#he'll do it for the girls

[megaawkwardhuman]

[toonaviv]

jumpscare grip

[backpackingspace]

Okay so with the line "the olive tree where we first met" we have two equal hilarious options.

When penelope was sassily like oh I'll marry you if you make a living bed out of this tree right here! Cue penelope stumbling over odysseus very very carefully digging up the tree "because how else is he going to get it to itacha we can't have a wedding bed out in the open in sparta duh"

Or

2. Penelope, knowing that Helen's suitors would soon be arriving to take over her home for a while. Snuck out and went on her own wacky shenanigan filled journey where she scoped out all the major players. Odysseus caught her spying in an olive tree. And when she got back she told Helen she had dibs on the cutie from itacha.

[edorazzi]

More Thunderbirds Are Go! With an idea I couldn't shake; Kayo being the only one qualified to escort Penny to society events and "discourage" potential suitors (while shamelessly stealing Gordon's girl)! 🌸🗡️

The boys are all cute but Scott will have half a drink then idly drop some unhinged traumatic experience into polite conversation; Virgil will start lowkey stalking the unvaccinated guests; John hasn't come out of hiding since the Charity Auction Incident™; Gordon will free the buffet crabs into the ocean before showing off "cool" x-rays from the time he broke every bone in his body; and Alan will eat too many desserts, feel ill, then end up hiding under the table to play video games. Kayo is Penny's only hope of preserving any dignity! 😮‍💨

[teiasviago]

colin 🤝 anthony: making an heir in s3

[334iwatchshit]

hilson brainrot in this day and age is terrible for my health

[kalashnikovlobotomy]

an ame with which it's debatable whether he knows (probably, distantly.) or acknowledges (no) that he's a little *squeak* in the brain but it really throws him off balance when others notice . but he's not subtle... i think you go grocery shopping with him and he's very obviously turning things around to read the back but if he feels like you're staring he starts overheating. 20 minutes later he's still thinking about it and goes "haha yeah did i tell you im allergic to somethingxylathamine-B and gotta check everything for it? that's why i was doing that. by the way. if you were wondering." but you already forgot what he's referring to...

[mythicmarbles]

Context: Cyn just got purged from Uzi's tail and put into another body. She kinda got mixed feelings from Uzi manipulating her code to render her solver abilities completely disabled, So she ran out into the snow n stuff dramatically

[lovewilltellamillionstories]

I've made peace with most of part 2, but they really missed a chance for some bridgerton-level lust when Colin thirsts over Pen when he's going to get the blanket.

[spitblaze]

when heterosexuals do literary analysis of works in which queerness and the persecution thereof are major themes which they just completely skip over or call 'confusing relationships'

[bombtastic-monkii]

Harmony + Tibby

Broken Record + Tacky (OC)

*for my "Disharmonized Heaven" AU

[alwayshinny]

Hinny - 💞 for @potterheadlovespotter who was looking for something along the lines of this post.

Hermione didn't know what she was talking about. Exploring every broom cupboard with her boyfriend was absolutely vital to preparing her for the OWLS.

[dizzybevvie]

just whiteboard boys doing what whiteboard boys do....

[artist-issues]

All right I loved Twisters, too, but I have to stress that there wasn't anything in it that was groundbreaking. Nothing incredible.

Just plain good. Straightforward. Simply good. Wrapped up in a nice neat package. Not trying to right all the wrongs or check all the boxes.

Please don't put Glen Powell in every movie from here to 2029, he did a good job, but it wasn't him, it was the plain good story, and he and the others disappeared into that, that's their job, don't put them in every movie they won't FIT in every movie

[edwards-exploit]

Sodor, 1923

Gordon: You, There! What Are Your Pronouns.

Thomas: what's a pronoun???

Gordon: Indicative But Not Exclusive Of Your Gender Identity.

Thomas: stop cursing at me!

Gordon: Can I Refer You As 'Little Tank Engine'.

Thomas: but my name is Thomas!

...

Gordon: You, Larger Seagull! What Are The Tank Engine's Pronouns.

Edward: Oh, we use he/him for Thomas! He haven't got a care for matters like that, though.

[imminent-danger-came]

(3x10 Samadhi Fire) - (3x11 This Imperfect World)

You! You ruined everything! All that time you spent locked away, and you haven't changed a bit! I'm going to finish you, like I should have done a long time ago! I told you—you should have stayed buried.