#he's such a freakin' guy

[faytelumos]

Dude the way I'm eating your tags like they're my last meal on death's row!! I'll do the same here. Can you IMAGINE the standard Thomas sat when he became a father.

This wild, rowdy, firecracker of a man Gotham grew from golden soil and made him dirty, becoming a dad? Oh man.

Especially in the black and white era, where the most proficient job you could have in Gotham was a gangster. Second was a thief. Third was politician, but they mean the same thing anyway.

No man was particularly attached to fatherhood, " Yeah, I see my brats once a week. "

" Sheesh, you're lucky. I had to cut back work when my wife delivered. I just don't get why I have to do be there. What's your stance on that, Thomas? Does the husband have to be there?"

Thomas, smiling like a feral tiger: You know I delivered my baby, right?

OOOKAY, I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS!

Okay, be Thomas Wayne, doctor, philanthropist, old money, living in Gotham with your beautiful wife and your beautiful boyfriend, and you're having a son.

(Martha makes a funny joke about needing more girls in the house, and Alfred reminds her she throws most of her feminine relationships away after a month and a half.)

This is Gotham city. This place breeds corruption and desperation like a petri dish. You inherited the role of a founding family heir from a father you never liked and every secret organization and mobster has been trying to put you in their pocket since.

And now you have a beautiful, tender, delicate baby boy.

Absolute fucking terror.

This boy is going to be a target for every walk of life from the ground to the sky. This boy is going to get seductive offers to corruption every day, this boy is going to be a walking paycheck for anyone who's in trouble, this boy is small, and vulnerable, and yours, and he's meat and money to everyone else out there.

His future is altogether uncertain, but there's a million possibilities out there, and most of them are terrible, and it's the worst kind of anxiety.

On top of this, based on your fic, Thomas did not have any kind of healthy relationship with his dad.

This makes it so much harder. Now you're Thomas, worried to death that the world is gonna eat your son alive, and wondering what kind of father you're gonna be.

Fatherhood and manliness are two toxic chemicals that mix into the water as far as Thomas can tell. Maybe Tommy can sleep a little easier knowing Alfred will be there, knowing Bruce's other father won't be taking Tommy's shit, will also be looking out for his boy. Maybe having such a good person there, too, will protect Bruce from the boogeyman inside every other man that is Fatherhood.

Because Thomas never met a father he liked. Thomas hated Ben. And he's so terrified he's going to be just like him.

But besides all of this, Thomas is here, now, holding his newborn baby in his hands. It was crazy getting ready for it — everyone was asking him if it was really a good idea for him to be delivering his own baby, but honestly, he would never forgive himself if he missed that chance. It was crazy, because Martha, his absolute fireworks show, his light in the dark, was soldiering through all of the contractions and the pain all the way to the delivery room. And Alfred's just outside, putting out fires all over the manor as they get ready for a bump turned into a baby, Tommy's rock calmly pacing and bringing order and certainty to a day so very full of chaos and fear.

And it's a lot. It's so much. But in the scrubs, with the mask and the gloves, Tommy's hands are steady and he breathes evenly, and he holds his wife's and child's lives in those hands, and he loves them endlessly. Nothing can go wrong, and he wouldn't trade the chance to be there for both of them through this for anything.

He's scared, of himself, of Gotham, but as his little boy's growing up, he just takes the moments he can get and he does everything in his power to make his little mini-me boy as happy as physically possible. He takes every moment to give Bruce what he wanted at that age.

[peepymcgoo]

ralsei !! 🌟

[meep-meep-richie]

In a world of their own

[jinikaris]

FELIX | SKZ '5'CLOCK' INVITATION ♡

[atari-phantom]

11/10 service at the Greenville movie theater. These guys genuinely deserve employee of the month. Or year, even. Went to the movie theater with my duo (the Mikaela) @bacondaddy

[aliusfrater]

jared: but he had been- he had done some smaller shows. like, grey's anatomy or something- or grey anatomies. and then the- the strolling deceased or something. they didn't last very long. no, he had been really busy- you know— jensen: the strolling deceased. jared: you're welcome. you can borough it. jensen: i feel like- it's like the walking dead except their hands are in their pockets.

[mjfs-heat-seeker]

mjf fanart by yours truly bababooee

[flovoid]

ℌ𝔢𝔞𝔳𝔢𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔡𝔬𝔬𝔯𝔰 𝔅𝔩𝔢𝔢𝔡 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔢𝔩𝔢𝔤𝔶, 𝔅𝔩𝔞𝔡𝔢 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔩𝔦𝔱𝔶 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡𝔩𝔶 𝔠𝔲𝔯𝔰𝔢𝔰,

𝔒𝔥, 𝔞𝔡𝔞𝔪 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔱𝔞𝔩 𝔱𝔬 𝔟𝔢 𝔦𝔪𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔱𝔞𝔩…

[furiarossa]

The ending of maternal instinct is... weird? Doesn't make much sense?

Vlad has on the Specter Deflector, a belt that protects him from ghosts. Repeat after us: Vlad cannot be attacked by ghosts, he cannot be touched, because he is wearing a protective artifact created by the Fentons.

And it was Danny who gave it to him.

So why does he run away from the ghosts, when Danny turns them against him? It makes no sense.

They can't hurt him: he is protected by the Specter Deflector.

He can stay there, wait for Maddie to return and beg her to protect him from the, buhu oh so evil, ghosts. The fact that he has the belt on should be part of his plan!

Him running away is... a forced ending? Isn't Vlad just... winning? Now he can deal with Danny without Danny being able to touch him as a ghost, because he'll get hurt, and so he's forced to stay in his human boy form?

And Vlad is DEFINITELY stronger than him if they're both in human form?

sdfdfWFFEFFFRWRE what is happening doesn't make sense.

(Maybe I will elaborate more on it later, maybe I won't. Or maybe I will write some fanfic, trying to understand what the heck happened here).

[yourwworstnightmare]

that's my guy right there!!

in short i love this fella very much and uuuuhhhh i forgor what i was going to say. thx for coming to my ted talk

[mulatto-macchiato]

A handsome boy just came in the mail today

—and on Valentine’s Day no less! Happy Day!

EHAKDUEHAJAKSHD

[buwheal]

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[silly-cat-things]

drawing i did of this guy… 😒😒

also bonus:

sketch of him playin that one instrument

[meep-meep-richie]

Maddie: '' So tell me more about the hot pilot.''

[patty-propaganda-archive]

I FOUND A NEW BIT TO OBSESS OVER

HE HOLDS HER BACK

[starscelly]

"The sort of leader of the Finnish Mafia: Miro Heiskanen."

"I know that I have to be the guy ... Right now I think I'm one of the best defensemen in the NHL."

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