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confused-beany · 2 years ago

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The formula for a Best Boi:

Stonk

Soft

Sassy

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boarwinds · 5 months ago

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art vs artist

#oshamir #the acolyte #madame x au #i had a whole story in my head for this au #do u know the story behind this painting??#john singer sargent painted madame x with one of her shoulder straps down n it was toooo spicy for polite society so he was basically #outcast for it #he repainted it with thw straps properly on #but i dont think he ever went back #anyway this was a painting commissioned by sol to gift to osha's arranged fiance #osha has to model for qimir n tension builds #sol starts to chuckle nervously #qimir runs away w osha 😁#smth like that #maybe #who knows #this was originally for a diff ship but i only showed it to like 5 ppl on a priv acc

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captainhysunstuff · 9 months ago

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22 more images (with some saucy shenanigans and immature "seduction" tactics towards the end) below the cut:

Ryuk makes his grand return and is brought up to speed with Light and L's immoral union. The date seems pretty successful~.

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#drawn by me #my fanart #my fancomic #Death Note #The Chain #lawlight #Light Yagami #L #Ryuk #smooch #saucy shenanigans #suggestive dialogue #Ryuk third-wheeling~#L meets Light's quirky-deadly roommate #henh not much to say about this one. basically a continuation of the previous entry despite the absurd update gap.#I've lost the ability to keep anything brief anymore~#L seems a bit out of character with his willingness to go with the plan huh? And don't you think he'd have gotten used to Light's teasing b #now? Maybe it hits a little different knowing for a fact that it's coming from Kira's mouth directed towards him of all people~#Also the picture where Ryuk is saying he'll scram when things get heated is probably my favorite drawing of him that I've done!#he was so intimidating to draw especially over and over in comic form. such a far cry from my usual human style #but like all things I gradually became more and more comfortable drawing him. I'm very happy about that! :)#I have a dumb idea/headcanon concerning the nerds' first copulation attempt~.#if I decide to include it here I will definitely try to age restrict it even though it won't necessarily be graphic.#don't wanna get in trouble lol #I have more trouble drawing spicy scenes than I do with shinigami subjects XD #tw: food issues #they both eat the sketchy 'apple' to prove they're not cowards... despite it not being the smartest idea in the world. >_>

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windor-truffle · 6 days ago

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i enjoy tormenting him so

#asbel lhant #memes #it makes more sense in the context of my wip but honestly canon asbel feels like a fuck-up too so this is for both of them. losers 💜#also was thinking abt how overwhelmingly White asbel is 😅#basically british from a well-to-do background can't even handle spicy food conforms annoyingly close to gender roles he's fucking White 😂#tho tbf japanese culture also puts quite rigid expectations on gender too so that's not a uniquely white thing

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boxwinebaddie · 11 days ago

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oh freckle, freckle⠁.. what makes you so s p e c i a l?

