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morally-gray101 · 1 year ago

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My religion is kevin offering to watch neil so he can drink on thanksgiving. In french. And then nicky going "omg neil is making the face kevin can be nice?????!?!??!" Which is hilarious because it implies that Neil really isn't as stone cold as he thinks, and he basically canonically reacts like a deer in headlights whenever someone does ANYTHING remotely nice for him.

matt: oh neil i bought this soda i know you like when i went to the store earlier

neil:

#aftg #all for the game #all for the gay #neil josten #nicky hemmick #kevin day #neil is such a mood #you care????#no way that's legit #forever being shocked to find people care #no matter who it is #yes he is traumatised #he's also my child #what about it #aftg shitpost

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artkaninchenbau · 10 months ago

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Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

#My art #One Piece #Nico Robin #Sir Crocodile #Y'all the OP brainrot is BAD #According to an SBS Crocodile would absolutely spoil his child rotten if he had one. *We all know how Robin's childhood went*#Scary mofo who does not know how to parent a child but boy does he have the spirit + Child who has never had proper parent in her life #They'd make. An absolute disaster of a duo. This AU concept is so fucking funny to me okay #But also sad because I would fucking die for baby Robin she deserves the fucking world #This poor girl has never been spoiled in her entire life AND NOW PAPADILE IS HERE TO SPOIL HER #You know it's funny. I know 11 yo Robin should LOOK older than 8 year old Robin. But Crocodile is a fucking giant so she's still baby sized #Also I just had too much fun drawing Robin looking as pathetic as humanly possible lmao #She's a like a wet kitten in the rain 😭

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wlwanakin · 3 months ago

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i think possibly my favorite anakinism and one i think about a rather unhealthy amount is his body language and how he almost always looks viscerally uncomfortable and vaguely like a child who is scared of getting slapped. even when he’s being confrontational he looks sooo defensive like wow girl you have never fully processed anything that’s happened to you and you will carry the weight of it forever

#every time i watch those movies i look at him move and i'm like oh my god he really just carries his trauma everywhere doesn't he #his physicality is so weird!! i’m obsessed with it. scared child but also dog ready to maul yanno #anakin skywalker #star wars #star wars prequels #keat.txt

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wormlizarding · 2 months ago

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Steve Buscemi did a great job voicing the silly pathetic rat plane man. I'm being sent back to my windblade era with tf one.

#art #my art #digital art #illustration #artists on tumblr #transformers #transformers one #tf one #starscream #literally trembling when he came on screen they made him so hot #like not only the slutty waist but he also gets child baring hips???#in heat

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anna-scribbles · 2 months ago

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emma dupain cheng on the brain😽🎀

more:

#ml #miraculous #miraculous ladybug #my art #emma dupain cheng #emma agreste #(i think that may the more popular tag for her lol. she is a dupain cheng in my heart though)#plagg #she is thirteen almost fourteen here btw. because i love circularity #emma dupain cheng to me is like. what if emilie or adrien grew up in a stable home with no trauma. that’s emma #and she is theater kid✨#and adrien and marinette are soooo so so supportive and love going to her shows and are so proud of her #/marinette has to be held back from trying to manipulate the school play casting process to secure emma the lead every year #but then emma sets her sights on bigger things(broadway west end)#and adrien pumps the breaks big time #and he’s so torn between supporting her interests and wanting so badly to keep her from like. being a child actor. having a job. b #being pulled from school #and emma gets upset bc he is standing in the way of her dreams #and they fight about it:(#and then emma discovers plagg and convinces him to help her sneak out and go to her callback that she secretly auditioned for #(and forged all the parent signatures for lol)#and. well. plagg CAN be bribed #and also she just reminds him so much of baby adrien🤧 he is a softie #and she runs away to her callback. and adrien and marinette wake up the next morning and see on the news that there is a new chat noir.#anyway. not that i’ve thought about it or anything

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noodles-and-tea · 2 months ago

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Twins in time au.... Would Fiddleford act as a sort of father figure to Stan? Since Filbrick obviously SUCKED to both Stan and Ford and Fidd is more than definitely missing HIS son, and of course Ford has grown to love him but they're still BROTHERS.. Maybe they could act as the father/son the other is missing?

ABSOLUTELY!!!!

