#he’s a wingman lol

[devinescribe]

Plants

Aguni Morizono x Reader

HE IS SO TORTURED AND IT MAKES ME SAD

Pre-borderlands, Hatter playing matchmaker , cursing i think that's it

You owned a flower shop. That was really all that needed to be said.

You had always loved plants from a yound age, always taking care of your garden.

Next door to you there was a hatter. He was rather excentric and always said hello to you.

"Goodmorning (Y/N)!" He chirped, walking through the door with a smile. "Goodmorning Takeru," you said, placing some of your rose bushes out into the greenhouse area. He followed behind you.

"So... if my friend needed desperate help with one of his house plants... would it be a bother if he came to ask you for help?" He asked suddenly. "A friend?" You asked, opening up a bag of soil, adding some of your compost into it,, mixing it around. "Yes! A friend, uhm he.. has this plant and it is just not doing well. No matter what he does with it," he explained. "Ahh... I see. Well, you can tell him I'd be more than happy to help," you said with a smile. "Thank you! I'll be sure to send him in later,"he said, leaving you to your work.

You sighed, wiping your forehead from the sweat. There was dirt on your hands, and you heard the bell for the door chime. You sighed, walking up to the front part of the building.

"Hello, how can i-"

"(Y/N) I brought my friend!" The man said excitedly.

You looked shocked at his outburst.

"Alright calm down Jesus... (L/N) (Y/N)," you introduced to the tall man.

"Morizono Aguni... it's a pleasure to meet you. Takeru won't shut up actually," he muttered.

You giggled. He swore that his heart must have been beating at the speed of light when he finally took a good look at you.

You were gorgeous. Your (h/l) (h/c) hair put into (H/S). And your beautiful (e/c) eyes. Your skin was glowing, as if you wore glitter, but he knew it was probably from the exptensive care you took of it. Especially since you worked out in the sun most days. There was dirt smudged on your face and on the cute overalls you had on.

"So, you gonna keep staring or actually talk to her?" Takeru whispered to his hest friend. The stoic man looked away shyly.

He had seen you around obviously. If you closed early you'd help Takeru. If not, you two would close at the same time everyday. Many days he passed by to talk to his friend and watched you lovingly take care of each and every plant.

He remembered watching you cry over a vase that a kid had broken. Not while they were in the store, but you cried over it. Maybe it was about the plant and not the vase, but still.

You smiled. "Morizono, Takeru here told me you needed help with a plant, yes?"

He nodded. Why would his his friend lie to her about that. There was really an easier way to do this, like just say he wanted to meet you. But his friend oh so into theatrics had to lie.

"So what kind is it?"

Fuck.

"Hydrangea."

"Ugh, they are so picky," you mumbled, grabbing some different things around your shop.

He watched you mumble to yourself, grabbing things and putting them back. Then he noticed his friend had left.

He felt bad that you were frazzled running around the store for a plant that he most definitely did not have.

“(L/N), it’s ok you don’t have to do all that,” he said.

“Oh? But your-,”

“Doesn’t exist. Made it up because I wanted to talk to you… just didn’t know how to start conversation,” he explained, a bit embarrassed.

You blushed.

“Oh… well… in that case, would you like to go get dinner or something tonight? Get to know me?” You asked with a bright smile.

He smiled back and nodded.

“I’d like that.”

Takeru watched from the outside shop window and jumped in glee. Finally you two would stop being cowards and just talk.

“Another job well done by me if I do say so myself.”

So sorry for the short chapter!

[nocek]

Wade is always winning at the pay attention to me game.

In this case grand prize is hour long lecture about spiders reproduction (and also genetics, don't forget the genetics ;P)

[shotmrmiller]

toni help i’m feeling very lesbian and i just feel like the boys would be such bad wing men in that sense. getting them to help me pick up girls is a terrible idea but it sounds hilarious

price has been loyally married since HS so he has no modern game. commodore 64.

kyle is still single, god only knows why, soap says, but it's cuz he can't pick up any sort of cues. he thinks any potential girl/guy coming his way is just being nice :)

soap is too aggressive. whilst his face is pretty, his abrasive attitude isn't. yaps their ear right off talking about nothing then offers them a walk back to his place. yikes.

and ghost. walking danger sign. anytime a girl looks at him, all she hears are those air raid sirens and knows to steer clear. hasn't been laid in years. game nonexistent.

[rinupi]

oopsies!

[renonv]

I can't stop thinking about them 😭😭 help

[sprtruechara]

pb doesnt have cocoapowder in it because im afraid no one will like it if i put in too many ships. but romantic endgame or not i think chara would think clover is cringe until they warmed up to them lol

[junespriince]

Winged heart au

Wally, pick up his phone: yeah Kyle?

