the high-status people in devildom. some random nobel? oh, he met they once in a art exhibition 1500 years ago, just grabbed a cup of coffee with them last month. some of the most famous corps in devildom or maybe human world? he's one of the shareholders. a businessman. literally a businessman. remember the chat where he said he introduced mammon to some perfume company so he could get 80% of the profit? yes, that's the businesman of the family.
• always befriends with people who benefit him and his family. mammon needs money? he can give his older brothers some modeling gigs. levi wants some limited merch? he knows someone in the company? beel wants to go to some restaurants? he can ask the chef to come to their house. no one knows how he expand his social network this much.
• loves to give you gifts. everything. from the most expensive scarf you can find in the whole world to a cat-shaped stone that he finds on the way home from RAD. gives you everything reminds him of you.
• always loves to try new thing with you. today you two goes to the drive-in cimema, the next day he will bring you to the ocean to go fishing. but if you want to go to the bookstore and then the cat café, he's happy to go with you, it's his most ideal date too! and if you don't want to go outside? he has some very interesting book you can try to read. he.will.never.bored.you.
• so insecure, always thinks of himself as the most avarage guy compared to his brothers, and compared to every guy you know. lucifer is always at the top, diavolo's right hand man and stuff; mammon is one of the most famous model in the three realms and known for his infamous reputation; levi is so passionate about his hobby; asmo is super popular and pretty and always the trend-setter; beel is the athlete, always loved by everyone; belphie is effortlessly smart, he's just straight-up the genius of the family and also a spoiled brat. and he, the middle child of the family, an avarage guy who will never be unique enough.
#obey me#obey me satan#obey me headcanon#obey me satan headcanon#obey me shall we date#om swd#some very random headcanon i made in my head abt our favorite cat boi#again no proof-head#it is very random but in a good way i think so#i love satan being the most caring decent sensitive brother#like he literally went to pick drunk asmo and mc at the end of s1 and before that he also went out with beel to buy food for belphie#he loves his brothers too much to admit it#aww your tsundere brother satan#idk what else to tag#om satan
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Random little Jonathan headcanon 😊
Jonathan is definitely a cup ramen fanatic. After a long day of teaching, experimenting, and plotting Batman’s downfall, he trudges back to his cramped apartment, where a single flickering light struggles to stay on for dear life. His fridge is a barren wasteland, holding nothing but a few mismatched condiments, a half-empty jar of questionable pickles, and maybe an expired yogurt that’s more like science experiment than actual food. But his pantry? Now that’s a different story – it’s overflowing with a bulk stash of microwaveable ramen. This guy’s diet is a strict regimen of black coffee and ramen noodles, occasionally spicing things up with a splash of soy sauce for his idea of a ‘gourmet’ touch. And as for his coffee, he only drinks it black because, to him, even a hint of sugar is 'too sweet.' Besides, he thinks spending money on sweeteners is the equivalent to setting cash on fire.
#Jonathan crane headcanon#headconon#jonathan crane#Jonathan’s favorite food#dc comics#dc universe#jonathan crane scarecrow#the scarecrow#scarecrow#dc scarecrow
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My Golden Trio Headcanons (some modern some not)
Harry:
Oddly good at beer pong.
One time caught the snitch in his mouth and almost died.
Is REALLY good at cooking(less headcanon and more actually canon)
Loves the rain, absolutely hates thunder.
Had American southern tea ONCE and never looked at Earl Grey the same way again (Hermione gets upset about it every time they get tea together)
Soap opera lover(he watches them with Ron)
Is really good at drawing birds specifically.
He’s good at pottery but can only make bowls and plates.
SPIDER-MAN FAN
Ron:
Chess lover, both magic AND muggle(that’s canon but I’m including it anyways)
When Harry tried American sweet tea for the first time, Ron got to try fried butter for the first time too, he promptly inhaled it.
He hates crabs.
He often has stare offs with Crookshanks which either end with Ron getting mauled, or Crookshanks getting locked out of the room.
Is a DIEHARD Beastie Boys fan, Hermione introduced him to them and he hasn’t looked back since.
His favorite color is the exact shade of brown that Hermione’s eyes are :)
Soap opera lover(he watches them with Harry)
Wears bright neon crocs, has worn them on dates with Hermione before, will wear them on dates with Hermione again.
Got a buzz cut one time and Hermione screamed in pure unbridled terror when she saw it(she did not speak for him for a week, he had to magically grow it back)
Bad at pottery but loves playing with the clay.
DEADPOOL FAN
Hermione:
Aroace spectrum(because I love projecting onto characters and it’s canon in my eyes)
One time tried to straighten her hair and both Ron and Harry got scared when they saw it(it did not work)
Knows ALL of the Elder Scrolls lore
Has played Skyrim to completion over 19 times.(that is not an exaggeration, she’s pulled various all nighters)
HORRIFIC sleep schedule
Will not read romance, UNLESS it’s completely historically accurate.