#fidds father instincts kicking when he sees a sad child #don’t worry ford will definetly get chewed out when they get home too #I also think fiddleford has some kind of giant robot project he and Stan work on #maybe he’s building one of Stan’s drawings or something #cutie pies #he sees a lot of value in the way Stan thinks and he thinks his creativity is actually a huge benefit in his and fords studies #my art #ask #gravity falls #twins in time au #fiddleford hadron mcgucket #fiddleford mcgucket #Stan pines #Stanley pines #ford pines #Stanford pines

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egophiliac · 2 months ago

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doylist explanation for why Gidel is only in Fellow's non-idle lesson animations: probably something about space constraints and making sure two sprites in one seat aren't covering anyone else when they're not in focus

watsonian explanation for why Gidel is only in Fellow's non-idle lesson animations: he snuck in and is hiding from the teachers, don't give him away 🤫

(I've reached my limit of unsuccessful attempts at pulling them before I need to save keys for Halloween, so I've been living vicariously through youtube videos...but the fact that Gidel just pops up from under the desk to wave his arms around happily is really testing my resolve. D: I'm gonna die when they finally get to do alchemy...)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #stage in playful land #stage in playfulland #i hope you didn't think i was done with these dorks #they're here to study and also steal everything (including our hearts)#i forget if rollo has a similar line about what he's doing at nrc but i imagine he made sure it was all meticulously above-board #carefully planned out and all his papers in precise order #meanwhile fellow kicks down the door and is like 'what up birdman i'm here to learn some HISTORY'#'also this is my emotional support child. ...wait what do you mean you have precedent for this'#(he does have another home screen line that's like)#('i thought ortho was weird when i met him')#('but now i'm realizing that this school is actually just incredibly buckwild all the time')#sigh. i know fellow and gidel's adventures at nrc are non-canon but i really just want this random adult man inexplicably just there.#the more twst becomes cromartie high the happier i am

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aroaceleovaldez · 10 months ago

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Nico referring to his mom as "Mama" implies he most likely at least used to refer to Hades as "Papa" and i 100% headcanon he still does but mostly in the manner of him having the entire Underworld wrapped around his finger for being the baby of the family

#pjo #riordanverse #nico di angelo #headcanon #my art #nico flexing youngest child privilages by pulling out the most pitiful expression he can manage #anyways i find it fun to explore character word choices #cause yknow no two characters are going to select their words the same way #or even necessarily think about it to the same degree #i like to think Nico thinks about his word choice a lot #so of course every time he uses ''papa'' he fully knows he's pulling the Baby Of The Family card #Hades definitely knows this too but falls for it every time anyways #cause Nico hasnt called him ''papa'' regularly since getting his memory wiped - just detached ''father'' or at best ''dad''#so it just reminds Hades of How Much He Just Wants His Children To Be Happy Like The Old Days #and how much poor Nico has been through and he's just the baby of the family and-#cue Nico smugly staring at the camera cause he knows how much power he holds #also i say Nico is Hades' only son cause mythologically even when Zagreus *is* Hades' son (rarely) he's. dead.#a major part of Zagreus' mythology is that he died #and im p sure every other deity said to be Hades' children are all goddesses and also are like 50% of the time not his #theres also only like 3 of them. and as far as we know in riordanverse canon one of them is implied to not be his daughter #so Nico is Hades' only son and also youngest in the family (cause Hazel is older by a month chronologically or 1 year biologically)#(and everybody else is a deity if children of hades at all)

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lunarlivs · 10 months ago

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here is harry as fun kids i found on pinterest :)

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a-scary-lack-of-common-sense · 3 months ago

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Eldritch/not-entirely-human Grunkle Stan stories have been eating away at my brain, so I have a silly little concept of Mimic!Stan.

He and his Mystery Shack are both mimics that lure tourists in as a literal "tourist trap" to gather and devour them! Since the house is alive, it raises a few (read: several) child safety concerns that lead to a LOT of rules to be created for Dipper and Mabel to follow when they eventually arrive, such as:

Be careful not to get lost in the winding hallways! The Mystery Shack is bigger on the inside, and you don't want to end up in the wrong areas.

Don't go through randomly appearing doors, they may eat you.

If you think you feel the walls around you breathing and the floor beneath you shifting, no, you don't.

