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Ineffable May: Day 3 - Adam and Eve
In my ongoing Ephemera project, this time a report from Crowley back when he was still Crawley. Enjoy!
#good omens#ineffable may#ineffable husbands#crowley#taking credit for shit he didn't do#nervously making sure the angel isn't buying it#he's already whipped#ineffablemay
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Percy "put your minecraft bed beside mine" Jackson
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Annabeth "making an architectural masterpiece" Chase
#percy jackson#annabeth chase#I already know Annabeth would make the craziest minecraft builds#and then Percy's over here trying to get all the supplies for her because he's so whipped it's not even funny#a literal match made in heaven#percabeth#pjo series#percy and annabeth#percy series#annabeth pjo#percy jackon and the olympians#200#300
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Regulus comes out wearing a black crossover skort, grey sleeveless crop top with black knee high laced up combat boots. To top it off he has make-up on; baby pink eyeshadow adorned with small yet sharp winged eyeliner. Tinted light red lipstick.
Regulus, twirling in place for James: So? Looks good?
James backing Regulus up to bathroom door he just came out of. Places his hand on the door next to his head. James quietly and hungrily eyes Regulus up and down.
Regulus, knowing what’s about to happen, turns around to open the door: No. Stop. This is my outfit for the concert you’re not-!
James pushes the door close.
James, without turning his head and continues to drink Regulus in: Love you, Pete. But get out.
Regulus, begging Peter with his eyes: No. Peter I swear to g-
Peter without having to be told twice already opening the front door: Will wait for you in the car! Mwah!
Regulus ended up being driven to the concert by James instead. James also has to buy Regulus 10 albums to compensate for ruining his outfit and makeup that day.
James is okay with that. (He will do it again.)
#James Potter is an idiot and so whipped for Regulus Black your honour#Move James it’s MY turn-#Regulus Black went to a k-pop concert so those albums are NOT cheap but James is okay with it!#He WILL do it again. And he did.#Peter Pettigrew the traitor already knew Reg wouldn’t make it out in time#my peter pettigrew is a menace as always.#regulus black#james potter#jegulus#starchaser#sunseeker#established jegulus#happy jegulus#regulus black x james potter#james potter x regulus black#regulus loves james#james loves regulus#regulus black loves james potter#james potter loves regulus black#james x regulus#regulus x james#marauders#marauders era#the marauders#dead gay wizards#dead gay wizards from the 70s#peter pettigrew#good peter pettigrew#peter pettigrew is a menace#james potter is a menace
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Bruce wdym you don’t want your girlfriend bonding with your kids how else is she supposed to integrate into the family?
From the latest update of Wayne Family Adventures on Webtoons
#batman#batman wayne family adventures#jason todd#red hood#batfam#tim drake#dick grayson#jason#red robin#bwfa#Nightwing#selina kyle#catwoman#what do you mean this is proper bonding activities#Tim already knows how to rob a jewelry store let’s be real here#Selina was just hinting that she knows that already#Tim I have the highest body count Drake 100% could rob a jewelry store if he wanted to#Tim I have the immune system of a sickly Victorian child Drake#Bruce is so whipped it’s adorable#he loves this woman so much#they’re basically a married couple your honor#give her partial parental rights over those kids#Bruce is WEAK for this woman#and Selina knows that too#they all know that#reminds me of the chapter where dick and Jason are talking about how gross it is when they see Bruce and Selina kiss ESPECIALLY as Batman#and catwoman
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Nobody:
Tommy @ Buck the whole episode:
#he is down bad#completely whipped#head over heels#just get married already!!#911 abc#bucktommy#evan buckley#tommy kinard#911 8x05#8x05
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that scene where osha silenced qimir in his own ship. the way he was annoyed but just accepted it lmaooo they’re so married
#leonna.txt#she said no more yapping out of you#i like my men silent#the acolyte#oshamir#osha x qimir#he’s so whipped already
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Favorite Emmrook Scenes in No Particular Order (2/?)
# first impressions: slightly confused. very interested.
bonus: emmrich's bit with the flaming skull ;)
#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age veilguard#veilguard spoilers#datv spoilers#dragon age veilguard spoilers#emmrich volkarin#emmrook#emmrich x rook#datvedit#dragonageedit#my gifs#emmrookfavs#IM SO OBSESSED WITH THIS STUPID LITTLE SMILE ROOK DOES#the way he stares blankly off into the distance before he smiles sjdhfsk#he's like 'whatever you say gorgeous <3'#also the way rook is literally standing there like this 🧍🏻♂️🧍🏻♂️🧍🏻♂️ when he first sees emmrich#man is ALREADY whipped
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We were deprived of in-story interactions between Tooru Oikawa and Kuroo Tetsurou because Furudate wanted to save us from having not one, but two bi menaces losers embarrassingly pining for their childhood friend for as long as they can remember on screen at the same time.
