#Konrad Curze

[suddenmojo]

I just think Night Lords are neat

He has rabies btw 💙🫶🏼

also would yall be ok w me just posting messy sketches on here. to prove im alive

[f1shz]

Woah :O

[green-square-anon]

@lemon-russ @ms--lobotomy

The Emperor canonically put animal dna in the primarchs.

Konrad Curze espcially is a feral bastard

Konrad Curze has never experienced true happiness, espcially not in a calm, content, manner.

Curze cuddling with his beloved being half asleep and completly relaxed, maybe resting his head on their chest, likely having his hair played with/pet or his back stroked. Experiencing this sort of content, happy relaxation for the first time and he just starts doing this low, deep rumble out of contentment. No, he didn't know about this beforehand either.

Turns out, Curze can purr.

It might not litterally be a cats purr. But in meaning and function he is purring. His voice is canonically deep and he's fuck huge (primarch and all) so it really is this deep rumble from his chest. The reader/oc/etc finds it cozy and sonerous listening to the deep rumble of his chest.

Apperently there's some differences in throat anatomy and meaning so it's not a true purr and apperently purring and roaring are mutually exclusive, but I watched a video of some big cat (lion or tiger) "purring". I can't find it, but just something about this sound that's so common coming from a being that just exudes power.

[moociaoafterdark]

The last post was a rhetorical question, but, glad you guys want to hear me out!

Anyway, the Imperial Palace is haunted. "Haunted".

Surely, there are no such things as ghosts, right?

Except, when the Raven Guard Astartes began to report things disappearing when you don't look at them and also seeing pale ghostly figure stalking the hallways, people began to tense up, even though some just brushed it off as them confusing a ghost for one of their own. When the Custodes began to back up the Raven Guard's claims, the Primarchs got involved.

So, the main ghost hunting squad consists of Horus, Sanguinius, Corvus and Alpharius (and Omegon, but, shh). If we assign them the "Mystery Gang" roles, then Horus is Fred, Sanguinius is Daphne, Corvus is Velma and Alpharius is either Shaggy and Omegon is Scooby, or it's the other way around. No one notices the changes anyway.

A lot of their methods include things like a ouija board (from which they learned many interesting things about the ghost, particularly how many pickles it can shove up its ass), asking the ghost questions in the dark room, taunting the ghost (and screaming like little girls when the ghost retaliates), using a radio to try to communicate with it... That kind of stuff. A lot of the times, Corvus tries to negotiate with the ghost by offering Horus a sacrifice, much to Sanguinius' annoyance. Surprisingly, Horus doesn't really mind becoming a sacrifice (he thinks he can fight the ghost off) (he can't do shit). Alpharius and Omegon are both amused, however they initially didn't take the hauntings seriously. As time went on, though, they slowly started to plan their way out of the group.

The gang then turned to Lorgar for help. Their research led them to find out that numerous religions, in the past, had ways to ward off ghosts. Perhaps Lorgar can do something? Lorgar decided that a religious sacrifice could potentially pacify the paranormal ("No, Corvus, we are not sacrificing Horus"). He ordered Alpharius and Omegon to find and bring a small animal that they could sacrifice, while Lorgar prepared the salt, the candles and the prayers. Alpharius brought a little white rabbit from the Palace's kitchen. Sanguinius was sad to see such cutie get sacrificed, he made sure to give that rabbit some pats before the ritual. When the right time came, the Primarchs, all 6 of them now, stood in the circle made out of salt, in the room that was pitch black safe for some lit candles. Lorgar read the prayers and tried to stab the rabbit in order to kill it. The dagger, instead, bent to the side, as if the animal was made out of steel. The white rabbit then became possessed and jumped onto Alpharius, trying to bite through his helmet... And almost succeeding, had Sanguinius not grabbed and tossed the vermin out from the circle. Despite being tossed by a Primarch with full force, the rabbit didn't even break a sweat, instead preparing to pounce on its next victim. Thankfully it was put down by Horus and a couple of shots from his bolter pistol that he thankfully brought with himself. The killer rabbit was dead and Lorgar felt despair. Why didn't his faith in their father stop the malicious presence? He will make that ghost pay! Feeling wronged, he joins the ghost hunting squad and helps keep the group together and to coordinate the rituals.

Magnus thinks he can crack the case himself. He gets the photo evidence of paranormal activity, however, his recording skills are subpar. The photos and videos are blurry as fuck, as if Magnus covered the lense with a thick coat of vaseline beforehand. No one believes him or takes his evidence as, well, actual evidence... Except Jaghatai. His bike has been acting weird lately. Sometimes it turns on all by itself, drives itself for a good distance, sometimes it refuses to turn on, or strange things pop out on the display. Something is messing with his bike and the Great Khan is REALLY pissed at this. And, so far, he only trusts Magnus with this, so, they become a ghost hunting duo. Through the series of unfortunate events, the two have to race away from the pissed off ghost, with Magnus clinging onto Jagh and yelling "DRIVE FASTER, I'M SCARED".

The ghost also visited the Night Haunter himself. When Konrad realized he had an intruder he looked at the ghost, who decided to appear to him as a demonic looking old woman, taller than Konrad himself. Their eyes locked together and Konrad just... smiled, his rotting teeth revealed by a wide grin. He and the Night Lords were never bothered by the ghost again after that.

When news reached Roboute of what was happening in the Imperial Palace, he just made a shocked face and went "Oh no... Anyway!" and then went back to drinking the finest of wines you could find on Ultramar, while basking under Macragge's sun. Jackass.

Ferrus and Rogal were both working on the project together and didn't even notice the ghost. At some point, the ghost became a third participant: holding a hammer or shinning a light where it was needed. When Ferrus and Rogal realized what was happening, they just... Went back to work and continued to exploit the ghost. They would never say no to free labour.

[kylekatarnandadmiralthrawn]

a very quick breaktime winter haunter. he is not enjoying the holidays.

[egrets-not-regrets]

Love the pants!

[idle-skull]

Freaks (Affectionate)

[madame-helen]

[sharenadraculea]

Konrad developing a fascination with long, pretty hair… unfortunatly he is not good in actually articulating his feelings and so his kink mostly results in him sneaking up on people and pulling at their hair Corvus is probally the main victim of these hairpulling attacks and Fulgrim is probally the only one who can really avoid them (he does so by bribing Konrad with all the fun things they‘ll do once they are in private and Konrad behaves until then)

[vvictuss]

Hello again, besties <3 I made a holiday themed Primarch poll if you'd like to fill it out!

Literally just for fun -- i love to make 'em and i know some people like to take 'em.

hey besties, i have a wh40k poll to fill out! <3

Just some goofy Primarchs bullshit. I got some great responses so far and i need more. GIMME

i'll be sharing them at some point :)

[magicalduck21]

[incorrect-primarchs-quotes]

[the-raven-lady]

Primarchs' Canon Voices

I don't think enough of us have heard the canon voices of the Primarchs so I made a supercut of all of them from the Horus Heresy: Legions game trailers and 40k cinematics.

(might have messed up a couple but I have them solid for the most part)

[lead0]

happy ween

[jinian-ginias]

'Had I my time again, and freedom from fate’s chains to act, I would never have become Konrad Curze. Konrad Curze was a betrayer. An unbeliever. A lunatic, but worst of all, father, Konrad Curze was weak. Night Haunter was strong.'

[stlptr]