#he’s also a cockblocker
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m23 was really just a whole kaishin date
#kaishin#this kaishin date movie really cockblocked avengers lol#dc prattles#also shinichi you didnt have to join the merlion pic yet you're still there!!!! your “i was forced to do this” face cant trick me!!!!#you couldve easily said no and yet!!!!!!!!!!!!#kudou “i will pout and complain the entire time but i'll still do what the people i love wants me to do” shinichi#also i think kaito would want to travel the world#i hope he gets to do lots of magic tours around the world#maybe as kid but most definitely as himself too!!!!!#(yes kid is also a part of him but also!!! i want his name kuroba kaito on the posters!!!! with magic tricks in his own repertoire!!!!!!#with no agenda or mission just performing magic purely for himself and the joy of it#and a seat reserved for shinichi always!!!!!#i feel like kaishin would love to travel the world even though a part of me thinks they would also be such homebodies lol#a good balance of both perhaps#during tours where shinichi goes with kaito#shinichi usually tries out all the seafood and any marine life related activities when kaito is busy preparing for the show
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when aventurine masturbates—which he doesn't do often—he doesn't really think of anything. he just gets himself off with quick, almost perfunctory strokes. a means to an end.
then he meets you.
he still doesn't get himself off often, but there's a difference the next time he does. suddenly, you drift through his mind, and his strokes slow to something a little sweeter, a little more luxurious. he leans into the pleasure; lets it spark beneath his skin, kindling to flames. it's only for a moment, just a breath of indulgence, before he banishes the thought.
the time after that, though, he thinks of your tongue, wet and pink as it peeks out between your lips. he pushes into his own touch, his back arcing like a cathedral nave of muscle and bone. imagines that the pad of his thumb, wet with pre-cum, is the tip of your tongue lapping at his slit.
he cums hard.
after, he leans back into the opulence of his bed and stares at the ceiling. there's still pleasure dancing along his nerves, the quiet reverberation of a plucked string. he thinks of you curled up next to him, sweat glimmering on your skin like ocean spray, and rolls over with a groan.
you're going to ruin him.
#bee chats#i just think that maybe he likes to ignore his own needs re: sex bc he just doesn't associate it with actual pleasure#it's always felt like more of a chore#and so it makes him uneasy when you have such an effect on him#and he cockblocks himself a million times when it comes to you#he's not stupid; he knows you'd sleep with him#but he's afraid of what it will mean for him and how much of himself he'll show you#so it's easier to brush you off#until he finally can't anymore because he needs to know#needs to touch#he wants. he wants he wants he wants.#and how he hates that but how he revels in it too#i also think he doesn't particularly like receiving head so he's also ??? about fantasizing about it#anyway as usual i am delusional about this
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EN: Grasped Illusions
JP: 指先に触れる幻 (Illusions on Your Fingertips)
Me: ガチ恋製造機 (Gachikoi Maker)
(yes, those three are currently the most popular guys in the yume/MC-ship landscape一at least in the JP fandom. the devs know what they're doing when creating this cosmic bond lol 😂)
#Leo's also coming close but he's.... an acquired taste.........#tokyo debunker#jin kamurai#haku kusanagi#shohei haizono#anyway! wish me luck on the jin gacha fellow RNG Soldiers!!! 🫡#update: i got cockblocked by sho-chan wwwwwwwwww
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everyone talks about corroded coffin and eddie being a rockstar, but no one talks about the robin-steve-jonathan-argyle 90's ska band like??? the disrespect
#stranger things#steddie#stobin#shush mal#look up the jabberjaw cn groovies and that's them#steve's the hot girl#let robin play trumpet#eddie HATES it but is also their biggest supporter even though he razzes them to hell and back#one time they opened for corroded coffin bcs their opener bailed and the audience moshed harder to their super upbeat poppy ska lyrics#eddie doesn't let his fanbase or steve live that down ever#OR no one knows the connection between this rando mental band and this rando ska band and everyone thinks there's just general beef there#00's interviewer asking eddie 'why do you hate ska so much??'#and eddie being like 'biggest cockblock ever' because steve stopped tagging along on CC's tour to make weird music with HIS friends#my steddies
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if you love him so much why don’t ya marry him??!!! /j
(but also nikki can you kiss and make up with him already, jeez…)
