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Damian loves all animals.
ALL animals.
This is cute and funny when his siblings catch him playing fetch with Titus or snuggling on the couch with Alfred the cat.
It’s not so cute and funny when they find the big-as-fuck dragon bat that he found when he was like 7 and just claimed as his?!?!
Like how do you just get a dragon bat?
It’s even less funny when they find out about the actual 20ft dragon he decided to adopt and name fucking Wiggles. Like you can sit on that things nose. It towers over you?!? It could quite literally consume all 5 feet of you in one bite and you named it Wiggles?!?!
It’s even worse when they realise all animals includes bugs.
Idk Damian just gives of obssssed with bug vibes.
Like he owns several habitats filled with ants. Probably a giant ass spider that gets loose one day and causes a whole ass lockdown since Damian is the only one anyone trusts to not get eaten by it.
They can’t do missions in any sort of area that could potentially be the habitat of any kind of wild life without locking him down and preventing him from picking up some feral beast because it was quote on quote ‘friend shaped’.
The indomitable human spirit is just Damian’s ability to adopt the most unadoptable creatures on the planet. Honestly probably off the planet as well. God forbid that child ever finds some vaguely lonely space alien dog that seems to have zero friends in site cause it’s coming home with him.
Ik Alfred is tried.
#damian wayne#batfam#Robins#dc comics#Batman#Bruce Wayne#Alfred Pennyworth#It’s an addiction#Jon Kent has had to fly him to different universes on multiple occasions to return said pets#cause it turns out the lack of aggression was only applicable to Damian#Bruce is pretty sure he’s a meta human#he’s not.#he’s quite literally just his father’s son#damian’s pets#Damian loves animals
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There’s a secret line AU of my self-ship, where before Bakugo realises he’s actually in love with Kirishima and not me, he gets me pregnant and we have to co-parent…
#He leaves me before we know…#And I tell him over coffee - tell him I’m keeping it too…#He just nods; thin lipped; thinking - unreadable.#And then; he says he’ll be in touch.#He’s not.#I go to the first scan alone.#And the second.#When Mitsuki finds out; she sends me a card and a bouquet - Both an apology and an olive branch…#We meet up twice a month after that.#More closer to the birth.#But I hit almost full term before Bakugo finally reaches back out…#He’s sorry - Ofc he is and he does everything in his power to make up for his absence.#There are no excuses; he’s just there trying to make things right.#And it’s great; having him back; having the support -#but it hurts too…#Bc he’s got that look in his eyes again… The one I thought meant he loved me; except this time I’m not fooled.#I know that look isn’t for me. It’s for the baby. His baby. Growing inside of me.#It kicks up horrible selfish emotions. Bc ofc I’m glad he loves the baby - OFC I am…#But it stings none the less.#Pulls at bearly healed wounds.#It gets better tho.#He’s there for the birth and him and Kiri are the best parents in the world to our little boy -#He takes to calling Kiri dad#And Bakugo is always fierce in my defence when people pass me off as a surrogate.#It’s an odd family - yes - but it’s ours.#And when Bakugo and Kirishima have thier children it grows…#As does it when Denki and I add another little boy to the mix.
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the city where we live doesn't allow public barbecues so my brother fucking welded a grill to a handcart and now hosts "chill and grill sessions" where he sends all his friends his live location so they can hunt him down on their bikes with sausages in their backpacks while he carts it around evading the police like some sort of barbecue vigilante, grilling on the run. i have never been prouder of him
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jesus in the hades art style
#he came for his lost sheep and took a wrong turn#art#digital art#wolfy religious tedtalks#jesus christ#bible#hades game#hades supergiant
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The zoo in my hometown posted this picture of one of their cheetah cubs and I'm obsessed
HIS NAME IS YAM ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDINF ME
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thought I was muted and just had this exchange with a coworker on a zoom call
#he went sorry? I said nothing#but i wanted to say#is to blow up….#performative journaling#op#friendpilled visitmaxxer
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I also think that all the "um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now" posts are so funny. You're tripping if you think there's not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol
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#oh my god?????#txt#STOP FOLLOWING US!!! WE DONT POST LIKE THIS. WE POST JFK RPF#'blah hah hah and everyone clapped' don't you want to live in a world of beauty? with us?#‘why can’t i reblog this?’ Because trads started going He dodged a bullet in our notifications
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remembering the time i drunkenly told a stranger i was a trans man and he started going off about alpha sigma and beta males and how each one was equally important no matter what anyone says and that i shouldn't feel pressured to be a strong alpha male because emotionally intelligent beta males were just as important
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BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"
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get yourself a main character whos two primary emotions are "little cunt" and "catatonic with grief"
#origimals#rotmhs#화산귀환#this is about my pookie boygrandpa chung myung#i wanna see him cry so hard he throws up 💕
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kabru is so fucking funny. he’s out here playing 15 dimensional manipulation mind chess with a guy whose hobby is barking like a dog
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People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ
#anyway I'm sad#I even offered to move it myself yesterday and was told they couldn't find him#and then this morning apparently they did find him and just killed him immediately#it's just a little snake! he was outside!#they aren't venomous!
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