#god i cant be bothered to list all of them

[soosmain]

Art practice first, and an honest attempt at the primarchs second, my main interest was making everyone look visualy distinct. Ordered by how much i liked the drawing.

[did-you-fall-for-a-shooting-star]

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[ckret2]

Stan thinking bill’s “an objectively beautiful woman” is one of the funniest ideas presented in this fic to me im literally always thinking abt that. Stans like ‘if he closes his creepy eyes and doesnt talk and i also dont talk and have a couple beers and pretend i cant see the bleached spot on the windowsill where sixer kept that creepy gold statue of him for years then-“

that's it, that's it exactly.

Listen, you've gotta consider what we know about what Stan's attracted to. Carla "Hot Pants" McCorkle. Lazy Susan. Darlene. I'm gonna count Eda "Marilyn" Clawthorne, it's close enough to canon for me. What does this tell us Stan's into?

big hips/butts (Carla HOT PANTS—might not be THAT big but Stan considers it her most defining feature; Susan; Darlene & her goddam spider ass)

big hair (all four of them)

not turned off by con artist vibes & blatant fake flattery (definitely Darlene; presumably Marilyn)

not bothered by weird eyes/only using one eye (Susan) or even inhuman eyes (Darlene)

gold tooth???? (Marilyn)

It's not a long list. But by god, Bill's human body fits it.

And that's very funny. It's like if a swamp monster shambled up to the porch wearing an ill-fitting disney princess gown and Stan went "well, you've gotta admit, that dress is gorgeous"

[fornasedensgudar]

A while back ago I had a lil rant about the pagan/heathen/witch community and made this list with my friend about some problematic aspects about our craft/faith/practise or what ever you call it to help pepole who are new to it.

Idk if it any of worth or if anyone will bother to read all this but I hope its somehow helpfull for you new ones to this path.

(Pardon my 🇬🇧, im a 🇸🇪)

1. Not every polytheist does magic or has an intrest in it and thats ok.

2. Not every norse heathen knows runes or has to know every Rune and meanings to have a meaningfull relation to the gods and nature.

3. Not every raven is a sign of Odin, sometimes it just means you saw a raven and thats just as good if not better if you ask me.

4. Being able to quote havamal in old norse or know every myth and kenning of the gods is good. But does not mean you have a stronger spirital connection the land and the gods then those who dont know it all. It just means you are good at reading. And that in it self is something you should take pride in.

5. A good acorn and some dirt is just as good if not better than any long ritual with ancient chantings sourounded by a collection of crystals.

6. The pebble you find on a walk can shine just as fine on your altar, as the amethyst that was mined and payed for.

7. Your altar dont have to look Nice, it just need to feel Nice.

8. An offering dont have to be big to work. It just have to mean something.

9. Offering one loaf of bread you baked with your own two hands, is worth more than five loafs you payed somone to bake.

10. Just because a pebble dont have a story, does not mean it never had one. And just because a star has a story, does not mean its a good one.

11. If all nature is holy, that includes the parts you dont like or find nasty. Yes even ticks and spiders, mud and horrnets. No one said you had to like holy things.

12. Your body is a temple yes, but you and only you decides what rites and offerings are right the god within said temple.

13. You can still be a drunk horny ape and be spiritual.

14. No illustration of the gods is more corect or more true to their form.

But then there is no garantee everyone will see who its meant to be. And thats ok.

15. Doing spirtual junk and practise magic or healing does not make you more enlightened...

16. Just because you wrote a book about magic, healing and spiritual matters, does not make it a good book or you a good author.

17. Just because someone you look up to said it, does not make it more right. It just means they said it.

18. Making this list to remind the pagan/witch/heathen community to hummble them selfs does not make me better. Im also doing this to just remind myself. Im not better or wiser than any of you lot.

19. Dont ever expect to have your craft respected if you dont give that same respect back to others.

20. It does not matter how old or big your coven or group is. If it has toxic and harmfull parts that clearly hurt and or make pepole unhappy. Then its ok to criticize it. Age or size does not make it untuchble.

21. If a craft or faith says its all about nature but cant change its ways, then it has clearly missed a very important thing about how nature works.

22. Every rock is an altar and every forest is a temple.

23. For every horn of mead you offer to the gods, you should plant at least one seed.

24. If all in this world has a spirit and is alive, does not mean you cant take space and exist and live in it.

25. Its not about beliving. Its about to experience and to perceive. That if you ask me, is the core of animism and polytheism.

[ironunderstands]

Would be waiting for acheron brainrot ramble here

Is it time for Acheron brainrot ramble? It’s time for Acheron brainrot ramble. Prepare for the most stream of consciousness post ever, I had so much fun writing this she has taken over my consciousness and puppeted me for my own ends, and commanded me to demonstrate how peak she really is. So enjoy, hopefully I can get others to love Acheron just as much as I do.

I think there are three reasons why I like Acheron 1) she’s really fucking cool 2) I love characters who guide/mentor others 3) She’s charming as hell.

Hoyo you aren’t allowed to make characters this good.

The music in her trailer, her aesthetic, the amount of fire fucking one liners. THE COLOR RED (I’ll get into it)

“Find me, your end, my origin.” Who cooked here who wrote this who’s the chef please where’s the restaurant I’m eating this up

“On the still waters of oblivion, I guide the wandering souls” GRAHAJDJWJKSSW YES YOU DO OH MY GOD I CANT PUT INTO WORDS HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS LINE SHUT UP EVERYONE SHUT UP. Like she literally is at the edge of existence fighting to help others find their future, I just. RAAAA

SHE CUTS A BLACK HOLE IN HALF?? HUHH AUGHH a black hole that’s the manifestation of meaninglessness in the universe, and she goes “nah” and fucking obliterates it?!!?

“I weep for the departed” Those who have died are gone, and slowly losing themselves even further. For decades, centuries, millennia, even, Acheron has witnessed this, and still cries for them, still guides them to the other side, even if the task itself is meaningless, because someone should do it, someone has to do it, and that someone is HER.

She saves Aventurine, she saves the Trailblazer, she saves the entirity of Penacony. Someone blessed by the manifestation of nonexistent dedicates her life to giving others a reason to live.

Aventurine asks her why people should bother living, if the dice are always weighted in a certain outcome, then why should we keep going? Aventurine asks her why people should bother living if the universe is meaningless?

He fully expects her to say people shouldn’t.

But Acheron doesn’t do that. The dice are weighted against us. Not just in game, but in reality itself. We will all die, you will die, the people you care about will die, I might die, it remains to be seen. However, before that inevitable ending, before the curtain finally closes, we have so many choices to make. If the ending is the same for everyone, it doesn’t matter, and Acheron tells Aventurine this.

Because the Nihility envelops everyone equally, the universe is equally meaningless for everyone, nobody is the special someone destined to have a destiny. Therefore, it doesn’t matter. Aventurine has no reason to live. And Aventurine has no reason not to live. She tells him his time hasn’t come, because it hasn’t. Until that dice roll, until his final breath, Aventurine can still make choices and he can still choose to live for himself, and that’s the answer Acheron gives him.

But she knows that’s not enough. Aventurine will still struggle to live for himself, after all he’s been through, after the mountain of expectations and hopes and dreams piled onto him. So she tells him his friend has already given him the answer. Aventurine pulls out the note written by Dr. Ratio. It doesn’t give him a plan, doesn’t inform him of what expectations he has for him, doesn’t list every single reason why Aventurine should keep going. Ratio tells Aventurine to stay alive and keep on living, because he doesn’t need anything more than that, there isn’t anything more than that. Her caring about Aventurine, Ratio caring about Aventurine, that’s enough to keep him going, because other peoples love is enough of a reason to exist, universe be damned.

existing. The Existence. AKSJAKKSNDKKWEN.