#mötley crüe#mick mars#nikki sixx#nikkimick#another heart wrenching edition of mick; in nikki’s words#i should have added this and the ‘postscript with mick’ thing from this book but I didn’t download at the time i made that post#any emotionally repressed assholes here wanna deconstruct their relationship for me??#this is why nikkimick is endgame to me; they are the most evil toxic relationship goals i’ve ever seen#who tf says ‘forever keeping him near’ like that if they aren’t criminally insane about the person they’re talking about#‘we have something I can’t put into words’ you can’t say those words around me i will be writing fanfics surrounding that sentence forever#also I love the old man cockblocking a jam session from nikki for thirty years#he don’t wanna jam with you nik get over it#ok enough rambling#and psychoanalysis
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thinking abt the stage directions during this part of the scene at the drive in
#also fun fact when we were rehearsing this scene one of the first few times our dallas didnt know what belt meant in this context#so he got up n almost took off his belt to hit johnny w it#also make a joke abt johnny cockblocking him in front of the assistant director 😭 she didnt appreciate it but it was p funny#the outsiders#the outsiders play#dallas winston#dally winston#johnny cade
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Can't believe Natsuki from Doki Doki and Jesse Pikmin from Breaking Bad ship Kurusaka #LoveWins 💞💞
You know, the funniest thing that doesn't ever get brought up in the fic itself, is how painfully obvious from an outsider's perspective that there's something going between Hayasaka and Kurumada. Like, you see these two dudes locked side by side practically everyday: at the restaurant in the mornings, investigating the new islands, and just hanging out in general. At that point you either assume they're best friends or already married.
Jesse even hints to this when the two show up together for the standup event in chapter 3. So yeah, I'm convinced both Natsuki and Jesse are in agreement that those two may be... a little fruity. 🏳️🌈
The only character I think doesn't fully get this is Brian. Not that he can't see it, but he doesn't know how the social cues line up to suggest he should give them some privacy. You know, like coming to the doorway in chapter 4 daily, and him assuming the two were simply making plans for the day in chapter 5 daily. Brian tries his best and that's all that matters (even if Kurumada wants to rip his hair out every time it happens)
#I just think it's a silly aspect of the fic that isn't touched upon out loud#what's worse cockblocker Monotora or cockblocker Brian#also I love the Jesse Pikmin#bro think he a little creature that follows around a spaceman idk I've never played pikmin
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I love and respect angsty 🍖🍃 takes, tragedy is delicious and theirs deserved more time and exploration, I want to drown myself in their tragedy and other people’s takes on it
But at the same time, when a bitch (me) starts writing them, it’s going to be as the ghostly realm’s genderfluid Gomez and Morticia Addams, SQX got punted back down to being a mortal which means they can become a ghost, the Black Water arc was not their breakup but was in fact necessary for SQX and their supreme calamity spouse to be happily married, sometimes He Xuan will be in the middle of kissing and caressing their way up SQX’s bare leg only to get yanked away by Hua Cheng kicking in the door like “YOU STILL OWE ME MONEY AND I AM INVOKING A FAVOR” while He Xuan squawks and hisses like an incredibly upset cat and SQX pouts and fumes and goes into Xie Lian’s private communication array to complain to him about his husband being an obnoxious cockblock, etc. etc. etc.
I apologize for nothing, I’m just living my 🍖🍃 truth
#kassie hush#mine: text#mine: tgcf#hua cheng is an obnoxious cockblock (affectionate)#it probably sounds like i’m joking about this but i promise i am not#catch me at shipper garbage con 2024 with my panel presentation on why shi wudu is the only villain present in the black water arc#and why he xuan should be allowed to do as many atrocities as they want#(i mean. after getting married the number basically drops to 0 bc they mostly want to [redacted] their lovely wifesband#& i respect them for that but it’s also beside the point which is that atrocities are sexy when he xuan does them)#he xuan#shi qingxuan#hua cheng#: moment killer#beefleaf
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batman #333
[ID: three panels of Bruce Wayne and Talia al Ghul over the course of a day. In the first one, Bruce has his cowl on but is sitting shirtless on their bed in the early dawn hours after getting severely injured on patrol the night before. Talia rushed to help him with his injuries as he started to talk about the burdens and trials of tomorrow—which caused Talia to caress his face and promise, “There will be time to worry of the future soon enough. But for now you must relax... You need comforting. I can give you all you need... And more.��� Bruce admits, “Talia, you tempt me...”