#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH #IM SORRY THIS SONG DOES SO MANY BAD THINGS TO ME #other than the metal style cover / weezers sweet dreams r made of these / poppunk dancing queen this is THERMBADBIHTHEMESONG #THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS IS THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SONG BITCH #like OH FRECKLE FRECKLE WHAT MAKES U SO SPECIAL #HEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO #MY HEARTS IN HEAVEN MY SOLES ARE HEEEEEELLLLL LETS ME IN THE PURAGATORY OF MY HIPPPPPPPPPPPPPS #AND GET WELL ;)))))))#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HYYYYYYYHHHH BITCH #I KNOW THIS WAS A SPICY GREENHOUSE MAKEOUT SONG I AM SCREAMING VERY LOUD IN MY HEAD RN #*jerseykyle vc* i'm gonna ( leave you ) I'm Gonna TEACH you #HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLL NOOOOOO #IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII KNOOOOOOOOOOOO IT WAS GOING *NEW PERSPECTIVE VC* DOOOOOOOOWN DOWN DOooOOWWN #ALSO WAITER ARTIST MODEL SINGER IS LITERALLY CDS WHOLE EXPERIENCE TRYING TO MAKE IT IN THE BUSINESS #SPECIFICALLY RAVENSTAN GOING FROM WAITERING AT CHEFS RESTURANT TO COCKTAIL WAITERING AT RUFFIANS #MAKING MUSIC ON THE SIDE AND BASICALLY BEING A SOLD OUT TO THAT WHOLE CLUB AND BEING PUNK ROCK #~SUPERMODELITBOY~ AND ET TENS WHOLE BRAND AND HIS LIL PLAYTHING AND BEING A SINGER BUT...GOD...WAS IT WORTH IT????? WAS. IT. WORTH. IT.#DONT TALK TO ME HIS ENTIRE CHARACTER ARC MAKES ME MISERABLE HE JUST WANTED TO SING #AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED! YOURE RAVEN YOURE NO ONES DAUGHTER MIDNIGHT SUN BUT YOUR WINGS ARE STILL CLIPPED; YOU CANT FLY #YOU SING BUT IT FALLS ON DEAF EARS! COVER BOY ON THE PAGE! A PACIFIST AND ALL THE RAGE!! ALL THE WORLDS A STAGE #BUT GOLD OR NOT; AT THE END OF THE DAY ITS JUST A CAGE PRETTY BIRD - AND YOU BUILT IT YOURSELF BABY!!! YOU! BUILT! IT! YOURSELF! BARS BItcH #thats my son My Son mY SOOOOOOOOOOOOOON it also has such a sexcC nitelub jerseykyle back beat hEEEEELLLO #i could talk about this for such a long time i LOVE this song #*jk having going crazy but divine intervention on his bathroom floor after a bad stan episode and ed episode head on toliet vc*#MAMA? IF WE DONT TAKE THE MEDICATION...WE WONT SLEEP FOR DAYS? MAMA...IF WE PRAY TO THE LORD #DOES HE SING ON STAGE?????? oOOOOOOOOOOUGH IM SICK AND I KNOW HES SEEING STARS AND SMILES AND PRETTY EYES AND UGLY LAUGHES #AND A BOY HE HASNT SEEN IN YEARS BUT HE SEES EVERYDAY OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH IM SICK #I WANT TO BE GOLDEN IN YOUR MEMORY!!!!!!!! SIIIIIIIICK!!! SICK AND FUCKING TWISTED!!!!! SHUT UP AAAAAaAAAAaA #IM IN HELL jk swirling his drink trying to look uninterested *after party fb vc* watching rstan work the room like #oh freckle freckle what makes You so special? and then raven waves and winks at him and trips bc hes an idiot and jk is like AAAAAA SIIIIIC

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scrumptiousstuffs · 1 year ago

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“Why should you watch Only Friends?”

😂😂 most of the cast members reminding us how spicy, hot and intense this series will be!l Then we have FK who politely say how each of the characters are flawed human beings 🤣🤣🤣

The cast members promoting Only Friends

11/08/2023

#pretty much each cast members keep reiterate how hot and spicy the series #except FK who remind us that the people are relatable and they are all grey characters 😅😅😅#my wholesome babies #gmmtv series #thai bl #khaotung thanawat #first kanaphan #firstkhao #only friends the series #force jiratchapong #book kasidet #Neo trai confirming he basically spends most of the time 1/2 naked in this series 😂#mark pakin

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thistaleisabloodyone · 10 months ago

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Going back and rewatching the one series of videos on CL Live where Zin, with the help of staff and a seemingly shockingly large budget, pull pranks on the members, with hidden cameras and everything.

One of the pranks is to have fancy eel bentos delivered to the waiting room, but never enough for everyone. When it was Likiya and Rui, there was 1 fancy eel bento and Likiya was a good leader and left it for Rui. For Kazuma, Itsuki and Takuma, there was 1 fancy eel bento and we never see how that works out because someone had to go and find the hidden cameras.

(goddamn it, I can't help but love this man)

But then we get to what I have been calling the Little Shit Committee.

Makoto is not a part of the Little Shit Committee, he just wanted a fancy bento. And if he'd been paired with, like, Likiya, he would've gotten one, no fucking problem.

Unfortunately for him, he was paired with Riku and Kenta. Kenta, like, subtly stole the first one, while Riku and Makoto were distracted - Makoto talking to a staff member, Riku - staring at a mirror. Then they move back towards the tables and Makoto comes over and see Kenta's bento.

And you know what my beloved little shit goes and does? You know what Riku fucking does?

He steals the fucking bento as soon as Makoto turns towards the table. And then laughs as Makoto looks, honestly, kinda sad.

Baby, darling, buddy, I love you, what the fuck? 😂 Zin legit stands up and goes "Ehhh?" at the screen, and I don't blame him. Riku, bad senpai, bad.