Like you don’t understand, you don’t understand. ACHERON IS ENVELOPED IN THE MEANINGLESSNESS OF THE UNIVERSE BEFORE SHE FINDS ITS EXISTENCE, ITS VALUE, ITS MEANING. Even if it can never be achieved, Acheron is willing to destroy herself completely as she walks farther and farther into the Nihility trying to find the Existence, even if it takes every from her she will find it. Only by giving up her existence can Acheron find the Existence and kill the Nihility. Only by sacrificing her own life and giving up her own meaning can she give it to others.

Red. She tells the trailblazer that when they can no longer see the world in anything but black and white, there will be a brief flash of Red for them.

Red is the Existence. Red is the color of her blade that allowed her to cut that black hole in half. Red is the only color left when she unsheathes her sword. Red is the color of the tears she cries. Red is the color of the words she speaks to us that truly matter.

Red is the color she cuts into reality. In a world of black and white, in which all the light has been swallowed by IX, and the path ahead is blurry, Acheron illuminates the universe’s future in bright red, creating color, creating life, creating Existence in a world devoid of it.

We will encounter the Nihility along our journey, just as we would encounter every other aeon. The world will seem meaningless, and it will be devoid of color, but when the Trailblazer needs it the most, there will be Red. A reason to keep going, a reason to exist, a reason to keep on Trailblazing, because the path of the Trailblaze’s end is also at the Existence, and we will meet Acheron there again. Whether that color will come from us or her remains to be seen, but it will be there for us when we need it.

However, I think we/the Trailblazer will be alone. As that flash of red isn’t the only thing Acheron tells the Trailblazer.

Only when left alone can people pick themselves up. Only when help is absent can people truly fight for themselves. Only when you are alone, can you truly understand your existence.

That doesn’t mean other people don’t matter, that you have to walk the world alone, that you can only exist devoid of others. Quite the opposite actually, other people can be your reason to exist, something to help keep you going. Acheron knows this, which is why she directs Aventurine to Ratio’s note. That’s the meaning he can find in a meaningless universe.

Moreover, people help each other, they provide the tools other people need to exist, the anchors that ground people in reality, the reason why you might want to wake up in the morning, they create the things and ideas that you need and enjoy. It’s when you are ripped of these comforts, stripped of the things that make you want to keep going, is when people fight for their existence. As in a world devoid of everything, can you truly appreciate the things you have, and acknowledge that since there is now nothing, you are the only something. When there is no one there to save them, fools pick themselves up, and that is Existence.

I love Acheron. I love her silly amnesiac tendencies, I love her beautiful design, I love that she’s a Mei counterpart, but most of all, I love what she stands for.

Acheron is the indomitable human spirit personified, she quite literally chooses to exist in the face of absolute nothing. When the world loses all color, does she paint reality in a bright red with her sword, writing her own destiny with each and every slash.

And for that, I will always adore her.

[ashton-sano]

Food Wars! Shokugeki no Souma in: Going Grocery Shopping

(Char. Involved: Sōma Yukihira, Akira Hayama, Takumi Aldini, Eishi Tsukasa)

(Thank you so much for 40 notes! Here's another one for you guys. Sorry i couldn't do a short story for these but take some headcanons my dears.)

Sōma Yukihira

-Usually you cant take him anywhere because he causes an issue in which you have to be asked to leave (much to your despair)

-The grocery store is probably the only place you two can go without much problems

-May or may not be sneaking ingredients that werent on your list into the shopping cart

"Oh? What do you mean there werent any Rice crackers and Salmon in the cart before? I'm certain you put them in."

-Will asked to be pushed in the cart around the aisles

-If he ever gets lost, find him in the Frozen Dessert aisle, he loves it there for whatever reason

"C'mon Babeeee. Just one more tub of Ice cream.....Yes i know we already have 4 tubs already. Your point is?"

-However if you were shopping for a food war/cooking practice, he'd be very helpful

-Recommending ingredients, telling you the best flavor combinations from his experience, and slipping in a few personal items

-Overall, hes a massive child in the store so please hold his hand so he doesn't run off

Akira Hayama

-A rollercoaster of emotions

-Its like stepping into a whole other world when you food shop with him

-He tends to find the items in the store "Sub par" and "Second rate" but always picks the best ones with his well trained sense of smell

"Why bother buying from these cheap stores when i have fresh spices and blends at home?"

-He'd swear he hates shopping with you but secretly enjoys the time he spends with you (Good luck getting him to admit it though)

-May subtly tease and feign ignorance when you need help reaching something at a higher shelf

"Hm? Cant you reach it on your own from down there?” -pause- “Whats that look on your face for?"

-On rare occasions, he'll hold your hand when you go together

-He swears its just so that you dont get lost but you know better

-To be honest, its just less of a arduous task if you just go by yourself

Takumi Aldini

-One of the most normal ones on this list if we're being honest

-Its just a calming and sweet time through and through

-He's usually the one to ask you to go with him but will flush when you ask why

"Dont be silly, I just thought you'd want to pick up some things for your upcoming food war, thats all."

-Will never leave you on your own in the store since he loves spending time with you more than he'll admit (his face gives him away)

-He'll push the cart and carry your bags like a gentleman

"How could you even say that, Il mio amore? As if id let you carry them when you already paid."

-An absolute god at picking vegatables for some reason

-His background in the restaurant business definitely plays a part

-In the top 3 (And not three) guys you should always bring when you're shopping

(New!) Eishi Tsukasa

-A walking beige flag when it comes to shopping

-You either love it or want to rip every single hair from your body with tweezers

-Hes not loud or causing a disturbance but hes micro managing and nitpickjng everything

"Thats the one you chose?" "Uhp, I wouldnt go with that one."

-Its better to just let him do everything because he'll make you feel stupid no matter what move you make (even though thats not his intention)

-He means well but lets be honest, you just arent on the same page very often in terms of shopping

"I apologize dear but you know im particular. I dont mean to hover."

-If you have no filter and tell him to cut it out, he'll immeidiently draw back into himself at your blantant rejection

-His more awkward side will show and he will mumble endless strings of apologies

-Just be ready to put up with this weird snowflake

[cerberus-new-owner]

WHOOOOOO week late birthday present to me from me

thank you me

your very welcome me

did i speed write like over half of this like 4 minutes ago (as im editing this and adding the intro on tumblr) yes, yes i did

But anywaysssss onto the cw

CW: like none (i hope), gn mc, mc and the characters relationships can be taken as platonic or romantic, fluffffff

Lucifer

the same pen every year but, its not just him stealing it from mc's room to rewarp it he has a box full of the exact same pens if one of them has a slight defect he will write a letter to the company that made the pens and send the damaged pen with it (mc shouldn't mention the fact that they've gotten the exact same pen from him four years in a row his pride will be hurt and he will just start engraving their name into the pens never know he may eventually switch it up and put a cute little nickname or something on the pen instead of just 'mc'), either that or he listens very closely and pays attention to what mc might need throught the year need a new desk at some point cause satan broke theirs placing a book down consider it bought mc dropped their bag in a puddle and need a new laptop it's theirs. sadly though he will only get them things that are practical hat they say they need so no jewlery or devices you already have that work fine unless mc can come up with a good excuse as to why the latest tech is needed for studying, there is the odd chance he may get them a bottle of demonus thinking 'they seem to like the taste of it even if it doesn't affect them' (doesn't matter what he gets mc the pens will always be given to them as a fun little bonus prize)

Mammon

anything and everything mc has even looked at for more than half a second is now in their room they mentioned a certain idk (whats something a half sane sheep that has to babysit like 9 demons 2 angels and a sorcerer on daily basis look at in a store oh well) mc mentions something they saw the other day that caught their eye his broke ass is looking for the cheapest deal he can find (or most expensive depends on if he has goldie or not) and buying it

Satan

like lucifer mans will think practical things and like himself he thinks books are the most practical things of all of course cats are fairly high on his list of practical things (they are a must have unless you're allergic to them if you're allergic to them im sorry cats cause you pain, then again they cause most people pain tiny little fluffy a holes that i love continuing) he will be bothering mc about their choice in books asking alot of questions along the lines of 'what genre are you most into' 'mc whos your favourite author' 'fiction or non-fiction' all in attempt to figure out what mc likes if mc isn't really into books and is into idk sports or gardening something like that he will search endlessly to find an interesting book to give mc on one of their hobbies and if they don't like the book he can always "borrow" them to learn more about mc's likes and hobbies

