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//slides into inbox// mAGE!! CAN I HAVE NON-PSYCHIC! MUTE! KUSUO AU HEADCANONS PLEASE?? The idea came to me when I was commenting on the fact that Kusuo speaks with everyone via telepathy and just disguises the fact his lips aren't moving.

BRUH! LEMME TELL YOU SOME SHIT!

Saiki doesn’t mind being mute. What he doesn’t like is the fact that so few people “speak” sign language.

Only those in his “circle” know how to speak it. Even Nendo for some odd reason.

Those are the people he’s forced to talk to when he wants to ask a question in class, those are the peeps that no matter how rude he is, they love him all the same.

It’s adorable. And he hates it.

Kaido is his preferred translator. We don’t know why, he just is.

Overall, mute!saiki hates being mute but doesn’t want to speak either. Oh well.

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Toritsuka: If Saiki sees this, he’s going to think I’m an idiot!

Aiura: And that would be news to him how?

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Happy jelly boy c: 

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Toritsuka: I have come to exorcise the demon and rid you of its torture!

Kaidou: No!

Kuboyasu: Yeah, Saiki’s like family to us! You can’t take him!

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I love that Saiki is canonically aroace…

AND genderfluid…

Just randomly throwing that out into the Tumblr waves.

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やれやれ

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The "K's": We’re The Strongest Together

Invoking Conditions [Skill Summoner: Perfect Pretty Girl Teruhashi Kokomi] + [Saiki Kusuo]

Teruhashi fantasizes “K’s,” the strongest duo with Kusuo. A goddess and a god appearing together. Since it’s only Teruhashi’s fantasy, Kusuo’s expression is a smile filled with confidence. The duo together in a signature pose!

Teruhashi: “It’s me! There’s no way I could fail!!” Kusuo: “If we combine our powers, we can’t fail. We’re unstoppable”

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I have a thing for red heads and white heads

1. Kusuo Saiki

2. Seijuro Akashi

3. Heine Wittgenstein

4. Soma Yukihira

5. Karma Akabane

And now my favorite white hair boiz

1. Gintoki Sakata

2. Shun Kaidou

3. Allen Walker

4. Nagito Komaeda

5. Soushi Miketsukami

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Top 20 Characters of 2016

A recent poll by Charapedia had 10,000 people choose the most charming character of the year. Here are the top 20!

1 – Rem (Re:Zero) 2 – Osamu Dazai (Bungou Stray Dogs) 3 – Megumin (KonoSuba) 4 – Victor Nikiforov (Yuri on Ice) 5 – Chuuya Nakahara (Bungou Stray Dogs) 6 – Aoba Suzukaze (New Game!) 7 – Gintoki Sakata (Gintama) 8 – Kei Tsukishima (Haikyuu!!) 9 – Emilia (Re:Zero) 10 – Mikazuki Augus (Mobile Suit Gundam – Iron Blooded Orphans) 11 – Saiki Kusou (The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.) 12 – Yuri Katsuki (Yuri on Ice) 13 – Sakunosuke Oda (Bungou Stray Dogs) 14 – Chitose Karasume (Gi(a)rlish Number) 15 – Takashi Natsume (Natsume’s Book of Friends) 16 – Kashuu Kiyomitsu (Touken Ranbu: Hanamaru) 17 – Josuke Higashikata (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable) 18 – Shinsuke Takasugi (Gintama) 19 – Yuri Plisetsky (Yuri on Ice) 20 – Hifumi Takimoto (New Game!)

Congratulations to Saiki for ranking right in the middle!

… while of course he would have preferred if he wasn’t in the rankings at all

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You can fight me or whatever,

But Teruhashi and Saiki are so cute together.

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saiki kusuo is an asexual king who is in love with coffee jelly and no i don’t take constructive criticism

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Rifuta Imu is now bisexual icon?

