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ruuggs · 5 months ago

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Joel smallishbeans Hermitcraft intros

This is why im here to watch hermitcraft for the Joel smallishbeans bean hermitcraft intros

where else could i watch such a creative and interesting and amazing and fun hermitcraft intro

#smallishbeans hermitcraft intros is the best thing ever #joel smallishbeans #hermitcraft 10 #he's cooking guys let him cook #he is talking to sheep #sheep people and joel clones in the smallishbeans city #the dating intro is still one of my favorites #my favorite is the detective intro #these intros should have their own tags #he's not manic guys i swear #he's obviously not talking to himself anymore he's talking to sheep its different guys its different #I love “talking” in these hashtags #subscribe to joel smallishbeans bean #the subscribe hashtag is going to be a tag now #Im dedicating my tumblr to this #we are making subscribe to joel smallish beans bean a full hashtag

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cricket-moth · 5 months ago

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kon: the first problem with gotham is that the entire city has seasonal depression.

kon: and the second problem is that the ‘season’ is the entire fucking year.

#dc comics #kon el superboy #tim drake #timkon #incorrect quotes #batfam #he needs his sunshine guys #let him cook

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hinamie · 5 months ago

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binding vow

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #megumi fushiguro #fushiguro megumi #megumi #fanart #jjk fanart #done....collapses #up until 3am last night n sitting fr another 8 hours today to finish....#g o d #the things i do fr him.....#let it no longer b said that i only do elaborate paintings rife with symbolism tht feature gojo. megu my one true muse #as is Correct and Just #real talk tho i was just sketching th things i wanted to include without giving much thought to the Themes #w the exception being the spider lilies lmao I Know What Those Mean #but i ended up with a REALLY good life/death/marriage/loyalty thing going on????#w the lotus/spider lily being purity+rebirth/death #((not 2 mention 'far from the one he loves' like HELLO?????))#also w the temari balls being associated w femininity but having him dressed in groom's attire #like???? 90% unplanned but i ended up both cooking And eating #also happy 2 report that betta fish were kinder 2 me than the koi were :) no trouble from these lil guys #in fact everything abt this piece kind of came easily beyond the initial colour swatch??#thank u fr being an easy subject megu ilysm im sorry abt all the death imagery i dont mean it pls focus instead on th Life imagery :((((#i put a ring on it so u gotta wake up.....cant leave yuuji @ th altar ....#SPEAKING OF THE RING IK ITS ON THE RIGHT HAND we've been over this and its Okay #if i read a single comment .........#sorry 2 that one person who was like 'the next binding vow better be at itfs' wedding' ik this probably wasnt what u meant #but it did inspire me smile :)#anyway i need 2 stop looking at this its been over 24 hours

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shitpostingkats · 1 month ago

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The most important part of the Altissia chapter is when they're being questioned by customs and Ignis looks at their party of:

1) Him 2) A college age punk 3) A man wider and taller than a fridge wearing no shirt and with several enormous scars 4) The actual crown prince of a neighboring country, making no effort to disguise himself

and decides their best cover story is

"✨We are students of the culinary arts.✨"

And it works.

#im still not over this #how tired was that border patrol guy #literally why did ignis go so specific. he could have just said they were tourists #does he know about some secret altissian law of hospitality that means you cant turn away traveling cooks #I feel like we really glossed over the lunacy of this statement #give me the extended bit where all their obvious shit gets questioned #'you look a lot like the crown prince of insomnia'#*noctis having left the last of his fucks in cape caem* 'yeah I get that a lot. I think its the nose.'#'and you sir. how did a respectable student of the culinary arts come by such a large and deadly looking chest wound?'#*gladio‚ seriously wishing Ignis had let him make the cover story* 'Always. Make sure the lobster is dead before you try to serve it.'#final fantasy #final fantasy xv #final fantasy 15 #ffxv #ff15 #ff xv #ff 15 #ignis scientia #gladiolus amicitia #noctis lucis caelum #prompto argentum

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incessantlark · 2 months ago

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krakoa charles...

#he's so cunty in these comics guys it should be illegal #he's proposing to erik btw #his character design in this comic is just so PEAKK #like who let this man cook #get him to do it again #also heavily referenced the lighting from that one panel of him doing that cunty ass pose of his #dw guys i have plans to draw magneto and cherik soon #professor x #charles xavier #xmen #xmen comics #krakoa #house of x #also guys i cant gush enough about the artemus brush set now like wdym i can get so many different strokes and texture with just one brush #my power only grows #asdfadsfa #i didn't realize how much i missed textured brushes until now #my art

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luna-loveboop · 11 months ago

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Currently obsessed with the idea that the boys go to Time for love advice, since "he's married so he knows this stuff right?"