Bad at drawing, really good at pottery oddly enough.
While she’s good at pottery, she absolutely despises the feel of wet clay, and then the feel of dry clay on her skin so she doesn’t sculpt stuff without gloves on.
Hates the texture of pasta, it has to be made in a VERY specific way for her to enjoy it.
Doesn’t like being smooched on the temple because it’s too close to her eyes and she thinks it’s unsanitary.
Had a seafood boil one time and was out like a light for a full DAY.
Tried a vegan diet for like a year but she accidentally ate a wet piece of ham in a sleep deprived delirium.
Beans on toast FIEND.
One time had a five day mental breakdown over magic and specifically quidditch brooms not following the laws of physics.
Dinosaur nerd.
Dr Strange and Reed Richards fan
Golden Trio:
Codependent.
They have a book club, Ron’s favorite genre is a mix between really cheesy badly written romances and westerns, Harry’s favorite genre is murder mysteries and philosophy, funnily enough, Hermione doesn’t like murder mysteries because she guesses the plot/plot twists and they’re always correct, she usually only reads non-fiction but she occasionally likes accurate science fiction and she also enjoys biographies.
Hermione once sat them down to watch a bunch of muggle movies, some Harry recognized, while Ron was just utterly entranced by the television, occasionally shaking Harry’s shoulder when something happened on screen.
While Hermione was finishing her seventh/ “eighth” year she was sent at LEAST ten letters DAILY, from both Ron and Harry.
They shared an apartment for like two years and would quiet often all sleep in the same bed.
That habit followed them into adulthood, and they occasionally sleep in the same bed.
Both Harry and Ron, along with Ginny, will flaunt Hermione being the minister, often.
Harry has forced the other two to rewatch every Star Wars movie, more than ten times.
Ron and Hermione broke up one time in their relationship and Harry was more distraught than both of them combined.
#feeling silly today#sorry for all the southern food talk#I’m a filthy southerner#I love romione#can you tell who’s my favorite?? lmao#platonic love AND romantic love in this one fellas#aroace spectrum hermione granger#I love projecting onto my favs!#golden trio headcanons#all of this is fact /j#golden trio#screw jkr#harry potter headcanon#hermione granger#harry potter#ron weasley#headcanons#romione#drarry#hinny#incorrect harry potter quotes#golden trio era#hermione jean granger#this is mostly a shitpost#hp headcanon#hermione granger headcanon#Harry Potter headcanons#harry potter scenarios#bisexual harry potter#demiromantic hermione granger
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Okay but something I feel like we didn't talk about back with the Glenn arc, is post prison-Glenn's reaction to tasting real food after only being fed goblinblood for DECADES (food that canonically is described as tasting RANCID)
Yeah he lost his son and got super old and buff, so that kinda overshadowed details like that, but I imagine him sitting by a campfire after the whole demon Jodie and Nicky incident, probably having Ron, Henry and Paeden fill him in on everything that he missed, and then Darryl just hands him a handburger that he grilled up for him.
I could totally see Glenn's last attempts at keeping it together just absolutely crumble away, as he finally tastes real delicious food for the first time in years. Just him silently sobbing with a mouthfull of hamburger.
#hamburgers probably also turned into his favorite food after that#say what you will - Glenn didnt deserve that sort of punishment#To quote Henry Oak: “OBJECTION! He's clearly a bad person and a good father!”#dndads#dungeons and daddies#dndads headcanon#glenn close dndads#glenn close#nicky foster#nick foster#nicky close foster#nick close#henry oak#ron stampler#darryl wilson#paeden bennetts
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Echoes of Wisdom Headcanon Countdown
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Liking cake is a universal trait between all incarnations of Zelda, but the type depends on the incarnation. We all know that Wild Era Zelda loves fruit cake; but I think there's some variety to be had. Classic Zelda likes red velvet and Skyward Sword likes pumpkin, and Spirit Tracks likes queen cakes to name a few! (I'll probably list all of them in the replies section if I get the time).
