#he’s prolly not gonna kill nobody

[mysunshine-youremoonlight]

basically in the mersault theyre playing a game where dazai and fyodor have to escape in order to get the antidote to this poison they willingly injected themselves with (the game was set up by nikolai. hes silly) and one of the security systems in place is the room locks down and fills with water so you drown. dazai managed to lock fyodor and chuuya in a room and they got wet. but them they escaped and locked sigma and dazai in a room, AND set the room on fire so it would use up all the oxygen above the surface. AND THEN it was also an elevator(?) and fyodor cut the suspension so it fell. basically, dazai not only got the two of them out of drowning and burning alive but then, in a split second decision, he realised they couldnt make it to the exit in time before they fell so he used all the momentum he could muster up to shove sigma out just in time saying “i said i promised id get you out alive, didnt i? i leave the rest to you” and has now fallen to perhaps his death (probably not though, i bet chuuyas gonna save his ass but thats not the point). YEAH. this is now the second ada member who has insisted sigma cant die yet sobs😭

omg..... i am so invested in this plotline and i do not even read bsd...... pls keep me updated

BUT DAZAI SHOVING HIM OUT??? ouwughhhhhhhhhh!!!!

also nikolai and fyodor are sooooo silly. doing the silliest of things like *checks notes* attempted murder (/lh)

[gommyworm]

:^]

[lev1hei1chou]

Why i believe Gojo could come back

This chapter left us in a devastated state and was absolutely uncalled for, but I personally believe this isnt the end of the strongest sorcerer. There are several reasons as to why (These are just opinions, I could be wrong in certain areas AND personal feelings might make an occassional appearance.)

LEAKS:

This whole panel was obviously made for a reason. And we dont see gojo making a decision. Considering the fact that this is literally THE Gojo Satoru, he's more likely to choose north since there's numerous things left as plot holes. We'll get to that.

Here in this page, he mentions that Toji should've cut his head off to actually kill him. In the leaks, whats cut off is his upper body but not the head! I still can't quite wrap my head around RCT but lets say he's not able to heal himself. You know who can and who would? Yuta and Shoko

Now moving on

"Gojo then bids farewell to everyone." If hes truly gone then why would he be bidding farewell to the fallen comrades? If he's dead then isn't he supposed to stay in the afterlife with them?

Pretty self explanatory

What if Kashimo is going in to distract Sukuna while Shoko and Yuta can heal Gojo?

Now think about this. Gojo is gone, Shoko doesnt fight and who are all left? A bunch of sorcerers who are literally under 20, need guidance and we havent really seen any panel where they actually plan how they're going to go about in the whole battle. Gojo isnt a want, hes a NEED, a NECESSITY.

Remember, Toji who was dead long ago pretty much appeared out of nowhere in Shibuya Arc LMAO so- yes

WHAT IS THIS EVEN SUPPOSED TO MEAN

Theres no way Gojo would be left sealed for 3 whole years, brought him back just to kill him off in the most disrespectful way possible.

Besides, things that Gojo wanted to do haven't happened yet.

He wanted to tell megumi about his father

He wanted to see his students surpass the strongest sorcerer, aka him

He wanted to get rid of the higher ups

He wanted to properly mourn suguru (for which kenjaku has to be defeated but oh well)

He wanted to save Megumi

How'd we know what Gojo said here.

On to the other aspects of why killing off Gojo was a bad idea. We barely ever saw what happened to him, and an off screen death to the so called strongest sorcerer is just senseless. Gojo is a fan favourite. People started watching the show for Gojo (myself included) and there's a high possibility of multiple people dropping the manga since he isn't even there anymore.

The ending could take a turn for the worse considering the fact that Sukuna is just overpowered and Kenjaku hasn't done anything as of now. Unless there's some heavy plot armor I dont think the students even stand a chance against Sukuna and Kenjaku. Both outcomes- the students and others emerging as victors or sukuna emerging as a victor could make the ending absolutely terrible and this might as well top AOT for being the manga with the most disliked ending.

Gojo Satoru is the mentor for multiple; for Yuji, Nobara, Megumi, Yuta, Maki, Panda, Toge and the third years and its necessary for them to have someone to teach them. It is one of Satoru's wishes to see his students surpass him, which can happen only when he's there since there's nobody else who is actually capable of teaching them and leading them into the world as actual graduated sorcerers.

So Gojo dying will make the manga take a turn for the worse. Killing him off in the middle makes absolutely no sense and is just plain bad writing. People are prolly gonna kill me for this but lets admit the truth. Hyping this battle, building up tension just to finish him off screen is NOT good writing.

Anyways. There is factual proof of Gojo potentially making a return. Maybe at a cost, like him losing his power, losing his "strongest" title or anything else. He may not even be the same anymore but honestly as long as he's back, I'm fine.

It happened previously, and could happen again.

Satoru Gojo may not be the strongest and the honoured one, but may be reborn as a newer version of himself after getting humbled. Lotuses, as mentioned above symbolise rebirth, which is why i believe this is not the end.

A small bit of advice for gojo fans: Go watch haikyuu or highschool babysitters as a form of self care <3

[toxicanonymity]

Can I request a fic where Reader’s parents were recently killed and she has to look after her younger siblings. She needs to find a way to earn money so she is forced to become a prostitute/sex worker. Only thing is she is a virgin. And guess who takes her virginity as part of the job? (Joel!). Not sure how you can make it dark, but that’s up to you!

virgin sex worker

<1k words | joel x f!reader | masterlist

18+ virginity loss, unsafe PIV sex, bj, Joel talks you through the whole thing. Post-outbreak.

"Call me Joel," the john says.

"It's my first time," you tell him.

"No different from doin' it with a boyfriend," he reassures you as he unzips his pants.

"No, I've never. . . It's my first time, ever."

He looks stunned but not put off. "Why ya doin' this?"

"It's really none of your business, I'm not gonna justify myself to you."

