#he's just not a natural gymnast
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thelibrarian1895 Ā· 9 months ago
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Flying Bats
It may take awhile and a lot of bonding and a LOT of work but Dick Grayson absolutely 100% teaches all of his siblings, and sibling adjacent, the various acts he and his parents once performed. It takes them so, so, so much practice and there are definitely broken bones and some torn muscles but each and every one of the Bats eventually manages to master the Grayson signature quadruple somersault and Dick knows he's not the only Flying Grayson in the world anymore. They can't fly as naturally or as well, but he's not alone, his family flies with him.
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cherry-treelane Ā· 6 months ago
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everytime i feel bad and stressed about my life i remember that i might be in a troubling situation and having a bad time but im not season 4 fiona gallagher in the clink after leaving crack on the counter which my 3 year old baby brother happened to ingest resulting in a fatal near-death experience thats wracked me with never-ending guilt and forever altered my life
#this storyline was stupid you expect me to believe two-apples-tall liam gallagher came close to the crack AND managed to ingest it?#the crack which is lined up on the kitchen counter?#Also i don't believe that fiona would be irresponsible enough for liam to have been able to be close to the crack#that was an ooc moment and not like ā€œits ooc cause thats the point shes going thru a tough timeā€#morelike ā€œso ooc that it seems like a discrepancy that was overlooked for the sake of drama and shock value#as an older sister i feel like being watchful of your younger sibling if crack is in their general vicinity is an unstoppable instinct#its just not a plausible situation sorry like this is coming from someone who wholeheartedly embraces the realistic idea#of fiona falling short sometimes and being very human by struggling to consistently maintain her doting attentiveness#but anyways it's complicated cause Fiona clearly put it somewhere he cant reach#so how did he get access to it????#its like getting mad at a parent for putting a glass of wine on the counter#not comparing that to literal cocaine obviously this whole situation was nonetheless messed up#but just for some perspective... the writers were clearly doing cocaine themselves if they thought that#liam was bungee-jumping onto the counter and showing off his skills as an apparent budding olympics gymnast#not justifying anything but. listen.#the fact that it was on the counter FOR A REASONNN shows that fiona was careful to keep it out of reach and NOT do something insane like#putting it on the table#liam somehow magically having access to it defeats the purpose of it being on the counter.#if they really wanted for it to be believable that liam managed to snort it they should've put it on the table#but we already know that situation wouldn't be believable in its entirety cause we know that fiona would literally never leave it there#WHICH IS MY POINT. LIKE THIS SITUATION IS JUST ANNOYINGLY UNBELIEVABLE. FIONA WOULD NOT DO THIS AND HOW DID LIAM EVEN GET TO IT??#theres like 39482939 overlooked discrepancies just for the sake of getting to the shock#just to circle back Fiona would literally never let liam go near crack no matter how far gone and fucked up she was#I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I AM AN OLDER SISTER.#its just so UGHHHHH anyways obviously i still think in canon yeah Fiona was at fault shouldve been more careful and watchful#no matter how you look at it its clear that a risk like this just cannot be taken and she had to be blamed to an extent#but me personally? i reject it because it didnt feel natural to me at all there were 394939 other ways to frame a Fiona downfall#And i loved all the other ways her spiral was shown like getting messed up and ending up in Sheboygan#all the shit she got into with robbie + the impulsive urge to ruin the good thing she had going with mike#so human and believable and deeply flawed unlike the liam situation which was horrifically OOC and unrealistic
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mercless Ā· 7 months ago
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šŸ”Ŗ ive been trying to decide whether the du couteau family owns a ballet or gymnastic company in modern, and if there are any unsavoury connections with the criminal world...
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kieran-granola Ā· 1 year ago
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You know how there's a subset of martial arts Tiktok where people post short vids of them doing a quick routine/choreography?
People in Gotham post blurry clips of the Bats, and a few martial artists challenge each other to reproduce the moves. One vid goes viral and more people start to give it a try, including non martial artists, who just meme with the choreography/try to imitate some moves just in good fun (and whoa some dancers and gymnasts do surprisingly well)
It naturally gets back to the Wayne brood, except, of course, the real challenge for them is to fail in a believable way.
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Tim, on camera: "I was nearly good enough for the Olympics, surely I can do that...? Let's find out."
[cue footage of him falling down, cartoon-style, right as Damian was walking by and getting both of them drenched in Dami's smoothie]
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Jason sees the compilation someone made of Bruce's ridiculous attempts at reproducing the moves (Tim and Steph roped him into their shenanigans.)
Two days later, a video of Red Hood goes viral: it's him condescendingly explaining how to throw a punch and challenging Bruce Wayne to do it properly because "no Gothamite should be so shit at fighting"
Bruce is verklempt when he watches it, because some of it is word-for-word how he taught baby!Jay
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Tim gives Damian blurry, grainy footage of Black Bat to imitate. After that, Dami spends days hounding Cass for training because he nearly broke his nose tripping over his own feet.
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Dick flawlessly lands a flip in front of all the others with "ASSERTING DOMINANCE" written on screen before winking at the camera.
Right before the video cuts, Tim's voice can be heard saying, "Whatever, your ass is still flat compared to Nightwā€”"
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dcxdpdabbles Ā· 2 months ago
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Dani holding eyeliner: Alright, I'm done!
Danny: Already? Are you sure it looks okay?
Dani: Trust me! You look great! I went for a more natural look anyway, so nothing too colorful or over the top. Here, take a look. *hands over mirrior*
Danny: I like it....
