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[stormcrow513]

You joke but this is how my cousin Albert died!

I feel like starting an urban legend about a demon that kills you if you don't have headphones on when browsing tiktok in public

[janefordarchive]

LADY JANE GREY & LORD GUILDFORD DUDLEY — 1.04 "Bluebird is Dead"

[super-marvel-dc]

Y/N, stuck hanging upsidedown from their grappling hook: Get me down, please!

Jason: *Crosses his arms over his chest, and grins* do you work at Subway? Because you look like a sub from above.

Y/N: Jason! Now is not the time for—

Y/N: Actually, that was a pretty good one, not gonna lie...

Jason: *Winks* thank you, I've been saving that one for something like this.

Y/N: Damn, I guess the dom in Domino's really is for you.

Roy, standing a few feet away: ...

Roy: You guys know I'm still here, right?

Jason, and Y/N: Sorry...

[dd-is-my-guiltypleasure]

[yoan-le-grall]

[letthefairyinyoufly]

ALICENT HIGHTOWER HOUSE OF THE DRAGON | S2E07 "The Red Sowing"

[twopoppies]

Louis does take care of himself.

He told my mom that he had just gotten back from a run when she ran into him ( at a location where I'm sure he lived at the time so don't wanna screw anything up for anyone and say that ) and he corrected himself by saying ," by running I mean walking very fast " . She was walking our dog and he pet him too.

This was right after COVID and I think he was trying to get fit for the tour or something.

I think he stays at this place occasionally. This is in LA.

SO cute. I want to run into him and have him pet my dog.

[lady-z-writes]

It's late.

You can tell he's walking on eggshells.

And it's not his fault, not really.

You all drew straws.

And you two drew the smallest.

So now here you are, waiting for him to pick you up, standing on the sidewalk in this ridiculous outfit.

You're heading to an event.

Some promotion for some new sex club in the city. Some snooping and rubbing elbows with people who have information on some supe you're currently tracking.

It's always something.

The invitation the team happened to get ahold of said "porn star attire" and you can only imagine what you're walking into.

Frenchie joked you should just put on a g-string and some pasties but the thought of being that naked around Butcher made your stomach flip.

So you have a crush. So what?

When you drew straws and you were the lucky winner, you'd covered your face, scanned through a mental image of your closet to see if you had anything revealing for tonight.

Of course you didn't.

And when Butcher drew the other straw you could feel your face heating up.

"Oi, lovey. Just you 'an me," he'd opened his arms wide, gave you a big grin.

You wanted to melt into the floor.

Kimiko came with you to find an outfit.

You're currently cursing the drinks you'd had before your shopping. Mistake. Thankfully Kimiko had been clear-headed enough to be your voice of reason. She knew your crush. Kept your secret.

The outfit wasn't as revealing as you could have gotten. A black, figure-flattering frock. The cut was deep, almost went to your navel, showing off your tits. The low-back made you feel so sexy, only you couldn't wear a bra which made you nervous. It was full-length, a high side slit on your left leg revealing pastel pink rhinestone stilettos. It hugged your hips before cascading down with a short, dramatic train. Slight ruching accentuated your ass. To top it all off, Kimiko suggested a collar; something simple, almost elegant-looking. She'd insisted on a leash - details, she'd signed.

When Butcher pulls up, you feel so stupid.

Little do you know he'd let out a deep breath as he pulled up, eyes scanning over you.

You rush into the passenger seat, huff out a breath, don't make eye contact when you hand him the leash.

He bites his tongue, not trusting himself to speak.

"Kimiko insisted. Just...drape it across your neck."

He does as you ask, ignoring the jolt of his cock as he feels the leather trail over his skin.

He points toward the floorboard, nods at you.

"Figure ya may need a lil somethin' to ease into this."

You're gripping the neck of a bottle. It's dark, you've no idea what you're drinking, but you're thankful for the thought.

As he drives, you try not to notice what he's wearing, but your eyes trace over the leash hanging down his plain white shirt. The buttons are undone and it shows off his drool-worthy skin. He knows what he's doing.

He smells so good. It's overwhelming in this small space.

The three sips of this drink have you heated; you haven't eaten lately.

You sigh, cover your face as the car pulls up to the building.

"What?" To your surprise, Butcher has a laugh at the end of the word.

"What even is my life?" You can't help but laugh, gazing down at your outfit. "I'm a mess."

He's silent a beat as he parks, shuts the car off.

As he opens his door, he says, "for what it's worth, I think you're fuckin' stunning."

Your stomach flips again. You put down the bottle before you do something stupid.

And you let him lead you inside...

[safedistancefrombeingsmart]

hiii :)

because i just saw this post by @inevitably-johnlocked i wanted to ask you what's your favourite feature of martin freeman?

(please state your case with photographic proof)

Favourite feature?

Just kidding! 😂 (And for some reason I read pornographic instead of photographic first. 😇)

The eyes, yes, 100%.

The smile!

And the hair.

And yeah, big fan of the Freebeard here.

And I have to mention the Freetongue!

Does that answer your question? 😬

Thanks for the ask!!

[endless-ineffabilities]

pookie doesn't know the words to That's So True but at least he looks hot and his hair is fully giving Bouvier-Kennedy.

[strangeshapedstone]

Andy Bell, Gem Archer, and Noel Gallagher of Oasis at the 2007 Brit Awards

[leveloneandup]

😉

[bluebutlikenotalways]

Ah Cupid’s arrow. Any couple hit by it is destined to spend the rest of their lives together…

…no matter how long they have left.

I think it might look better without the bg tbh

[moodyvoid]

Twice: “Do you think we’re bad people?”

Shigaraki: “Hmm… nah. I think we could be worse.”

Toga: “We’re literally the League of Villains. What could be worse?”

Shigaraki: “We could be family vloggers.”

Toga & Twice both recoil: “EW—“