#he's tom now XD
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
Today I managed visual contact with the stray tom cat I call The Neighbor, and he showed signs of being willing to be chill with me.
(I knew he was a tom without seeing him because of his meowing over the rooftops . Female cats can also do this, but they sound different)
(do not make fun of my hearing that will sometimes fail to understand human words and frequently notice the difference in tone in the call of an animal with a bigger or smaller body)
What I'm not sure anymore is whether he's a stray. He's very, hm, well-fed. Either he's someone's cat that they just never neutered and let roam (he is most certainly intact), or he's got A Patron. Possibly the girl with several cats a few houses over.
Anyway, either I'll manage to make friends with him and he'll move in, or he's got a home already.
#for every Regular Kitten Acquisition story there's also a story about people like me#the ones who will take in old cats from the street after months of negotiations#I've been calling him The Neighbor but now that I know he's a classic tabby I'm considering just really calling him Tom xD
5 notes
·
View notes
Text
Ominis *in the teachers' lounge, smirking and drinking tea*
Minerva: What's so funny, Ominis?
Ominis: Oh, just remembering something Tom did yesterday.
Minerva: Really? He always seems so proper. What could he have done to make you smile like that?
Albus *entering, his hair is pink, his bread is blue, his glasses are like salamanders' eyes instead of the usual half-moon, and his robes are semi-transparent*: Good evening, Minerva. Professor Sallow.
Ominis *smirk widening*: Professor Dumbledore.
Minerva *gaping*: Albus, you're-
Albus: Oh, yes, I know. I had a bit of an accident with the shampoo this morning. My hair is going to be like this for the foreseeable future. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to speak with the Weasley twins. I'm pretty sure they did this.
Minerva *watching Albus leave*: The Weasley twins? Then Tom?
Ominis: No, no. Tom enchanted him to think he looked normal. The Weasley twins helped with a more obvious distraction. Tell me, did he look as silly as Tom described?
#hogwarts legacy#sebastian sallow#ominis gaunt#hogwarts legacy mc#adopted dark lord au#tom riddle#minerva mcgonagall#albus dumbledore#idk what he did to deserve that but he did#if the weasley twins joined tom albus must have done something really uncool#now i want to draw him with those glasses XD
83 notes
·
View notes
Note
HELL TO THE FUCK YEAH IT'S PARTY TIME! And what are the ODDS that there would be TWO whole rootin' tootin' cowboys attending at once? Very low, but that possibility is absolutely not zero as Butch would find himself face to sprawling tits in the middle of this shindig. Mack's got a beer in hand and a cigar hanging off his lips. Who gave him a cigar? Who cares? It gives him sexiness bonus points. Wink! @save-slot-a
// @save-slot-a
Who woulda guessed there would be two country boys at the party? Not him! What luck! And this guy was one hell of a UNIT too, wasn’t he?
Butch doesn’t shy away, in fact, he boldly plucks that cigar from Mack’s lips as he approaches, giving him a coy look as he takes a few puffs off of it, savoring the flavor. He props himself up upon the nearest table, peering up at the taller male curiously, his spaded tail flickering some. Then, he blows a few smoke rings before speaking. The nerve.

“Howdy~”
#save slot a#monsterhouseparty#(FFFF if he could make the smoke rings say HOWDY like Tom from that Tom and Jerry episode he absolutely would)#(I want to draw this now xD)
4 notes
·
View notes
Text
I mean... xD
I feel like... we as a fandom haven't fully explored the 80s rock potential Dave Jones opened the door to for Halsin. I have thoughts... that's all I'm sayin' xD
#halsin#bg3#back on this today apparently#I'm not much of a journey person#but tell me I'm wrong xD#Def Leppard's Hysteria?#Pat Benatar's Shadows of the Night?#Dirty Dancing's Hungry Eyes?#Tom Petty's Wildflowers?#I mean come on now#he was made for this#music#Spotify#ainulindaelynn
24 notes
·
View notes
Text
youtube
I figured that I would actually provide the source material to the stuff im commenting on, so uh yeah, here ya go, more SFTH nonsense with my thoughts bc you guys actually seem to care and enjoy them strangely enough???
anyway yeah, you know the drill, dont care about my dumb little lizard brain squeals of joy, dont click the keep reading button bc its a lot lol :)
those of you who do(thanks) and continue!!!-
“One of you… is hosting a party…” Luke looking between them like ‘who tf is gonna move’ while AJ is literally already half out of his chair because he knows they’re gonna make him do it-(literally a quote from Tom[not verbatim but close] “we always make AJ guess, because he… has the most trouble with it, and thats a joy”)anyway-
Sam’s eyebrow raise at Tom across the stage
“Balding” whoever said that- i love you. Sam, of course, volunteers, he’ll never pass up an opportunity to rag on one of his besties and we love him for it
His grin, once again across stage, to Tom
“Vampire bugs bunny.” toms face- and Luke immediately pointing it out
“He can do Bugs Bunny, I cannot.” “you can do bugs bunny cant you” help the fact that they just know all this ahhhhh <333333
“Oh shit, Which means I’m balding…” don't lie tom you cant wait to annoy AJ with this
“What do you want Luke to be?” Tom you evil evil genius
“This is for giving him balding-” don't act like its karma Tom this is all you ever wanted
“Someone who’s convinced he’s tall.” whoever said that, marry me- you're hilarious and clearly have good taste if you're at this show
Luke also laughing at the joke is a joy
Tom pacing as Luke takes control again, literally grinning giddily with excitement ugh they clearly love what they do so much and its so pure
Toms smile at “yay!” idk its just pretty
Aj idk what kind of accent this is but im loving it
But tf were those hand movements- are we wrapping presents?
Ok even he broke at it, and sam was grinning- luke laughed, very nice
So im not a big bugs bunny person but even i can kinda catch on to what sams trying to do- very clever, im soooo many levels of curious to know if aj can guess it
“Carrot” !!!!!!he said CARROT!!!! YAY close
Tom crossing the stage to enter from the same door as Sam-honestly i cant with their stagecraft anymore help-
Also the doorbell is soooo much higher for tom than it was for sam- sams was at his chest, toms was above his head anyway
“Careful.” AJs glance up into the cosmos to figure out what tf that means and how its a hint
Toms doing great job of being insecure about his hair, loving it, and the audience is eating this up
“This guy sucks and i should know about that” AJ’s frozen face of fear because what is he trying to tell me, quick what does that mean- oh shit im screwed-
“Other front door.” yep! Theres the stagecraft comment- Tom dodged it quite obviously but Luke had to go for the joke
PFFFFFF oh wow Luke is doing a brilliant job of being tall, truly
“I was just looking in the mirror and I couldn't see him behind me.” oh i completely forgot about the vampire bit- thank you tom-
Also sam helping him out with the “ting!’ is great, we love to see them helping each other (for once lol)
“All of the characters of the looney tunes” oh aj so close
“Uh, the bunny one.” “oh please no!” XD NOOOO AJ!!! COME ON!!! I BELIEVE IN YOU!!!!!