Asmodeus

feel like this is a no brainer but some kind of spa day or outfit (wait new headcannon alert what if he knows how to sew and occasionally makes clothes for himself for y'know when theres nothing new in fashion or theres an important event he cant find anything fabulous to wear but occasionally being the keyword he probably uses most of his talent fixing rips in satan shirts from satans outbursts) anyways... he will spend an entire day fawning over mc he will make sure they dont lift a finger god forbid they get a papercut from wrapping paper or worry lines from stressing about how tf they're supposed to sleep when mammons filled their room with gifts

Feel like because of this i should do how they wrap the gifts so this goes for Christmas / any other holidays too so bonusss (this is also who would remember to include a card)

lucifer

plain colour probably in mcs favourite colour no ribbon or anything fancy just plain [insert favourite colour] wrapping paper, he takes pride in wrapping his gifts neatly (he's wrapped the same pen for several years straight he has had practice) he gets a card for mc like the presents wrapping the outside is a plain colour with words relating to whatever celebration it is with either the dryest shit ever written on the inside or the most sappy shit depends on his relationship with mc if its the latter option though we will only give mc the card in private knowing exactly how his brothers would react

mammon

he uses the christmas wrapping paper from two years ago that everyone forgot they had until he called out 'anyone gonna use this wrapping paper i found in the closet' to satan replying 'you know thats christmas wrapping paper right' and mammon taking satan answer as a go ahead to use it, he'd do his best to wrap any gifts he got mc he looks up a tutorial and everything and 100% is proud of his work not matter how messy it looks, if anyone chooses to mention how messily it's wrapped he will say its part of the suspense he will use ribbons and bows to add extra effect

he forgets about aa card entirely

leviathan

ruri-chan wrapping paper wrapped as neatly as possible so the little images line up on every side as perfectly as possible he will spend hours trying to get the folds just right so the images line up nothing fancy like ribbons or bows he'd feel bad if he covered one of the characters so he doesn't bother with it

he panicked about what to write in the card so he gave up deciding that having a marathon with mc was way more important than writing his feelings onto a card

satan

cat wrapping paper or wrapping paper that looks like pages from books he makes any gifts he's wrapped look pretty (just like the pretty boy he is whosaidthat/j) he wraps the gift neatly and puts a little bow on it before writing a heartfelt card and using a little bit of tape to attach it to the wrapped box

asmodeus

picks out the prettiest wrapping paper he can find even if he's just wrapping a card that says "Spa Day!" he is wrapping it neatly with utmost care

he chooses a card based on mc's likes and hobbies of course making sure it's bedazzled and as pretty as possible

beelzebub

two layers of wrapping paper he found one that had images of food on it but halfway through wrapping mc's gift with it he took a bite out of the wrapping paper so he changed wrapping paper to a plain one so he would be somewhat less tempted to eat it

he gets mc a card and starts to write something in it before the writing stops mid word and theres a bunch of crumbs from him eating something forgetting to finish the card and giving it to mc anyways

belphegor

clouds it's very nicely wrapped because he probably went to one of those 'we wrap the presents for you' places and paid them the only part he did himself was the card and he put a tiny bit of effort into it until the writing gets smudged and messy and is that a bit of drool he fell asleep midway through writing oh well guess he better nap with mc to make up for falling asleep

omg what will i do nowwww guess what

boom

double bonus cause i said so

Barbatosss

tea party, tea party, tea party (i like tea) he will invite mc to the castle not only does this mean he gets to celebrate diavolo also gets to celebrate mc's birthday (like diavolo wasn't the one to suggest it, barbatos just anticipated dia asking to invite them over) barbatos will cook mc food from the human realm majority of it being things he heard them say they liked or missed from the human realm occasionally he might throw in a devidom ingredient or two to enhance somethings flavour or to add a fun little surprise (maybe he throws in something to change the colour of their fur for a few minutes who knows) as for the acctual gift part he probably gets mc something small to remind them of him or something practical he's not lucifer when it comes to gifts and may look into the future to see if theres anything mc will need in the near future like maybe their bag is gonna break in the next two weeks and they'll need a new one just so happen barbs gave them a new bag for their birhday the week before perfect

he wraps gifts by himself with a plain wrapping paper of mcs favourite colour and by far out of everyone wraps them the nicest he's lived for a millennia he's had practice wrapping gifts when it comes to writing a card for them he does his best to make it heartfelt and meaningful

soooooo tadaaa i've finished unless people want the others (by people i mean if i were in theory to gain motivation to write for the rest of the characters)

i hope people enjoyed this have a good day, night, brunch, apple, pen (pineapple apple pen)

follow the leader, the leader, the leader, follow the leader right to the masterlist

dangnabit his means im old now too

[ysomtt]

👑 AS THE GODS DEMANDED 👑

Chapter 3

👑Baldwin iv x Reader 👑

A/N: Hello! Finally i was able to put everything into one chapter! I don't know why it wasnt letting me do it? But anyways.... enjoy!!

AO3

The morning came sooner then you wanted. You had puffy eyes from crying but no one mentioned it. As your ladies dressed you in a red and gold gown with a white veil and an appropriate crown and giggled and commented about the wedding night, you had to just smile and pretend that you were anything but devastated.

As your advisor listed your activities for the day you just had one wish, to talk to your husband alone, preferably at night.

Your first duty was breakfast, easy enough… except it was with your husband and you were not looking forward to meeting him at the moment. But there was no way out.

You entered the dining hall to an empty table and your husband sitting at the head. "Good morning my lord." you bow and sit in front of him with your advisor behind you. Baldwin was seated at the dining table, his gaze shifting to you as you entered with your advisor. His eyes widened slightly at the red gown you wore, the color standing in sharp contrast to his deep blue attire. "Good morning my queen." he replied, gesturing for you to take a seat across from him. His eyes lingered on your veil and neckless before settling on your eyes. "You look quite lovely this morning." "Thank you my lord" Baldwin takes note of your advisor's presence, amused by the cautious nature of the older man. He looks at you as you take your seat.

"You appear to have a shadow," he comments, a hint of humor in his voice. You chuckle motioning for the servants to start setting the food. As you ate you made a point to not look at him at all while you spoke "In the matter of time what may I do to occupy mine? Am I needed by your side all the time?" Baldwin regarded you for a moment, considering your question. He was accustomed to solitude, that would be preferable. "You are not required to be by my side at all times," he replied. "I have my duties as king, and I understand that you may have yours as well." "I would like, with your permission, to walk the streets and know your people. Forgive me, our people." you finally looked at him to ask. The beggars and lepers at your wedding bothered you very much, you would like to help them. "You may walk among the people of Jerusalem." he answered "But I must caution you. The streets can be dangerous, especially for a woman of your status. Promise me you will be careful and not venture out unaccompanied." "I promise you my lord." you then got up and bowed and left the room abruptly.

You made sure to not look at his face as you left, it may be disrespectful but you couldn't help but be petty and by the look of your advisor you were in trouble…

"What was that my lady?" your advisor said as you entered your room. "What was what?" "You know. What is your problem my lady?" you sigh as you turn to him with your arms crossed. "I am alone! Companionship is important to me. I am a stranger in this court, besides you I have no one! I, alone, in a strange land surrounded by courtiers that lie to me and a husband who wont even talk to me!" "What are you talking about silly girl…" he gently said "You are a queen! You are free! Many dream of this, and you have it! You are free to do anything you want!" "I want love!" you throw your hands up. "Silly girl…" your advisor smiled and kissed your forehead, how frustrating! He was acting like you were a little girl! You were a married woman now! "Come, lets present ourselves to the other courtiers…"

✶⊶⊷⊶⊷❍⊶⊷⊶⊷✶ Sybilla was beautiful you cant deny it. But the look in her eyes as she looked at you were nothing lest then malicious… she didn't trust you, not even a little bit, and you didn't blame her… "My lady." you did a curtsy as you found her playing with her son in the gardens. She was holding a wooden sword, pretending to fight against her young son. She looked over and smiled at you.

