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you can't tell me bucky isn't the sort of person who would lean in to kiss buck, and when he pulls back, he grins, as he's now chewing on the gum he just stole from buck
#he'd do the same with lollipops tbh.#open the wrapper for buck and hand it to him#a couple of minutes later he'd lean over and steal it; plopping it into his mouth without thinking it weird#he's just a normal guy with his bestie.#sharing saliva? all besties do that#buck <3 lollipops btw#good for his oral fixation#clegan#buckbucky#bucky egan#buck cleven#mota#masters of the air
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"And soda; runs off into the street..." "...and soda... is totally okay!"
#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#jrwi suckening#cw blood#something something cracking open a boy w the cold ones#IF THERE ARE ANY MISTAKES I MISSED I SWWWEAR TO JEBEDIAH. IF I STARE AT THIS ANYMORE IM GONNA DIE IT NEEDS TO BE DONE#ALSO RRRAAAHAHHHGHGH CAN I JUST TAKEA SECOND TO SCREEAAMM ABT HOW MUCH I LOVE SODA AND EMIZEL.. LIKE THERYE SO CUTE....#THEY ARE HOMIES THAT KISS EACHOTHR GOODNIGHT. THEY CARE SO MUCH FOR EACHOTHER. SODA LOVES SODA AND SODA LOVES YOU#do u guys remember how willing he was to share blood w his vampire bestie. like cmon. remember when emizel memorized sodas Soda Schedule.#LIKE CMON.... they just have eachothers backs so much. ouhhh my god... ANYWAY SO THE ART HUH. I FEEL LIKE I SCRAMBLED W IT FOR A WHILE#DRAWIN IS HARD..... i think i did well in the end tho.. i like the lil heart beat effects. and i hope i made soda look Suffieciently Scared#i ALSO had fun w the teeth. i however did not have fun w the walls. if i had more drugs i mightve done every brick in more detail#but i didnt WANNA!!!! this will suffice.I HOPE IT FLOWS WELL&THAT ITS CLEAR... IVE STARED AT IT SO LONG IT IS NOW VISUAL SOUP. HELP!!!#i want my comics to have more Pauses and Space and Thought and Momence. i feel like normally they go so fast. but THIS time#i think i did good.... huuoouhhhh.... comics are HARD art is HARD but i am HARDER. or something. OH YEAH I HAVE MORE ART THINGS#soda was RLY HARD FOR ME TO DRAW FOR A MINUTE..but i like where his design is now. i wanted his hair to be curly swirly.like soda fizz#i THINK thats all my thoughts for now. if u have thoughts u should spill them in the tags i looooove reading tttaaggsss#have a goodnight i gotta go to work soon. maybe. unless the casinos power goes out AGAIN. OR SEOMTHING... UUGHHH MY SCHEDULE IS IN SHAMBLES#I THOUGHT I WAS WORKIN 3 DAYS INA ROW SO I RENTED A WHOLE DAMN HOTEL BC THE JOB PLACE IS FAR AWAY.. I HAD TO CANCEL THE WHOLE RESERVATOn#annd im MMMMAD ABOUT IT!!! like ill get over it ofc BUT IM PEEVED!!!! IM INCONVIENIENCED AND GENTLY AGGRIVATED. BUT OVERALL FINE.#hope yalls weekend goes well. sleep well. if u get the chance to.