If you think the walls feel a bit damp, you're imagining it.

Watch your fingers around windowsills! You wouldn't want to lose any of them.

Don't linger too long under the doorframes; it may start feeling like they are slowly constricting around you.

#his shack is basically his big ass pet- they have a weird bond thing going on <3 #if the house is fed- so is Stanley and vice versa #also I need you guys to know that my dumbass already developed lore for this AU even tho it was supposed to be a small one because ofc I di #BASICALLY this guy is NOT Stanford's twin. like at all.#Stanford was born an only child that went to uni fine and came to gravity falls where he met “The Mimic” aka Stan #and Ford was fascinated by Stan and wanted to study him- while the latter was just like: omg friend!!#and Stan's way of showing his love as a Mimic was to replicate Ford's appearance EXACTLY to show that he cares and loves him #because in Mimic love language being able to imitate a human PERFECTLY down to every detail is an impressive show of attentiveness and care #Ofc Ford was thrilled by the awesomeness of this (*cough* nerd) but was also like: so how tf do I explain this extra clone of me that #sticks by my side like a barnacle #so the twin theory was made- Ford made Stan tweak his appearance just a little so that it doesn't look too uncannily similar to himself #and then Stan learned more about humans and came to adopt a persona himself #this is actually a way more silly AU than my other one because Ford- Stan and everyone else are straight up just chilling here #welp!#gravity falls #gravity falls au #Mimic Stan AU #stan pines #stanley pines #grunkle stan #grunkle ford #stanford pines #ford pines #the mystery shack #mystery shack #mimics #tw scopophobia #tw body horror #tw gore #my art

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asmogorna · 3 months ago

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will posted smth abt every album bday this summer except for self-ish and i thought it was kinda funny

#art #fanart #will wood #will wood and the tapeworms #will wood fanart #will wood art #my art #also he wanted to find some old stuff for eial 10th anniversary #self-ish is fr the unloved child #will woodlings

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drenched-in-sunlight · 5 months ago

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i will raise hell to the bitter end.

I don’t think Messmer visits the jar clinic in his Keep often… they remind him too much of his Mother.

Btw, he wears a golden ring on the middle finger of his left hand…

in Palmistry, that indicates responsibility, balance, justice. usually it’s sth the head of the family wear, but no other characters wear sth like that. he’s truly the sole heir to all of Marika’s happiness & all of her pain.

#elden ring #shadows of the erdtree spoilers #messmer the impaler #queen marika the eternal #albi’s art #everyone: *arguing over who is Marika’s true golden child*#Messmer standing there being the only character to wear a golden ring on his middle finger: 🧍‍♂️#I thought Godfrey could have worn one but imagine my surprise when I found out even he didn’t wear any ring #also the flower is Jasmine because that’s Marika’s name meaning in japanese #it’s the white flowers you can see in her village #golden doomed mother and son

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littlefankingdom · 2 months ago

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Seeing all those posts and fanfics where the batkids, especially Dick, calls Clark "uncle Clark", made me think.

If Dick calls Clark "uncle Clark", he probably started doing it BEFORE he ever referred to Bruce as his father. After all, another uncle doesn't erase any existing one, but accepting Bruce as his father was erasing John Grayson in Dick's mind, for multiple years. It makes sense for Dick's confused feelings about his situation to call Clark "uncle" before calling Bruce "dad".

So, I present you: Bruce being envious of Clark because Dick refers to him with a family's title but Bruce is just "B".

And in the same continuity: Dick being envious of Jason calling Bruce "dad" so easily.

For Dick, it feels as if the word is stuck in his throat. He can say it to joke around with others ("let's steal dad's car" he tells Jason), but to Bruce's face? He's afraid the world would end.

#bruce wayne #dick grayson #robin #batman #nightwing #clark kent #jason todd #superman #dc comics #my ramblings #Clark can feel the batglare Bruce is sending him from accross the room as a lil Dick calls him uncle and asks to be picked up #only child syndrome learns to share your kid Bruce Smallville isn’t going to steal him from you #also you can take from my cold dead hands the hc that Jason used to call B “dad” all the time #when he is de-aged in RHaTO he says he likes to call him dad #but also am I the only one to have remarked how Dick only calls B “dad” when he is talking to others and often in a joking way?

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akanemnon · 1 year ago

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