"Why me then? Lotta men would pay top dollar for a virgin."

"You're a regular, right? The other girls said you'd be good for my first time. Nice and gentle?"

"Whew, that ain't me, baby," he laughs. "Must be their sick idea of hazing the new girl. . . Must want me to break ya in reeeal good."

Your face goes cold and your eyes prickle with tears.

"Don't worry baby, I can try my best . . . c’mere, let’s see what we’re workin’ with.” He pats the bed. “Bend over for me.” He takes off his jeans.

You bend over with your ass in the air. He lifts up your skirt and pulls down your panties. "Mmm now that's a nice lookin' pussy."

He strokes it but you aren’t wet. He puts his hands on your waist then asks “ok if I move ya'round and shit?”

“Um, yeah,” you answer.

He somewhat roughly throws you on your back. “Was that okay?” he asks.

“Yeah,” you nod.

“I’m gonna make it so it feels better for ya, k?” He takes your panties all the way off then puts his head between your legs. His tongue on your clit turns you on right away. He kisses, licks, and sucks at your pussy, always returning to your clit. You moan in pleasure, then he sticks a finger in.

“Good girl, now we’re in business.” He slowly pumps that one finger as he keeps pleasuring you with his mouth. Then he sticks another finger in. He grunts in satisfaction as he pulls his mouth away, and looks up at you from between your thighs. “Nobody ever been in here?”

“No, only toys.”

His eyebrows shoot up, “Well good, that means you prolly won’t bleed too much.

He slowly pumps his fingers in and out of you, then curls them. It’s quite a stretch, but still pleasant. After awhile, Joel sits up and gives you a little smile, thumbing your clit one last time as his fingers slide out.

“Alright, we’re warmed up, ready to go,” Joel says while palming himself over his boxers. “You wanna give it a kiss first, get to know it?”

You sit up, then bend over again so your head is at dick-level with him standing next to the old, dirty bed. His hard cock intimidates you but also sends a pang of arousal between your legs. You wrap your hand around it and he sighs. You put your lips around the head and he says “Yeah, attagirl.” When you begin to suck, he gives a low whistle. “Damn, you suck a good cock.”

You’ve done your research.

“Alright now.” You take your head off his cock and wait for his instructions. He sits on the bed with his back against the headboard. “How bout ya just come on up here.” He pats his lap. “Take it how you want it, and I’ll try not to interfere.”

You slowly straddle him and hover over his cock. He holds it for you in one hand and watches you hungrily. He fingers you again with his free hand, then urges you closer, pulling you by your ass. He aligns his tip at your entrance, then you slowly sink onto it. In a way, it feels amazing, but It’s a major stretch and also hurts. You wince. He breathes heavily, trying to control himself.

“Ok if I help?” he asks and you nod. His hands come to your hips and gently press down. You gasp and your face screws up.

“Sometimes ya gotta rip the bandaid off. want me to do that for ya, baby?”

You’re nervous but you don’t think you can go any further without more help.

“Yeah,” you nod.

“Attagirl,” he says. His large hands pull you down hard on his cock and he grunts loudly. You gasp at the intrusion. It feels like he’s inhabiting most of your body. He thrusts up into you and you gasp again. It hurts, but not in a very bad way.

Then, he sits more upright and puts you on your back. He pulls out most of the way, then slams his cock into you and you both grunt as the force pushes you down the bed. He begins to really fuck you. “Tell me if it hurts,” he says and you nod. His face darkens, then he pounds into you repeatedly. It hurts, but not bad enough to say it. The feeling of being filled by him outweighs the pain.

After a few minutes, he says he’s about to come. “Wanna see how it tastes?”

“Yeah,” you say as he pulls out. He straddles you and walks on his knees up to your armpits, leans forward, and you lift your neck to accept him into your mouth. Then he groans and pulses into your mouth.

It's salty and a little tart.

"Good girl," Joel whispers as you take the last of his load. He gets dressed while you freshen up. He's sitting on the bed in his jeans when you come out.

"You're still here?" You ask.

"Yeah, you good?"

You nod.

"Can I give ya'a hug?"

You hug goodbye and the taste lingers in your mouth all day.

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This was a quick one from the ask cellar. Ty for reading!

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[jane-john-doe-tournament]

Jane Doe (Ride the Cyclone) Propaganda:

Great singing, also she’s literally wearing a doll‘s head bc she lost hers

do they have their soul or is it rotting somewhere with their head?

BALLAD OF JANE DOE IS SO SAD AND SHE IS GREAT AND I ONLY WATCH RTC ONCE BUT SHES NY FAVE OK

cool asf

She forgets her name after her death and has no story told in the production

She's so sweet and deserves the world. Her song (The Ballad of Jane Doe) is great.

the song goes so hard just listen to her song guys please

she literally died and her head was cut off so nobody could tell who she was PLEASE let her take one (1) W

BECAUSE SHE IS AMAZING. First she already won the tournament in the musical to regain life, as she won them over with her sad wet cat energy because she did not have a head and feared that she lost her soul. Second, she died on a roller coaster and lost her head, but stole her doll's head and thats very gender. Third, throughout the musical she is used as a vessel for religious allegory, she is an angel, she is jesus, she is a demon, she is forsaken but she is purity itself. Fourthly, she is is given the identity of Savannah with the greenest eyes after the other characters who died with her hold her a birthday party, and I think thats sweet because its probably some kind of meaning I cant see but auughfhfhh shes so cool

i mean her name isn't TECHNICALLY jane doe but we refer to her as such. she's so silly!! autism powers! i don't have a lot of propaganda tbh. i would've just been surprised had she NOT been submitted

She lost her head literally when the rollercoaster derailed. She wasn't able to be identified apart from the school uniform she was wearing.