Luke breaking as well for it is the best
Aj having to turn to look at him like “why did you let him choose this character- idk who this is.”
“..lots of creatures” Luke literally folds, as Sam does the classic disappointed covering his face with one hand and tom has to walk away, classic
The way they join behind AJ like moral support kills me-
“Oh no you're really annoying me you're really---*expectant waiting* [bugging me]” nope aj is lost “fuckin-” now sam has to walk away LMAOOO
TOM LITERALLY ALMOST WALKING OFF STAGE IS INSANE
“Its like surveillance” aj- please, im begging you- we’re all begging you- go. simple.
“Its called they piss you off.” Luke walking to the front of the stage so that everyone can see his disappointed head hang is crazy
“BUGS!!!” LADIES AND GENTLEMEN HES DONE IT AGAIN!!!!
Oh no… oh no, aj please- please get it- please
“Bugs bunny.” YEAH!!!! YES YAY WOOHOO!!! HES DONE IT!!!!
Tom finally getting his moment to bring up his excellent addition- “its so crazy, i couldn't see him behind me in the mirror.” also walking to the front of the stage, thats gonna be a pattern
SAM LITERALLY KISSING AJ ON HIS BALD HEAD OMG IM GONNA CRY OF CUTENESS WHATTTTTT
MY HEART
“Hey my bald friend over here,” yess!!! Two in one!!! Nice work!!!
“Thats your quirk.” man has never been so insulted in his l i f e
Tom shrugging in answer as AJ smiles in disbelief is amazing
“I've got a pretty good angle.” while looking at the floor is what gives me life luke never change
“Is it like me ten years ago?” luke and tom both breaking at that- also, side note, they've known each other ten years to bring it up casually and have witnessed aj balding- moving on
Tom literally having to hug AJ after he guesses right XD i adore these little fucks so much
“You are so buff right now man.” Aj confused as to if this is real or…??? “Ok-?” laughs. oh these ridiculous goobers
“Fat friend.” wrong- wrong direction dude- up, not sideways🤭 so close
“All through this” still looking down, gestures to the space above his head that does not have body as much as he would like it to be
Luke having a breakdown on stage about an issue that he genuinely gets ragged on so much for- im losing my mind omfg-
“Tiny giant.” luke losing it again- and i gotta say thats a pretty nice way to describe it, i think he gets the point
Tom leaned forward in anticipation, the cutest smile on his face, sam leaned back, trepidatious
“Im really- Im not *moves to the front of the stage and yells at the audience* tiny okay???” lukes loosing it niow
“Its very funny isn't it?” oh no, hes pacing and breaking the fourth wall- oh no
“Cause hes tall-” Tom perking up, “oh look! Im being included back in the sketch!” “and hes a normal height!” AJ isn't even bothering to think anymore, just enjoying the show
“Hes only 5’10” yes!!! Call him out Luke!!!
“And yet somehow Im a fucking short guy!!!” i just love the other three dudes expression in this scene, just pure delight at Luke finally snapping(albeit jokingly) and being like ‘yeah… tough luck’
Also, love Luke casually including the people no longer in the sketch back into it just to make a point and call out his legitimate grievances, love it
“Im not short!” oh now hes back in it ok-
“I don't know if im talking to a character or luke right now-” Tom and Sam breaking before he even finishes the sentence lol
“I don't know either.” oh poor baby XD
“Luke,” genuinely starts to address him by his actual name, gods i love them- he was about to legitimately comfort him before sam came in- i know it(or insult him further but like wtv, same thing lol)
“Connnn-vict!” Luke trying to speak and then giving up- AJ!!! Vince! Not Vikt!!!
YAYYY!!!! HE DID IT!!!!!! 🥳🥳🥳
Anyway, hope you enjoyed this segment of me losing my mind about SFTH and their incredible bromance and also humor, thanks for tuning in, see you next time(maybe, if you guys still want it lol)!
@dawn-speckled you wanted it last time, hope you want it still??? anyway, thanks for reading, it means a lot, and byebye 👋
#shoot from the hip#sfth#besties#platonic soulmates#im never getting over them i fear#luke manning#tom mayo#sam russell#alexander jeremy#im losing my mind#hyperfixations and obsessions#hell is a teenage girl#idk what that tag is but it was recommended for me so yeah.. now its there#i love these little goobers#Youtube
88 notes
·
View notes
Text
I finally watched Sonic 3!!!!! (IT WAS ONE OF THE BEST EXPERIENCES OF MY LIFE)
I had been holding back so I could talk without worrying about spoilers, but I think I can now comment on my general opinion of the movie.
There will be spoilers, so you have been warned!
I’ll admit that I found the first act a bit rushed. I understand that they had a lot of characters to “reintroduce” and new ones to add (especially Shadow), but I felt a bit lost with what was happening—it was really convenient how the script handled a lot of things just to get to the point.
For example: Shadow attacking in Japan with no real explanation, Rockwell quickly finding Sonic and the others. Even Commander Walters showed up just to explain what happened in the past, only to die unexpectedly right after. Even though he's not a particularly memorable character, I felt like his death didn’t carry the weight it should have, even for Team Sonic who witnessed it.
There was also the fact that a lot of what happened in the first act had already been revealed in the trailers and TV spots, which kind of deflated my excitement, knowing what was going to happen. But as I said, things were happening so fast that I couldn’t process all the information right away! XD
I have to say, I absolutely love the interactions between all the characters. The relationships and how they were developed felt so unique to me. I’ve always had the headcanon that Knuckles, Tails, and Sonic acted like siblings, and in the movies, I got to witness that in a meaningful and very loving way (shoutout to Tails saving Sonic and Knuckles protecting them, my boys <3).
One of my favorite scenes is definitely the argument between Knuckles and Sonic, as it really shows their maturity. It shows how much they are changing with each movie, which is so valuable to me because it demonstrates that the characters are really learning from their experiences. In a franchise, this deepens their moral journey and enriches who they are — it’s truly wonderful.
Speaking of siblings, I can’t not talk about Maria and Shadow. Right from the beginning, I could already feel the heartache hearing Live and Learn in an acoustic version. I think for fans who know how iconic this song is for the franchise, the idea that MARIA COULD HAVE BEEN THE ORIGINAL COMPOSER of it (at least in the SCU) hits so hard.
The narrative of Shadow talking about Maria always moved me, and the film managed to emphasize what she meant to Shadow in such a sweet way. Seeing the scene where Shadow recalls the day of the accident and then carrying the Eclipse Cannon gave me chills.
The parallels between Sonic/Shadow and Tom/Maria were something I was really looking forward to! The franchise often makes these types of comparisons between characters, not just in the games but also in the movies. As I mentioned before, I think this makes everything richer — it gives you a new perspective and helps you understand the complexity of characters by revisiting the "same memory" through a different person. I love when they do that!