"Don't bow, please. I am the one that should be bowing, my queen. We must have a serious talk." "My lady?" you looked at her worried, you expected a serious talk from her in a while but not so soon…

She came to you holding into your arms and bringing you further into the garden. "Should i bring the physician?" you look at her with an confused expression "Physician? Why?" "Well, you had your night hadn't you? The health of the queen is my responsibility…" you blush and look away, "I see…" Sybilla said nodding and looking ahead. "Maybe its for the best!" you looked at the ground. Maybe she was right. Maybe it was for the best. Its best if your husband doesn't desire you, it is best if you have no love in your relationship…

"I wish to walk the streets. will you walk with me?" you ask after a moment of silence. "No my dear, i have my duties and you have yours. Please feel free to walk the streets of Jerusalem…" you nodded and both of you bowed and you took your leave.

✶⊶⊷⊶⊷❍⊶⊷⊶⊷✶ The streets were packed, and your presence didn't help. People gathered around your guards wanting a glimpse and a touch of you. It was getting overwhelming very fast… As you approached the stalls the people started to dissipate and now it was time for the merchants to try to get your attention. Even though you had no intention of buying anything you were polite to pass every stool and talk to every merchant. A little girl, not even older than 12, was guarding a stool selling fruits and she was so cute that you could not help but play with her for a bit. "Well what do we have here?" you asked and the girl giggled and hid her face for a bit "The most delicious fruits my queen!" she proudly stated. "Oh really? Can you assure me of that?" You chucked and heard some of your guards do the same. "Yes my lady! My father was the one that planted!" "Well then, they must be delicious! I want…" you looked around at the fruits "An apple!" you exclaimed picking up the juiciest apple you found. The girl giggled as you gave her the gold and bowed in an exaggerated curtsy making you laugh and bow yourself.

However your happiness was interrupted by a grab at your skirt, when you looked around you saw a leper grabbing onto you "Please my lady! Help me! Save me! Bless me!" the guards were quick to grab him pushing him to the ground before you could protest. "Wait no!" you screamed as he was dragged away "How dare you!" you screamed at the guards "How dare you treat a man this way!" "he is an lazar!" "He is a man!" you screamed in anger and indignation. Your advisor was quick to grab you and pull you away "My lady is feeling embarrassed, we shall go!" he was quick to push you into the carriage.

✶⊶⊷⊶⊷❍⊶⊷⊶⊷✶ The walk back was silent and the tension was in the air. As soon as you entered your room you were quick to turn back into anger. "How could you? Pull me away like a delicate flower! I am your queen!" You screamed at your advisor "You were grabbed by a leper, aren't you scared?" he answered. "Do you think of me a hypocrite? How can i love my husband and hate that man?" "Do you?" you looked at him quizzically "Love your husband?" he clarified. You were stunned. You didn't thought about it. Of course you did. He was your husband! But did you really?

Well a little bit… he was beautiful and kind to you, in the small times you talked, well unless last night was an indicative of how your relationship would go… Well, he didn't love you, but its okay, you loved him and that is what matters right? It was the duty of a queen to love and be devoted to her husband, and you were! Because you did love him! Call it silly and love at first sight but you did love him!

"Get your head out of those books you read and please face the reality for the fist time! You are a queen! You cant afford to get sick and die young, that is your husbands job…" "How dare you-" "Stop! You know what is going to happen, don't ruin this for me!" Your eyes widened with his words.

"My lady, please be reasonable! I understand that your husband, our king, is sick but no one expect you to conceive, they don't expect him to be able to perform his duties… Pig face they call him, leper's whore they call you! Please my lady!" Your advisor held your hand and looked deep into your eyes, he was begging you, you've never seen him do this… so you listened… That night you didn't go to Baldwins room.

[thegoodwitchsworld]

PART 1

Part 2

Academic rivals Y/N x steve rogers where you cant help but raise your hand in class like Hermione everytime teacher asks a question, and Steve and his friends mock you for being a nerd.

But then he corners you outside class, your wrist twisted behind your back as he presses you against the wall angrily- "You think you're so smart love? Alright let's see who tops the exams"

"What's this guy's problem even?" You mutter angrily to yourself, wondering how spilling a coffee on someone on the first day of class could make you arch enemies forever

because that's how you met each other

you were rushing to class and the coffee in your hand spilled on his brand new white canvas shoes, making him yell at you angrily

You offered to pay for them to get cleaned of course, but he was far too mad to listen

"Oh you will pay for them huh? They cost more than your dad's annual income, sweetheart," he had sneered in your face as his friends laughed behind him.

That was when you decided you hated the rich asshole.

"My god, so costly? And yet you still look like trash," you fake pouted before emptying the rest of the coffee over his head.

All chances of redemption were lost after that.

So you spar inside class, trying to out-debate each other every time while your professors shake their heads and ask you both to leave.

And in exams it is always a race to get to see who finishes first, and then who scores higher.

And everytime Steve tops, he hires the school band to follow you around for the rest of the day chanting "Steve is our king" on top of their voices.

And when you score the highest instead, you hire the school’s drama club to follow him around dramatically reciting ‘Ode to the Fallen Scholar’ every time he enters a room.

He gets on your every last nerve, so you make sure to get on his.

So when you're standing on the sidewalk because it suddenly decided to rain and he stops his car next to you, you sigh because you're too wet and cold to get into a sparring match right now.

His window rolls down, and he doesn't even bother to look at you, that arrogant bastard.

"Whoa loser, I didn't know you enjoyed rain this much", he deadpans.

"Fuck off Steve, you're blocking the view," you roll your eyes.

He's quiet for a second before he speaks again.

"Get in".

"What?"

"You heard me. Get in fast. I will not wait all day."

So you silently get inside, fastening the seat belt as he watches you.

"Try not to get the carpet too dirty," he quips as he starts driving.

you roll your eyes again.

"Yeah yeah, i know it costs more than my dad's annual salary."

he looks over at you, an amused smirk on his face. "Glad you caught on, loser".

You flip him off.

The car ride is quiet. You almost fall asleep by the time he reaches your flat downtown.

"Get out," he says gruffly, but his palm is gentle as he shakes your shoulder.

You wake up with a start, then slowly and groggily get out of the car. You bite your cheek as you're about to close the door.

"What?" He looks at you questioningly.

"Would you- would you like to come in for coffee or something...?" You ask hesitantly, bracing yourself for another rude joke.

He raises an eyebrow. "That your way of saying thanks?"

You shrug, smiling a little.

"Thanks?"

He shrugs back. "Okay. Let's see how much you suck at making coffee."

You laugh. "I'm definitely better than your butler."

He follows you to the front door, and when you fumble for keys in your purse he again sighs dramatically.

"I don't have all day, you know?"

You flash him your angry eyes. "You are under no compulsion to stay, I assure you."

But he doesn't leave.

You take off your coat and hang it on the rack, him following suit,

Having your arch-enemy inside your tiny flat wasn't on your bucket list, but here we are.

He looks completely out of place, his dark brooding personality a stark contrast against your pastels and flower-themed wallpaper.

He follows you around like a lost puppy as you take off your boots, then your sweater, and when you head to the bedroom and he is about to come in there too, you raise an eyebrow at him before he backs out muttering a half-hearted sorry.

When you head to the kitchen in your newly changed white fluffy tee and pyjamas and your hair in a messy bun, you don't notice the subtle change in his expression.

"Hand me the coffee," you order him, pointing to the rack on your right.

He hands it to you quietly. So quiet that you have to turn to him in surprise.

"What? No jokes about how you're not my servant?" You tease him, giggling.

He doesn't answer but does show you the middle finger.

"Do you even know how to make coffee?" You ask him as you pour the milk into your glasses.

