#thorki want

[thisdorkyblogthing]

Thorki AU where Thor and Loki start a band when they're teens but it's mostly just the two of them because they're messy little fuckers who constantly butt heads and no one can stand to be around them for too long. Somehow, they're still really good and end up getting picked up by a record label and become a hit. This, of course, makes them even messier fuckers and their constant drama makes them an even bigger draw to more people. They manage to find a small team of people who are (mostly) willing to stick it out with them and make a few hit albums and get through a few tours. (They just barely manage to get through them by the skin of their teeth, but still!)

Unfortunately, their latest album hasn't done as well critically or commercially and the tension between Thor and Loki has been at an all time high, which has really made touring unbearable for everyone involved. A particularly rough performance the night before ended up with Loki and Thor getting into a(nother) nasty little ruckus that had their manager calling up the front desk of the hotel with a preemptive "I'm sorry for whatever happens to that suite, we'll pay for the damages, please don't call the cops, thank you."

They show up to the tour bus the next morning and something's... different. Sure, usually after a bad argument they're a bit quiet and sulky until one of them cracks a joke that makes the other laugh and everything's good again until the next shitfit ensues, but this time they're real quiet and avoiding looking at each other(and everyone else) and everyone's getting worried that this might be the fight that finally breaks them up.

Except actually they had an angry fuck after Loki said 'We'Re NoT EvEn ReEeEeAl BrOtHeRs!!?!' for like, the 700th time and Thor was like 'FINE!' and smashed their mouths together. Things Happened and now they're a bit shell shocked and trying to figure how to feel about it. (And trying valiantly to convince themselves It Wasn't That Good.)

(It was That Good. Oops.)

[atlas-on-earth]

one of my favorite ship dynamics is weird bear x crazy twink

[moondustinfj]

Yes, I would very much like Loki to not DIE every time he has character growth and a chance in life. I would like it very much if Loki stopped thinking himself as disposable. I'd very much like to stop seeing him die over and over again. That would be really appreciated, thank you.

[taw-k]

High-key sick of seeing ai Loki "art"

[confused-alien]

I will never be able to explain the sheer feeling of comfort I get when I indulge so deeply in this absolutely heart wrenching tragic couple that I become so sad for them to the point where I’m like: ‘fuck it, that’s enough angst for a while’. And then I create them the happily-ever-after they never got to have, in my silly little head.

Tfym ‘___’ died??? No they didn’t!! They’re STILL ALIVE!!

In fact, right now the two of them are sitting in a the comfiest armchair by the toastiest fire and in the cosiest little oak cottage ever, snogging and reminiscing their past with smiles and happy tears like it was nothing but an adventure, a rollercoaster of a dream they’d woken up from. And now they’re happily married with matching rings on their fingers and a hell of a story to tell their future kids.

[teh-nos]

Four Times The MCU Accidentally Canonised Thorki And One Time What The Fuck Did They Forgot Those Two Are Brothers????

[not-poignant]

Are there any fandoms you haven't written for yet but would like to in the future? Or future fanfic ideas/stories that have been on your mind that you want to do after you finish your other fanfics?

I love reading your replies 😊

There's...

There's so many, anon

You know how some people worry about running out of stories to write? Yeah, I'm out here begging my brain to shut the fuck up because I already have enough stories to write.

I don't have anything seriously on my mind. I have wanted to write for the Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji fandom, and the Bungou Stray Dogs fandom for a long time. I have another long Bull/Dorian/Cullen fic I want to write for Dragon Age but that might get superceded by the latest game coming out and new characters.

I also have quite a few original stories with completely original characters that I want to write.

And don't get me started on the amount of fandoms I want to write PWPs for because we'd be here all day. I've also written for additional fandoms and not ported my fics over from Livejournal and FF.net and other websites. So I'd say there's like another 10 fandoms I've written for where if you don't know my old usernames (no I'm not going to share them lmao), like...they're just floating out in the ether.

The ideas do not stop, and sometimes I am in bed like 'pls just...let me sleep' and they fall on me like when you open an overstuffed ADHDer's cupboard and everything falls on top of you at once sdalfkjdsa

[stargirl720]

That moment when i'm a validation whore but none of my current friends are into my current hyperfixation so i feel like i'm bothering them when i share and don't get the reception that i crave 😭😭😭 like i know they still care about me but i'm going insane

[problematiqueprince]

Got bored and made some thorki pokemon teams that I probably spent too much time thinking about 😂

Big shout out to @myimmortalthor for helping me make a final decision on Thor's team 💖 I had a few variations for his team and could not decide for the life of me what I wanted the most 😅

[thorarms]

Art forger loki / art collector thor au <3

[royalcommunistthor]

When we first got the party freak brother husbands dynamic, antis were so loud, claiming Marvel didn’t want us to ship them, that’s why they still made them call each other brothers. It’s funny because that’s not how it works between those two. I’m sorry you don’t understand the assignment.

antis are such a funny breed because there's not a moment when they don't come across as shills OMGGG CORPORATE DOESN'T WANT YOU TO SHIP---- babygirl I'm gonna stop you right there cos if i've ever seen a marvel exec in the wild I'D FLOOR IT.

the funniest thing about the whole 'you're not meant to ship them that's why they call each other brother' is that....they don't have to do ALL THAT, they could act like normal ass siblings instead of calling each other 'brotherrrrr' while dropping their voices down an octave (and that's without even touching on... you know....ALL THE OTHER STUFF). engaging with these characters requires acknowledgement that these two are MAJOR SICKOS and they will find a way to be freaks in every universe.

it's just a fact of life.

like personally i don't care for thorki all that much but i'm not gonna sit here and pretend there's no incestuous freaky elephant in the room with me when said elephant is staring me right in the eye and asking if I've got any peanuts.

[thisdorkyblogthing]

Thor's a monster hunter as well as a big, sexy vampire and treks about from town to town and village to village, offering his services for a little money or... food

Loki's the village outcast recently accused of witchcraft, and gets offered up to Thor when he happens to stroll into town

[theangrykimchi]

Loki has a special way of asking for hugs...

Thorki Incorrect Quotes 5✨

[darlingkairos]

nobody wants to see thorki drawn so badly

I see I touched a nerve there.

[confused-alien]

HELPP I DIDNT KNOW THORKI WAS SUCH AN OLD THING???

IM SO MAD THAT I REFUSED TO INDULGE IN AVENGERS ALL THOSE YEARS, I MISSED OUT ON SO MUCH….😭

[teh-nos]

i nearly anon'd the thorki non-con fic out of SHAME but in two weeks it's become my third most clicked-on fic of the year, behind only a multichapter fic and a bit of angsty sifki porn lololol