#he’s so fucking silly and weird and stupid

[seven7een7h]

There is a mosquito in my living room, and I’m waiting for my bread to rise so I can bake it, so I don’t want to leave the room, lest I forget. So I of course wrote smthn about it since that’s apparently a thing for me now.

The fucking mosquito was back.

This damn bug, he hated mosquitoes. Fuck this thing.

Stiles stood up and walked to the center of the room. Standing carefully with his arms away from his body, as if waiting.

Derek paused mid-sentence, which—well, admittedly, Stiles hadn’t been listening, something about… responsibility? Derek liked to talk about that. Or safety maybe?

“Stiles were you even listening? What are you doing?” Oops, Derek sounded perhaps slightly annoyed. Just a little.

He muttered something about a bug. Of course he wasn’t listening Derek, he wasn’t even listening to himself. He was honed in on the buzzing in his left ear and waiting for the damn thing to land on him.

He tracked the mosquito across his field of view, allowing it to circle him while he listened acutely to its high pitched whine, freezing when he saw it swoop down towards his arm.

Derek was looking at him intently now, confused with furrowed brows, Stiles could see him watching from his peripherals.

None of that mattered, the bitch had landed.

With a quick muttered spell, Stiles whole body burst into flame. The tattoos hidden in his skin rising rapidly to the surface to dance along the exposed sections of flesh on his arms and hands.

With another spell he snuffed them out, the smell of something burned drifting through the air.

He grinned, stupid fucking mosquito, gods he hated mosquitoes. He looked triumphantly up at Derek. Who… well, Derek was frozen mid-step, halfway across the room to him, looking somewhere between irritated and alarmed.

“What. The. Fuck.” More irritated maybe.

“What?”

“What do you mean what? You spontaneously combust and you have the audacity to ask me what?”

“There was a mosquito?” Why was he mad, Stiles had eliminated the threat. He should be rejoicing, this was a joyous occasion.

“So you burst. Into. Flames.”

Ohhh. Yeah, that’s right. He had grown so used to the pull of his spark while he was gone that he had forgotten that not everyone here was as kept up to date as his father, who admittedly, was also not that up to date.

Fuck it we ball. “Uh, yeah? As one does?” This is normal. Really Derek is the weird one, right? Everyone does this. Silly werewolf.

“Right.” Man, Derek really loved those periods, huh?

“Glad we agree! You were saying?” Really, what was Derek saying, Stiles had tuned him out somewhere after the second time the mosquito flew past his ear. And that was generously assuming he had been listening in the first place.

If only one of the pack was here to deal with him, Stiles hated lectures and being away hadn’t made him any more receptive. Time did not, apparently, cure ADHD, especially since it was difficult to get a new prescription without a phone, or a pharmacy, or most civilization. For a good portion of his absence, there was very little of all of that.

[purpleyearning]

My brother was like “I have this green bandana tied around my backpack bc I’m part of a gang.” I obviously didn’t believe it was a violent gang, figured it was just what his friend group was calling each other.

… it’s a university club where they have the green bandanas so other students know they can come up to them and ask about on-campus mental health services. They carry pamphlets and QR codes to the informational websites.

This motherfucker says “Yeah, we’re not like other gangs. We’re chalant and shit. Our crime is caring.” and then throws up the fucking rock and roll sign as if it’s a real gang sign.

[imaginetoomuch]

one thing about simon blackquill is that he IS going to jest in court. a modern day court jester if you will

[dootznbootz]

I literally will think of the stupidest shit and if it makes me giggle, it's "canon" now. It just is. Idk why I keep doing this.

[crimeronan]

there's ALSO hilarity potential in the princess luz AU w amity being like "okay. so he's your cousin on a technicality but like barely acts like your cousin and is basically your brother but you don't call him your brother and you guys are a lot weirder and clingier than i've ever been with my siblings but you're also definitely not lovers so what..... what DO you call him" and luz being like "he's just hunter :) he's my special little guy :)" while hunter, who's been listening to and watching this entire exchange bc he's around luz All The Fucking Time, is like [inb4 amity can say it herself] "i'm her pet dog. woof."

[running-in-the-dark]

it's so funny when I rewatch a show but with a new/different/additional crush. like I'm rewatching the librarians with my partner right now and it just feels soo different lol

[truegoist]

I want shido to turn out to be rllly insecure and shit

[patheticpuppyboyslut]

(not hornyposting just musing lol) so i’m a singer-songwriter and performer irl and i’m thinking about the fact that i go around on a day to day basis singing serious, professional songs that use dogs and brainwashing and cannibalism as painful heartbroken metaphors. and i’ve been doing this for years but little by little all these things i process my anguish through in songwriting, have also become how i satisfy my sex drive. and i don’t know what to do with that information i just think it’s wild!! fun fact abt me i guess. i go out there in public singing about how service is my fulfillment and calling myself a good boy and i sing about wanting to be violently torn apart and eaten and i’m like. yeah it’s a metaphor. yeah dw i’m really normal. i don’t fantasize about having my humanity stripped from me and being treated like a stupid sweet puppy barking and whining for my lovers sick and twisted pleasure what are you TALKING about. i just like the poetic imagery of it. i SWEAR.

[raiy-yn]

If you put darnell in your fic just so you can drive conflict, you can go to hell!!!

[uzu-hime]

So like legit how does one make friends when they are

-too adhd for normal people

-too depressed for adhd people

-poor (no money to do things or go places)

-25 on the outside, single mom for 10+ years on the inside

-so so lonely but so so afraid of adding anyone else to the "only want to hang out with me when you need free therapy" group that includes everyone I know

[valeffelees]

drawing the most ridiculous snowbaz comic of my life right now

[mythvoiced]

-. and some more about jiang cheng, he really just does... not win. like, i mean, sure it doesn't get worse i guess, because at the very least the story gets some kind of resolution, but the story is a resolution for wei wuxian, jiang cheng is and remains a secondary character.

he doesn't have villain to unmask and a mystery to solve and a love interest to finally get together with.

i'm not insinuating he needs any of those things, but he also doesn't really get a lot, unless my memory betrays me, other than being 'forced' to realize that his vengeance towards wei wuxian is misguided and misplaced - even though it's completely understandable that he'd feel this way towards him at all, considering, WELL, IYKYK.

he has a future to build, that is true, a nephew to perhaps raise a little gentler as the story goes on, but his prospects aren't as dreamy as, again, wei wuxian's. and maybe jiang cheng doesn't need all of that to be happy, or at least content, or start on a proper path of healing, but isn't it still relatively maddening for him that wei wuxian yet again seems to be simply... more deserving than he is?

sure, that'd be an odd thing to hold onto all the way from his teen years, especially considering what wei wuxian is put through, but things do stick with you, you know?

jiang cheng is by no means fragile, okay, but... he's a good man too, at the end of the day, at the bottom of his heart. doesn't he deserve a lil tenderness 🥺 a little winding down 🥺 a little no more having to fulfill expectations or live according to what is needed in an heir, in a brother, in a figure of authority 🥺

[p2ii]

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[skrunksthatwunk]

jumpscared by least favorite seasonal chore

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

i have such an intense hatred for cinemasins-esque commentary on movies. where is your whimsy. where is your suspension of disbelief. do you hate fun.

[rambunctioustoons]

if I could actually draw Monty more then just a 3/4 side profile it'd be OVER-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!