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reblog to seal prev in a little vat of green fluid that they can breathe in and it makes bubbles when they do and they can't escape it and you can go there and observe them in it and they'll tap on the glass and bubbles will escape from their mouth which you can only presume is them trying to say how much they love being in your vat

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Shout out to all the slower, sentimental Minecrafters; all the people who dont need big, industrial farms, or fancy storage systems, or optimized gameplay. You take your time, build stuff with iron tools, write lil stories for your world, enchant things below level 30. To all the people who live in their world, who let it breathe.

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theres a bedrock edition loading screen tip that says something along the lines of "eat as much as you want, you'll never get full! And you'll never starve" that is high-key haunting to me. wtf do you mean by that minecraft. what do you mean by that. anyways I'm just gonna go through some of bedrock edition's creative mode-exclusive loading screen tips because my heart is telling me they're parkciv evbo coded (postcanon, at least) and I need to talk about it

(all of these tips found courtesy of minecraft.wiki, the only good Minecraft wiki (and it's spectacular y'all should be using it if you aren't))

(also, all of these sections are written with the assumption of parkciv evbo reading them. I know that doesn't make sense because it's java edition and also they're loading screen tips but shhhh lemme have my angst in peace)

(double also, there's an episode in between both seasons that isn't included in the compilation movies. if you haven't watched it, you should, because it's actually really lore relevant! It's called "Minecraft but I discover the HISTORY of PARKOUR CIVILIZATION" and idk why it wasn't in the movies so there's that. it's relevant to this ramble :])

"Bored of gravity? Jump twice to fly!" does this mean, to evbo, "jump twice and you'll never have to jump again"? does this mean to him that he's made it to the top? is it a blessing or a curse to be able to simply stop jumping and just keep going around? would he be sad to know that he is the only one who can experience this? would he be upset to know that this power could've been given to everyone, to the starving and the sick, that jumping doesn't need to matter? or would it feel like cheating to him? would he refuse to fly because he's gotten this far without it?

"Summon mobs in an instant with spawn eggs" food is there at the use of an item. you can have hundreds of cows, chickens, pigs, animals he's never seen or imagined. he was left to starve. his friends were left to starve. the champion, and the parkour god, have the power to feed everyone forever. no one did it before he did. side note, I think that that's how each level can have food without anyone necessarily having to work. but anyways. how angry would you be to find out that your starvation could've been fixed with one item. one simple action. your friends could've been safe if not for the neglect of those above you

skipping straight to what's listed as number 9 on the wiki because the ones in between the last one and this one don't interest me but "You can't die, but villagers can. Use that information... wisely." is simply a horrifying statement in general in my humble opinion. like, you can't die. but everyone else can. everyone else is subject to the horrors of death. everyone else will be gone, someday. the people you love don't live forever, but you do. you will outlive everyone you've ever loved and ever will love and there's nothing you can do about that. horrific possibility and I've seen this concept used before so I know other people have come to this conclusion but still

now, there's another good one but I think I want to come back to that one later, so to number 15 we go I think :) "Who needs tools? Punch your way to success and remove blocks instantly in creative mode." remember how under the evil champion, noobs weren't allowed to break blocks? yeah I bet you do. Evbo would probably remember that too. from being able to break nothing to being able to break through any barrier, any wall. no wall can stop you, cell bars can't keep you in(this also ties into number 14 with the same theme, and 14 is this: "Move through solid objects using spectator mode." I didn't feel like it was enough to talk about by itself so here it is!!), you're free forever. walls are a suggestion. you can go wherever you want and do whatever you want forever and ever and ever and just a few months ago any small privilege or right could be taken from you. no one can stop you anymore.

next up I'm looking at number 17 and also I think in the same vein is number 5, so I'll go over both here really. number 17 is "Get there now with the /tp command." and number 5 is "Try blinking around the map with an ender pearl. Don't get dizzy!" I feel like these two are related for the sake of this post because imagine being able to just go. just leave! get outta here! go wherever you want instantly! you can go an infinite distance in no time at all. you never have to do the parkour to get between layers again. this could've saved lives. this could've protected people. but instead people fall into the void and die. people are hurt. do you think this is where Evbo got the idea for teleporting people back to the parkour temple when they die in the void? do you think Evbo wishes someone set this up before his friends fell to the void?