Her name is forgotten, and so is everything about her. So she’s called Jane Doe. She’s very sweet and very creepy, but she doesn’t mean it

and im asking WHYYYYY LORRRRRDDD

I LOVE HER! she died in a roller coaster accident and was decapitated, her body not being found. in the show, her head is actually just her doll’s head. the coroners couldn’t identify her, so she was dubbed a jane doe. in the game to be alive again, she ends up being voted, her name being revealed to be penny lamb. anyways she’s a little creepy and also quite silly and she does her funny little waddle like a porcelain doll (or corpse).

She deserves it! She lost her head she shouldn't lose this too.

Not convinced you didn’t start this tournament just for her tbh

They have a great song and a true air of mystery to them. They also have arguably the best song in the musical, The Ballad of Jane Doe! I would definitely recommend listening to it >:)

—She LOST her HEAD and had it replaced with a PORCELAIN DOLL —In all seriousness her story is really poignant. No one could identify her body so she arrives in the afterlife not knowing her identity and she spends the show vacillating between depressed and angry at her situation, leading to… —“The Ballad of Jane Doe”, specifically Emily Rohm’s version, might be the most haunting solo in musical theatre history.

John Doe (Milgram) Propaganda:

well atp hes prolly not gonna be forgiven in the trials so hopefully he can at least get farther in this

in a supernatural prison full of sympathetic murderers, john just so happened to be the one corner case. neither a prisoner nor a warden, he's just kinda there! the one being officially (if not legally.) prosecuted for the crime is his alter, kayano mikoto, although it's unclear which one of them actually killed someone. after getting the verdict of "unforgiven" in the first trial of three for their crime, john is certainly being insistent on the fact that he's an entirely horrible person who killed without measure; all for the sake of becoming the scapegoat and diverting the negative attention from mikoto. he's just a little shit who would do anything for the person he cares about the most in the world and who hates himself so so bad. deep devotion? he has that. grey morals? absolutely. homoeroticism? you tell me. mainstream tumblr you would love him. also his name is like that because a fifteen-year-old amnesiac called es named him (while the events take place in japan) so do with that what you will

[howlingday]

Vanilla Movies

Setting - After nearly dying while fighting Cinder Fall, his former ally, Jaune Arc, aka The Huntsman, is dragged to safety by Qrow Branwen and Velvet Scarlatina, the latter of whom was forced out of her early retirement to help save the young hero. Now, the trio are in hiding, possibly forever while Cinder and her crew are hunting down The Huntsman.

Qrow: ...Alright, should be safe to talk again. Nobody's gonna find us here for a while, so get some food and rest in ya while ya can.

Velvet: ...M-Mister Branwen. B-Back there, I... I saw some things I shouldn't have... didn't I? A-And that means Miss Fall is going to kill me when she finds me... r-right?

Qrow: ...Yeah.

Velvet: S-So... So I can't call my family ever again... huh?

Qrow: ...Nope.

Velvet: F-Forever?

Qrow: ...Prolly.

Velvet: ...

Velvet: ...Thank goodness~.

Jaune: ?

Velvet: I f-finally have an excuse to get away from my family...

Jaune: Your... family?

Velvet: My m-mom... and my dad...

Jaune: ...

Qrow: ...I'm gonna get some grub and hit the sack. We're getting up early tomorrow, so I suggest you both do the same. (Lays down)

Jaune: ...Velvet? Why are you shaking?

Velvet: B-Because this always happens... I-I'm always getting the short end of the stick, a-and I'm probably going to die... I... I don't want to die...

Velvet: Y-You don't have to worry about that b-because you're a superhero. N-Nothing bad ever happens to y-you.

Jaune: ...I know it doesn't look like it, but I actually feel like crap. Like, the worst kind of crap. I just watched my best friend die in front of me, and it was at the hands of someone I thought I could trust, and now I'm probably gonna die somewhere in a ditch if Cinder doesn't get to me first. And even if I do manage to somehow survive this, I'm just going to be fighting for my life against somebody even worse than Cinder later.

Velvet: ...B-But isn't that normal?

Jaune: ?

Velvet: Th... The only place you can ever be happy... I-Is in a good dream...

Jaune: ...

Velvet: ...

Jaune: I... I just wanted to be special and...

Velvet: Y... You want to be special, Jaune?

Jaune: ...

???: The Huntsman...

Jaune: !

TV: (Reporter) There's not a man, woman, or child alive who doesn't know the name of The Huntsman, a hero among heroes who towers above the rest!

Jaune: Th... The Huntsman...

TV: (Crowd) HUNTS! MAN! HUNTS! MAN! HUNTS! MAN! HUNTS! MAN! HUNTS! MAN! HUNTS! MAN! HUNTS! MAN!

Jaune: They... They love me...

TV: (Young Woman) I mean, he's a superhero, right? Who wouldn't want to go on a date with a superhero? I totally do~!

Jaune: (Leans against the TV, Sobbing) THEY LOOOVE MEEE~!

Qrow: Ugh... Pipe down, will ya?

Jaune: I... I can't believe I'm saying this, but... I'm tired of eating dino chicken nuggies! I want... I want to eat steak and lobster! Every morning!

Jaune: And I know that's selfish, and so is not being happy with just one girl! I want five- No! -ten girlfriends! I WANNA HAVE A TON OF SEX!

Velvet: ...

Qrow: ...

Jaune: And that's why...

Jaune: THAT'S WHY I WANT TO BE THE HUNTSMAN.

Qrow: ...You go out there, and Cinder will hunt you down and cook you alive. The instant you don that cape and mask, it'll be the last time you ever do anything ever again.

Jaune: ...

[no-shxme]

Question if you could rework Talon how would you do it? Like, if you have complete and total control of the character, can change things as far as the beginning or just progress his story. You can do whatever.

What would you do?

OKAY so i actually typed out a long ass response but then it got deleted so this makes me very sad faklsdjkljsfd but im gonna try and repeat myself. Disclaimer ofc this is going to be very long and its also just my personal opinion. No hate if anyone’s ideal talon is different.

So i can divide the changes i would make into like, 3 categories.

