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my-midlife-crisis · 2 months ago
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Where has the money gone?
Trump and Elon Musk claim they are looking for missing government money.
Before you believe Trump that they are innocently looking through Government funds, May I remind you that...
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How can you trust a man that stole from children and charities?
Don't believe me?
I love that they are looking for fraud... when one of them has committed fraud.
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will never forgive mr. jeff davis for scrapping the idea of bisexual spencer reid. AND ALL BECAUSE OF JJ ??? first of all, AWFUL PAIRING!! second of all, DO YOU KNOW THE DEFINITION OF BISEXUAL?? DO YOU??
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leupagus · 2 months ago
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It's worth noting that there are some extraordinary people in the world who have been quietly doing the work for decades, and they should be celebrated with all the fervor that we denounce the villains. I first read about Harrison twenty-odd years ago, when he'd already been doing this for about fifty years, and this is one of those guys whose life can, indeed, be summed up by his headline.
James Harrison saved millions of lives. Millions. Not with anything flashy or dramatic, not with profound speeches or brilliant strategy or any of the things we insist are the ways to impact the world. He simply kept himself as healthy as possible so that every few weeks he could go and sit quietly in a room and give away a fundamental part of himself — quite literally his lifeblood — to people he'd never meet, for no pay and no expectation of acknowledgement. (He was, it should be said, acknowledged quite a lot per this article, but that's beside the point.)
When we talk about the kind of people we want to elevate and celebrate in our societies, I often think of people like James Harrison. I hope we get more of him; not just for his blood, but for his heart.
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humming-fly · 5 months ago
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I love how Gerald was trying to keep Shadow from spoiling anything about the future meanwhile literally everything Shadow says and does around Maria is the biggest death flag ever
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everwalldigan · 9 months ago
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(Dick coming to collect Jason after he’s been “wrongfully” captured by the justice league while Batman is off world:)
Dick: Listen, Hood might be a criminal, but he’s one of Gotham’s. And he’s my brother.
JL: he killed 80 people in two days.
Dick: …he’s adopted?
Jason, glaring while bound to a chair: SO ARE YOU???
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izzenithal · 1 year ago
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Percy “Has Been Waiting to Use This Meme as an Excuse” Jackson, and Annabeth “Never Seen a Meme” Chase
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chloesimaginationthings · 7 months ago
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William is the most divorced man in the FNAF universe
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softaestluv · 6 days ago
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Kyle Garrick is competitive, a know it all, and a bloody sore loser.
When you join the team suddenly everything turns into a competition. Chugging a beer, clearing a building, lifting weights, sparring, Price’s attention— anything and everything under the sun.
The two of you drive each other up the wall, sneering into each other’s face with bared teeth and upturned noses. Until the day Simon pinches his temples watching the two of you argue over a game of dominoes.
“Won’t you two muppets fuck an’ get it over with already?”
You laugh, real deep from your core, “Like he could make me cum.”
Cue Kyle dragging you to the nearest spare room to show you how many times he can make you finish with his fingers alone.
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a little part 2 🤍
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pangur-and-grim · 7 months ago
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my heart can't take this......Belphie now dashes ahead of me in the mornings and clambers up to sit on the scale, because he knows that after medicating he gets half a tube of churu
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I cannot emphasize enough that he placed himself there.
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write-nerdy-to-me · 8 days ago
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tadius is a comedian
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emacrow · 2 months ago
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Tim the rejected no.9 2s
"Stop laughing, Babs. I can hear you."
Tim's eye twitched as babs snickered in her wheelchair seat. After saving the missing Bruce. Dick finally realized he wasn't crazy and Bruce Wayne came up with a perfect excuse story for the public to realize that he didn't die.
He'd been researching how to find a replica wig of his hair due to the obvious bright white hair with stardust carefully removed and placed in a plastic bag for anayzling later.
He went to babs' hideout due to Dick, Step, and Duke bursting out in uncontrollable laughter as his No.9 2s wannabe hair color.
It's not like he WANTED This in the first place, but fucking permanent black hair dye doesn't do shit to it, even Harley special hair dye concoction for that red and blue stripes didn't do nothing!
Not to mention the weird fucking behavior that he'd still researching later about from Jason and Damian. He half expected Damian to die laughing on the floor, but he went as stiff as a cement before he could say TTs, his eyes widening nearly comedically before narrowing in straight anger, ran back out mumbling on about something.
Jason went all feral cat in the corner on him. He only took one step in the building from the window and saw his new hair color, then hissed like some perfect replica of a TV static that shouldn't be possible in the human tongue before disappearing back out the window.
He tried cutting it and even shaving all his hair off,but it grew rapidly back to the original length of the rest of his hair in some stardust form of magical girl style.
The bright white hair simply didn't want to go. Thankfully, his eyebrows stayed black, and he could use black wigs when he needed to be Tim Drake.
The great advantage to this was nobody's paid any attention to him while he was going through the wig store as if they didn't recognize him or care for him.
He didn't even get mugged 26 times in a roll when it should've happened, but somehow, the muggers ignored him completely when he was a potential target.
The rogues didn't even recognize him or pay him any attention for a good while besides Harley and Poison Ivy.
He just has to accept it for now... until he went with Batman to tell the Justice League that he was alive and John Constantine staring at him in pure horror.
"How in the Fuck you got a Favor ticket from The Infinite Realm High King?!?"
Part 1 link <- -> Part 3 link
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zarla-s · 2 months ago
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"stop making jokes about swansea being pregnant" i'll never stop
(from this meme)
[patreon]
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berry-bread-bakery · 1 month ago
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Sealfire
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quesadilla-day · 5 months ago
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wen ning my beloved... 💘
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dreamlikefright · 3 months ago
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Leon Cowboy Kennedy! 🪽
(complete with blue herb due to the fact he’s the only character I’ve actually lost to a poisonous enemy)
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oobbbear · 10 months ago
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