Dani: I can hear the "but". What is it?
Danny: I don't know. I was really excited to try make up but now I just feel like a clown
Dani: Well, that guy doesn't think you're a clown. He's having a sexual crisis *points to Dick hyperventilating in the corner of the park*
Danny: Yeah, but that guy walks around in 80s wear unironically.
Dani: How do you know that?
Danny: He's in my gymnastics class.
Dani: Okay, but he's super hot, and he is stunned by you, so you're literally breathtaking.
Danny: If you say so, *looks into mirror.* I mean the eyeliner and mascara really make my eyes pop.
Dani: You look like a K-pop star. Trust me, you'll going to be turning so many heads. That 80s guy literally tripped over his own two feet just now when you looked at him.
Danny: *blushes*
Dani: We'll should call an ambulance. He hasn't moved in a bit.
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wcters Ā· 3 months ago
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š—šš—¢š—Ÿš—— š— š—˜š——š—”š—Ÿ š—•š—”š—•š—¬
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pairing: lando norris x fem!gymnast!reader
summary: a new quadrant athlete and lando norris hit it off
warnings: fluff, established relationship, nothing else really, these warnings are mostly just notes on what is in these | faceclaim is sunisa lee, this is definitely one of my favourites that iā€™ve done šŸ˜Œ
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yourusername and quadrant
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yourusername so excited to announce that i am joining quadrant athletes !!!!! had such a fun time filming so keep your eyes peeled
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maxfewtrell so excited to see whatā€™s in store!
user1 nah cause we all knows heā€™s going to eat them up
keeganpalmer i totally had that last one
ā†³ yourusername i donā€™t doubt that, you did really well šŸ‘
landonorris so hyped for this
user2 love love love
riabish finally another girl to join me and lotteā¤ļø
ā†³ yourusername us girls have to stick together šŸ‘Æā€ā™€ļø
ā†³ lottevandrunen401 hell yeah we do šŸ’ŖšŸ’Ŗ
user3 sheā€™s going to humiliate them in any gymnastic challenges šŸ˜­šŸ˜­
ā†³ user4 sheā€™s naturally good at everything, i wouldnā€™t be surprised if she does that for every video
quadrant šŸ‘€šŸ‘€
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quadrant GOLD MEDALIST GYMAST vs GOLD MEDALIST SKATEBOARDER vs LANDO NORRIS
can keegan palmer and lando norris beat y/n y/l/n at different gymnastics levels? full video out now!
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user1 they knew they were cooked from the first level šŸ’€šŸ’€
user2 their reactions were priceless
yourusername good try boys šŸ’Ŗ Iā€™m just too good
ā†³ maxfewtrell someone needed to get landoā€™s ego down a couple notches
ā†³ landonorris thatā€™s so not true
user3 keegan actually did pretty well
user4 with a little more training keegan could do a lot of hard moves
keeganpalmer iā€™m very proud of myself šŸ˜Œ
landonorris iā€™m going to stick with race car driving
user5 i would pay to see maxā€™s reactions to lando falling from the bar šŸ’€
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f1gossipĀ Ā Ā lando norris seen partying with friends in a club in londonĀ this weekend šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§Ā 
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user1Ā Ā Ā brother does not stopĀ 
user2Ā Ā Ā are my eyes playing tricks on me or is that him and y/n in the third photo???
ā†³Ā user3Ā Ā Ā no i see it too, keegan is there as well
user4Ā Ā Ā did you see them giggling and whispering to each other in the new video? something definitely happened that night
user5 y/n looks like sheā€™s enjoying quadrant
user6 all of the boys brought their significant others except lando and y/n
ā†³Ā user7 maybe they brought each other šŸ‘€
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yourusername šŸ‘©šŸ»ā€ā¤ļøā€šŸ’‹ā€šŸ‘ØšŸ»
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user1 WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
keeganpalmer slay
ā†³ yourusername slayyy
user2 thatā€™s landoā€™s hair colourā€¦.
ā†³ user3 and also like half of the population šŸ’€
user4 the one time lando likes but doesnā€™t comment??
maxfewtrell who could this be?
ā†³ yourusername i have no idea šŸ¤”
user5 the club photos and now this? the evidence is STACKING against them
yourusername added to their story!
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f1gossip lando norris talking about his new girlfriend in a post race interview at the hungarian grand prix! who could this mystery girl be šŸ‘€
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user1 MY GOOD LUCK CHARM šŸ˜­šŸ˜­
user2 whoever she is, sheā€™s lucky
user3 max what are you doing here?? šŸ¤Ø
user4 itā€™s totally y/n, all the signs point to her
user5 he totally let that slip by accident and just went with it šŸ’€
user6 did anyone else see y/n at the mclaren garage?
landonorris
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landonorris yeah, my babyā€™s a gold medallist. what about yours?