Core design

In game

Lore

I’ll go ahead and put it below the cut bc i know its gonna be so long (sob)

CORE DESIGN:

Okay im pretty sure i’ve said smth similar before but i cant remember. Basically i think talon’s core design fantasy conflicts with his design to an egregious degree. Riot’s goal is supposed to be to make the champ design fit the fantasy, but we’re supposed to believe he’s this cutthroat, efficient, STEALTHY assassin, who can kill with no mercy and climb all over the map and yet he’s got this jingle-jangle cape and also a hokey, non-retractable armblade. (this pisses me off bc zed has a retractable blade. So they DO exist.) also wild rift pissed me off bc when they redid their design of him they didn’t fix any of the issues and in fact made the armblade worse. How is he supposed to climb? It fundamentally conflicts with what he’s supposed to be. Get rid of both of them both. banished.

Granted, both of these things make his design more unique, but i dont think talon needs them. In fact their existence makes his own thematic design worse, as someone who’s supposed to blend in, supposed to hide in a crowd and be a nobody. He’s supposed to have a generic design. Maybe they can fuck with his cape a lil bit, but he doesn’t need to have this super notable look to him. Look at akshan. He’s just a shirtless dude (in a repurposed sol uniform) but he wears it well fr. 

As a side note: talon’s design in ‘the name of the blade’ is pretty good as a starting off point but it still has the stupid cape.

To be clear they will never change this i think. Talon’s armblade and cape are too ingrained in his old design so they’ll never be fixed, and this problem with it not matching his fantasy will only get worse over time.

Also i think base leblanc also looks ridiculous and is in the same boat.

IN GAME:

A new model + animations ofc! Hood toggle, + extra animation variants when vaulting over stuff. (over thin walls, thick walls, and side hops.) an idle knife flip. (oh and new splasharts ofc.) a new voice!! My current problem with the voice is that imo he sounds too old and deep, and also he suffers from being old (i hc him as between 23-25) and having few lines. Tbh i think talon would rock a raspy transmasc voice, or at least a raspy voice, prone to cracking bc he’s not super talkative.

random voice line ideas

New interactions with katarina, swain prolly, sett (as a treat) and ezreal. etc.

New joke response: “i dont get it” or “you talk too much.”

New taunt response: “be quiet.”

“Leave me alone” or “you’re annoying” after killing someone.

“I can climb that” when seeing sett or other eligible champs, both masc and fem. bisexual energy.

Lots of vocalizations. “Hah,” hrmphs, occasional “hm.”

A focus on shorter, more straightforward sentences as opposed to long wordy ones.

he will trigger more voicelines when by himself (for eg: in the jg) as opposed to around other champions. (yes im dreaming big.)

as an 'away from people or in the jg' voiceline: whistling. not like a tune or anything, just a few notes.

LORE:

Okay this is the really big one. I’m just gonna go all over the place.

Step 1: make him aro. MAKE HIM ARO. it doesn't need to be a big reveal or anything. Actually it’d be better if all of talon’s lore was lowkey. It can just be smth mentioned or implied on the side, but canon nonetheless. I hc him as bi too but the aro is way more important to me. WHILE WE'RE AT IT. riot please release an aromantic pride icon pls. every year i foolishly hope.

Step 2: i’d also make him trans. This isn’t a hard need for me but it makes his story/character stronger. Also i think its great to have open lgbt rep but i would like rep for people who are stealth too. Talon would be that. He likes to blend in, he likes to be unknown and invisible, he doesn’t want too much attention and he wants to be perfect. It’s pretty on the nose. I know people would be mad bc like, noo he wasn’t trans before, but i just dont care. My ideal talon is trans or at least gnc/nb-coded if amab. Also while we’re at it i’d also either give him autism with my autism ray-gun, or i’d just make him autism-coded. It just fits him. I think he realistically has anxiety and prolly some other personality disorder, if not a touch of tism.

Step 3: make the timeline of events around when he was adopted all the way to the kat comic more definite. Like how old was he when he was ‘adopted?’ (imo at least 13 but i can explain in a not already super long post pfpfpf). Retcon some of the kat comic. I think the most annoying part of it is how much he talks. I think riot thinks he’s like, a boring character, but he’s not. He’s just a NUANCED character. There are many different assassins in league that fit specific niches. (zed is evil shadow ninja assassin, akali is rogue wildcard assassin, pyke is the crazed executioner, yone is righteous, fizz is silly, katarina is proud and showy.) talon is already supposed to fit the most typical ‘assassin niche.’ like assassins creeds. Just let him be that. You don’t have to make him talk a ton, just amplify what’s already there. He’s a perfectionist, he does things in the most efficient way, he’s got layers and abandonment issues, and i think something that’s overlooked by riot is how he’s prolly a victim of manipulation and abuse. In fact i’d make that very clear, even by revealing that talon can’t read. That would already mean smth is up.

In terms of the kat comic: Cut out the whole part where talon monologues like an idiot at the end. While we’re at it, have kat kill the king, not that other guy. I think its a more interesting tie in and adds more character conflict. I actually hate how ‘good’ katarina was in the comic like she can afford to have more awfulness and then visibly grow out of it. Idc. continuing, i’d make it so that talon really thought marcus left, and then marcus returns just before the kat comic events and manipulates talon into trying to kill her. Idk this makes so much more sense to me i dont know why they had talon know about it the whole time, as if it didn’t kill his entire story that we’d been following for years. Like it was such an easy change to still respect what story he already had??? IT MAKES ME MAD. It also allows talon to have more obvious conflict with killing kat, bc their sibling connection improves in marcus' absence.

ALSO i like his scar in the kat comic but i’d like it differently instead of straight down. I feel like eye scars are pretty like, they all look the same yk. Can we vary it up or maybe give him a few more. He’s so pretty in the kat comic but he deserves more scars.