He shuffles his feet embarrased. "No....?"

You giggle out loud then. "oH MY GOD. You are telling me, that THE great Steve Rogers cannot even make coffee for himself? Oh you're definitely one spoiled brat for sure."

"Shut up I am not spoiled," he mutters into his cup.

"Why are you so quiet all of a sudden?" You ask him softly, leaning back against the counter.

He shrugs but doesn't say anything, so you both drink your coffee and talk about your teachers and the course and how he needs to be the best because he has so much to lose, and you tell him you need to be the best because you have nothing to lose. He leaves an hour later, thanking you for the coffee and admitting it "wasn't too bad".

The next time you see him outside class, his friends don't tease you, and he almost smiles at you.

[venethus-flytrapped]

yapping under the cut because of a stubborn indecisive thought that woke up again that i babbled about on twitter

so i always list my main f/os in a certain order despite me loving them all the same. its like, a major nagging thought in the back of my head, and while it is legitimately so unserious for many people, i have a major organizational(?) wire in my brain that goes "everything is listed in this way for a reason, everything has it's place for a reason." and i most commonly apply this to like...carlos being at the top because he's my main of all mains

or pavia and levy being placed together because of the similarity i see in them. but while i also find silverash similar to pavia and levy, it feels detrimental to rank him besides those two because my ak poly, which i treasure a little more, will be below him. which also leaves me with the nagging thought of "do i add silverash to the ak poly?"

well, similar dilemma

my oc ceciliano that i selfship with is like, neck and neck with pavia. like they're on the same level in a way i cant describe, which their listing has caused me a great deal of stress. because having one over the other feels like i'm favoring— that's why all of my mains' things are all the exact same, from the number of words in the overview to having the exact same layouts. so when this ceciliano and pavia dilemma hits, it's frustrating to my feeble brain

so it has me considering if i should repurpose ceciliano into a fandom oc and go with a poly, which instantly relaxes my brain. the only problem is re-commissioning art and unfortunately that also causes me dread. not because i don't like commissioning, but it does add it on somehow. which might be the impulsivity talking

i don't even know if any of this makes sense but if it keeps bothering me, i'll. figure something out. or probably have to state in the ship notes that ceciliano and pavia are neck and neck. or separate my MAIN mains from my general mains which leads to more categories and then ouhhfhdhshshshdhshehdh my god

[cconfusedkat]

Ok w the power of autism i have a list of au's i wish to make drawings for more one day

from normal au's related to game

mystic pursuit (main au i talk and draw for anyways) (mystic seller & lamb ocs centered + lamb/allure)

six sheeps of sanheim: a hypothetical au where if mystic never got involved with the murders of the six lambs and instead lived a normal life (which means pre hurt bishops & normal childhood of allure & their mother zainab)

bad ending au: if mystic got ahold of the archangelo's horn relic and eventually (quite literally) ending the world (extremely cheesy i know but its still rlly fun to think about

regretful war & regretful wisdom (goat + ram centered au with the one who wilts) (also the only au to be within ANOTHER au! Crazy) (<- mystic pursuit & rwrw go together basically)

plague et death (ewe centered au + the one who rots) (the one who rots is a toww kallamar , cuz her ears stapled to a post are her form of punishment)

pestical hymn (sozo vessel centered au + the poisonous one) (the poisonous is toww heket , sozo upset heket cuz he was supposed to be sent to a different god when being sacrificed but ended up in Heket's domain)

fool's fidem (toww leshy au but i cant rlly figure out much plot for it yet still)

a lamb's rat (lamb/allure toww au) (lamb imprisons knucklebones crew nd ratau has to save each of them but he doesnt know that lamb imprisoned them til the end)

vampyrs of the old faith (already drew for it but still I want to make more stuff) (essentially a vampyr au with four big coven powers of each vampyr bishop && vampyr hunters such as sozo/monch/forneus etc)

And like four other modern au's lmao- one is a rockstar centered au with its cheesiness as a plot, another is where the bishops nd lamb/goat/ram live until the modern era and begin adjusting to the 20th century, another two idk how to explain the plots of but its definitely there Somewhere

Nd then media related nonsense-

lamby playtime (poppy playtime au) (might have to go back nd forth to one of my friends for this au though) (hi jyoung im gonna bother you so much more about this au-)

cultist kindergarten (,,garten of banban au) (im so sorry its a special interest PLEASE blame my mascot plagued brain)

great cult of 1712 (self explanatory reference to great comet of 1812)

ghost au with the bishops as the papas (self explanatory)

sister location au (self explanatory)

slay the fleur (stp au ,, except its wiltgoat && it sorta explains their doomedness together dldkskdsl)

stex (self explanatory) (sorta) (no not really. Umm starlight express except lamb is rusty probably)

cats (musical) (nothing can explain this. Im so sorry) (blame jyoung again /j.)

hocus pocus au (self explantory)

epic au (sorta self explanatory)

Ok thats all i got o7 when i say this game has ruined my life I Mean It. Nine months of brainrot nd more unmentioned au's i think about a lot

[popppyfur]

...Im having thoughts and i need a 2nd opinion.

How long ago do we reckon trolls were caught/eaten/found by bergens? (relative to the great escape for simplicity)

lemme walk you through my thoughts...

we dont know how the tunnels got there, did the trolls dig them? or something else? or were they always there?

When did Peppy decide to use the tunnels? when were they discovered?

How many trolls did the bergens eat. surely at first they must have bean eating HEAPS of trolls daily before realised that they would run out. how long was it until then?

It had to have been long enough that they would have then decided to make trollstice (help cant spell) a yearly tradtion. could it at first have been monthly?

We dont know how many pop trolls there were at first. have their number gone down? by how much? since more being eaten means less babies.

How many queens/kings were at the troll tree? Just peppy? his parents? But that raises the question of wether or not any of the escaped trolls remember a time before the bergens.

-- A brand new, different anon.

GOD you reminded me of when i eventually realized how massively fucked the pop trolls were pre 1st movie. i remember trying to read everything i could that talked about it and staying up til 4 am to do it because holy hell they were being eaten on a yearly basis. IM HOLDING UR HAND AND SHAKING IT REALLY HARD. and im gonna answer this as jumbled as i can bc. its me. the professional yapper.

on that note ! all under read more to spare everyones dashboards

also, i havent really gone through actual specific numbers, my brains just settled on some vague decision that the pop trolls dont pass the hundreds, or five hundreds. that is to say, poppy would probably still try to know everyone by name just bc she would lol. so i hope you guys can just make up imaginary numbers of years too !!

we dont know how the tunnels got there, did the trolls dig them? or something else? or were they always there? When did Peppy decide to use the tunnels? when were they discovered?

ive always kinda assumed that the pop trolls dug it themselves! they knew about it long enough that they bothered to leave behind decoys of themselves after all. im assuming its a part of a long, long long list of attempts to escape, and they finished digging just a bit before the last trollstice. peppy wasnt gonna risk losing any more, especially since poppy herself was gonna be given to gristle

How many trolls did the bergens eat. surely at first they must have bean eating HEAPS of trolls daily before realised that they would run out. how long was it until then? It had to have been long enough that they would have then decided to make trollstice (help cant spell) a yearly tradtion. could it at first have been monthly? We dont know how many pop trolls there were at first. have their number gone down? by how much? since more being eaten means less babies.

i lost the damn reddit post so im gonna make my own screenshot instead LOL

from left to right, classical, techno, pop, funk, country, and the red blob under them; rock with a mix of other trolls

so like. THIS FUCKING DEVASTATED MEEEEEEEEEEEE. assuming theres more classical trolls just off screen, the visible sheer difference in numbers from the pop trolls in comparison to the other tribes (FUNK IS AN OUTLIER HUMOR ME) just. genuinely left me a bit speechless.

and if you go back to the first movie and remember that the entirety of their village fit in branch's bunker not to mention the DAMN POT? it just. really puts itself into perspective. bc that stage was still relatively big, but the pot. the fucking pot. the entirety of pop village

ALL of them. in THERE? isnt that crazy? we can say that some escaped, sure. but just the fact that they couldve gotten wiped out just like that is so. messed up to me man ToT

i dont remember which fic i read it from anymore, but there was a line going how the pops initially outnumbered the other tribes and thats how they were ever able to threaten actually overtaking everyone. and like. YEAH SURE. fuck me up even more like that why dont ya!!!!!

so suffice to say, pop troll population not doing so hot! and all your thoughts is just one domino falling after another. you piece together the pieces and ultimately just ending up with one undeniable answer. they got eaten. simple as that.