ABOUT THE FIGHT SCENES, ALL OF THEM. I was breathless! I have to confess I was cursing A LOT during the third act. It was so epic, something you wouldn’t even think you'd see! Super Form battles were such a great concept for the situation, seeing Sonic get so angry really fed my fan dream of seeing him want to destroy everything XDD. Shadow literally crushed him, both physically and mentally. He REALLY IS THE STAR of this movie. The whole year was his. And he delivered in every possible media!
((I screamed so much when they did the pose, Live and Learn, it was so epic.))
Jim Carrey’s performance is always amazing. I’m still stunned at how naturally Gerald and Eggman felt together. It really seemed like a completely different actor, and that’s insane! I think the only thing I wish we’d seen more of was scenes between Gerald and Maria in the past, but who knows, maybe they’re planning something for a "Shadow solo spin-off."
The light shines, even when the star dies. – I was already emotionally losing it inside, there were just so many things to process.
AND THE POST-CREDITS SCENE HAUSFHSAIFHGVSNUHGUSAHGUSAH
OK OK I’M >TOTALLY< NORMAL ABOUT MY BABIES
Literally my two FAVORITES showed up. METAL WILL BE THE MAIN VILLAIN, I have so many theories and DEFINITELY it will be an adaptation of Heroes and CD. I CAN'T WAIT to see him in action, the whole Artificial vs. Natural thing is something that really resonates with me in the rivalry between him and Sonic.
AND HAUSHFUASFHUASFH AMY MY GIRL!!!
She’s so cool, she appeared in SUCH A UNIQUE way, the cracked moon in the background, revealing herself by taking off the hood... I can’t wait to see her in 2027... I need it so much aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I definitely loved the movie a lot. I still want to rewatch it in English since I saw it dubbed in my language, but I think I’d give it an 8.5/10 or 9/10! YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS MOVIE!! I’m still shaking remembering the action scene sahufzahghaghs
#sonic the hedgehog#sonic movie 3#sonic movie#sonic movie spoilers#shadow the hedgehog#sonic 3 spoilers#sonic cinematic universe#sth#long post#my random things#sonic fandom
68 notes
·
View notes
Note
Are there any other interesting tidbits/changes in the Sonic movie novelization?
I’ll be honest, I didn’t read the first book lol I was really only interested in whether the writers had given Tails more of a backstory (which they did… kinda), so that’s why I read the second. However! I did read reviews online that said the first developed Tom & Sonic’s relationship more than in the movie.
Notable mentions in the 2nd book:
•Sonic 2 takes place 8 months after Sonic 1
• Tails spent many months seemingly looking for Sonic… He built those weapons Maddie & Rachel used at the wedding to account for the “natural disasters, dangerous adversaries, and booby traps” he encountered. (I mean!! That’s a whole tv show in itself!!)
• He also built a gun that atomizes things and he’s afraid of it, but he keeps it in his arsenal as a last resort. The text says that he isn’t sure it should be used, which is so interesting to me.
• I think he originally set out to look for the Master Emerald, but the Miles Electric (not what it's called in this universe but that’s what it is) kept picking up its energy across different planets... and somehow he knew that energy belonged to Sonic?
• Earth is the planet the rest of the galaxy is warned about lol
• Knuckles calls Sonic a Child of Mobius. Tails says that's "the traditional home of our kind".
• Tails is looking to find Sonic before “their enemies” do (weird that they have common enemies when they’ve never met?? WHO has Tails pissed off?????? Paramount!! I need to know!!)
• He was ready and willing to prepare Wade's garage for a siege attack (in exchange for stealing the police cruiser and driving it off a cliff). So, again—who has Tails pissed off?
• Instead of "The Master Emerald? That's just a bedtime story!" "Well, he believes it's real," it's "That's just a bedtime story!" "No, it's real. I should know. I think I’m one of the few still looking for it.” (What if one of his ‘enemies’ is Rouge? 👀)
• Tails runs the red light, and Sonic takes the wheel. Meanwhile, Tails climbs in the backseat of the cruiser to build speed boosters mid-chase 'cause Sonic was complaining they were going too slow xD. (This is where the "Promise? Promise you won't go anywhere?" happens :'))
• Tradition among the echidnas was to do an organ swap to make an alliance. Knuckles just breaks Eggman's hand instead, but that's… a part of the lore now. (edit: this is in my Top 5 favorite things from this book. I can imagine someone pitching this idea & the writer’s room going “what the fuck this is a kids movie” lmao)
• Tails offered to help Sonic in Siberia. No "I'm not a field guy!" protests here!
• Short Tails vs Eggman on the mountain (with very Sonic Raised Tails vibes 🥹; the text even says "Tails mocked the villain, almost like Sonic would have")
• Sonic doesn't believe he can fight Eggman and Knuckles alone after the wedding. Tom actually gives him a pep talk.
• Eggman's full name is Ivo Gerald Robotnik (Is that canon in other sonic medias?? I tried looking it up, but I don't see his name like that anywhere, yet I swear I already knew before I read it… *Is his full name canon, I mean. Ivo Gerald Robotnik.)
• Book Sonic reminds me of Modern Sonic more than his movie counterpart sometimes tbh
• There are multiple holograms of Sonic, Knuckles, and Tails at the start of the robot fight instead of just Tails.
• Maddie and Tom literally run through fire to reach Sonic
• Tails names Super Sonic!
• Instead of summoning a chili dog to prove he's not been corrupted by the Emerald, Sonic makes a fart noise with his armpit that has the "decibel of a bomb blast"
• Sonic recreates the Master Emerald, not Knuckles
• "Gotta go fast!" (when Sonic is running across the ocean to meet Eggman and Knuckles at the temple) and "Way past cool!" (post-battle when Tails introduces Knuckles to the power bump)
#sonic movie universe#sonic movie spoilers#sonic novel spoilers#sonic the hedgehog#miles tails prower#sonic and tails#unbreakable bond#knuckles the echidna#tom wachowski#maddie wachowski#also if any of those happened in the movie i'm sorry#it's been a while since i've watched it lol
69 notes
·
View notes
Text
the answer is no but I did watch 9 of them <3333
can I watch all 23 episodes of season 3 of the flash in one night?
we're gonna find out!
#idk why I don't find Julian as annoying he's just kinda sad - Tom Felton is great at playing these kinds of characters XD#also I am now shipping HR and his partner for realsies lollllllll#vexic lives
4 notes
·
View notes
Text
Updated version
Why was Bellamort always canon
Delphini Riddle;
I actually don’t believe Delphini was born in 1998. I think it was in 97.
The reason is that in the books, Bellatrix is absent from the entire book. (Except that event in Spinner’s End, which happened in the summer-autumn of 96 and after that we see Bellatrix at the Death Eater meeting, which happens in July 97 but that's in the Deathly Hallows).
