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Joel is perfectly sane
#hermitcraft#hermitblr#hermitcraft s10#smallishbeans#smallishbeans fanart#his episode "talking' to other hermits is a fever dream#he's definitely sane#whats next in the joel detective show???
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Let’s amp up the “Jason says ow and the batfam thinks he must be gravely injured” headcanon.
Jason calls Bruce or Dick for fun and says nothing but “goodbye” before hanging up (maybe it’s a dare by Roy who TOTALLY suspects the reaction Jay is gonna get).
Ten minutes late the entire Justice League is scouring Gotham, on the hunt for Jason.
#someone is stuck on Bat-sitting duty#meaning someone is tasked to watch Batman in case he tries to skimp on his no kill rule again#person in question is hyper aware Bruce definitely has ten different ways to taoe them down instantly#it’s not a fun situation for anybody#except for Jason#who’s getting ready for bed totally convinced all he’s gonna get the next day is an annoyed bat lecture#meanwhile every JLA member and their sidekick on the hunt for red hood#hoping they’ll find him (alive!) before they have a rogue batman on their hands#or a rogue batfamily in general#the rest aren’t looking too sane right now either oops#jason todd#batfamily#dick grayson#batfam#robin#bruce wayne#ghost talks#tim drake#red hood#batman#batdad#Damian wayne#alfred pennyworth
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Toji’s Body Irl:
Bonus, this is Toji’s body in his late 40s/early 50s😚:
#TimikosToji#Toji having a quote on quote dad bod after the years go by but still so athletic is canon to me#hypothetically if he remarried into a healthy marriage and his wife made him sane again he definitely gained happy weight#toji#toji fushiguro#jjk toji#toji headcanons#toji zenin#jujutsu toji#jujutsu kaisen toji#dilf toji#jjk#jjk headcanons#jujutsu kaisen
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eleven is fascinating to me because he came right off the back of tens horrible traumatic breakdown after he lost everything and he immediately tried to establish himself as the opposite of that. he is funny and goofy and almost childlike, and he bulldozes on in his adventures with amy like nothing happened at all. but then something happens and his masks slips and it's like oh! the core of this man is still anger. he is so so angry all of the time and this façade is the only thing stopping him from being consumed by it. he isn't over any of it and he hasn't moved on. he is wearing a fez and laughing but under that all that exists is age old anger and grief and it is going to consume him
#i do think that this pit of anger was eventually covered and soothed by the ponds#but he didn't adress it and he couldn't even look at it until he was twelve#when he stopped pushing back and repressing everything and finally allowed himself to exist as he was#but ok listen#its all layed out in the first 3 episodes of season 5 and in the way amy sees him#episode 1. here is the new doctor he is energetic and reeling and fun#episode 2. the space whale comparison. here is the new doctor. he is unthinkably ancient and almost godlike but he is so so kind#and patient and good. he is ancient and lonely but he can't stand to see children cry. so the doctor helps people#episode 3. daleks. the doctor is a soldier. these are his age old enemies. he wants them dead and he will stop at nothing#all logic and reason vanish. he is hitting the dalek with a pipe and yelling his head off while amy watches in horror#like obviously we know why but amy didnt#this is not a sane or rational man he is unstable and angry#and in that episode he was stripped back to what he largely is: hate#you would make a good dalek ect ect ect#anyway 3 episodes with 3 very distinct and equally definitely traits layed out like: here you go#i don't like elevens era much but those first 3 episodes were great#doctor who#eleven#amy#eleventh doctor#matt smith#dr who#dw#i mean idk this is what river literally had to spell out for him#eleven was careening completely out of control#how long til doctor means warrior indeed?#mine
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My first and possibly only time I post my art thanks to my DBD obsession 🫶
#dwight fairfield#dead by daylight#dbd#dbd fanart#i'm going to squish him#he definitely whimpers#baby dwight#most sane dwight main
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the mikes.. the michaels, even...
