#he'll do it for the girls

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Marvel's Squirrel Girl: The Unbeatable Radio Show! | All of Erik Lehnsherr's Call-In's

Episodes featured: The Fate of My Universe The Sinister Six Are No More Who Would Win In A Fight? Unbeatable

Full Podcast Playlist (Spotify)

Credits below:

Written by: Ryan North

Directed by: Giovanna Sardelli

Voice Cast: Milana Vayntrub - Squirrel Girl/Doreen Green Crystal Lucas Perry - Nancy Whitehead Leo Sheng - Koi Boi/Ken Shiga Davied Morales - Chipmunk Hunk/Tomas Lara-Perez Erica Schroeder - Tippy T. Squirrel Rob Nagle - Erik Lehnsherr

Key Art: "Squirrel Girl Infinity Comic (2022)" by Derek Charm - Doreen, Nancy, Ken, Tomas, Tippy "Magneto (2023)" by Todd Nauck - Erik

[megaawkwardhuman]

[toonaviv]

jumpscare grip

[backpackingspace]

Okay so with the line "the olive tree where we first met" we have two equal hilarious options.

When penelope was sassily like oh I'll marry you if you make a living bed out of this tree right here! Cue penelope stumbling over odysseus very very carefully digging up the tree "because how else is he going to get it to itacha we can't have a wedding bed out in the open in sparta duh"

Or

2. Penelope, knowing that Helen's suitors would soon be arriving to take over her home for a while. Snuck out and went on her own wacky shenanigan filled journey where she scoped out all the major players. Odysseus caught her spying in an olive tree. And when she got back she told Helen she had dibs on the cutie from itacha.

[edorazzi]

More Thunderbirds Are Go! With an idea I couldn't shake; Kayo being the only one qualified to escort Penny to society events and "discourage" potential suitors (while shamelessly stealing Gordon's girl)! 🌸🗡️

The boys are all cute but Scott will have half a drink then idly drop some unhinged traumatic experience into polite conversation; Virgil will start lowkey stalking the unvaccinated guests; John hasn't come out of hiding since the Charity Auction Incident™; Gordon will free the buffet crabs into the ocean before showing off "cool" x-rays from the time he broke every bone in his body; and Alan will eat too many desserts, feel ill, then end up hiding under the table to play video games. Kayo is Penny's only hope of preserving any dignity! 😮‍💨

[revvethasmythh]

you know, i think sam does often just throw out chaotic comments he thought up on the fly while he's playing, especially when he's revisiting veth in her post-canon appearances, but i also think sam is very much the kind of player to roll with what he says and make concrete character beats out of them afterward. he did this during the main campaign with veth's fear of water--that was just a bit played for jokes initially that he decided had some meat to it and asked to incorporate it into her backstory, which he did very well and to great effect. so i think when he says something lowkey insane in the post-canon oneshots etc., i always have that in mind. like yeah, there's a high likelihood that he just thought this insane thing up in the moment with no pre-planning, but it also does not mean that it can't be a significant thing he may focus on in the future. absolute crap shot with this guy (affectionate). leaves a lot of character possibilities open, though

[teiasviago]

colin 🤝 anthony: making an heir in s3

[alienfailboy]

hilson brainrot in this day and age is terrible for my health

[mythicmarbles]

Context: Cyn just got purged from Uzi's tail and put into another body. She kinda got mixed feelings from Uzi manipulating her code to render her solver abilities completely disabled, So she ran out into the snow n stuff dramatically

[kalashnikovlobotomy]

an ame with which it's debatable whether he knows (probably, distantly.) or acknowledges (no) that he's a little *squeak* in the brain but it really throws him off balance when others notice . but he's not subtle... i think you go grocery shopping with him and he's very obviously turning things around to read the back but if he feels like you're staring he starts overheating. 20 minutes later he's still thinking about it and goes "haha yeah did i tell you im allergic to somethingxylathamine-B and gotta check everything for it? that's why i was doing that. by the way. if you were wondering." but you already forgot what he's referring to...

[xxplastic-cubexx]

ohhh i just know magneto is so pathetic in bed constantly asking charles if he’s making him feel good and charles just praising him like 😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌

THIS IS WHAT I LOG ON TO THIS WEBSITE FOR 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[sulumuns-dootah]

Something nobody asked for but i made anyways...

Also thanks to @katy-the-same-as-tsuki and @girlfriendpaimonsgirlfriend for sending me the startled/surprised Beel screenshot ^^

[lovewilltellamillionstories]

I've made peace with most of part 2, but they really missed a chance for some bridgerton-level lust when Colin thirsts over Pen when he's going to get the blanket.

[spitblaze]

when heterosexuals do literary analysis of works in which queerness and the persecution thereof are major themes which they just completely skip over or call 'confusing relationships'

[fbfh]

do you guys wanna know what is incredibly niche and lives in my head not even rent free. this owns the fucking deed to my head and charges ME rent if I'm being honest.

been thinking about the cakeverse. check the link or google for context cause I'm so worked up I don't even have time to explain.

Tristin Dugray is a fork. he is a whole ass fork. I feel like the reason he's such a player is because when he was a really little kid, like almost too young to remember, he encountered another little kid at a playground or on vacation or something and they like idk licked ringpops then swapped them or something. yk average little kid activity. except that kid was a cake. he had no idea what was happening, he didn't even remember the kid, the ringpop didn't even taste like anything. but something did. and he's spent his entire life subconsciously chasing that feeling, that taste. that's why he's such a terrible flirt, always kissing girls, making out with them in the halls between periods, always has his sights set on someone new. he's looking for that taste.

then he sees you.

he doesn't know, but he has this gut feeling, this craving for you that he can't ignore. he thanks every god from every faith when Paris assigns him as your Romeo for your class project.

you know Tristin is a flirt, you know he loves teasing you and calling you a Mary, but you know he doesn't mean it maliciously or anything. still, you're a little nervous about the kissing scene. you've never kissed anyone before, and you're too shy to admit that to him, but you're worried you'll be... bad at it or something. you're worried until the actual kiss. you're laying down, and Tristin leans over you, caressing your face and drawing out his lines to make you squirm.

then his lips are on yours.

your taste explodes on his tongue. you taste so rich and sweet, you have this complex flavor profile like every delicious thing that's ever been described to him. you taste better than he could have possibly imagined, and Tristin has quite the imagination. he fucking groans against your lips. the scene, the characters, the several other people in your group project watching in shock and envy are all forgotten.

"fuuuuuck, mary..."

He's holding your head in his hands, caressing your cheeks with his thumbs as he kisses you deeper and deeper, his tongue working its way deeper into your mouth. he fucks your mouth with his tongue, tasting you like it feeds him. your head is spinning from the sudden intensity, the sudden shift in the atmosphere. someone calls his name, tries to snap him out of it, but he just glares over at them.

"get out."

it's an order, but not one he cares if anyone follows or not. he's too lost in you, lost in your taste to care if anyone's watching.

[bombtastic-monkii]

Harmony + Tibby

Broken Record + Tacky (OC)

*for my "Disharmonized Heaven" AU