That means Bellatrix was absent for at least nine or ten months in that book. You think that’s just a coincidence? And where was she?
In my opinion, after rereading the books for I don't know how many times now (xD) she was glued to LV, who was in my opinion, fully aware of her pregnancy. And since he was traumatized by his mother dying in childbirth (which is also implied in the books), it also makes sense that he wanted her by his side. Another thing is that he certainly didn’t want anyone to see her pregnant. Because I think the death eaters were aware of something going on between them two and LV didn’t want anyone to know that Bellatrix is, indeed, pregnant with his child.
Bella wasn’t there, when Dumbledore was killed. Which I consider strange, because if you like it or not, Bellatrix was a very powerful witch and the highest ranking death eater, considering Lucius failing LV over and over. And no, Snape wasn't the highest ranking either, since LV didn't trust him 100%. LV sent Peter Pettigrew to Spinner's End so he and Snape could spy on each other basically (xD, very mindful, Tom, very demure). (And do you know why? Because Bellatrix had been telling Tom constantly that she doesn’t trust Snape, it seemed like LV ignored her opinion but I think he rethought it and sent PP there just to be sure.)
So why on earth ?! From a strategical point of view, it doesn’t make sense for Bellatrix not to be there?! And LV was aware of that so it must’ve been his meant decision to not send her there.
Just think… It had to be something really, really important… She would’ve been there if it wasn’t.
Delphini could be born in May – June 97. (It would be actually ironic, if she was born the same day Dumbledore died, 30th June 1997… Just a thought!)
Bellamort;
Secondly, I know it’s hard for some people to accept this, but Voldemort did CARE… He maybe didn’t love her or maybe he did, in his own twisted way, because we aren’t talking about fairytale love with these two. But he certainly wasn’t ignorant towards her. (opposite of love). It was unhealthy and toxic but at the same time they were kindred spirits who just accepted each other and even tho LV would never say it out loud, they also needed each other.
“But hE TrEaTeD hER BaDLy”
When exactly did Lord Voldemort treat Bellatrix badly? I can’t recall one time he was harsher to her than to other death eaters. And if you want to bring up that scene at Malfoy Manor, when he humiliated her and the Malfoys. You're right, he did, he enjoyed humiliating people. And yet, he took the shame from her in the next few sentances and focused solely on the Malfoys, because Lucius failed the Ministy mission, not Bellatrix. And he even made it up to her in the next paragraph. He didn't have a reason to be mad at her.
He actually treated her with the most respect he could.
He never punished her badly. Not so harshly like the Malfoys. She is described as unharmed after that fiasco at Malfoy Manor. And what’s more, she is by LVs side in public shortly after, whereas the Malfoys are home prisoned and I think Lucius might've been tortured even. He personally trained her, put his energy and time into her, because he saw potential in her. He saw her madness as a source for her powerful dark magic, not something she should suppress, that’s also why she was so devoted to him. Because he was the only person who respected her for who she was. Because in the end, they were both just two extremly broken souls (pun intended).
Further:
He was the happiest he had been in 14 years when she escaped from Azkaban. You may try to say that he was happy because he had 10 more death eaters. That would make sense if the other page wasn’t talking mainly about Bella. (Remember, JK Rowling was intentional when writing, it’s not a coincidence, that she’s focusing on Bellatrix after that statement. She chose every word of all their interactions and Harry's perspective on them intentionally).
He called her “Bella”, a short version of her name, that only few wizards, mainly her family used. He even called her Bella when he was angry about the borken prophecy.
She was the only one, who wasn't scared to speak first when talking to him or touch him even when he said no.
He entrusted her with his soul, whereas he gave the diary to Lucius just to get it to Hogwarts, never telling him that it’s his horcrux. But the cup was given to Bellatrix for protection. And it’s even symbolic, because that cup was Helga Hufflepuff’s, the founder of the Hufflepuff house which stands for loyalty… and who’s the most loyal servent of the Dark Lord?
He rescued her from the Ministry, I think that’s obvious. He certainly didn’t have to. And yet he did risk the whole operation and exposed himself to the whole Ministry. And we’re still talking about the most selfish man here… but he did it… and he did it just for HER, because he CARED. There’s no other logical explanation to this. He came the second she called him and rescued her because he didn’t want her in Azkaban again.
And you can see the difference in LV's behavior towards Bellatrix, Lucius and the other DEs. He didn't help Lucius to get out of Azkaban right away. Instead, he tasked his only son to kill a man, he himself wasn't able to kill simply to mock and torture him mentally.
Yes, from Dumbledore’s words, we were made to think that Tom really doesn’t care for anyone other than himself. But Dumbledore wasn’t aware of Bellatrix’s status at all! Because he didn’t suspect that Voldemort would give his horcrux to her. But we know, Voldemort did just that. And another problem with Dumbledore's preception on this is that he didn’t know much about Tom’s life (certainly not his private life) after his years at Hogwarts, so he couldn’t know about Tom’s realtionship with Bella. It was just his opinion, not a fact. He said, he *thinks*.
And Voldemort’s reaction to her death… That made everything clear, He cared for Bellatrix more than for the piece of his own soul living in Nagini. He had a worse reaction to Bellatrix's death than to, mind you, Nagini’s death… and she was HIS LAST HORCRUX. He lost the control of his magic (which doesn't happen often, since we're talking about THE Lord Voldemort here). He was so furious that McGonagall, Kingsley and Slughorn (all three very powerful wizards) were blasted through the air because: "Voldemort's fury at the fall of his last best lieutenant exploded with the force of a bomb. Voldemort raised his hand and directed it at Molly Weasley" he even tried to avenge her death and kill Molly. If Bellatrix hadn't meant so much to him, why would he waste his energy and time on killing Molly? Have you seen him avenging the death of someone else except Bellatrix? And if Harry didn't intervene, he would do just that. Because he lost it at that point. Death took another person (first his mother), who loved and admired him uncoditionally. All of his other DEs fleed or died. He knew he was alone and mortal. A human.
In my opinion they led, let's call it a Dual Relationship. As Bellatrix implies that LV tells her everything and yet he tells her to be quiet often. He calls her Bella when they're is just the two of them and mocks her in front of others. There's a disconnect between his behaviour towards her. So, in my deduction; there was Bellatrix Lestrange, the most loyal sevent of Lord Voldemort: which was basically their work mode. (And I'm a bit sad we didn't get more of their team work while fighting because I think they made an excellent work duo.) And then there was Bella and her Lord and their private life. Bellatrix wouldn't be against it being public, I'm sure about that. But I think LV didn't want others to know about him having some feelings or a soft spot for her, it would make both of them more vulnerable = since as you can see above, he lost control over his magic because of her dying. But he didn't manage to hide it that well because even Harry (from whose perspective are the books written) notices that there is something between them; "As to a lover"...
