#he’s their great uncle
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baby trans (ftnb genderqueer pre-op) and elder trans (ftm + top surgery & hrt)
reference from mellon_soup on pintrest
#he’s their great uncle#my ocs#treasure planet oc#trans#genderqueer#nonbinary#trans oc#transmasc#daniel o’connell#sophie iris#my art#lgbt#lgbtq#top surgery#treasure planet#original characters#original character#ftnb#ftm#trans ftm#trans ftnb#artists on tumblr
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One of my biggest nitpicks in fiction concerns the feeding of babies. Mothers dying during/shortly after childbirth or the baby being separated form the mother shortly after birth is pretty common in fiction. It is/was also common enough in real life, which is why I think a lot of writers/readers don't think too hard about this. however. Historically, the only reason the vast majority of babies survived being separated from their mother was because there was at least one other woman around to breastfeed them. Before modern formula, yes, people did use other substitutes, but they were rarely, if ever, nutritionally sufficient.
Newborns can't eat adult food. They can't really survive on animal milk. If your story takes place in a world before/without formula, a baby separated from its mother is going to either be nursed by someone else, or starve.
It doesn't have to be a huge plot point, but idk at least don't explicitly describe the situation as excluding the possibility of a wetnurse. "The father or the great grandmother or the neighbor man or the older sibling took and raised the baby completely alone in a cave for a year." Nope. That baby is dead I'm sorry. "The baby was kidnapped shortly after birth by a wizard and hidden away in a secret tower" um quick question was the wizard lactating? "The mother refused to see or touch her child after birth so the baby was left to the care of the ailing grandfather" the grandfather who made the necessary arrangements with women in the neighborhood, right? right? OR THAT GREAT OFFENDER "A newborn baby was left on the doorstep and they brought it in and took care of it no issues" What Are You Going to Feed That Baby. Hello?
Like. It's not impossible, but arrangements are going to have to be made. There are some logistics.
#idk what to tag this#worldbuilding#writing fiction#historical fiction#fantasy#a real-life example: my dad (a pediatrician) was once entrusted with the care of a baby who was born with a rare condition#this was in a place without great hospital/medical access and anyway they were going to fly the baby over#and he specifically asked them to bring the mother and baby#they show up with baby and...the baby's uncle#and he was like. y'all. do you think I asked for the mom to come just for fun??? We don't have formula here. what is the baby going to eat?
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Vincent Price guest stars on
The Muppet Show (1977)
#vincent price#the muppets#the muppet show#muppets#fozzie bear#gonzo the great#uncle deadly#i fucking love this#monster#best thing ever#i said it#bicon#bisexual#god#legend#best episode#hes so hot#such a gilf#he could get it#just sayin#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome#gif#gifs made by me#gif set#gifs
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i think my favorite "raditz-gets-brought-back-somehow" au is the idea that he accidentally gets brought back when goten is a kid and while everyone else is understandably wary given the last time he was around (even if they're no longer afraid of him because EVERYONE is a million times stronger than him) goten latches onto him like a goddamn leech. constantly hanging from his hair and poking at him and following him around and whatnot. calls him "mr. radish" that eventually changes to "uncle radish" when someone finally tells him his relation to goku. raditz is NOT happy about this at ALL but he really can't do anything because goten is a fucking super saiyan and could annihilate raditz with his pinky finger. so he just has to deal with it. and eventually things sort of smooth out and raditz becomes goten's weird gruff uncle that just kind of sits there while goten crawls all over him and gets all bristly when someone accuses him of caring about another person. and i say he's goten's uncle specifically because i think if he and gohan come within 50 feet of each other gohan goes mystic and stands there radiating the world's most tangible rage until raditz fucking skedaddles. gohan's gentle heart vs. the fact that raditz was quite literally the domino that triggered the absolute horror that was his childhood FIGHT
#eventually they can stand in the same room together without gohan flying off the handle and raditz almost immediately#ruins this by saying something like 'ha i guess you really aren't the little crybaby you were when you were a child anymore'#and goten has to fly up in gohan's face like WAIT DON'T KILL HIM DON'T KILL HIM DON'T KILL HIM HE'S TRYING TO BE NICE#and gohan's just like. Okay. and walks out#and then goten's just standing there like 'I think that went great Uncle Radish!' and raditz wonders if it's too late to go back to hell#gohan#goten#raditz
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they're watching magical mystery cure. me too girl, me too
#stanford pines#ford pines#great uncle ford#grunkle ford#mabel pines#mabel#ford#gravity falls#gf fanart#fanart#digital#divine draws#mabel put ford on mlp#he LOVES twilight sm#mabel is a pinkie pie girl with rarity as a close second#stan loves discord#he also wont say it but he loves luna (luna and celestia)#(him and ford are luna and celestia)#dipper loves twilight ofc but also loves fluttershy and rainbow dash#cause she's just so cool#he relates to spike a lot too lol
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Day 8 of Luffy month : Birthday clown edition
"I won't let what happened to me ever happen to another child. You will get the love you deserve and need"
#he would be a great uncle#my dear favorite character <3#happy birthday to my cringefail wife#one piece#op fanart#fanart#digital art#charliethechandelure#buggy the clown#monkey d. luffy#mugiwara no luffy#op buggy#op luffy
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Recently I’ve been getting anons and comments doubting the validity of some of the stories I tell on here. There’s nothing I can do to convince you that the stories I tell on here are completely genuine. All I can say is that they really are. I only post the wackiest, most interesting or funny stories of my life on here. You don’t get much of the boring day to day stuff.
