#he’s not real!!! wish he were tho
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unreal/imposter ☆
- tf2’s lost 10th class, madcap!
[day 13]
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#have ppl been talking abt him on here#he’s been all over tf2 reddit lol#tf2 fanart#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 madcap#madcap tf2#madcap fanart#tf2 shitpost#magtober#my art#unreality#tw unreality#he’s not real!!! wish he were tho
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The gummy Aussie alligator gator lizard Dino thing.
#fanart#my art#art#sketchbook art#the amazing digital circus#tadc fanart#digital circus#traditonal art#The amazing digital circus art#tadc gummigoo#gummigoo#drawing#alchohol markers#i legit don’t know what species he’s supposed to be#justice for gummigoo#His voice is butter tho I love gummigoo I wish aussies were real
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Guess who's playing Steamworld Heist 2 and isn't being normal about it
#dw this isn't spoiler#tho i wish quincy having two moms was real#clearly we're overlooking a clear answer here people#krakenbane and piper faraday can both be Quincy's moms. they're secretly dating this entire time.#he just doesn't know#listen the idea of Piper x Krakenbane wouldn't leave my mind#like just think about it and it gets better the longer you think about it#they were dating before canon started? they got together when Krakenbane went to the Core system and met Piper. they hit it off great#they were dating when canon was happening? Piper went out to Quincy without realizing he was Krakenbane's son. it was far too late when she#realized and knew it was too awkward to bring it up after they're working together so she just doesn't and hope Krakenbane will tell him#they're dating after canon? Piper and Krakenbane get to be cute together out in space while Quincy has no clue his hero is dating his mom#it's funny. its great. there's so much potential#i might make a different post altogether about those two#anyway#piper faraday#krakenbane#piper x krakenbane#NEW SHIP JUST DROPPED#i need to come up with a ship name for them#steamworld heist 2#steamworld heist#quincy leeway#spoilers#kinda?? its real vague but its there ig#the fire burns#the fire crackles with joy
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IM AORRY WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHITESOPP
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#im aware its concept art and concept art tends to be washed out and doesnt always use the actual colors#but hes only gotten whiter since the start of the anime so it wont be shocking if the snowsopp is real#its crazy how their colors were so nice in... whenever op came out but such is the case for modern cartoons#so interesting how older cartoons had the tone variety they did like the old batman and superman and how even tho theyre white they were#colored using darker colors in relation to their surroundings n stuff#something like that. wish folks werent so scared of the color brown#asks#anon#edit: i forgot to saw this is concept art for the remake of the older episodes and stuff#smth like that
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Sometimes u just gotta draw some dang birds can I get an amen 🔥🔥🔥
#HEHEE :))#okay to rb :)#self ship community#self ship art#self shipping#self insert community#self insert#flea art#💙RedNBloo❤️#god I wish birds were real#oh trivia . Bloo is a seagul#it’s not that noticeable tbh LMAO#I still think it’s fucking hilarious his name is Bloo even tho he’s green. Red was incredibly suspicious abt that in the beginning#I don’t have much 2 say lol I’ve been having a rough time lately erm#I’d apologize for not posting but I feel like that’s all I do lol#well that’s abt it ig ty for uuerrmmm being here 👍👍👍
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I often think about how it's been shown over and over again that chev reads romance not for some bullshit reason of understanding humans (as he claims) but because he likes them. I think about how he very clearly self inserts with these books too, like in that one event where he kept imagining himself and Emma as the main characters of the romance novels he was reading. like. that shit is so funny and sweet and endearing to me. this man would soooooo be into reader insert fan fiction if he was real like he would absolutely bitch about people writing the characters OOC or making them do dumb shit in a fanfic. chevalier "he would not fucking say that" michel is real to me idk
#this is just as funny to think about as him having a goodreads account#or a book review blog and tearing apart those shitty booktok romances#every time I think of chev canonically self inserting with the romance books he's reading I go a little more insane#I wish you were real you would've loved ao3#now that's certainly a fic idea. modern au anonymous fanfic writer chevalier. what genre does he write tho is the question#chevalier michel#random rambles
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Serious question, beloveds.
Why do Hozier and I have the same clothes?