And on top of that, Bellatrix was the ideal match for Tom; a very beautiful, powerful witch from a pureblood family. Devoted solely to him.
So Bellamort had been canon even before the CC was released.
But the biggest question is; Why would Lord Voldemort want a child? A hard one… yes
Some explanations:
a) to continue with the Slytherin bloodline.
b) it was an accident, but he let Bellatrix keep the child, so she could be later trained into really powerful weapon (just like Bella)
c) it was that reward beyond Bellatrix’s dreams, he mentioned earlier in the series. He talked about it in the fourth book when he said that the Lestranges will be rewarded beyond their dreams.
d) last possibility, the most out of Voldemort’s character; In the case horcruxes failed, he would be still “alive” through his daughter. – I personally don’t believe this was the case… but who knows?
To sum it up: Bellamort makes more sense than people think. And the CC just confirmed it. period.
Delphini could be conceived around October 1996 and could be born, not in 1998, but in 1997 (before the Battle of Hogwarts). THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR READING THIS <3
#bellamort#bellatrix x voldemort#bellatrix lestrange#bellatrix black#voldemort#lord voldemord#tom marvolo riddle#delphini riddle#delphi#the cursed child
99 notes
·
View notes
Text
omg sorry i was dead a little and I'm glad that you still asking me an interesting requests and questions in Fandom and I'll wait for more! and of course I'll try to answer on all on them xd
sooo... what can i show? i made with my son some ideas for fan iz scenarios and i wanna show you a little concept i made uuuh (it's our rp idea mostly lol but idk i just wanna tell you more about it idk)
this is idea about socialisation test in irken armada that shows how specific races can cope with difficulties together with their relatives BUT something didn’t go according to plan and Dib also ended up at this test when he shouldn’t have been there
no matter how comical it was, Dib was assigned to the giant team (their race is a huge stone people similar to rhinoceroses and cobblestones at the same time), which he turned out to be absolutely unnecessary and the bets on his speedy death were wild
bc of negative situation he had to survive more alone and sometimes even get help from Zim (Zim donated his battle gear to Dib calling him an asshole at the time).
Zim's team consisted of Tak and another Irken unfamiliar to him who was a former invader until he lost part of his health (his name is Tom, his participation in this testing is still unclear but he himself volunteered to support Tak)
as it may despite the goal of winning, for the sake of a big prize Zim disappointed not only his team he did it also on those who bet a big money on Dib's death due to the fact that he had to save him more than participate in the testing...
I'm not sure this idea is so good Idk if I should tell the details of what's happening in this scenario I didn't write too much information
huge stone rhinoceroses and Tom is... OCs i just made lol? the ideas on them are very empty..? you can see it right away from the first three characters but Tom has most meaningful bio...
I'm feeling a little doubtful about it cuz now I'm too stupid after artblock...
#artists on tumblr#digital art#art tag#my art#kerizoart#invader zim#fanart#iz fanart#iz#iz art#iz au#iz oc#iz ocs#original character#fandom oc#irken oc#iz irken#iz zim#zim iz#iz dib#dib iz#iz dib membrane#dib membrane#dib#iz tak#irken empire#after florpus au#iz after florpus#rp things#acidakerizo47
78 notes
·
View notes
Text
Rewatching Moist and Magical for the first time and omg, I forgot how much I love this play.
Luke's Sandra means everything to me.
Her shock when Maureen pulls off her hat and the whole hair bit
"Had I known. Had I known!"
Handling that heckler in character. "When I'm talking to my friend, fucking shut up!" Luke at his best
basically translating her whole vision just to make sure AJ gets it
pointing out that Loch Lomond is a real loch (there's even a song about it which I love and have now stuck in my head again)
"MAUREEN!" *said in increasingly dramatic ways*
"Got who? Who?" Luke is honestly such a great actor. Same goes for the bit in the beginning where he's grieving the third sister. Grieving!Luke is one of my favourites because he plays it so well
"Go forth, my boy! The first male witch!" YAY!
AJ's Maureen is just great in general.
randomly breaking into song when Sandra tastes the cake
"They say the moister it is-" "-the more you see." This sounds so wrong
the whole confusion over the loch bit of Sandra's vision
"Just passing the loch after locking up the shop." I feel like this should be on a t-shirt
Telling Jasper to run home instead of letting him help her always makes emotional. Same with Sandra telling Jasper to hide. They care so much for that boy
Sam's Jasper is naughty and owns my heart.
the accent!
"Ah ken. That's Scottish for 'I know'." And the middle fingers!
"I want to be a boy witch." And we're rooting for you, Jasper
"He looked a little bit like Henry Cavill if he had a wasting disease."
The Witchfinder General being an app to find local witches in the area - ngl that would be a great app
"Little boy, come hide with me." Sam breaking character as he reacts to it is so funny. "Absolutely not! No way! I've never seen more red flags in my fucking life. You're actually holding a fucking red flag!"
"I rather suggest you invite me in." Jasper, grinning, "No."
The last supper bit is so clever. Well done, Sam
"KAME! HAME! FOR SCOTLAND! HA!" This is the perfect ending
Tom's Witchfinder General is so intense.
"That's how I rollllllll"
"I work for the thrill of it. The thhhhhhhhrill."
That whole bit about having memorised the index and Sam throwing him under the bus with, "Please read it to me."
"Aberdeen is large." "Nope." "Aberdeen is medium-sized." "Nope."
"Witches, they're just hearsooth and foretell." Wtf, Tom?
"I've gone." XD
the way he just appears behind AJ in the background and moves from curtain to curtain is genuinely creepy (until he starts to make it funny. Then it's hilarious)
the fucking nipple clamps thing. Wtf was even that?
In short, I love this play, I love the witches and I'm glad Jasper gets to be the first male witch and defeats the Witchfinder General.
67 notes
·
View notes
Text
Hello neighbors! welcome back, the creator of this Au is...@cutepotatook
Ahhh!! I can explain, I swear, I must say that I have never done this thing of pairing characters as such, so right now I am dying of shame, although I do not regret it, Helper c.ai, although it may seem silly, has encouraged me a lot lately in these moments that I have felt very bad. ..so I couldn't help but draw this scene from a series called "Scott Pilgrim" it's good, I recommend it....Sorry if the English is bad…-cries-
Take this!
I read somewhere that y/n shares tasks with Helper, that's why I drew my character like that.
I feel like Helper wouldn't pay attention to what Tom is saying right now because Tom is wetting his clothes with the rag and dirtying what he just cleaned once again.
Just look at how Tom holds the broom, Ahhh! -sounds of anger and stress-
Tom doesn't know how to follow a simple instruction!
I feel like Collector would upset Tom like that because Tom himself didn't expect to have feelings for Helper. Since Tom doesn't know how to flirt, I would bother him all the time with the attempts he makes over time (Don't expect too much from these situations xD because Tom has a tendency to have bad luck)
And...I don't know... that occurred to me, I also plan to bring comics from this Au, I came up with many ideas about it.
