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[smokingtomas]

Bi-Han: Mind your place, Tomas! Your blood will never be Lin Kuei!

Me:

[kevin--of-desert-bluffs]

I hope people still click on the full version of blogs because I'm still rather proud of my theme, link names and custom cursor lol

[specksizedgoddess]

Remember to be careful with slime girls. They could so easily corrode your circuits, turn you into a dumb glitchy little thing. We wouldn't want that, would we? It would be awful if you got corrupted by a gross, sticky girl

AGDGHAHDHAAD FUCK MHMM YUP YUP THAT. THAT WOULD BE SO SO AWFUL WOULDNT IT <3333

I. Fuck thats unbelievably hot~ slime girl cooing over me as my sprite glitches and flutters- little noises that sound almost like moans~ such a dumb little thing, all because my circuits got corroded- I need to hear her make fun of my for being such a dumb little clump of code~ can't even take a little bit of slime~

[lootsofathousandsworld]

Lol I think I given her a little too much sparkle 😅✨

[thesociallyanxioussociopath]

Something something, living rent free in my mind and such, anyway I love them.

[dataglitch]

Finished this piece finally! Took a while due to new base style, but I like it:'D

[aq2003]

christopher eccleston do you know that i would die for you (1 2)

[voidoffline]

!This is a drawing! Not a screenshot!

This is nineteen hours of work. (Not the build I based this off of- it only took me like a few minutes to build it XD)

(This is the next build of mine that I will draw)

[babycharmander]

(BOOK OF BILL SPOILERS)

I just finished reading The Book of Bill and I am kindof losing my mind over some of this stuff.

I had wondered if Alex Hirsch might make Bill sympathetic in some way and oh boy I was not expecting him to do it so successfully (and without cheapening Bill's character).

So, we learn that Bill was born into a 2D world... as a mutant who can see into the third dimension. He claims he was absolutely loved by all, but when talking about his powers, he mentions under Pyrokinesis:

"Cipher, Cipher, he's insane / Starting fires with his brain." The kids in grade school could be so cruel. But where are they now, huh? WHERE ARE THEY NOW?

So probably not quite as liked as he was letting on. To add to that, there's the silly straw page, which looks like silly nonsense until you decipher some of the codes:

"EYE DOCTOR OF A DIFFERENT KIND / WHO WANTS TO MAKE HIS PATIENTS BLIND" "THE DOCTOR SAYS / THREE SIPS A DAY / WILL MAKE THE VISIONS / GO AWAY"

I wasn't sure what this meant until I saw someone point out... he was seeing a third dimension that no one else could see. His parents probably took him to the eye doctor to try to "fix" him. Which, speaking of his eye doctor, the coded message in the section about human eyeballs says something interesting:

"MY OPTOMETRIST NEVER SAW IT COMING"

It could be a joke given beforehand he's talking about dissecting a human eye, but given the previous hints of medical abuse, I wouldn't put it past him that he tried to get revenge on his eye doctor.

Oh yeah and the whole thing about him setting his entire dimension on fire? Yeah it turns out it was entirely a mistake (he just wanted everyone to understand the third dimension he was seeing so they could be free of only two dimensions), he was so traumatized by it he blacks out when trying to recall it. He deeply, deeply regrets it, and...

"What? Your ENTIRE home dimension? destroyed? How? By what?" Bill looked distant, more distant than I'd ever seen him. "By a monster."

He sees himself as a monster.

And yet, he's not some innocent, misunderstood being. He still revels in causing pain and chaos. He's terrible in general, but becomes incredibly abusive toward Ford.

"YOU'RE MY PROPERTY. DON'T FORGET IT. The hillbilly abandoned you, your father won't want you returning without millions, you have no friends, and if you died out here in the snow, who would even miss you?"

Which... speaking of him and Ford...

Yes, yes, I know people ship them. But like, whether you see their relationship as romantic or platonic (I see it as the latter), there's some interesting parallels to be made here.