#hozier#i wish he was real#I had a dream he showed up at my house and we both were wearing this#I have curves tho
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Idk I might be a prude or old fashioned, but I just think it’s wildly inappropriate to ask two girls you just met in line outside a concert venue, one of whom is with her father, if they would rather have a guy with a tiny penis but was funny and treated them right, or a guy with a monster cock who treated them like shit. Girl next to me answered immediately like oh yeah, guy who treats me right, and I didn’t answer. And this dude goes “see, you’re cool, most girls would say the other guy. Like she didn’t even answer.” And I just rolled my eyes and continued to not answer, because number one, that’s literally none of your business, and number two, my dad is literally standing right there, I am not answering any questions that are in any way related to genitalia or sexuality even in the slightest
#she speaks#anyway shoutout to Fred who was on a two hour long weed fueled adhd tirade who made everyone including his own friends very uncomfortable#he apparently goes to shows all over the country multiple times every week#I learned that he is married (wow) and works with disabled kids (frightening actually) and has a network of concert goers who trade tickets#and that’s how he managed to see sleep token twice in the same month#you were a real weird dude and I hope I never see you again but I probably fuckin will#Valerie was cool tho wish I’d thought to get her IG :(
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We're having kebabs tonight so grandma will too, i wonder what she'll think lol
#context: she is 93#and i think the last time she had “foreign” food it was when she moved here from her old town and had to be subjected to rome's cuisine on#occasions#anyways theres nothing she doesnt like on its own into the kebab so it should be fine#come to think of it i thiiiiiiinl she went to a japanese restaurant once with my cousin? cause he had A Phase™ and was awfully obnoxious#about it?#anyways bet you that shell think the kebab is my idea even tho it was mum's cause we were all busy and fridge's empty#on this topic I NEED DUMPLINGS SHOT INTO MY VEINS with this grandma at home business we havent been heating out/ordering in that much or#at all#which on the one hand is nice#but on the other hand WHERE ARE MY BAOZI I NEED BAOZI TO LIVE#T_T#also the sushi cravings are real#i stare at my soy sauce bottle wishing i actually knew how to stir fry and not ruin the food#also also i lack 100% foresight why is it that i never have rice when i want to eat it#0/10 awful at meal prep#its just that me vs mom vs dad vs grandma are all used to eating vastly different foods sometimes its kinda funny
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hii heres a doo doo dogshit colored pencil sketch of a very special he/they (body double oc that i have been sitting on and thinking about for a while ). Their name is Thomas ( i ❤️ biblical names)
annnnnnd this song fits him well i think :)
#still kinda figuring oht how i want them to present just in general#this is my guy tho i love them#hes mentally ill he has purposely aligned with questionable people#has dysphoria ever made u wish u were someone else#theyre like that#they have brown eyes n they need corrective lenses#they had to wear prescription colored lenses because i think thats a little funny#oc posting#i cant do digital art rn it nearly brought me to tears yesterday#none of you would b able to guess the character i loosely based this guy off#like not jack obv#theres no real relation anymore save for some similarities to my oc-ified design of said character#my art#Ouhh ouhh hhg i wanna yap abt him badly
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got someone on my tl who’s been chronicling their not-so-slow descent into kuukou madness lmao and it’s so fun seeing people go thru the same emotions i went thru lol can you believe hypmic introduced a peak character like this he changed my life y’all 🥲
#vee queued to fill the void#that panel’s what got me interested lol#but i always attest the brainrot fr kicked in watching kuukou possess hayama-san in real time during the mid round finals results stream#he’s a magical boy frfr traversing planes of existence like it’s nothing lol#it’s actually been really neat seeing them get into hypmic lol#like they’re part of the stage wave so after listening to kuukou’s music they actually jumped into the stage next#and it’s crazy that we do have that much content to jump around between lol it really must feel a bit overwhelming if you’re new#they’re handing it with grace tho lol they’ve recently moved on to the manga like they were hesitant about it bc it depicts bat’s drb loss#but seeing kuukou stand his ground and protecting his team didn’t feel like a loss that’s his unbreakable spirit still unbeaten#AND THEY GET IT LOL ITS LITERALLY ONE OF HIS TOP 3 MOMENTS I WISH I HAD THE WORDS TO SCREAM HOW MUCH I LOVE THAT SCENE LOL#they’ve also recently expressed how adorable kuukou is fawning over ichiro and he sure fcking is lmao!!!!!!#baby boy happy to be with his bestie uwu u—fucking—wu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"You think that's funny you animal, no one gets to laugh at me. I have survived millions of years of abuse and humiliation, I am meant to rule"
I like that starscream's push for wanting to be ruler isn't necessarily stemming from power but more so, he doesn't want to be stuck in the same position he was ever again. it is stemmed from the abuse and humiliation he's gone through over the years and that has made him a cold and selfish person.