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*emerges from the fog* have you heard of my boy called sideswipe he suffers from little bitch syndrome and unresolved trauma he refuses to talk about
I also think he’s aroace—*gets shot*
#LOOK I KNOW HE ACTS LIKE THE STRAIGHTEST GUY EVER BUT HEAR ME OUT—#he never actually shows romantic interest in anyone in the show#‘but windblade—’ he acts towards her the same way he acted towards jazz when he showed up they just form an actual friendship out of it#‘but strongarm—’ besties have you ever hear of having friends#‘but blurr—’ BESTIES HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF HAVING FRIENDS#anyways I really wished we actually got a backstory for him like why tf did he hate autobots so much in the beginning??#why is he such a troubled kid???? they hint towards him having abandonment issues and then never bring it up again like HUH?!?!#and I wouldn’t be annoyed if it wasn’t for the fact that we have a canonical backstory FOR EVERY OTHER CHARACTER OF THE MAIN CAST#we have episodes about strongarm’s days in the academy#we have 1 episode about drift’s time as deadlock and how he found his kids#we figure out what happened to fixit and the rest of his kind at the end of season 2#the only other character like this is grimlock but even then we at least have an EXPLANATION of why he is the way he is—#—being an ex-decepticon that was never really evil but just liked fighting for fun#meanwhile we have NO EXPLANATION for why sideswipe is the way he is AT ALL#he might as well have just popped out of cybertron a hater at birth and he technically would be the same as he is in-show#BUT THEN WE HAVE THE HINTS TOWARDS HIS ISSUES AND I JUST💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥#anyways can you tell that i’m Normal about him#rid 15#rid 2015#rid15#rid2015#tf rid 2015#tf rid15#transformers rid2015#transformers robots in disguise#robots in disguise 2015#rid sideswipe#rid jetstorm
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jayfeather and moleflight toxic yaoi…
Oh wow there's not even anything in the Molejay tag. Is this pair so rare it's not been done yet?
Jayfeather and Moleflight, toxic yaoi, "I named myself after the time I trounced your angelic ass" and "I've personally assigned my entire afterlife to trying to prevent you from causing chaos." They want to kiss each other sooo bad it makes them look stupid. The rituals, they are so intricate.
#Molejay#Better bones au#I'm actually not much of a Jayfeather shipper normally#I know a lot of people who really like exploring all of his potential romances but I'm only into Jaypoppy#And this specific version of Molejay#Jay and Kestrel I adore as like... ''Jay has changed my life and given me the power to question authority''#Jay and Briar I just love as besties#I actually *hate* him and Half as a ship it's legitimately one of my NOTPs#Jay just sits with me as the sort of guy who doesn't feel romantic attraction very often and it ranks low on his list of priorities#He's too busy being a menace#Babe wake up new sexuality on the aroace spectrum just dropped. Hes Irritatoromantic#He only feels attraction based on how annoying it would be to fall in love with the person lmaooo#QPR? No. He is in a CPR. Cahoots Platonic Relationship.#Funny that the only two Jay ships that do anything for me are for two cats who would have died in the same epidemic#Bone babble
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ALSO THIS IS BASED OFF MY OTHER POST BUT kuina woulda made sanji more normal
and after that her and sanji woulda been besties in bullying bullying zoro, he is being tag teamed and Both of them can and are beating his ass
#you know that jojo meme of the two guys beating someone up and a third guy just Joins also#thats sanji and kuina. but with two people#oda had to kill off kuina because she wouldve struck too much being normal at sanji#god killed her off because god knew that they would be unstoppable as besties#kuina trains 1v2 w/ em [zoro hired sanji to see if they could Even knock her down when not seriously training] and Can beat both of em#zeff walks out one day to see his son and his sons greenass boyfriend family guy deathposing on the deck#and kuina just standing there calling them dumbasses#he watches patty and carne throw a pouch of money to kuina [they thought she would lose a 2v1] [she has made 1000 berries]#shimotsuki kuina#kuina one piece#kuina#black leg sanji#sanji#roronoa zoro#zoro#one piece#op#one piece thoughts#zs childhood au
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literally no one talk to me
#south park#south park fanart#craig south park#craig tucker#craig tucker south park#david south park#david rodriguez#david rodriguez south park#tweek tweak#tweek south park#tweek tweak south park#lil baby stan marsh right there#i tried to point em out cause im lazy but thats stan yammering like a dumbass and david next to him blushing cause hes such a moron and hes#lk into it as a fellow idiot. but stan's stupider and that grinds his gears#positively and negatively lol#and then tweek beat up david :/#but theyre besties now :)#kyle broflovski#kyle broflovski south park#kyle south park#elf king kyle#anyway can u tell im normal abt pretty elf man lol#the guy flirting w him over there is my nk the dragon born#im literally obsessed w my ocs dont touch me#the light of my life the wind beneath my wings#but yeah i was just practicing kyle and he appeared cause theure gay#shld draw him w princess kenny too i 🥺#anyway dont look at me#stick of truth#sp snow day
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Can you imagine the dynamic Venus could have had with Casey