In the second panel, it's the same day but they're dressed to go outside the ski resort they're taking refuge in. Talia is holding onto his arm as he was talking about the mission before he tells her, “But that's tomorrow. Tonight, well... First, dinner.” Talia smiles softly and prompts, “And then...?” Bruce responds, “Then we'll discuss that comforting you mentioned earlier.”
In the third panel, it's that night. They had dinner and dodged an assassination attempt, which caused Bruce to start to talk about the even bigger dangers that awaits them tomorrow. Talia gently tells him, “The moon is so beautiful, Bruce. Too beautiful to be wasted worrying.” They kiss in front of the moonlight and Talia reminds him, “We talked about comforting...” END ID]
#hope you guys don't mind I'm now just posting all the panels i was gonna use for that thingy here#because like.... ough.#just them being sad moon themes.... also i was telling CJ this but over and over by sinatra themed.... yea.... :(#bruce's overthinking and anxiety causing him to cockblock himself consistently is so.#also he hasnt slept once in 48 hours i KNOW hes gonna be a dead fuck 😭😭#girl leave him you deserve so much better..... ill eat u out.... we can sway in the moonlight together.....#c: batman | i: 333#crypt's panels#bruce wayne#talia al ghul#brutalia#also ignore i sloppily edited that first panel entirely JFIFHFK
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gojo visiting yuuta and miguel and deciding that he's going to crash at their place with them, much to miguel's (ignored) objection. so now they're all 3 at miguel's place. and yuuta has his room with his bed. and miguel has his room with his bed. and satoru has nowhere to sleep. so yuuta offers satoru to join him :D and gojo's like yeah!! sure!!! :D but miguel's like NOPE! not happening. which. leaves only satoru having to sleep with him, situation which he has no choice but to accept. and so now gojo has to sleep with him. and now he is having to give satoru his own clothes to use as pajamas. and now he is having to see satoru strip and expose his untouched skin. and the tshirt falls loosely over him, and his hair is over his eyes, softening his features further. and miguel is gulping, a trail of sweat at his back, and his body thrumming with a settling dread. a "you're frightening" he voices to satoru, a wobble lacing his words. satoru chuckles low and soft, dimpled cheeks and crinkled eyes, and it's as sweet as it is terrifying.
#f.txt#miguel why u cockblocking my boy 😔 let him have his gojo hole#but aaaaaaaa i want more miguel/gojo/yuuta. i NEED to see satoru annoy miguel to no end. pls give me kenya shenanigans#miguelgo#jjk#but also. i just LOVE the dichotomy of gojo having THE prettiest baby face and looking like a literal sweet angel. but then his presence#makes u want to throw up and Die. just having him next to u feels like torture and like u're going to be swallowed whole#and if he looks at u wrong? could actually kill a lesser man#like. imagine. just kid gojo already had people feeling like that#then an adult awakened satoru would like. actually actually kill u
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I FINALLY MET CYRANNN YAY
Spoilers for claviss route chapter 2
Clavis really is a force to be reckoned with, love him for that also cybird PLEASE give important side characters like keiths butler or cyran sprites I NEED to see their expressions this is unfair
#cockblocking jin wasn't on my do to list#neither it was so almsot throw flour in leons head#he has so much energy#also#CYRANNNNNN#finally met the red head! so glad!#cyran rose#ikemen prince cyran#cyril rose#ikepri cyran#ikemen clavis#ikepri clavis#ikemen prince clavis#clavis lelouch#ikemen prince#ikepri#ikemen ouji#ikemen prince spoilers#cybrid ikemen#ikemen series#312005
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#metal gear solid#kazuhira miller#mgsvtpp#mgsv#jillart#out of all the miller Eras™#I'd say the one i love most visually is TPP era#hes such a bitch (affectionate)#too angry to be slutty#in his jealous girlfriend era#whata that ocelot post tfw cockblocked by a plant?#also kaz
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I've said it before and I'll say it again, season 3 Anthony Bridgerton is exactly what I'd expect of a newlywed Corlys Velaryon. Full golden retriever I LOVE MY WIFE ISN'T SHE GORGEOUS ISN'T MARRIAGE WONDERFUL LET'S STAY IN BED ALL DAY AND MAKE AN HEIR energy.
