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Look, I unapologetically love Raphael BG3 and I will forever be angry how he gets shafted for the plot (even if it is appropriately extra).
I want to ramble about why I love his ego though, because the way he acts hits different if you consider where it might come from. (Literally all the spoilers, obviously).
Raphael is just a cambion - half human, and therefore fallible, to the point that it's one of the first things your level 3 party comments on immediately after meeting him. The actual disrespect!
He's the son of Mephistopheles, who seems to be at best a very absent parent. Despite it being implied that Mephisto knows Raphael is plotting to try and take over the Hells, the most he does to stop it is sending him an incubus to distract him. None of the Archdevils show any other interest in stopping him at any point. There is a good chance that in the majority of playthroughs, the upstart heroes he's been trying to deal with will instead decide to just rob him blind instead of working with him - in no small part because they think they can.
Sure, he writes his own planar domination fanfiction, he's dramatic and ostentatious, but why? No one else takes him seriously. He's just a cambion. He's just Raphael. He has to be his own hype man because literally no one else will be. Mark my words, mans has an inferiority complex at the root of that ego. I, for one, respect the hustle.
#bg3 raphael#bg3 spoilers#bg3 meta#did I think i'd end up with kenough parallels when starting his character analysis?#no#i just have a lot of feelings about raph#he's a fascinating bastard#i both feel bad for him and think he deserves it#root cause of evil: not hugged enough as a child
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Rereading Dickens Christmas Carol for the first time in a long time. And the more I reread, the more it strikes me how seamlessly a queer reading could slip within these pages. Not an especially twee reading, wherein all Scrooge's troubles start and end with grief over Jacob Marley's death. For we know that Scrooge was a "Tight-fisted hand at the grindstone, Scrooge! a squeezing, wrenching, grasping, scraping, clutching, covetous, old sinner!" And we know that he and Marley were "two kindred spirits"
And perhaps that very fact makes the similarities to queer life, unintended as they most likely were by Mr. Dickens, achingly poignant to me. Scrooge is, we're told, "secret and self-contained and solitary as an oyster." How much that resonates, for so many of us who shield our innermost selves but from a select group of friends. And we know that Scrooge and Marley were, at the very least, certainly that for one another. Scrooge is Marley's sole mourner; his sole executor and beneficiary; and even Dickens notes, "friend." How reminiscent is that of queer couples across history, estranged from their families?
Scrooge lives in a set of chambers that once belonged to Marleyāclearly Dickens wanted us to believe Scrooge gave up his own dwellings after Marley's death to economize. But with only a flicker of change, those chambers become _their chambers, rented by Marley as the senior member of the couple. The place is so desolate Dickens notes "one could scarcely help fancying it must have run there when it was a young house, playing at hide-and-seek with other houses, and have forgotten the way out again." The perfect abode for two queer misers who wanted no one prying into their business.
Marley's name is still above the door of Scrooge's counting-house: a mark by which, no doubt, Dickens meant to convey Scrooge such a penny-pincher he couldn't bother to have it changed. But a thing can be both! mark of frugality to ludicrous excess and! mark of mourning. "sometimes," Dickens opines, "People new to the
business called Scrooge Scrooge, and sometimes Marley, but he answered to both names. It was all the same to him."
This is why "death of the author" matters so much, in expanding our interpretations of texts. It is vastly far from the lens Dickens would have intended. But, the idea of a ghost of queerness, so taboo in the society it could barely be glanced at sidewise in this tale that is all about the inexplicable and yet that lingers over everything becomes an astonishing lens through which to read this book. Thinking of Scrooge as a queer man, his "melancholy dinner at his usual melancholy tavern" becomes a eerie prefiguring of the hollowness of days spent by Isherwood's A Single Man. In this universe, little wonder Scrooge doubly hates mention of time with family, marriage, etc. when the precise nature of his grief is both unacknowledged and unacknowledgable.