#tmnt#tmnt tnm#because listen she is close with Raph who's normally besties with Casey#and she and Donnie roast each other which is often the dynamic Donatellos have. With Caseys#and like if he had 03 Casey's backstory Venus would like. idk how to explain but like#they would pick on each other so much and learn from each other so much#i think mostly initially they'd kind kf avoid each other just because they're so different#but they're also both very loyal so having mutual friends would mean they matter very much to each other#in the letters Venus is April and Casey's go to babysitter but seems to mostly be friends woth April#which I think makes sense because again she and Casey are very different#but I think once they become friends / once in a while when they find themselves hanging out because of April and the guys#they could have a lot of fun together#also just a fun group dynamic like#Raph and Casey doing their thing. Venus thinks it's dumb. Casey gets defensive#Raph immediately takes Venus's side. sorry Casey that's his sister#Donnie Venus and Casey on the other hand. it's a bloodbath and everyone for themselves (with much fondness between them)#that's enough tags yellow
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okay so I know 7x04 is from Buck's POV, so the characters are a little off to reflect Buck's feelings and perceptions. But rewatching it today, why did it feel like Eddie was the only one that was vastly different from his normal self? To the point it was a little disorienting. Even some of the line delivery (like the trivia/babysitting thing) were not how Eddie typically delivers things. Like yeah I get that everyone is a little different in Buck's mind, but the more I watch it, the more I realize that Eddie's character shifts more as the episode goes on and Buck sinks deeper in his jealousy. And while the episode focused on Buck, Buck is focused on Eddie. So it felt like the obvious differences to his usual mannerisms were highlighted.
#eddie diaz#911 abc#just thinking thoughts#really though it was kinda wild how different eddie felt in this one compared to any other character#even the emergencies for this one kept the team pretty separated#ravi felt normal#chim felt normal#maddie felt normal#don't know that other guy yet#so can't say much about him#but eddie was just wild af the whole time#my favorite part was buck's face when that man rejected buck's offer to get his jeep and drive eddie#like sure you wanted that dude's attention or whatever#but you were also prettttty unhappy that he got to take your bestie to seek medical attention#meanwhile you were self isolating because you were sure your bestie hated you and you were too nervous to face his anger#which really was just your own anger at yourself you were projecting#we all know eddie thinks you do no wrong sir#literally#your first kiss with the man you were talking about maiming eddie#when eddie does not feel like you maimed him#we call that guilt
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hey how much is sapnap and matpat in the new tommyinnit video, i want to watch but i don't really want to see them
Matpat isn't in it. Sapnap is but it's just Tommy seeing him coming out of a store, asking if he's fucked up mentally, sapnap says no and Tommy is like "nice seeing you" very dryly and sarcasticly, and leaves. A lot of people say Tommy was being a bitch to him on purpose but he has autism and I ALSO have autism so....idfk
#asks#also the matpat thing is prob just personal preference BUT in case it isn't#he's....fine. I've heard people call him transphobic and i have no idea what the fuck they're talking about?? he's outspokenly an ally and#his cohost on gt live is nonbinary??? he includes nonbinary options in all of his gener surveys????#i think it's literally just because of his videos when he was in college and didn't “get” trans people but he LEARNED. and he learned fast#every accusation I've seen against him was either old#bullshit/made up#or purposely bad faith (like the pope thing??? he literally gave the pope a video game because he wanted to give him something that#represented the video game community while also having a kind message because it's traditional to bring gifts representing your community#and people act like it was a pusposeful intent to be cruel and evil and overshadow real genocide or something??? i read a rant on it and wa#like#...THIS ONLY MAKES SENSE IF YOU ALREADY HATE HIM AND ASSUME HE HAD BAD INTENT.#They hated him FIRST and then tried to justify it.#it's so dumb???!! it's so dumb. what the fuck#people also call him ableist and that's just as stupid and i- i need to stop my point is. free him he's literally just a normal guy#a normal guy who learns stuff over time?? like humans do????? and grows as a person?????#fuck twitter and fuck cancel culture. matpat rocks and i think he's fucking cool as shit. FUCK#matpat...strokes the screen....matpat I'm so sorry for what they did to you oh my godddddd#matty patty.....matty patty I'm so sorryyyyy#pookie I'm so sorry for what they said abt u I'll avenge u i prommy <3 ur so slayyy literally so slay don't let the h8ers get you DOWNNN om#he's a legend and he's genuinely not an asshole he's just kind of a himbo dumbass who has to have ash explain to him what a tumblr sexyman#is. he's just out of touch if you explalin to him he'll go “oh okay!!! i support you!!”#HE'S TRYING HIS BEST!!!!!!!! RAAASGUGUUHHHHH#matpat supporter i am a matpat supporter i am a matpat fan and bestie#he's my little blorbo he's my silly little guy my dumb theory man#you're allowed to hate him idc i just don't think saying he's an irredeemable monster who needs to be beaten up is fair.#you could say#.... he's “annoying at first”#get it? but yeah i think “i find him annoying and hate him personally” is fine but “he's evil and actually morally duplicitous” is unfair.