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yourusername love you ā¤ļø
yourusername did me dirty on the last picture though
ā†³ landonorris i love that one šŸ˜•
user1 heā€™s so proud of her šŸ„ŗ
maxfewtrell there were so many times he almost let it slip
ā†³ landonorris it was not that many
ā†³ maxfewtrell mate, i started a counter
ā†³ landonorris donā€™t believe this, this is all slander
user2 we all knew it, you werenā€™t too good at hiding it
user3 we could tell you liked her from the first video
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yourusername another prize i get to have šŸ˜š
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landonorris ā¤ļø
user1 she called him a prize šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ she loves him so much
user2 his face in the first one šŸ’€
ā†³ yourusername it was his reaction to when i asked what he made
keeganpalmer dude i was about to burst i couldnā€™t keep it a secret anymore
user3 i know they love to mess with everyone
ā†³ theofficalfng mate they do
maxfewtrell good, now heā€™ll stop complaining about being single šŸ™„šŸ™„
user4 maybe sheā€™ll help him get better at gymnastics
ā†³ user5 i can imagine it šŸ’€ lando would be like ā€œiā€™m tiredā€ and y/n standing there with a hand on her hip like a mom going ā€˜really?ā€™ šŸ¤Ø
ā†³ yourusername can confirm šŸ˜šŸ˜
ā†³ landonorris all you guys are getting sued for slander
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rapplesart Ā· 9 months ago
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Random fic idea
Tim drake but instead of loosing his spleen he lost part of his leg.
Tim thought it was obvious he was missing his right leg from the knee down. It was a whole leg that was missing after all. Sure he was wearing a prosthetic made by Ra's' best people.
One he painfully earned after that crazy fucker made him fight a bunch of his assassins one legged in order to "proof himself as the true heir of the bat he saw in him" or something. So sure, the leg might be more advanced than most, and it imitated natural steps a lot easier and even made it possible to easily run without switching to a different leg. Truly it was a perfect leg be vigilante with. But he never even bothered to give it human like appearances.
But apparently the Fam didn't notice. When he returned with Bruce everyone was too reliefed to give Tim a closer look and it just never came up afterwards.
Tim thought they just didn't want to ask about it in a weird attempt of being polite or even caring. Bruce surely did enough research on how it happened on his own. The man spend the whole travel back to Gotham with Tim after all. Tim truly believed the world's greatest detective would have noticed his missing leg.
Except he didn't. Not if he interpreted the way they looked so incredibly disturbed by is nonchalant way of handlinh the boiling hot chemicals that landed on his metal leg. He just brushed it off, the battle continued and since nothing seemed to be injured no one pressed him when he said "Must've missed me after all"
Now, how do you deal with a family that didn't notice you're missing a leg? That's right you fuck with them.
First thing he did was buy himself a few more realistic looking prosthetic leg. It had to be custom made to fit his stump so it took a whole but it was a worthwhile investment.
The first one was Jason. Call it a twisted revenge for trying to kill him but Tim just really wanted him to be messed with the most. So one day when he knew it was only Jason and him on patrol he strategically set himself down to fall. Crunching some spaghettis to ass in a sickening way only to stand up and walk away as if nothing ever happened.... With his foot toned the wrong way around. Insisting on nothing being wrong and Jason being delusional whenever the older boy tried to get him to get medical treatment. He switched it up the whole evening, whenever he was out of sight he turned the fool right and wrong. Driving the guy insane.
Jason did not sleep well that night. He was also top weirded out and unsure if what he saw was real to talk about it with anyone else.
Then, he challenged dick to a flexibility contest seeing how far they han bend their knees and feet. Even Mr bones are a social construct gymnast Richard Grayson looked horrified as Tim stood there, food bend almost in half, knee twisted to the impossible and what looked lihe a bend in the middle of his leg. Dick claimed cheating except the thing that greeted him when he demanded Tim to puch up his pant leg to expose his trick was a normal looking leg. The first Robin did lots of stretches in the following weeks. His pride was hurt after all.
Finding a way to mess with Damian was a bit more difficult. The brat still made a bunch of harsh comments again and again and he really wasn't close enough with Tim to be easily gaslit. The kid was a trained assassin and was probably used to a bunch of weird shit considering everything Ra's. So Tim decided he could go a bit more gory on Robin than the others. So one night he sat in front of Damians room, in the dark hallway and waited till one of his pets passed him. Once Alfred the Cat came along he made some louder coping noise that would Definetly make the kid look out to check on his animals. It worked just as planned, Damian peeked out his door to see Tim, crosslegged and barefoot on the floor, seemingly cutting off his toe to feed the cat. In reality it was nothing more than a cat treat and carefully picked, animal safe food coloring.
The kid scremed at him, threatened to stab him, punched him real good for harming his cat and took off with said cat to find Alfred so the older man could check on the poor kitten. Of course not beforeaking sure Tim was in an adequate amount of pain on the floor, with his 'injured' food secured to the floor with another knife. Only to return with a worried Alfred on tow to see Tim, standing two whole bare feet with a confused expression and a bag of cat treats in the hall.
Tim got a broken nose for it but it surely was worth it. Especially once he quietly whispered a 'no one will ever belief you' to the kid in passing. He might have traumatised the boy a little but Tim fought it justified for all the attempted murder he suffered.
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seumyo Ā· 8 months ago
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BAKUGOU KATSUKI āœ° 3:58
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No amount of hectic schedules, exhausting patrols, rowdy villains, and never-ending legal paperwork could ever keep Bakugou from attending his daughtersā€™ extracurricular activitiesā€”because heā€™d literally go through literal hell and back than to ever see a disheartened pout along with the silent treatment after he gets home from work.
You think heā€™ll ever miss any of his daughtersā€™ milestones? Fuck no!
Bakugou insists on being at every event, his phoneā€”and even an actual camera during a good dayā€”in hand, his heart swelling with pride and unconditional love that makes his chest figuratively hurt; it might as well be a medical problem at some point.Ā 
Because, if anything, Bakugou Katsuki is a father first and a hero second.