#he is also being cockblocked by his wife's entire family#including her pet dragon#corlys velaryon#rhaenys x corlys
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bea, her boyfriend and her boyfriend's boyfriend.
#yo soy bea#mario ur nothing#filed under: things a*ma*io shippers will never have#she's the one that was like 'you sleep with him and i'll sleep on the couch'#like yes gonzalo was cockblocking him bc he's worried alvaro will confess to everything#but he also sees how much closer they are and how much alvaro listens to her--he fears he's losing his friend#as opposed to mario who only fears losing control over armando#bea is incredibly kind and thinks too much about other ppls feelings that she does feel bad for gonzalo#and lets him sleep with her boyfriend#she's all about compromise
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i dont think anyone understands just how mad i am at the fact i just missed the roses and muskets event, all bc i didnt finish furinas story quest 🧍♀️
#just genshin <3#NO BC I WAS SO BUSY DURING THE TIME THE EVENT WAS RUNNING THAT I COULDNT PLAY IT AND THE MOMENT I COULD I WAS BLOCKED BY HER SQ#LITERALLY IN TEARS I JUST WATCHED UD PLAY THROUGH IT AND IM SO MAD BC ITS SUCH AN AMAZING EVENT QUEST THATS SO WELL WRITTEN AND THE CGS AND#CUTSCENES ????? CHEVREUSE ???????? CHIORI ??????????? LITERALLY THE WHOLE CAST ??????????#IN TEARS I CANT BELIEVE THIS AND THE FACT U GET A BANNER + PHOTO TO PUT IN UR TEAPOT IM NOT OKAY WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE A LIMITED EVENT AND#WHY COULDNT I JUST TEMPORARILY LOCK FURINAS SQ TO DO IT (ik its lore important but idc ;w;)#anyway now that im done crying i will sleep 🫡 see u all tmrw with chevreueses bday art#also i find it so funny that the day after she releases we get her bday#sobs i love her and chiori sm they were so so so well written and ourgh#ayato my beloved... i only saw u get off the aquabus and then we were cockblocked afterwards.... smh.....#also his otto lines at the end... beloved its okay i support u whether ur a villain or not bc everything is red to me <3#and yoi my pookie... my snookums sugarplum honeybunch.... wails#AND AYAKA OURGH CLUTCHES HEART#her and chevreuse made my heart happy ;w; AND AYATO JUST SUPPORTING HER IN THE BG WAS SO FUNNY PLS HES SUCH A BIG BRO IM LOVE HE SM
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#7, to shut them up? Thank you!
Well that's a perfect choice for the two of them, thank you anon! Prompt taken from this; anyone can feel free to send other numbers in at any time, I don’t care how long it’s been. (Just maybe add some context to your ask if it’s been like a month or more since I posted this, because otherwise I won’t know what to do with the random number in my inbox lmao).
I wrote this one on my phone while I was away this weekend, and did not have internet service strong enough to load tumblr. Because formatting is annoying, I'm posting it on AO3 instead of copy/pasting it here. So you can read this one here.
summary: Set during the events of Fellowship of the Ring, Gimli and Legolas experience an epiphany on the banks of the Anduin. The rest of the Fellowship suffers.
#gimleaf#gigolas#send a kiss meme#third wheel aragorn is the BEST aragorn#he is also apparently cockblock aragorn (with assistance from cockblock boromir) alas#lotr#lotr fanfiction#gimli#legolas#the fellowship#my writing#my stuff
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