Truth is, I come from a very long line of crazy people. When my dad was in med school he and some friends planted a small homemade bomb in an abandoned bathroom at their university. His roommate stole a pancreas from the corpse lab and put it in a girl’s backpack. The entire med school was suspended because no one owned up to it. My uncle would sneak out at night with my grandma’s car and she’d find out because she’d check the mileage and see it’d gone up, so my uncle started driving her car backwards since that didn’t increase the mileage. He got arrested driving her car backwards on the highway to another town. My uncle would steal my grandpa’s shotgun, tell his friends to jump in the pool, and start firing it randomly at the backyard. My cousin genuinely had two weed smoking girlfriends who were also girlfriends with each other. My great uncle had an affair exposed by having his intimate photos and videos with his mistress sent to the family groupchat by people who stole his phone, all because they were salty that my aunt told them to go fuck themselves when they messaged her asking for money. My aunt took out all her life savings and moved to another state to build a bunker because she believes the apocalypse is coming, and she didn’t even take any of her children. I don’t know how to tell you this, but life is just stranger than fiction sometimes. The sample size of life stories you get on my blog are just the instances in which that’s true.
#I don’t make money on tumblr I don’t have any mutuals I talk to this is truly just where I deposit my wackiest thoughts and experiences#there’s nothing I can do to prove to you that I’m being truthful when I make these posts but I just am#you not believing me doesn’t make it any less true it just robs you of basking in the ridiculousness that is my life#There are many mental illnesses running through my family but the one I inherited is bipolar disorder lol#there’s probably many more that didn’t reach me. whatever the fuck my uncle has being one of them#he was also arrested because he did a bunch of coke and started walking completely naked on top of the fence walls around the property#when you consider my family you actually discover that I am incredibly normal and well adjusted#please also remember that my family is from small town Brazil#shit like this just happens#this isn’t even touching on my great grandma who was a psychic
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A fun fact about "Bertie Changes His Mind" is that Bertie's preferred method of daughter acquisition (viz., adoption) is one he shared with Wodehouse, at least partially. Wodehouse clearly didn't mind the "marriage" part of the process, but he never had biological children and seemingly had no interest in doing so (everything we know about him points to him being very asexual):
Another fun fact is that he enlisted the help of his daughter Leonora on this particular story for the scenes in the girls' school:
The "intimidating headmistress" archetype was also pulled from Wodehouse's real life, and this will not be the last time we see her in the Jeeves stories:
(first and last excerpts are from P.G. Wodehouse: man and myth by Barry Phelps. The letter to Leonora is from Yours, Plum, edited by Frances Donaldson.)
#all wodehouse's letters to leonora are incredibly precious btw#he absolutely doted on her#real contender for the “number 1 dad” title#and since bertie clearly has some author self-insert qualities i like to think he would've been a good dad too#or at least a great fun uncle#letters regarding jeeves#jeeves and wooster#jeeves books#carry on jeeves#bertie changes his mind
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more of this little freak also. i like him.