I don't have a ton to say about number 20 but I do still want to bring it up. "Why not build an underwater base? It's not like you can drown." is one of the messages that are very flippant about things that would usually kill you. "you can't die, so why not try things you never could before?" is how this one reads to me at least. so many more options, so many infinite options, there's so much. you don't even need to breathe anymore, so is anything really a threat to you? everything should be so much less terrifying, but you were still born mortal. that would be pretty hard to get past I think.

similar to that one is number 23, and there are a couple I'll come back to but I'd like to try to keep similar ones near each other. "Have you tried swimming in lava? It's like sinking into a warm bath. Just don't try it in survival mode..." is also a very "you can't die so just do shit" message. this one I added separately, though, because I think the lava aspect is interesting to tie into parkour prison. lava doesn't hurt you anymore, it's warm, it's fine, try it. maybe it'll reassure you that no one else who died there felt pain when dying even though you know that's a lie. maybe you'll feel less bad for surviving where they didn't.

second to last is number 21, "Whatever you can dream, you can build. There's no limit to your resources (in creative mode...)." I feel like this one ties into the way that noobs had basically nothing at all, and that even as you go up the ranks no one has infinite resources except perhaps the champion and the parkour god. as a noob there is nothing you can own, you cannot even pick up blocks, and your food is always raw. you have a house but if you're gone too long they'll sell it for a higher price and you'll never get it back. as a pro sure you can have blocks and your food is cooked but if you don't do your tasks then you die. you starve or you are killed. even as a master you still have to work for things; you may have the most out of any layer but nothing is unlimited. do you think this is why Evbo made food infinitely available on every layer after becoming champion? or at least part of the reason?

the last one I'm covering is number 13. I wanted to save the best for last and y'all are gonna hate me for this one. number 13 is "Eat as much as you want, you'll never get full! And you'll never starve." I think y'all can guess where I'm going with this one. this is also the one that I saw while loading into one of my own minecraft worlds that made me go on this dive! but just. imagine being Evbo and just seeing this. you'll never starve again. you'll never have to, you'll never be able to. but neither will you ever truly be full again. you don't get to. you don't have to starve but you'll never be full. others still starve, others still get full, but you will never do either of those again. freeing and devastating at the same time. just. idk man if I were good at writing fanfic I'd make this a fanfic but alas I am not good at fanfic

tldr because this is a long ass post:I think Evbo as a character would be really fucked up upon learning just how little can hurt him upon becoming a god. I especially think he'd be really angry at just how easy it really was for the previous parkour god to prevent all the suffering he and his friends went through and how little said god actually did. maybe one day I'll read over the other lists of loading screen tips and make headcanons about some of those because there's certainly at least a few that I can have thoughts about

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theres a bedrock edition loading screen tip that says something along the lines of "eat as much as you want, you'll never get full! And you'll never starve" that is high-key haunting to me. wtf do you mean by that minecraft. what do you mean by that. anyways I'm just gonna go through some of bedrock edition's creative mode-exclusive loading screen tips because my heart is telling me they're parkciv evbo coded (postcanon, at least) and I need to talk about it

(all of these tips found courtesy of minecraft.wiki, the only good Minecraft wiki (and it's spectacular y'all should be using it if you aren't))

(also, all of these sections are written with the assumption of parkciv evbo reading them. I know that doesn't make sense because it's java edition and also they're loading screen tips but shhhh lemme have my angst in peace)