Also, in his high noon story i would not have fucking talon dish out the expository dialogue again. I love that story but it makes me mad how he just word vomits this whole story. Just put that shit at the beginning and leave him out of it. Or maybe find some way to explain that doesn’t involve clumsy paragraphs of expository dialogue. Sorry, no hate to the author but i think a character reciting a whole fable to someone is amateurish, lazy, and a disservice to his character. I would also make him and Yone the protagonists of high noon gothic as an au. Ive been meaning to make a post about it but they parallel each other very nicely. A demon going holy and a good man going hellish.

If i could i would legit canon-ship him with sett or with akshan. But thats ofc very indulgent and relies on setup.

uhhh extra bits that im thinking of:

retcon the going to shurima after failing to kill kat bit. i want him to fester. i would rather him be totally lost for a second and observe the wreckage of his lost family.

imo he never meets cass or soreana, because he enters the family in his teens when they're both already in shurima.

i think a really cool way to deliver talon's lore would be via other champ lore that happens to have him in it. with a consistent voice you'd be able to piece him together while still maintaining the theme of him being on the outside, lowkey.

OH I'D CHANGE HIS ICON BTW. his character icon doesn't look like him. dear god. dark brown hair pls, amber eyes. let it be so.

if i could i would strengthen the anarchistic themes he has going on in his skin lines. yeah let him go apeshit why not. let him be a thorn. let him break apart.

im pretty sure he's canonically short (looked the same size as kat in the comic) but if not. he is now. sorry bud.

oh as a final note. right now his parents are just Gone. but i would make sure that they abandoned him. its the strongest way to cause him to attach to marcus.

there's probably more but i really can't remember rn and its already so long. my god. thanks for this ask tho it was very fun to answer omg. if i ever become a famous author id beg riot to let me write smth for him. a novella or smth like garen first strike.

and ofc to reiterate, these are just my opinions. people can have their own versions of talon for sure, its all ok!

[supermaks]

Which f1 car do u think max vibed with the most?

Ohh cute question ty 🌷🌷 I love when y’all let me go full verstappie .. but like that he drove , or u mean like an f1 car in general, as a fan?? Either way let’s discuss. Imo this new rb19 prolly been the car he's had the most fun driving. He’s said so himself and all drivers dream of a car that lets them cook like he does. Even when u compare it to 2022 u look at his performance on tracks like Monaco and u can tell he's just flexing in there like he has the whimsical aloofness of a dawg who is fully in his element. So yuh my best boy definitely vibes wid his best boy 🏎️✨ I think he also liked the rb16 even tho it was an inconsistent flop and difficult to setup it was also a lot more limber wid an even more insane front end that literally nobody but the bitchy Toro Rosso graduate cud drive. He packed a lot bitched in that car. 😐 In terms of f1 cars in general bro is a self proclaimed v8 engine stan. It’s the cars he grew up watching so it makes sense. They killed 20 acres per race and gave u permanent auditory loss and were literally ridiculous and unsustainable but bro I kinda get it like material goes crazy.

Max can make it work wid some lil DRS but historically hes always preferred elbows out, full control of the throttle, apex up his butthole , tire deg literally the voices in his head ((tire deg? just say no)) so naturally. He’s always gonna prefer an old school weapon like the Indy V8 series. Ik that’s not an f1 car but pls 😭😭. Max refuses change his driving style to fit the newer, heavier machines that reward a less ‘aggressive’ , more ‘automated’ ‘sanitized’ approach to discarding bitches and that’s just who he is. He refuses to change. It’s how we still get stuff like Suzuka in 2022 , that shud not be possible wid the new cars btw, yet lil bro just goes for it and does it strong and simple. Finds grip wid a dragless car, strong, dirty, unyielding, and overtakes sharl around the first corner in wet conditions just to gain a lead he didn’t need . Racing driver

😋😋😛😛

[literaltrashforeverything]

I'm gonna die on my deathbed explaining why Ghost is actually a normal person outside the military and he's extremely mischaracterized.

You will never be able to convince me that Simon "Ghost" Riley doesn't do normal person things outside of his job. Sure, his information his top-secret, but that's all the more reason for him to be a normal person outside deployments.

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Here's examples of Ghost being domestic:

- He goes grocery shopping every Thursday at 2:30PM because it's when the store is the least busy.

- He wears a black fabric surgical mask when he's not at home. He's more comfortable covering his face but it's not an issue if he's somewhere where he can't have a mask.

Was strangely comforted when COVID happened because it normalized wearing face masks.

- He sits in the mirror of his bathroom every two weeks so he can chop his hair when he grows too long.

- He's a phenomenal sniper but when it's time to shave his face then suddenly his hands are shaking and he's cut himself at least 4 times. (Prolly that sharp jawline 🤭)

- Loves dogs. Will ask people if he can pet their dog. (They're shitting themselves bc this giant masked man just asked to pet their dog in the most monotone voice)

- Has called Price to ask for advice on dating. He's got a crush on the girl from the coffee shop down the street from his flat and he needs some help on asking her out.

- when he's not on a deployment, he's probably at home eating pocky while watching Top Gun. Ends up falling asleep on the couch and snores like a dad.

- he's probably in his late 20s-early 30s and owns a flat somewhere in Manchester. (He was never able to fully separate himself from where he grew up)

- has a pet beta fish named Toes that the old neighbor lady takes care of while he's on deployment.

- He secretly pulls pranks around base when he's stationed somewhere. Nobody knows it's Ghost secretly leaving tiny plastic babies from Amazon around the entire base. He never gets caught and it's still a mystery where these babies keep popping up at.

- drinks milk, probably

- Will get violent if he watches an American microwave tea in front of him.

- Like Price, he WILL correct the word "soccer" into "football" like he's got some type of vendetta against the audacity.

- Sneezes like a fucking dad

- He's severely allergic to cats so the second he sees one, he will instantly abort mission. It's a whole scene watching a 6'5 skull-masked man jerk back the second a cat steps in front of him while he's on a mission.