ā€œShit, ā€˜m late. Have they started yet?ā€
Heā€™s sweating as if he just used his explosions to propel himself in the air to get to you quicker, but, in truth, he sort of had to just run since the traffic on the highway today wouldā€™ve only angered and slowed him down. He left patrol to Halfie, who offered to take his shift, knowing how many times Bakugou covered for him when he was in his sonā€™s piano recital.
ā€œThey just started doing warmups,ā€ you answer. ā€œDid you run? Youā€™re drenched to the bone; youā€™re going to catch a cold if you donā€™t get changed into some dry clothes.ā€
ā€œHah, doubt it.ā€ He snorts, though he does appreciate the thought of you bringing him a spare shirt for just-in-case purposes.
You're always the one who thinks ahead, aren't you? Bakugou knows heā€™s a very lucky man to have such a doting, caring wife that humbles him whenever he gets too focused on his pride. The balance that he didnā€™t know he needed!
Ignoring the gawking stares of the other parentsā€”because itā€™s not everyday you see the Pro Hero Dynamight in mundane activities such as watching his kid take gymnasticsā€™ lessonsā€”he looks through the glass in search of his little princess.
Just as he saw her, his lips curled to that oh-so genuine smile, one that just said, ā€œThatā€™s my daughter, right there! Look at how awesome she is!ā€Ā 
Bakugou remembers how his parents were the same and how they were very supportive of his interests and hobbies, no matter how odd they may be for a five-year-old. How often do you see someone learning to take on both hiking and archery at the age of five? Bakugou was sure he learned most skills during his childhood that made him a firm hero in the field today.
ā€œShe has a bit of trouble with tumbling because of her tummy.ā€
ā€œYeah? And does that have somethinā€™ to do with my awesome cooking?ā€ Bakugou replied smugly.Ā ā€œBesides, ā€˜ts just baby fat, and Iā€™d prefer to see her like this than to see her thin but often sick.ā€
ā€œMhm, and she makes up for the cutest ending pose.ā€
ā€œAnd her effortless splits. Have the coaches seen her do that?ā€
You shook your head. ā€œNot yet,ā€ you say, ā€œbut I think theyā€™re about to do itā€”oh! Look, look!ā€
And he does; his phoneā€™s camera is already recording his youngest daughter doing a perfect vertical split, while the other girls somewhat struggle to maintain a consistent posture.Ā 
ā€œSheā€™s a natural, hun.ā€
ā€œShe is,ā€ you chuckle, ā€œjust like her Daddy to a certain extent.ā€
ā€œDamn right, she is.ā€
Bakugou tries to hold back his laughter when your daughter once again attempts a forward roll with the guidance of the staff. Her tummy somewhat makes it a bit difficult for her to do so. The way she hesitates but then does the forward roll, albeit a little lopsided with a smile that shows her adorable tooth gapā€”it was safe to say that your daughter was over the moon with her gymnastics lessons.
Itā€™s all too much for him to take.
And when all is over, he greets his daughter by picking her up and blowing raspberries on her neck that have her squealing in laughter before he insists that heā€™ll be the one to talk to the coaches about the upcoming schedules and the progress your daughter has made.Ā 
ā€œMr. Bakugou, sheā€™s a good listener, and I believe that sheā€™ll be moving onto the next class with the older children in no time,ā€ they told him. ā€œHas she received prior training before this one?ā€
ā€œSheā€™s also taking ballet lessons,ā€ he answers, ā€œbut gymnastics is what she really likes. Ballet was just a compromise since your services werenā€™t available in our area at that time.ā€
ā€œThatā€™s wonderful to hear. Itā€™s a joy to have her in class. Iā€™ve already sent Dr. [Last Name] the schedules we offered, and we are looking forward to having your daughter in the upcoming lessons.ā€
The walk back to your car was light and quiet for a change. Your youngest daughter, Kusami, was out like a light in Bakugouā€™s arms, having worn herself out with socializing, rolling, doing splits, and whatnot the gymnasticsā€™ instructors told her to do. And Bakugou was just letting the simple moment sink in because this is what he considers the most rewarding part of his day.Ā 
Time spent with his family.
Bakugou also warmed up to the thought of having to interact with other parents. He chatted with a single father earlier, whose daughter was the oldest in Kusamiā€™s class. It was nice to converse with equally enthusiastic and supportive parents that you meet through your children's extracurricular activities.
ā€œLetā€™s go through a drive-through; get Katsumi her usual order,ā€ Bakugou murmurs, remembering how his oldest daughter, Katsumi, wouldā€™ve probably woken up from her nap by now and was probably anticipating her familyā€™s return.Ā 
ā€œAlright,ā€ you nod. ā€œKatsumi and Kusami have swimming lessons tomorrow at five in the afternoon, too. Do you think youā€™d get home that early?ā€
ā€œOf course,ā€ he answers. ā€œWouldnā€™t miss it for the world.ā€
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kashverse Ā· 4 days ago
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Hi ! What about babykuna's first fight at school or on the playground ? How would it happen? How would her parents react to the comments of the teacher or the parent of the child that babykuna fought against?