(double also, there's an episode in between both seasons that isn't included in the compilation movies. if you haven't watched it, you should, because it's actually really lore relevant! It's called "Minecraft but I discover the HISTORY of PARKOUR CIVILIZATION" and idk why it wasn't in the movies so there's that. it's relevant to this ramble :])

"Bored of gravity? Jump twice to fly!" does this mean, to evbo, "jump twice and you'll never have to jump again"? does this mean to him that he's made it to the top? is it a blessing or a curse to be able to simply stop jumping and just keep going around? would he be sad to know that he is the only one who can experience this? would he be upset to know that this power could've been given to everyone, to the starving and the sick, that jumping doesn't need to matter? or would it feel like cheating to him? would he refuse to fly because he's gotten this far without it?

"Summon mobs in an instant with spawn eggs" food is there at the use of an item. you can have hundreds of cows, chickens, pigs, animals he's never seen or imagined. he was left to starve. his friends were left to starve. the champion, and the parkour god, have the power to feed everyone forever. no one did it before he did. side note, I think that that's how each level can have food without anyone necessarily having to work. but anyways. how angry would you be to find out that your starvation could've been fixed with one item. one simple action. your friends could've been safe if not for the neglect of those above you

skipping straight to what's listed as number 9 on the wiki because the ones in between the last one and this one don't interest me but "You can't die, but villagers can. Use that information... wisely." is simply a horrifying statement in general in my humble opinion. like, you can't die. but everyone else can. everyone else is subject to the horrors of death. everyone else will be gone, someday. the people you love don't live forever, but you do. you will outlive everyone you've ever loved and ever will love and there's nothing you can do about that. horrific possibility and I've seen this concept used before so I know other people have come to this conclusion but still

now, there's another good one but I think I want to come back to that one later, so to number 15 we go I think :) "Who needs tools? Punch your way to success and remove blocks instantly in creative mode." remember how under the evil champion, noobs weren't allowed to break blocks? yeah I bet you do. Evbo would probably remember that too. from being able to break nothing to being able to break through any barrier, any wall. no wall can stop you, cell bars can't keep you in(this also ties into number 14 with the same theme, and 14 is this: "Move through solid objects using spectator mode." I didn't feel like it was enough to talk about by itself so here it is!!), you're free forever. walls are a suggestion. you can go wherever you want and do whatever you want forever and ever and ever and just a few months ago any small privilege or right could be taken from you. no one can stop you anymore.

next up I'm looking at number 17 and also I think in the same vein is number 5, so I'll go over both here really. number 17 is "Get there now with the /tp command." and number 5 is "Try blinking around the map with an ender pearl. Don't get dizzy!" I feel like these two are related for the sake of this post because imagine being able to just go. just leave! get outta here! go wherever you want instantly! you can go an infinite distance in no time at all. you never have to do the parkour to get between layers again. this could've saved lives. this could've protected people. but instead people fall into the void and die. people are hurt. do you think this is where Evbo got the idea for teleporting people back to the parkour temple when they die in the void? do you think Evbo wishes someone set this up before his friends fell to the void?

I don't have a ton to say about number 20 but I do still want to bring it up. "Why not build an underwater base? It's not like you can drown." is one of the messages that are very flippant about things that would usually kill you. "you can't die, so why not try things you never could before?" is how this one reads to me at least. so many more options, so many infinite options, there's so much. you don't even need to breathe anymore, so is anything really a threat to you? everything should be so much less terrifying, but you were still born mortal. that would be pretty hard to get past I think.

similar to that one is number 23, and there are a couple I'll come back to but I'd like to try to keep similar ones near each other. "Have you tried swimming in lava? It's like sinking into a warm bath. Just don't try it in survival mode..." is also a very "you can't die so just do shit" message. this one I added separately, though, because I think the lava aspect is interesting to tie into parkour prison. lava doesn't hurt you anymore, it's warm, it's fine, try it. maybe it'll reassure you that no one else who died there felt pain when dying even though you know that's a lie. maybe you'll feel less bad for surviving where they didn't.