#genuinely#would we have been able to survive that?#(Doesn't mean I don't ache for it tho)#The only difference regarding them is that imo Kuroo is also ace#Someone could include Bokuto in the bi pining squad (aka me) but tbf he is waaay less of a loser and Akaashi is already#whipped enough to have a bullet list of his weaknesses. And they ain't childhood besties#So Bokuto wins here#Oikawa Tooru#Iwaizumi Hajime#Kuroo Tetsurou#Kenma Kozume#Bokuto Koutarou#Akaashi Keiji#Iwaoi#Kuroken#Bokuaka#Haikyuu#Haikyu#This silly volley anime is taking over my life#mine
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Danny is living with [insert DC hero of your choice,] and hangs out with the younger gen (YJ or the SuperSons) but due to retiring from the hero scene prior, he needs the rest, they hang out in civilian form and don't know much about his dealing with ghosts aside from him being Phantom and the like.
Through shenanigans the teens are put on punishment. You can't really ground a group of highly trained kids the same way you ground regular kids so they're sentenced to chaperoned hangouts ONLY. And NO your older siblings don't count batkid, they're messes. This new stipulation gets in the way of their plans and their punishment gets extended everytime they sneak out to gather without an adult. Their cries of First Amendment violations fall on deaf ears bc Batman is clearly a criminal who deserves a pillow that's warm..on both sides.
Danny, however, has a great idea. They were told they needed an adult. They never said they needed a living adult. And who's one adult he can boss around with no issue? Fright Knight
#dpxdc prompt#Little does he know Batman's contingencies have contingencies#Bruce had already gotten into contact with the adult ghosts Danny regularly interacts with#Danny: Haha ive bested batman :3. little does he know Ive spotted the holes in his plan#Fright Knight *whipping out child leashes*; Im sure youre all familiar with the rules#Danny: >:o#dc x dp#dp x dc#dpxdc#dcxdp
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#mdzs#jiang cheng#lan wangji#wei wuxian#jin ling#ig in this universe jiang cheng already knows about lan sizhui. which is also a headcanon i see a lot in fic#god that's so funny tho. jc recognizes wen yuan and just decides not to say shit. king honestly#ig also in this universe jiang cheng kept all of wwx's shit for absolutely not sentimental reasons. no reason in particular actually myob#which is also a headcanon i see a lot in fic. wwx comes back to lotus pier and jc just has his room perfectly preserved#i like that headcanon. jc keeps all the things his dead loved ones leave him and he guards them as preciously as he guards his own memories#his father's sect. his mother's whip. his brother's flute. his sister's son#augh the tags got serious#anyways apparently lwj is 188cm and jc is 185cm. fucking tall bastards ugh#that 3cm difference probably has jc seething#yanyan polls
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hate it when ppl portray sasuke as completely cold and not affectionate like uchihas love fiercely that is Fact why wouldn’t sasuke? he is defined by his love for his family that is his motivation he loves so strongly we see this throughout the entire manga and he shows the same kind of love to naruto as well so why do people love to make him be completely cold. he may not be overtly loving the way naruto for example is but he wouldn’t be downright dismissive of any affection shown to him by people he cares about arghhh let him be whipped and in love!! let him make gooey eyes at naruto!! let him!!!!!!!!
#like he wouldnt forbid naruto from holding his hand in public be so fr 😭😭#that man is whipped#anyway just random thoights#tbat have probably already been said a million times#but here are my two cents#naruto#sns#naruto uzumaki#naruto shippuden#narutoshippuden#uzumaki naruto#sasuke#sasuke uchiha#uchiha sasuke#narusasu#sasunaru#my stuff#text post#biggest hits
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watching Jiang antis go, as a Scum Villain reader, never ceases to be kind of wild
#I'm always like#why don't jiang antis just get into Scum Villain??#the story you seem to want Wei Wuxian to be in#where he is a poor little cinderella so bullied and abused by the jiang sect#who resent his brilliance and work to undermine and suppress him#and whip him for no reason and force him to sleep under the docks#we already have this story! this is luo binghe's story!!#luo binghe is the poor little meow meow you want!!#the elaborate revenge fantasies I sometimes see jiang anti fics devolve into#are right there on the page in SV#well... I suppose that's not true. it's not in Scum Villain.#it's there in PIDW#which the entire point of Scum Villain as a story#is devoted to exploring why those fantasies are shallow and hollow#why even the abusive characters are never really that simple#and why the trope of the poor little cinderella rising into an unstoppable crushing power fantasy machine#is an empty story in the end#okay maybe I know why jiang antis do not get into scum villain#mxtx extended universe
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Just My Thoughts Pt. 1
I love drunk Lucy!!
(Mini analysis by me)
This is one of my favorite drunk Lucy sketches by Hiro Mashima!! It’s just perfect!!