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i still get so sad when i think abt mcu steve. whyd they do that to him
#guy never draws never talks abt the howlies doesnt get to make Cap Speeches#and then fucks off to the 40s to go Dance with Peggy sans his lifelong bestie#where he will presumably be chilling and vibing and not messing up the timeline by. rescuing said bestie#normal behaviour. why did they do that to that man#kayvswords#sometimes in my heart of hearts i just pretend mcu steve died bc this makes more sense and is easier#(bucky voice)
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crack concept (please don't take me seriously)
modern Theon listens to a playlist that is very similar to this in concept, completely casually and unironically. he does the little head bops back and forth as he listens and really just gets in the zone too (cause he's a cutie patootie). Robb asked why one time, very politely, and Theon just shrugged him off and changed his music back to his trashy teenage filth to keep him from pressing the issue.
he likes whimsical fishy music and imagining being at the aquarium, or, better yet, the sea.
this little shit tears up a little listening to it (cause he's just a little guy)
#he also has random fish (and animal in general) videos saved to his phone#real isopod hours???#every one he sees he saves. likes. and comments on.#isopod eating spaghetti???#of course#aquarium channels???#yup#(his favorite animal is a whale... which one you ask? it changes. but for the longest time it was blue whales)#he admits to none of this#can't be caught being the silliest little guy can he? no. no he can't.#jon bullies him but might have been the one to gift him sea animal plushies every year for Christmas#(no tag. just a piece of tape with theon's name written on it. or an insult. normally an insult)#Robb takes him to the aquarium all the time. he's like a five year old at the touch tank#they take bran and rickon with them#(theon has “doesn't know how or why but he's insanely good with kids and they're obsessed with him” vibes)#(he tried to hate it but rickons his ride or die. for lifers. partner in crime bestie)#(they have marching aquarium gift store friendship bracelets that robbs still butt hurt over for not being included)#its nice#he and arya talk about sharks and orcas (they cheer on the orca's that destroy yachts)#ok ill shut up now#he's just my little guy#don't take me seriously. im woobifying him. canon theon is no more. now he's just my pookie and I do what I want with him.#theon greyjoy#the silliest goose ever#he's my son your honor
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sigh, time to get engaged I guess....
#do not talk to me I am buying it#we are getting married it's official#you know what I appreciate so much that Blade normally doesn't talk all that much#it's so refreshing#he has like subtle cues I love that in a man#like he can chat a lil but it's not his default he tires of it I like that#after I am not saying who or what u know after that#this is just so refreshing#like just a man who knows how to shut the fuck up love it#he the guy u parallel play with a lot and u just feel getting closer no really I see him that way and I love doing that#like months worth session of parallel play and u just go wow I feel like we are really besties already#he wants to die so bad so it means I outlive him mayhaps but it's fine thas why the ring it will be a good prenup#like I will be taken care of u feel me#hsr blade#hsr merch#Zhongli can still talk my ear of cause it's like whatever you say babygirl I think thas so interesting#tell me about Liyue's rock formations more I like hearing it#Blade is like I savor every syllabyl you've said to me your voice and words it's so precious like please#we are going a lil crazy in the tags today I just have abundand love this month#haha like u know abundance okay I see myself out#but you know he can always destroy this okay goodbye#why would you read all of this are you insane?#get out of my tags weirdo kek
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Headcanons that can and will make up how I write the Marvelous Bats AU I’m trying to actually write
Everyone has a minor upgrade or addition on the powers they have. Eugene has his technokinesis, Pedro is physically stronger than Billy even though they have the same blessing, Darla is faster, Freddy has some minor telekinesis and is better at flying in practice, and Mary’s courage is infectious to the degree of getting people out of being scared frozen in an emergency and getting them to rescue themselves and have the bravery to help others along the way.
