#he's very throwable!

[valentine-cafe]

﹙ character note. ﹚ ─── I would like everyone to take a moment of silence for rishen 781 and his slutty slutty waist <3

[squeakadeeks]

CATEGORY 5 LITTLE GUY EVENT

[sweetteaanddragons]

Pick Your Battles (Pick - Different Battles. Put That One Back.)

(I wrote this at Christmas and put it up on AO3, but it looks like I forgot to crosspost it here!)

(Having written a lot of time travel stories where people wish they could just attack Melkor, I decided it was finally time to let someone. Time travelling Fingon seemed perfect for the job.)

“You attacked Lord Melkor,” Fingon’s father said with incredulous emphasis, “with your teeth.”

“With a chair, first,” Fingon said. He had attempted to use weaponry before resorting to unarmed combat. “I wanted Uncle Feanaro’s sword, but I didn’t think I could get it away from him in time.”

He was aware that this was not actually helping his case. It might have helped his case if he had collapsed into some kind of mock breakdown instead, puddling onto the desk in his father’s study in heaving sobs, but he had never been much of an actor, so he stood before it instead, a reporting soldier before his general, instead of a penitent youth before his father as he should have been.

He might have been able to dredge up some penitence, actually, if only for the pain on his father’s face, except the provocation had been so very great that he really felt he could not have done otherwise.

His father at last stopped his pacing and collapsed into a seat behind his desk, holding up his hands in supplication. ”Why, Findekano?”

Fingon paused.

His reasons were entirely natural and entirely irresistible.

However.

They were not reasons that would have been at all comprehensible before Findekano had found his way to Thangorodrim and become Fingon.

“I had sworn to do so,” he tried.

The last time he had seen his father look so despairing, it had been right before he went off to go fight Morgoth, although not, admittedly, with his teeth.

He thought. He'd never actually asked.

“You swore to hit one of the Valar with a chair,” his father clarified in the flattest tone Fingon had ever heard from him.

Technically, no.

Technically, what he had sworn was to never let Morgoth lay a hand on Maedhros again. The fact that he had not pictured anything remotely similar to these circumstances when making that vow did not exempt him from it; nor did he particularly wish to be considered exempt from it.

Just because he had somehow found himself in a time before Morgoth had revealed the evil in his heart did not mean that evil was not already beginning its foul work.

“Swore an oath to whom?” his father demanded.

Fingon did not think the truth would be useful to family tensions, or the fully explained truth to the recently shaken belief in his sanity.

In the face of his stubborn silence, his father’s exasperation slowly drained away, leaving only his weariness behind. “You could have been killed,” he said. “If Lord Melkor had lost his restraint for even a moment - “

For a moment, it was not his father’s current, unblemished form, that Fingon saw.

Whatever his father saw on his face, it made him change tactics. “This cannot be kept quiet. If we can assure the Valar it has been handled, perhaps it need not come before Manwe, but - “

An idea suddenly blossomed, one born of a very different case before Manwe.

He did not wish to approach the Valar with the truth of his situation, not when he didn’t wish it undone.

But certain other truths . . . well, they had come out in a trial once before.

“Let it go before Manwe,” he said, interrupting his father. “Let it all be handled in the open. It will be better that way.”

“Findekano - “

“It will be,” he promised with a quick bow before darting out of the room without waiting for leave.

He suspected his father wouldn’t want him to leave the house at present, but he really must; he needed to find Maitimo as he had a horrible suspicion he might have accidentally hit him with that chair.

[m00nagedreamin]

look who finally arrived!!

[mojaves]

art by the wonderful @ruvviks of a new guy for the ocverse, marcus!! a little freak of an assassin who likes to bite people and get beat up for fun

[sciderman]

Shiklah seems. Incredibly bad for and low key abusive towards Wade

LOW KEY??

[apologetic-artist]

I think she may have a staring problem

He's so dumb lookin/pos

[Orig. Images under cut)

Kitty :3

[lordzuuko]

My health bar HAHAHAHHAHA NG+ don't ef around. He ignored my fable arts that I was hanging onto a thread twice in a row lmao GOD I LOVE THIS GAME SO MUCH I wish we can have a mode wherein we can repeat the boss fights :(

[mystical-one]

My bob dylan doll is partially inspired by the bony king of nowhere from bagpuss because wellll. He is literally the bony king of nowhere....

[sysig]

Yeah of course I’m still thinking about plushies, what else (Patreon)

Most specifically thinking about magnets again - there’s the obvious of putting it in their hands so they can hold hands!

Of course if they’re on the same side i.e. right hand gets south polarity, left gets north, they’d only be able to hold opposite hands, so no handshakes (but I think that’s fine personally haha)

But on top of hands they could also have magnets behind their mouth! Kiss-magnets! My only real concern is the fabric pulling and developing kiss-wrinkles from being pressed against each other haha

They’d also be able to giggle with their palms to their mouths hehe, how cute! It’d depend on their kiss polarity

Which would of course depend on ship compatibility! Max has to be able to kiss Dex and Caleb, so if that makes it that Caleb and Dex can’t kiss, I mean that’s just an unfortunate side effect haha

[baffledapple]

Thinking Abt the preview for ep 7 and how Charlie was so surprised that Alastor was in the bed with her.

Which means that either she has the best bed in the world and didn't feel the bed shift when he got on it

OR he's light that his added weight was negligible and he didn't even move the bed enough to alert Charlie

[mephiles-the-jester]

finally,,asking my ocs stuff has become real @new-camelots-most-throwable

[p3tripawzz]

going through my discover weekly on spotify like a normal person and babylon by dirt poor robins fits lobotomy corp fits wayyyy too well and it makes me wanna make catified designs just so i can do a small pmv for it but ARGH that means making designs :(

like look at this and tell me this isnt how ayin started the entire script and lab in the first place IT EVEN MENTIONS ENERGY,,, LIKE,,, ENKEPHALIN?? HELLO im so insane

[mojaves]

CALEB HARRIS, CORPORATE ENEMY - €$100,000 REWARD FOR ANY INFORMATION PROVIDED ON HIS CURRENT LOCATION

[meownotgood]

the plushies they make of aki are so funny mags TT from the ones ive seen, they are just so silly and goofy i love it

aki plushies are peak silliness and that's why I've made it my goal to collect them all

[sacrificecage]

for the bingo i offer you magolor🤲

i offer ye this in return!