Both Bill and Ford are mutants who were mocked for their being different. (Bill was not physically a mutant, as far as we know, but more in the sense of him having vision stronger than that of everyone else in his dimension, and also having special powers. And he does describe himself as a mutant.) Both became social outcasts, separated from their families but still haunted by them (Ford seeing commercials of Stan on TV and running across old photos of him and his brother, Bill being haunted by his family in some form). Neither could return home for one reason or another. Both more powerful than their peers (Ford intellectually, Bill in terms of actual powers). Both of them isolated and alone. (Yes, Bill does have the Henchmaniacs, but they seem like shallow friends, and only really seem to follow him out of a desire to have a place to party.)

Ford was not aware of most of this, aside from knowing that Bill could not go home because his dimension was destroyed. But Bill absolutely saw himself in Ford. There was no other person he tried to use whom he felt a stronger connection to.

And he actually seems to care about Ford--he actually gave him a birthday present, and when Ford didn't like it, he decided to get drunk and party with him instead to make up for it.

And then when Ford realizes what Bill's plan actually is and refuses to go along with it, and fights back no matter what Bill does, Bill completely breaks down.

After living for trillions of years, he met someone who was like him, and that person rejected him.

He goes berserk, wreaking havoc, being caught by the dimensional authority that he's been taunting for most of his life.

And then after dying and being cast out of hell for being too annoying, he winds up faced with the Axolotl, who sends him to therapy, where he continues to break down further, sending out the book in a desperate attempt to find someone, anyone who will help him break loose and wreak havoc once again.

"You have no friends, and if you died ... who would even miss you?"

I don't know, Bill. Who would even miss you?

In short,

[ID: The front and back of one of Bill's Valentines cards. On the front is a black void with Bill Cipher lying down without his hat, gazing blankly upwards, with the text "I DON'T WANT TO DIE ALONE" above him. On the back is a simple white "TO/FROM" in red, with a red outline illustration of Bill spontaneously growing a mouth and eating a realistic, bloody heart. /end ID]

[grey-viridian]

I've got your back!

Always.

(Rottmnt Possessed AU)

[kenchann]

love this dude already 🎃

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[iiping]

it’s the archon’s birthday but they’re still in their own little world 🫣

[applestruda]

THEYRE HERE

[egophiliac]

everyone out of the way, this is the only thing I'm going to be thinking about from now on.

(okay, there is one more thing)

[barblaz-arts]

My take on jealous Charlie headcanons is that Charlie doesn't typically act out and would take the opportunity of hyping up her girlfriend when she finds someone also attracted to Vaggie. That is, as long as that person doesn't make any uncomfortable advances, otherwise all hell breaks lose.

Decided to use Emily and Velvette here because:

If Emily is meant to be a deliberate Heaven equivalent of Charlie, then it wouldn't be too farfetched to assume that they could share the same taste in women. Makes me wonder what could've happened if Vaggie never got cast out of Heaven and somehow got close to Emily instead.

Two-thirds of the Vees so far have an unhealthy obsession with a Hazbin close to Charlie that they also sorta parallel. Velvette is the only one without a personal connection to the Hotel so far, and Vaggie shares a similar role in the Hotel as Velvette does with the Vees

[born-in-neverland03]

It's the way she looked at Agatha in that scene.

She doesn't care about the delulu shit Agatha's head made up, she just sits there and listens and enjoys the time because this is the first time in centuries where she's able to look at her without Agatha showing her how much she hates her. No fighting, no spells, no throwing something at eachother. They're just sitting there eating pizza and drink beer while Rio has the chance to admiring her.

Because this is literally what she does. Like

She never looked away, not even when she takes a sip of her beer. Never.

And the fact she didn't wanted to push Agatha too far after that. She immediately slow down when she saw how Agatha got nervous after her question where Agatha already has been. She stopped Agatha overthinking it and asks her again about the "case" so she could focus on something else. She could've just pushs it as far as she wanted but she didn't. Instead she was just sitting there and making sure Agatha felt as comfortable as possible while she's just admiring her.