I mean they couldn't recognize a wedding ring??? And neither did he???

And time was saying this in his youth I mean cmon

Twilight: So ancestor. What would you do if like. Malon left to another world and never came back

Time: ... bro Malon called me fairy boy and then we were married like what

Hyrule: So uhh old man. How does one. Meet a girl.

Time: By speaking to her I guess? Or not, Malon did the talking for me

Hyrule: riiiiight...

Wild *no tact*: Hey so like... what if your redheaded wife who's name started with M died.

Time: what?!?!

Wild, undeterred: but like before she proposed.

Time: ...

Wild: and you don't remember if you would have said yes. What's your advice for dealing with that?

Time: ... vent to a fairy?

Warriors: hey old man

Time: no no no not this one asking me please

Warriors: how do I get women to stop coming after me. So I can ya know. Choose without war trying to force me into relationships

Time: I can safely say I've never had that problem captain

Wars: of course not *smirks*

Wars: ok but seriously how do I make them go away

Time: ... wear a wedding ring so they think you're taken, I've got a shiny extra

Time: no no why- they won't stop, I don't know how to do love!

Time: ok well at least I have legend. That kid would never ask for advice, I'll sit by him.

Legend: so old man.

Time, looking forward to a normal conversation: yeah?

Legend: hypothetically, what would you do if you found out Malon didn't exist.

Legend: And her whole world didn't, but it did, and now it doesn't

Time: ...Excuse me for a minute.

Time, writing a letter as fast as he can: MALON HOW DO I GIVE LOVE ADVICE THEY THINK IM WISE

Malon: lol

Happy Valentine's Day guys, have a headcanon :P

The boys go to Time for love advice and Time spouts whatever wise-sounding bs he can, before shoving them all on Malon for therapy when they visit the ranch

Art and comic by Jojo @linkeduniverse! :D

#I'm just??? we have like three different times they went to him with love problems? guys he grew up in a forest raised by a tree #he proposed with a cosplay ring #Malon laughs her head off when he says they're going to him for advice #'babe I had to force you into understanding marriage'#'give me the boys I'll talk to them'#to the boys: 'listen Links don't stop going to him for love advice. ask about the most wierd traumatic shit you've been through'#'cook record his reactions this'll be hilarious'#'he's seemed wise...' 'he don't know shit kids he's quoting me'#Lu time #lu #linked universe #linkeduniverse #little did he know legend was the worst of them all #wars wears the glittery engagement ring he recommended with pride 'sorry I'm taken ladies in case you missed the sparkle'#technically Valentine's Day was 43 minutes ago but shhhh it's ok time doesn't know what love is either #I do not have several of the games or complete information #if I said something incorrect (or offensive ever) let me know :)#love you guys #:)

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demaparbat-hp · 2 months ago

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Yoi is a babe 🫶

A diva, is what he is.

#dema answers #atla #avatar the last airbender #zuko #atla fanart #atla art #the crew #Ensign Yoi #Royal Guard Ming #atla ming #zuko's crew #for the spirits #new gods au #spirit touched zuko #and his entourage of rambunctious fools #Fun fact! If it's Ming complimenting him then Yoi's reaction would be VASTLY different #With her it's either A: nervous teasing to hide the fact that he is actually quite flustered.#Or B: a blushing stuttering dorky mess #Which he'll later deny. Of course.#BUT. He's actually a diva. Any compliment will only serve to stroke his ego and make him absolutely insufferable for the next few days.#Being called a babe? Yeah...you just condemned the rest of the Crew.#Enjoy the pandemonium :D #He's just a cinnamon roll a sweet dorky guy hidden under layers upon layers of Cool Guy™ vibes #He'd listen to power songs and take dance lessons in secret and be a Clingy Drunk. He'd also sing in the shower and adopt puppies.#He'd also be either the smoothest guy in the room or a terrible flirt. No in-between.#He's like...that annoying cousin that's always cooler than you (but is actually just a lovable idiot who cries during Disney movies)#I'm still cooking up his backstory #For the moment let's just say that he was just Too Much for his commanding officers to handle. So they sent him to the Prince's crew.#the rest is history #atla oc

