#he's cooking guys let him cook

[ruuggs]

Joel smallishbeans Hermitcraft intros

This is why im here to watch hermitcraft for the Joel smallishbeans bean hermitcraft intros

where else could i watch such a creative and interesting and amazing and fun hermitcraft intro

[cricket-mound]

kon: the first problem with gotham is that the entire city has seasonal depression.

kon: and the second problem is that the ‘season’ is the entire fucking year.

[shitpostingkats]

The most important part of the Altissia chapter is when they're being questioned by customs and Ignis looks at their party of:

1) Him 2) A college age punk 3) A man wider and taller than a fridge wearing no shirt and with several enormous scars 4) The actual crown prince of a neighboring country, making no effort to disguise himself

and decides their best cover story is

"✨We are students of the culinary arts.✨"

And it works.

[hinamie]

binding vow

[incessantlark]

krakoa charles...

[demaparbat-hp]

Yoi is a babe 🫶

A diva, is what he is.

[luna-loveboop]

Currently obsessed with the idea that the boys go to Time for love advice, since "he's married so he knows this stuff right?"

I mean they couldn't recognize a wedding ring??? And neither did he???

And time was saying this in his youth I mean cmon

Twilight: So ancestor. What would you do if like. Malon left to another world and never came back

Time: ... bro Malon called me fairy boy and then we were married like what

Hyrule: So uhh old man. How does one. Meet a girl.

Time: By speaking to her I guess? Or not, Malon did the talking for me

Hyrule: riiiiight...

Wild *no tact*: Hey so like... what if your redheaded wife who's name started with M died.

Time: what?!?!

Wild, undeterred: but like before she proposed.

Time: ...

Wild: and you don't remember if you would have said yes. What's your advice for dealing with that?

Time: ... vent to a fairy?

Warriors: hey old man

Time: no no no not this one asking me please

Warriors: how do I get women to stop coming after me. So I can ya know. Choose without war trying to force me into relationships

Time: I can safely say I've never had that problem captain

Wars: of course not *smirks*

Wars: ok but seriously how do I make them go away

Time: ... wear a wedding ring so they think you're taken, I've got a shiny extra

Time: no no why- they won't stop, I don't know how to do love!

Time: ok well at least I have legend. That kid would never ask for advice, I'll sit by him.

Legend: so old man.

Time, looking forward to a normal conversation: yeah?

Legend: hypothetically, what would you do if you found out Malon didn't exist.

Legend: And her whole world didn't, but it did, and now it doesn't

Time: ...Excuse me for a minute.

Time, writing a letter as fast as he can: MALON HOW DO I GIVE LOVE ADVICE THEY THINK IM WISE

Malon: lol

Happy Valentine's Day guys, have a headcanon :P

The boys go to Time for love advice and Time spouts whatever wise-sounding bs he can, before shoving them all on Malon for therapy when they visit the ranch

Art and comic by Jojo @linkeduniverse! :D

[endcraft]

i like etho as a mcyt figure because he is like if a computer engineer could be a caveman. like imagine if the guy who invented the watch and the guy who invented the wheel were the same guy. imagine if you were talking to him and he was like oh yeah i also invented the hand axe. and google

[somegrumpynerd]

Actually it turns out I had more thoughts about that post that I forgot about lol

Would Nightmare actually give up his boys? Yes and no

If it was just a black and white situation of they're miserable, they don't wanna be here, they have somewhere better to be, then yes. He would leave them out to wherever they needed to be despite his own feelings and very quickly realise afterwards just how much he'd gotten used to the noise and company. I think he would get a little clingy with Dream about it, which I'm sure Dream would find very weird after everything but not unwelcome, he did miss his brother after all.

(If he couldn't attach himself to Dream's side for whatever reason, I think he might just sit in his castle and go insane. Or maybe he'd just spend all day at Ccino's trying really hard to project that he just likes the atmosphere and isn't lonely as hell)

But the thing is, most of them don't have somewhere better to be. Horror has his au, and Nightmare would keep up the supply of food even if Horror said he wanted to quit at this point, so he would understandably let him return home. Killer, Dust and Cross effectively don't have aus anymore though, and they tend to get into self-destructive habits when they're left to their own devices. (Obviously bringing Color and Epic into the mix to make sure Killer and Cross are taken care of eases matters, but Dust doesn't really have any friends outside their group he could go stay with - that Nightmare knows about at least).

The flipside of this is that his boys may not necessarily want to be given up. I think if Nightmare got really in his head about this he could easily end up convinced this is the right thing to do without ever asking them if it's what they want, with potentially terrible results. He's established such a pattern of always returning to find Killer when they get seperated, that if he never showed up Killer might just keep sitting there and waiting for him greyfriar's bobby style, refusing to leave because he's certain his boss is coming back.

[causeimcrayzeebee]

Hiiii, still coping…Listen to me on this.

Actual superhero Tsuno. Sidekick Wada. Facing off against the Phantom Thief of Nagoya and her pyromaniac gf Watari.

I think it’d be silly and fun and I want to give Okazaki the epic rivalry she wants so desperately.

Also silly bonus but I feel like Kamimura and Hasegawa are absolutely like the two detectives assigned to the phantom thief cases and by god, they’re trying their best.

a rivalry for the ages!

this is SO FUN dude I had a blast thinking of this concept n drawing it..... I may have used a bit too many obnoxious colors but hey we like to have whimsy and joy here

this is so stupid but I giggled like an idiot making it

[sometimesmaybespoof]

When she Half on my Life till I 2

[sketchydoof]

Chai's playing Mozart with his guitar rn

[talea456]

Forced to be an emperor, only wants to read/write fanfic on AO3.

[shima-draws]

THAT right there, ladies and gentlemen, is a LOVE CONFESSION

[failyaoi]

Takeda "why can't I sleep at night" Takahashi

[danmeichael]

do i necessarily think that yqy would start vtubing? no. but were circumstances to arise where he would, embracing suspension of disbelief, he would be wildly successful.

you might think it's because he's handsome or charismatic or has a nice voice, perhaps because he's an excellent performer. but you are wrong.

it's because he's a pathetic loser.

the secret sauce to popularity as a vtuber is being scuffed, pathetic, incompetent, or being bad at keeping yourself alive in ways that confound logic and baffle your audience. or all of the above. having a mold infestation in your bedroom might slowly kill you, but it will also get your clips a hundred thousand views.

does he sleep on a mattress on the floor despite having a very high-paying job?

is it his third time canceling a stream for his frequent hospitalizations due to completely voluntary overwork?

has he only eaten frozen meal-prepped meals for the past year and a half?

is he tech incompetent and every stream something goes wrong?

gets so dizzy he falls out of his chair because he's forgotten to eat for the past 24 hours?

handcam mealprep stream and it's the most tragic food you've ever seen?

does he stream in slacks because he doesn't own jeans or sweatpants?

"you know when you cry sometimes and it actually for real fixes you?" ".... i don't think i've ever cried?"

he would unlock monetization on youtube in a week. there would be a dozen drawings of him tits out, cat ears, blushing within hours of his debut.