- Hates spiders. He's not the spider killer around the base. Will not go into a room if he's seen a spider in there unless someone else killed it for him.

- He listens to Queen, you can't convince me otherwise.

- (Killer Queen is his favorite)

- He actually has an entire tattoo sleeve on his left arm, not just a forearm sleeve. If you look close enough, you can tell that it's actually just the most cliché military tattoo sleeve that's ever existed. He didn't even care what the tattoo was, he just wanted one to look cool.

- Bad Santa is unironically his favorite movie.

- Plays first-person shooter games with Gaz sometimes and always loses.

- Is the guy who brings beer to literally any event ever. Without fail. And it's always a beer that only he likes so he can have it all for himself. Everyone else started drinking them despite how disgusting they are just because they figured out that he was trying to hoard it for himself.

- Sucks at playing Monopoly. Absolutely no strategy.

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I can keep going lmao. I have ideas for days lmaooo

[spidey-bie]

Another thing about Comic!Hobie, he's only ever been outside of his universe when he's fighting something and then immediately leaves. This bitch would have no idea at all what a cellphone is, and I'm just realizing the fucking complications of that in a modern world. How the fuck do people in the 70s meet? "Damn, bruh, that's shit, wanna go to the park at the light of the waning sun and smoke a jiffy?" or some shit. I had a scene where they meet for the first time via Moxie running full fucking force behind him to give him their number so that they can talk schedules and details for painting time, and then realized Hobie would fully bluescreen at getting seemingly some random cryptic ass code from this really cool person and prolly not knowing how to respond. Do you look stupid infront of cool person? (Because gwen stacy is his idol because of how she lived) Do you go deadpan and just straight say "I ain't got that"? The culture differences are actually harder then I realized for people in different time periods, with different regions, with different historical events.

Oh my fucking god, someone having to fucking teach him and I know in my goddamn heart he's gonna hear about surveillance and immediately go "The media is already tryina kill my ass, nuh-uh, you take this bullshit back. I want none of it" I'm realizing how big letters are as a form of communication without shit like social media or texting. It's never really sunk in this much. Hobie brown angrily writing a fucking letter to someone is now living in my head rent free.

I love how I forgot all about letters and immediately went to beepers. Ansi and Hobie have two-way pagers that Ansi hacked to work across dimensions in case of emergencies (or frankly for whenever he's bored and wants Hobie to come by)

Nobody writes about technologically challenged Hobie (because of him making watches in the movie or whatever 🙄) but I'm holding onto the headcanon that the Riri Williams of his universe made the watches and he was just stealing parts.

Honestly him being able to put together multiple multi dimensional watches but not knowing how to make a phone call sounds hilarious.

Hobie I'm with the boomers on this new tech business Brown now lives rent free in my head.

[hectorthedoggo]

hi here's some midnight thoughts lol abt like y'know those old tommyinnit coffee shop aus and milgram lol. Lmao even ( might delete)

ok so this is from memory but in the au we got

Es sassy but actually caring (and oblivious ) protagonist that works a 9-5 job cause the system screwed them over (es working milgram and deceiving themself that they don't care for anyone)

Best friend also living like that, screwed over by the system(but in a different way) (haruka) also secretly a vigilante

Idk a side villain/vigilante for Yuno. Her civilian disguise is viewed as pitiful due to a publicity thing and villain is seen as cold and unfeeling

Futa ALSO best friend, works at coffee shop, perhaps a Mikofuu subplot idk

Mu as the daughter of the coffee shop owner (Mahiru), adopted after her parents were killed in an incident involving heroes and villains. Secretly working with Haruka as a vigilante. Cares for es but nobody involved will admit it

Shidou as Scary Villain Guy that Es saves from a back alley lmao. He keeps coming into the coffee shop and Becoming Their Parent (tm). Es really wants to throw a coffee at his face but they eventually warm up to each other. Shidou feeds them food. That's one way to bond

Mahiru as coffee shop owner. Quite concerned with the way Es works themself but thinks it not her place to get involved in other's business (look how that turned out). Ex-hero, used to do it to bond with her bf but didn't hate the villains.

Kazui as part of the villains,,, idk masquerade themed costume lol

Amane is the mascot of the 'heros'. Do with that what you will.

John is part of the villain group (it's the smokers!!) and Mikoto is a hero but is overworked as shi lmao. John keeps accidentally giving him extra work lol

Kotoko is . Of course. Vigilante. Comes into the coffee shop to pester es and order an unholy amount of caffeine. Thinks that smoker/villain group is attacking the child that she's (mentally) adopted.

Yeah idk man I did this instead of sleeping I can't rn frfr. Tell me what you think feel free to use this au cause I'm prolly not gonna write it lol

[kitten-kokomo]

Gonna rewatch/catch up on Helluva Boss for school reasons

(no I am not joking this is actually for school reasons)

so Imma prolly liveblog it here, no apologies

way too much writing under the cut

Moxxie almost killed everyone he’s such a dear

AND MILLIE

I really like Millie guys

she’s so pretty badass and murdery

Moxxie is so girlfail

WAIT SHIT MILLIE YOU BETTER NOT BE DEAD

Moxxie is definitely boutta be dead

so, I know what happens for the whole season except ep 8, and few episodes of season 2

also

Stolas why are you in the bathtub. You’re being weird.

Eugh stolas please stop. I will pay you to stop.

oh hey fire

fire is fun and cutesy

oh oh hello gore

YAY MOXXIE AND MILLIE SO PRECIOUS AND CUTE AND I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

Moxxie such a bae

Millie is also such a bae

but not in a lesbian way, I’m a DIFFERENT type of gay. Two different types of gay, actually.

we have now completed our first episode, everyone. Enjoy.

da baby she’s so smol I wanna throw her

Ahhhhhh THE SONG

Stolas singing the saddest song to cheering his baby up

AND IT FUCKING WORKING

Stolas is dad of the year guys. And also best voice.

but why are you singing so loud when she’s asleep

that’s…that’s no.