And readings like this are vital, because the uncomfortable truth is, discrimination doesn't "discriminate between sinners and saints", to borrow a Miranda phrase. It is easy, in my liberal circles, to fight for queer people who hold "the good sorts of politics". But what about men like Michael Hess, culpable for supporting Reagan even as his contemptuous homophobia let the aids epidemic run rampant? How much harder is it to remember Michael had a partner? That he deserves empathy and compassion for being practically tarred and feathered out of the party upon his own aids diagnosis?
Expanding our imaginative universes to include queerness, not as redemptive panacea, but merely as one aspect of identity, personality, often in vicious conflict with others. Even! as we consider those stories equally worthy of being told feels vital if we're ever to truly express the complexity of what queer humanity looks like.
#forgive my less than articulate maundering#am currently listening to a truly splendid full-cast adaptation of said#Christmas Carol#and wanted to jot these things down before I forgot them in the flow of the work.#Scrooge as both! cruel bastard bitching about half a crown he'll pay Bob even though he won't be in the office on Christmas#fuming about his pockets being picked as he scathingly condemns the poor for not throwing themselves#into the oh! so! generous work-houses. And _also! deeply bereaved husband just makes him so! much more _alive and fascinating to me#if anyone knows of good Marley/Scrooge longfic where not an inch! of their dastardliness is sanded off I'd _kill for it#Jacob Marley#Ebenezer Scrooge#Ebenezer Scrooge/Jacob Marley#queer stuff#history#book babbling#lit geekery
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lovingly pointing out that the cat king did to edwin what edwin did to his cat
step by step, even. offered him something he wanted (even if only deep down), put a binding spell on him, then asked for something he wanted in exchange for freedom
obviously they wanted different things, but it's funny that the cat king just decided "let's copy paste the crime as the punishment"
#dead boy detectives#cat king#edwin payne#the cat king#every day i lose my mind about equal retribution and the cat king saying he's fair#cause yeah! he is fair! he's also a trickster so you have to guess what counts as fair to him#also like that's an entire cat he just looks like a person and acts like a bastard (affectionate) sometimes#i love him he's so fascinating
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Killer having curiosity and fascination as his substitute for joy and happiness for the longest time up until color entered his life and lit up his world yay or nay
#stage 2!killer#color spectrum duo#utmv#sans au#sans aus#killer sans#color sans#killer!sans#undertale au#killertale#undertale something new#undertalesomethingnew#something new sans#something new au#something new#killertale sans#colour sans#color!sans#othertale#othertale sans#as little bro said#he met someone more colorful.#utmv headcanons#something something like killer can only feel genuine emotional happiness in st1#who is a miserable bastard (/aff) so curiosity & fascination#provides away to have intellectual and sensory engagement & feel momentarily alive#even if fascination is often surface level & fleeting w/ rarely any emotional involvement.#& curiosity isnāt abt emotional fulfillment.
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My only defense of conceptual follower Benny is that he was a warrior nomad and a raider, that still has it in him if we take the All Roads comic into consideration, and how he is not like a real dainty soft hand city slicker, cause itās mostly an act.
So in scenarios where he is forced to travel with the Courier I 100% think heād be like āWhat do ya mean you canāt scale a mountain, pussycat? Watch how the pros do it.ā And then you see him scuttle up a cliff face scarily fast only to have to save him when he bumps into a Cazador nest.
#reminder his ability stat is 6 and strength 7 so this guys moderately good at physical stuff#like in all realness military and raiders would have lower charisma and intelligence in fallout cause they may know basic stuff itā would#usually only be for survival#cause whatās interesting about the tribes is that they are all raiders and copycats like yes they can be representative of indigenous tribe#of the wasteland it not of the culture of irl indigenous people as the game makes it clear they are just copying behavior they have heard#read or are just justifying their violent behavior cause the khans like literally read a book on the mongols and said we could bastardize#this and itās not pointed out enough but it fits the themes of people misinterpreting the past#but back to Benny heās like weirdly capable and I hate it but it is fascinating#heād just be complaining other wise and then violently stab something and be like I kinda miss the old days#and then say ring a ding ding or some shit#courier six#the courier#Benny fnv#fallout new vegas#benny gecko#fallout#fnv#courier fnv
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I CAN FIX ANYTHING!