She had fallen pretty hard for Teruhashi Makoto:

But she still loves Teruhashi Kokomi:

Well, for me it’s still not enough of an indication of bisexuality or biromanticism from her part, because she became someone more like a crazy fan of his:

Also, I think that she had fallen for him only, because he is Kokomi’s brother and he shares the same aura of beauty as her, which means that she is still more into Teruhashi Kokomi than Teruhashi Makoto… but she shows it in pretty healthy way, for example by cheering for Teruhashi’s love to become true.

While in the same time Teruhashi Makoto:

Please, just get over this human garbage already, Imu…

I am not kidding, Imu. He is dangerous to your beloved Kokomi!!

Just look at her face, when you mentioned being a fan of her brother like ever in your life! She knows that her brother is human-garbage pretty well! It’s the face of a person, who saw and heard too much! What he even did to her to get such strong reaction?! I am really afraid to even imagine what…

In the end Rifuta Imu never showed any (love) interest in any boy before. So I would still say she could be a closeted lesbian, but as bi women I cannot really turn my eyes blind to this bisexual representation, so I am claiming both for the sake of lesbian and bisexual women out there…

But I still wish that Saiki would erase this guy from existence…

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Saiki K ABO Headcanons

- Saiki is an omega.

- When he was born, there was a subtle but very definite bias against omegas in Japan. (See the current real-world bias against women in Japan.) He took notice of this at an age where he understood that it would affect him negatively, but before he had decided to avoid messing with humanity overall. As you’d expect, he got rid of the issue by making his dynamic the norm. As such, there’s now a 3-2 ratio of omegas to alphas and betas.

- His mom’s an alpha and his dad’s an omega. Kurumi used to be the family’s breadwinner until after Kusuo had been born and changed the world in a way that made it more acceptable for her to quit working and for Kuniharu to pursue his a career of his own despite having children and a mate. Because of the way Kusuo went about changing things, they believe this change to be due to personal growth and realization rather than a sudden social change on a global level.

- Kusuke is also an omega. He’s pretty much the only person aside from Saiki who understands how the world changed when they were kids, and that’s only because he pieced it together himself after noticing how odd the human population was compared to other similar animals–the gender ratio has humanity looking more like felines than apes or canines. 

- Kaidou is an omega, and his disposition is a little different because of it. He does all the same things, but his motivation is just ever so slightly less pompous, especially his attempts to protect girls/other omegas. This plays a good part in why his mother is so overbearing. Society is pretty chill, but nothing will ever stop a parent from worrying about their naive and physically vulnerable offspring.

- Nendou is an alpha. This only serves to increase people’s surprise when they realize how gentle and kind he is. I mean, he’s gigantic, he looks like a delinquent, and he’s an alpha. That’s a perfect recipe for disaster, and he doesn’t even come close to it.

- Yumehara is a beta, which cramps her style in a major way when it comes to her tireless romantic pursuits. It’s not that people actively look down on betas or anything, but that they don’t really look at them at all. She falls for Kaidou at the same point as she did in canon, though the tenor of her crush is a bit different without the idealization of him as a knight in shining armor. Don’t get me wrong, she still has wacky ideas about him, but she at least does see him as being more on her level.

- Teruhashi is an omega. Because of the large number of omegas compared to other dynamics, homosexuality is almost commonplace among them, and so her fanbase includes large numbers of every dynamic. It’s also a part of why she so readily accepts her feelings for Kusuo. Her brother is an alpha, which doesn’t help with his gross obsession.

- Kuboyasu is a pretty textbook alpha. The instinct to fight at the drop of a hat and his past history of delinquent turf wars speak for themselves. To his credit, is is working on that, and he’s always had a strict set of principals that he stuck to.

- Aiura is an alpha, and like Nendou, it’s a surprise how friendly and level-headed she is. She is kind of the embodiment of all the good alpha traits–she captures people’s attention, earns there respect quickly, and is quick to care for the in return.

- Akechi is an omega, and I don’t really know what else to say about him in that regard. All his motivations are the same, and have nothing to do with dynamic.

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Complete list of things that can make Saiki smile:

-Coffee jelly

-That bland guy doing literally anything

-Toritsuka's suffering

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…it…

…..it was supposed to be a bunch of random disconnected doodles…

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hehe drawing couples is fun