#please excuse my cringeass fankid. i like him.#and i have a very specific vision of what fleetway sonic is like after XX years. okay. understand.#stc#sonic the comic#sth#sonic fankid#sonic the hedgehog#fleetway sonic#fleetway knuckles#knuckles the echidna#comet#amy rose#miles tails prower#tekno the canary#porker lewis#fanart#doodles#id in alt text#oc art#okaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy#i like him hes funny little kid blunt and autism blunt and it's great. to ME!!!!!#also i think sonic is a Funny parent. hes meant to be a fun uncle but he's now taking responsibility for this little thing#so he has to lie to his baby. because it's funny.#exit sonic
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As a "Billy Batson's a shapeshifter" truther (one of the powers given to him by the wizard is the power of Zeus, who shapeshifts all the time in mythology), I am now imagining your version of Ma'al becoming his mentor
Nobody in the watchtower is safe
he's so great with kids
#askjesncin#shazam#billy batson#martian manhunter#j'onn j'onzz#ma'alefa'ak#jl remix#boy getting mixed up with greek gods? pretty gender#ma'al's a great mentor and by great mentor i mean he's a fun uncle who won't get anything done
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Watch it man you got a kid on board
#i decided that i really needed to draw them like immediately. it was a visceral thing#i woke up in a cold sweat today with the one thought: chommy in a crop top..#and so here we are#tubbo got hit with the 70s beam also. oopsies#he's a great uncle but that doesn't mean he's not a danger. tie those shoelaces boy#this was super fun to work on i had a blast#i am happy with this! what a time huh.#anyway enough ranting hope yall enjoy alright bye-bye xoxo#my art#dsmp fanart#ctommy#ctubbo#michael beloved#fennec.art
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Vincent Price guest stars on The Muppet Show (1977)
#vincent price#the muppets#muppets#the muppet show#jim henson#fozzie#fozzie bear#uncle deadly#gonzo the great#i love this so much#he turns into such a kid around the muppets and i love it#such a beautiful man#inside and out#such a sexy gilf#bicon#bisexual#god#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome#gif#gifs made by me#gif set#halloween#spooky
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Diversity win! The two guys you’re trapped for all eternity with have not stopped arguing for 5 hours
#teds also there#he can’t do anything but he hears the arguing from the box#my life was not been the same since I found out wilbur and uncle Wiley are the same dude#makes a lot of sence in hindsight cuz wiley’s like…. the only other person there#anyways their relationship is probably fun#I have not seen the related nightmare time#but the concept of anyone getting to MacNamara is great#black friday starkid#uncle wiley#starkid#wilbur cross#general mcnamara#hatchetverse#hatchetfield#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#macnacross
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wayne's newest mug that he gets like the day after eddie and stevie officially start dating:
#big believer of wayne and stevie father/daughter bonding times watching sports and fishing before steddie are even dating#wayne knows it's just a matter of time and he wants to get to know his future daughter in law. and she's great#steddie#transfem steve harrington#stevie sees the mug and immediately starts crying bc 1) wayne loves her and 2) wayne loves HER like not only is he calling her an in law but#a DAUGHTER in law and she's like 🥺#eddie is as dramatic about this mug as you'd expect him to be#like. BETRAYED. by mine own uncle. i mean i can't fault your taste bc stevie is perfect in every way#but i WILL be prostrating myself around the trailer in throes of rejected agony
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okay I don't really know how to frame this. but like. funniest way to confirm Dean is Ben's dad is
20 year-old Ben takes a genetics test for fun or whatever, and the results he gets back are just batshit insane. it's like. oh hey. my biological father is a known serial killer who's still on the FBI's most wanted list and has been found or thought dead multiple times. and my uncle. and my grandfather. and my grandmother. and my--
#and then he tracks dean down and he's gay married with like three adopted kids to a dude who went on a serial murdering rampage against#known anti-gay preachers and politicians before disappearing again and oh hey he's also the infamous missing 'jimmy novak'#and there's his missing daughter claire who also has a shit ton of warrants. and some of these people have superpowers.#not to mention what adam adds to the tree.#oh hey my half-uncle's been presumed missing for a long time and so has his mom. so that's great.#anyway. just think ben showing up in the last season would've been a seriously entertaining way to bring him and his mom back. for drama.#(also. if emma was there. oh hey. my half-sister has superpowers. and also probably has warrants. what the fuck).#and why are these people asking about a mind wipe?#just something I think about sometimes.#ben braeden#dean winchester#sam winchester#john winchester#mary winchester#the winchesters#the campbells#samuel campbell#deanna campbell#castiel#emma winchester#claire novak#jack kline#destiel#spn text post#spn#adam milligan#kate milligan#my posts
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headcanon that Judith pretends not to know how to braid her hair just so that she can ask Daryl to do it for her and spend time with her
#also headcanon that it was beth who taught daryl how to braid hair#he knows judith is lying but he can't say no to her big sad brown eyes#daryl dixon#judith grimes#beth greene#daryl dixon is a great parent#uncle daryl#daryl and judith#family bonding#fanart#twd fanart#twd#the walking dead fanart#the walking dead
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