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Here from the WIP game!

Very interested in Nocturnal Emissions 👀

Nocturnal Emissions was a teenchesters wincest prompt I got months ago. Basically Dean catching Sam having a wet dream and the aftermath *ahem* blatant sexual tension and questionable behaviour from big brother Dean *ahem* 😏

Here’s a snippet:

It was long hours on the road, the purr of the impala’s engine, the flare and flash of oncoming headlights, blinding, blurring. Sam sat in the back seat, because Dean always called shotgun first – not that it mattered, Sam would always be subjected to the backseat so long as it was the three of them on the road – and dad would be silent, gripping the steering wheel, eyes focused on the unfurling dark stretch of highway before them.

The flickering of headlights casting dark shadows sharply under his jaw and below his eyes. And Dean would look back at Sam, small and tucked against the door, his temple tipped against the glass of the window, eyes distant; a gleam of resentment hiding there, a tight jaw and sulky pout. He’s just a kid, Dean would think, a searing thought, drenched by the glow of a passing trucks headlights, drowned out by the monotonous purr of the impala.

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Omg hope you’re on the mend well and truly, bestie!! 😭❤️ covid is a little bitch who can suck- rough.

Sending positive vibes your way!! ✨

So sorry I have been MIA guys. When we got home from the con, my wife and I ended up becoming really sick. We actually both tested positive for Covid and it took us all the way out. I’m still not feeling the greatest but am doing better than I was. I have so much content I am dying to post but all I have done is sleep and rest. You know it’s bad when you don’t even have the energy to read any fanfic. Bear with me and I shall return with some damn good content. I have missed interacting with you all 🥺🩷

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I’ve been away for so long. I’ve missed you all!!

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WIP Asks Game!

Thank you to @the-flaming-nightmare and @punchedbymarkesmith for tagging me in this!!

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• Exclusive High (sebaciel)

• Immortalis (tomarry)

• JohnSam (john/sam 😂 obviously)

• Nocturnal Emissions (wincest)

• Pretty Boy (tomarry)

• SAFEWORD (sebaciel)

I’m tagging @h28731 @daddario @motelsnleatherseats @samwinchestersgirl83 @o0justanartist0o sorry if you guys were already tagged! I’m late to the game 🥹

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Girl, I’m speechless… the image you created in words is GAH! *expires messily from nosebleed* too dam hot.

Like, now you got me imagining s15 Dean with one hand wrapped securely around the small of (s1) Sam’s back, holding his squirming little brother on his lap, while with the other hand he’s gripping a fistful of Sam’s shaggy hair, a tight-knuckled grip, just the right side of painful, and talking in a voice that is grit and gravel and deepened just so that it makes Sam’s stomach thrum with heat, sticky and visceral and building to a crescendo as Dean forces him to come in closer.

A shared breath. A pounding behind Sam’s ribcage. Vicious.

Then an open-mouth kiss. Spit-slicked chins and stifled breaths. Messy and fervent. A click of their teeth, a wet squelch as Sam, eager and far more inexperienced, suckles greedily at Dean’s lower lip. Ravenous for more. For everything this Dean can offer him.

Let’s talk about S1 Sam getting bent over and shown the time of his life by S15 Dean.

Like Sam from BEFORE they finally got together with Dean who’s been fucking Sam for 14 years and knows every single thing about him. Knows exactly where and how to touch him, and all of Sam’s fantasies from when he was 16 and 18 and 22 and they still hadn’t fully given in to the inevitable.

Sam at the age where all they’d done were rushed handjobs since Sam came back from Stanford that they never talked about while both desperately wanting more, and one desperate kiss the night before he left for Stanford, with a Dean who has no qualms about doing anything and everything.

S1 Sam writhing in Dean’s lap, so desperate and eager for his first real taste, and Dean just shushing him while he bites the shell of Sam’s ear and growls “don’t worry Sammy I know exactly how to take care of you.”

Can we talk about that please?

Like look at them?????? Just imagine.

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Um… how?? How can one person possess such talent???

I've been messing around with some charcoal lately, here's a little sketch I did of Sam. The image quality isn't great because my phone camera suuuuucks, but I figured yall would appreciate it.

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@cheshireimpala1967 I watched it air on my boxy tv 📺 perched on my bright pink exercise ball 😂 absolutely SHAKING from excitement with each new episode. Like, a week between episodes?? The wait was horrendous. But it was such an experience!

Imagine going into Supernatural expecting-Destiel. Now imagine going into expecting Supernatural-Wincest.

Now…imagine going into Supernatural with no ships in mind. (Me)

Me: at the end of season 1 episode 2 (come on guys we had to at least get past the first episode): THEY FUCKED.

Wendigo? End of episode 2 of season 1? The look Sam gave Dean? They fucked. End of story.

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Omg the song tho!! I used to dance to it in my bedroom of a night as it played through my cd player headphones that were crackly and half-dead in the left earbud 💃🏻#nostalgic!

