#he’s smart

[bombyxluna]

Barty Crouch Jr. is a smart motherfucker ok? He reads scientific papers for FUN, he’s full of random knowledge about even more random topics and he’s always looking for more weird and interesting information on whatever pops up into his mind, he devours books to the point he’s out of stuff to read by the third year and has to break into the restricted section regularly. He probably has a photographic memory. He’s definitely a mastermind at getting information from and out of people, and he WILL use everything he knows against you. He’s an intellectual and a little shit abt it.

[toffoliravioli]

flexing that michigan college brain juices

[byler-com]

So I was just talking with my dad abt different st ships (vaguely bc we haven’t even finished s3 yet) and we were talking abt lumax and he was saying that Max is very fierce and then (kinda jokingly) he was like “I ship Max and El!” and I had the pleasure to inform him that’s an actual ship

[snocodill]

In real life, Peter Parker would be popular.

[unofficially-racetrack]

Ok ok, here me out. there’s this cute kid in a few of

my classes and he talked to me today and i was gonna crash out i swear 😭🤭🤭

[kingofthe-egirls]

wanna read luffy fanfic where he’s not stupid or sex ignorant. he has carnal desires (asexual luffy lovers this is NOT about you) it’s just. gotta write everything my fuckin self around here

[death-by-mercury]

[lola-just-lola]

Don’t post anon… yep I saw that and I wouldn’t worry about him at all, he knows he has eyes on him all the time and he knows her, she is just trying so hard to get attention, it’s embarrassing

[macaroni-rascal]

Using a box of N95s as a pillow, my cat wants everyone to mask.

[screamfiles]

hi guys! how have you all been?? i’ve been busy with work and a fun new silly romance that is making its way into my life ahhhh! but i’ve been in such a writing mood lately hmmm

[tuttle-did-it]

David Tennant for Prime Minister, please.

edit- Since this is getting so much attention, edited to include descriptions of screenshots.

This woman has lost her fucking mind.

Jo, are you okay?

[unsurprisinglyren]

I wonder if jared knows if he showed us his dick he'd get even more hype

I’m sure he knows (๑ॢ˃̶͈̀ ꇴ ˂̶͈́๑ॢ)

[lesbian-disaster-academic]

i used to be so good at writing strong, thoroughly-researched, thoroughly-edited essays.

as a kid in hs, my teacher literally came up to me, holding my 40 page essay on the intersection of the European witch hunts and capitalism/exploitation/gender roles (it was supposed to be 7 pages...whoops) and went like "this is literally a master's-degree level thesis. what are you doing?? you could literally use this as your final dissertation in a master's program, what the fuck."

NOW??? NOW?? you'd think I'd be oh so skilled. but alas. i can barely piece together two ideas. adhd skill-regression is so so real. im SOBBING

[carmen-berzattos]

Do you write music with the view of being politically active and delivering a message or does it just happen and the rest follows? 

[cozylittleartblog]

"content creator" is a corporate word.

we are artists.

[desos-records]

that alternate ending version of Under the Red Hood (2010) where Talia gives Damian to Jason for some ungodly reason always makes me laugh because Jason is like. I'm going to turn Bruce's son into something horrible just to spite him and says this while holding an infant that can't be more than a month old, like. no, Jay, you're gonna get two days into surrogate fatherhood before your instincts take over and you're finding a better safe house in a better neighborhood so you can build a proper nursery and get Damian into a proper pre-K when he's older. the pit can't erase the fact you died trying to save the mother who gave you up or the fact that a mother has just given up her son to you. and by the time any of that gets through your red fiberglass skull, you'll find yourself standing in the grocery store deciding whether you should buy Dami a bat stuffie just to be funny