#he’s also a cockblocker

[suguwu]

when aventurine masturbates—which he doesn't do often—he doesn't really think of anything. he just gets himself off with quick, almost perfunctory strokes. a means to an end.

then he meets you.

he still doesn't get himself off often, but there's a difference the next time he does. suddenly, you drift through his mind, and his strokes slow to something a little sweeter, a little more luxurious. he leans into the pleasure; lets it spark beneath his skin, kindling to flames. it's only for a moment, just a breath of indulgence, before he banishes the thought.

the time after that, though, he thinks of your tongue, wet and pink as it peeks out between your lips. he pushes into his own touch, his back arcing like a cathedral nave of muscle and bone. imagines that the pad of his thumb, wet with pre-cum, is the tip of your tongue lapping at his slit.

he cums hard.

after, he leans back into the opulence of his bed and stares at the ceiling. there's still pleasure dancing along his nerves, the quiet reverberation of a plucked string. he thinks of you curled up next to him, sweat glimmering on your skin like ocean spray, and rolls over with a groan.

you're going to ruin him.

[tokutaiseichan]

EN: Grasped Illusions

JP: 指先に触れる幻 (Illusions on Your Fingertips)

Me: ガチ恋製造機 (Gachikoi Maker)

(yes, those three are currently the most popular guys in the yume/MC-ship landscape一at least in the JP fandom. the devs know what they're doing when creating this cosmic bond lol 😂)

[shushmal]

everyone talks about corroded coffin and eddie being a rockstar, but no one talks about the robin-steve-jonathan-argyle 90's ska band like??? the disrespect

[raindrvq]

thinking abt the stage directions during this part of the scene at the drive in

[danganronpa96]

Can't believe Natsuki from Doki Doki and Jesse Pikmin from Breaking Bad ship Kurusaka #LoveWins 💞💞

You know, the funniest thing that doesn't ever get brought up in the fic itself, is how painfully obvious from an outsider's perspective that there's something going between Hayasaka and Kurumada. Like, you see these two dudes locked side by side practically everyday: at the restaurant in the mornings, investigating the new islands, and just hanging out in general. At that point you either assume they're best friends or already married.

Jesse even hints to this when the two show up together for the standup event in chapter 3. So yeah, I'm convinced both Natsuki and Jesse are in agreement that those two may be... a little fruity. 🏳️‍🌈

The only character I think doesn't fully get this is Brian. Not that he can't see it, but he doesn't know how the social cues line up to suggest he should give them some privacy. You know, like coming to the doorway in chapter 4 daily, and him assuming the two were simply making plans for the day in chapter 5 daily. Brian tries his best and that's all that matters (even if Kurumada wants to rip his hair out every time it happens)

[amorremanet]

I love and respect angsty 🍖🍃 takes, tragedy is delicious and theirs deserved more time and exploration, I want to drown myself in their tragedy and other people’s takes on it

But at the same time, when a bitch (me) starts writing them, it’s going to be as the ghostly realm’s genderfluid Gomez and Morticia Addams, SQX got punted back down to being a mortal which means they can become a ghost, the Black Water arc was not their breakup but was in fact necessary for SQX and their supreme calamity spouse to be happily married, sometimes He Xuan will be in the middle of kissing and caressing their way up SQX’s bare leg only to get yanked away by Hua Cheng kicking in the door like “YOU STILL OWE ME MONEY AND I AM INVOKING A FAVOR” while He Xuan squawks and hisses like an incredibly upset cat and SQX pouts and fumes and goes into Xie Lian’s private communication array to complain to him about his husband being an obnoxious cockblock, etc. etc. etc.

I apologize for nothing, I’m just living my 🍖🍃 truth

[martyrbat]

batman #333

[ID: three panels of Bruce Wayne and Talia al Ghul over the course of a day. In the first one, Bruce has his cowl on but is sitting shirtless on their bed in the early dawn hours after getting severely injured on patrol the night before. Talia rushed to help him with his injuries as he started to talk about the burdens and trials of tomorrow—which caused Talia to caress his face and promise, “There will be time to worry of the future soon enough. But for now you must relax... You need comforting. I can give you all you need... And more.” Bruce admits, “Talia, you tempt me...”

In the second panel, it's the same day but they're dressed to go outside the ski resort they're taking refuge in. Talia is holding onto his arm as he was talking about the mission before he tells her, “But that's tomorrow. Tonight, well... First, dinner.” Talia smiles softly and prompts, “And then...?” Bruce responds, “Then we'll discuss that comforting you mentioned earlier.”

In the third panel, it's that night. They had dinner and dodged an assassination attempt, which caused Bruce to start to talk about the even bigger dangers that awaits them tomorrow. Talia gently tells him, “The moon is so beautiful, Bruce. Too beautiful to be wasted worrying.” They kiss in front of the moonlight and Talia reminds him, “We talked about comforting...” END ID]

[sukugo]

gojo visiting yuuta and miguel and deciding that he's going to crash at their place with them, much to miguel's (ignored) objection. so now they're all 3 at miguel's place. and yuuta has his room with his bed. and miguel has his room with his bed. and satoru has nowhere to sleep. so yuuta offers satoru to join him :D and gojo's like yeah!! sure!!! :D but miguel's like NOPE! not happening. which. leaves only satoru having to sleep with him, situation which he has no choice but to accept. and so now gojo has to sleep with him. and now he is having to give satoru his own clothes to use as pajamas. and now he is having to see satoru strip and expose his untouched skin. and the tshirt falls loosely over him, and his hair is over his eyes, softening his features further. and miguel is gulping, a trail of sweat at his back, and his body thrumming with a settling dread. a "you're frightening" he voices to satoru, a wobble lacing his words. satoru chuckles low and soft, dimpled cheeks and crinkled eyes, and it's as sweet as it is terrifying.

[jilldrawblog]

>B(

[youleavethetardisbrakeson]

I've said it before and I'll say it again, season 3 Anthony Bridgerton is exactly what I'd expect of a newlywed Corlys Velaryon. Full golden retriever I LOVE MY WIFE ISN'T SHE GORGEOUS ISN'T MARRIAGE WONDERFUL LET'S STAY IN BED ALL DAY AND MAKE AN HEIR energy.

[ladysophiebeckett]

bea, her boyfriend and her boyfriend's boyfriend.

[baeshijima]

i dont think anyone understands just how mad i am at the fact i just missed the roses and muskets event, all bc i didnt finish furinas story quest 🧍‍♀️

[tathrin]

#7, to shut them up? Thank you!

Well that's a perfect choice for the two of them, thank you anon! Prompt taken from this; anyone can feel free to send other numbers in at any time, I don’t care how long it’s been. (Just maybe add some context to your ask if it’s been like a month or more since I posted this, because otherwise I won’t know what to do with the random number in my inbox lmao).

I wrote this one on my phone while I was away this weekend, and did not have internet service strong enough to load tumblr. Because formatting is annoying, I'm posting it on AO3 instead of copy/pasting it here. So you can read this one here.

summary: Set during the events of Fellowship of the Ring, Gimli and Legolas experience an epiphany on the banks of the Anduin. The rest of the Fellowship suffers.

[feellikemonsters]

betrayals

do you think His lips tasted like good bread? His spit like wine? do you think Judas could have lived without thinking of Him every time he sat down to eat or brought a cup to his lips? do you think that's what drove him to madness?

@nosebleedclub

[bangcakes]

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[wfuckshit42]

here's my hot take