i like how he actually references abuse that he goes through in WFC because he honestly never does.
it makes me wonder of sentinel had abused him in the past idk
#it also makes me see how similar both he and megatron are - because megatron went through abuse and humilation as well#i don't know if he and megatron's relationship is the same in wfc because it seems like he was just promoted to 2nd in command#so while they were in close proximinity i don't think the abuse he referenced for millions of years WAS megatron in this continuum#that isn't to say megatron treats him perfectly because well--he doesn't lmao#but it's an interesting take - starscream becoming a decepticon because he was a victim of abuse- i wish that prime actually did#something like this#but back to wfc - i like it and it makes a lot of sense as to why starscream does try his best to 'rescue' megatron in wfc because they are#extremely similiar in the fact that because of the abuse they went through they lose their way#and starscream just realizes that after running through the forest with a spider and t rex#megatron#starscream#the real victim is soundwave tho actually
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im rewatching free! and yknow what. it really was All That
#utsumi flavor men ily forever. wish you were real#haruka with his turbo autism nobody did it like you until mob psycho 100#fascinating how he overshadows rei even tho that man is also Very autism#why am i rewatching it now you might ask? well. makoto's eng va is johnny yong bosch and i was missing some vash noises from my life#but didnt want severe emotional damage during work lol#and makoto was - and is - my fave <3#free iwatobi swim club
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tiktok and tumblr stop stalking the ex victim of a stalker to send him photos of his stalker and re-traumatize him challenge
#also stop saying he's the one in the wrong and stalking his ex-girlfriend to harass her/traumatize her challenge#also also stop glorifying the show challenge#(99.9% of people fail this challenge :00)#bruh it was the most liked comment on a tik tok video saying that he purposely made her uglier than she was (she was an ugly fuck to start)#i don't fat shame normally but i will 100% fat shame that bitch to the point of body dysmorphia and hope she suffers horribly in the future#never the actress tho she was great#if i see ANYONE coming for the actress i'm throwing hands#also darrien i hope he steps on a lego and overdoses on his drugs#actually i wish both experience what it was like for donny all the fear all the pain all the trauma everything i hope they know the sufferi#anyway i just finished baby reindeer and holy SHIT i have never related to a character more since i first saw angel dust#fuck martha and darrien#there's a special place in hell for them#and when i die and go down to hell i'm going to make them wish they were with them six limbed devils#psa; THIS IS ABOUT REAL PEOPLE THEY'RE NOT CHARACTERS#end of my rant now this pissed me off with how people are so hyper focused on martha and everything about her that it makes it seem like sh#+e is the only good person here and the only victim because OF SOME SOPPY FUCKING DUMB STORY AT THE END WHERE HER PARENTS FOUGHT FUCK HER N#+O ONE LOVES YOU AND I HOPE NO ONE EVER LOVES YOU TIK TOK SHE IS NOT THE VICTIM DONNY IS AND YOU ARE ALL TOO DUMB TO REALISE PAST YOUR HYPE#+R FEMENIST ALL MEN ARE EVIL BULLSHIT#*sigh*#i'm fine i swear#i'll delete this later maybe#if i remember it
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I don’t know why but the fact that Barry did some portraits of himself with some AI art program and then put them at all of his social media accs as pfps including his own freaking IMDB page is so hilarious to me hes such a dad, god help me
#but the way he likes to morph his face onto some random vid and gifs#and then put them in insta#its still a top tier#nothing can beat that#he looks so fucking gorgeous on those portraits tho#it literally makes me sad#that they arent a real photos of him#cause i wish they were 😭#EndlesslyTalkingAboutBarry#barry sloane#call of duty modern warfare#call of duty modern warfare 2#captain john price#captain price#call of duty
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I really really love how the one time the book asks "and how did farid get into this situation in the first place? what of his birth family" he just says "bunch of bitches" and the book moves on lmao
#i mean the implication that they were abusive is very present#but alao you spend 1200 pages going hmm i wonder if he was orphaned and thats why the bandits got him#and hes suddenly like no they're probably fine wish they weren't tho fuck them#*also#daily reminder i love farid like hes a real kid#[beating dustfinger up] MY son#says kenna#oh wait i remembered he told roxane truthfully that his birth mother is probably dead hmmmmmmm#wonder why he thinks that#PLEASE farid backstory in tcor PLEASE#i know his whole thing is like. shedding his identity whenever he gets sent to another world but baby that's a trauma response:(#inkheart#farid
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