Billy and Mary are still twins, she’s adopted by the Bromfields and Billy is newly fostered by the Vasquez’s but they all work and spend time together as a family unit despite the separate home lives
Billy knows how to make portals anywhere with doors, the place just needs to have a door. (He has tried getting the Batcave that way but apparently the car doors of the Batmobile don’t count)
Yes all the Bats know the Marvels identity’s and vice versa, the rest of the League? Nope. Just think Batman mellowed out in his crusade to learn Caps identity
Yes Bruce wanted to adopt Billy, Billy said screw that and Jason pointed out how bad of an idea it would be to have a kid named Batson in the public eye of Gotham. “The Joker can and will try to make a bad joke out of the kid Bruce.” “Yeah Batman, you want me to die in a robin costume of all things?” Bruce just stayed silent for a moment and almost started crying (it’s was only a week later Jason took a good look at the kid and realized Billy is a mini him and Bruce probably didn’t like the Robin comment)
Damian, Darla, and Jon are the true kid hero trinity. Their mission? Chaos
Freddy just about passed out when he met Barbra, the super amazing Batgirl is the super cool lady behind the monitor that’s one of freaking Batman’s most essential teammates? Oh the feeling of finally seeing a super like himself
Tim met Billy and Mary’s parents through his own when he was little, the 3 of them had a very long discussion about cool archeology stuff for a good few hours
Because his hero form is his “full potential” and is very big Pedro asked Jason to help him get from how he is now to his hero form, seeing as his body type was closest. Now they work out together every Tuesday and Friday (school and vigilante work permitting) half of it is actually working out and the other is building Pedros confidence
Batman and Captain Marvel make a point to block and argue heavily against any other Marvel joining the League, Billy is the only one until the rest of the family does meet the age requirement they have. Billy does the heavy lifting expected of the actual Champion of Magic and his siblings enjoy the small town hero life and look out for Fawcett and the Rock when he’s off world, Mary is the defacto leader when he’s gone.
Like how every Bat has their designated Super and sometimes Wonder, they all have a Marvel they hang out with more than others. Mary and Dick hang out and bond over being the unfortunate voice of reason siblings, Darla is the childish influence making Damian act more his age and love doing it. Billy and Bruce are the respective “heads of the family” and Bruce checks in a lot on how Billy’s life is going with the occasional leadership tip thrown in to help with hero work. Jason tutors Pedro when they’re both visiting, if they cross paths on the job they’ll talk sports a lot. Freddy and Eugene talk a lot about strategy’s, games, gadgets, and superpowers with Barbra and Tim.
Tawny and Alfred are golfing buddies, they also build miniatures of flag ships together and talk about their weird family of supers over tea
Eugene has hacked the Bat-computer on multiple occasions, each time to make an edit to any files Bruce makes of the family, mostly something childish like adding “the amazing” or “the super awesome” before their hero names in the files. But one hack he did was into his contingency plans files, which nearly gave Bruce a heart attack thinking there was going to be another accident that would almost kill his friends.
The hack was the change of “Further research needed to figure out a strategy for neutralization, for now the best strategy is to trick or force them into using their trigger phrase to de-transform before incapacitating them” to “let their siblings deal with the situation”
The Justice League’s first introduction to Captain Marvel was during a “Superman is being affected by Red Kryptonite” situation. By the time they caught up to him in Fawcett their resident hero was helping the man up and panicking over how much he hurt him trying to wrestle the Kryptonite off him, they offered him a seat with them by the end of the week after satellite imaging showed that he led Superman into the air after he knocked down a building and delt with him without further damage and Superman’s account that he broke his arm and bruised multiple ribs trying to stop him. Billy was 9 at the time and only had his powers a few months at that time so he had no idea how much he needed to reel his strength in and was panicking too much to properly do so either way in that fight.
