#he’s so polite

[sawtrappedirl]

He’s so cute, what’s wrong with him

[indiestsnake]

“I assure you, it’s merely a gesture of politeness in my homeland.”

“Mmhm. Yup. Got it. Never again. Ever.”

[i-got-da-rubes]

Fucking crying because the black rat’s scientific name is “rattus rattus”

[sincericida]

Sighting of ANDREW GARFIELD in London.

"Andrew Garfield just told me to have a good day. me just 🙊 in the corner GOD HLESS MY COUSIN FOR TAKING THIS" (from @oldandred tt)

The outfit:

😍

[beeh0rnz]

Batdr brainrot…yippee ✨🎉

[auro-cyanide]

With all the drama, this made me laugh

[idle-skull]

Such a polite, young man.

P.O.V it’s 3 A.M and you’re Lark.

[shiominato]

heat’s battle line is so loud I swear the neighbors can hear them but gale just goes “ʷᵉ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᵃᵈᵛᵃⁿᵗᵃᵍᵉ. ᵖʳᵒᶜᵉᵉᵈ”

[venmachinebroke]

demon posting since it was requested (his name is Asmorus btw, and yes a few designs are older than the rest)

[p0pp3t]

Mf doesn’t wanna piss his front paws (gfs bun named Oliver :])

make sure he washes his hands(paws?) after he’s done!! love you oliver

[kensatou]

MONKEY MAN (2024)

[somewhatvellum]

this will sureily convince the people that the royal family are not out of touch moneywasters and that we should be happy keeping them around for sure

[canisalbus]

✦ Freshly ordained ✦

[sparkleofstardust]

in light of the recent news that Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi has been found dead after a helicopter crash you might be wondering 'who the hell is this guy and why are so many people celebrating his death??' and i'm here to answer that!

to fully understand what's going on we need to look into Iran's history: when the Iranian revolution in 1979 happened the authoritarian king who was ruling at that time was overthrown, but the ensuing power vacuum lead to the islamic regime seizing power and establishing Iran as an islamic republic

the following years were incredibly cruel to the Iranian people; thousands of people (especially minorities) have been protesting against the strict islamic regime leading to many being jailed, tortured and executed.

and this is where Raisi played a big part: in 1988 he was part of a committee that ordered the execution of thousands of political prisoners who were protesting the islamic regime, earning himself the title of "the butcher of tehran"

do not be fooled by what the state media wants you to believe, the Iranian people are celebrating his death. he was a cruel mass murderer who has destroyed the lives of thousands of people, his death should be used as a time to mourn for all the suffering he has caused, and bring new attention to the political prisoners still being held in Iranian prisions today

because sadly the fight is far from over. many of you have probably heard of the murder of Mahsa Jina Amini back in 2022, causing a new wave of nationwide protests and establishing the "woman, life, freedom" movement. the regime has gotten increasingly cruel in their treatment of the Iranian people, especially women, but the people of Iran are not deterred and keep fighting for a free Iran.

if you want to know how you can help, please keep talking about us. the one thing the regime hates is international attention, and in the past it has been proven that international pressure has stopped the regime from executing various political prisoners. people like Toomaj Salehi are under imminent threat of execution and spreading their names could save their lives. so whether you share social media posts or talk to your family and friends about what is happening in Iran, anything helps 🙏🏼

jin, jiyan, azadi ✌🏼

[divineyetinpain]

Hello all!!

My boy came in!:D

We had a nice day just cuddling and napping before work! I wish I could’ve brought him….but he would’ve been alone and sad in my work locker so it’s better I keep him home with the rest of my babies!

[doomdoomofdoom]

Kamala Harris does want "transgender surgery on illegal aliens that are in prison", btw.

So since Trumpists are getting mad enough about the jokes to actually cite their sources, I thought I'd put the source out into my left extremist commie faggot echo chamber, too.

The claim originates from an ACLU questionnaire she filled out for her 2020 presidential candidacy, specifically this section:

She wasn't given a new questionnaire for 2024, and has stated that while her policy on some things may have changed, her values had not. (This most likely means she moved more to the center to appease larger demographics and cut corners to reach compromises. The basic politician stuff.)

It boils down to this: If you're in prison, whether for "illegal" immigration or other crimes, you rely on the state to provide you with necessary amenities, like food and health care. Her argument isn't "hell yeah everyone in prison should get sex changes for free". It's "gender affirming surgery is a necessary medical procedure. If you are in the states care while this becomes necessary, the state should provide it." If you're outraged by your tax money being used on this, consider the massive amount of people being incarcerated in for-profit prisons, on your dime. Then ask yourself if maybe a prison reform might be in order.

Worth noting: In 2015, while Attorney General, Kamala Harris actually argued against providing gender-affirming surgery to an incarcerated trans woman, claiming that HRT and psychotherapy were sufficiently covering her medical needs. She has since obviously changed her stance and assumed responsibility. (I would like to take this moment to remind my fellow left extremist commie faggots that "willingness to learn and rethink your views" is infinitely more valuable than "perfect from the start and unwilling to listen to anyone")

Also found in the source: This image of Kamala Harris participating in the 2019 San Francisco Pride Parade, wearing what I believe to be a sequin rainbow embroidered denim jacket.

I encourage you to read the provided CNN article and the answers to the ACLU questionnaire, as they give great insight into her values.

TLDR: Based.