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endcraft · 1 year ago

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i like etho as a mcyt figure because he is like if a computer engineer could be a caveman. like imagine if the guy who invented the watch and the guy who invented the wheel were the same guy. imagine if you were talking to him and he was like oh yeah i also invented the hand axe. and google

#hes like if a grandpa were both a programmer and a luddite #hes like a paleolithic mech engineer #hes like if someone made the internet out of sticks and rocks #hes like if you could talk to a big rock and its like yeah i remember before anything was ever hungry bc life wasnt invented yet.#and also i invented algebra #hes like a guy someone found in a cave hungry and covered in dirt and then hes like wait before you bring me back to society #look at what i made while i was stuck in this cave. and its technology sufficiently sophisticated as to seem like magic. made out of mud #fueled by the motion of earth through space #like you think maybe i should leave him in the cave and let him cook #hed benefit from being around people… but also hes onto something. in that cave

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sometimesmaybespoof · 2 months ago

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When she Half on my Life till I 2

#Spoofsart #Gordon Freeman #halflife2 #half life #Alyx Vance #Freemance #PlatonicFreemance #can be seen as romantic if youd like! i like both versions of freemance! ^^ i just personally adore platonic freenance #seriously tho freemance is such an interesting ship ( platonic or romantic ) im gonna yap about platonic freemance cuz i wanna.#SPOILERS AHEAD !!!!#i always like to imagine that when alyx was told about gordon and who he was/what he did during the Resonance Cascade. all of it was a mix #of stories told by civilians and her dad and Kliner and Barney! all painting him as this heroic silent fearless hero who trashed his way out #of black mesa with nothing bu a crowbar! the aliens and HECU feared him yadda yadda yadda! but then when she ACTUALLY MEETS HIM #SEES HIM FOR HERSELF. hes all beaten up on the ground in his civvies and she had to save him from the civil patrol cops 😭#pathetic little loser meow meow bark woof awwooo whgrhrgrgrgr (im love gordon- )#and she still has that “celebrity crush” ordeal with him #but after hours of fighting alongside him she learns that hes not what the stories painted him out to be #hes just some guy #during ep 2 when youre driving around with alyx. i like to imagine that during every pitstop Gordon just looks around finds nick nacks #thingamajigs and other stuff and shows it to Alyx. like letting his guard down and actually being human instead of in a constant state of #locking in and surviving yknow? anyway where was i? yeah they bond during the roadtrip to whiteforest #small moments of acting like stupid little kids together! and its during these moments that alyx realizes that shes happy with being gordon #s best friend! not a downgrade at all tho #friendships can be just as fun as relationships!#i see romantic and platonic as equals mmkay #anyway where was i?#yeah i drew this on Magma with a good friend of mine ^^ Razzmtazz!!!!#love drawing HL2 it rewired my brain.#love yall even tho i dont post much if at all 😭#i swear im cooking - gaben

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sketchydoof · 21 days ago

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Chai's playing Mozart with his guitar rn

#hi-fi rush #hi fi rush #hifi rush #fanart #hi fi rush chai #chai #we all know guitar doesn't have strings because he has low IQ #guys let him cook alright

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talea456 · 2 months ago

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Forced to be an emperor, only wants to read/write fanfic on AO3.

#love like the galaxy #lltg #cdrama #rewatch #he is the greatest emperor in all of cdrama #what a total cinnamon roll #I just wanna gab about OTPs with him sitting by the fire with some cocoa #such a softy #let the man cook #I seriously couldn't believe him as the bad guy in Princess Royal 'cause he's my comfort emperor!

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shima-draws · 11 months ago

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THAT right there, ladies and gentlemen, is a LOVE CONFESSION

#One Piece #Lusan #Sanji #Luffy #Sanlu #100% A LOVE CONFESSION. STRAIGHT UP.#Wow wow wow can you guys believe Luffy said he can’t become the Pirate King without Sanji by his side. Can you believe that.#Actually tho I feel like this is SO incredibly significant #Like Luffy could easily say this to anybody on his crew but #We know for a FACT that Luffy doesn’t let anything get in the way of his dream #And the fact that he’s willing to give up on it for Sanji. If Sanji isn’t there it won’t be worth it.#Any time a character is like ‘Not without you’ I just. I J SUT #UGH. AGHHFH. They make me ill #And Sanji knows how significant him saying that is too. Bc HE knows how much Luffy wants it #Luffy needs Sanji. He’s his nakama his cook and one of the people he loves more than anything #I am GOING to explode.#Shima speaks #I’m still going through it btw. God. That episode fucked me up forever