Octavia is like Uzi

Stolas please be normal for thirty seconds

also, Millie is having such a fun time

Loo Loo Land is like the old amusement park by my house that is a miracle it’s still running and at least half the lights are broken, but it’s beautiful and it’s mine.

murder clown trauma

PSA: nobody has ever cried tears of joy at a clown show.

There’s no reason for this song to be a bop.

Hazbin hotel reference that’s not subtle at all

(still haven’t seen Hazbin cuz I haven’t gotten around to piracy)

Moxxie be normal please

Ooooo arson yay

arson and murder clowns

Millie is beautiful and sunshine I just really like her okay

have you noticed I really like her

everything on fire is an aesthetic

THE SAD LOOLOO HAT

Octavia is a sad baby

And Stolas is a failure but he’s trying

And he carried his child out and I’m so happy.

Millie’s corpse being dragged off

two episodes down, but now my brother is coming downstairs and he’s too innocent for this show, so Imma switch to Digital Circus now okay byeeeeeeee

[gtraccoon]

part two to that ^^

story still doesn’t have a title lol. also pls send asks about sp i love writing </3 and i had to go to a concert so that’s why it took awhile

read part 1 first or else this prolly isn’t gonna make sense

Stan flushed and pressed himself deeper into the back of the couch.

“You…” He said, his voice soft. Kyle furrowed his brows, oblivious to the absolute fear Stan was feeling. “You’re just… really tall from this angle, that’s it.” He muttered. He knew that his lie was as transparent as a really clean window, but he couldn’t say what he was feeling. Kyle frowned, kneeling down next to the armrest.

“We’ll fix it. Its okay.” He said, keeping his voice soft to not scare him. Stan still flinched, and Kyle backed away slightly.

“What if we can’t fix it? That’s… I just, I don’t know. I’m worried. If my parents find this, they’ll actually kill me.” He whined. “This on top of all the other stuff we’ve done and I’ll be dead. And so will you! They’ll think we hijacked some super secret laboratory-“

“Hey.” Kyle placed his hands on either side of Stan, lowering himself to be even more level with him. “It’s okay. Nobody’s gonna find out about this. We’re gonna fix it before your parents get back. And I’m not gonna tell Cartman or Kenny, so unless you are, who’s gonna know?” He explained, sighing in relief when he noticed Stan relax.

“I didn’t do anything though.” He looked down at his socks. “I don’t know what made this happen.” He stuck out his arms, looking over them. His hands infront of the world reminded him of how small he really was in this moment. Kyle mumbled something incoherent, sitting on the ground instead of kneeling.

“What were you doing before it happened?” He asked. Stan glanced up at the ceiling, pressing his lips together. He dug his fingers into the couch to distract from the fact he was being stared at. How could something that happened so recently be lost in the back of his mind?

“I was just looking at you, and honestly my mind was blank. I kinda zoned out.” He said, resting his head on his hands. “I wish I knew. One second I was thinking about how I had the whole weekend to myself and the next my body was closing in on me.” He sighed, tilting his head back. Kyle looked away, not knowing what to do.

“If it happened for no reason, maybe we could wait it out. Maybe it’ll go away for no reason, and you’ll change back.” He said, a slight smile showing his hope. He looked back at Stan, who seemed to cower under his gaze. Kyle lowered his eyes and tilted his hand slightly. “Listen, I know it’s all weird and different and shit, but you kinda have to trust me. I’m not gonna let anything hurt you, let alone hurt you myself.” He said, cupping his fingers around the boy slightly, not actually touching him.

“I know. I’m just… You know.”

“Not really.” At that, Stan smiled, and Kyle echoed him, bringing his hand closer instinctively. Regret flooded through him as he saw the boy react, thinking full heatedly that he was gonna start freaking out. Instead, he just lightly wrapped his hands around Kyle’s thumb, lowering his head.

“It’s better than being stuck this size with Cartman.” Stan said softly, and they both giggled.

“Oh, dude, don’t make me think about him.”

[sessakag]

Same anon. Shinpei from Firefly Wedding especially gives me Prey Naruto vibes and Satoko reminds me of Hinata too (imo). Honestly if you put Naruto, Shinpei, and Kirishima in the same room together, idk who will come out alive. Tbh they’ll prolly stop tryna kill each other and bond over their love/obsession with Hinata, Satoko, and Yoshino respectively. But then they’ll start fighting again abt who’s the best girl💀

That sounds about right for Prey!Naruto🤭he can absolutely appreciate another sick, psycho/sociopath considering his social circle and his bestie, but, he does like things his own way, and he really doesn't like being contradicted😅nobody is gonna tell him that his gorgeous, bootylicious wife (that doesn't know she's already married to him yet but he'll let her know whenever he gets round to it) is not the best girl in the world, like, he's not gonna just let that ride and he doesn't mind shedding blood to prove he's right, so....yeah, lol. Gonna say a couple people are not gonna leave that room without a trendy new toe tag and a free, all expenses paid stay at the morgue. I'm biased af though, so I'm puttin my money on Prey!Naruto bringing in the body bags when it's all said and done🫣😱

Now I really can't wait to read these manga😆

[quinloki]

omg it's so hard to be a responsible adult and not stay up and have my little daydreams while I listen to music xD and I unfortunately have to work tomorrow since our company doesn't consider it a holiday T_T I'm glad I could send you something in return to kill you bc you always kill me <333

