#he's cooking guys let him cook | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

ruuggs · 3 months ago

Text

Joel smallishbeans Hermitcraft intros

This is why im here to watch hermitcraft for the Joel smallishbeans bean hermitcraft intros

where else could i watch such a creative and interesting and amazing and fun hermitcraft intro

#smallishbeans hermitcraft intros is the best thing ever #joel smallishbeans #hermitcraft 10 #he's cooking guys let him cook #he is talking to sheep #sheep people and joel clones in the smallishbeans city #the dating intro is still one of my favorites #my favorite is the detective intro #these intros should have their own tags #he's not manic guys i swear #he's obviously not talking to himself anymore he's talking to sheep its different guys its different #I love “talking” in these hashtags #subscribe to joel smallishbeans bean #the subscribe hashtag is going to be a tag now #Im dedicating my tumblr to this #we are making subscribe to joel smallish beans bean a full hashtag

37 notes · View notes

cricket-moth · 4 months ago

Text

kon: the first problem with gotham is that the entire city has seasonal depression.

kon: and the second problem is that the ‘season’ is the entire fucking year.

#dc comics #kon el superboy #tim drake #timkon #incorrect quotes #batfam #he needs his sunshine guys #let him cook

7K notes · View notes

mewdoodles · 5 days ago

Text

19 - coolskeleton95 post!

#he is concentrating!!#let him cook!#papyrus #starspaptober24 #baby girl please get some glasses #you're gonna get a migraine squinting like thatT-T #sketch #mine #I needed a break from project work #but the deadline is in a few days so im gonna be busy af ToT #guys fr your cute comments are keeping me strong rn #thank you! TwT

874 notes · View notes

hinamie · 4 months ago

Text

binding vow

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #megumi fushiguro #fushiguro megumi #megumi #fanart #jjk fanart #done....collapses #up until 3am last night n sitting fr another 8 hours today to finish....#g o d #the things i do fr him.....#let it no longer b said that i only do elaborate paintings rife with symbolism tht feature gojo. megu my one true muse #as is Correct and Just #real talk tho i was just sketching th things i wanted to include without giving much thought to the Themes #w the exception being the spider lilies lmao I Know What Those Mean #but i ended up with a REALLY good life/death/marriage/loyalty thing going on????#w the lotus/spider lily being purity+rebirth/death #((not 2 mention 'far from the one he loves' like HELLO?????))#also w the temari balls being associated w femininity but having him dressed in groom's attire #like???? 90% unplanned but i ended up both cooking And eating #also happy 2 report that betta fish were kinder 2 me than the koi were :) no trouble from these lil guys #in fact everything abt this piece kind of came easily beyond the initial colour swatch??#thank u fr being an easy subject megu ilysm im sorry abt all the death imagery i dont mean it pls focus instead on th Life imagery :((((#i put a ring on it so u gotta wake up.....cant leave yuuji @ th altar ....#SPEAKING OF THE RING IK ITS ON THE RIGHT HAND we've been over this and its Okay #if i read a single comment .........#sorry 2 that one person who was like 'the next binding vow better be at itfs' wedding' ik this probably wasnt what u meant #but it did inspire me smile :)#anyway i need 2 stop looking at this its been over 24 hours

836 notes · View notes

shitpostingkats · 3 days ago

Text

The most important part of the Altissia chapter is when they're being questioned by customs and Ignis looks at their party of:

1) Him 2) A college age punk 3) A man wider and taller than a fridge wearing no shirt and with several enormous scars 4) The actual crown prince of a neighboring country, making no effort to disguise himself

and decides their best cover story is

"✨We are students of the culinary arts.✨"

And it works.

#im still not over this #how tired was that border patrol guy #literally why did ignis go so specific. he could have just said they were tourists #does he know about some secret altissian law of hospitality that means you cant turn away traveling cooks #I feel like we really glossed over the lunacy of this statement #give me the extended bit where all their obvious shit gets questioned #'you look a lot like the crown prince of insomnia'#*noctis having left the last of his fucks in cape caem* 'yeah I get that a lot. I think its the nose.'#'and you sir. how did a respectable student of the culinary arts come by such a large and deadly looking chest wound?'#*gladio‚ seriously wishing Ignis had let him make the cover story* 'Always. Make sure the lobster is dead before you try to serve it.'#final fantasy #final fantasy xv #final fantasy 15 #ffxv #ff15 #ff xv #ff 15 #ignis scientia #gladiolus amicitia #noctis lucis caelum #prompto argentum

150 notes · View notes

luna-loveboop · 10 months ago

Text

Currently obsessed with the idea that the boys go to Time for love advice, since "he's married so he knows this stuff right?"