How many queens/kings were at the troll tree? Just peppy? his parents? But that raises the question of wether or not any of the escaped trolls remember a time before the bergens.

and ur first question, putting them together for one last godawfully long ramble :]

How long ago do we reckon trolls were caught/eaten/found by bergens? (relative to the great escape for simplicity)

the fact that world tour makes it a point to say that only peppy ever knew of the other tribes makes me lean more onto the assumption that its been... a while? but also like. no one's ever mentioned viva? no one remembers the princess who was old enough to fight bergens and mention that to poppy??? whos to say these guys arent just repressing everything as they always do????????? [ITS HARD TO ARGUE SPECULATIONS HERE BC they had to make plot for the movies to make sense!!! its why it feels so mean to me to just blame everything on peppy LMAO. even if that is the easiest way to make sense of it. I WANT NUANCE DAMMIT]

so for the sake of it. i like to think that theyve been under the bergens' capture long enough that everyone outside of the royal family forgot about the time that they were even free from the bergens. long enough that the royal family could rewrite the scrapbooks to make it seem like it wasnt their fault. that it never was. whether to spare themselves the blame, selfish deniability, or just. give up the hope that there was a single minuscule possibility to have help from the outside.

i said before that i headcanonned peppy holding resentment for them in the belief that no one could ever bother to just check. and thats part of the reason why he doesnt even want to attempt getting to know them, since it probably felt like no one EVER cared except for themselves.

again. im sorry that i dont have a specific number for you though ToT the most i can say is that: its long enough that they forgot.

POST ANSWER ASK RAMBLEEEE

heres a fic that made me ugly cry about this! i think it gives really good answers to your questions!!!!!!! and though it doesnt completely fit with whats 'canon' (when has anything ever) its such a horrifying and deliciously good outlook on how the bergens affected the pop trolls as a whole! cant recommend it enough!! please leave the author kudos and love especially if this is your type of jam!!!

more than anything. the realization of how hard the pop trolls' lives mustve even been prior to the first movie made me have so much fucking love for them even more?? T_T even if it is unhealthy to an outside perspective, they tried to stay positive, and they got through all those yearly eatings thanks to it, no wonder they try to stay within that mindset even after everything. sometimes i wonder if they felt like its all they had

[turnwashingtonsbaddies]

PLS PLS OKS DEAR GOD GIVE US THE PUSS PUSS EATING RANKING OF TURN CHARACTERS I NEED IT LIKE SPONGEBOB NEEDS WATER (must include robert rogers)

ok im officially done with school (woo 🥳) so i can give everyone in my ask box what they've been waiting for. i am going to keep the list limited to the ppl in this promo photo bc there are so many goddamn characters in that show and if you want heavy-hitting analysis, i've gotta keep a short list (at least for now)

analysis under the cut:

as mentioned before caleb brewster does indeed SWEEP the pussy eating power rankings

as also mentioned before john andre is as mediocre in eating pussy as he is in acting and flute playing. he thinks he's amazing at it tho

now for the fun. i need to get this first paragraph out of the way bc it is about the man who made me begin to ponder this question 2 years ago in the first place. abraham. fucking. woodhull. this beanie-wearing menace to society has NEVER made anyone other than anna strong come. point blank period. even with anna tho, he's done it like maybe once or twice. whether or not he did it by giving her head is up for another debate tho

oh and speaking of anna strong. she gives me pillow princess vibes for a reason i cannot quite explain. it is just kind of a gut feeling i have. maybe it has to do with the fact that ppl are always just throwing themselves at her, so she doesn't have to bother with actually working on pleasuring them

but back to abe for a minute. he's actually (believe it or not) NOT the worst one on the list, and that is because richard woodhull has NEVER ONCE made a woman come. not even his wife. not once. richard has never even eaten pussy before. richard has only ever had sex in the missionary position. abe is a terrible partner for a reason, and that reason is bc he was raised by richard

one member of the woodhull family does possess some finesse however. mary woodhull eats pussy like a mf champion. i imagine her learning it was much like her learning how to fire a gun. at first she was like 'wtf is going on??? i cant do that??' but give it few tries and she easily upstages all the men around her

using mary shooting a gun as my transition here..... let's talk about simcoe. honestly, he does give me the vibes of someone who really wants to be good at eating pussy, and maybe he even enjoys doing it. however, i think he gives toothy head. and i also think he does it on purpose. that's right. he's a biter

speaking of ppl who enjoy eating pussy, i think hewlett slays in that department ngl. ik i said before that caleb is arguably the only man on the show who enjoys eating pussy, but i actually want to amend that bc i think hewlett does too. however, i think the one drawback for hewlett is that his desire and ability to give good head does come from a place of him being (and i mean this with peace and love hewlett enjoyers) a massive simp

i straight up dont have a transition for this one but it was literally an intrusive thought and i just need to expel it. ben tallmadge the type of guy to apologize after eating pussy. why? who knows. it could have even been decent head. he's still apologizing anyway. however my bet is that decent is the best he can do bc he's an overthinker, which can get in the way of having strong head game

finally, and yes i made you read all of this before giving you what you wanted anon, robert rogers. "(must include robert rogers)" is SO REAL. SO TRUE. you're right for saying so. however he is such an enigma to me and i really don't know where to place him both as an eater of pussy and frankly as an entity in general. i know he has to exist in some kind of extreme tho. god-tier head or the most abysmal head ever anyone's ever experienced. maybe he's even literally eating pussy, like in a cannibalism way. i'm not ruling that out either. honestly, maybe the quality of head varies between sessions too. after all, he's always gotta keep em on their toes

[tirasamu]

Whomst from KNY made it to the list?

im so full of love for this show flamey :( i ran to shonen jump immediately and read the manga too !!!! under the cut bc manga spoilers !!

MY NO. 1 IS GIYUU 🤍🤍 my darling boy i knew he’d be the one as soon as i saw him and the further along i got the more i adored him, i just want to cradle him in my hands so gently. ive needed to love on him ever since the “im…not disliked by people” scene but then the story behind his haori just solidified it T^T his heart is SO big i want to spoil him w kisses. THESE PANELS my god !!!! im so happy he got at least somewhat of a happy ending :( he deserves the entire world and more

mitsuri !! i love when they let badass girls still be ultra girly !! the way she moved like a magical girl during fights !! besides her being the biggest cutie pie ever her and obanai absolutely destroyed me :< i wasnt ready to see them both die in each other’s arms like that. ive always been so weak for the ‘in another life’ trope but ive never thought of it in this kind of way where ur both dying and promising u’ll be together if ur given another chance. i feel like after everything else that panel was the one that finally broke my heart into a million pieces

douma because of course that little freak is here, i LOVE him !! i just wanted more of him :< i want to sit in his lap and kiss him all over and maybe clean up his eyebrows a little bit….another one in my long list of evil men who i like to imagine would only be soft for me :< i fear i would join his cult if given the opportunity but i like to think he’d say im too pretty to eat 🙂‍↕️ all that being said seeing shinobu get her revenge and kill him was so satisfying, i cant lie i was cheering !! i was giggling that even in purgatory he was still trying to flirt w somebody HFJDDJ he’s such a loser but thats my type !!!

