#he’s literally so unserious

[honeyedlashton]

Brb asking him to put flatline on the setlist

[astrolaurical]

i was all like "poor thing maybe got his heartbroken" " people are so mean ruining his private life e attacking his friends" "is this his reputation era? " "damn joon is going through it huh..." "valentine's day is a bitch even for THE kim namjoon" "man is suffering, wish could send him chocolate" and boo was just rebranding his instagram tryna make it aesthetically pleasing and stuff... ok then, make ME suffer i guess

He’s so

[chloesimaginationthings]

Why did William get FNAF springlocked? Is he stupid?

[lotus-pear]

the dialogue choices in this game should be more diabolical

[heliianth]

i still think abt this little freak quite often. kitty cat blows up the moon

[myrquez]

Here, relationships are basically impossible. As time goes by, I see more and more riders oriented towards a “win or die” mentality, they hate you if you beat them, as if to win wasn’t other riders’ main goal as well. Their attitude changes depending on their results. Some time ago, and I’m not talking about centuries, mine was a sport made for enthusiasts: to win or to lose indeed was important, but it wasn’t everything. To this day, the atmosphere has deteriorated. Even off-track: some of them cheer, some of them boo, some of them get suspicious, some of them talk about biscuits*, but I would like to see who truly is immaculate to throw the first stone. “I know some people who wouldn’t pass a conscience test not even if they cheated”. I don’t even know where I read this quote anymore, it probably was in the middle of all of the dumb shit we send to each other via texts everyday, wasting our precious time despite having more interesting things to do. But it is a truthful quote, nevertheless: it perfectly reflexes a way of life that I cannot stand. This is also why I do not have any friends within this environment, and it saddens me a bit.

*biscuit: biscotto in italian. biscotto spagnolo or biscottone spagnolo was the term used by italian fans and press to refer to the marquez-lorenzo alleged “alliance” to make valentino lose his 10th title

— andrea dovizioso, asfalto (2018)

[hawkeyeslaughter]

hawkeye ships ( platonic or otherwise ) are literally so funny bc you have these beautiful dynamics written with him that are so emotional and you could probably write essays on and then you have hawktrap . whose every interaction is just a couple who has been married for forty years .

[temeyes]

[OC] new cod oc drop!! meet Aria!! she's ghostsoap's gf that they found in the middle of nowhere

[m0thlegs]

maybe the real Viktor arcane season 2 character arc were the friends we made along the way

[anna-scribbles]

regained my 12 year old swag(read an entire new percy jackson book in one sitting)

[moe-broey]

Bfonse's "I'm going to kill you too" deploy line only convinces me further that Alfonse was having a silly fun time when he played it up to the max to stand off against Letizia. Like I am SO thoroughly convinced he was having fun with that. And now he's just playing it up again for shits and giggles. Grabbing you by the shoulders HE'S SILLY. HE HAS SILLY TENDENCIES. HE'S PLAYFUL. HE'S JUST REALLY SUBTLE ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[the-casbah-way]

i’m assuming jamie was written out for real-world logistical reasons but i don’t think he could or should have come back anyway. when the attack dog goes rabid and gnaws through his own fucking leash there's nothing much anyone can do but stand there and watch. you can train a dog to bite for you but once they've got enough of a taste for blood they're going to stop giving a shit about who they've got between their teeth so long as there's something to tear into. maybe malcolm never had jamie on a leash in the first place. maybe jamie didn't bite because malcolm asked him to. maybe he just liked the taste of blood. malcolm hired a loyal dog and got what he paid for because at the end of the day jamie stayed so loyal that it became the death of him. loyal to the party. not malcolm

[dindjarindiaries]

Now that this article is live... I can share that Brendan has no doubt about Pedro being in the movie!

I've known this, but it is, of course, nice to hear about it from someone like Brendan. His exact words on it are in this article!

[ghostdrinkssoup]

I just finished watching the first two episodes of succession for the first time and seriously what the fuck is going on with tom and greg. they were together on screen for less than two seconds and tom was immediately like you wanna kiss me? oh I see. mhmm. yeah. you wanna kiss me so bad. literally embarrassing. suck my dick. I’m joking. omg I’m literally kidding don’t take me seriously. the look on your face oh my god you actually thought I was being serious? really? because I was. you want me carnally. you want money but you want me more. JUST KIDDING OMG

and greg is just standing there like 🧍 what.

[shalpilot]

i love putting them in situations

[luxhesperus]

am currently on chapter 15 of little mushroom and–

i think i bust out a lung 😭