#he's SO STUPID

[operationandre]

cal looks like an orange creamsicle in the back

i like him i like that autistic man

[peachremix]

YEAH!!!

someone's probably done this before but idc

[trickytrick]

talking to the mirror say save your breath half your life you've been hooked on death ahh drawing

[violetriorsons]

xaden: NO romance!

xaden: now i'm gonna go pick some violets at the break of dawn and leave them in violet's room for her to wake up to... cause her name is violet

xaden: but no romance!! ❌❌💘🚫🚫

[humlase]

Neil as this cat.

[krikzilla]

Shanks and Buggy probably had a goofy first kiss

hear me out, you know how in different shows or movies their noses bump before they kiss? and buggy has a clown nose? Wouldn't it be funny if.. if it.. if funny clown nose honk

Funny clown nose honk!

[sophsun1]

Arrested Development – 1.03: Bringing Up Buster

[posallys]

also like. not to rehash old shit but I am so forever pissed about the fact that riordan was SO adamant that percy and annabeth had to take a step back and let other people be the heroes at the end of boo just to fucking. turn around and write about how percy has to get recommendation letters aka just him being the one those fuckers turn to when they need shit done for them. like did you really think that one through there buddy. "they needed to realize that they're not always going to be the ones doing everything" smash cut to them being the ones doing everything always. you could have revisited and expanded literally any other character's storyline, background, etc. instead you completely missed your own goddamn point and retroactively made the message pointless. and then you had the AUDACITY to shove it in with the original series instead of making it its own??? the original series where they were the only ones who could do anything....I'm smacking you upside the head so hard I didn't like your fucking point but at least I didn't walk facefirst into it and still miss it.

[mushyfart]

I didn't notice this in bride of reanimator before but he's legit so cute I hate him

[neo-my-geo]

God he's so cool

Based on a conversation with @pinapin about how sniper has never paid for a single article of clothing in his life

[king-dumbasz]

Hi🫶🏻🫶🏻 could u do a mammon oneshot that takes place after fizz quits.(pretending the twins don’t exist) Like the reader is like the new face of his brand. Ppl start shipping the reader and him online, so he goes along with it for clout and money. But they both eventually end up catching feelings. ( ik it’s rlly specific but I keep thinking about it) also I like ur writing 💜

The internet is a magical place💚

I immediately liked the request and had an idea in mind. It's not something too difficult so my mind was happy Lmao

TW:why do I even put it in if there's never anything to worry about except for swear words, but c'mon, it's Helluva Boss

Mammon x GN! Reader

The news were full of what happened at the last clown pageant. Everything was about Fizzarolli and his relationship with Asmodeus and how Mammon was ridiculed...

Mammon was FURIOUS

He needed a new face, a new someone to put everywhere and make money. He did everything until he finally found it... He found you.

You were perfect! You were funny, good looking and great for the audience! The perfect clown to replace Fizzarolli!

Mammon immediately made plushies, cereal, service bots (you choose what kind of service), hell, even a body pillow of ya!

Phone cases... Halloween costumes for kids... Lamps... Everything!

You became a star!

But like every star, you were a victim of the internet effect of the rule too

For some unknown reason, people shipped you and Mammon

No one knew why, but when you opened your phone, on Envybrl (Tumblr), on Sintter (Twitter or X), there were fanart of you and Mammon

All kind of Fanart! (I know I don't do NSFW, but when I say any kind, I mean any kind)

Mammon saw it too, a lot of it too

"What is that? Wh- why are we hugging in this one?"

He says, pointing at his phone, looking at a fanart of him and you cuddling

"i don't know, sir... The internet scares me"

"Ye..."

Mammon didn't understand why. When Fizzarolli was there no one made these things, but with you it was different

The more Mammon watched, the more he realized how beautiful you looked, and how he liked these fanarts

Mammon started to like every post and imagine these things were true...

Every day, you find a new gift at your door from an unknown person, even if it wasn't that unknown because the wrapping was green black and yellow

One day though, Mammon decides to Rizz you up, because obviously he won't do it normally

"Sir, you wanted me here?"

You said after being called in his office, only to find Mammon in his special valentine outfit (It's just the old one but pink and with hearts)

"Hey, Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I’m feeling a strong connection"

That was horrible, adorable, but horrible

"Sir... What?"

"oh, shit uh... Well, I'm out of lines"

"What is happening?"

"Well, I never thought that would've happened, since you're a lower class and shit- but, I found myself liking these fan arts mentally unstable people post of us.."

"Oh!"

You were stunned. Mammon. THE Mammon... Likes you?"

"Well... If I'm gonna be honest... I also found myself liking some of those posts..."

Mammon didn't realise at first and looks at you confused (Idiot)

"I like you too"

Just after you tell him he realises. Mammon smiles widely and hugs you with his four arms, so tightly you couldn't breath

"oh, you're a bloody legend, Y/N!"

"Eh... The internet is really a magical place..."

[zimtlees]

i’m sooooo obsessed with your immoral orel he looks so miserable i need him so bad i mean WHAT 2)HJes who said that anyway if you have anymore head canons and drawings and literally anything to do with immoral orel plssss show 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

I hope this counts, lmao.

Sigh... right, you're totally right, it's PRETTY PATHETIC AND STUPID ( when I love a character I insult them), and he also feels like that, aaaall the time, partly because of his own actions too.

If he makes a mistake, he'd remember something bad Christina did in the past and throw it back at her. (Yeah, he's pretty vindictive, he's got a selective memory for what he wants.)

If Clay talks about not being a good dad (COUGH COUGH) Orel would say something like, "Yeah, but at least I didn't shoot my son in the leg." (Actually, HE inflicts psychological damage on his kids too, but he's still bothered by Clay talking about it, he's totally blind to it and thinks he’s better.)

Christina often justifies her actions with her past too, haha, what a pair.

It's funny 'cause I have a million things in my head that I can't get done, I'm studying at the same time, but I've managed to draw quite a bit anyway. Aaagh, I need to make a comic (ANGST)

[varibean]

happy halloween, another reupload! following the last art, varian can shapeshift and does so, a lot, all to be an asshole

[extraordinarium]

the scene in deadpool 2 where wade is at sister margaret's and doesn't know david bowie died is so absurd. like what do you mean he just doesn't know. imagine one day he and logan are comparing universes and logan is like "oh yeah and we still have david bowie" and wade goes "ummm so do we..." and logan has to be all "no you don't...? how do you not know about this everyone is always saying they miss him" safe to say it was a terrible no good awful day for wade

[yanderefarm]

i was torn between ajax having nipple piercings or not but i think that his darling would have to convince him. and by convince i mean just mention it.

y/n: im surprised they're not pierced. kind of figured they would be.

ajax: lol only chicks get their nips pierced.

y/n: ..... ok. im gonna pretend i didn't hear you.

ajax: you're right though it is really sexy... i always love when goth bitches got lil studs i can pull.

y/n: i think im gonna go now.

ajax: oh my god you wanna pull them don't you? you nasty freak. i bet you wanna hook weights to them and watch me cry. i bet you wanna attach a car battery to them and electrocute me to death. you freaky son of a bitch.

y/n: gone

ajax: im gonna get them pierced and once they heal you can do anything you want to them. you're so smart you freaky freaky slut.

ajax: ... where'd you go.

[slicedmayonnaise]

silly bill moments I think about on a daily basis