and ofc i saved the best for last….muzan 🙂‍↕️ PHEW. u conditioned me from the start flamey i didnt stand a chance. he had no business being so fine and oh my gosh ?? the scene w daki ?? I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO STOP THINKING AB IT SINCE I SAW IT he had me blushing into my laptop (づ៸៸៸◟) i wanted to jump thru the screen !! i love how bitchy and grumpy he is always, i want to bother him w affection in the same way i want to bother fyodor hehe >:) also his little runway walk down to ubuyashiki was so funny

but his character was probably the most interesting to me…by the end i felt rlly bad for him, hes tragic in a way i didnt expect him to be (was ab to type ‘ykwim?’ but ofc mrs kibutsuji herself knows !! 🙂‍↕️) i know it could come across like he just wanted to be invincible but the thought of him being so sick as a human, then he becomes a demon and still cant live life normally just tugged at me. and then his last line being ‘dont leave me here’ ughh the desperation !! it hurts my heart T^T

reading / watching this series while grieving made it hit so much harder than i think it would’ve otherwise for me….it meant so much that after every death a past loved one greeted them to bring them to the other side, no matter how many times it happened i just wanted to bawl my eyes out (ㅠ﹏ㅠ) its def something im going to be thinking ab for a long time and going back to over and over again

[1-up-chump]

Hello, I share your indignation about the new part of MK. Everything was changed too much and strangely. Can you write down the moments you didn't like? For example, I’m not happy with this whole situation with Kuai Liang - Scorpion, Tarkata - a disease, Raiden - Liu Kang 2.0, Fujin - Raiden’s sister, who is Kung Lao’s lover, seriously?

I WILL STATE that i have not bothered to look at everything myself but hear from reliable sources of the basic information of the game so i cannot give a full and fair critique. And i will not give this game anymore attention than i already have given it since it is just NOT a mortal kombat game.

Lets talk about the reasons you listed bc i agree.

Kuai liang as scorpion and in role reversal:

I am not a fan of this even remotely being "canon" Although the idea should be explored by fans WHO UNDERSTAND BOTH KUAI LIANG AND HANZO HASASHI AS CHARACTERS ORIGINALLY. It completely disrespects hanzo as a character and erases his connection to scorpion being a "gimmick thing to slap onto someone" as a title rather than a personal journey of meaning. And kuai deserves more respect as well, originally being an assassin whose clan tried to "modernize" by removing free will of warriors to ensure obedience and make their spirits and talents disposable. Trying to fight against that. It seems ironic in the end his fate is nothing more than to be toyed with by this unoriginal and uninspiring "role swap au lolz"

The tarkatan race being a disease:

I shouldn't even have to clarify how fucked up this is. Right after in mk 11 we saw tarkatans just being another race living in outworld minding their own business, and kotal fucking up (kotal khan is a wasted character but thats for another post) so we got what was once a "bad guy evil race" to something better. AND THEN THEY FUCKED IT UP AGAIN like isnt that, at best, the most tone deaf shit after what happened in real life with a certain disease and people being uber racist??? And dont get me started on how they messed up mileena with that too. (God damn the writers fucking hate her just as much as kung lao)

Raiden role reversal:

Let me tell you as a raiden enjoyer i fucking HATE them making him a basic ass protag like they did with liu kang (i love liu but lately they just removed all personality from him) its so fucking uninspiring and boring as shit AND THEY MAKE HIM CHAMPION INSTEAD OF KUNG LAO???? THE ABSOLUTE DISRESPECT WHAT THE FUCK i love raiden but he doesn't deserve champion title, that belongs to KUNG motherfucking LAO.

Fujin being a sister????:

Listen i havent seen it but this is the dumbest ass shit i have ever seen in my entire life. As if they couldn't show how little they actually care about fujin......

And the shallow fans who care little about fujin other than a "pretty fuck toy to do teh yaois with uwu" which is also what they did to shang tsung now which is like YOU FOOLS! CARY HIROYUKI TAGAWA-SAMA IS RIGHT FUCKING THERE!!! YOU SEXUALIZE HIM WHEN HE'S AN OLD MAN TOO OR YOU'RE A COWARD AND A SHAM!

And then there's the absolute nothing plot that really shows they ran out of ideas and just slap together bullshit. The villains arent really villains and they suck, its just "stop evil shang tsung but hes not actually evil bc theres this other timeline-" ITS FUCKING LAZY AND PATHETIC WRITING it shows that they want to have it all just to appease fans to take their money. Thats it, thats all this story boils down to. A shoddy scam to bullshit a story to take people's money. I mean you cant even get shang tsung or marjory of fan desired characters without dlc and the base game is like 60-70 bucks like the fuck????

As a regular fighting game? Mid but enjoyable i guess. But as a mortal kombat game? No, thats not even mortal kombat thats just some dumbasses wattpad fanfic after they watched avengers endgame in their crusty batman shirt

I'll end this with a small side note: if my opinions offend, I'm sorry im passionate about a series that was a part of my childhood and made me appreciate Japanese and Chinese culture and kung fu cinema in general. Im sorry if the memories of playing a fun game and caring about the characters having strong bonds of friendship in a violent world designed to be a "kill or be killed" system and despite that choosing to do the right thing in their mind.

Sorry if i seem to be playing a different game bc i am.

Its mortal kombat: shaolin monks for the ps2

-gets head ripped off-

[the-comfort-den]

Actually, can I have the bitty character sheet of all grillby types you have? If you are willing I mean.

Sure! :3 ima only do the ones on the list instead of all of them- if you want more aus of Grillby just send another ask!

Note: while the first line when stating where they work is info about them and not them as bitties! And none of them are dating their muffets, if they work with their muffets they have a purely platonic or just a work relationship with her,

also they all own their places of business idk why i didn't state that but i don't feel like fixing it lol(the ones that say they work with Muffet co-own it with her)

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Grillby: he ofc owns his bar and grill

They're super chill and selectively mute! With some not speaking for years at a time! They love to help in the kitchen and will happily share recipes they know/find and always keep track of what their owners like/dislike/are allergic to and will also keep track of other bitties they or their owner cooks for! They get alone with Sans(and Sans types for the most part) so they're good bitties to house together and the Sans can help them cool off when someone rubs them the wrong way!(Like muffet bitties(say for swap variants lol)

Note: they arent a fan of narcicistic or self centered bitties/people or people that cook for others without regard!(like not making sure they arent allergic to it or actually like the food)

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Potassium(Fell Grillby): He works at a bar and grill,

They're full of sass and often have a slight god complex, though its more like 'if you're mean then you arent worth my time', and they will see plenty of other bitties and their owners as their equals! Though they are often very short with Muffet types(say for Swap Muffets) and prefer to stay away from them, they don’t like their attitudes! They do like picking on others but wont if it upset them, they want it to be fun for both sides!

They're fire is purple!

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Carmine(Swap Grillby): He's a baker ofc,

They are eccentric as fuck and can be super dramatic, but in the theater kid way, they love to bake and often will try to make baked goods for others! Luckily the worse they'll do is use their own fire to cook them if they cant get stuff into the oven or find other creative ways to bake! They get along well with swap muffets and love working with them! Helping them with the cooking while they'll help with the baking! Though they have a massive sweet tooth and kinda hates anything that isnt sweet- the best way to get them to each other stuff is by glazing(or drenching) it with honey or maple or some other kind or syrup! Though wet food can make it take more energy to 'digest' than to just not eat, so be careful! Though their fire burns hotter than other grillby's so they can take wetter food than others(which is good for them with their moist cakes lol)

They do hate dull colors and LOVE bright colors, even if they clash a bit lol

Their fire is usually the same as Tale grillby's! Or may lean a lil red!

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Lithium(SwapFell Grillby): He works as a baker,

They prefer working with muffet bitties unlike most Grillby's! though they prefer swap variants as they find non swap muffets to be to greedy to bother with, but they like to bake while the muffet cooks! But that doesn’t mean they cant cook! Lithiums are very good cooks! They have reaaallly expensive taste, and want their food to look just as good as it tastes and wants at least their area to look very aesthetically pleasing! Their chosen aesthetics are more gothic and they like dark themes! They also have expensive taste with their aesthetics too, If it’s expensive and elegant then they will indeed favor it over normal more modern and useful tools, and they arent afraid of having to do a bit more work!