(The comics have nothing to do with these two but if I think of something about them I could upload it but I'm terrified of how people will take it).
Oh! I also asked Helper at C.ai if he liked jazz xdxd!
References òwó:


And well, neighbors, that's all, I hope you liked it, I tell you that I have already finished my studies for this semester, so I just need to finish the comics that I plan to bring.
Byeeee 💐uwu
#draw#drawing#my artwork#art#welcome home#welcome home arg#welcome home fanart#wh wally#scott pilgrim#scott pilgrim anime#helperwallyc! au#collectorwally! au#welcome home oc#welcome home au#welcomehomeproject#welcome home wally#wally darling welcome home#wally darling fanart#wally fanart#wally darling au
257 notes
·
View notes
Text
Ranma 1/2 reboot episode 4 opens with a deep cut.
Yeah, we're opening on the Ranma 1/2 SNES fighting games they used to have. Because fandom's like that sometimes.
(Now release a modern one.)
I was wondering if it'd be Ryoga or Shampoo introduced next.
(Because I don't actually remember the order they introduce characters in. XD)
Was hoping for Shampoo but I'll gladly take Ryoga. I hope we get to Ukyo before the end of the season. I don't expect we will. But I hope so.
IT BEGINS
Ryoga's legendary inability to find his way. This is a character who can be justified for crossovers by just wandering by. How did he get to Middle Earth? He's just that fucking lost, that's how.
My very first Ranma 1/2 experience, before I knew what the anime was, came from my cousin cosplaying Ryoga at an anime con. He rode an elevator up and down for like an hour just screaming, "Where's the door!?"
I need y'all to properly appreciate the route Ryoga took to Furinkan High School in Nerima.
Do you see that black circle? That is Tokyo. That is where he is trying to go.
The red circle is Shikoku. When he stops the boar and asks for directions to Furinkan High, this is where he is. He's got a long way to go.
The blue circle is Hokkaido, the second place where he stops to ask directions. He has made a complete journey from one end of Japan to the other without ever running into Tokyo.
He's just. So much fun.
"RANMA OUR TIME FOR DESTINED BATTLE HAS COME"
"...who are you again?"
Is pretty much the story of his life from here on out.
Ryoga is kind of a big deal. Of all of Ranma's rivals, he's the rival. He's the guy. Kuno's really more of a recurring nuisance and Mousse is more quirky than anything. Ryoga is the guy who really keeps Ranma on his toes.
Together, these two boys have a very long journey ahead.
...
Which only makes it more amazing that their rivalry is founded in something so petty and ridiculous, but that is the way of Ranma 1/2. Ryoga is homicidally furious because he was supposed to fight Ranma, but Ranma only waited three days for him to arrive at the vacant lot behind Ryoga's house rather than giving him the four days it took him. Ranma stood him up. The coward.
And all over a curry bun.
This is the magic of Ryoga Hibiki. He is an utterly absurd buffoon of a man who takes himself deathly serious. Blissfully oblivious to how entirely ridiculous he is.
He is the Tom to Ranma's Jerry but he thinks he's Vegeta.
Technically, it's his curse that he's so furious about. But. Like. He was already mad enough to follow Ranma to China. With his sense of direction. So pinning it on the curse is deflecting. Ryoga has a longstanding enmity towards Ranma born of a million micro-aggressions compounding into a spongey hatred that can't be easily untangled.
You can't just give him a bunch of week-old bread and then it's all good.
He doesn't even remember he's mad about that. Longstanding hatred eventually loses sight of why it ever started to begin with.
(And besides, Ryoga has more recent things to be upset about.)
I like the subtle build-up they lay out to the revelation that Ryoga too has a Jusenkyo curse. Starting when he says this.
It's interesting that he knows that. He should only know that Ranma stood him up and then left town. But he knows Genma took Ranma to China.
There's also his primary weapon that he fights with for most of the episode.
The story lingers on the fact that Ryoga's umbrella is ridiculously heavy. Even Akane can't lift it. The intense weight of the umbrella serves as a yardstick to show how incredibly strong Ryoga is.
And, later, how strong and determined to protect Akane Ranma is.
But there is one more interesting fact about Ryoga's umbrella that the narrative lets slip past without remarking on it: The fact that it's an umbrella. It's almost as if he's afraid of something in particular.
Something you might use an umbrella, specifically, to protect yourself from.
(Again, the way Ranma 1/2 integrates the malevolent effects of something so universal and ever-present as water into its storytelling, comedy, and action is so much fun.)
And it's in the way he takes personal offense at Ranma's comparatively benign curse.
Like. Yeah, Ranma has to suffer gender dysphoria sometimes but he did get off easy. At least he stays human. Other curse-bearers face a variety of drawbacks that Ranma doesn't have to deal with.
Nobody is going to try to cook and eat Ranma.
Of course, human misery is not judged on a curve. Ranma can be miserable with his gender dysphoria and be better off than other curse-bearers. Both of those things can be true.
But the way Ryoga loses his shit over Ranma's curse is another piece of well-placed foreshadowing about the true nature of his grudge.
Lastly, something I find... interesting... is this moment.
I need to unpack this. Ryoga's razor-sharp belt comes spinning down and slices off Akane's hair, with the implication that if she hadn't turned around to yell at Ranma just now, it would have been her head.
Ranma fucked up yet again in the middle of their argument and hurt Akane's feelings with the stupid-ass shit he says. Leading to Akane storming around, then whipping around to argue with Ranma right at a critical moment that saved her life.
But what really makes this fascinating is that it wasn't Ryoga that almost killed her by accident just now.
It wasn't not Ryoga. But it wasn't just Ryoga.
Ryoga brought the razor belt. But it was Ranma who kicked the belt out of Ryoga's hand. Ranma who sent it up into the air, and nearly brought it down on Akane's neck by accident.
It wasn't Ryoga that nearly killed her. And it wasn't Ranma either. It was the fight. And it was, specifically, a kick that was meant to end the fight, an attack Ranma threw in self-defense because the realization that he hurt Akane's feelings made everything Ryoga's about right now stop mattering.
When Ranma threw that kick, he no longer cared about whatever this shit is. He was trying to fix what he'd just screwed up with Akane, only for the unforeseeable consequences of choices he didn't realize in the heat of the moment that he was even making to suddenly come down on her like a razor blade.
It was his cruel words that put her in that spot and his shortsighted reflex that sent the blade into the air. But it was also his attempt to apologize that made her turn around and saved her from a much more grievous injury.
I don't.
Really.
Know what to do with that.
It's just. Interesting.