#call me basic but i love favorite food headcanons#their favorite desserts say a lot to me#echoes of wisdom headcanon countdown#wise heart of hylia#nocturne's headcanons#hyrule's gossip stones#archive of hyrule#fruit cake#botw fruit cake#botw#spirit tracks#breath of the wild#princess zelda#the legend of zelda#legend of zelda#loz#tloz#zelda#tloz 1986#adventure of link#zelda headcanons#zelda headcanon#botw zelda#classic zelda#st zelda#toon zelda#headcanons#headcanon#botw headcanon#botw headcanons
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Youngin years
#my Micolash headcanon backstory is he was a Yharnam street kid who managed to get his ass an education#Victorian orphan that they put in the textile mills…#only half joking when I say that#Also#headcanon that his favorite food is oysters#I remember seeing a beautiful picture of him holding a stuffed rabbit a long time#ago#and I always thought that was so sweet. I associate him heavily with rabbits/hares#micolash bloodborne#bloodborne#micolash host of the nightmare#bloodborne micolash#bloodborne fanart
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did i already share it? well ill share it again ig
dazai after oda's death wandering around yokohama, a mess becuz someone so precious to him died, unable to understand the very human feelings he's feeling, perhaps feeling something so strongly for someone for the first time (at least whilst being aware that he is)
its night time now and he's crumpled up in some alley way not knowing what to do or how to process anything when someone calls out to him
he ignores it
they come near him
he reaches for his gun, angry at being approached by who ever the fuck-
"are you okay?" the voice asks, and dazai's so caught off guard even tho he shouldnt be - there r only two ppl after all - ppl who dont care and ppl who ask if ur okay to pretend that they do
oda was always an exception
he thinks he says fine and that should be the end of it and it is becuz the voice leaves and dazai tries to go back to breathing
except it comes back a while later with the familiar rustle of plastic bags and suddenly someone's in front of him, not touching, but close enough dazai cant ignore him, his hand tightens on his gun
"you look like you havent eaten" and in front of him, in a plastic bag, riceballs, water, and napkins
he stares
"you're well dressed" the voice says "so you probably have somewhere to go to" he doesnt "but you look hurt, covered in blood. if it was one of my students i would want someone to help them"
when dazai looks up the person in front of him doesn't look older than him
he's got long blond hair tied up, glasses, dressed in a black button up, a tan coat, and a stern look on his face
"i dont" dazai says even though he doesnt know why he's telling this strange man anything - but its true he has no where to go (chuuya's? but something stopped him before he could; ango's? that... if ango had been here... maybe oda wouldn't have-)
"dont what" dazai doesn't reply but the man seems to understand - his face falters for a second
"youngins these days, they never plan out anything. why would you spend money on expensive looking clothes and not rent out a place? my first priority was an apartment! i bought non necessary clothes after" the man scolds gesturing to his coat, dazai wants to reach for his gun again "whatever, you can stay with me for the night - i have a spare couch! this is a one time thing though! you better rent out a hotel room tomorrow!"
dazai stares at him in surprise, at his offer, his contradictory tone, voice, and words or simply the fact that someone can show such... kindness - dazai isnt sure
he doesn't remember agreeing - but he must have
must have agreed and followed the man back to his apartment, must have cleaned up the blood (odaodaoda) in his bathroom, must have eaten his food, drank his water and fallen asleep on his couch because thats where he is in the morning
its still dark out when dazai wakes up in an unfamiliar place and remembers the man
he has a feeling that the man will scold him for not immediately finding a place but let him stay for longer, but he cant stand to be here any longer
he needs to leave
go far far away from oda, the mafia, this man who showed him kindness for no reason as if oda was still here watching, making sure - he needs to go
there's only a brief hesitation when he sees the man's coat, so familiar to the one oda wears, hanging by the door, easy to grab and leave
he doesn't feel guilt when he takes it with him
he thinks of the man a few times here and there in the two years he spends wandering, waiting
he meets him again eventually, walking into the ada office with a fake backstory - he's there with the person he was told was the boss
when he looks over his eyes linger on the coat, a touch of something but not recognition
this is fine with dazai who puts on his best happy mask
"hey there! i'm here for a job interview! my name's dazai"
"Ah yes. My name is Fukuzawa, I am the president of the Agency. This is one of my employees, your future coworker if it all works out, Kunikida"
#yall ever think about where dazai's coat came from#this isnt like a theory btw its just a funky little thing i thought up of#also do you guys think about how kunikida complained about taking in atsushi and feeding him but STILL paid for like 30 bowls of atsushi's#favorite food for no real reason - like he could've said no - what couldve atsushi done - he couldve only bought him a bowl or too but nope#he let him eat as much as he wanted all the while complaining he's so funny#kunikida: dazai you cant bring in orphans like this ... but now that you have i will ensure that he is fed and happy#same energy w/ 18 yrs old dazai#yeah#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs#pm dazai#dazai#bsd dazai#bungou stray dogs dazai#dazai osamu#kunikida hcs#kunikida fluff#kunikida headcanons#bsd kunikida#bungou stray dogs kunikida#kunikida doppo#kunikidazai#kunikizai
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So Seviathan is Greek (my hc), Alastor is Creole/Cajun, and Vaggie is supposed to be Hispanic-coded (do angels have ethnicities??)
Our favorite white girl clearly likes some good food
#charlie hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel#radiobelle#charlastor#seviathan von eldritch#she’s my favorite white girl#she wants that GOOD food#my headcanons
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