#fnaf#fnaf movie#mike schmidt#michael afton#michael schmidt#does any1 call him that.. besides william lol#i like the hc that game!mike is freaky tall like his dear old dad#so movie mike being a certified shorty is soooo <3 appreciated.#i really appreciate that movie mike is#like. sane.#hes disturbed definitely but he is still Trying to live functionally hes just. struggling to succeed in that regard#game mike? not a chance. hes an identity-hopping arsonist#i guess thats the difference elizabeth (abby) makes.#if game mike had somehow managed to save elizabeth#maybe he would have turned out ok#movie mike shows us what would have happened if michael DID actually have something to live for#game mike has nothing at all no one . no desires no family no friends nothing. just a death wish and a lot of regret.#btw movie mike is michael afton .. in the sense that he is the movie-adapted versoin of michael afton.#they have different stories obviously but they are INTENDED to be the same person#gnerally that is#i mean. lil sis. responsible for lil bros death. the weird offputting rude pushy personality.#so ill take it as proof that in the games mike=michael#OK I GOT OFF TRACK UM SORRY#now ill never get over how game mike and vanessa never met.#i mean theres the glammike theory but. that is an extremely altered version of mike who arguably isnt awake hes possessing a robot. hes Dea#but according to the movie... they woulda gotten along.#brings a tear to me old eye#my nyart#i miss queue#ah yes.. 4:34 am again garfie baby
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every time I try to discuss the Spyral arc with someone for the Nightwing comics I have to take the Sisyphus route of going “one must imagine Bruce Wayne to be a bad father…”
#nightwing#dick grayson#when mf dies and then gets beat up and convinced to go on a secret mission#secret mission where none of your family knows you’re alive except for your neglectful father#shortly after the death of your younger brother#oh haha his heart just stopped now’s a good time to introduce him to several months undercover operation#hmmm what if I beat him up to convince him#this is a sane father thing#Nightwing deserves better#bruce wayne#look we KNOW he’s not a good guy in half the canon dc comics in the last 2 decades#but seriously I can forgive him in under the red hood but definitely not here#dick grayson needs a hug#and probably a restraining order
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i keep thinking about the odyssey i am THINKING about wei wuxian as odysseus. you were dead. its been years since you’ve seen your family. the child you left behind is almost a man. you wear a face they don’t recognise, you sneak in through the back door. the dog gives your identity away. the world knows it’s you when you draw your weapon. the person you love recognises you by the original symbol of your love—a secret that no one else in the world knows about, still, because they kept it safe for all these years. you get the chance to go back and despite everything, you found home waiting for you; he kept your place and raised your son and he was still there waiting for you when you got back. tell me o muse, about a complicated man i am extremely not okay
#cql#mdzs#wangxian#wwx#lwj#meta stuff#greek mythology#i am not fine i am not sane in the slightest#no idea if i’ve posted something similar to this before#i definitely started my odyssey journey thinking about them but then i got sidetracked with. the actual odyssey#i have been on an absolute greek tragedy bender though so there’s. plenty more to come. but also. HHHHH#the dog thing is so silly but i couldn’t help keeping it in because that is SO funny#this is soooo self indulgent i am sorry for subjecting u all to this#thank u to helendamnation my beloved for listening to all my rambling this weekend about this#jesus. home waited. the odyssey is about many things but it is about a man coming home.#and despite everything. he gets to come home. and he gets it because his home waited for him.#despite him being dead. despite the gods. despite the suitors and the pressure and the doubt.#in most stories home moves on without you but this time. this one time. home waited.#homeric hyperfixation haze
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"Ansbach is so level-headed and tame compared to characters like Varré, he must have been the only sane member of the Mohgwyn Dynasty!" OKAY SO while I find that idea certainly funny, I don't think it's 100% accurate
First, Varré is a missionary-- he kinda needs to be over-the-top in order to seduce the Tarnished into joining the dynasty.
Second, it is heavily implied that-- while maaaybeee not a bloodthirsty zealot-- Ansbach was certainly not. Innocent? (i don't know the words to describe him lmao)
"Markedly different from the finessed swordplay of the dynast, this is an aggressive last resort of an incantation that gave rise to Ansbach's fearsome reputation." (Ansbach's Furious Blade)
"...But an old fear lurks beneath, together with the cold, unflinching discipline that once honed his blade, now employed to enhance Blood Oath and dynastic skills." (Wise Man's Mask)
Ansbach was a cold, vicious, and SKILLED fighter. Dare I say he may have been one of the most feared knights in the Lands Between before he was charmed.
