#he's so cute and unhinged

[starsarestories]

when someone says they like "unhinged regulus" I'm expecting them to mean something like this:

Regulus being 14 and James being 15 and they're secretly together but James wants so bad for it to not be a secret and regulus knows this and he wishes he could do this for him but he also knows his parents would kill him if they knew. So, at the end of a Slytherin vs. Gryffindor quidditch match, regulus grabs James and kisses him in front of the entire school (including his friends, brother, James' friends, the teachers, their teams etc.) and afterwards he proceeds to obliviate every single fucking person, which takes up so much time and magical power and seems like it's not worth it but it was just to see the smile on James' face.

[winnie-the-monster]

I should not find Colin’s “the fuck you just say” face, as hot as I do.

[wild0moon]

highly amused by the responses to my tankdad post all being either feral excitement over tankdad (same) or thirsting for john's body with very little in-between

[starlightseraph]

house doodles wilson’s fingerprints on his malpractice insurance paperwork like a teenager drawing hearts on their homework

[tilllindemannobsessed]

[avourel]

there's a certain something to referring to Luo Binghe, manipulative little yandere-inclined protagonist, abused, traumatized child grown into an obsessive adult that could (in theory) actually accomplish anything he desired to do (up to and including the merging or destroying of worlds), this grown-ass man that is just one AU away from becoming a murderous tyrant drowning in blood and sex and misery,

as bingy.

...

😊

[shizunfxxxer]

Hold on, I just finished Mysterious Lotus Casebook and I'm obsessed.

Finally able to get out and be a human today so did a quick FDB sketch.

Why's he tied up?? IDK he's just a silly little guy. I'm sure everything will be alright. Right? 🤔 Stay tuned to find out.

[astraldes]

[korrororo]

light yagami, all bundled up like a kitten: i will murder you

[milkbreadtoast]

looking back at the yjh webtoon screencaps i have saved and giggling... hes so cute... moe... my pookie ^___^ 🥰🥰 poor little meow meow woof woo- *eliminated where i stand*

also these poses are sooooo... 꺄아악🖤🫣🫣🫣🫣

[elias-magnusnt]

your Archivist is cute I wanna put him in the washing machine

So true I want to put him in the washing machine too and in the dishwasher and I want to vacuum him and put him in the beach that makes you old and microwave him and examine him under a microscope and in a slow cooker and in a cardboard box and in the submarine that exploded and lobotomize him and put him in a dumpster and in a children's book about spiders and I want to sautée him with shrimps and scan save as pdf and print him and peel off his skin and sharpen him like a crayon and roast him like a marshmellow and keep him in a drawer and in the boot of my car and in a termite nest and I want to make him small and crush him with my thumb and beat him with a pipe like a pinata conserve him in resin and squeeze him like play-doh and set a pack of wolves on him I hope he gets the plague and pasteurize him and in an active volcano and in the freezer and I want to chew on him and dangle him off a cliff and I want to flatten him and put him in the fresh produce aisle and the clown shoes shop and in a plastic bag and make him live in a sock and in a letter straight to australia and leave him at the bottom of the ocean and in a cat cafe and nail him to the cross and play him in an organ and turn him into a scarecrow or a tree and wrap him up in scotch tape and drop a meteorite on him and play him on repeat like a cd and make him soup and solve him like a rubic's cube and write with his blood and pickle him like a cucumber and put him in a jar and shake it and in an open grave and in a meat grinder pluck him out with tweezers juice him like a tangerine throw him in the Boston Harbor as protest and punt him into the sun and in the polar bear enclosure and in the dashcon ball pit and he should be at the club and I want to wrung him like a cloth and leave him to hang I want to make marmalade out of him I want to shove him in the merry go round that never stops and make him bald I want him to get eaten by a giant whale and fall in a coma and put him in a canon and I want to trap him in a computer I want to strap him to a rocket I want to jumanji him throw him to the yellow door and run him over with a tank and stick him in a tape recorder and put him in a Situation and and and and and

Whew, I'm glad I got this out of my system

[callmericino]

pov:you are Mondo and just called him a good boy

adding Taka to the byakunya lore

[lorebird]

Continuing my “Cynthia is Volo after chilling out and transitioning” propaganda: Consequences Edition

[steakout-05]

medic tf2 doodles?!?!?? in this economy!???!?!? (art from yesterday)

most gentle and sweet middle aged german man in the whole entire world smile vs planning to swap all of your organs with a series of interconnected frogs smile

a doodle i did of Medic and Archimedes.... he looks too round in this drawing, not smug and evil enough..... also Mitzi from the RAE appearance :D

i LOVE the voicelines Medic has with Haunted Archimedes, he's not disturbed or even slightly put off by the fact that his zombified dove is 1. talking and 2. has a violent and constant craving for brains. he's just like. being a slightly irritated pet owner about it. he's just like "ugh yes archimedes vants all zhe brains doesn't he. now shut up". also i think this is the most on-model medic drawing i've ever done wtf

[chaos-bringer-13]

My brain just hit an old hyperfixation (is this what it's called? I hope I used the word right) and oh dear am I losing my mind now. I need to write a story I think. About this one old guy. He's unhinged. There's so much information about him and yet not enough. I want to explore his character so much. He's definitely a criminal - at least he was one - and I'm 95% sure he can do actual real magic, and he's a musician and an artist and an actor and a magician and a philosopher and a traveler and a conman and so much more and also I think he's some kind of immortal. Maybe he just has a VERY long life. It's strongly implied he was a pirate at some point of his life. He started a cult by accident several times. My conspiracy theories about him include him being a secret god.

He's also a freaking round blue raven. Someone save me from my mind.

[bumblingbabooshka]

Harry Kim saying Naomi is lucky to be born on Voyager and that he would have given "anything" to have her life when he was a kid...