Like, how long have you known Makoto? Because you were both in Exile Generations, so you presumably met him at some point in 2013, assuming you didn't meet him earlier. And you stole the bento out from under his nose? You little shit 😂

Look at this poor, sad child. They did go and get him a bento, which was lovely of them, considering they were about to prank them.

But, seriously. Makoto and the Little Shit Committee. Like, Kenta subtly taking the bento, fine. Riku, you stole the bento out from under Makoto's nose. Like, you didn't even seem to notice it existed until he saw Kenta's. You little jerk😂

#tbeh i feel like riku is honestly very competitive around food #and like winning food #when his team won the spicy ramen challenge #he teased shogo (who's team lost badly) with the prospect of the won dessert #before eating it himself #but did go on to actually literally feed the dessert to the rest of his team #on rampe dorm #when they did a competition to win jars of food #he figured out which one likiya (who lost) wanted #and basically stole it out from under his nose #like a little shit #and then teased feeding it to likiya #something something feels like he treats food as a thing to be won/earned #the rampage from exile tribe #aoyama riku #thistale watches

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thelooniemoonie · 2 months ago

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people who use she/her and he/him for me in the same sentence: i love you

#the moon speaks #fuck yeah mix it up bitch!! let's see how creative you get with ''any pronouns''#like they/them? my default. perfectly good for any situation. a good robust set of pronouns #she/her? a bit basic but i can work with it. totally fine. sometimes i deserve to be a pretty girl #he/him? definitely more spicy! bonus points if i look femme that day because it's funnier. very gender euphoric.#but they/she/him in the same sentence? throwing in NEOPRONOUNS?? im batting my eyelashes at you and giggling

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gremjaylin · 9 months ago

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Half truth: I came back to Baldi's Basics for the nostalgia and cuz I realized I don't need to be afraid of playing it on my computer since I'm older (not saying I was scared of the game, I used to play it on my phone when I was 12 and watch gameplay vids when I was younger than that)

Full truth: [everything mentioned above]. Oh, and corrupted file be kinda hot-

#Null is one of the main reasons I'm here💀💀💀#i used to crush on him innocently as a kid #just like “Oh he's pretty cool”#now at 16 #it's like “heyy bbg ur lookin' spicy”#I've been *mildly* flamed in a discord server for saying that i find him attractive #bbieal #bbieal null #bbieal filename2 #filename2 #baldis basics in education and learning #baldi's basics #baldis basics #baldi's basics in education and learning #squawker jay

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hojichasunrise · 2 months ago

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Rewatched Quest for Camelot (I must have seen it as a kid because I knew the songs.) These two are adorable!

#kayley and garrett #quest for camelot #he is basically toph before toph #spicy opinion but i hate the dragon and chicken and did as a kid too #on my fathers wings is a great song #yes my boy is blind and can kick your ass #my girl can kick your ass too

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rivilu · 5 months ago

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disjointed fandom posting sorry but it just hit me that pwotr is like. the only rpg where a companion never once left my team

#you can guess who it was jgkdfg #but yeah i think it has to do with disapproval not being a thing in the usual sense #Daeran was there 24/7 but my team in general is very stable compared to how often i switch it up on bg3 or the dragon ages #it's like . Daeran Woljif Seelah Lann + free space that gets swapped around (but most often it's Arue)#like aside from the point when woljif isn't there for plot reasons - i think the only time seelah and lann werent there-#was at the trap for the Other?#and that was only for plot reasons again bc basically Elluin was 99% sure the situation would escalate/#he'd wind up murdering a bunch of inquisitors and. yk. don't generally want the paladin and the guy who can't stand your bf there for that #though maybe I'll change it in future because it would be spicy if they WERE there to see it... hmmm #anyway yeah it's very interesting to me how consistent it was comparatively #honorable mention to Wyll for being the only other companion from an rpg that I don't recall taking out of my team for 99% of the game #and Zevran for being there for about? 80%? Orion didn't take him into the deep roads for blight safety reasons #it's a LITTLE bit funny to think of Daeran as the one companion this happens to djkfg #similar to the Dorian Bit of the high class character forced to trudge along the dirt fdjgk but.. better #because he's deadass forced to do it dnfmgbdh #I have this one particular thought in my head about the abyss as well.#about being made to follow along the heart of Alushinyrra as essentially a glowing target?#and how that's somehow both the worst and best outcome of being in the abyss in the fist place?#i mean he says it himself retroactively about the battlebliss. there's a certain sense of safety that comes from sticking close to the kc #and that's also why Elluin Does keep him with- it's a risk either way but if we gotta bring an aasimar into the Abyss #and that aasimar just so happens to be someone he has a vested interest in keeping safe #he's much better off where he can see him at all times rather than at camp #gods something about this visual. standing right there as the person you're following walks in front of you-#provoking the 2d highest authority in the entire /realm/ - a realm that's already been hostile to you from the very second you stepped ther #yet somehow - against all sense or better judgement . you know it's going to be fine?#(yes in a sense Dae may be safer than anyone there on account of life insurance and the Other itself in a sense but still)#im shaking the bars of my enclosure etcetera #river rambles