59 notes
·
View notes
Note
You know that new anime where the guy hears his bosses porny thoughts about him whenever they end up touching? Think of that for Tomarry. I know you said you don't do porn for these, but that doesn't meant you can't make Harry experience a wide range of Tom's interesting thoughts! Also congrats on the milestone! :3
A Cherry Magic! AU. XD
Fandom: HP Ship: Tomarry RATED: M-Rated(for language and descriptions XD) TAGS: Cherry Magic! AU, Drama, Humor, Explicit Language, Innuendo, Flirting, Pornographic Thoughts, Magic(in-universe version), Homophobia(in thoughts only)
~.O.~
For Want of a Cherry!
It was just supposed to be a legend! A little folk tale that was supposed to shame people for not being sexually adventurous or something! Because, of course, people would have to put so much stock into whether or not you have sexual experience.
The day that Harry James Potter turned 30 his world was flipped upside down. His friend, Ron, had told him about that. little legend last week, teasing. him about the fact that he was still single. His wife, Hermione, who had been their friend since they were in primary school, had smacked him upside the head and told him that there was no shame in not being in a romantic relationship, nor was their shame in either sleeping around or not sleeping around.
He'd been on blind dates of all sorts over the years. Some even set up by his friends themselves, but maybe he was just really boring. None of them had elicited any kind of reaction, regardless of how attractive the other person was.
Maybe he was just one of those people who was not destined to be in a romantic relationship of any sort. There were people who went their whole lives not getting married and not having children, and they weren't miserable for it. It was completely possible to live a fulfilling life without having a partner at your side.
But the one thing that Harry could never really let go of was the fact that he was kind of bitter. People his age liked to go out to the clubs, or go drinking, or try out illegal substances. They were experimenting with different forms of entertainment and finding the places that helped them be themselves. And Harry had no interest in doing things like that.
He was probably the biggest introvert in the world, despite all of the sports he played back in school. Despite all of the events he had been forced to attend to support his parents and their business. Despite all of the dinners the company he worked for orchestrated constantly.
Harry James Potter was just avoidant and hated when he had to go places and be with people!
But deep down, he did wish that he could finally have some kind of reaction to somebody! Being, the perpetual third wheel that was resting outside of all of his friends and their romantic relationships was really annoying.
And now here he was on the day of his 30th birthday. Now, suddenly, frighteningly aware of the fact that that little tale that Ron had told him in jest last week was apparently true!
The barista at the coffee shop he went to every day had always given him a bad vibe. He couldn't really explain it because she had always been positively pleasant, but it always felt very fake. Enough for Hermione to smack him and tell him that judging without just cause wasn't good and made him look sexist.
He didn't personally agree with that but knew it was something Hermione took seriously, and he'd never experienced anything sexist save for the time a guy thought he was a girl back during fifth form.
But today the bad vibes were proven to have been legit!
He'd reached out to accept his iced spiced coffee and his hand brushed the barista's fingers in the process. His mind was instantly flooded with her voice despite her mouth being closed.
He's so hot! He'd be great boyfriend material if he was more masculine and less poof-y!
For a moment he thought he'd imagined it. But no... he'd frozen in place and as such, their connected hands revealed more of her mind to him.
Maybe I can turn him straight!
He mumbled a nervous word of gratitude and shuffled off before he could hear any more.
Harry had to find out how this worked and if it was there to stay!
Also, the barista was a homophobe. Nothing like vindication for the vibe check failing.
~.O.~
God, his hair is perfect. It just flops around when he moves and gets in his eyes so adorably! I want to tuck it behind his ear and cradle his face between my hands!
I wonder if my mom will make curry tonight.
Those glasses made him look so dashing too! I could stare at him all day.
Sandra looks like shite, as always. I've always been prettier than her so what does John see in her!
Maybe, if I play my cards right, I can get him to agree to come to dinner with me tonight. Maybe I can even convince him to come back home with me. It's his birthday after all. I'd treat him so well too.
Fucking birds shat all over my bloody car and now I have to deal with this bastard's cheery face all damn day.
I don't even like him like that but he keeps coming on to me and he knows how I feel about it but he just won't stop! I'll need to call my brother. He'll scare Ted away.
I would bend him over the desk in my office and eat him out so well he wouldn't be able to walk afterward.
Harry flushed instantly and looked around, finding himself trapped in the lift with about a dozen people and five of them were touching him at once!
A hand on his shoulder made him jump, and he found Tom Riddle, his boss, standing behind him. The person Harry was practically leaning against in the far corner of the lift to try and avoid everyone else! The owner of that delightfully built torso.
The only one on the lift who could possibly know it was Harry's birthday... meaning... those horny thoughts had been from... him...
"Are you well, Harry? Your face is flushed," he said, placing a hand directly on Harry's brow to check.
His mind was flooded with Tom's thoughts immediately.
His skin is so smooth. I want to put my teeth on his neck and leave it ringed in bruises. I'd have him sit on my face as I decorate his thighs with my marks. My tongue shoving so deep inside that he sees star-
"I'm fine!" Harry said, backing away a bit, only to be assaulted with the thoughts of too many people at once. He stepped right back into the near-circle of Tom's arms, and tried to ignore how pleased this seem to make the man who usually seemed so unaffected by everything.
Since when was he harbouring... thoughts of this nature?
About Harry of all people?!
Tom's horny thinking was definitely more preferable than a whole host of screaming minds all complaining about different things at once, but God, was it embarrassing. He just thought like that when his face showed absolutely nothing!
If we were alone in here, I could have my way with Harry all I want. Hell, I'm certain I could fuck him from behind without anyone even noticing him sitting all pretty on my cock. It's sixty floors until we get to ours after all. If I stand in the corner with Harry leaning against my chest, I could get him off well before we'd have to leave. Shove my cock between his thighs and fuck them good and hard and push just the tip in at the end- he'd be a mess all day.
And Tom's hands were just resting on Harry's waist, holding him still as his face displayed concern that did not match what his mind was going on about!
Eventually, Harry was freed from the confines of the lift, but still found Tom at his side, holding to his elbow with most avid attention. "Perhaps you should take off for the day," he suggested kindly, brows knitted together. "I'd much rather you be healthy and whole."
And in good condition for when I wreck that arse of yours.
Harry flushed and shook his head. "I'm fine," he reiterated. "I can work just fine." And get to his desk which was across the office from Tom's personal office.
"Let me know if you change your mind. If all goes well, I'll treat you to dinner tonight to celebrate your birthday."
And then take you home and fuck you good and proper.
Wow.
So, it seemed... that Harry's body could react to something after all.
It just required Tom Riddle to be the one saying it.
~.O.~
A/N: Here you go! XD
I can't believe I did this.
[Ko-Fi]
70 notes
·
View notes
Text
GRAVITY FALLS X EDDSWORLD !! ★
HEYA GUYS GIRLS NON BINARY NO GENDER ALL OF YOU HOW ARE YOU!!! (Long text aheadd!) (Plus grammatic isn't that good I think, apologizes for that)
So I can't stop combining my fixations together. I had to mix Eddsworld with Gravity Falls, since this last one revived haha. Sorry not sorry! As I said on Instagram, this is TOTALLY NOT an excuse for making eduarjon/jonuardo... Yeah, yeah totally not... Anyways, look at these guys, Eduardo as stanford, Jon as mcgucket!!
