#he’s smart af

[spookirubi]

I actually hate when ppl call Laios stupid. It drives me insane. He’s literally one of the most intelligent characters in the series, if it wasn’t for his expertise on monsters the whole crew would’ve been DEAD.

Ppl keep wanna shove him into the “dumb himbo” corner so badly and I don’t get it. He just can’t read others as well that’s where he’s lacking and why he isn’t the best leader, but that doesn’t mean he’s stupid.

It’s literally shown how Kabru is a great with understanding others and how they tick, making him a great leader and protect them from criminals, but they literally keep dying on the high floors. Why? Bc he doesn’t understand monsters, not like Laios.

And yet Laios, who brought the team down to the lower floors once before and does so again, is the idiot?

“He maybe stupid but he’s got spirit!” Like??? No??? He just does things unconventional but apparently that makes you dumb.

Like come on.

[satoruxx]

are we going to see megumi in toji hybrid au… the dynamic between the three of them would be so cute!! both wolves fighting for readers attention!! baby megumi with small ears and small paws :((

I REFUSE TO SPOIL ANYTHING SO IM IGNORING THE FIRST PART OF YOUR QUESTION BUT ILY :333 (i feel like me ignoring it gives it away tho....rip)

anyways YEAH megumi def inherits toji’s protective ass attitude so you bet he’s taking over when his dad isn’t around.

he's seen his dad walk around with you, the terrifying guard dog on high alert as his green eyes glare at anything that moves near you. megumi has noticed the way people hesitate to approach you bc of toji, and how toji seems to enjoy that. and soon enough megumi understands why—it's a fantastic way to keep you to himself. so absolutely he's gonna follow in his father's footsteps.

except... he's literally too cute to be intimidating <///3 don’t tell him that tho he’s trying so hard to be a big scary wolf like his dad :((

megumi will get grumpy at anyone who has your attention, glaring over your shoulder as you walk through the supermarket if he notices their eyes on you. especially if it’s a man. what can he say, his dad has raised him well. it just…doesn’t usually have the desired effect. most of the time he’s met with soft coos and squeals when he tries to mimic his dad’s aggressive behavior.

(little munchkin with furry ears and pointed teeth.)

it irritates him, because he wants to be like toji in this regard.

but when he’s competing with his dad??? oh all the loyalty is gone. the two of them are always clinging to you, eager for attention like the big puppies they are. megumi has inherited toji's aggresiveness, but he's much more casual about it. even as a lil baby he will find sneaky ways to pull you away from toji, and that just irks the older wolf.

he tries saying anything and you're just like ????? which is exactly what megumi wants LMAO :33

toji just has to sit there and sulk bc obviously gumi is your lil baby and you're gonna show him all the attention he wants. just don't be surprised if your bigger wolf ends up grumpy and brooding—he hates sharing. it's so funny though bc they're both so sneaky so you'll just be caught between their schemes to get you to show them affection.

but whatever. like father like son after all :33

[pinoruno]

AND ALSO. shawn is capable!!! he’s so capable!!!! why is everyone (in the show) always surprised when he is/writing him off as a dropout!!!! he worked dozens of odd jobs for YEARS. that takes skill and adaptability that he’s demonstrated constantly!!!!

[sibmakesart]

Snippets of the college au

Izzys the one everyone thinks is a bad influance because hes a little angry emo but hes actually the only one that has the slightest disire to graduate

Hes also the worst teatcher ever and will let his boyfriends lead him astray from his homework

[silusvesuius]

weakest altmer female and strongest dunmer male

[thisdorkyblogthing]

Thorki AU where Thor and Loki start a band when they're teens but it's mostly just the two of them because they're messy little fuckers who constantly butt heads and no one can stand to be around them for too long. Somehow, they're still really good and end up getting picked up by a record label and become a hit. This, of course, makes them even messier fuckers and their constant drama makes them an even bigger draw to more people. They manage to find a small team of people who are (mostly) willing to stick it out with them and make a few hit albums and get through a few tours. (They just barely manage to get through them by the skin of their teeth, but still!)

Unfortunately, their latest album hasn't done as well critically or commercially and the tension between Thor and Loki has been at an all time high, which has really made touring unbearable for everyone involved. A particularly rough performance the night before ended up with Loki and Thor getting into a(nother) nasty little ruckus that had their manager calling up the front desk of the hotel with a preemptive "I'm sorry for whatever happens to that suite, we'll pay for the damages, please don't call the cops, thank you."

They show up to the tour bus the next morning and something's... different. Sure, usually after a bad argument they're a bit quiet and sulky until one of them cracks a joke that makes the other laugh and everything's good again until the next shitfit ensues, but this time they're real quiet and avoiding looking at each other(and everyone else) and everyone's getting worried that this might be the fight that finally breaks them up.

Except actually they had an angry fuck after Loki said 'We'Re NoT EvEn ReEeEeAl BrOtHeRs!!?!' for like, the 700th time and Thor was like 'FINE!' and smashed their mouths together. Things Happened and now they're a bit shell shocked and trying to figure how to feel about it. (And trying valiantly to convince themselves It Wasn't That Good.)

(It was That Good. Oops.)

[sanamustdie]

this barbie is a war criminal!!

[scallyplanet]

[helianthus21]

big fan of everything 70s!Daniel does. goes back to the seedy apartment of a guy he just met in a bar and who claims he's a vampire. takes his drugs. "I'm into counter cultures". "Are you the zodiac killer?" takes off his shirt for social contract reasons. takes more drugs from guy who's actually a rl vampire. "get off that bench brother!" yells at immortal apex predator bc he knows more than him. "I could be your Lestat, your Claudia, but better". I didn't mean to wreck your marriage, bro, I could do you next. "He said five". two sexy vampires and he still doesnt get laid:/ not-like-other-girls his way into making it out alive somehow

[plasterhound]

since i wont be posting on my rw blog anymore im just gonna repost all the stuff from there. get downtown+painting'd

[sadlynotthevoid]

Y'all, how old are Bud and Glenn? Because I really want an AU where a 15-ish-year-old og!Cale gets tossed at some random place by a wrong teleportation scroll and they end up parenting him.

Yes, even after he gets back to his territory.

"We can't just leave him alone like this, Glenn. Someone has to stop the baby from drinking stuff he shouldn't. What if he gets an alcohol overdose and dies? What if he drinks poison again and it works?!"

"...I wasn't going to stop you. But you forgot to pack your paperwork."

"...Just pass it over."

[toxickimi]

Hancock: Change is inedible. Sole: Don't you mean inevitable? Hancock, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

[tumbleweeddesktop]

I legit need to see them as a party in some sort of adventure storyline

[indecisive-23-7]

if i had tom riddles diary id get possessed so quickly, not even cuz id use it as a diary just cuz the notebook would 100% be used as a hogwarts version of chatgpt

[6flyingosprey6]

QSMP Eggs and what Percy Jackson cabins I think they belong in

Chayanne- Poseidon

Dapper- Hecate

Leo- Iris

Ramon- Hephaestus

Juanaflippa- Nemesis

Bobby- Ares

Tilin- Aphrodite

Trump- Hypnos

Tallulah- Apollo

Richarlyson- Demeter

Pomme- Hades

Empanada- Athena

Sunny- Nike

Pepito- Hebe

Chunsik- Tyche

Nacho- Dionysus

[amorettopedri]

beauty AND brain, that's my babygirl 💕