Also, I’m in love with your idea!! It gave me those gut-wrenching (good, very good) feels that I haven’t had in a long time. Like, I’d very much like to voraciously consume this idea. Pls and thank you 🥹

And the snippet!!!

Okay, in my defence the gif looks WAY more sexual than I intended it to. It’s supposed to be me flopping dramatically to the floor because GAH, your idea is EVERYTHING!

Instead it just looks like I’m horny. And I’m so sorry 😭 but… I mean… maybe I am. Maybe your idea is the reason. Maybe we don’t talk about it.

ooh, what's little red riding hood about?

@unsurprisinglyren forgive me for combining yours with @flowers-in-your-basement 🙏💜

Little red riding hood is a scenario I play out in my head a TON but haven't fully decided how to write it. I have a couple extremely small starts that I've written, but mostly it lives in my imagination.

The basic premise is: Dean playing big bad wolf and chasing Sam (in a red hoodie!) through the woods after school. Maybe it's training, and Sam knows it's Dean behind him. Maybe Sam really thinks he's in danger.

It ends with dubcon fear kink sex in the woods. 👀👀👀 Also the song is involved.

He runs through the trees, panting raggedly, knowing he’s reaching his limit. He’s lost track of his direction, but he can’t worry about that right now. He knows he can kill the thing if---

His step falters, foot catching on a root in the dark, and he falls.

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Yes 🙌🏻

Omfg gets me every single time!

Do you ever look at season 1 Sam with his floppy hair and his perfect skin and his adorable pointed nose and his ridiculously long legs and his stupid brown hoodie that is pulling his shirt up so the waistband of his boxers is peeking out from above his jeans and you just kind of want to die?

Don’t even get me started on wet topless Sam in a tiny motel towel

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Help me, I've been temporarily afflicted with Hannigram. It will pass, but my sleep schedule will never recover. (I stayed up until four in the morning to read a fic)

I've faced worse (I'm always fighting in the wincest trenches) but if you happen to have any fic recs I would greatly appreciate them. Anyway, I'm going to try to salvage what little time I have left before I will inevitably be dragged out of bed in the morning by my dog. By which I mean that I am going to sleep. Goodnight, and may you never be cursed with the dreaded writer's block again. *Passes out*

Ayyy! ☜╮(´ิ∀´ิ☜╮) Been there, done that! And I happen to have a few fic recommendations for you, lovely!! Happy reading! 😏

Will vaguely remembered falling. Or maybe it just felt that way. For a span all he could recall was plummeting into the darkness and cold. So maybe he had just imagined it. He’d slipped into unconsciousness so many times over the years, and each instance had been possessed of its own sensation. Freezing. Sinking. Being swallowed. Burning alive. But this had definitely felt like falling, with the unmistakable bone-rending crush of icy cold water at the bottom.

So maybe they had fallen together over that eroding cliff into the arms of the Atlantic.

The cliff.

They… he and Hannibal...

It's been weeks since the Fall. Since Will had leaned against him, the wild scent of blood thick and cloying on the air, and had taken them from the top of the cliffs. And for every second of every day since, Hannibal has been calmly dealing with the fallout of his decision that night: Life over death. Will had intended them to die, had allowed himself a moment of weakness, of desperation. Perhaps the last act of an exhausted soul. Yet Hannibal had denied him.

[Slow burn exploration of Hannibal and Will's developing relationship post-fall/season 3. Possible triggering graphics at the start of each chapter. Blood, gore etc. but canon for the show]

(Also I don’t know why the title etc is not showing up properly in the link but I think it’s because the fic is locked to registered users only, but it should still work!)

In his mind, the fall lasts a small eternity. In reality, it's maybe two seconds.

Will and Hannibal go over the cliff, just like they planned.

Picks up where the finale ends, fills in all the blanks of the last episode, and continues through to their new life as Murder Husbands. My version of a fix-it fic.

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Dude my floor smells like piss and idk what to do

How, anon??? I mean - I - HOW??

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Pspspspspspspsp 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀

*greedily consumes the cheese stash*

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Burgers and fries, burgers and fries, I’m a little wincesties who loves burgers and fries!

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Me during all 15 season^

Imagine going into Supernatural expecting-Destiel. Now imagine going into expecting Supernatural-Wincest.

Now…imagine going into Supernatural with no ships in mind. (Me)

Me: at the end of season 1 episode 2 (come on guys we had to at least get past the first episode): THEY FUCKED.

Wendigo? End of episode 2 of season 1? The look Sam gave Dean? They fucked. End of story.

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Rip Ren you will be missed

I’m not gone, just been a busy bee 🐝 but I’m still around ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

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Girl, don’t even get me started on Dead In The Water Sam!!! ༼՟ິͫཀ՟ິͫ༽

Do you ever look at season 1 Sam with his floppy hair and his perfect skin and his adorable pointed nose and his ridiculously long legs and his stupid brown hoodie that is pulling his shirt up so the waistband of his boxers is peeking out from above his jeans and you just kind of want to die?

Don’t even get me started on wet topless Sam in a tiny motel towel