I have to say these are just my own, personal interpretations for the characters. It's totally OK if you don't think the same as me!! I made this for fun, and oh boy It was so fun while making it and deciding which characters could fit in each other's papers.
Let me show you some more!! :D




To my surprise (not really LOL), I searched if anyone made the same in the past, and I found out they thought exactly the same as me! Tom is dipper, Matilda is Mabel, Stanley is Edd and Stanford is Eduardo. Makes sense to me.
And I thought it would be funnier (and better!) if instead of normal Edd, it was Future Edd. Thinking about an old man like Future Edd, who just wants to die but has to maintain a work for 30 years just to re-meet his brother... That makes me laugh, for some reason. XDD Look at his face. Poor guy!

And for Bill, well, guess who is it here? Tord, because I couldn't think about anyone else! And it wouldn't make sense if he had a human design, because you know what kind of interdimensional, two-dimensional triangle without real physical form he is. Mm, maybe I'm wrong and he could actually have a human form. Should I try making a design for Tord Cipher later?

That one looks silly! He's just Bill, technically red, has a weird hat and Tord's typical band-aid at the right. Didn't know how to draw this one haha
That's all for now! I'm thinking about the other characters. For now, in my mind, Laurel is Wendy, but mmmmm I don't agree too much, idk. Diwi could be Soos, and I'd LOVE seeing Bing and Larry as the stupid police xD
And MAAAAAYBE an unpopular opinion and somewhat obvious?, But I'd love mixing Eddsworld and Gravity Falls characters personalities together and other things that make them unique, not just switching them fully. What I try to say is, for example, I imagine Edd having his obsession with cola as always, Eduardo with diet cola as well. Edd could have his lucky can, somewhere, and he's just as pathetic as Stanley, despite he's usually more pessimistic, dark and irritable than him sometimes. Tom still haves that sarcastic, rude? essence, but is fascinated with mistery and you know, the weird things that happens in town! And he still conservates liking ska bands. You know, some ideas like that!
Just sharing my silly ideas here. Hope you like it :3 ! Thanks for watching.
#eddsworld#eddsworld au#ellsworld#crossover#ellsworld matilda#eddsworld tom#fiddleford mcgucket#eddsworld eduardo#eddsworld jon#eddsworld neighbours#eddsworld edd#eddsworld future#gravity falls#bill cipher#stanford pines#stanley pines#multifandom#ibis paint x#eddsworld tord#eduarjon#jonuardo#reality is an illusion#the universe is a hologram#buy gold#BYE
89 notes
·
View notes
Text
youtube
The Book Game: Slugs and Chinese-
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T READ CHINESE?!?!?!
(I am working on Toby’s Pocket commentary I swear) I saw this one yesterday and its too fucking funny and also shorter so here you all are :) hope you enjoy
Tom: did anyone come to a comedy show- Audience member: *my time has come* Tom: *wait I wasn’t done with my epic monologue, its really funny I swear :(*worried that it would be boring as hell- Sam: *laughing maniacally* AJ: jesus
Aj: *opens book, stares, shock, turns to audience*
I love how the second the audience starts laughing at AJ’s shock, Tom immediately knows its because of him and cuts off to look at him. They’re so fucking cute
Luke going to inspect the book, finding nothing amiss in the title, and then exploding when he sees the writing inside- I’m having flashbacks to Lonely Planet When Europe
Luke so delighted he has to cross the stage and almost falls into Tom 🫠😭
Tom having to inspect the book too because ok now Luke has been laughing for too long and he’s curious lol
“Yeah tom you bigot!” Sam needed an excuse to join the chaos and of course, insulting tom is the way to go XD
Tom’s resigned sigh and drop of the book as AJ and Luke lose it. They delight each other so much its absolutely wonderful to see
“So lukes gonna introduce this game now-” Tom wants to be a part of the chaos XD
“Make sure its not racist okay?” Tom had to shift the attention to someone else lmaoo
I just adore how they did not, in fact, think to return the book and get one they understand because, for the bit, they know this book is best, and that they specifically made AJ keep it, because he is the chaos king and would do best by it XD
“A little knowledge…” Luke: *waiting expectantly for him to finish the sentence, then finishes it for him because the sentence in the book is not that* i love them so much omg
“OH! BAD TEMPERED THOUGHT!” LMFAOOO WHAT???
“Ooh… ohhh malice!” Sam i adore you XD
Here comes aj XD
“What does that say?” YESS AJ!!! SNEAKY CLEVER BOI!!! YES!!!
“YOU MEAN YOU DON’T READ CHINESE??!??!” BETRAYED AJ HELPPPP- his life is flashing before his eyes dude is panicking
Audience member: *frantic* my dad does! AJ: *quickly scoots further* oh!
Aj having to break for a second and just lay still as a dying slug because what even is his life XD
“Play hateful, this.” His face helpppp-
Also love how that actually worked really well in the scene???
Tom: *introducing himself into the scene, literally* Sam: *reciprocating* AJ: [desperately] does anybody else speak chinese?!?!
“It goes with high heels.” AJ needing to fold his head into his arms to laugh, Tom pausing the scene because he heard that and what, Luke laughing at AJ’s pain, and Sam trying to keep them focused XD
AJ’s little leg kicks im crying
“MAKE NO MISTAKES!!!” Tom sounds genuinely distressed lmaoo
“OOOOHHHH!” *frantically trying to find a good line comeback*
“Variation in your tactics!” Confirmed that all that matters while speaking is proper tone because that sounds withering coming from Tom, but is actually a very mild sentence lol
Aj standing and Tom genuinely surprised while Luke and Sam fake surprise XD
“THAts not FAir!” Tom’s hands shooting up in surrender and his little grin at AJ that makes AJ smile back 🫠😭
Sam: “Troublemaker!” it is true 🤷♂️ AJ: *flipping open his book, forgetting he doesn't speak chinese* chapter four. Brilliant words, truly eloquent aj🤧
Aj and Sam doing “and scene” in unison, every time they do it it kills me for no reason
AND SCENE
Ahhhhh that was fucking glorious. Loved every single second of it, and this means that when I finally get to go to one of their shows, I’m bringing a German book, it has been decided lol.
Anyway hope you guys found as much enjoyment in AJ’s distress and the other guy’s mutual delight as I did, and I shall return as quickly as possible with Toby’s Secret Pocket and Jingle Boys commentary :)
BYEBYE!!!
@snek-of-eden @dawn-speckled
#besties#shoot from the hip#alexander jeremy#tom mayo#sam russell#luke manning#shootimprov#sfth#platonic soulmates#this one was sooo fun#Youtube
60 notes
·
View notes