#starkid#hatchetfield#team starkid#ted spankoffski#time bastard#nightmare time#foe art#tbh i am completely aligned with tinky when it comes to ted spankoffski#put that guy in Situations!#see him run! see him jump! see him make the same mistakes or new exciting mistakes!#like honestly. 'the girl i liked moved out before i had the chance to confess so i'll be more confident' is a perfectly fine lesson#for a college-age youngun smdjksjdskjd#then after the first fifteen times he creeped someone out you'd expect him to learn Another lesson! skdjskdjskjdskdj#not this guy tho. refuses to learn anything!#give the bastard's box another shake to see if he maybe grows as a person- oh nope nvm#he had a heel realization in TGWDLM and failed to learn anything from that one too! smdsmdmksjdsjdksmd#stubborn as a goat is ted spankoffski!#fascinating!
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Iāve seen the fandom take a bastard character and make them a poor little meow meow, twice now
Which isnāt a lot but itās fucking disappointing.
#media literacy#i am begging#mha dabi#oh yeah I watched that train wreck#sir crocodile#guys why#let him be a bastard#I donāt care if heās trans let him be evil#crocodad#I love it too#but stop making croc the endless victim#he can have a shitty childhood a shitty reletionship#but stop being like āwell he wasnāt evil just sad#you are bashing dragon like you did enjoy and dragon isnāt even a abuser#yāall cannot handle nuanced characters and it fucking shows#dragodile is a fascinating ship#dragon is a fascinating character#so why must you fucks burn the ship down with no reason#itās a goddam witch hunt entirely limited to fandom spaces#I am so confused how people think dragon stole luffy#or some shit#if croc wanted to keep luffy#he wouldāve kept him#heās not powerless#the man had a information network that spanned paradise#Yeesh#you can love croc#but stop using a FANON theory as justification#to hate dragon
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Since I do have it in Lilith's lore she was fed blood by Sanguinius, I am crossed between the choices before me. There's a bird and a bat way, and then there's the slightly more humane way of just Sanguinius just feeding her his own blood. I am crossed because I like to make Sanguinius just a tinge more animalistic at times, and by god do I love me some weird behaviors that shouldn't exist in humans which brings me to him quite literally regurgitating blood for her. It's entirely possible the Blood Angels french kiss to share blood with their less fortunate brothers, especially in say the Blood Drinkers chapter. However, Flamingos also regurgitate for their young. I know Sanguinius is more bird of prey then the brine shrimp eating Flamingo, but I'm like do I give him that horror? I mean if we go by vampire bats, mothers absolutely will feed their pups regurgitated blood, this behavior even seen in the father and older siblings; what I'm saying is that let's add a bit more Vampiric weirdness to Vampire Birb and let him regurgitate blood for his baby. To be fair vampire ground Finches exist, but their diet isn't entirely made up of blood, it's only in the dry season they do. However, the sight of Sanguinius regurgitating blood for Lilith, and then proceeding to be both concerned and confused over what the fuck he just did is beautiful and majestic. Also because we don't actually see too many vampiric headcanons for Sanguinius so I am giving the same method of feeding offspring as Vampire Bats do their pups.
#Also because vampire bats are fascinating creatures#I love them#Anyway Lilith grew up eating both normal human food and blood because her dad has instincts#sometimes he remembers himself#Sometimes he doesn't#It really doesn't help that Lilith actually needs blood in her diet#Poor Sanguinius he wasn't expecting her to be like this#even though he really really should have#Must have denied the visions of her needing blood#poor bastard#Sanguinius#my favourite war criminal#warhammer 40k#Sanguinius headcanons#I guess?#Idk#Warhammer OC#warhammer headcanon#warhammer 30k#enjoy my rambles#primarchs
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Ted Spankoffski is a character who defines himself through others.