Kyle, on speaker: I changed my mind, you're wearing the dress to our wedding.

Wally: why me!?

Kyle: you have the legs for the strapless dress with the thigh cut, I don't!

Wally: bullshit, and what about the tramp stamp? We're never going to see it in a suit.

Kyle: fine, we'll both wear dresses!

Wally: fine, see you at 30 hoe!

Kyle: of course bitch!

Nightwing: what was that about?

Wally, going back to sewing up Nightwing: ah, Kyle and I made a stupid deal in highschool, if we're single we married each other, but he's a drama queen and wants a big ass wedding if he's getting married so.

Nightwing: oh, okay.

Next day

Nightwing, broke into Kyle apartment: break that deal with Wally and I'll buy you paint.

Kyle, sighs: fine, but I get to be his maid of honor.

Nightwing: don't you mean his best man?

Kyle: did I fuckin stuttered?

Nightwing: okay okay deal.

Kyle: great, I want gouache, I'm in my watercolor phase.

[kheprriverse]

I interrupt this month's Baljin posting with a long overdue Ko'jin/Malon post. Also a meme that's been in the back of my mind for a while coz it fits so many of my ocs, but I thought these two would be a perfect fit 👍

[jakuwais]

Ojisan… division? 😡💢

My initial idea for this

[nolongerapileofashprobably]

NO EVERYONE WAIT

I am replaying totk, so I’m redoing the Regional Phenomenon quest. Let me just gush about how

Zelda is repeatedly called Riju’s close friend

Riju writes about how she has faith in Zelda and Link

She prays to Urbosa to watch over the Gerudo, Zelda, and Link

She does what she thinks Zelda would advise her to do

Of all the sages, Riju is the one Zelda and Link probably visited the most often because she is the only one who doesn’t comment on how long it’s been

(Buliara says ‘it’s been some time’ but this is also considering Zelda and Link went missing and it is canonically the region you’re guided towards last)

Riju is familiar enough with Zelda to not refer to her as ‘Princess Zelda’ but just as Zelda.

Zelda once inspired Riju when she spoke of her frustrations with their fighting style— she gave very blunt and vague instructions and then left Riju to figure it out

(Basically reminiscent of how Link shoved Daruk into the divine beast and basically said ‘you figure it out’ … why are they like this lol)

They are such dear friends that Riju immediately tells Link (essentially) ‘I will help you find her, by bringing a quick resolution to the sand shroud and monsters plaguing Gerudo’.

She is the only Sage who actively goes “oh I’m helping you, give me like a few to get my shit together and then we will find Zelda”. The rest go “ah I wish I could but I actually can’t rn :/”

I love Tulin bc that is my son, I raised him and am so proud of him… but Riju calling out to Zelda and canonically being close to her just makes me so emotional because Zelda found a friend and mentor in Urbosa and now Riju did the same with Zelda.

That is so damn significant.

[deadmothsketches]

Be more chill or else.

Wandered down memory lane and am relistening to this musical again. lol BMC was the first musical I saw with my gf so it holds a special place in my heart.

Anyway back to rant. I might do an animatic for the song Be more chill part 1 and 2 but only snippets of it so i can draw akuma Kara just rip Karla a new one for being a nerd. lol

[mblue-art]

I love that in your au Epic is watching you both as a comedic but no less romantic show

Epic is just like :)

Epic: Two dorks in love lmao :)

hehe yeah !! (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠) he's got a real romcom anime in front of him 😩

[rwby-confess]

Confession #153

[void-botanist]

I got so enchanted by this idea that it's pretty much canon now: maybe two or three years after AOM, Colin says "fuck this" and moves back to Rade, but this time to Aephar (he's from Liepes), where he falls in with Nell and Bess and starts a band with them. So here's Nell and Colin, who I imagine sounding like Pat Benatar and (trans) Joan Jett, respectively.

[the-raindeer-king]

giggling very hard at your mama riley fic. very excited to see where this goes.

Thank you!! I'd like to take this as an opportunity to say that Mama Riley loves all of you, and she's inviting all of us over for Christmas. Although idk if she has the space lol.

[lieutenantselnia]

2 things that have absolutely nothing to do with each other, but are kinda related to this blog, and that have been on my mind recently:

I'd love to make some kind of small custom merch some day, either of just my f/os or actually my self ships. Like stickers or a pin, maybe even a small keychain. Even if it was just for myself (bc idk if anyone else would even be interested in it, especially when it's including not just the canon character but my s/i as well), but I think it would be cute <3

What if I made a Davy x Selena x Maccus crack ship? For no particular reason other than silliness