#he's so obnoxious

[everdeensmellark]

it's more impersonal and less unreliable, too. katniss is an unreliable narrator, but she's not a narcissist; we can infer that, had snow's story been from his own perspective, it would have been wildly different and somehow framed him as the victim.

that and suzanne probably knew nobody could bear being in that man's brain

also I love that suzanne wrote katniss and haymitch in first person pov but with coryo she was like “third person for you… you get some distance, creep.”

[mothiepixie]

Ngl i imagine if you have a bad day Big Red would be the type to poke you randomly to annoy you. He'd probably slurp his mustard loudly until you looked at him incredulously.

He'd throw himself on the couch that you're on and his heavy limbs splayed across your body. He'd make himself comfortable and weigh his large body down further if you try to throw him off and act like he didnt notice you were there.

He'd put a movie on and yammer on how fake the explosion look or ramble on with back stage shooting of the movie.

He'd do it until you couldn't think about anything else and you're groaning at how obnoxious he's being.

He sucks at talking about feelings but he's good at distracting.

[afurtivecake]

We were ROBBED of descriptions of Nicky's outfits because some people (looking at you, Neil and Jean) didn't give enough of a shit about clothes or Nicky to mention it.

It's even more obnoxious than anything I could I have imagined. Love it.

[explodcor]

Anonymous asked: "So apparently your mom's quirk lets her use the gylcerin she secretes to keep her skin healthy. Does the nitrogylcerin your body produces keep your skin shiny and perfect unlike us mortal plebs who have to rely on skincare routines?"

"Fuck yeah it does," Katsuki answered as a smug smirk lined his lips. "I inherited her glycerin, so of course it keeps my skin smooth and pretty." He snickered. "Aside from a basic face wash and some moisturizer, I barely have to do shit."

[mythtaker]

Lucien is really testing how badly I want to finish campaign 2

[wisdomfish]

He died for the ungodly; not only helpless creatures, and therefore likely to perish, but guilty sinful creatures, and therefore deserving to perish; not only mean and worthless, but vile and obnoxious, unworthy of such favor with the holy God. Being ungodly, they had need of one to die for them, to satisfy for guilt, and to bring in a righteousness. This he illustrates (Rom. 5:7, Rom. 5:8) as an unparalleled instance of love; herein God's thoughts and ways were above ours. Compare Joh. 15:13, Joh. 15:14, Greater love has no man. ~ Matthew Henry

[tourmelion]

YEAH

Fuck him up raggatha!

I swear if someone doesn't abstract him some time in the show

Just kicks him into the abstractions hole

Then the whole series is gonna give no possible end satisfaction

He frustrates me so

If Jax wasn't so horrible maybe the clown from before wouldn't have succumb

[daydreamerwonderkid]

Bruce used Awkward Flirtation. It's a Critical Hit!

Reference under cut

[skelecored]

im sorry but moze kinda sucks

[bacchuschucklefuck]

january month of yuugi

[fanaticalthings]

I want an AU where after Jason gets brought back to life, he channels his inner rage and turmoil into the academics instead of murder

Talia has like infinite money and a crap ton of influence, so she can absolutely get Jason the best tutors and can easily get him into the most prestigious schools if Jason wanted to (she doesn't need to do that though because Jason's just smart enough to get into them on his own)

The major he chooses? Med.

Why? Because Bruce dropped out of med school.

Jason practically flies through all the secondary education that he needs to catch up on and is already en route to earning his bachelor's AND his master's.

And it'd be so incredibly funny if the way Bruce and Jason reunite in this AU was purely by coincidence.

Bruce (as Brucie Wayne) offers to show up as a guest lecturer at Hudson University (the school Dick attended but dropped out of so double points for Jason), maybe to talk about future career paths and job positions at WE idk

So as Bruce is just wandering around the campus, he randomly bumps into a student and immediately puts on the Brucie act and is all "Oh my, I'm SO sorry, I'm just a klutz haha" only to stop dead silent when he makes eye contact with a very alive, very grown Jason Todd, who also stops dead in his tracks, mouth agape, staring at Bruce like the world's about to end

And before Bruce can get his thoughts straight, Jason just bolts out of there like his life depends on it, and Bruce is just in shambles for the rest of the day.

It doesn't help that the person giving Bruce the tour is all like "Oh yeah, that's Jason, he's one of the heads on our student council haha, anyways, this way, Mr. Wayne." and Bruce is just stood there bluescreening.

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Alternatively, it'd be kinda funny if this all happened AFTER the events of UTRH where after the final encounter with Bruce and Joker and the whole explosion, Jason's just like "yk what, maybe I'm just gonna turn over a new leaf and pursue a higher education"

So while Gotham's still reeling from the aftermath of Jason's near takeover as the top crime lord and Bruce is still painstakingly trying to figure out where his son went, the whole time Jason's just been chilling on a school campus and Bruce just so happens to bump into his son (who, last time they met, tried to kill Bruce and blew up the building they were all in) and Jason's just all normal-looking with his textbooks and nerdy glasses and Bruce doesn't know whether to scream or cry.

[tinyfantasminha]

kissy kissy boy

[xxplastic-cubexx]

[right to left]

finally finished This Wip from Ever ago and so now i ask you ever look into another dudes eyes and suddenly want to do whatever he wants

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[joukka-archive]

doffy coming into the room to start a fight with his brother for NO reason

[cloudy-rina]

He’s so silly 🫶🏼 (and full of woe😔)