After Jenny leaves, Ted decides to turn himself into a "pushy asshole", as he thinks only pushy assholes what they want (aka love). Rejection pushes him to make a radical change in his life, one so drastic he builds a new version of himself around it, and never lets go of it. He knows he is a pushy asshole, and he enjoys being a pushy asshole. Or at least he did.
During Time Bastard, we see how Ted has grown bitter and sour because of being a pushy asshole. The good things that persona had, aka getting laid, don't work anymore. He's just a shadow of the person he had constructed.
That's why, when Kilgore calls him "time bastard" and he understands how time travel works, he fastly clings to that identity. Not only he has power over others as the time bastard, but he can change the errors of his way and return to Jenny. And even better yet, because he's learned what being a pushy ashole is, and he can show Jenny. Surely this time they'll end up together... Won't they?
I'd lastly want to mention the Hatchetfield Ape-Man. Even though he first wanted Lucy just for her money, he ends up falling in love with her. Ted becomes Cronk to please her, as she loves Cronk, and he can be loved through that persona. He even decides to die as Cronk in the episode, not as Ted. He dismisses his identity just so that he can be loved.
#starkid#hatchetverse#ted Spankoffski#time bastard#tgwdlm#nightmare time#the guy who didn't like musicals#hatchetfield#hatchetfield ape-man#i get tinky i am fascinated by ted and I'd love to put him in situations to see how he reacts#also kudos to the langs because of the way they build their characters. their needs (or lack of them ily paul) are fascinating#hyl rambles
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Turgid Passion Play
#am chose to leave his terminal in easy reach.#the spikes are low enough that any of us could could walk up to it and mess with the machine it's connected to.#but we have been long since learned he will not let anyone near that blasted thing. it's a taunt. a rouse.#an amusing lie to no one but am himself#whoa who wrote that#i have no mouth and i must scream#ihnmaims#allied mastercomputer#am i have no mouth and i must scream#so uh yeah. i finally read this thing recently and now am's just EVERYWHERE.#so if this bastard's gonna haunt me i might as well put my own spin on him y'know?#fascinating character. i would absolutely be fearing for my life if he actually existed. zero out of ten would not have fun#zeistyās heavy hitters
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its been played up alot in the sonic franchise that other characters find shadow unnerving or even downright terrifying, which has always been funny to me because he has never really looked scary
but watching the movie trailer made me see something different......seeing his power being demonstrated in a more "real world" setting, watching those glowing red eyes as he speeds towards something......for the first time ever, even if just for a second, i felt actually frightened by shadow the hedgehog
#orion rambles#i find it fascinating bc i now get how other characters would feel about shadow within his world#i love him but he's kind of a scary bastard!#using this experience to fuel any fanfic i make about shadow forever btw#he genuinely looks like the devil and i love it#sonic movie 3#sonic movie#shadow the hedgehog#sonic the hedgehog
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John Horse Posting
Ideally John and Castiel would try to get along but in the way two insane people do and they just sit quietly in the same room drinking beer or whiskey like āyeah Im making a good impressionā
#mlpnatural#mlp#spn#ponynatural#sketch#supernatural#supernatural characters as ponies#supernatural with ponies#sketch artist#john winchester#pony john winchester#castiel#pony castiel#look as shit of a father john was he is a fascinating character#he is Thee serial killer from murder show!!#I can never formulate how such a Cas John meeting would go#but I try#because because because#it also heavily depends on WHEN they wpuld meet and how#like if John and Dean were both pulled from hell bc which one is The righteous man and heaven is betting on John bc he never broke#but Cas is betting on Dean#or if they met in the bunker when things were more stable and episodic#no yellow eyes but plenty to hunt#godstiel would have exploded johns balls#season 15 Cas meeting a preseries John would be weird to say the least but the potential#I have. other theories about different ways characters would come in and out of the series (death n stuff)#also alt world hunters kinda sucked bc they slapped familiar faces on strangers and also ketch was there#hate that guy gonna be real#hateee when they make deals those bastards
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HERE IT IS!! after Many moons of chipping away at this OC song comic for my scifi-noir android character Whitney and his bodyguard Bast, it is finally as complete as it shall ever be;; Iām proud of the work I put into this one! Pretty niche, but maybe some folks out there will enjoy UuU
ps: there's also a video for easy viewing!