By the way I love your writing ā¤ļø
Coming back on your page is part of my routine, now ā¤ļø
babytoru was first introduced in this post, if you missed it out :P
the playground is truly a battleground of politics, alliances, and power struggles. the young rulers of the sandbox empire have their territories markedā€”some reign over the swings, some control the seesaws, but the slide? the slide is where real power is decided. Ā on this fateful day, all was running smoothly. the queue was in order. kids were waiting their turn, deals were being madeā€”who gets the best spot in the sandpit, who gets pushed on the swings, and of course, who gets the ultimate first slide down. but thenā€”disaster struck.
enter babytoru.
babytoru, the undisputed princess of the gojo household, struts up to the slide like a celebrity at the met gala. she is wearing a custom LV dress with designer shoes that probably cost more than someoneā€™s mortgage, and she is here to take what is hers. babytoru, with all the grace and arrogance of a true queen, points at the slide. "i wanna go first."
everyone in the queue freezes. it is a declaration of war.
the kids exchange nervous glances. no one dares oppose babytoruā€”not because theyā€™re scared of her, but because they knowā€”somehow, she always gets what she wants. so naturally, the line parts like the red sea. babytoru hops onto the slide, smug as ever. but what she doesnā€™t realize is that in her moment of unwarranted self-glorification, she has landed in the worst possible place.
babykunaā€™s spot.
now, babykuna is not one for dramatics. but she is also not one to be disrespected. and right now, she is disrespected. babykunaā€™s chubby little arms cross over her chest. her lips purse. her four-year-old glare is burning with the fury of a thousand betrayed souls. babytoru, completely unbothered, smirks at her. "you can push me now."
the playground goes silent. the kids hold their breath. babykuna does not hesitate.
she shoves babytoru.
it is not a graceful shove.
babytoru goes tumbling.
she hits the slide at maximum velocity, flipping over like an olympic gymnast who wasnā€™t ready for their routine. and thenā€”
SPLAT!
she lands face-first into the sandpit. the horrified screams of the playground fill the air. babytoru is motionless. for a moment, the world stands still. and thenā€”
she wails.
"MY DRESS!"
babykuna immediately starts crying too. "you stole my spot!"
now there are two very loud, very distressed toddlers crying at top volume. the playground is in chaos. some kids have fled the scene. others are watching, fascinated. the sandpit kids do not care because they are deep in their own battles. meanwhile, the fathers arrive.Ā 
gojo, upon seeing his daughter crying in designer fashion disaster, immediately crouches beside her, trying very hard not to laugh. ā€œoh my babyā€”oh my god, you shouldā€™ve seen how you fellā€”wait, no, i mean, are you okay?ā€ babytoru sniffles dramatically, lifting a sand-covered hand. "my dress is ruined."
gojo bites his lip to stop a grin. ā€œitā€™s just a little sand, princess. we canā€”pffftā€”wash it off.ā€ babytoru glares, lower lip wobbling as she lifts her sand-covered dress.
"this is LOO-WISSā€¦ VUHHā€¦ VUHEEā€¦ VU-TON!"
gojo loses it.
ā€œpffftā€”yeah, okay, weā€™ll get your ā€˜loo-wiss vuhee vu-tonā€™ dry-cleaned, princess.ā€
"DADDY!"
meanwhile, sukuna is having a different kind of breakdown. his daughter, his sweet babykuna, is standing there, red-faced, tears streaming, looking both guilty and furious at the same time.
"you okay, kid?"
babykuna, between deep sobs, hiccups, "sheā€”she STOLE MY SPOT!"
sukuna, massaging his temples, exhales, "yeah, yeah, kid, i saw. and you, uhā€¦ handled it."
he takes out a tylenol. he dry swallows it. "youā€™re gonna apologize," sukuna sighs. babykuna stomps her tiny foot. "she should apologize!"
babytoru, still wiping sand off her precious LV dress, gasps.Ā 
"you PUSHED ME!"
"YOU TOOK MY SPOT!"
"YOU TRIED TO MURDER ME!"
"IT WAS A SHOVE!"
"MY DRESS!"
"MY SPOT!"
gojo bursts out laughing. sukuna rubs his face in pure exhaustion. this is going to be a long day.
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thegnomelord Ā· 5 months ago
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You're walking alone at night, the streets are well lit and the air cool enough to make you go at a brisk pace. Nobody is out this time of night, not even a lone taxi to break up the quiet.
You're looking at your phone so you don't look where you're going, and bump into somebody. It feels like walking into a tank, the man doesn't even flinch while you almost fall on your ass. His hand grabs you before he can and your eyes naturally follow the firm muscles of his arm before looking at his handsome face.
He's apologetic about being in your way - "that's alright lovie, wasn't looking where I was going." - he says despite you having walked into him. Turns out he's walking in the same direction as you, and he doesn't look like some mugger, so you chat while you walk. He's a charming devil, dark skin looking ombre under the streetlights that turn his brown eyes a polished amber.
You learn a lot about him; his name is Kyle, he's in the military and coming back to the base from a bar, he used to be a gymnast. He even tells you of how he fell out of a helicopter, soft voice turning into a rumbling little laugh to make it lighthearted and you don't notice when you start laughing along. He's just so easy to talk to.
You don't even notice him leading you off the beaten path; some shortcut he knows. Some part of your mind, that dumb dumb animal, bleats deafly in your ear, but it's his smooth voice that bounces around your skull and pulls on your strings to keep you putting one foot in front of the other.
Next morning you wake up back in your bed (how did you even get back home?) and it's not until you go shower that you notice two puncture marks on your neck.
