#he’s so BLONDE

[verstappenverse]

Max at mugello testing GT3 cars yesterday

[missathlete31]

Blonde Glen

Ken doll

[sk1aggu]

Now just tone that shit fucker 😤💖

[thewardenshand]

best part of the locked tomb is if it was ANY other story naberius would be the number one guy. he’s a prince and somehow also a bodyguard and he’s a gifted fighter and devoted to the princesses and he has swoopy hair and dreamy eyes and no one gives a shit, because they’re all married/gay/focused on the actual plot. naberius is the lost love interest from a shitty ya fantasy novel that culminates in a love triangle between him, corona, and silas. this man is harry styles in a room full of lesbians

[bakudekublogblog]

i’m sorry but izuku offering another gay blond man his hand and kacchan going wide-eyed is so funny

[mearchy]

The best fics are the ones that recognize that although Luke Skywalker may APPEAR on the outside to be a normal friendly twink who happens to have cool powers, especially when contrasted with such ship partners as Boba or Din or even Han, he is arguably the scariest person alive in the galaxy around the prequel era. AND, crucially, he is also a fundamentally weird guy. This man was homeschooled on a rural farm his entire life and then apprenticed to a swamp gremlin who showed him how to tap into the cosmic power of the universe. He blew up the death star age 19, killing approx 2 million-ish Imperials. He is a vortex of Force power that can communicate with the ghosts of dead Jedi. He’s staring into the distance and mumbling to himself and doing Yoda aphorisms and casually pulling out the “yeah I could crush that guy into a paste with my mind (:” and nobody around him knows what to do with that. I think he is a character who has very little frame of reference for how a Jedi or a person in general is supposed to act and there is some thing about him that is by necessity really fucking weird and a little scary but he’s so nice that it can throw you off the scent a little bit. Thanks for coming to my TED talk

[hinamie]

i'm exactly as normal about him as I thought I'd be

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Enki S Ending: God Blocking Gambit

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

you have such a interesting body ethan ...

[mintypsii]

NO CUZ WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM

[medicalunprofessional]

sorry guys they finally showed me peak fiction . Its called “phantom of the paradise”

[sexy-sapphic-sorcerer]

Arthur Pendragon & Text Posts (New Releases and Greatest Hits) 17/?

[harbingersecho]

evil peepaw serving absolute cunt with his fur collar leather coat and fingerless gloves

[lunarcrown]

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[vaguely-concerned]

are. are you telling me that if the romanced mage warden dies and alistair is king, he deadass stares greagoir down over her dead body and grants the circle of ferelden its autonomy after ordering it rebuilt somewhere safer. first you have to deliberately leave him behind so he won't die for you and then he does that for you once you're gone, even when you're broken up??? absolute and literal king behaviour of the highest order????? the actions speak louder than words of it all??????? I think I hauve covid

[laniidae-passerine]

don’t get how you can watch iwtv and be a sincere diehard lestat hater. like the world’s biggest lestat hater is louis and that man can’t even commit to it for more than five minutes before literally hallucinating lestat wearing a wedding ring and talking pretty to him. this show is about louis and every road leads back to lestat for that man