#song comic#comic#comic art#character illustration#sci fi fantasy#dark art#character art#my scribbles#lyricstuck#an ode to this complicated traumatized morally twisted delusional bastard capitalist#as he becomes that which shaped him into the monster he is#the reality of his existence as an android (marginalized identity in this world)#is at odds with the power-hungry hierarchical worldview he's developed (as a coping mechanism) and is now consumed by#he will Never be one of the self assured entitled elites whose lives/positions he covets#but he can never acknowledge that or the path/ identity he's constructed for himself unravels#at the root of it all#he has vowed Never to be at the mercy of others again#which makes it all the more ironically tragic that the path he sees as granting him the most power is actually just selling himself#to be used as a pawn by the Hijaratha (illuminati-esque organization made up of the same politico-corporate elite#who ruined his life in the first place)#he's so full of contradictions/ hypocrisies and he doesn't even realize it#I find him so fascinating#rotating him in my mind forever#lots of little symbolism things in here#just as a treat for me lol#if you've read down this far- bless you you are now my boon companion#Youtube#whitney
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y'all are cowards for using the verses of "eat your young" for romantic dreamling fics instead of using the chorus for a fic that grapples with hob gadling being a hedonist who has always valued his own survival above anyone else.
#sandman#hob gadling#literally ''throw enough rope until the legs have swung'' could have SO MUCH WEIGHT if you know how to write#also like. fandom's reading comprehension is at nil this song is about deferring others' futures for your own hunger.#it's only sexy if you find capitalism sexy.#hozier unreal unearth#ANYWAYS. SORRY.#just fandom largely ignores the fun and interesting things about most characters ever#a man who lives forever and makes his fortune almost every century is a fucking psychopath (non-dsm usage don't @ me)#and that's what could be so so fascinating about him#venture capitalist bastard born before venture capitalism#and instead most ppl writing him like he's soft#[biting you all in crt and decolonization studies]
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i ā„ļø soggy and pathetic men š„°
#my art#loz#loz phantom hourglass#linebeck#hes been my f/o since like highschool š„°#my limp and faggy little babygirl#@ all 10 of you in the linebeck fanclub on here: i bring you sustenance. you are welcome <3#ive been going through his tag recently too and i love that we all end up drawing him while solely controlled by our libido#nobody can draw him as the sweaty little bastard he really is and i find the phenomenon so fascinating#I SAY THIS WHILE ALSO DOING THE SAME THING I AM NOT IMMUNE TO LINEBECK BIMBOFICATION#also congrats to him for beating ghirahim at the tumblr sexyman competition last october im so proud of you baby#this was also a redraw of something i did in highschool btw :)#if you ask nicely i will show it to you guys but you cant laugh#kais f/os
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The apartment scene reminds me a lot of coraline honestly, like mr lopee being the other mother and the crystal being like the buttons. This specifically reminds me of the scene where coraline is first offered the buttons
Yesss absolutely. Lopee is doing his best to try and convince Seb to give him what he wants. He wants Seb to take the bait, take the deal.
Heās a mixture of Dr. Facilier and the Other Mother FOR SURE.
#spottie speaks#thatās the vibe Iām going for with this bastard#eldritch entity that likes to fuck around with humans and see what they do#the more unpredictable you are#the more heās fascinated with you
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