Natsu (fire dragon slayer, END —king of demons/fire demon, one of the most powerful characters in all of Fairy Tail) is tied to a chair…
The chair is made of wood — a very flammable material. And yet he’s tied to it by yet another flammable material (cloth). It just amazes me that he submit to drunk Lucy despite his face.
Something tells me that he’s kinda into this typa thing…like this isn’t the first time he obeyed drunk Lucy. He could easily burn through it and free himself. Not to mention, he’s fought and won battles against very powerful mages yet Lucy is the one with control in this situation he rather let her sit on his lap and do as she wishes
He’s so whipped for her it’s so damn adorable
#nalu#natsu dragneel#lucy heartfilia#natsu x lucy#fairy tail#he’s so in love#hiro mashima#nalu fanart#ft fanart#he is so whipped#anything for you#they’re so in love#just kiss already#ugh i love them#drunk in love#might as well be drunk in love#nalu headcanon#headcanon#got lovestruck went straight to my head
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who is shardasol who is eriware i am interested in hearing about this :0 no pressure of course
to give a simple answer; it's not a "proper" plurality if you're worried about categorizing that sort of thing, but they're pretty much eridan and sollux's respective introjects of each other! it's all erisolsprites fault <3
for context, the premise of the au is that eridan has decided to self isolate on earth c, and erisolsprite has managed to end up with him due to sprite bullshit to make sure he doesnt do any Extremely stupid shit-- which blows up in his face when hes the reason eridan (and later sollux) end up getting an extra person in their brains
so then THERE is where we get shardasol and eriware :) their entire gimmick is that they're formed from extra memories of eridan and sollux that erisolsprite put in their opposite heads, and they borrowed bits of their host's personality traits, interests, and perspectives of their other to grow into the people they are. they are their own people at the end of the day! even if they like to say they're like a manifestation of eridan and sollux's heart for the other-- which is. yknow. how i've ended up with four different versions of erisol in this damn au LOL.
#tmos opens mail#elderflowerprince#eridan ampora#sollux captor#erisol#erisolsprite#they DO get proper bodies to use outside of being headmates later! but ive already drawn so much today LOL#anyways god. erisol. sharderi. solware. shardware. sharderi is my favorite im ngl its so fucking funny. shardasols so whipped#'yeah hey if sollux doesnt want you hes stupid beyond help. will literally kick his ass if he cant see how perfect you are' YOU ARE GAY!!!#and you know erisolsprite is forever suffering from all this shit#his personality donors are already dancing around each other and now theres twice as many of them being stupid#uugh desperately trying not to spoil plot beats i have mapped out vs wanting to be like LOOK AT THEMMM lmfaoo#anyways. shout out to that one user who was like 'aw they introjected each other <3' on my fanart ages ago it snowballed this into motion
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(they'll never understand) How could I ever understand? No, I don't have to understand. I don't wanna understand. So I will never understand. (we could have everything)
#Danny Phantom#art#sketches#i do not feel like colouring this. you'll have to use your imagination#also i highly recommend listening to Nick Lutsko's Swords album because it is so Jack & Maddie it's not even funny#i've been listening to Superior on repeat for like 2 days which is why i whipped this comic up#but also Sideshow is how i was introduced to the album & is also very very very much Maddie & Jack coded#i want to write a fic about it. alas i'm already writing like 10 fics about everything right now so it'll have to wait#i just have this idea in my head of it actually being pretty obvious to Maddie & Jack who Phantom is#he's wearing their hazmat. using their inventions. can open their biometric locks. has their son's face. his voice.#Danny Fenton has an extremely high level of ectoplasm. he even has an ectosignature. the same ectosig as Phantom in fact.#but they're so in denial. so obsessed with their work up til then not being a waste of time & resources. that they just keep ignoring it#keep burying their heads in the sand#& things just keep getting worse. & they keep having a harder time committing to attacking Phantom#have a harder time believing in what they're doing. have a harder time explaining away the truth#but they can't face it. they have to keep refusing to see it#because the truth will never set them free. it will only confirm all the terrible things they've done.#they're good people. everything they do is good. there is no other side to this story. of course
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😱😱😱
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#thistle#thistle dungeon meshi#if anyone’s wondering what I was reading it’s an article about how the alpha wolf stuff is a myth#I already knew that but my dad was spouting some bs this morning so I whipped out an article to back myself up as I debunked him#I pulled up like three different articles and he still had the audacity to say there’s always a natural leader so there has to be an alpha#bro wants to be an alpha so bad he’s refusing to listen to facts 😭#ok sorry for yapping in the tags but there’s just so much info about how that study was dumb and yet peoppe still say alpha beta omega#there is no Easter bunny there is no tooth fairy and there is no alpha wolf#long post#I don’t know why the image got so big sorry#rope/spider post
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