#not at all criticizing people for thinking this way btw!!!!!!#i LOVE Ansbach don't get me wrong#And i also think the idea of Ansbach being the ONLY sane guy in the Mohgwyn Dynasty is actually really funny and also... valid#oh and Varre too. Sure he probably plays into it a LOT but he's definitely still a Freak (affectionate)#elden ring#sir ansbach#mohgwyn#mohgwyn dynasty#white mask varre#varre
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OH GOD OH FUCK
#IM NOT READY#I.. OK I PROMISE I'll START THE NOVEL BEFORE THIS COMES OUT#ORV#AAAAAAAAAAA#THEY BETTER MAKE YJH SEXY AS FUCK!!!!!!!! (he will be no matter what they do it's inherent...#IM NOT READY TO SEE HIM ANIMATED.... DEEP BREATHS. CALM DOWN. I am sane! and normal#sidenote i saw someone's fancast for jp dub and it was actually perfecf???#umehara yuuichirou for yjh#and miyano mamoru for kdj#actually my jaw dropped w how well it fit... esp umehara#i only know him bc my twitter friend likes enstars and happened to hear him but#his voice is so handsome... i think he's 1 of the few jp VAs who could actually do yjh justice#for kr VAs i think there's a lot who can do like a sexy deep voice...#but actually that jp fancast set my expectations too high if they dont cast umehara i'll be sad now KNFND#i think others could fit for dokja but mamoru is definitely a good choice#orv anime
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#really not feeling sane or normal about these photos at ALL#🥵🥵🥵#these are uh#definitely going in my fic inspiration folder#they should also be hung in an art gallery#SO beautiful ✨#he has such magic stage presence 💖#miles kane#omb tour#omb era#fic inspiration#lulu posts
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Tanizaki is a totally normal dude except for how he has superpowers and nearly succeeded in murdering the boss of the biggest crime organization in Yokohoma and was later totally willing to join said organization because his coworker didn't want to and is "closer to 'evil'" than a ex-mafia executive that has killed hundreds of people and claims to be the brother of a girl he's clearly had sex with that looks nothing like him. He's a perfectly average teenager that happens to be a wanted terrorist and has previously flown a helicopter and is willing to commit atrocities for his 'sister'. He has no Tragic Backstory or anything he's Just Some Guy.
#bsd tanizaki#bsd#bungou stray dogs#Tanizaki is so fucking funny to me#He's definitely lying about being Naomi's brother but that makes his level of devotion to her even weirder#Thing is almost all the BSD characters are very obviously freaks at second glance if not first#but you could know Tanizaki for months and he'd seem like a completely sane and kind person (aside from the sister thing)#Until someone threatens him or anyone he cares about and then you realize he's absolutely batshit psycho
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I think a massive facet of Tim's secret identity should be that everyone in Gotham knows that if Tim had Bat Skills, he would simply be a benevolent supervillain instead. A feral little gremlin who would take out the kneecaps of every boomer trying to embezzle charity funds. Like, this is the bitch that's constantly ready to fight God in a Denny's parking lot. He would be out there committing murder every time someone tried to rezone Gotham's voting districts again; he'd just show up in their dark living room with anime eyeshine like, "oh? And you thought you could get away with this? 🔪"
#tim drake#red robin#batman#dc comics#batfam#original#his public persona is so unhinged#so is his hero-to-hero and hero-to-villain vigilante persona#the only facet of tim drake that appears largely sane is his civillian-facing red robin persona#and that's bc he's holding onto his self restraint with both hands#so anyway he's so feral on social media#especially to other rich bitches and corporations who think they can get away with disenfranchising people#tell me he doesn't have regular twitter beef with lex luthor#what gothamite could look at this bitch and be like#'yeah if he knew 28 kinds of martial arts and weapons fighting i think he'd use it Normally and Responsibly'#everyone knows tim drake would have half his own board's heads on spikes on the lawn of wayne enterprises#if only he wasn't a pale noodle-armed child who definitely couldn't get away with murder bc he'd film it on instagram live /s
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ragequit valley
#most sane xbox user#cat ear headphones sam…#got a lot of people on my insta saying shane is the type to ragequit in the cod lobby and this is 100% inspired by that.#he definitely doxxes people#stardew valley#stardew valley fanart#stardew shane#stardew sam#sdv sam#sdv shane
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every time i look at yukimiya im silently hoping he's secretly the freakiest individual to ever roam earth
#freaky as in also terrifying#aint no way the gentleman facade is his real self#the only sane and Normal guy on that gentleman ranking is karasu#pls be really fucking nasty#deep deep inside#like the stalker type#the first love part of his profile........i wont be forgetting about That#wdym you had a crush on your friend's sister#elaborate#kokonui bro#ik he hasnt forgotten about her#interrigating him like You definitely have stalked her now you're older right#yukimiya kenyu#blue lock
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I love making self indulgent art..
I am going to draw them together more it is inevitable
#art#artists on tumblr#jaloparker art#hermitblr#hermitcraft#hermitcraft fanart#helsknight#oc art#helsknight fanart#ship art#self shipping#hermitshipping#it can definitely be seen as not platonic so I'll tag it..#uhh might make a tag for hels and my sona..#helroy#its what ive been using as a duo name for them#(hels + leroy)#i am so sane and normal over helsknight#i promise#source: trust me bro#the little plush cat is named Sylvester btw :]#i was giggling and kicking my legs and twirling my hair so much while drawing this..#im making my sonas ref and sorta tracing over the one i made for hels and i cant stop giigling every time i bring hels on my screen...#chat im cooked#done for#its so joever for me#i need him to be real so i can hold him and be held by him#realistically if he was real i wouldn't stand a chance theres no way id have enough game..#actually who knows maybe the autism would get him#id certainly try my best
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