Warning! They are known to poison the food of people they don’t like- and they will make spicy treats, though if they like you they'll make treats more to your taste for you!

Their fire is white with gold accents!

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Strontium(FellSwap Grillby): He isnt a cook or a baker, he actually run a library!

So of course as a bitty they'd love to read and be around books and other readers in general, They hate people that would tear, bend, fold, or otherwise damage a book or people that steal books and even as a bitty they arent afraid to hunt someone down for the disrespect of books/library workers! And arent always the most 'passive' about it either, though even then they almost never come back injured even though there is most likely quiet a large height difference- they love the dark academia aesthetic and often refuse to dress in anything other than a good tailored suit, often keeping a pocket watch on hand to check the time and tucking a notebook into their suit jacket along with a pen to take notes and keep track of things, this often makes them perfect to help with time management and keeping to a schedule! They like savory foods but arent super picky,

Their fire is black with silver accents!

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Nebula(Outer Grillby): He works in a bakery,

They make super airy pastries and they're favorite bread to make is cloud bread because with a little bit of food coloring it's soooo pretty! They're super chill and like all outer bitties/characters they can float! They can get alone with almost any bitty and don’t even mind aggressive or territorial bitties as they can just float away when they're getting snippy lol, though if they or another bitty is being abused they arent afraid to burn someone, and when enraged they grow in size significantly! So when I say burn I mean like 3rd degree months in the hospital type burns-

Their fire often changes a lot but is usually mostly dark blue with bright or pastel colored accents!

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Constellation(OuterFrell Grillby): He works at a bar and is a bartender, and works with Muffet, she cooks/bakes while he handles the drinks and the drunk pricks that try to flirt with her, they also sell edibles(tho they're pure weed and to help others relax or just vibe while being baked)

They like swap and outerfell Muffets! Since other muffets tend to be pretty greedy and self centered, but if they arent he gets alone with them well, they do have a habit of flirting with sans types, they are very tidy and hate it when theres a big mess, he gets it if you have trouble cleaning though and doesn’t mind helping clean up or cleaning up after others! He knows when to much is to much when it comes to alcohol or drugs so is surprisingly good for alcoholics or drug addicts, he's no nonsense but can take a joke and can crack a few himself! He just wont take someones bullshit, they're very good at reading people and can tell if someones a good person or 'worth hanging around' within a few seconds!

Their fire changes colors often but is usually mostly a dark red with gold, silver, and coper accents,

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Solar(OuterSwap Grillby): he runs an ice cream parlor and runs it with his au's Muffet, who bakes!

They're super chill and super friendly, they arent afraid of making friends and will try to befriend just about anyone tbh, they like swap muffet types and ofc have a preference for outerswap muffets! Though somehow manage to befriend other muffets despite they're more greedy natures, though they are also easy to take advantage of- so be careful when they're around bitties that will take advantage of them!

Their fires change a lot but is usually a sorta pastel blue with white and pastel accents!

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Jupiter(OuterSwapFell Grillby): He runs a full on restaurant! He runs it with his Muffet and they're both chefs, though Muffet handles the desserts unless it's busy and he needs help, the restaurant is similar to long horn stake house, but with a very space theme :] like, even the chairs float and theres string lights everywhere, he and his muffet both did the decorating!

They hold themselves with the utmost confidence! They arent afraid to speak their mind and arent afraid to Gordon Ramsey a situation if they think that would do get the best outcome, but that doesn’t mean they cant be understanding and sweet when they need to be! Though if anyone hurts someone they care about, even if it's just verbally, they arent afraid to scorch someone! Though they usually call a few burns a warning, and they arent afraid to turn someone into a burn victim if they keep pushing their luck,

Their fire changes a lot, but is usually a dark purple with silver accents,

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Sapce(OuterFellSwap Grillby): he owns a winery!

They are wine connoisseurs! And are very knowledgeable in many other types of alcohols and spirits! They are almost always dressed in a suit, though an older styled one(like a 1930s swing vest) and ususally doesn’t have their suit jacket on or they have it over their shoulders, but not properly on, they hate when their clothes get dirty and hate not being around someone that doesn’t at least enjoy a good wine cooler maybe once or twice a month, even if you don’t drink it they like it if you at least have an interest or at least let them basically info dump(but they always call it informing even if it really is just info dumping),

Their fair changes a lot but is usually a rich orange color with yellow and/or white accents

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Salsa(Dancetale Grillby): He owns a dance studio and teaches people the salsa and similar dances!

They are a little flirty and is almost always dressed to dance! With fitted pants and an unbuttoned shirt(that is usually sheer/see through or silk) tucked into their pants to show his chest(idk why salsa dancers do that but mm(in a good way))(also not all of them do that I wanna clarify), though if it makes others uncomfortable they will button up their shirt/get a more opaque shirt, they like to dance pretty often, even if its not the salsa, and love to teach others the dances they know!

Their fire is a lighter orange color than Tale grillby,

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Twirl(Dancefell Grillby): He owns a dance studio and teaches people the waltz!

They are almost always dressed to the nines, even in their lounge wear, and they have pretty expensive taste in clothes, food, and living spaces! So they arent a cheep bitty to have, and they prefer to have some sort of academia or royal aesthetic to their living space, which they do need one(though they come with a decently sized house for them, its like doll house sized of course! And is like a mini mansion- so even though its 'small' its not exactly- well, small-) and they say they prefer bitties they hang around to have similar taste, though do also get along with sans types so the preference isnt actually a preference lol, they just want to keep their image, that is until they decide to flirt with another bitty that definitely doesn’t share their aestetic(which is ususally a Sans type)

Their fire is a lilac purple

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Spin(Danceswap Grillby): He owns a dance studio and teaches people swing and jazz dances!

They are energetic and love swing music! They're always dressed like they're in the 1920s/1930s! They are super friendly and will happily shake hands and befriend just about anyone, they also tend to talk with lingo from around the early 1900s, so keep that in mind as they also tend to not quite get newer lingo! Even slag from the 60s 70s or 80s confuses them at times! But they get the hang of it after awhile, they love dancing in groups and will throw parties if there are any other bitties in the house willing to dance with them! They don’t care if they have a dance partner either, they will happily dance by themselves or with anyone and everyone! They'll even happily dance with their owners if they let them!

Their fire is a semi light yellow color

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Sulfur(Raging Wars Grillby):(please I love my au/s) He owns a bar and grill, and works with his au's Muffet, she bakes and waits tables while he cooks and handles the alcohol/bar, he's not really a fire monster he's like a cinder monster, but like hot ones and can sometimes be on fire when angry or just feeling a strong emotion!

They're selectively mute and are fluent in sign(asl to be specific), and tends to let his au's Muffet do the talking, or anyone else honestly, they prefer just using sign or writing down what they want to say, they're pretty tolerant but if someone's threatening or tries to hurt someone they care about they arent afraid to send someone to the hospital, I want to remind everyone this is still technically a horror au(well, inspired by horror/fell/horrorfell/a bit of dust for the 'aesthetic' with plenty of my own ideas) lol, so Sulfer/s arent afraid to eat an 'unruly' person either, so be careful if you are in an abuse situation or you might just get some 'mystery meat' that they would only be happy to cook(or get rid of some other way if you'd prefer)

His cinders are a rich black and he's usually glowing slightly like hot coal, when he's on fire his fire is a red/orange depending on how much he's burning,

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Phoenix(BirdTale Grillby): Adding on to the other card here! They like other bitties with wings ofc, they like having a flock! They need dust baths since water can cause them pain and to turn to ash a bit, so don’t try to give them a birdbath- they would rather clean themselves with dirt than have to deal with having to regrow all their feathers and maybe parts of their body depending on how long they stay in water-

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Since this ask came in before I added 3 more Grillby's ima leave them out XD that and there's already so many and I added more to Phoenix here lmfao