I think I can officially say I got the sabo brainrot, damn (jk)

omg okay so I was also thinking how you'd meet ace and I'm like duh school a man like whitebeard would prolly want his sons to go out and experience the world especially if they're running a major business! and I'm like omg imagine ace in college it opens up so many dumb shenanigans that you both have so much dirt on eachother and you really give him a good wack when you find everything out because you overlooked so much it made you mad! like ace would always treat for meals or drinks and you obvi talked about his job after college, but he never mentioned WHERE he was going to work in a mailroom!! or that it was his dad's company!! that bastard

lolol and for some (mild) tension you meet shanks and he is just like heavyyyyyy flirting and izou finds it hilarous how annoyed sabo and marco look (and pops is like leave my future daughter in law alone xDDDD)

the tension in that hotel room after everyone is aware of the shower xD throw in a little bickering over who should sleep where, bc obvi you're so shaken up right? and they argue over who's bed you should sleep in so they can comfort you >>

the polycule would be interesting I won't lie idk how the dynamics with those two in particular would be tho bc honestly they give me such similar vibes sometimes. I mean I read sabo/reader/ace sometimes but ace is a puppy dog so it's a different dynamic >>

I could picture like, sabo does the more dangerous work, so you're officialy dating marco the ceo and you get dressed up and go to events with him but sometimes his little brother offers to take you home bc you're soooo tired from interacting with all those business peeps and sabo is just such a good younger brother to take care of his bro's girlfriend such a gentleman (nvm that you're going back to sabo's room and not marco's) like rather than a poly they just both share bc you couldn't pick they're just both too good IDK MAN I JUST WANT THEM BOTH SO BAD T_T

ok but the riskiest part of being the weakness is the fact that pops basically parades you around and calls you his daughter in law and nobody can figure out exactly what it is that got him to favor you so much but you run with it when you need to (like when ace/luffy are being a little shit)

also random thought before anyone officially starts dating, you start going to events with ace bc you get hired for the company or something (maybe ceo's secretary >> since ace is gonna be the boss someday!!) and people just assume you're dating and when pops calls you the daughter in law they're like oh congrats to the lovely couple and you both just look at eachother disgusted bc ew, no (like you'd also rather lick his face than anything romantic bc you've seen him eat food off a bar floor and other disgusting habits and absolutely not) and then everyone is just confused (incoming shanks flirting at that moment sounds perfect xD) then you realize getting called the daughter in law means pops has some idea of what's going on and now you have to figure how much and how mortified you should be

So there's a comic out there called something like Him & Him & Him, that's basically a girl and three guys (an uncle and twin nephews), and it's porn with a dash of plot, but I like the way it was done. That comic makes me think of what Sabo x Marco x Reader would be.

Which, to make it concise, in the comic, the lady marries the uncle legally, but all of them live together, and it's like you were saying "Oh what a good brother he is, looking out for Marco's fiance like that."

So yes, yes I like that head canon very much. We were going to split this into two different Pick One endings, but fully polycule works too.

It certainly turns into Two Against One though, cause in this situation the reader is the puppy dog >.>

Gods the kink and dynamics I could explore....

heck, Kaz, HECK I already have plenty to work on but this is killing me. Marco brainrot is real, and Sabo is just rushing the gates I swear, and now all this - ALL THIS DELICIOUS chatter and idea swapping and head canoning and world building KAZ I NEED TO WRITE THIS.

The world can blame you, I'm making notes, it's going into the primary rotation. I'll finishing Birds of a Feather and put this in its spot and I hope you're happy (affectionate).

I love the secretary idea too and the misunderstandings XD

And I think Pops likes the reader because she's a capable fighter, and not afraid to defend people, and also his sons want to protect her and he's like "Yeah, no, I get it." but less romantic and more "This smol creature reminds me of Ace and I love them both." sort of thing XD

[theomnicode]

Tsukuyomi, the hidden assassin

You know you're not dealing with an average villain when they first come and say that they have surveilance that Psykos, extremely strong god powered individual who fused with Orochi, was only able to TEMPORARILY match Tatsumaki in power. During an apocalyptic fight where it would've been impossible to get any accurate surveillance in the first place unless one was there in person. God only knows how he got this information. And Psykos basically split the Earth with one beam. Then he goes and ohkoes said individual.

But that's not all. When he's getting his ass kicked by Tatsumaki...

He thinks he can STILL beat BOTH PSYCHIC SISTERS AT ONE TIME! 2vs1.

Like Tatsumaki alone isn't basically worse than city-leveling threat monster, this guy is confident enough that he can

a) make it out alive vs Tatsumaki & Fubuki

b) beat them both to the point of unconsciousness where they can't resist getting dragged out as souvenirs to his lab.

Insane levels of overconfidence? Idk...

Why would he be this confident if he has all the surveilance data nobody else seems to have to make accurate assesment on Tatsumaki's power level?

He could literally power scale her, so why does he think he has a chance?

He was hard struggling against Tatsumaki too. This makes it worse in a way.

It's not the level of psychic strenght that gives him confidence, it must be some hidden ace in his sleeve. That he wants no witnesses for if he has to use it. He methodically took them all out and this plan to snag Psykos seemed deliberately planned too.

The hidden ace?

Being able to psychically damage a person's brain to the point of no return.

Not something he wants to use against Psykos when she struggled since she was a very valuable sample to them and he wanted her brain undamaged, but he heavily implies he has the ability to. By just pointing at her, he debilitated her completely, so it checks out.

Same person who was able to resist Orochi's direct assault on her mind and attain control.

This man can more than likely turn people into vegetables with just point and click.

That's why he's dangerous af. And no amount of psychic protection will help

He won't hesitate to do that either, he's not gonna get caught anyway since he covered his tracks well. He arrived with a mask on his face, gloves on his hands and black suit and black car with black windows so he went completely incognito and left no fingerprints so nobody can figure out it was him who did it, and cameras got busted and witnesses knocked out. So he can do whatever he wants to and not be held criminally liable.

If someone dies? Too bad, blame Tatsumaki or something. If someone asks, he wasn't there either because the HA dudes were bribed or because he demolished their memory recall or because he plain braindeaded everyone in the room with psychic attack that cannot be traced back to him because it prolly leaves little to no signs.

If he can't get what he wants either, he will probably attempt to kill the entire room, notably Psykos, because she knows too much.

No traces left behind of committing murder. :')