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peppermintmagicianlynn Ā· 7 months ago
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Bernard Dowd: Unsung Gymnast
Because in that Chaos Monster Tag-Team battle scene, I can't stop staring at these moves:
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Sir? Excuse me, sir? Can we talk about you doing a fucking cartwheel to kick some dude in the face? Donā€™t just yada-yada over that part; what the HELL kind of martial arts training did you get? Capoeira?!
And that's a one-handed cartwheel he's doing, WHILE being spatially aware enough for it to connect AND fast enough that the guy didn't see it coming. He had to have done that as easy as breathing, so like, is stuff like this just natural to his style? Can he do OTHER gymnastics moves?
I need them to hurry up and show Bernard in another fight scene; I need more examples to figure out what his style is. And stare at. Tim agrees with me.
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sw33tsuccubus Ā· 1 year ago
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youā€™re best friends who kiss
likes kissing your cheek. itā€™s just where his lips go. if heā€™s excited, like after winning capture the flag, he kisses your lips and then gets all flustered. itā€™s like the first time all over again. gives you these big bear hugs that make you warm. nuzzles his face into your hair during these.
has been jumpscared by a bee before. maybe he jumped into your arms and shrieked. just maybe.
itā€™s rare the two of you can cuddle. camp is always so busy. whenever you can, though, itā€™s always so sweet.Ā sometimes you lay on your back and he drapes an arm and leg over you, his head on your shoulder with his breath lightly tickling your neck. sometimes his arms lazily wrap around you, face in your hair, legs tangled together. occasionally heā€™ll spoon you while you cuddle one of his plushies.
speaking of his plushies. he has a few, and theyā€™re all sea creatures. a crab, a squid, a shark, a clownfish, a seahorse, a dolphin. heā€™ll be offended if you think theyā€™re silly.
kind of embarrassing. will brag youā€™re the best at something even if youā€™ve never done it. has an ā€˜i ā¤ļø my girlfriend/boyfriend/partnerā€™ shirt.
you guys have bracelets of each othersā€™ color schemes. thereā€™s a charm related to your godly parent on there. the one he gave you is blue, and it has a trident charm.
he paints his nails with you. more often than not theyā€™re royal blue, but sometimes he paints them your favorite colors. heā€™d love to match you, smiling at your hands whenever your fingers are intertwined and he can see.
smells like the sea naturally. he uses cologne and scented shampoo, but you can only smell them if heā€™s pressed against you.
leaves clothes at your cabin just so you can wear them. gets so giddy if you do. denies any accusations that he does it on purpose. he makes sure itā€™s always his favorite clothes too, so it smells just that much more like him since he wears them more.
when you start talking, he zones out of everything in the room. partly because heā€™s hyperfocusing, but also because he chooses you over anything else. maybe he has heart eyes. just maybe.
heā€™s into pda, but he listens to your boundaries. in love with holding your hands. heā€™s be a little disappointed if you wouldnā€™t let him but heā€™d understand.
has tried impressing you by flexing. yeah, heā€™s muscular, but it was so funny. heā€™s talking with a friend, sees you, and immediately shows off. please donā€™t laugh, heā€™ll cry about it.
heā€™s dramatic. pouts and whines if you laugh at him for being childish. pouts and whines if you donā€™t laugh at one of his jokes. pouts and whines if you donā€™t hang out with him at least three times a day.
asks to spar with you. heā€™ll hold back to see what youā€™re capable of and then match as best as he can. if he cuts you, heā€™s apologizing and almost screaming. if you cut him, heā€™s laughing it off and telling you heā€™s okay. itā€™s fine if thatā€™s not your thing, though; you can watch him :) at first, you think heā€™s being egotistical when he offers, trying to show off, but itā€™s kind of cool to watch. heā€™s like a gymnast, or a figure skater. his motions are just so fluid.
he likes to go swimming at least once a week to keep himself grounded. if you donā€™t want to come, heā€™ll collect you something from underwater. a pretty rock, a seashell, some random ocean treasure. heā€™d be ecstatic if you came with him, though. picking you up and twirling you in the water and splashing water at you.
does not shut up. he lays there and yaps about his day with his head on your lap and your hands playing with his hair. tells you about his favorite movies while walking with you around camp. he complains about any inconveniences with his cheek pressed to the top of your head, his arms wrapped around you.
that being said, heā€™s also a great listener. he sits there and nods along, smiling and adding small quips where needed. if you need advice, donā€™t ask him!! no matter how much you love him, he gives terrible advice. heā€™s quite reckless.
heā€™s protective. not overly so, but he is. heā€™s watching over you during training, heā€™s worrying if you ever go on a quest without him, heā€™s standing up to anyone at camp or at school who says something about you. if you got injured during the Battle of Manhattan or the fight against Gaea, he would be very worried and so so mad. he would put everything at risk for you.
he gets jealous sometimes and itā€™s funny, seeing him pout and reach for your hand. heā€™ll gently laugh at you and tell you how he feels about you if you ever feel jealous.
dating him is an experience.
he has some mood swings. heā€™s normally a happy, funny guy, but sometimes he gets sad thinking about his past and all the friends heā€™s lost. he gets frustrated and angry sometimes, when things donā€™t go his way or if things start piling up.
if heā€™s upset, he tries to avoid you so that he doesnā€™t snap at you. once heā€™s feeling better, heā€™ll come to you and hug you, which lead to cuddles. he doesnā€™t say much when this happens. either itā€™s silent, or you can talk to him and heā€™ll listen to each word.
heā€™s such a sweetheart. heā€™s always thinking about what you prefer and your interests and heā€™s always trying to be a gentleman for you, though his silliness makes it funny.
heā€™s all in all a caring and sweet boyfriend.