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constantvariations · 1 year ago

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Something that's bugged me since the first time I watched it is how an entire group of kids hear about a guy, who is literally 5 feet away from them, being able to turn into a bird and nobody asking to see it

#rwde #like. the audience already knows its true. yang and weiss know its true. but rnjr havent seen it #be it out of skepticism (which jaune seems to be the lead on) or curiosity SOMEONE shouldve called for a demonstration #its yet another drop in the well of the writers incuriosity bleeding into the script #spend a gazillion hours wasting everyones time w expodumps abt the gods (taking up half a season finale for was certainly a choice)#but not even 5 minutes on the interpersonal dynamics of a group of lost kids learning their mentor figure has a magical ability #that makes him an adorable little bird #we couldve had such a great scene of ruby and nora saying how cute qrow is as a bird #even better wouldve been a heart to heart between yang and qrow abt their views on raven and ozpin and the whole shebang #seriously this is spicy drama being dropped cold for sitting around a house doing jack shit #I just want more bird qrow basically. its such a wasted element #you know the mf could pull off some incredible pranks w that #im adopting qrow he's mine now this has been a psa

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from-beyond · 8 months ago

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ok the post-beyond reni danbert fic I started writing over christmas break is just sitting in my docs and i really want to finish it. is it weird to post a fic that is set at christmas in the summer tho? i will say it isn't very festive and its not like they are celebrating a holiday, it just happens to be set during christmas.

#ej.txt #its the one i think i mentioned while i was writing it #basically post-prison Dan becomes a long haul trucker since that is a job that tends to hire ex cons #and when Herbert breaks out in beyond he tracks him down #its not gonna be long. prob just like 5-8k words #not multi chapter #i am gonna try to write a spicy scene tho. which i have never done successfully #i always get embarrassed lmao

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yappacadaver · 1 year ago

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what

what cologne does he wear

#im down horrendous babes #part of me wants to say none lol #like he could just be a shower and deodorant type of man which is truly a fine thing!#but im scent obsessed :(#GUUUUUUUUU ik he doesn't care i s2g if he wears literally anything it's probably something cheap from the drugstore T_T #which again is a fine thing! but whats the profile. what is the flavoure.#can we get basic as hell and say like spicy citrus pine #herbal pine #spicy amber #cause like my preferences are super broad i just want to Know #knowing what someone likes to smell means so much to me :(#for examply my signature is fruity gormand Vanilla (capital v) because a bitch think with her stomach #smell layers on that guy: cigarette smoke. hair gel. deodorant (and possibly cologne). clean shirt. sweat. blood. embalming chemicals.#those layers are all out of order but im too lazy to fix u_u

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verycorrectlegomovie · 2 years ago

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Rex: I deserve no relief nor joy, i will taste nothing but the dust of those I've wronged.

Emmet, flipping a pancake: So... you don't want your pancakes?

Rex: ...I do want my pancakes.

#emmet makes the best food #rex probably does too since he WAS emmet but his food is probably either incredibly salty or spicy or both #so emmet does the cooking in their house #i think lucy makes college student food #and some other a bit more than basic stuff #emmet teaches her how to bake #rex dangervest #tlm rex #emmet brickowski #tlm emmet #vestfriends #vest friends #the lego movie 2

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coffeebooh · 2 years ago

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hot take: but dick grayson to me is at his hottest when he has a mullet. dc’s trying to sell him as their sexiest character or whatever but forgetting what made him hot in the first place (that long mullet)

#dc comics #nightwing #dick grayson #this is unpopular perhaps but THAT nightwing was spicy #he had the juice #regular nightwing looks basic asf

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