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failyaoi · 3 months ago

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Takeda "why can't I sleep at night" Takahashi

#lets traumatise him some more #the one with kenshi isn't related to the first 2 btw #mk1 #takeda takahashi #kenshi takahashi #mortal kombat 1 #mortal kombat #mk fanart #harvart #we gotta put this guy in the worst situations #no matter what mk1 lore says i refuse to believe takeda would like hurting people. i think he just convinced himself he did #ALSO. i dont think takeda was doing stuff liek this often i think he was a debt collector for a loan shark #BUT IM PUTTING HIM IN A SITUATION ANYWAY #also to the people who sent me requests I see em and I'm doing them I just want to put time into it so I can make something nice for u guys #:'3 #I'm also cooking more oc stuff muahahahaha

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kacievvbbbb · 5 months ago

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I love that everytime this dude gets serious, when he really pops off. He possesses all the chill of a horror movie villain.

Dude looking like he came straight from the grudge stalking toward Jogo like that 😭

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kneelingshadowsalome · 11 months ago

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I do not want to sound pedantic and I am sorry if I sound rude but the estimate of König needing at least 3500kCal a day is quite off

I broke down the size of König for @suimon a while ago so that people could understand how big he was and if we are going off the 6'10", which most people see as canon, he would probably be around at least 300lbs to 400lbs at max

Due to him having a very physical job we know he would need more calories than most and using a calorie counter we can guess that if he is 300lbs he would need around 4660kCal while if he was 400lbs he would need around 5522kCal a day but it could be even more if we consider the fact he may want to eat more for many reasons

These reasons could be that due to being a bigger guy he could have a bigger appetite, he could have a faster metabolic rate, he is probably burning even more calories from having sex, he probably does even more exercise than he needs to due to having extra energy that he needs to burn and he seems like an active man who would probably love hikes (I am guessing that he probably would do ten to twelve hours of exercise a day with his job and with the extra exercise he does for fun), he probably wants to bulk out a bit when not on deployment to make up for eating less when on missions but also so he can be a stronger brick wall to protect his family, he probably burns some calories from fidgeting as he most likely would do it constantly such as pacing or leg tapping or messing with a knife, but this is only a few reasons and there could be more

Due to these reasons I would probably add an extra 1000kCal at least which means that at 300lbs he would eat around 5660kCal a day and at 400lbs he would eat around 6522kCal a day (with König who is a foodie I would not be surprised if he gets up to 7000kCal or 7500kCal a day especially if his partner loves to cook as he will just burn it off)

Sorry if I am being a bother I just wanted to share this information and I feel sorry for whoever he lives with as they would probably be cooking a giant batch of meals worth around €300 that probably only lasts three days (you would probably need a giant kitchen with an extreme amount of cupboards and a few fridges and freezers to fit all the food for this man, at least with his job he can afford it)

Also this may not be fully accurate but it is based on what I know from exercising and calories, but also assumptions I have made based on what people headcanon for him

You're not being a bother and I'm kissing you on the lips too solely for putting up with all that math, also printing this out as a part of the official König bible, thank god for pedantic people like you!!!

#guy burning extra calories through fidgeting and toying with his knives I CAN'T #let me cook for him!!!#I can't afford it but he can so it's no trouble at all trust me

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 years ago

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Culinary appreciation

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #xiao xingchen #lan jingyi #lan sizhui #jin ling #And the mysterious red and green lads! Gosh I hope nothing bad happens to one of them in 6 days.#ouyang zizhen #nameless red disciple #(Note for latecomers: I did not tag Ouyang Zizhen in any of these comics until I made the red vs green poll. Where only one could live.)#I think a lot about how wwx thought about how he'd want to be friends with xxc #then him 'meeting' xxc and trying to save him. With flamin' hot congee.#It's true that many friendships can be forged via food. I have a hunch this one wont turn out so well #Let's give a good round of applause for xue yang for his outstanding performance. He nailed the role of xxc #specifically the fact that xxc if the kind of guy who gets handed dirt 'milkshakes' and leaf potions that children brew and drinks them #Then says he loves it.#I know we still have a day left on the cooking poll but I wanna just say that I think wwx also cooks like he's making dirt and leaf potions #in the sense he cooks by vibes alone and it does not always turn out well for other people #His little moment of throwing shade at the juniors for not knowing what good food (spice tolerance) lives rent free in my brain #sorry to break your confidence king; the one guys who said he liked it was lying to you because he wants something from you.

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