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shonen-brainrot Ā· 1 year ago
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Biker boyfriend!Bakugo, who tears through the city streets on his expensive motorcycle, always insists on taking you for rides that make your heart race. He revs the engine, smirking, "Hold on tight, you wouldn't want to fall off and slow me down, loser."
Biker boyfriend!Bakugo, who has a penchant for leather jackets. Whenever he catches a glimpse of you strutting around in those leather pants and jacket, showcasing every curve, his brain practically short-circuits. His cock down there, twitching like he's got a mind of its own, and he's doing mental gymnastics to resist the impulse to sweep you off your feet right then and there to fuck your always-tight pussy senseless.
Biker boyfriend!Bakugo, who takes pride in his rebellious nature.
Biker boyfriend!Bakugo, who views the world with a mix of arrogance and determination.
Biker boyfriend!Bakugo, has you wrapped around his finger. You find yourself hooked on your man - his deep voice, that strong touch sending shivers down your spine, the heat radiating from his body, and the icy stare of his crimson eyes. He's your personal addiction, a drug you crave every single day, or else your whole system goes haywire. And let's not even start on the days he struts around in his biker gear, rocking those heavy boots like he owns the damn universe ā€” now that is a fix you can't resist, feeling yourself getting wet at the sight itself.
Biker boyfriend!Bakugo, who whisks you away for midnight rides through the city when sleep is just a distant thought. Because sometimes, words are overrated, and you both crave the electric silence where it's just about basking in each other's warmth and existence.
Biker boyfriend!Bakugo, who gets a kick out of how you dig the thrill of speed just as much as he does. But, of course, he's always playing it safe when you hop on the back with him. Gotta keep you in one piece while enjoying the ride, right?
Biker boyfriend!Bakugo, who hooks you up with matching dark helmets because, let's face it, you both need to roll out looking as mysteriously cool as humanly possible when tearing up the streets together.
Biker boyfriend!Bakugo, who throws in a spontaneous pit stop to catch the sunset or soak in the city lights. He casually sits you on his bike like it's a throne, then nonchalantly inches closer, standing between your legs. His hand takes a leisurely stroll up and down your thighs, while his other hand rubs your crotch slowly.
Biker boyfriend!Bakugo, smirking as your moans fill the air, effortlessly slides his hand into your fitted pants and panties in less than a second. His calloused fingers delve inside you, and you can't help but throw your head back, succumbing to the pleasure as he rapidly pumps his digits in and out of you. "That's it, doll, moan for me like the little whore we both know you are."
Biker boyfriend!Bakugo, his voice a husky murmur against your skin as he feels your pussy is already drenched. "Always so damn eager for me, aren't you, baby?"
Biker boyfriend!Bakugo, who has you pinned to the motorcycle with your legs spread after he takes off your pants, thrusting into you right there. He sees it as a 'punishment' for how quickly you got wet for him. He's relentless, driving his cock in and out of you ceaselessly until you're shaking, moaning, crying and begging for him to let you climax.
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superiorsturgeon Ā· 5 days ago
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Neo: *signing* My parents sucked, but Iā€™m actually glad they made me take ballet and gymnastics lessons!
Neo: *winks at Pyrrha* After all, now I can hook my legs over your shoulders when you- šŸ„°
Pyrrha: *frantically hissing* Neo!! šŸ˜³
Neo: Fine, but I KNOW you appreciate how I can hold myself up with only my legs around Jauneā€™s hips when he- šŸ˜˜
Jaune: *pushes Neoā€™s hands down* NEO!!! šŸ«£
Neo: Oh, donā€™t worry so much! Itā€™s not like anyone else knows what weā€™re talking about! šŸ™„
Jaune: *signing back* But still! šŸ˜–
Pyrrha: *also signing* It feels so naughty to talk about this in front of everyone! šŸ˜«
Blake: *watching all of this with a blush* ā€¦so, are we gonna tell them we all learned sign language to make Neo feel more includedā€¦?
Weiss: *pink-faced* I meanā€¦we donā€™t have to tell them JUST this momentā€¦
Iā€™m considering learning a new language, and ASL is one of the options. According to an NPR story a few years back, ASL by its nature has a lot of particular language quirks that you just donā€™t get in most spoken languages!
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applejuicebegood Ā· 8 months ago
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Best-friend!Dick Grayson HCs (Hero!Reader)
Fem!Reader
A/N: I haven't written anything for Mr. Grayson yet, I feel ashamed. This is based of the Young Justice Dick Grayson btw Masterlist
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You met through the original Young Justice team. Both awkward tweens attempting to mirror the legacy of the Hero's the group was founded upon.
He was the unintentional balance between Kalders unrelenting seriousness and Wally's extreme extrorevtism. He could cancel out the chaos of Conner's fits of anger and Artemis's petty fights with Roy. He became your stability within this extremely unconventional friend group you had found yourself in.
Stripped of his family and a normal childhood, it was rare for Dick to grow confident in the stability of any relationship. Only, stability is what you embodied for him. You were like the serene guiding point in a crowd of uncontrollable teenage angst and anger.
In the early days of the team where Dick assumed the position of 'team-leader' was innately his, he would secretly mimic your intense control of not only your emotions but your abilities and skill to hopefully appear more qualified.
