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verstappenverse · 3 months ago

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Max at mugello testing GT3 cars yesterday

#27 year old max #he’s so blonde #max verstappen

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missathlete31 · 3 months ago

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Blonde Glen

Ken doll

#glen powell #ken doll #he’s so blonde #it’s just a bright blonde #so I’m thrown

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sk1aggu · 4 months ago

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Now just tone that shit fucker 😤💖

#ski aggu #aggu #skiaggu #he’s so BLONDE #AND SO PRETTY #I hope he has some purple fucking shampoo and conditioner so he can actually tone his hair and make it look softer and less brassy #sorry I know too much about blonde hair care X3 #I’ve had white hair strips okay!

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thewardenshand · 4 months ago

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best part of the locked tomb is if it was ANY other story naberius would be the number one guy. he’s a prince and somehow also a bodyguard and he’s a gifted fighter and devoted to the princesses and he has swoopy hair and dreamy eyes and no one gives a shit, because they’re all married/gay/focused on the actual plot. naberius is the lost love interest from a shitty ya fantasy novel that culminates in a love triangle between him, corona, and silas. this man is harry styles in a room full of lesbians

#he and silas fit the ya fantasy love interest criteria of ‘dick who was childhood friend’ and ‘dick who is blonde’#naberius tern #silas octakiseron #ianthe tridentarius #ianthe naberius #the locked tomb #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #nona the ninth #gideon nav #harrowhark nonagesimus #‘how could i ever choose? they’re so different!’ the difference is that silas is blonde #nan noise

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bakudekublogblog · 7 months ago

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i’m sorry but izuku offering another gay blond man his hand and kacchan going wide-eyed is so funny

#HES LIKE POSITION OF GAY BLOND LOVE INTEREST HAS ALREADY BEEN TAKEN #mha spoilers #bnha spoilers #bakudeku #bkdk #yes I will take this very touching moving scene and make it into a gay joke yes I will #he’s like dEKU WAIT IVE BEEN YEARNING but also he’s so proud #I wonder what exactly he gets here finally?#maybe that Izuku ever pitied him back in the river scene but loved him #hhkwjeoekkekd they make me NUTS

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hinamie · 3 months ago

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i'm exactly as normal about him as I thought I'd be

#my art #trigun stampede #vash the stampede #trigun #trigun vash #vash #tristamp #trigun stampede fanart #trigun fanart #idk the tags fr this fandom sorry its babys first trigun #im not abandoning jjk but expect more other stuff sprinkled in!! including trigun <333 including him <3 #ANYWAY IM SOOOOO NORMAL ABTHIM IM SO NORMAL I PROMISE #im lying im sorry im feral about him i want unspeakable things done 2 him it was over the moment i heard his voice #but [redacted] thoughts aside #hes so fun to draw oh my god how did they make a character Exactly For Me how did they make one that ticks all my boxes #hes blond but like i can work with it i will get good at rendering blond hair for him <333 hes worth it <333333 #i was cruisin along mindin my business having fun learning how 2 draw him and then i get 2 the arm . +24hrs to total drawtime #all my cheats ...my safety net of being able 2 use flesh to disguise th fact that u dont reeeeally know where tendons or joints go...#out th window. this prosthetic is practically an anatomically correct model. u can see EVERYTHINg #put my entire me into trying to figure it out h i think it is ok i think i like it #god i rly cant get over how he's just a combination of all the fun parts of drawing yuuji megumi AND gojo #he is the center of their triple venn diagram and i am EATING HIM ALIVE #sorry ill calm down .... fr now.... smile :)

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago

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Enki S Ending: God Blocking Gambit

#fear and hunger #enki ankarian #rher #fear and hunger spoilers #He showed up in the ugliest outfit ever and still served cunt.#Everything about him is so indirectly funny to me.#He canceled his own crucifixion to make sure *he* was the blonde bitch of the non-specific prophecy!#The old gods are running a gambit of trapping humanity in a perpetual timeloop? Just say “Um. No <3”#“Humanity will always be tempted by power and will be tricked into false godhood.” Skill issue.#(Yes I know rher isn't there in the first game but I needed one of the old gods in this comic and...he is the easiest to draw.)#Part of me wants to keep going and sillify the other S endings. Much to think about.

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 1 year ago

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you have such a interesting body ethan ...

#ethan winters #karl heisenberg #wintersberg #resident evil #resident evil fanart #rebhfun #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #re8 #karl wants ethan so bad and he doesnt even try to hide it #its so funny #he wants him so bad it makes him look stupid #gets rejected by his crush once and instantly breaks down #ethan said no to him his life is over #karl fumbled a bad blonde and was so embarassed he tried to kill him for being the only witness

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mintypsii · 1 year ago

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NO CUZ WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM

#I HATE HIM #edit: reblogged this with a tied up sanji version 😭 hes so pathetic #ugh what is wrong with him #blonde men are woman to me /ref #is he okay #my beloved #one piece #op #vinsmoke sanji #sanji #sanji vinsmoke #min watches one piece

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vaguely-concerned · 6 months ago

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are. are you telling me that if the romanced mage warden dies and alistair is king, he deadass stares greagoir down over her dead body and grants the circle of ferelden its autonomy after ordering it rebuilt somewhere safer. first you have to deliberately leave him behind so he won't die for you and then he does that for you once you're gone, even when you're broken up??? absolute and literal king behaviour of the highest order????? the actions speak louder than words of it all??????? I think I hauve covid

#that's the hottest thing I've ever heard I feel nuts #what an absolute chad alistair continues to be tbh there may be a day when men fail but it will not be when he's here #like I'm very sorry to the blond chantry boy repeat crowd but cullen could & would NEVER!!! they are NOT the same!!!!#dragon age #dragon age origins #alistair theirin #alistair x warden #can u imagine what it must be like to be irving standing there watching this happen. you're free and your kid is dead. congrats #tried to free her from the circle and she's the sacrificial lamb that bought the circle's freedom instead. fuck dude #it does make for a very sad kind of symmetry that every time irving tries to get clever with it he triggers a monkey's paw situation fhdskj #I am replaying the game with my new canon (mistress amell + king alistair to save him from the da:i fade choice lol)#and in doing research I found out about this and had my world rocked. I've never had my warden die before so this is new to me #(my warden isn't dying in this canon to be clear she's going to be the reason no one would dare assassinate king alistair lol #nightmare bae eminance gris behind the throne/loving and supportive partner with a fade connection and a vengeful side #she's going to be like sam vimes tiredly fending off assassins as the watch books go on except she murders a lot more people back)#the way his voice breaks in the version where they were broken up tho... sick and twisted and mean to me specifically

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medicalunprofessional · 8 months ago

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sorry guys they finally showed me peak fiction . Its called “phantom of the paradise”