I mean they couldn't recognize a wedding ring??? And neither did he???

And time was saying this in his youth I mean cmon

Twilight: So ancestor. What would you do if like. Malon left to another world and never came back

Time: ... bro Malon called me fairy boy and then we were married like what

Hyrule: So uhh old man. How does one. Meet a girl.

Time: By speaking to her I guess? Or not, Malon did the talking for me

Hyrule: riiiiight...

Wild *no tact*: Hey so like... what if your redheaded wife who's name started with M died.

Time: what?!?!

Wild, undeterred: but like before she proposed.

Time: ...

Wild: and you don't remember if you would have said yes. What's your advice for dealing with that?

Time: ... vent to a fairy?

Warriors: hey old man

Time: no no no not this one asking me please

Warriors: how do I get women to stop coming after me. So I can ya know. Choose without war trying to force me into relationships

Time: I can safely say I've never had that problem captain

Wars: of course not *smirks*

Wars: ok but seriously how do I make them go away

Time: ... wear a wedding ring so they think you're taken, I've got a shiny extra

Time: no no why- they won't stop, I don't know how to do love!

Time: ok well at least I have legend. That kid would never ask for advice, I'll sit by him.

Legend: so old man.

Time, looking forward to a normal conversation: yeah?

Legend: hypothetically, what would you do if you found out Malon didn't exist.

Legend: And her whole world didn't, but it did, and now it doesn't

Time: ...Excuse me for a minute.

Time, writing a letter as fast as he can: MALON HOW DO I GIVE LOVE ADVICE THEY THINK IM WISE

Malon: lol

Happy Valentine's Day guys, have a headcanon :P

The boys go to Time for love advice and Time spouts whatever wise-sounding bs he can, before shoving them all on Malon for therapy when they visit the ranch

Art and comic by Jojo @linkeduniverse! :D

#I'm just??? we have like three different times they went to him with love problems? guys he grew up in a forest raised by a tree #he proposed with a cosplay ring #Malon laughs her head off when he says they're going to him for advice #'babe I had to force you into understanding marriage'#'give me the boys I'll talk to them'#to the boys: 'listen Links don't stop going to him for love advice. ask about the most wierd traumatic shit you've been through'#'cook record his reactions this'll be hilarious'#'he's seemed wise...' 'he don't know shit kids he's quoting me'#Lu time #lu #linked universe #linkeduniverse #little did he know legend was the worst of them all #wars wears the glittery engagement ring he recommended with pride 'sorry I'm taken ladies in case you missed the sparkle'#technically Valentine's Day was 43 minutes ago but shhhh it's ok time doesn't know what love is either #I do not have several of the games or complete information #if I said something incorrect (or offensive ever) let me know :)#love you guys #:)

794 notes · View notes

incessantlark · 19 days ago

Text

krakoa charles...

#he's so cunty in these comics guys it should be illegal #he's proposing to erik btw #his character design in this comic is just so PEAKK #like who let this man cook #get him to do it again #also heavily referenced the lighting from that one panel of him doing that cunty ass pose of his #dw guys i have plans to draw magneto and cherik soon #professor x #charles xavier #xmen #xmen comics #krakoa #house of x #also guys i cant gush enough about the artemus brush set now like wdym i can get so many different strokes and texture with just one brush #my power only grows #asdfadsfa #i didn't realize how much i missed textured brushes until now #my art

157 notes · View notes

endcraft · 1 year ago

Text

i like etho as a mcyt figure because he is like if a computer engineer could be a caveman. like imagine if the guy who invented the watch and the guy who invented the wheel were the same guy. imagine if you were talking to him and he was like oh yeah i also invented the hand axe. and google

#hes like if a grandpa were both a programmer and a luddite #hes like a paleolithic mech engineer #hes like if someone made the internet out of sticks and rocks #hes like if you could talk to a big rock and its like yeah i remember before anything was ever hungry bc life wasnt invented yet.#and also i invented algebra #hes like a guy someone found in a cave hungry and covered in dirt and then hes like wait before you bring me back to society #look at what i made while i was stuck in this cave. and its technology sufficiently sophisticated as to seem like magic. made out of mud #fueled by the motion of earth through space #like you think maybe i should leave him in the cave and let him cook #hed benefit from being around people… but also hes onto something. in that cave

857 notes · View notes

sometimesmaybespoof · 20 days ago

Text