To him, your skill is battle was artful. You moved with a grace that he had never seen replicated in any dancer or gymnast that cycled through Haly's Circus. You were entrancing and almost addicting to watch. His footwork and faints becoming tighter and more effecting the more he watched you train, and eventually training with you.
It was how you initially grew close as teammates. Long sparing sessions where you're combat and skill was so perfectly reflecting off of each other. You both would stay on the training pad for hours, trying until you gave in to knock the other off of their feet. It appeared unless, you both were obviously equally matched in skill and fight IQ. With Wally and Megan taking bets on who would go down first, neither of them ever actually paid up since you both would have to tap out from pure exhaustion.
But it was the rush of understanding that made you train with Dick until you both couldn't feel your arms. It was the exhilarating thrill of knowing someone entirely understood your limits and skill as well as they knew their own.
And when it came time for Dick to have someone covering his blindspots, it was you with your back against his. You had spared and trained and bled so much together that your weaknesses and habits had become a second nature.
You knew Dick had a tendency to keep his kicks wider, putting him at a speed disadvantage to regain stability on his feet. Giving you more opportunity to keep his sides covered as he leapt back to cover your right, where he knew you had trouble keeping track of.
It wasn't just your synchronization that made you such a good pair, it was the tenderness you knew that the other needed afterwards.
After brutal missions where your knuckles would be caked with dried blood and the adrenaline high was making you too dizzy to think, Dick would slink his arm under yours and carry you back into the safety of the hideout. He would guide you to a bed, willing you to shut your eyes and breath deeply. He would lean his forehead against yours, having you match the pace of his breath to level your nerves.
He hated it when other people would treat your injuries and he wasn't there. This scared, paranoid part of him had to be present with you. He needed to have his hand open for your to hold in a vice grip as Megan dug the bullet from your leg. He needed to be sitting by your shoulder as you slept, the oxygen mask fixed over your face, so that when you woke up- it could be Dick smothering you in his arms as he silently sobbed against your shoulder. So happy that you hadn't left him just yet.
And as much as he worried about you and the team, it felt good to worry. It felt good to have so many people he cared for and needed to keep safe.
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He helps wrap and clean your hands before and after missions. Smoothing his thumbs over the tightness of your calloused palm. He smiles as you groan in relief as he works out a stubborn knot.
Your his sister in everything but blood. His reminder that he was able to find another family after his was taken.
It's funny in that his last memories with his mother was her asking him if he wanted a sibling. Dick liked to think that she, where-ever her soul rested, pre-determined your presence in his life. That she still managed to give him a sibling.
When you were both still young teenagers, you encouraged him to try for the Gotham High gymnastics team. Thinking that it would be good to separate that part of himself from hero-work. Of course he made the team. And of course you would always be front row to everyone of his competitions. Your voice would hurt from how loud you cheered and screamed as the gold metals were hung around his neck.
He treats birthdays and other holidays very seriously. He's got a list for everyone on the team of things they said they needed or liked. His gifts are so personal and sweet but it's the cards that make you tear up.
Being Hero's from such a young age, both of you struggled with really bad nightmares. It was common when the two of you were 14 for Dick to tap on your bedroom door late at night. His eyes wide and his raven hair tousled across his tight forehead. You didn't have to say anything to each other, at least not until the morning. You would pull back your covers and pat the space beside you, his weight making the mattress dip. You both would lay there, looking up at the ceiling until his weak, hoarse voice would break the silence. 'Can I hold your hand?' You nodded, settling on your side. You poked your open palm out from the covers, waisting for him to lace his fingers over your knuckles. He finally let out a relived sigh, shutting his eyes as he squeezed your hand in a thank you you knew he couldn't say.
He snorts when he laughs, something only you know about since you have been one of the only ones to make him laugh so hard. You find it insanely adorable.
Slightly overprotective. He really hates it when you're out late at night and you haven't texted. A smaller, traumatized part of his assuming the worst. He likes to keep his shoulder close to yours if your walking down a busy street together, or his hand hanging behind your upper back if your making your way through a thick crowd.
You quite literally grew up together. You were there for every embarrassing fumble in conversations and violent breakdown. You were there, side by side, when you got your highschool diplomas and when you immediately had to stop a drug trade right after the ceremony. You were there through everything, and Dick is going to try his absolute hardest to make sure your there for the rest of it.
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allpiesforourown Ā· 2 months ago
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Your post of misjudged stalker shen yuan and the subsequent reblogs gave me a mental image of Binghe doing Light Yagami brand of mental gymnastics to catch his stalker in action and then being smug about being right.
"You thought i wouldn't notice if you walked in with an unassuming jacket to blend in with the crowd? But you walked in exactly 3 minutes and 27 seconds after i ordered and paid for my coffee, just enough time to make it seem natural, while you get to sit and enjoy your drink while I'm still here... ah! judging by the seat you're taking, and taking into account the angle of 36.7Ā° that you tilted your chair in, it's just about right to keep me out of your direct line of sight, but still adequate enough to know exactly what I'm doing at every given moment. trying to be really subtle about observing me, huh? but I've caught you."
The irony of Binghe being so aware of his "stalker" that he sounds like the stalker...
Binghe: You thought I wouldn't notice youre always at the cafe down the street from your apartment every Monday, Wednesday, and Thursday from 12:15 to 12:35? The exact same time I have my lunch break?
Shen Yuan who never even noticed Binghe also visits the same cafe: HOW... HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
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