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queen-lucy-the-valiant Ā· 6 months ago
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my most common typo in High Past is Caspain instead of Caspian which I think sums up my feelings about him in this fic nicely.
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bruciemilf Ā· 1 month ago
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Jasonā€™s alcohol tolerance is exactly 0.09%, which Dick knows. Which is the primary reason he roped his siblings into playing a drinking game.
At most, Steph, who likes to think sheā€™s fluent in Jason, ā€” or Batboys with repressed emotions, at least, ā€” anticipated the following:
Angry shouting, maybe some swear words God definetly didnā€™t approve of, trying to fist fight Alfredā€™s plants, painting the Batmobile pink, and the works.
She definitely didnā€™t expect a ruby cheeked Jason to cry in Bruceā€™s lap.
ā€œWhat the fuck are we gonna do if we donā€™t know eachother in the next life, huh?!ā€
Tim piped up with an a nerdy rant, ā€” technically, if life were to reinvent itself into another existence, itā€™d simply be an alternative universe being created, ā€” but Jason simply throws his shoe at him.
Bruce, much to Damianā€™s pride, doesnā€™t look shaken in the slightest. If he can handle his mother, he can handle everything,
ā€œSweetheart, I really think thatā€™s not going to happen, thought,ā€ he assures him with gentle conviction.
ā€œBut weā€™re not gonna know eachother! What the FUCK. I want to be your son in every life. Iā€™m gonna kill God.ā€
ā€œPlease donā€™t kill God.ā€
ā€œWeā€™re Jewish, what do we care?!ā€
ā€œJay,ā€ Bruce promised, ā€œI would find you in every universe.ā€
That was supposed to make Jason feel better, not make him cry harder. But itā€™s cute Bruce tried, Dick thinks.
He still grounds all of them for paining the Batmobile, thought.
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mossy-fae Ā· 4 months ago
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Chase was real as fuck for that.
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lilislegacy Ā· 10 months ago
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zeus: your boy is out of control. heā€™s down there creating storms and tsunamis and causing mass chaos. i think you need to-
poseidon: LOOK AT HIM GO! HAHA LOOK LOOK LOOK HE JUST DROWNED THAT ENTIRE ARMY OF MONSTERS
zeus: thatā€™s not-
poseidon: OMG LOOK HES CAUSING A LITTLE EARTHQUAKE NOW! YES! GOOD! NOW USE YOUR SWORD TO- YES THATS IT SON!!
zeus:
poseidon: DROWN THEM ALL!! SHAKE THE GROUND!! FLOOD THE WHOLE AREA!! SINK IT TILL ITā€™S GONE!!
zeus: brother you need to-
poseidon: youā€™re just jealous.
zeus:
poseidon: heā€™s wonderful.
zeus: heā€™s-
zeus:
zeus: is heā€¦ doing the macarena?
poseidon: yes
poseidon: he likes to get on the nerves of his enemies. he also is physically incapable of staying serious for too long
zeus:
poseidon: iā€™ve never loved one of my children this much
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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington Ā· 3 months ago
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AND BUMBLEBEE !!!!!!!!
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posalis Ā· 7 months ago
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"You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself." Margaret Atwood, The Handmaidā€™s Tale
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parisoonic Ā· 6 months ago
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its not my fault i keep playing against Daniel Day-Lewis mfs
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smittyw Ā· 7 months ago
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hinata-boke Ā· 8 months ago
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sanji-kun!!
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puppetmaster13u Ā· 2 months ago
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Prompt 352
ā€œMother, I crave violence,ā€ a small child interrupts the video call, practically clambering up into Nightingaleā€™s chair. They look around five or so, with white hair and red eyes. Albino perhaps?Ā 
ā€œAh, apologies, let me take care of this real quick,ā€ Nightingale turns the microphone off when he gets a few acknowledging noises, picking the small child up and moving them from the room.Ā 
ā€œCute kid,ā€ Barry acknowledged from behind his coworkerā€™s head, having been helping move things. Actually, the kid looked kind of familiar, though from where, who knew. Hard to remember everything with how fast his thoughts usually went. ā€œI didnā€™t know Nightingale was a fatherā€¦ā€Ā 
Then again the specialist was notoriously private, and set most meetings online thanks to some sort of medical conditions. So he supposed it would make it easier to be a stay at home dad if he was there alreadyā€¦
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heartorbit Ā· 2 months ago
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happy halloween! šŸŽƒšŸˆā€ā¬›šŸ‘»šŸ‡
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densewentz Ā· 2 months ago
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rookanis players: why isnt Lucanis' romance more passionate, more physical!! Why is he so subdued and quiet!! You barely even kiss!! Lucanis, fresh out of a year in a demonic torture pit, having just had one of his two remaining family members taken from him just as he's freed, almost losing Treviso to the elvhen gods which are a) apparently real and b) that he's apparently now responsible for killling and who, oh yeah, also is always literally on the brink of exhaustion because he can't sleep or his spite demon goes around causing mischief and sniffing people: rook, mi vida, please give me a break
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anbaisai Ā· 4 months ago
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local octopus shot on sight
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Bonus of said prefect:
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roobiedo Ā· 4 months ago
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obsessed with him 100% platonically
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kensatou Ā· 9 months ago
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you think YOU had a bad day at work?
bonus: sid shrieking "no!!!! NO!!!!!" loud enough to be heard in the stands and on camera
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ramsei501st Ā· 4 months ago
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in honor of laika coming back from the dead to release a new movie, a kubo of mine with some questionable summer fashion. im love he
inspired by @/kittarts' coraline art ;o;/
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