Damian was jealous that Billy got into the league so young and Bruce still won’t let him on despite his capabilities but realizes Billy only got so far because of a lie of omission and one event where he severely harmed Superman, he’d call his father an idiot if he hadn’t tried to keep an eye on such a worrying individual
The Vasquez’s know their kids visit the Wayne’s every other day, as do the Bromfields, but only Vic and Rosa know about the superhero part of it all. The Bromfields just think Mary is visiting a girl friend and having sleepovers every so often, they aren’t entirely wrong since she does hang out with Cass and Stephenie but they don’t need to know her whole superhero life. It’s framed as a mentorship so that their kids can do their best with the powers given to them with a healthy amount of encouragement in still being kids and attending school, it’s mostly just the two families spending time with eachother though.
Black Adam used to antagonize the Marvel Family but after a fight with Billy 1v1 he saw he was a child and stopped trying to actively kill him, he’s now their weird uncle figure who pops by to show them some fighting moves and try to tell Billy to stop being the champion until he’s older.
Black Adam is closer to the movie version solely for the purposes of expanding the family size, he looks like his classic comic self but has to shift in morals and backstory he had in the movie
The fight happened in a empty patch of dessert outside Khandaq when Billy was 11, no one on the League knows why they suddenly stopped fighting or why Cap officiated the guys wedding but their happy he figured something out so his city didn’t get torn up every month by their fights anymore.
The hero names and nicknames for the Marvel family are as follows
Billy Batson —> Captain Marvel (Cap, the Captain)
Mary Bromfield —> Mary Marvel (Mary)
Freddy Freeman —> Lieutenant Marvel (Lieu, Captain Marvel Jr. (by one annoying reporter))
Pedro Peña —> General Marvel (The jolly green giant, Greenie)
Eugene Choi —> Chief Marvel (Chief, Master Chief (self proclaimed, never used))
Darla Dudley —> Ms./Princess Marvel (Ms., Missy Marvel, Missy (Used for professional purposes) Princess (Used every other time as her choice of code name))
Adriana Tomaz —> Isis (/got the amulet of Isis as a wedding gift from Darla from the Rock, she didn’t know what it was but is happy she got cool powers with the rest of the family/)
Amon Tomaz —> Horus (/name changed from comics to coincide with the change in family dynamic between him and Adriana from siblings to parent/child/)
Theo —> Black Adam/Khem Adam
Shout out to @thefantasmarex for reminding me how much I love these two families together
#Amon is basically their honorary cousin#him and Freddie talk a bunch about heroes and have fierce debates on if Superman could beat Adam#Freddie wins most those arguments once Billy steps in the room and reminds them he broke the guys arm at 9#battle for the batson!: Black Adam vs Batman!#winners: the vasques family#Damian has definitely taught Darla how to judo throw someone#it’s not like visiting would be much a stretch anyhow#Fawcett is basically Philly and Gotham is in jersey#just cross one state line and hello besties#or one magic doorway and they pop out of a random door they set up in the cave for that exact purpose#Jason and Billy spitting facts about the target the joker would put up on Billy’s head for the sake of a pun#the sudden influx of kids at Wayne manor on a normal basis and hanging out with his kids is explained away to the media as#Bruce: oh my son Damian made friends out of state who come over every so often#Vikki Vale: so why is this teenager being seen spending time with your other son Jason#Bruce: big brother program#VV: and this 8 year old with Tim drake?#bruce: he’s tutoring him on coding stuff or whatever the kids these days call it#VV: and this boy next to you that’s a dead ringer for the sons you fostered at his age?#Billy: I just tag along for the in house movie theater and his butlers cooking#Bruce: he does#media thinks that Damian is crushing on Darla after she goes to some event with them and there’s photos of them laughing together#but that’s just cause he’s never laughed in public before#much less brought a guest#darlas just happy people are complimenting her mlp purse on tv#Damian is happy hes winning at seeming like a normal kid with the crushing allegations#Cass and Mary practice ballet together#Marvelous Bats AU#shazam#batman#captain marvel dc
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I know i kept saying shit like "i would love to be a feared warlord's even more feared wife" but honestly being like a "favoured consort" sounds so godawful. But maybe i'm just jealous.