second to last is number 21, "Whatever you can dream, you can build. There's no limit to your resources (in creative mode...)." I feel like this one ties into the way that noobs had basically nothing at all, and that even as you go up the ranks no one has infinite resources except perhaps the champion and the parkour god. as a noob there is nothing you can own, you cannot even pick up blocks, and your food is always raw. you have a house but if you're gone too long they'll sell it for a higher price and you'll never get it back. as a pro sure you can have blocks and your food is cooked but if you don't do your tasks then you die. you starve or you are killed. even as a master you still have to work for things; you may have the most out of any layer but nothing is unlimited. do you think this is why Evbo made food infinitely available on every layer after becoming champion? or at least part of the reason?

the last one I'm covering is number 13. I wanted to save the best for last and y'all are gonna hate me for this one. number 13 is "Eat as much as you want, you'll never get full! And you'll never starve." I think y'all can guess where I'm going with this one. this is also the one that I saw while loading into one of my own minecraft worlds that made me go on this dive! but just. imagine being Evbo and just seeing this. you'll never starve again. you'll never have to, you'll never be able to. but neither will you ever truly be full again. you don't get to. you don't have to starve but you'll never be full. others still starve, others still get full, but you will never do either of those again. freeing and devastating at the same time. just. idk man if I were good at writing fanfic I'd make this a fanfic but alas I am not good at fanfic

tldr because this is a long ass post:I think Evbo as a character would be really fucked up upon learning just how little can hurt him upon becoming a god. I especially think he'd be really angry at just how easy it really was for the previous parkour god to prevent all the suffering he and his friends went through and how little said god actually did. maybe one day I'll read over the other lists of loading screen tips and make headcanons about some of those because there's certainly at least a few that I can have thoughts about

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i have a folder dedicated to "bad math memes" i made on mspaint in 2022. a friend of mine said tumblr would eat them up? but you know... i'll post one just to test the waters

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If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.

As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.

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Take two cuz im forgetful - Genuine question

please rb im so curious

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In my head: Hikeback is an absolutely incredible narrative utilizing perspective, gameplay mechanics such as rewinding and ending plot flags, and small but incredibly effective varients in visuals and dialogue to produce an astounding emotional and thought-provoking deconstruction of my least-favorite fable of all time.

My traitor buffoon mouth: do you think the scorpion and frog explor-

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do you think if people had wings we'd just

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how it feels having an interest and no one to talk to about it

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thinking about jobs in parkour civilization. like obviously there's the ones we see in the actual series(selling houses, selling blocks, bringing food to people, etc) but what else are people doing. what if you were like, a leatherworker in parkour civilization and you made the leather boots for the noobs. what if you were a gardener and grew medicinal herbs for folks who fall a little too hard and hurt themselves. what if you worked in parkour childcare. what if you worked in construction and built houses? what if you were an author, or an artist, or a musician. just. idk man I think about this a lot

like I doubt most people are actually just doing parkour all day. like what about the old lady in the library in season 2? I genuinely cannot remember if they said she was a librarian but what if libraries were formed to maintain access to information. what if there was parkour schooling because after Evbo was put in charge a lot of kids started being born and needed to be taught how to parkour. basically I'm thinking about how parkour society as a whole probably developed after the evil champion's defeat and like. idk man tag yourself I'm parkour leatherworker who makes custom leather boots and occasional other aesthetic items

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because someone asked how cloaks would work and i had opinions

personally i think around the wing makes the most sense

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So uh Hikeback doodles because I'm bored as sin. Headcanon names are Octave (Hiker) and Camilo (Driver), these aren't canon at all and Dandy plans on having canon names in the future!!

Also Hiker has a kitty named Cherry and it has braincells of a tuxy cat. Lilly is a good big sister even if she drools all over it.

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I really love ao3

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My name is grinchgraf and this is my house

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since you buy things in pvp civ with your weapon durability and your durability is also your lifespan, does this mean evbo's shopping therapy counts as self-harm?