#i know i said i'm not the jealous type but actually i really am#i just control it really well bc i know it's BadTM#but like who knows honestly i'm not that jealous over my actual guy so far#but with my friends it's sooooo like how dare you mention you have other friends in front of me#my guy told me ''you have a better first kiss story than i do now''#and i was like ''oh? where'd you have yours?'' like idc if he tells me ab his exes or other girls he's close with#but if someone i consider a best friend mentions another bestie (esp if they're not a mutual friend) it's like😩 you wound me#/j anyway. please don't think you have to stop talking ab your other friends around me♡ honestly#i think it'd help me be more normal ab it to hear it more often anyway lmao
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its always when u have just finished a big project that ur brain starts spinning the creativity wheel. but u have no energy to actually Make the idea
#i just think. a plantwood fic would go crazyyyyyy hard#if you weaponised. the vashwood reincarnation cycle#hear me out ok. hear me out#chronica after trying to find vash and nai for 200 years discovering a kid who looks Exactly like the records of nicholas d wolfwood#and she Knows vash and the Punisher were besties#so ww is trained up his whole life to be like the earth force's specialest little boy#and then sent out to find The Humanoid Typhoon.#known for his red coat and blonde hair. and his freak brother millions knives#meanwhile vash and nai have become lame ass farmers SIMILAR to insinirate's au. but i will not copy theirs#im just obsessed with nicholas getting to their house and being like huh.... have u guys seen this Humanoid Typhoon around#and nai has to physically restrain vash from jumping on nicholas while saying “no never heard of him. isnt that a kids story lol”#and ww is like damn well these guys arent blonde. guess its not them. and keeps going#but he keeps drifting back to them bc people Talk about them. like theyve cultivated that land for hundreds of years#but theyve never had kids or been married or anything so people Talk obviously#and eventually nicholas is like you know. you guys are hella suspicious#and is like. i know. if i try and attack them if theyre just normal farmers it wont work. why would they know how to fight#except he attacks vash who obviously is loving it and hes like omg noooooooo you wouldnt attack a farmer omgggggg#and nicholas gets pissed off and vash cant help but tease him bc he never thought he'd see ww so young and not bitter#so he's like and this is when id shoot you!#and they end up sparring and vash keeps poking him and saying “shoot” every time he leaves an opening and it drives ww insane#bc how is this stupid ass apple farmer crazy fast and skilled#(meanwhile nai is sipping his Beverage on the porch being like. oh well. we almost got away with it)#anyway ww is mad pissed this goofy looking guy keeps beating him but he still has dinner with them before he keeps going#next report to chronica he's like only interesting people ive met are these lame ass farmers who are wicked strong and chronica is like WHA#anyway ww is like no no. its not them why would it be them. but ill go check again#and then kv are equally as lame if not lamer this time#and ww is like yeah see i was right. totally not the two beings who singlehandedly almost reduced this whole planet to rubble#i think it would be funnier if it was nai that tipped ww off#like “you know you look nicer than you did before. less like a dog and more like a person”#and ww is like “before???? when did we meet before???”
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Really talked about Benjamin with my friend for an hour
#talking about the fact that in LC he legit said straight up that he wanted to be Ayin's special someone#and hold an absolute belief that Ayin's suffering and trauma doesnt mean anything in face of their bond together#and his big promise to Ayin is just that he wanted to stay by his side even if he think he isnt good enough#and him confessing in the end of LC that majority of his decision making was put on a vebrose font of ideal and redemption and protection#but in reality it mostly because he couldnt bear to part with Ayin again#him wanting to take care and be a consoling figure for ayin always and forever#and just#wondering how people reading into Benjamin's behavior if they dont believe that he is a gay man#normal straight guy who only wants to support his bestie on his grand ideal#while claiming that he has always wanted to be the most important person in his bestie life and he is the only person for him#like just bro thing ig
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